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Under the Lin Feng heart with amazement, he and Liu Changan have several beginning experiences...... is not right, the experience that takes a beating unilaterally, has comprehended Liu Changan that monster same strength, after short surprise, only thought that on the shoulder transmits a severe pain, sits on nearby stool, presses the shoulder unable to move, if this fellow hand vigor uses full power, fears can the oneself bone crumb. 林峰心下骇然,他和刘长安有过几次动手的经历……不对,是单方面挨揍的经历,已经领会过了刘长安那怪物一样的力气,短暂的诧异之后,只觉得肩膀上传来一阵剧痛,不禁一屁股坐在旁边的凳子上,按着肩膀动弹不得,这家伙手劲儿要是全力用出来,怕是能够把自己骨头捏碎。 Liu Changan has stayed in downstairs was so long, Guan Yuan should have no reason strange oneself not to constrain Liu Changan. 刘长安已经在楼下呆了这么久了,管圆应该没有理由怪自己没有拖住刘长安了。 Thinks of here, Lin Feng turns head to look at the staircase. 想到这里,林峰扭头看着楼梯。 Liu Changan returns to the building, in the shadow sound chamber the sound is very loud, knocks on a door, shoves open conveniently, the eye sweeps, seeing only in room were many three male gender, does not have the Guan Yuan form. 刘长安回到楼上,影音室里声音很大,敲了敲门,随手推开,眼睛一扫,只见房间里多了三只雄性,并没有管圆的身影。 Bai Hui beckons, still very natural appearance is facing Liu Changan, she does not want to maintain the distance with Liu Changan immediately or changes the oneself attitude, such too desirably, perhaps Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu must think anything. 白茴招了招手,依然很大方的样子面对着刘长安,她并不想马上就和刘长安保持距离或者改变自己的态度,那样太刻意了,说不定严湘赵钰又要多想什么。 Liu Changan walked, toward three facial features is shy the boy, but the look jumps for joy smiles to nod. 刘长安走了过来,朝着三个面容青涩而眼神雀跃的男孩子微笑点头。 In the hormone secretion exuberantly and just started to expect in the boy eye of opposite sex human relations, any social occasion is the situation of seeking a mate, even without like the male gender of animal kingdom obvious, but the psychology and movement detail have no difference eventually. 在荷尔蒙分泌旺盛而刚刚开始期待着异性交际的男孩子眼里,任何社交场合都是求偶的场合,即便没有像动物界的雄性一样明显,但是心理和动作细节终究没有什么区别。 This is also the instinct makes it so. 这也是天性使然。 This is Wang Wuyang of our class, Lao Maigao, Zeng Changhe.” Bai Hui knows that Liu Changan does not remember mostly these three people, that time we ate to bake meet you and Zhou Dongdong, they also.” “这是我们班的王武阳,劳麦高,曾昌河。”白茴知道刘长安多半不记得这三个人了,“那次我们吃烧烤遇见你和周咚咚了,他们也在。” I know, Guan Yuan......” Liu Changan memory very good appearance, right, Guan Yuan?” “我知道,还有一个管圆嘛……”刘长安记性很好的样子,“对了,管圆呢?” Bai Hui walked, pulled Liu Changan to arrive at the one side. 白茴走了过来,扯着刘长安来到了一旁。 I made up the makeup in downstairs a moment ago, went out meets Guan Yuan.” Bai Hui a little complained said, who made him run suddenly? However who can think that Guan Yuan can make the action that ambushes outside the bathroom is to also let person no wonder Liu Changan...... Bai Hui actually not really strange Liu Changan, but is a little big to his resentment today, does the girl send to be angry let alone is not very lovable? “刚才我在楼下补妆,出门遇见管圆了。”白茴有点埋怨地说道,谁让他突然跑了的?但是谁能想到管圆能做出在卫生间外埋伏的举动也是让人怪不得刘长安……白茴其实也不是真的怪刘长安,但是今天对他怨气有点大,更何况女孩子发嗔不是很可爱吗? Why do you want to make up the makeup?” Liu Changan looked at a Bai Hui makeup to accommodate, I discovered that you will put on make-up specially, above that this eyelash curled upwards can put 22 fragrant-flowered garlic!” “你为什么要补妆?”