IRNTDGL :: Volume #2

#136: How I teach you to do


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Lin Jie looks the blood that in that not far away ground flows, turns the head to look to Wilde, suddenly is lost in thought. 林介看着那不远处地面上流淌的血液,转头看向王尔德,一时间陷入了沉思。 From his experience, first confirmed that this truly is the blood, rather than ketchup or red pigment. 从他的经验来看,第一眼就确认这确实是血液,而不是番茄酱或者红色颜料。 But from the sprawling pool of blood area, the quantity is big, the source of this blood either is a big vessel that packed the blood, either...... is some large-scale animal. 而从还在不断扩大的血泊面积来看,量还不小,这血液的来源要么是一个装满了血的大型容器,要么……是某种大型的动物。 Then obviously, was having two issues. 那么显然,在就产生了两个问题。 First, the blood of what animal is this? 第一,这是什么动物的血? Second, why on the floor in the Wilde family/home, will present so a lot of blood? 第二,为什么在王尔德家里地板上,会出现如此大量的鲜血? As a normal person who has the normal thought that the first response of Lin Jie, naturally is in the heart one startled, later thinks this can be person blood. 作为一个拥有正常思维的正常人,林介的第一反应,当然是心中一惊,随后想到“这会不会是人血”。 But immediately he denied this guess. 但随即他就否定了这个猜测。 Because of Old Wil so far, the facial expression of whole person is the nature, relaxes very sincerely , he even discussed very vigorously with Lin Jie, this was not one murderer should have the appearance that. 因为老王到目前为止,整个人的神情都是十分自然、放松、真诚的,他甚至和林介谈论得很起劲,这绝非是一个“杀人犯”该有的样子。 But with Old Wil acquaintance for a long time Lin Jie of also believes firmly that he will not have deceived to himself, even if lies, still definitely will have the quite unusual performance. 而和老王相识已久的林介也确信他并不会对自己有所欺瞒,就算是撒谎,也绝对会有比较异常的表现。 Next is also most important is, Old Wil that words moved Lin Jie a moment ago completely, making him believe, the happy prospect of Old Wil this moment innermost feelings is real. 其次也是最重要的就是,刚才老王的那番话完全打动了林介,让他相信,老王此刻内心的美好愿景是货真价实的。 Made the person who these went astray find life true significance, had a look, had the thought that had the consciousness! “让这些走入歧途的人找到人生真正的意义”,看看,多么有思想,多么有觉悟! Old Wil he has definitely been able saying that understood the essence in Lin Jie chicken soup. 老王他已经完全可以说领略到了林介鸡汤之中的精髓。 When other customer is also waiting Lin Jie enlightens, he not only had almost gone out of haze, but also puts oneself in another's place, planned to start to learn with a lively mind, inherits the Lin Jie will, the choice guided the person who other degenerated to find the significance of life together. 在别的顾客还等着被林介开导的时候,他不仅已经差不多走出了过去的阴霾,而且还推己及人,打算开始活学活用,继承了林介的意志,选择去引导其他堕落的人一起重新找到生活的意义。 What is the big love, this is the big love. 什么叫大爱,这就是大爱啊。 Makes them also listen respectfully to your instruction, takes a look, this saying said a lot has the level, he not only learns with a lively mind, even also understood that in Lin Jie innermost feelings regarding fool, is not, regarding the hope of customer needs to enlighten warmly. “让他们也来聆听您的教诲”,瞧瞧,这话说得多有水平,他不但活学活用,甚至还了解到了林介内心之中对于冤大头,啊不是,是对于需要热情开导的顾客的渴望。 Devotes to walks into the person of multi-level marketing boost to bring these to bookstore, eats the Teacher Lin chicken soup, washes their minds. 致力于将那些走入传销犯罪道路的人带到书店,喝下林老师的鸡汤,洗涤他们的心灵。 What is a friend, this is a friend. 什么叫知己,这就是知己啊。 Such in a heart has the big love friend, Lin Jie is willing to believe. 这样一个心中有大爱的知己,林介是愿意相信的。 He first stabilizes finally the own facial expression, decided how must first make clear the truth. 