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Zhou Dongdong eats the bean time, Shangguan Dandan discovered that Liu Changan came back, hid, was hides in the coffin probably. 周咚咚吃豆子的时候,上官澹澹发现刘长安回来了,躲了起来,大概就是躲回了棺材里。 Perhaps has the sound, perhaps no sound, since Zhou Dongdong is eating the bean, how without discovering Shangguan Dandan not to see, is understandable. 也许有动静,也许没什么动静,但是既然周咚咚在吃豆子,没有发现上官澹澹是怎么不见的,也是可以理解的。 Liu Changan put out a hand to make an effort to pull the coffin, does not have any loose feeling, really Shangguan Dandan can control this coffin, if depending on the strength, the Liu Changan strength has not possibly been inferior to Shangguan Dandan. 刘长安伸手用力扳了扳棺材,没有任何松动的感觉,果然上官澹澹是能够控制这具棺材的,如果光凭力气,没可能刘长安的力气不如上官澹澹 Past the serious famine had the headstrong species, fought the tyrannosaurus bravely. 昔日大荒有莽物种,勇斗暴龙。 Many people have seen the dinosaur fossil, the fossilized dinosaur egg, the big dinosaur fossil, the small dinosaur fossil, the flight dinosaur fossil, the aquatic dinosaur fossil, eats the grass dinosaur fossil, the meat dinosaur fossil, but no one has eaten the dinosaur. 很多人见过恐龙化石,恐龙蛋化石,大恐龙化石,小恐龙化石,飞行恐龙化石,水生恐龙化石,食草型恐龙化石,肉食型恐龙化石,但是没有人吃过恐龙。 Actually the flavor of dinosaur meat is not much, does not have any special is worth eating, does not need to be curious, on Earth was known as that the living fossil the lifeform has, their several million hundreds of millions years ago flavors are like the present, therefore the animal of dinosaur time and pulp is not necessarily better, in the air the oxygen divides the content to be influential to the pulp, but the taste, the muscle fiber or the muscle fiber, the constitution of protein has not changed, eats naturally to look that the cooking method...... everyone does not need for not to eat the dinosaur meat, but tosses and turns, is hard to dismiss from mind. 其实恐龙肉的味道并不怎么样,也没有什么特别值得去吃的,也不需要好奇,地球上号称活化石的生物还是有一些的,它们几千万几亿年前的味道和现在一样,所以恐龙时代的动物并不见得肉质就好一些,空气中氧分含量对肉质有影响,但是口感吧,肌肉纤维还是肌肉纤维,蛋白质的构成也没有变化,吃起来当然还是看烹饪手段……大家也不用为没有吃过恐龙肉而辗转反侧,难以忘怀。 Liu Changan must put to turn a dinosaur now to be easy, but actually cannot turn on this coffin with the brute strength, making Liu Changan suspect, what extraterrestrial science and technology this thing should not be? 刘长安现在要放翻一条恐龙轻而易举,但是却用蛮劲打不开这具棺材,让刘长安不禁怀疑,这东西该不会是什么外星科技吧? The aliens visit Earth, on the mistresses in most powerful empire to Earth offered a preserving the vigor of youth generous gift at that time, if supposed that the alien is friendly, then such speculation is very probably fair. 外星人造访地球,给当时地球上最强大帝国的女主人送上一份永葆青春的厚礼,如果假设外星人是友好的,那么这样的推测好像还很合情合理。 But this is not the key point. 可这不是重点。 Liu Changan knocked the Shangguan Dandan coffin board. 刘长安敲了敲上官澹澹的棺材板。 I very long had not attended class to you, before to the curriculum that in you spoke, the historical politics natural sciences modern humanities browsed, history that but you first paid attention.” “我很久没有给你上课了,以前给你讲的课程中,历史政治自然科学现代人文都有涉猎,但是想必你首先关注的还是历史。” Shangguan Dandan has not paid attention to Liu Changan, as if when this is processes Liu Changan to talk endlessly the best way, shocking because other girls only meet a face to visit him to pull. 上官澹澹没有理会刘长安,似乎她这才是处理刘长安喋喋不休时的最佳方法,因为其他女孩子都只会一脸震惊地看着他扯的云里雾里。 Even so, Liu Changan puts on one -man show also to have no difficulty in the evening, does not have other matter, how said last three days and three nights? 