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太阳当空照,鸟儿喳喳叫,飞来飞去拉便便。Whenmistdispersing, the sunlightdid not havein the air the scattering of moistureto becomeis not so gentle, Liu Changanstepped on the blistercar(riage)has been sprinkling the draininginggreen fodderto make an appearanceto arrive at the campus.
当雾气散开时,阳光没有了空气中水份的散射而变得不那么温柔,刘长安踩着水泡车洒过的沥青料露面走到了校区。
When passed by a square, cansee that wearsstudent who the earphoneread, the senior citizen who made the primal chaos, put on the middle-aged man who the shortsshort sleevewarmed up, waited for the school busstoodneatly a row of little friend, Guan Yuanis most noteworthy is that playing the parallel bars, sideis gatheringonecrowd of surroundingChineseyouthcrowds, manyseverallookswarmandnotthatshystudyelder sister.
路过一个广场时,可以看到戴着耳机看书的学生,打太极的老年人,穿着短裤短袖热身的中年男子,还有等校车的整整齐齐站成一排的小朋友,最引人瞩目的是管圆正在玩双杠,旁边聚集着一群围观的老中青年人群,其中不乏几个眼神热烈而不那么青涩的学姐。Liu Changanalsocollectedto look atone, saw onlyGuan Yuanto wearfivepoints of trousers, flexibleandfastis makingvariousparallel barsmovements, overhungswinging, expanded and contracted, the swivel, wound, tumbling, somersaultwait/etccountless changes, althoughcould visithim very is notskilledrepertoire, has not studied the playing skill, purelyis operatingwith the strength and response , made one praise to the heavens.刘长安也凑过去看了一眼,只见管圆穿着一条五分裤,正灵活而迅捷地做着各种双杠动作,悬垂摆动,屈伸,转体,回环,翻滚,空翻等等变幻无穷,尽管看得出来他并不是十分熟练套路,也没有研究过表演技巧,纯粹凭着力量和反应在操作,却也让人叹为观止了。
The split vision of Guan Yuancorner of the eyecaught the arrival of Liu Changan, inheartonehappy, made a stunner of seriesswivelhastily, causedstudyapplause and scream of elder sisters, Guan YuanalsonoticedLiu Changanenthusiasticallyis also applaudingunexpectedly, browslightlywrinkle, madetwostunnersthen the backward somersaultto fall to the ground, steadyholding upboth handshinted, just likegymnasticsprincein a Olympic Gamesarena.管圆眼角的余光捕捉到了刘长安的到来,不禁心中一喜,连忙做了一个连环转体的高难度动作,引起了学姐们的鼓掌和尖叫,管圆也留意到了刘长安居然也在热烈鼓掌,眉头微皱,又做了两个高难度动作然后后空翻落地,稳稳的举起双手示意,犹如一个在奥运会赛场的体操王子。Guan Yuanstretches out the fingertoward the positionbeckonedfinger that Liu Changanwas ata moment ago, actuallydiscovered that Liu Changanis givinghimenthusiasticallyto applaud the latera blinkto rununexpectedly.管圆伸出手指朝着刚才刘长安所在的位置勾了勾手指,却发现刘长安居然在给他热烈鼓掌以后一眨眼就跑了。NowwhatstandsinLiu Changanthatpositionis a statureslightlyfatgirl, saw that Guan Yuancancels the fingertowardoneself, somewhathappilyobserves the situation the surroundingsisters, thenrestrainedthisself-satisfaction, walkedslightlyshyly, „did you...... youcallme?”
现在站在刘长安那个位置的是一个身材微胖的女孩子,见到管圆朝自己勾手指,有些得意地环视周围的姐妹们,然后收敛了这份得意,略微羞涩地走了过来,“你……你叫我?”„Ihave not calledyou, uglyratio.”Guan Yuandid not shove openthatgirlpatiently, took upunderothergirl'sdumbfoundedlooksplacednearbycell phone and cell phonesupportleaves.
