ITI :: Volume #4

#312: The houseboys are less than with the stratagem

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您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Sun illuminates in the sky, the bird called, flew round to draw corpulently. 太阳当空照,鸟儿喳喳叫,飞来飞去拉便便。 When mist dispersing, the sunlight did not have in the air the scattering of moisture to become is not so gentle, Liu Changan stepped on the blister car(riage) has been sprinkling the draininging green fodder to make an appearance to arrive at the campus. 当雾气散开时,阳光没有了空气中水份的散射而变得不那么温柔,刘长安踩着水泡车洒过的沥青料露面走到了校区。 When passed by a square, can see that wears student who the earphone read, the senior citizen who made the primal chaos, put on the middle-aged man who the shorts short sleeve warmed up, waited for the school bus stood neatly a row of little friend, Guan Yuan is most noteworthy is that playing the parallel bars, side is gathering one crowd of surrounding Chinese youth crowds, many several looks warm and not that shy study elder sister. 路过一个广场时,可以看到戴着耳机看书的学生,打太极的老年人,穿着短裤短袖热身的中年男子,还有等校车的整整齐齐站成一排的小朋友,最引人瞩目的是管圆正在玩双杠,旁边聚集着一群围观的老中青年人群,其中不乏几个眼神热烈而不那么青涩的学姐。 Liu Changan also collected to look at one, saw only Guan Yuan to wear five points of trousers, flexible and fast is making various parallel bars movements, overhung swinging, expanded and contracted, the swivel, wound, tumbling, somersault wait/etc countless changes, although could visit him very is not skilled repertoire, has not studied the playing skill, purely is operating with the strength and response , made one praise to the heavens. 刘长安也凑过去看了一眼,只见管圆穿着一条五分裤,正灵活而迅捷地做着各种双杠动作,悬垂摆动,屈伸,转体,回环,翻滚,空翻等等变幻无穷,尽管看得出来他并不是十分熟练套路,也没有研究过表演技巧,纯粹凭着力量和反应在操作,却也让人叹为观止了。 The split vision of Guan Yuan corner of the eye caught the arrival of Liu Changan, in heart one happy, made a stunner of series swivel hastily, caused study applause and scream of elder sisters, Guan Yuan also noticed Liu Changan enthusiastically is also applauding unexpectedly, brow slightly wrinkle, made two stunners then the backward somersault to fall to the ground, steady holding up both hands hinted, just like gymnastics prince in a Olympic Games arena. 管圆眼角的余光捕捉到了刘长安的到来,不禁心中一喜,连忙做了一个连环转体的高难度动作,引起了学姐们的鼓掌和尖叫,管圆也留意到了刘长安居然也在热烈鼓掌,眉头微皱,又做了两个高难度动作然后后空翻落地,稳稳的举起双手示意,犹如一个在奥运会赛场的体操王子。 Guan Yuan stretches out the finger toward the position beckoned finger that Liu Changan was at a moment ago, actually discovered that Liu Changan is giving him enthusiastically to applaud the later a blink to run unexpectedly. 管圆伸出手指朝着刚才刘长安所在的位置勾了勾手指,却发现刘长安居然在给他热烈鼓掌以后一眨眼就跑了。 Now what stands in Liu Changan that position is a stature slightly fat girl, saw that Guan Yuan cancels the finger toward oneself, somewhat happily observes the situation the surrounding sisters, then restrained this self-satisfaction, walked slightly shyly, „did you...... you call me?” 现在站在刘长安那个位置的是一个身材微胖的女孩子,见到管圆朝自己勾手指,有些得意地环视周围的姐妹们,然后收敛了这份得意,略微羞涩地走了过来,“你……你叫我？” „I have not called you, ugly ratio.” Guan Yuan did not shove open that girl patiently, took up under other girl's dumbfounded looks placed nearby cell phone and cell phone support leaves. “我没叫你,丑比。”