即便如此,刘长安唱独角戏一个晚上也没有什么难度,没有别的事情,讲上三天三夜又如何? Some historians believe, in the transformation of ancient three great significance for the last time was establishment of Song, why? Because History generally thinks that the medieval large clans are experiencing Tang Dynasty late shake, withering away completely, Song was the reconstruction of social structure.” “有史学家认为,古代的三次重大意义的变革中最后一次便是宋朝的建立,为什么?因为史学界普遍认为中古大族在经历唐代后期的震荡,消亡殆尽了,宋朝是社会结构的重建。” We give an example, Wei Feng this life in 75 A. D., died in 810 A. D., he has worked as the Luoyang command and Huazhou Sima, the government position nature of critical position was powerful, why can he hold on to this position? Because of his father, two brothers, the father-in-law, hold the post of the important government position in the empire. He had a son to be the provincial governor, another son was the Yang Hangong father-in-law, but Yang Hangong became the balance military commissioner and Jingnan military commissioner afterward, the Wei Feng grandfather was Wei Anshi, has been the prime minister to Wu Zetian. The brother's daughter's husband and uncle have worked as board of personnel Shangshu, he with prime minister Wang Gui of Taizong towards, prime minister tall Qu of late Tang was a relative, his granddaughter married prime minister Bai Minzhong, in other words he actually was also the Bai Juyi relative...... writes «Song of Eternal Sorrow» that Bai Juyi, this relativeness seemed a little far, however in that time, was very important relations, is entirely different from the present.” “我们举个例子,韦沨此人生于公元75年,死于公元810年,他当过洛阳令和华州司马,要害位置的官职自然位高权重,他为什么能坐稳这个位置呢?因为他的父亲,两个兄弟,岳父,都在帝国境内担任重要官职。他有一个儿子当了刺史,另外一个儿子是杨汉公的岳父,而杨汉公后来又当上了天平节度使和荆南节度使,韦沨的祖父是韦安石,给武则天当过宰相。侄女婿和叔父当过吏部尚书,他和太宗朝的宰相王珪,晚唐的宰相高璩都是亲戚,他的孙女嫁给了宰相白敏中,也就是说他其实也是白居易的亲戚……写《长恨歌》的那个白居易,这个亲戚关系看上去有点远了,但是在那个时代,都是很重要的关系,和现在是截然不同的。” Liu Changan said, oneself also grasped a bean to eat, right, how many beans do you eat my today? I must make the fermented soybean, today is good, tomorrow cannot eat, the bean must ferment mildewy, now takes food...... to eat to the body not well does not die you, but do not call Zhou Dongdong to eat again, otherwise I a little will not be happy.” 刘长安说完,自己也抓了一把豆子吃了起来,“对了,你今天吃了我多少豆子?我要做豆豉的,今天还好,明天就不能吃了,豆子要发霉发酵,现在作为食物对身体不好……想来吃不死你,但是别再叫周咚咚来吃,否则我会有点不高兴。” Shangguan Dandan has not responded, Liu Changan said sincerely, we know the sibship is very important, you as a traditional female, do not have the security sense is very normal in a strange world, seek the asylum and as if inherent compulsory fetters relations of family member can also understand, but we really do not have the blood relationship, does not have the means and Wei Feng such bases on the blood relationship to talk at random to establish the stable members of the same family union. You cannot claim again you were my mother, my name traded more than 100.” 上官澹澹没有回应,刘长安语重心长地说道,“我们都知道亲缘关系很重要,你作为一个传统的女性,在一个陌生的世界没有安全感也很正常,寻求亲人的庇护和一种似乎与生俱来强制性的羁绊关系也能够理解,可是我们真的没有血缘关系,也没有办法和韦沨那样基于血缘关系东拉西扯建立起稳固的亲族同盟。你不能再声称你是我妈妈了,我连名字都换了一百多个了。” You know why the coffin opened me to see you on that day, did I recognize you?” Shangguan Dandan spoke finally, the opinion of Liu Changan she is without a doubt unacceptable. “你知道为什么那天棺材打开我看到你,我就认出你了吗?”上官澹澹终于说话了,毫无疑问刘长安的言论她不能接受。 Possibly is the mind reading and so on?” “可能是心灵感应之类的?” Between will I and you have the mind reading?” “我和你之间会有心灵感应?” Said is also.” Liu Changan nods, like this unrequited love well. “说的也是。”