ITI :: Volume #3

#207: Stupid and lively


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Liu Changan puts down the small backless stool in hand, photographs to Zhou Dongdong, then raised her. 刘长安放下手里的小板凳,给周咚咚拍了张照片,然后把她提了出来。 Zhou Dongdong opens the mouth, the eye is changing to the right from the left little. 周咚咚张大着嘴,眼睛一点点地从左边转到右边。 She looked down the oneself wet small skirt and sandals, looked at the water hole. 她低头看了看自己湿漉漉的小裙子和凉鞋,又看了看水坑。 Elder Brother Changan, the ground came out a water hole to eat me a moment ago suddenly.” Zhou Dongdong is pointing at the water hole very surprisedly, said to Liu Changan. 长安哥哥,刚才地上突然出来了一个水坑把我吃了。”周咚咚十分惊奇地指着水坑,对刘长安说道。 Your nose long.” Liu Changan went back to come with a towel to her the wiping the face egg. “你鼻子长长了。”刘长安回去拿了条毛巾过来给她擦了擦脸蛋。 Zhou Dongdong holds down hastily the nose of oneself. 周咚咚连忙按住自己的鼻子。 I will come under attack every day.” Zhou Dongdong thought that the child is born with so, gawked. “我每天都会挨打。”周咚咚觉得孩生就是如此,愣了一下。 Liu Changan thinks, ok, is a stupid child, every day must come under attack, the again hit stupid child was born with really has no chance. 刘长安想了想,算了,已经是个愚蠢的小孩了,每天都还要挨打,再被打的蠢一点孩生就真的没有希望了。 In Liu Changan raises Zhou Dongdong goes home, took off the clothes to her, puts under the faucet to flush casually, then scratched scratching, gave her a towel to wrap was placing on the bed, making her watch the television. 刘长安周咚咚提回家里,给她脱了衣服,放到水龙头下随便冲了冲,然后擦了擦,给了她一条毛巾包着放在了床上,让她看电视。 The summer clothes are frivolous, let alone is the clothes of child, rubbed to wash even cleanly, dried in the sun in the common place. 夏天的衣服轻薄,更何况是小孩子的衣服,搓了搓就算洗干净了,晾在了不起眼的地方。 Liu Changan dried in the sun the clothes, was a little depressed, what vigor saw Zhou Dongdong to fall the inside the puddle oneself happy a moment ago, what finally was been probably troublesome was he? 刘长安晾好了衣服,有点儿郁闷,刚才看到周咚咚掉水坑里自己高兴个什么劲,最后好像被麻烦的还是他? Liu Changan urged Zhou Dongdong to watch the television in his family/home, then continued to be busy at work, when Zhou Shuling got down, where Zhou Shuling has not managed Zhou Dongdong to go, Zhou Dongdong oneself will not run the community to play generally, in community on no danger, being disinclined managed her, sold the rice noodle with Liu Changan. 刘长安叮嘱周咚咚在他家里看电视,然后便继续忙活着,等到周书玲下来,周书玲也没有管周咚咚去哪里了,周咚咚一般不会自己跑出小区去玩,在小区里就没有什么危险,也懒得管她,和刘长安一起去卖米粉了。 At noon Liu Changan came back, having one bowl only to clamp the rice noodle of some chickens, in addition an omelette came back to give Zhou Dongdong to eat. 中午刘长安就回来了,带了一碗只夹了一些鸡肉的米粉,加了一个煎蛋回来给周咚咚吃。 Zhou Dongdong had discarded the bath towel, the buttocks are only lying on the bed watch the television, Liu Changan take the clothes to come , such burning hot summer, morning clothes have done thoroughly. 周咚咚已经把浴巾丢掉了,光着屁股趴在床上看电视,刘长安去拿了衣服进来,这样炎热的夏天,一个上午衣服就已经干透了。 Thanks Elder Brother Changan.” Zhou Dongdong wears the clothes, was naively lively, today looked like do not come under attack. “谢谢长安哥哥。”周咚咚穿上衣服,又天真活泼了,今天看来没有要挨打了。 Eats the powder.” “吃粉。” Liu Changan gives Zhou Dongdong the powder, continued to patch that tattered small backless stool, the words that must live well, various basic daily tools always have, Liu Changan not with nail, traditional tenon and mortise structure that but used, so long as the strength enough mastered the skill greatly, the simple cutting tool can also cut iron like mud, manufactured various tenon and mortise structures with ease. 