刘长安看了一眼白茴的妆容,“我发现你特别会化妆啊,这眼睫毛翘的上边可以放二两韭菜吧!” Puts the fragrant-flowered garlic of your head! This is the eyelash hair brush of Heath Li, ultra easy-to-use...... I am disinclined to speak this with you! Guan Yuan to me said suddenly some disgusting words, I spat his one.” Bai Hui somewhat embarrassed dark crisp. “放你个头的韭菜啊!这是希思黎的睫毛刷,超好用……我懒得和你讲这个啦!管圆突然对我说一些恶心的话,我吐了他一身。”白茴有些不好意思的暗爽。 Words that he spoke disgusting? You study one.” “他说的话有多恶心?你学一遍吧。” „Can your emphasis so not be strange?” “你的关注点能不能别这么奇怪?” What did you spit in his body?” “那你吐了什么在他身上?” Liu Changan!” 刘长安!” „, I knew, I first got down.” Liu Changan nods, conveniently according to returning to the sofa sits Bai Hui, I first bury a radish.” “哦,我知道了,我先下去了。”刘长安点了点头,随手把白茴按回沙发上坐着,“我先去埋个萝卜。” Buries a radish? 埋个萝卜? Bai Hui looks at Liu Changan to walk, with, stood on the corridor visits under him the staircase, felt that he was looks for Guan Yuan to trouble, but did not affirm very much, Bai Hui then looked at Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu unknowingly, discovered that they are really looking at oneself and Liu Changan unintentionally, in the heart cold snort/hum, was really one group of women, oneself had not said was helps An Nuan monitor Liu Changan? 白茴看着刘长安走出去,跟了出来,站在走廊上看着他下楼梯,感觉他是去找管圆麻烦了,但是又不是很肯定,白茴不经意地回头瞄了一眼严湘赵钰,发现她们果然在有意无意地看自己刘长安,心中不禁冷哼了一声,真是一群八婆,自己不是已经说了是帮安暖监视刘长安吗? No matter they do believe that in any case oneself was the letter/believes, why they didn't believe? Really repugnant. 不管她们信不信,反正自己是信了,那么她们凭什么不信啊?真是讨厌。 Liu Changan then looked at one, discovered that Bai Hui stands near the corridor, immediately has turned the head, his skirt bottom to the fairy maiden has no interest, wore the pumpkin trousers let alone. 刘长安回头看了一眼,发现白茴站在走廊边上,马上转过头去了,他对仙女的裙底并没有兴趣,更何况还穿了南瓜裤。 Puts on the girl of magnificent model of lo skirt, to let the skirt swayed seem fluffy, under usually also put on a short skirt same skirt brace that seems like the fine gauze to make, making the skirt suspend like the umbrella opens, but supports below in this skirt, often is wrapping is not girl's common that soft personal frivolous safety trousers, but is the pumpkin trousers that one type against is exposed, this type of pants as the name suggests, near trousers package leg, but among part drum likely pumpkin. 很多穿华丽款lo裙的女孩子,为了让裙摆显得蓬松,下边经常还穿了一条看上去像轻纱做成的短裙一样的裙撑,让裙摆像伞一样支开,而在这条裙撑下面,往往套着的不是女孩子常见的那种柔软贴身轻薄的安全裤,而是一种防走光的南瓜裤,这种裤子顾名思义,裤边包着腿而中间部分鼓起来像个南瓜。 In brief, this putting on law sounds feels very silly. 总之,这种穿法听起来就觉得很傻。 Liu Changan saw Guan Yuan in downstairs washroom, Guan Yuan is cleaning body water stain and fruit juice, body wet, was good to be equipped with the hair dryer, Guan Yuan plans first to clean oneself goes out again. 刘长安在楼下洗手间里见到了管圆,管圆正在擦拭着身上的水渍和果汁,身上已经湿漉漉的了,好在配备有电吹风,管圆打算先把自己弄干净再出去。 Cares about the oneself image in this situation Guan Yuan very much, Bai Hui no doubt is the main objective, but must have other girl to have the favorable impression to him, is the natural matter, so-called has a mind growing flowers unable to spend, chance accomplished what art had failed. 在这种场合管圆还是很在意自己形象的,白茴固然是主要目标,但是要有别的女孩子对他生出好感,想必也是理所当然之事,所谓有心栽花花不开,无心插柳柳成荫啊。 Out of the window has the willow branch to drag, really does for the occasion. 窗外有柳枝摇曳,真是应景。 Guan Yuan.” 管圆。” Guan Yuan turns head, sees Liu Changan to lean on near the wall, the vision looks at out of the window indifferently. 管圆回过头来,看到刘长安倚靠在墙边,目光淡然地看着窗外。 