刘长安点了点头,这样自作多情不好。 In Weiyang Palace has had matter, do you still remember?” The Shangguan Dandan sound is very tranquil, clear, the bird songs and calls that probably gets up early across the woods, bring between stroking and forest of leaf the wash of air. 未央宫里发生过的事情,你还记得吗?”上官澹澹的声音十分平静,清清脆脆的,像是早起的鸟儿鸣叫声穿过树林,带着叶子的抚摸和林间空气的洗涤。 Remembers mostly.” Liu Changan ate a bean. “大部分记得。”刘长安又吃了一把豆子。 At that time your rape......” “那时候你强激安……” I do not have, I am doing the experiment, wish make others have the ability that Immortality or prolongs the life, in team that finally you infiltrate the palace maid, where do I recognize?” “我没有,我正在做实验,想要让别人拥有长生不老或者延年益寿的能力,结果你混进宫女的队伍里,我哪里认得出来?” Shangguan Dandan was silent, a long time has not spoken, as if with the recollection confirmation of oneself, Liu Changan is not speaking, these things were also too remote, glanced through to remember recently repeatedly, really no means remember detail...... now he is not very definite, but can compare with Shangguan Dandan, she thinks that remembers clear many. 上官澹澹沉默了,很长一段时间没有说话,似乎在和自己的回忆验证,刘长安也不说话了,这些事情也太久远了一些,要不是最近屡屡翻阅记忆,真没有办法记得其中的细节……现在他也不是很确定,但是可以和上官澹澹对照一下,她想必是记得清楚的多。 In brief, you made the symbol to me, this also makes me be able to induce to your essence, no matter how you change external appearances only, I can feel that is you.” “总之,你给我做了记号,这也让我能够感应到你的本质,不管你怎么改头换面,我都能够感觉到那是你。” Liu Changan eats the third bean time, Shangguan Dandan spoke, Liu Changan is somewhat curious, what because Shangguan Dandan lecture is he has not discovered and can understand the thing that. 刘长安吃第三把豆子的时候,上官澹澹说话了,刘长安有些好奇,因为上官澹澹讲的是他没有发现和能够理解的东西。 „Similar to the isotopic labeling, moreover you have the tracing ability, was fierce.” Liu Changan has not read poems to express fiercely, was too fierce.” “类似于同位素示踪,而且你还具备追踪能力,厉害了。”刘长安没有吟诗表示厉害,“太厉害了。” We do not know what you said is anything, since has had such matter, We am one of your harems, but also the empress dowager, you chooses one.” “朕不知道你说的是什么,但是既然发生过这样的事情,朕算是你的后宫之一,还皇太后,你选一个。” Liu Changan grain of grain of place is eating the bean, passing of time is always slow and rapid, flows from referring, bites the bean in the slit to flow from the tooth, eventually impossible static, at this moment impossible eternal, but next quarter Liu Changan must make the decision. 刘长安一粒一粒地吃着豆子,时间的流逝从来是缓慢而又迅速,从指间流淌而过,从牙齿咬碎豆子的缝隙里流淌而过,终究不可能静止下来,这一刻不可能永恒,而下一刻刘长安必须做出决定。 Queen mother Weiyang, goodbye/see again.” “太后未央,再见。” Clever.” “乖。” Liu Changan raised his bean to walk. 刘长安提着他的豆子走了。 Next morning, after Liu Changan looked at the weather forecast, the hot pepper material and wheat flour gruel moved to place on the transport vehicle vehicle roof to expose to the sun, short half-day insolation, hot pepper material hot restrained slightly, the color of wheat flour gruel changed, Liu Changan estimated three days later then can stir in together. 第二天早上,刘长安看了天气预报以后,辣椒料和小麦糊糊又搬出来放在运输车车顶上晒了,短短半天的暴晒,辣椒料的辣味稍稍收敛,小麦糊糊的颜色微变,刘长安估计三天以后便可以搅拌在一起了。 As for bean, must wait to be good mildewy, ate much by Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan, the fermented soybean end product will also reduce some. 至于豆子,还是要等发霉才行,被周咚咚上官澹澹吃了不少,豆豉成品也会减少一些。 Has Shangguan Dandan eaten? This asked that Zhou Dongdong is far-fetched, in her brain only remembers that oneself ate anything, wants to eat anything. 上官澹澹到底吃没吃?这个问周咚咚不靠谱,她的脑子里只记得自己吃了什么,想吃什么。 