刘长安把粉交给周咚咚,就继续去修补那条破烂的小板凳了,要好好生活的话,基本的各种日常工具总是有的,刘长安没有用钉子,而是用的传统榫卯结构,只要力气够大掌握了技巧,简单的刀具也可以削铁如泥,轻松地制作各种榫卯结构。 Zhou Dongdong holds the bowl to come to see Liu Changan to cultivate/repair the small backless stool, today has not come under attack, Zhou Dongdong is very happy, eats the powder while depends on Liu Changan slantingly. 周咚咚捧着碗来看刘长安修小板凳,今天没有挨打,周咚咚十分开心,一边吃粉一边斜斜地靠着刘长安 In the afternoon Liu Changan fixes the small backless stool, filled to volunteer with An Nuan, starting from this year school will no longer collect to volunteer to determine the book to the student, but is relying on the oneself password card and personal data by the student online fills. 下午刘长安修好小板凳,就和安暖一起去填志愿了,从今年开始学校将不再向学生收集志愿确定书,而是由学生凭借着自己的密码卡和个人资料在网上填报。 Liu Changan and An Nuan fill certainly was Xiangtan University, was only voluntarily different, the biological technology that Liu Changan still chose was specialized, An Nuan chose the accounting. 刘长安安暖当然填报的都是湘大了,只是志愿不一样而已,刘长安依然选的生物技术专业,安暖选了会计学。 Although the Xiangtan University construction goal is the comprehensive university, but in fact traditional superiority division/discipline of Xiangtan University still obviously technical, the telecommunications project, the materials science, the chemistry, the mechanical engineering, the civil engineering, is the state-level characteristics major construction division/discipline and first-level national key division/discipline, the second-level national key division/discipline has such as machine manufacture and automation, machine design and theory, mechatronic engineering, heating, for fuel gas, municipal engineering, disaster prevention and mitigation project, bridge tunnel wait/etc...... 尽管湘大的建设目标是综合性大学,但是事实上湘大的传统优势学科依然明显偏理工,通信工程,材料科学,化学,机械工程,土木工程,都是国家级特色专业建设学科和一级国家重点学科,二级国家重点学科有诸如机械制造及其自动化,机械设计及理论,机械电子工程,供热,供燃气,市政工程,防灾减灾工程,桥梁隧道等等…… It can be said that the technical subjects of domestic University of Science and Technology and many university, haunched the progress of further development and livelihood of the people of country, has not gone early shout for dozens years learns the maths, physics and chemistry to go all over the world not to fear the slogan , there would be no this time development. 可以说国内的理工大学和很多大学的理工科目,撑起了国家的进一步发展和民生的进步,没有早去几十年喊的“学好数理化走遍天下都不怕”的口号,就没有今时今日的发展。 Naturally, brought to criticize and engage in introspection the past honor is also the tradition, now no one shouted such slogan. An internationally recognized new century biggest economic wonder phenomenon, in such a state has not actually been born a Nobel economist, fully explained this world many laughable phenomena, India and some Argentine actually many renowned economists, they function and ability when economic development and economic crisis, was obvious to all. 当然,把昔日的荣光拿来清算和反省也是传统,现在没有人喊这样的口号了。一个世界公认的新世纪最大的经济奇迹现象,这么一个国度里却没有诞生过一个诺贝尔经济学家,足以说明这个世界很多可笑的现象了,印度和阿根廷倒是有很多著名的经济学家,他们在经济发展和经济危机时的作用和能力,也是有目共睹。 Liu Changan had not certainly opposed that An Nuan learned economics, the accounting specialty is very useful, he is only when fills to volunteer, stands in the angle of development of the human race remembered Ren Changhong and Xu Zhancheng attended class frequently and students say, the liberal arts should kneel down to the science subjects. 刘长安当然也没有反对安暖学会计学,会计学专业还是很有用的,他只是在填报志愿的时候,想起了任长宏许展成上课的时候常常和学生们说的“站在人类发展的角度,文科就应该给理科跪下”。 