管圆不耐烦地推开了那个女孩子,在其他女孩目瞪口呆的眼神下拿起了放在一旁的手机和手机支架离开了。 Guan Yuan in live broadcast. 管圆在直播。 Guan Yuan takes the cell phone, live broadcast while responded among his live broadcasts in audience, he just started the live broadcast, the audience were not many, but by the oneself strength, can the content of live broadcast be too many without a doubt, Guan Yuan believed to take time, he can certainly the fire get up. 管圆拿着手机,一边直播一边回应他直播间里的观众,他才刚刚开始直播,观众并不多,但是毫无疑问以自己的实力来说,可以直播的内容太多了,管圆相信假以时日,他一定能够大火起来。 Under intimidation of cafeteria aunt, Guan Yuan paid the fine to write the inspection, the trivial matter, Guan Yuan did not plan to haggle over, called then to let cafeteria the leader in school in the plot of oneself front trembling fear, does not have the means to sit temporarily by the oneself current influence. 在食堂大妈的威逼下,管圆交了罚款写了检查,区区小事,管圆也不打算计较了,把学校里的领导叫来然后让食堂方面在自己面前战战兢兢害怕的剧情,以自己目前的影响力来说暂时没有办法坐到。 He has discovered, according to oneself in the plot that in the novel sees anticipated that the oneself future will be far-fetched, he must take the oneself road. 他已经发现了,按照自己在小说里看到的剧情来期待自己的将来是不靠谱的,他必须走出自己的路。 When accessing the net to search oneself this situation the related information, Guan Yuan searched Liu Changan, then discovered with amazement, good oneself now already today we are no longer as we have been, otherwise so the old enemy was really a big trouble. 在上网搜索自己这种情况的相关资料时,管圆无意间搜索到了刘长安,然后才惊讶地发现,还好自己现在已经今非昔比了,否则如此宿敌实在是一个不小的麻烦。 Instructs the life is not certainly far-fetched with the novel plot, but actually gave the Guan Yuan confidence, the lead like oneself, will not meet one to be possible be called the perfect supporting role in various aspects, the tyrannical military force value, has the dazzling fight history, the outstanding academic achievement, the girlfriend of school flower rank...... naturally, the plot develops behind, all halo of this supporting role belong to Guan Yuan, the school flower girlfriend of supporting role also understands that who her son of heaven is, possibly cannot achieve „the entire place to receive” and so on, after all An Nuan such beautiful young girl and Liu Changan discussed such long love, disagreement/not with Liu Changan has the relations are. Is impossible. 用小说剧情来指导人生当然不靠谱,但是却给了管圆信心,像自己这样的主角,难道不都会遇见一个在各方面堪称完美的配角,强横的武力值,有着耀眼的战斗历史,骄人的学业成绩,校花级别的女朋友……当然,剧情发展到后面,这个配角的一切光环都属于管圆,配角的校花女朋友也会明白她的真命天子是谁,可能做不到“全处全收”之类的,毕竟安暖这样的美少女和刘长安谈了这么久恋爱,不和刘长安发生关系是不可能的。 Who cares? Let alone An Nuan inevitably is only oneself in the future one of the girlfriend, Zhu Juntang such rich and powerful family Eldest Young Lady...... Guan Yuan and in the group and other on the social medias has understood much in the school post with the Liu Changan related material, his side beautiful young girl. 谁在乎？更何况安暖必然只是自己未来女朋友的一个,还有竹君棠这样的豪门大小姐……管圆在学校贴吧和群里等社交媒体上已经了解到了不少和刘长安相关的资料,还有他身边的美少女。 Guan Yuan must exceed Liu Changan comprehensively, he must first do is the live broadcast, because becoming famous of Liu Changan fights it is said in the webcast, was been very big by the anchor Ma Benwei fame of Liu Changan lesson, therefore the Ma Benwei taught video was also preserved to spread widely. 