“我没叫你,丑比。”管圆不耐烦地推开了那个女孩子,在其他女孩目瞪口呆的眼神下拿起了放在一旁的手机和手机支架离开了。Guan Yuaninlive broadcast.管圆在直播。Guan Yuantakes the cell phone, live broadcastwhileresponded among hislive broadcastsinaudience, hejuststarted the live broadcast, the audiencewere not many, butby the oneselfstrength, can the content of live broadcastbe too manywithout a doubt, Guan Yuanbelievedto take time, hecan certainly the fireget up.管圆拿着手机,一边直播一边回应他直播间里的观众,他才刚刚开始直播,观众并不多,但是毫无疑问以自己的实力来说,可以直播的内容太多了,管圆相信假以时日,他一定能够大火起来。Underintimidation of cafeteriaaunt, Guan Yuanpaid the fineto write the inspection, the trivial matter, Guan Yuandid not planto haggle over, calledthento letcafeteria the leader in schoolin the plot of oneselffronttremblingfear, does not have the meansto sittemporarilyby the oneselfcurrentinfluence.
在食堂大妈的威逼下,管圆交了罚款写了检查,区区小事,管圆也不打算计较了,把学校里的领导叫来然后让食堂方面在自己面前战战兢兢害怕的剧情,以自己目前的影响力来说暂时没有办法坐到。Hehas discovered, according tooneselfin the plot that in the novelseesanticipated that the oneselffuturewill befar-fetched, hemusttake the oneselfroad.
他已经发现了,按照自己在小说里看到的剧情来期待自己的将来是不靠谱的,他必须走出自己的路。Whenaccessing the netto searchoneselfthissituation the related information, Guan YuansearchedLiu Changan, thendiscoveredwith amazement, goodoneselfnowalreadytoday we are no longer as we have been, otherwiseso the old enemy was really a bigtrouble.
在上网搜索自己这种情况的相关资料时,管圆无意间搜索到了刘长安,然后才惊讶地发现,还好自己现在已经今非昔比了,否则如此宿敌实在是一个不小的麻烦。Instructs the life is not certainly far-fetchedwith the novelplot, butactuallygave the Guan Yuanconfidence, the leadlikeoneself, will not meetoneto be possible be called the perfectsupporting roleinvariousaspects, the tyrannicalmilitary forcevalue, has the dazzlingfighthistory, the outstandingacademic achievement, the girlfriend of schoolflowerrank...... naturally, the plotdevelopsbehind, all halo of thissupporting rolebelong toGuan Yuan, the schoolflowergirlfriend of supporting rolealsounderstands that whoherson of heavenis, possiblycannot achieve„the entireplace to receive”and so on, after allAn Nuansuchbeautiful young girlandLiu Changandiscussedsuchlonglove, disagreement/not withLiu Changanhas the relations are. Is impossible.
用小说剧情来指导人生当然不靠谱,但是却给了管圆信心,像自己这样的主角,难道不都会遇见一个在各方面堪称完美的配角,强横的武力值,有着耀眼的战斗历史,骄人的学业成绩,校花级别的女朋友……当然,剧情发展到后面,这个配角的一切光环都属于管圆,配角的校花女朋友也会明白她的真命天子是谁,可能做不到“全处全收”之类的,毕竟安暖这样的美少女和刘长安谈了这么久恋爱,不和刘长安发生关系是不可能的。Whocares? Let aloneAn Nuaninevitablyis onlyoneselfin the future one of the girlfriend, Zhu Juntangsuchrich and powerful familyEldest Young Lady...... Guan Yuanandin the groupand otheron the social mediashas understoodmuchin the schoolpostwith the Liu Changanrelatedmaterial, hissidebeautiful young girl.
