您可以在百度里搜索“我真的长生不老妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节！ Liu Changan and An Nuan separate outside the orangery community, bought one bottle of orange juice to drink in the convenience store, icy cold entrance, slightly acid. 刘长安和安暖在橘园小区外分开,在便利店买了一瓶橙汁喝,冰凉入口,微酸。 Compares two dollars the glass jars, ten money one bottle of orange juice appear some luxurious, therefore Liu Changan bites the straw to drink slowly, a An Nuan most annoying point is saw that Liu Changan drank the orange juice is too slow, always wants to snatch his drinking, 相比较两块钱的玻璃瓶,十块钱一瓶的橙汁显得有些奢侈,于是刘长安慢慢地咬着吸管喝,安暖最烦人的一点就是看到刘长安喝橙汁太慢了,就总想抢他的喝, Liu Changan saw in the convenience store Han Zhizhi that buys the female daily necessities, Han Zhizhi somewhat is slightly embarrassed, but has not covered up, instead did not pay attention while the banker, referred to the birth control thing. 刘长安在便利店看到了买女性日用品的韩芝芝,韩芝芝略微有些不好意思,但是也没有遮遮掩掩,反而趁着收银员不注意,指了指计生用品。 Has not bought, went out of the convenience store. 没有买,走出了便利店。 „I do not make.” Liu Changan rejected Han Zhizhi regrettably. “我不约的。”刘长安遗憾地拒绝了韩芝芝。 „Bah, no wonder Nuannuan/warm said that you open mouth pull up the younger sister!” Han Zhizhi reviled angrily one, „you as the boy, you must treasure Nuannuan/warm.” “呸,难怪暖暖说你张嘴就撩妹！”韩芝芝嗔骂了一句,“你作为男孩子,你要珍惜暖暖。” Liu Changan smiles, he knows certainly Han Zhizhi meaning from the beginning, but thought that even Han Zhizhi and An Nuan relations are very good, such matter was not one's turn her to come with him saying that many inappropriate...... 刘长安笑了笑,他当然知道韩芝芝一开始的意思,只是觉得就算韩芝芝和安暖关系很好,这样的事情也轮不到她来跟他说啊,多不合适…… Perhaps is the thought of oneself is somewhat serious? Actually in everyday topics of present teenage boys and girls, these things was not the taboo or the shy point. 也许是自己的思维还是有些严肃？其实在现在的少男少女的日常话题中,这些东西也不是什么避讳或者让人羞涩的点了。 „Good.” Liu Changan was perfunctory one, looked up a not far away infertility billboard. “好的。”刘长安敷衍了一句,抬头看了一眼不远处不孕不育的广告牌。 „Walked, bye-bye.” Han Zhizhi waves, very natural lively appearance. “走了啊,拜拜。”韩芝芝挥了挥手,很潇洒活泼的样子。 The birds of a feather flock together, Liu Changan thought that Han Zhizhi should be a good girl, because An Nuan is. 物以类聚,刘长安觉得韩芝芝应该是个好女孩,因为安暖就是。 But why felt, the surroundings have the pressure probably, or prompted oneself should with An Nuan to go a step further? 可是为什么感觉,周围好像有压力,或者提示自己应该和安暖进一步了呢？ These things and related behaviors should be allow nature to take its course, Liu Changan is thinking, suddenly feels somewhat ashamed, picked up the speed of going home, has not closed while the food market, bought two pullets one time, in goes home one rumble to force in the compartment, gives to the queen mother empress. 这些事情以及相关行为应该是顺其自然的,刘长安这么想着,突然觉得有些惭愧,加快了回家的速度,趁着菜市场还没关门,一次买了两只小母鸡,回到家里一咕噜地塞进车厢里,献给太后娘娘。 The queen mother empress has eating, what did oneself eat in the evening? 太后娘娘有吃的了,自己晚上吃什么呢？ Liu Changan thought that in oneself long life, eating anything certainly is most issues that he considers, however this issue is also the quite creative issue, can exhaust every effort finds out the innumerable answers. 刘长安觉得自己漫长的人生里,吃什么一定是他考虑的最多的问题,然而这个问题也是相当富有创造力的问题,能够让人殚精竭力地想出无数个答案。 According to the experience of Liu Changan, will ponder every day „eats anything” the person, has well solves the problem the ability, stronger decision-making ability. 根据刘长安的经验,每天都会思考“吃什么”的人,拥有更好的解决问题的能力,更强的决断力。 The rice that looked at the refrigerator, before the cold-storageroom put is going out, leaves behind, that had the fried rice. 