管圆要全面超越刘长安,他首先要做的就是直播,因为据说刘长安的成名战就是在网络直播上,被刘长安教训的主播马本伟名气很大,所以马本伟被教训的视频也被人保存起来广为流传了。 oneself first rushed out the reputation to say in live broadcast again, but can also make money, to kill two birds with one stone? Between after Guan Yuan and live broadcast in few audience greet, under broadcast. 自己先在直播界闯出名声再说,还可以赚钱,岂不是一举两得？管圆和直播间里寥寥无几的观众打了招呼以后就下播了。 Guan Yuan arrives at the roadside to wait, after a while saw hung „B” character car(riage) target luxurious SUV to stop, Ma Benwei pulled husky to come out from the car(riage). 管圆来到路边等着,过了一会儿就看到一辆挂着“B”字车标的豪华SUV停了下来,马本伟牵着一条哈士奇从车里出来。 Guan Yuan is planning and Ma Benwei greets, sees only that husky actually to flee crazily the roadside, makes an effort toward a girl's crotch drill, is extending the nose top. 管圆正打算和马本伟打招呼,只见那哈士奇却狂窜到路边,使劲往一个女孩子的胯下钻,伸着鼻子顶。 Calling out in alarm that the girl frightens, runs off hastily, Ma Benwei laughs, „beautiful woman, your below show taste was too heavy!” 那女孩子吓的惊叫,连忙跑开,马本伟哈哈大笑,“美女,你下边骚味太重了！” Girl hears word, shames cannot stop, is looking angrily at Ma Benwei, but how does not dare to Ma Benwei, to lower the head to hurry to run off. 那女孩子闻言,羞不可遏,怒视着马本伟,但是也不敢对马本伟怎么样,低着头赶紧跑开了。 „Brother Ma?” Guan Yuan then and Ma Benwei greeted, he contacted with on Ma Shilong, in the name of live broadcast cooperation, Ma Benwei came among his live broadcasts to stroll, looked at some small videos that Guan Yuan recorded, feeling Guan Yuan was a talent, complied to meet with Guan Yuan. “马哥？”管圆这才和马本伟打招呼,他联系上马世龙,是以直播合作的名义,马本伟来他直播间里逛了逛,也看了管圆录的一些小视频,觉得管圆是个人才,就答应和管圆见面。 „Hey, world weapon? Your this name may enough two.” Ma Benwei beat chest muscles of Guan Yuan, „aiyu, solid. Your this takes the muscle brother expensive/noble route to sell sells the meat to be good spoiled.” “嘿,人间兵器？你这名字可够中二的。”马本伟捶了一下管圆的胸肌,“哎呦,扎实啊。你这走肌肉兄贵路线卖腐卖肉都行啊。” Ma Benwei oneself has the oneself fans group, did not fear that the training competitor, directed Guan Yuan at will. 马本伟自己已经有了自己的粉丝群,也不怕培养竞争对手,随意指点了一下管圆。 „My also anything does not understand.” Guan Yuan looked at a Ma Benwei expensive car, cannot help but somewhat envies, oneself cannot act with undue haste, these oneself will have sooner or later. “我还什么都不懂。”管圆瞄了一眼马本伟的豪车,不由得有些羡慕,自己不能操之过急,这些自己迟早都会有的。 „Takes your time, we truly can cooperate. The live broadcast, you are either stupid enough, making other fool notice that you are stupider, making them have the superiority feeling, because they usually are also the fools, was very difficult to find the superiority feeling in the reality, therefore they liked looking that was stupider than oneself. You have the talent either, a rise end point route, this type of fans are quite freely nitpicking, no one silly money many feelings, but you have been promoted the resources easily, compared with can amount to something, comes to see long-term has the prospects for development.” Ma Shilong pulls husky who the four limbs shivered all over, narrows the eye to size up Guan Yuan, „actually your oneself tried to find out slowly the operation is also good, why looks for me?” “慢慢来,我们确实可以合作。