Such opinion naturally is controversial, is good regarding having the level and professional ability prominent experts and professors always is more tolerant because of school. 这样的言论自然是会引起争议的,好在学校对于有水平和专业能力突出的专家教授总是要宽容一些。 Filled in wish, waited officially to become the university student, feeling that the university life really must start, made people somewhat sigh with emotion. 填好了志愿,就等着正式成为大学生了,大学生活真的要开始的感觉,还是让人有些感慨的。 Liu Changan and An Nuan fill on the computer in her family/home study room, Xiangtan University must take summer vacation, close to the test, Liu Yuewang somewhat bustles about actually, moreover summer vacation Liu Yuewang has the public election class to want on, her class is always irritable, reports her class male schoolmate is in the school female teacher female professor highest proportion. 刘长安安暖在她家书房里的电脑上填报的,湘大也要放暑假了,临近考试,柳月望倒是有些忙碌起来,而且暑假柳月望有公选课要上,她的课向来火爆,报她课的男同学是全校女老师女教授里比例最高的。 Switched off the computer, An Nuan somewhat felt emptily, as if thought that the high school completely finished being same at this moment, remembered in three years of attached middle school. 关掉了电脑,安暖有些感觉空荡荡的,似乎觉得此时此刻高中才彻底结束一样,又想起了在附中的三年。 You know that Bai Hui called Miao Yingying, Bi Wanwan three, united other school one group of girls to jump a subject to be called the dance that the graduation offered a sacrifice to about the collection, passed to 13 nets, but was irritable, do you want to look?” An Nuan asked. “你知道吗,白茴叫了苗莹莹,毕万万三个,联合其他学校的一堆女孩子跳了一个主题叫毕业祭的舞蹈合集,传到了十三网,可火爆了,你要不要看一看?”安暖问道。 Good.” Liu Changan nods. “好啊。”刘长安点了点头。 An Nuan stood immediately, is very angry, really has Bai Hui, you are interested, does the boy like seeing the girl to dance?” 安暖马上站了起来,十分愤怒,“果然有白茴,你就感兴趣,男孩子是不是都喜欢看女孩子跳舞?” „The oneself schoolmate danced to pass to the website to be very irritable, was interested as the schoolmate is not the natural matter? A contribution click, the barrage commented anything, calculated the support.” Liu Changan said with something else in mind. 自己的同学跳舞上传到了网站十分火爆,作为同学感兴趣不是理所当然的事情吗?贡献个点击,弹幕评论什么的,都算支持啊。”刘长安不以为然地说道。 Said is also.” An Nuan sat, Liu Changan this fellow online that boyfriend's performance like opposite sex resistance, he will not be that type is not classifying new year's celebration the type absolutely likely. “说的也是。”安暖又坐了下来,刘长安这家伙绝对不会像网上流传的那种好男朋友像异性抗性一样的表现,他属于那种“不分等着过年”的类型。 An Nuan did not understand very much why so many people liked being what oneself to feel the oneself boyfriend the incorrect matter shared online, should bid good-bye your oneself not to know? 安暖也很不理解,为什么那么多人喜欢把自己的男朋友做了什么自己感觉不对的事情分享到网上,该不该分手你自己不知道吗? Naturally, actually An Nuan also liked saying Liu Changan in the back very much, hehe. 当然,其实安暖也很喜欢和人在背后说一说刘长安的,嘿嘿。 Said again, you looked that every day some so many people try to come to in addition your QQ and WeChat, sends the private letter of various admire and vindicating to you, am I jealous?” Liu Changan puts out a hand to grasp the mouse, where is, which website?” “再说了,你看每天有那么多人试图来加你QQ和微信,给你发各种爱慕和表白的私信,我吃醋吗?”刘长安伸出手去握着鼠标,“在哪呢,哪个网站?” I pay no attention their.” An Nuan has snatched the mouse, opened the dance video, she collected was coming, because An Nuan was also truant secretly study, has saying that Bai Hui this young seductress made video one, the time eye of dancing looked the lens are discharging probably. “我都不理他们的。”安暖抢过鼠标,打开了舞蹈视频,她收藏了来着,因为安暖也偷偷学了学,不得不说白茴这小狐狸精做视频还是有一手的,跳舞的时候眼睛一看镜头就好像在放电。 On several hundred thousand broadcast, this is also irritable?” Liu Changan looked at one to say. “就几十万播放量,这也算火爆?”