他最终将自己的神情先稳定下来,决定首先要搞清楚事情的真相到底如何。 After Old Wil pours out such conscientious idea, if misunderstood him, then regarding this lonely senior, can be how big attack. 老王倾吐出自己这么有觉悟的想法之后,如果误会了他,那对于这个空巢老人来说,会是多么大的打击。 Moreover, associates to Banquet of Blood existence of this Organization, this blood is they are also possibly playing tricks. 而且,联想到“血宴”这个组织的存在,这血液也可能是他们在捣鬼。 Lin Jie maintains composure, the hand has built, in has placed in the both legs front box, if is really Banquet of Blood, does not use and other Old Wil instigations, he makes an effort to scrub to be clean today their dirty filthy minds. 林介不动声色,手已经搭在了一直放在双腿前面的琴盒上,如果真是“血宴”,不用等老王策反,他今天就用力洗刷干净他们那肮脏污浊的心灵。 Sits hears his words in opposite Wilde, seeing his vision to face, the complexion changes immediately, stands to turn around fiercely, really sees the blood that in the ground flowed. 坐在对面的王尔德听见他的话,看见他的目光朝向,脸色顿时大变,猛地站起来转身,果然看见了地面上流淌的鲜血。 The Wilde incomparably half step walked annoyingly, fills the apology said/tunnel toward Lin Jie: Very sorry! I tidied up in a hurry, has not thought that will have such situation!” 王尔德无比懊恼地快步走了过去,朝林介充满歉意地道:“非常抱歉!我之前只是匆匆收拾了一下,没想到会出现这样的情况!” Really is undignified, was really sorry that very much makes you see this unclean scene, I conduct immediately cleanly! Please wait a bit!” “真是太不体面了,真的很抱歉让您看见这种不干净的场面,我马上进行清洁!请您稍等一下!” Wilde the so displays frank nature, and as if no other unusualities, as if before is, is handling what sloppy ordinary matter, Lin Jie is terrified slightly, cannot bear ask: This blood what's the matter?” 王尔德表现得如此坦率自然,并且似乎没有其他异常,仿佛是之前在做什么稀松平常的事情,林介微微怔忪,忍不住问道:“这血是怎么回事?” Wilde smiles awkwardly, unexpectedly has an afraid feeling. 王尔德尴尬地笑了笑,竟然久违地有种心虚的感觉。 Ended, Boss Lin is extremely definitely discontented. 完了,林老板肯定非常不满。 He conducts Sacrificial Ceremony according to «Corpse Devouring Cult's Rites» that Boss Lin compiles personally, should be the sacred and graceful sacrifice obviously, actually makes that not dignified...... 他照着林老板亲自编撰的《尸食教典仪》进行献祭仪式,明明应该是神圣又优雅的祭礼,却弄得那么不体面…… Wilde argued to oneself in the heart, actually, mainly carried out the slaughter as one frequently Black Magician, in the bone was full of the destruction desire, in addition the technology was not skillful, caused to treat the material is very rough. 王尔德在心中给自己辩解,其实,主要是作为一个经常搞屠杀的黑巫师,骨子里充满了破坏欲,加上技术不纯熟,才导致了对待材料都十分粗糙。 Next time, next time he will certainly pay attention to the ceremony feeling! 下次,下次他一定注意仪式感! But ordinary time no one looks, he now in Boss Lin front direct exposure technique thick rotten, extremely was ashamed. 但平常的时候没有人看着也就罢了,他现在在林老板面前直接暴露自己手法的粗烂,就太过于羞耻了。 Boss Lin these words, are blaming not carefully his are not careful. 林老板这句话,就是在责备他的不小心不仔细啊。 In others eyes cruel tyrannical Destruction Level Black Magician, at this moment probably the experiment made the mistake the student of step to be the same, cautious said/tunnel: Eh, after I study learned/studied your work, has had diligently is trying these ceremonies, but this to me, is somewhat difficult, I am often hard to understand some meanings, completely duplicate/restores carves very much difficultly, therefore......” 别人眼中残忍暴虐的毁灭级黑巫师,此刻像是实验做错了步骤的学生一样,小心翼翼地道:“额,我研究学习了您的著作之后,一直有在努力尝试那些仪式,但是这对于我来说,还是有些难,我时常难以理解其中的一些含义,也很难完全复刻,所以……” Wilde referred to the blood of ground, the expression is more awkward: Therefore this.” 