直播嘛,你要么够傻逼,让别的傻逼看到你更傻逼,让他们有优越感,因为他们平常也是傻逼,在现实中是很难找到优越感的,所以他们喜欢看比自己更傻逼的。你要么有才华,走高端一点的路线,这种粉丝尽管比较挑剔,没有人傻钱多的感觉,但是你更容易得到推广资源,比较能上台面,长远来看更有发展前景。”马世龙扯了扯四肢乱抖的哈士奇,眯着眼睛打量管圆,“其实你自己慢慢摸索操作也行,为什么找上我？” Ma Benwei is not silly, always feels Guan Yuan to have something else planned, his oneself entertainment company incurs also basically is the female anchors, rarely has Guan Yuan this type to make the content. 马本伟也不傻,总觉得管圆别有所图,他自己的娱乐公司招的也基本都是女主播,很少有管圆这种能做内容的。 „Because I know that you and Liu Changan have a grudge.” Guan Yuan showed the self-confident smile. “因为我知道你和刘长安有仇。”管圆露出了自信的笑容。 The Ma Benwei look changes. 马本伟神色微变。 Saw the Ma Benwei expression, Guan Yuan believed firmly, Liu Changan this person, the offended person were too many, „the enemy of enemy was the friend of mine. We not only can the cooperation in the live broadcast, at retaliating Liu Changan this matter can also cooperate.” 看到马本伟的表情,管圆更加确信了,刘长安这种人,得罪的人太多了,“敌人的敌人就是我的朋友。我们不但可以在直播上合作,在报复刘长安这件事情上也可以合作。” „I damn! Go away, many rolls far, do not look for the father!” Ma Benwei is drawing his husky, quickly returned to the vehicle, poured eight lifetime blood mildew, meets this type of silly fork, this young master reined at the brink of the precipice the quick-witted unparalleled earliest possible time to discover the hidden danger fortunately, otherwise kept later and Guan Yuan involves too deeply, can that also? “我去你妈的！滚,有多远滚多远,别找老子！”马本伟拉着他的哈士奇,急急忙忙地回到了车上,倒了八辈子血霉,遇到这种傻叉,还好本公子悬崖勒马机智无双第一时间就发现了隐患,否则留到以后和管圆牵扯太深,那还得了？ „Brother Ma! Your this what meaning...... were you transferred the matter of big windmill to consider as finished by Liu Changan? Can this you endure?” Guan Yuan quickly pursued, climbs the glass to say to Ma Benwei. “马哥！你这什么意思……难道你被刘长安转大风车的事就这么算了？这你能忍？”管圆急忙追了上来,攀着车窗对马本伟说道。 „I and Liu Changan......, I and Brother Liu, Big Brother Changan, we are the good friend, of pal. I make fun of your mother don't...... your valuable child, I your tripping skull......” Ma Benwei stepped on the accelerator is too busy to run with your port. “我和刘长安……呸,我和刘哥,长安大哥,我们是好朋友,铁哥们的那种。我嬲你妈妈别……你这宝崽,我跟你港你绊倒脑壳……”马本伟一踩油门就忙不迭跑了。 Guan Yuan looks the hyphen car licenses and several hundred Marriott car(riage)s of Ma Benwei that high-sounding talk anxiously anxious such as stray cur ran, is bewildered, this Ma Benwei seemed like hit by Liu Changan stupidly, oneself has not said anything to plan, oneself and Liu Changan actually also had no bitter hatred, but a pursue thought understood, when oneself moved toward another peak life tidied up while convenient this small role. 管圆看着马本伟那高调的连号车牌和几百万豪车急急如丧家之犬的跑了,不禁莫名其妙,这马本伟看来是被刘长安打傻了吧,自己还没说什么计划,自己和刘长安其实也没有什么深仇大恨,只是追求个念头通达,在自己走向另外一段巅峰人生的时候顺便收拾一下这个小角色而已。 The houseboys cannot with the stratagem, Guan Yuan put on the T-shirt to go back. 竖子不可与谋,管圆套上T恤回去了。 - -- - -- Pushes «Possibly Is False Immortal relaxed funny immortal cultivation novel I Repair» that various counter- repertoire reverse operations, and interesting plot, funny brings crisply, can make you be unable to put down absolutely. 强推一本轻松搞笑的修仙小说《我修的可能是假仙》,各种反套路反转操作,以及有意思的剧情,搞笑中带着爽,绝对能让你们爱不释手。
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