Has the matter?” Guan Yuan responded to one lightly, has turned the head to look at oneself in mirror, the hair is a little wet, unemotional appearance a little uninhibited indifference. “有事?”管圆淡淡地回应了一声,又转过头去看着镜子里的自己,头发有点湿漉漉的,面无表情的样子有点不羁的冷漠。 Help.” “帮我个忙吧。” Liu Changan said, arrives by the staircase, opened the gate between tools. 刘长安说完,来到楼梯旁边,拉开了工具间的门。 Guan Yuan does not want to pay attention to Liu Changan, but Liu Changan this fellow itself/Ben is the old enemy who in the oneself life must face, just like Su Nanxiu said, escape is useless. 管圆本来不想理会刘长安的,但是刘长安这个家伙本就是自己人生中必须面对的宿敌,正如苏南秀所说,逃避是没有用的。 Therefore Guan Yuan scratched the hand, looks that Liu Changan in put out two shovels in the tools. 于是管圆擦了擦手,看着刘长安在工具间里拿出了两把铲子。 Liu Changan oneself took, lost to Guan Yuan, then walked from the back door, went to the back garden in villa. 刘长安自己拿了一把,丢了一把给管圆,然后从后门走了出来,来到了别墅的后园。 What do you do?” Guan Yuan caught the shovel, followed in Liu Changan behind. “你搞什么?”管圆接住了铲子,跟在了刘长安的身后。 Liu Changan arrives under the willow tree, you know why the willow tree did call the willow tree?” 刘长安走到柳树下,“你知道柳树为什么叫柳树吗?” Willow tree called the willow tree.” Guan Yuan thinks, who damn knows this matter? “柳树就叫柳树。”管圆想,谁他妈的知道这事? „The ancient cuts using the one method of trees calls the pollarding law, the north multipurpose willow tree, the southwest is used in the Bombay black wood, these two planting trees especially qualifies, the chieftain operation method is to reduce the head of tree, kept the half to sprout/moe, willow tree therefore it calls to keep the tree from the beginning, abroad study remained.” Liu Changan looks at the willow tree to explain: Thaw records the record, after Emperor Yang of Sui ascended the throne, excavated the Tongji ditch, Yu Shiji flatters to in both banks plant the willow tree, when the willow tree put forth branches to drag to the spring really attractively, Emperor Yang of Sui thought that this suggestion was good, planted the willow tree in the Grand Canal both banks, but also planted personally, bestowing the willow tree was surnamed Yang, therefore the willow tree also called the willow.” “古人采伐利用树木的一种方法就叫头木作业法,北方多用柳树,西南地区多用于铁刀木,这两种树特别适合,头目作业法就是砍掉树的头,留了半截萌枝,柳树因此它一开始叫留树,留学的留。”刘长安看着柳树解释:“开河记有记载,隋炀帝登基后,开凿通济渠,虞世基拍马屁要在两岸种柳树,待到春来柳树抽枝摇曳煞是好看,隋炀帝觉得这个建议不错,就在大运河两岸都种了柳树,还亲自种了一些,赐柳树姓杨,所以柳树也叫杨柳。” „Did you call me to come a willow tree?” Guan Yuan is unthinkable, what thing that in this Liu Changan brain thinks? “你叫我来种柳树?”管圆匪夷所思,这刘长安脑子里想的什么玩意? Therefore the millenniums to fall, with the Grand Canal, in the Suzhou and Hangzhou related poetry, the willow were also the patrons, must say that these kings of ancient times also were really the inflation, met a tree, bestowed the surname, actually who liked being surnamed Yang with you, you said was right?” Liu Changan asked. “所以千年以降,和大运河,苏杭有关的诗词里,杨柳也是常客了,要说古代的这些帝王也真是膨胀,遇到一棵树,也赐姓,其实谁喜欢和你姓杨啊,你说对不对?”刘长安问道。 Did Guan Yuan ponder over, Liu Changan must do? Liu Changan now the style of speaking is at least temperate, like do not oppose with oneself, Guan Yuan also performance has the demeanor very much, right, cultivated the behavior cannot too inflate.” 管圆琢磨了一下,刘长安到底要干什么?只是至少刘长安现在谈吐温和,不像要和自己作对,管圆也表现的很有风度,“对,做人不能太膨胀了。” I also thought so.” Liu Changan was saying started the shovel earth in the ground, helped, I know that your strength was big.” “我也这么觉得。”