谁在乎?更何况安暖必然只是自己未来女朋友的一个,还有竹君棠这样的豪门大小姐……管圆在学校贴吧和群里等社交媒体上已经了解到了不少和刘长安相关的资料,还有他身边的美少女。Guan YuanmustexceedLiu Changancomprehensively, he must first dois the live broadcast, becausebecoming famous of Liu Changanfightsit is saidin the webcast, was been very bigby the anchorMa Benweifame of Liu Changanlesson, therefore the Ma Benweitaughtvideowas also preservedto spreadwidely.管圆要全面超越刘长安,他首先要做的就是直播,因为据说刘长安的成名战就是在网络直播上,被刘长安教训的主播马本伟名气很大,所以马本伟被教训的视频也被人保存起来广为流传了。oneselffirstrushed out the reputationto sayinlive broadcastagain, but can also make money, to kill two birds with one stone? Between after Guan Yuan and live broadcastinfewaudiencegreet, underbroadcast.自己先在直播界闯出名声再说,还可以赚钱,岂不是一举两得?管圆和直播间里寥寥无几的观众打了招呼以后就下播了。Guan Yuanarrives at the roadsideto wait, after a whilesawhung„B”charactercar(riage)targetluxuriousSUVto stop, Ma Benweipulledhuskyto come outfrom the car(riage).管圆来到路边等着,过了一会儿就看到一辆挂着“B”字车标的豪华SUV停了下来,马本伟牵着一条哈士奇从车里出来。Guan Yuanis planningandMa Benweigreets, sees onlythathuskyactuallyto fleecrazily the roadside, makes an efforttoward a girl'scrotchdrill, is extending the nosetop.管圆正打算和马本伟打招呼,只见那哈士奇却狂窜到路边,使劲往一个女孩子的胯下钻,伸着鼻子顶。Calling out in alarm that the girlfrightens, runs offhastily, Ma Benweilaughs, „beautiful woman, yourbelowshowtastewas too heavy!”
那女孩子吓的惊叫,连忙跑开,马本伟哈哈大笑,“美女,你下边骚味太重了!”Girlhearsword, shamescannotstop, is looking angrily atMa Benwei, but how does not daretoMa Benwei, to lower the headto hurryto run off.
那女孩子闻言,羞不可遏,怒视着马本伟,但是也不敢对马本伟怎么样,低着头赶紧跑开了。„Brother Ma?”Guan YuanthenandMa Benweigreeted, hecontacted withonMa Shilong, in the name oflive broadcastcooperation, Ma Benweicameamonghislive broadcasts to stroll, looked atsomesmallvideos that Guan Yuanrecorded, feelingGuan Yuanwas a talent, compliedto meetwithGuan Yuan.
“马哥?”管圆这才和马本伟打招呼,他联系上马世龙,是以直播合作的名义,马本伟来他直播间里逛了逛,也看了管圆录的一些小视频,觉得管圆是个人才,就答应和管圆见面。„Hey, worldweapon? Yourthisnamemayenoughtwo.”Ma Benweibeatchest muscles of Guan Yuan, „aiyu, solid. Yourthistakes the musclebrotherexpensive/noblerouteto sellsells the meatto be goodspoiled.”
“嘿,人间兵器?你这名字可够中二的。”马本伟捶了一下管圆的胸肌,“哎呦,扎实啊。你这走肌肉兄贵路线卖腐卖肉都行啊。”Ma Benweioneselfhas the oneselffansgroup, did not fear that the trainingcompetitor, directedGuan Yuanat will.马本伟自己已经有了自己的粉丝群,也不怕培养竞争对手,随意指点了一下管圆。„Myalsoanythingdoes not understand.”Guan Yuanlooked at a Ma Benweiexpensive car, cannot help butsomewhatenvies, oneselfcannotact with undue haste, theseoneselfwill havesooner or later.
“我还什么都不懂。”管圆瞄了一眼马本伟的豪车,不由得有些羡慕,自己不能操之过急,这些自己迟早都会有的。„Takes your time, wetrulycancooperate. The live broadcast, youare either stupidenough, makingotherfoolnotice that youare stupider, makingthemhave the superiority feeling, becausetheyusually are also the fools, was very difficultto find the superiority feelingin the reality, thereforetheylikedlooking that was stupider than oneself. Youhave the talenteither, a riseendpointroute, thistype of fans are quite freely nitpicking, no onesillymoneymanyfeelings, butyouhave been promoted the resourceseasily, compared withcanamount to something, comes to seelong-termhas the prospects for development.”Ma Shilongpullshusky who the four limbsshivered all over, narrows the eyeto size upGuan Yuan, „actuallyyouroneselftried to find outslowly the operationis also good, whylooks forme?”