看了看冰箱,冷藏室里放着出门前留下的米饭,那就吃炒饭吧。 The fried rice should use overnight rice, the crumb becomes one grain of one grain, hit one to live the egg to stir evenly in the rice that has not fried, again with frying adds the lard that Jiang Suanao came out to fry, in remaining the vegetables the refrigerator cut to pieces fried together, finally added a fried egg, a fried rice grain of grain golden yellow fragrant, an entrance grains of tumbling did not mount to stick is the qualified fried rice. 炒饭本来就应该用隔夜的米饭,捏碎成一粒一粒的,打了一个生鸡蛋在未炒的米饭里搅拌均匀,再用煎的时候加了姜蒜熬出来的猪油来炒,把冰箱里剩下的蔬菜切碎一起炒了,最后再加个荷包蛋,炒米饭一粒一粒的金黄喷香,入口粒粒翻滚而不黏糊才是合格的炒饭。 Finished eating the fried rice, Liu Changan receives the Zhou Shuling information, asked that he came back, a little matter asked him to help. 吃完炒饭,刘长安收到周书玲的信息,问他回来了没有,有点事请他帮忙。 On Liu Changan a building, is the kindergarten assigned the homework, Zhou Shuling will not do, Liu Changan as just the high-school student of graduation, naturally was the learned and accomplished symbol. 刘长安上了一趟楼,原来是幼儿园布置了作业,周书玲不会做,刘长安作为刚刚毕业的高中生,自然是博学多才的象征。 „The present kindergarten is really sick, the guardian delivers to the kindergarten the child, the part of reasons surely do not have the time belt/bring child, or the oneself work is busy at...... the kindergarten also putting in order many strange work too, doesn't this look for a job to the guardian?” Zhou Shuling said depressed. “现在的幼儿园真是有病,家长把孩子送到幼儿园,有一部分原因肯定是没有时间带孩子,或者自己工作太忙……幼儿园还整出好多奇奇怪怪的作业,这不是给家长找事吗？”周书玲郁闷地说道。 Zhou Dongdong makes an effort to nod, although does not have to understand completely, but felt that mother in criticism kindergarten, this lets frequently criticized Zhou Dongdong in the kindergarten approves. 周咚咚用力地点头,虽然没有完全听懂,但是感觉妈妈是在批评幼儿园,这让经常在幼儿园里被批评的周咚咚十分认同。 „What work is today?” Liu Changan asked. “今天是什么作业？”刘长安问道。 „Vegetables fruit big change body, can you do?” Zhou Shuling anticipated that looks at Liu Changan, Zhou Shuling knows Zhou Dongdong not that specially intelligent child, but the child also has the self-respect, she in the work that in school takes, if were too bad, will not have the face, but in fact these work radically are the arrangement to the guardian, therefore Zhou Shuling must undertake to give the Zhou Dongdong maintenance self-respect the responsibility. “蔬菜水果大变身,你会不会做？”周书玲期待地看着刘长安,周书玲知道周咚咚并不是那种特别聪明的小孩,但是小孩也是有自尊心的,她在学校里拿出来的作业要是太差了,也会没面子的,而事实上这些作业根本就是布置给家长的,所以周书玲要承担起给周咚咚维护自尊的责任。 „With vegetables fruit what small creature, when the material does make or what thing?” The Liu Changan analysis said. “就是用蔬菜水果当材料做成什么小动物或者什么东西吧？”刘长安分析道。 „How to have such difficult homework?” Zhou Dongdong be angry said, all schoolmates will not definitely do. “怎么有这么难的家庭作业？”周咚咚生气地说道,肯定全班同学都不会做的。 The Zhou Dongdong vitality/angry was certainly disregarded with the view, looked for two apples Liu Changan to her family/home refrigerator, sometimes the small carrots of several finger sizes, that is Zhou Shuling brings, when the breakfast eats. 周咚咚的生气和看法当然是被无视的,刘长安到她家冰箱找了两个苹果,几根手指头大小的小胡萝卜,那是周书玲有时候拿来当早餐吃的。 „Makes only the puppy.” Liu Changan thinks to say. “做只小狗吧。”刘长安想了想说道。 „Good, the dog dog was most lovable, I most liked the dog dog.” Zhou Dongdong runs up to room to put out a puppy puppet to come out happily, fell an ear. “好的,狗狗最可爱了,我最喜欢狗狗了。”周咚咚高兴地跑到房间里拿出一个小狗玩偶出来,就是掉了一只耳朵。 Sees Liu Changan to be busy at work, Zhou Shuling shows a faint smile, „that I make a night to you.” 看到刘长安忙活起来,周书玲微微一笑,“那我给你做点宵夜。” In the thought of quite traditional and normal person, asking the person to help, must return a courtesy somewhat, Liu Changan nods, was impolite. 