刘长安看了一眼说道。 Others also attracted many powders, but also some people go to the Xiangtan University post to ask that Bai Hui is Xiangtan University new student/life anything, must following incoming telegram Xiangtan University.” The An Nuan pursing the lips lip of said. “人家也吸了很多粉呢,还有人去湘大的贴吧问白茴是不是湘大新生什么的,要跟着来报湘大呢。”安暖抿了抿嘴唇说道。 Envy.” Liu Changan laughs. “嫉妒了。”刘长安哈哈大笑。 An Nuan cheeks slightly red, I do not have...... me not to like being nitpicked, otherwise I can also dance, you look at these people's commentaries are the leg leg leg leg, not seeming saying that the leg speech will be different.” 安暖脸颊微红,“我才没有……我只是不喜欢被人品头论足而已,不然我也可以跳舞,你看这些人的评论都是腿腿腿腿,好像不说腿就不会说话一样。” Also yes.” Liu Changan nods, turns head to look at An Nuan both legs, really attractive.” “也是。”刘长安点了点头,扭头看了一眼安暖的双腿,“真好看。” An Nuan bashful hit Liu Changan, the heart thump thump was jumping, did this fellow straighten out finally? Except that will say her to be attractive, finally shifted from the chest the attention to her facing the Bai Hui biggest advantage in? 安暖羞的打了一下刘长安,心脏怦怦跳着,这家伙终于开窍了吗?除了会说她好看,终于把注意力从胸部转移到她面对白茴最大的优势上了吗? You know that your leg why so long?” Liu Changan asked. “你知道你腿为什么这么长吗?”刘长安问道。 Un...... my mother inherits.” An Nuan spoke, secret bad, this did not remind his mother's leg is very long, added hastily: Mainly is many that I exercise, every day jogs, jumps, the leg was naturally long.” “嗯……我妈遗传的。”安暖说话,暗暗糟糕,这不是提醒他妈妈的腿也很长吗,连忙补充道:“主要是我锻炼的多,每天跑步啊,蹦蹦跳跳的,腿自然就长了。” Actually has a spiritual energy to flood the time of the world in the Earth history, probably that human before this human.” “其实在地球历史上有过一个灵气充斥天地的时代,大概就在这一届人类之前的那一届人类。” „?” “啊?” At that time in the world was smart, everyone all may immortal cultivation, at that time I was ordinary cultivator of tribe, but was dashing, floating, if the immortal, were liked by everybody, generally female cultivator wants by me as incense burner dual cultivation.” “那时候天地间充满灵气,人人皆可修仙,当时我是一个部落的普通修士,但是英俊潇洒,飘然若仙,人见人爱,大凡女修士都想以我作为炉鼎双修。” An Nuan held in the arms his shoulder to swing randomly, ridicules saying: Bah, smelly is not concerned about face,...... my female cultivator sees you except for my female cultivator, wants to hold to close you in the refine the pill of immortality furnace refining up.” 安暖搂住了他的肩膀乱摇,笑骂道:“呸,臭不要脸,除了我这个女修士……我这个女修士见到你,就想把你抓住关在炼丹炉里炼化了。” Receives fortunately promptly, almost talked into on „my female cultivator wants with your dual cultivation. 还好及时收住,差点说成了就“我这个女修士想和你双修”。 No, you are not female cultivator, you are a chicken.” “不,你不是女修士,你是一只鸡。” You are! You are the cockerel!” “你才是!你是公鸡!” You listened to me saying that...... the queen of tribe, settled on me at that time, wants with my dual cultivation, to be her looks is too ugly, I did not want, I pledged to fight to the death the resistance, I said me rather with my chicken dual cultivation, not with your dual cultivation. The queen is angry, let me and my chicken dual cultivation.” “你听我说完嘛……当时部落的女王,看中了我,想和我双修,可是她长得太丑了点,我不愿意啊,我誓死反抗,我就说我宁可和我的鸡双修,也不和你双修。女王大怒,就让我和我的鸡双修了。” „Did that this queen, you want attractively?” An Nuan be angry discovered the key point. “那这个女王漂亮点,你是不是就愿意了?”安暖生气地发现了重点。 Yes.” “是啊。” cultivator of your unfaithful/stamen, in the family/home has a chicken, but must gang up with other woman!” An Nuan be angry grasps Liu Changan to run back and forth in confusion, tries to overthrow him on the chair suppresses. “你这个花心的修士,家里已经有只鸡了,还要和别的女人勾勾搭搭!”