“慢慢来,我们确实可以合作。直播嘛,你要么够傻逼,让别的傻逼看到你更傻逼,让他们有优越感,因为他们平常也是傻逼,在现实中是很难找到优越感的,所以他们喜欢看比自己更傻逼的。你要么有才华,走高端一点的路线,这种粉丝尽管比较挑剔,没有人傻钱多的感觉,但是你更容易得到推广资源,比较能上台面,长远来看更有发展前景。”马世龙扯了扯四肢乱抖的哈士奇,眯着眼睛打量管圆,“其实你自己慢慢摸索操作也行,为什么找上我?”Ma Benweiis not silly, alwaysfeelsGuan Yuanto have something else planned, hisoneselfentertainment companyincursalsobasicallyis the femaleanchors, rarelyhasGuan Yuanthistype to make the content.马本伟也不傻,总觉得管圆别有所图,他自己的娱乐公司招的也基本都是女主播,很少有管圆这种能做内容的。„BecauseIknow that youandLiu Changanhave a grudge.”Guan Yuanshowed the self-confidentsmile.
“因为我知道你和刘长安有仇。”管圆露出了自信的笑容。
The Ma Benweilookchanges.马本伟神色微变。Saw the Ma Benweiexpression, Guan Yuanbelieved firmly, Liu Changanthisperson, the offendedpersonwere too many, „the enemy of enemywas the friend of mine. We not only can the cooperationin the live broadcast, atretaliatingLiu Changanthismatter can also cooperate.”
看到马本伟的表情,管圆更加确信了,刘长安这种人,得罪的人太多了,“敌人的敌人就是我的朋友。我们不但可以在直播上合作,在报复刘长安这件事情上也可以合作。”„Idamn! Go away, many rollsfar, do not look for the father!”Ma Benweiis drawinghishusky, quicklyreturned to the vehicle, pouredeightlifetimebloodmildew, meetsthistype of sillyfork, thisyoung masterreined at the brink of the precipice the quick-wittedunparalleledearliest possible timeto discover the hidden dangerfortunately, otherwisekeptlaterandGuan Yuaninvolvestoodeeply, can thatalso?
“我去你妈的!滚,有多远滚多远,别找老子!”马本伟拉着他的哈士奇,急急忙忙地回到了车上,倒了八辈子血霉,遇到这种傻叉,还好本公子悬崖勒马机智无双第一时间就发现了隐患,否则留到以后和管圆牵扯太深,那还得了?„Brother Ma! Yourthiswhatmeaning...... were youtransferred the matter of bigwindmillto consider as finishedbyLiu Changan? Can thisyouendure?”Guan Yuanquicklypursued, climbs the glassto saytoMa Benwei.
“马哥!你这什么意思……难道你被刘长安转大风车的事就这么算了?这你能忍?”管圆急忙追了上来,攀着车窗对马本伟说道。„IandLiu Changan......, IandBrother Liu, Big Brother Changan, weare the good friend, of pal. Imake fun ofyourmotherdon't...... your valuablechild, Iyourtrippingskull......”Ma Benweistepped on the accelerator is too busyto runwithyourport.
“我和刘长安……呸,我和刘哥,长安大哥,我们是好朋友,铁哥们的那种。我嬲你妈妈别……你这宝崽,我跟你港你绊倒脑壳……”马本伟一踩油门就忙不迭跑了。Guan Yuanlooks the hyphencar licensesandseveral hundredMarriottcar(riage)s of Ma Benweithathigh-sounding talkanxiouslyanxioussuch asstray curran, is bewildered, thisMa Benwei seemed like hitbyLiu Changanstupidly, oneselfhas not saidanythingto plan, oneselfandLiu Changanactuallyalsohad no bitter hatred, but a pursuethoughtunderstood, whenoneselfmoved towardanotherpeaklifetidied upwhile convenientthissmallrole.管圆看着马本伟那高调的连号车牌和几百万豪车急急如丧家之犬的跑了,不禁莫名其妙,这马本伟看来是被刘长安打傻了吧,自己还没说什么计划,自己和刘长安其实也没有什么深仇大恨,只是追求个念头通达,在自己走向另外一段巅峰人生的时候顺便收拾一下这个小角色而已。
The houseboyscannotwith the stratagem, Guan Yuanput on the T-shirtto go back.
竖子不可与谋,管圆套上T恤回去了。
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