刘长安说着就开始在地面上铲土了,“帮个忙吧,我知道你力气大。” Is the strength big? Guan Yuan somewhat looks at Liu Changan vigilantly, it seems like Liu Changan detected eventually Guan Yuan special place, his these words feared that is suggesting anything. 力气大?管圆有些警惕地看着刘长安,看来刘长安终究察觉到了管圆的特异之处,他这句话怕是在暗示什么。 But you are the Su Nanxiu vigilant person, only feared that also not necessarily is what average person, in the Guan Yuan heart cold snort/hum one, takes the shovel shovel earth neither arrogant nor servile. 可你是苏南秀警惕的人,只怕也未必是什么普通人,管圆心中冷哼一声,不亢不卑地拿着铲子铲土。 Two strength big unusual people, Guan Yuan intend to compete with Liu Changan in addition, shovel fast, a while dug almost one person of high pit to come out in the courtyard. 两个力气大的异乎寻常的人,加上管圆有意和刘长安较劲,铲的飞快,一会儿就在院子里挖了个差不多一人高的坑出来。 Dug, Guan Yuan raised the head unknowingly, showed the smiling face, wanted to smile with Liu Changan, but restrained immediately, in heart annoying, oneself was really mental case, big evening's running came to here and Liu Changan this mental case digs a pit to plant trees! 挖好了,管圆不经意地抬头,露出了笑脸,想要和刘长安相视一笑,但是马上收敛了,心中懊恼,自己真是神经病,大晚上的跑来这里和刘长安这个神经病挖坑种树! The work is diverting, the work makes people open, the work makes the person heart broad. 劳动使人快乐,劳动使人开朗,劳动使人心胸广阔。 Goes.” Liu Changan points at the pit to say to Guan Yuan. “进去吧。”刘长安指着坑对管圆说道。 „?” Guan Yuan gawked. “啊?”管圆愣了一下。 You go, I buried you.” Liu Changan is urging, he must sing. “你进去吧,我把你埋了。”刘长安催促着,他还要去唱歌呢。 Damn! Do you play me?” Guan Yuan short of breath, air/Qi was not only Liu Changan must bury oneself, what was more annoyed was oneself is insane unexpectedly thinks insanely he planted trees, dug for quite a while with him here! “操!你耍我?”管圆气急,气的不仅仅是刘长安要埋了自己,更恼火的是自己居然失心疯了以为他是种树,跟着他在这里挖了半天! No.” Liu Changan and Guan Yuan were reasonable, you listened to me to explain. The so-called thousand days against clever truth, I have not been play tonight, I must sing, I must play the mechanical games, I must play the table roaming, can't I accompany frequently side Bai Hui? You look at you is not so dishonest, I get down to drink cup of orange juice, you hide in the bathroom to peep Bai Hui to breathe out, you said that you are so obscene, how did I feel relieved?” “没有。”刘长安管圆讲道理,“你听我解释。所谓没有千日防贼的道理,我今天晚上是来玩的,我还要去唱歌,我还要去玩游戏机,我还要去玩桌游,我总不能时时刻刻陪在白茴身边吧?你瞧你这么不老实,我才下去喝杯橙汁,你就躲卫生间里想偷窥白茴嘘嘘,你说你这么下流,我怎么放心?” I have not peeped she to breathe out...... breathe out your mother!” Guan Yuan is breathless, Liu Changan this person talks irresponsibly simply. “我没有偷窥她嘘……嘘你妈的!”管圆气急败坏,刘长安这人简直信口雌黄。 I know that you have not peeped, this was not discovered, but also was sprinkled water by Bai Hui.” Liu Changan is pointing at the pit, goes, I have no free time to stare at you, therefore buries you most felt relieved here, when we got together, I will naturally pull out you.” “我知道你没有偷窥到,这不是被发现了吗,还被白茴泼了一身水。”刘长安又指着坑,“进去吧,我没空盯着你,所以把你埋在这里最放心,等我们聚会完了,我自然会把你拔出来的。” I am not the radish, I walk am not good!” Guan Yuan threw down the shovel, is burning with anger. “我又不是萝卜,我走还不行吗!”管圆丢下了铲子,怒火中烧。 „It is not good, did you walk came back? Person who goes to the bathroom to squat over the latrine pit to peep, is completely untrusty.” Liu Changan shakes the head. “不行,你走了又回来呢?会去卫生间里蹲坑偷窥的人,完全不能信任。”刘长安摇了摇头。 I finally said one......” “我最后说一遍……” Liu Changan has not waited for Guan Yuan saying that the shovel swept away to pound on the neck of Guan Yuan, Guan Yuan ate the pain immediately, sway pointed at Liu Changan, body is staggering pours in the pit. 