在比较传统和正常的人的思维中,请人帮忙,多多少少要回礼的,刘长安点了点头,也不客气。 Liu Changan dug four holes an apple, Zhou Dongdong the apple meat stopper that he digs to the mouth, then under the direction of Liu Changan, forced in the carrot the hole, was the participation. 刘长安把一个苹果挖了四个洞,周咚咚把他挖出来的苹果肉都塞到了嘴巴里,然后在刘长安的指挥下,把胡萝卜塞进了洞里,算是参与了。 Then appearances of remaining apple hewing dog heads, Liu Changan truncates at the same time, Zhou Dongdong picks the apple that truncates to eat on the table, does not waste. 接下来就是把剩下的一个苹果削成狗头的样子,刘长安一边削,周咚咚就在桌子上捡削下来的苹果吃,一点也不浪费。 „Ok, the apple can oxidize tomorrow, but doesn't matter.” Liu Changan fixes with the toothpick the dog head on the apple body. “好了,明天苹果会氧化,但是没有关系。”刘长安把狗头用牙签固定在苹果身子上。 „Fierce, is quite lovable.” Zhou Shuling went out came to see one. “厉害,好可爱啊。”周书玲走出来看了一眼。 „This is the world's most lovable dog dog.” Zhou Dongdong announced loudly. “这是世界上最可爱的狗狗。”周咚咚大声宣布。 Liu Changan watched a while animated cartoon in the living room and Zhou Dongdong together, finished eating after night, went back. 刘长安在客厅里和周咚咚一起看了一会儿动画片,吃完宵夜以后就回去了。 He made the coffin to teach as usual, moreover as if after previous time was discovered by him, these monitored his person not to appear in the community again. 他照例去做了棺教,而且似乎上次被他发现以后,那些来监视他的人就没有再在小区里出现了。 Also does not know how many characters on telephone pole oneself writes that plays the role, but if in brief some people think otherwise, Liu Changan will also punish one as a warning to others again, since had an imposing nickname to oneself, no one cares, doesn't that have the face very much? 也不知道自己写在电线杆上的那几个字有没有起到作用,但是总之如果有人不以为然,刘长安也会再杀鸡儆猴,既然给自己起了个威风的外号,没人在意,那岂不是很没面子？ Next morning, Liu Changan gets out of bed, prepares buys the chicken the time, Zhou Dongdong also got out of bed unexpectedly, must know that for these days he compared wanting that usually had to be earlier, does the breakfast business after all, did not have the lie- to rest. 第二天早上,刘长安起床,准备去买鸡的时候,周咚咚居然也起床了,要知道这几天他比平常都起的要早一些,毕竟做早餐生意的,都没有懒觉睡。 In Zhou Dongdong takes a long carrot, carrot thick broke mounted two black soybeans. 周咚咚手里拿着一个长长的胡萝卜,胡萝卜粗的一断镶嵌了两粒黑豆。 „What is this?” Liu Changan asked. “这是啥？”刘长安问道。 „Elephant.” “大象。” „Is this elephant?” Liu Changan takes that carrot to look right and left. “这是大象？”刘长安拿着那根胡萝卜左看右看。 „This is the nose of elephant, this is the eye of elephant.” Zhou Dongdong thought that this is very obvious matter, „fool Elder Brother Changan, the elephant did not know.” “这是大象的鼻子,这是大象的眼睛。”周咚咚觉得这是很显然的事情,“笨蛋长安哥哥,大象都不认识。” Liu Changan nods, originally this is one by Zhou Dongdong held the elephant, then the body, the four limbs, the ear was eaten was also very normal matter. 刘长安点了点头,原来这是一头被周咚咚抓住了的大象,那么身子,四肢,耳朵都被吃掉了也是很正常的事情。 „That dog dog?” Liu Changan remembered, this should also be last night of what vegetables fruit big change body, is Zhou Shuling helps Zhou Dongdong do probably. “那狗狗呢？”刘长安想起了来,这个应该也是什么蔬菜水果大变身的昨夜,大概是周书玲帮周咚咚做的。 „Dog dog disappears.” Zhou Dongdong said sadly, „original dog dog places in the refrigerator, does not know why disappears, mother said that was eaten by me.” “狗狗不见了。”周咚咚难过地说道,“本来狗狗放在冰箱里的,也不知道为什么就不见了,妈妈就说是被我吃掉了。” „It is not you eat, its did oneself run?” “不是你吃的,难道还是它自己跑了？” „Right, the dog dog ran.” “对哦,狗狗跑了。” „Ran up to your belly to go.” “跑到你肚子里去了吧。” „How I know!” “我怎么知道呀！” Liu Changan is staring Zhou Dongdong, does not know her in the righteous what vigor. 刘长安瞪着周咚咚,也不知道她在理直气壮个什么劲。