Liu Changan looked at the compartment, at that time he just entered Chang'an, is in charge of Weiyang Palace, why can be the emperor? Because in the imperial palace the palace maid are many, this is a reason. 刘长安看了看车厢,那时候他刚进长安城,入主未央宫,为什么要当皇帝?因为皇宫里宫女多啊,这是其中一个原因。 At the beginning of Western Han, the palace palace maid is about more than ten people, by the Emperor Wu period, had been over 1000 people, later further expanded the scale. 西汉初年,宫廷宫女不过十几人,到了武帝时期,已经超过了一千人,之后进一步扩大了规模。 Looked like in then Liu Bingyi, this was a very good environment, moreover your sentiment I hope that although as the Changyi King period, will not always lack the female in the side, but this was really not an experience. 在当时的刘病已看来,这是一种很好的环境,而且你情我愿,尽管作为昌邑王时期,总不会缺少女子在身边,但是这真的不是一种体验。 What experience when the emperor does have an entire harem is? Perhaps some people of this experience on the knowledge will also tell you, however in modern and contemporary history, after Puyi passed away, truly has this experience only had Liu Changan. 当皇帝拥有一整个后宫是什么样的体验?这种体验在知乎上说不定也会有人告诉你,然而在近现代历史上,当溥仪去世以后,真正有这种体验的就只有刘长安了。 Among Han Dynasty palace maid 1 to 20 years old entered the palace, after some time, can leave the palace, married with the folk man again, whether the female had been visited by the emperor, did not affect her whether to leave the palace or the second marriage, therefore then palace maids were also the experiments of very positive coordinate Liu Bingyi. 汉代宫女1到20岁之间入宫,一定时间后可以出宫,再与民间男子婚配,女子是否被皇帝临幸过,并不影响她能否出宫又或者再婚,所以当时的宫女们也是很积极的配合刘病已的实验。 At that time had not conferred the rank and title of empress the empress, Shangguan Dandan is still in Weiyang Palace the lord of only harem, even if there are empress, her position is still highest, still lived in the empress'dwelling palace, does not need to move the place for the new empress. 当时还没有册立皇后,上官澹澹依然是未央宫里唯一的后宫之主,即便有了皇后,她的地位也还是最高的,依然住在椒房殿里,并不需要为新皇后挪地方。 Shangguan Dandan naturally can pay attention to her son, because Shangguan Dandan is also very clear, has loved after very much the oneself uncle passed away, no matter the maternal line paternal line, gives the feeling that she such as the oppressor lies in wait from all sides, she needs one to be able with oneself mutually for the arm union son, she can his justifiable throne, this is the biggest power and capital in her hand holding. 上官澹澹自然会关注一下她的“儿子”,因为上官澹澹也很清楚,一直很宠爱自己的舅舅去世以后,不管是母系还是父系,都给她如虎狼环伺的感觉,她需要一个能够和自己互为臂膀同盟的“儿子”,她能够给他名正言顺的皇位,这是她手中握有的最大权力和资本。 Only then her son can sit above the imperial throne, otherwise, if can only not have the usurping the throne of risk and future trouble with the power and influence and military, Huo Guang has done. 只有她的儿子才能坐在帝位之上,否则的话,如果只凭着权势和兵力就能够没有风险和后患的篡位,霍光早就这么干了。 What a pity is, this son unexpected is far-fetched, Shangguan Dandan remembers that the beforehand this son hears by rumor also well, Bo Caiguang heard, likes the temperament poetry, since he catches up after the fiefdom comes to Chang'an, his hearing by rumor changes. 可惜的是,这个儿子出乎意料的不靠谱,上官澹澹记得之前这个儿子风闻还不错,博才广闻,爱好音律诗文,自从他从封地赶来长安以后,他的风闻就变了。 Shangguan Dandan naturally cannot readily believe, adopts Liu Bingyi to her, when the adopted son, to inherit imperial throne matter is not problem-free, the maternal grandfather power leans the government and people, has many scruples, when Great Han Dynasty people really believe Liu Family are emperor's family/home, the host dethrone and enthrone the emperor to be far from making the emperor trade the surname that treason and heresy. 