安暖生气地抱住刘长安一阵乱晃,试图把他推倒在椅子上压住。 The Liu Changan story has not spoken, has laughed, could not be justified. 刘长安故事还没说话,就已经大笑了起来,说不下去了。 Bah, I did not mean that I am that chicken, I meant that you are that cultivator, in your family have a chicken, you should with that chicken dual cultivation!” Because Liu Changan said An Nuan is a chicken, therefore An Nuan naturally has a deviation, but this was not equal to that acknowledged oneself acts a chicken in the story! “呸,我不是说我是那只鸡,我是说你是那个修士,你家里有只鸡,你就应该和那只鸡双修!”因为刘长安原来说安暖是一只鸡,所以安暖自然是有所偏向的,但是这不等于承认自己在故事里扮演一只鸡啊! Yes, I brought that chicken to cultivate afterward, but is not dual cultivation, this must explain, it must turn into the human form to be able dual cultivation. I bring it to cultivate, the result it also goes out every day, but also gangs up with other cockerel, I of air/Qi pursue it to hit all day, it runs, runs, daily jumps, the leg grew on the nature, waited to turn into the human form, became the long leg beautiful young girl......” “是的,后来我就带着那只鸡修炼了,不过不是双修啊,这要说明白,它要变成人形才能双修啊。我带着它修炼,结果它还每天出去,还勾搭别的小公鸡,气的我整天追着它打,它就跑啊,跑啊,天天蹦蹦跳跳啊,腿就自然长了,等变成了人形,就成了长腿美少女了……” An Nuan beats the person, while is angry angry, repugnant! You want to say that I am the pullets become! I thought that this was an online piece, obviously was the story of leading lady and cockerel!” 安暖一边捶人,一边嗔恼,“讨厌!你就是想说我是小母鸡变得!还有我想起来了,这是一个网上的段子而已,明明是女主角和小公鸡的故事!” But, I said earnestly, must really be able immortal cultivation, are you willing with my Immortality?” Liu Changan gripped the palm of An Nuan, looks at An Nuan earnestly. “不过,我说认真的,要真能修仙,你愿意和我长生不老吗?”刘长安握住了安暖的手掌,认真地看着安暖 Because of the upholstery of this story, An Nuan knows a moment ago although this is an absurd issue, actually still smiles to be earnest, naturally wanted, otherwise your Immortality, will look for many women like Wind and Thunder Swordsman of the Nine Provinces.” 或者是因为刚才这个故事的铺垫,安暖尽管知道这是一个荒唐的问题,却依然微笑而认真,“当然愿意了,不然你长生不老,就会像九州风雷剑客一样找很多女人。” I diligently, earnest, positive do not give up doing a series of experiments again.” Liu Changan had given up, but seems 1-2 successful examples to show that now he does not waste the time. “那我就再努力,认真,积极不放弃地再做一系列的实验吧。”刘长安原本都已经放弃了,但是现在好像有1-2成功的例子在证明他并非白费功夫。 What did you say?” An Nuan holds the cheeks of Liu Changan, „hadn't you gone through two issues?” “你说什么啊?”安暖捧着刘长安的脸颊,“你还没有度过中二期吗?” No, comes to see Bai Hui to dance.” “没,来看白茴跳舞。” So many people dance together, you said unexpectedly looks at Bai Hui to dance, in your eye only then her meaning?” “这么多人一起跳舞,你居然说看白茴跳舞,你的眼里只有她的意思吗?” Must really be this meaning, haven't you had tears streaming down the face now crawl blubber to my body?” “要真是这个意思,你现在难道不是已经泪流满面地爬到我身上又哭又闹了?” „, I will not dance a more attractive dance, captures your attention.” “不会,我会跳一个更好看的舞,吸引你的目光。” You jump!” “那你跳!” I, do not reach an agreement you to with me study to dance.” “我不,说好你要和我一起学跳舞的。” Right, come, smells a fragrance to know Porunacabeza in woman to listen?” “对哦,来吧,闻香识女人里的Porunacabeza听过吗?” Knows......” “知道……” An Nuan knows certainly, such beautiful fragment, possibly doesn't know as the girl? An Nuan understands the meaning of Liu Changan, the anticipation in heart blooms, suddenly thought that the dance of Bai Hui did not make one envy. 安暖当然知道,这么美丽的片段,作为女孩子怎么可能不知道?安暖明白了刘长安的意思,心中的期待绽放开来,突然觉得白茴的舞蹈一点也不让人嫉妒了。
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