王尔德指了指地上的血,表情更加尴尬:“所以就这样了。” Lin Jie having heard what was said stares, then twitched corners of the mouth. 林介闻言一愣,然后抽了抽嘴角。 God his mother attempts...... 神他妈尝试…… In his book records mostly is some Huaxia traditional folk ceremony customs, naturally, will speak some ceremony since old times origins. 他那本书里记载的大多都是华夏传统的一些民间仪式习俗,当然,也会讲一些仪式自古的由来。 For example ancient emperor sacrificial offering state ceremony with too firm( cow, sheep and pig)”, the feudal lord uses little firmly( sheep and pig)”. 例如古代帝王祭祀社稷仪式用“太牢(牛、羊、猪)”,诸侯则用“少牢(羊、猪)”。 Also for example in the Taoism concept, zhang, deer and muntjac for the jade bureau three domestic animals, is the deity enjoys. 又比如在道教观念之中,麞、鹿、麂为玉署三牲,是神仙所享。 Other folk ceremonies, for example putting up the main beam and celebrates god wait/etc, has the respective art in the way, tribute and congratulatory remarks, he has the one by one explanation. 其他一些民间的仪式,比如“上梁”、“庆神”等等,在方式、贡品、祝词上也有各自讲究,他都有一一讲解。 To increase the interest of book, because of the sacrificial offering formality of Huaxia, actually is also the cuisine, he will use well-documented and extensive evidence frequently some diet customs and approaches, will make every effort the content aridly not tasteless. 而为了增加书的趣味性,又因为华夏的祭祀礼节,其实也是饮食文化,他常常会旁征博引一些饮食习俗以及做法,力求内容不会枯燥乏味。 Old Wil Old Wil, but also really has the enquirying mind. 老王老王,还真是非常有钻研精神。 Lin Jie has not thought, he studied in the book the part of culture even, in he wrote continuously the ceremony to imitate unexpectedly! 林介万万没有想到,他研究书里文化的部分就算了,他竟然连书里的仪式都模仿了! This called anything...... such frequently a refined old person of the suit and dress shoes and Western old gentleman appearance, turned up sleeves to raise the kitchen knife, killed chicken duck pig anything, carried the chicken neck to put the bloodletting, to eliminate the internal organs again. 这叫什么事啊……这么一个经常西装革履、一副西方老绅士模样的斯文老人,捋袖子提菜刀,杀个鸡鸭猪什么的,再拎着鸡脖子放放血、除内脏。 The picture simply should not be too beautiful, does not dare to look. 画面简直不要太美,不敢看。 In the Lin Jie heart does not know whether to laugh or cry at the same time, in heart worried that immediately vanishes into thin air. 林介心中哭笑不得的同时,心中的一丝担忧顿时烟消云散。 No wonder, can this not get has problems? 难怪啊,这可不得出问题了吗? In his book writes, is the Chinese type vegetable/dish...... 他书里写的,全是中式菜啊…… Even if makes a Huaxia person come, has not gone to the kitchen the experience, still will be very awkward, let alone is the Old Wil such pure westerner. 就算让一个华夏人来,没有下厨经验,也会十分为难吧,更何况是老王这样纯粹的西方人。 How Lin Jie is almost conceivable behind that wall is picture in confusion. 林介几乎已经可以想象出那墙背后是怎样狼藉的画面了。 Oh, you made me say that your anything was good.” “唉,你让我说你什么好呢。” Lin Jie looks at Old Wil that awkward facial expression, sighed, stood saying: How I teach you to do.” 林介看着老王那尴尬的神情,叹了口气,站起来道:“我来教你怎么做吧。” Wilde beckons with the hand hastily: I do was too ugly, pollutes your eye......” 王尔德连忙摆手:“我做的实在太难看了,污染您的眼睛……” Good.” Lin Jie showed the comfortable smile, understood that cook newbie does not want to be seen the mood that the failure makes, I separate the spatial direction here, you first said, which you did achieve?” “那好吧。”林介露出了宽慰的微笑,理解一个厨艺新手不想被看见失败作的心情,“我就在这里隔空指挥,你先说说,你做到哪一步了?” ------------ ------------ ps: Before the ponder writes Boss Lin transmigration beyond that lives( * / ω \ *) ps:在思考写个林老板穿越前生活的番外(*/ω\*)
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