上官澹澹自然不会轻信,过继刘病已给她当继子,以继承帝位这件事情本就并非一帆风顺,外祖父权倾朝野,却也有许多顾忌,大汉朝时的人们是真的信刘家乃是天子之家,主持废立皇帝远远没有让皇帝换个姓氏那么大逆不道。 After entering the palace, his all sorts of actions, make Shangguan Dandan start to suspect finally, oneself the ally was appropriate, he even showed the bewildered interest in her small carriage. 入宫后他的种种所作所为,终于让上官澹澹开始怀疑,自己的这位盟友是不是合适了,他甚至对她的小马车表现出莫名其妙的兴趣。 Day of Shangguan Dandan received the return of court lady, Liu Bingyi prepares to handle some strange things tonight, Shangguan Dandan decided to have a look...... to do surveys in a quiet way not possibly to leave the palace personally this matter Shangguan Dandan to do, however changed clothes in the oneself palace not noticeably took a walk very well. 有一天上官澹澹收到女官的回报,刘病已今天晚上又准备做一些稀奇古怪的事情了,上官澹澹决定亲自看看……微服私访出宫这种事情上官澹澹不可能去做,但是在自己宫内换个衣服不引人瞩目的走动一下还是挺好的。 In Liu Bingyi palace maid, had her person, she mingles among completely no one can discover, she was also like others, tasted the compounded drug of Liu Bingyi preparation, she must have a look at him to cause anything but actually. 刘病已身边的宫女里,本来就有她的人,她混迹其中完全没有人能够发现,她也和其他人一样,品尝了刘病已准备的丹药,她倒要看看他弄出了些什么东西。 At that time she knows that Liu Bingyi did not gather in great numbers to commit adultery openly...... actually also calculates, however his main purpose sought for the method of Immortality, the refinement makes one take the compounded drug of later lasting youthfulness, but the material probably was saliva saliva of youth female, the blood, hair and so on...... this was the lead of palace maid, was inaccurate, Shangguan Dandan was indefinite, but felt that his causing difficulties for others refine the pill of immortality was near perfect. 那时候她才知道刘病已并不是聚众宣淫……其实也算,但是他的主要目的还是寻找长生不老之法,炼制让人服用以后青春永驻的丹药,而材料大概就是青春女子的唾津,血液,发丝之类的……这是宫女的线报,并不准确,上官澹澹也不确定,但是感觉他拿人炼丹是八九不离十的。 Although after 2000, knows he uses originally is not the woman body thing, but Shangguan Dandan thought at that time this is evil art, if not for Emperor Wu period pill misled, breeds pill who the witchcraft trials also and these spread rumors and misled the people related, where can have needs to look for Liu Bingyi to inherit the imperial throne today the aspect? 尽管两千年以后才知道他用的原来不是女人身上的东西,但是当时上官澹澹觉得这是一种邪术,若不是武帝时期丹士蛊惑,酿成巫蛊之祸也和这些妖言惑众的丹士不无关系,哪能有今日需要找刘病已来继承大位的局面? After Shangguan Dandan took the compounded drug of Liu Bingyi preparation,...... the things to do after death did not say that in brief, this person cannot be the emperor, otherwise the deliberation hall harem will meet in the future, when how place it? 上官澹澹吃了刘病已准备的丹药以后……后事不说也罢,总之,此人再也不能当皇帝了,否则日后朝堂后宫相见,当如何处之? Liu Changan this time and Shangguan Dandan meets again, since Shangguan Dandan proposes the history to be unchangeable, two raise the relational choice, the rooms on either side measures, Liu Changan thinks or considers as finished, she must insist, when mother works as, or this has the considerably large significance regarding her self-orientation self- cognition. 刘长安今时今日和上官澹澹再相见,上官澹澹既然一提历史不能改变,二提关系选择,两厢权衡,刘长安想想还是算了,她要坚持当妈妈就当吧,或者这对于她的自我定位自我认知有相当大的意义。 Liu Changan is incomprehensible, but cannot understand that does not represent is unacceptable, if a person always thought that anything must oneself be able to understand can accept its existence, this thought was too stupid. 刘长安不能理解,但是不能理解不代表不能接受,一个人如果总觉得任何事情都必须自己能够理解才能够接受它的存在,这种思维太蠢了。
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