刘长安没有等管圆说完,铲子横扫砸在了管圆的脖子上,管圆顿时吃痛,摇摇晃晃地指着刘长安,身体一个踉跄就倒在了坑里。 Spoke the truth you not to listen to you, but oneself went, also good.” Liu Changan raised the shovel to start to bury Guan Yuan. “跟你讲道理你不听,不过还是自己进去了,也好。”刘长安扬起了铲子开始埋管圆 The Guan Yuan physical quality far supernormal person, quick wakes, discovered that Liu Changan has buried on earth the oneself shoulder, cannot help but startled and anger, Liu Changan! You are simply lawless, you know that you are doing?” 管圆的身体素质远超常人,很快就醒了过来,发现刘长安已经把土埋到了自己肩膀上,不由得又惊又怒,“刘长安!你简直无法无天,你知道你在干什么吗?” You ate owing that does not have the culture. You think to look, if you know that what reason the name of willow tree is, you can think where some people dig a pit a willow tree? The willow tree, inserted root well!” The Liu Changan obviously such obvious reminder he, Guan Yuan was so slow, needed to experience to make him awaken like this from now the learned importance, henceforth the learn/study, turned a new leaf well also cannot know, in the future recalled that Liu Changan pains, the natural intention was grateful. “你就是吃了没有文化的亏。你想想看,你要是知道柳树的名字是什么来由,你就能够想到,哪里有人挖坑种柳树的?柳树呢,插根枝就好了啊!”刘长安明明都这么明显的提醒他了,管圆还是如此迟钝,想必也需要这样的经历让他从此以后醒悟过来博学的重要性,从此好好学习,改邪归正也未可知,将来回想起刘长安的一片苦心,自然心怀感激。 Liu Changan said that convenient forced in the mouth of Guan Yuan to catch the throat the shovel , so as to avoid he shouted loudly to alarm schoolmates' aesthetic pleasure. 刘长安说完顺手就把铲子柄塞进了管圆的嘴中卡住了喉咙,免得他大喊大叫惊扰了同学们的雅兴。 „Before this must put, I in your know-how stopper the chicken, the whole body drenched the chicken juice and syrup, had you to receive. I approve and support socialism core value fortunately now, without was so flagitious.” Liu Changan shows a temperate gentle smile, touches the head of Guan Yuan, turned back the villa to go, conveniently the door lock breaking by twisting, to guard some people to discover Guan Yuan promptly. “这要搁以前,我就在你的窍门塞了鸡肉,浑身淋上鸡汁和糖水,有你受的。还好我现在认同和拥护社会主义核心价值观,没有那么凶残了。”刘长安露出一个温和慈祥的笑容,摸了摸管圆的头,就走回别墅去了,顺手把门锁给拧坏了,以防有人及时发现了管圆 Liu Changan washes the hands, discovered that Bai Hui looks around on the corridor. 刘长安去洗了手,发现白茴又在走廊上东张西望。 „Did you do?” Bai Hui relaxes asks. “你干嘛去了?”白茴松了一口气地问道。 I went to bury Guan Yuan, tonight you can play safely.” Liu Changan worked is always credible, complies to manage well, are not related with other reason, the big fee/spent flustered was not because who was whose anyone. “我去把管圆埋了,今天晚上你可以安心玩了。”刘长安做事向来靠谱,答应了就会好好办,和别的原因没有关系,大费周章也不是因为谁是谁的谁。 Bai Hui tittered one to smile, did the burying radish that originally he said bury Guan Yuan? Liu Changan this person was really repugnant, does not want to be laughing with him obviously, must tease her to smile, was really annoying. 白茴噗嗤一声笑了出来,原来他说的埋萝卜就是埋了管圆吗?刘长安这人真是太讨厌了,明明已经不想和他嘻嘻哈哈的,偏偏又要逗她笑,真烦人。 Bai Hui has not taken seriously, asking Liu Changan must sing, Liu Changan naturally must sing, this plays is a night, because will not have the class next morning, wants to have the class in the afternoon, everyone is plays in the morning, enjoys oneself to the full to turn over. 白茴也没有当真,问刘长安要不要去唱歌,刘长安当然要去唱的,这一玩就是一个通宵,因为第二天上午没有课,要下午才有课,大家都是玩到早上,才尽兴而归。 Liu Changan and Bai Hui farewell walks home, arrives on the orange continent bridge, looked up morning sun, was a sunny day. 刘长安白茴告别走路回家,走到橘洲大桥上,抬头看了看朝阳,又是一个阳光灿烂的日子啊。 …… …… …… …… Asked the monthly ticket. 求月票。
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