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#71: Bore this age improper pressure

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Jing Shu somewhat is then absent-minded, originally ‚in system’ and ‚beyond system’ then appeared early, later in the system of government the staff can enjoy this green vegetables, but ‚beyond system’ can only eat to increase the mushroom that various medicament and became stale. 静姝便有些恍惚,原来‘体制内’和‘体制外’这么早便显现出来了,以后政府的体制内职工都能享受到这种绿色蔬菜,而‘体制外’就只能吃添加了各种药剂和发臭的蘑菇。 „!” “咔嚓！” „!” “咔嚓！” Several camera flash sounds get up, pointed at the appearance of frog to pat Minister ox kindly, patted the appearances of several curious brat squatting down number frog, the interaction and Minister ox of guardian and child spoke for everyone ‚how plant vegetables to move the innumerable staff family members in the darkness’, these precious were recorded. 几声相机闪光声响起来,把牛部长亲切指着青蛙的样子拍了下来,又将几名好奇的熊孩子蹲下数青蛙的样子拍了下来,家长和孩子的互动、牛部长为大家演讲‘如何在黑暗中种植蔬菜’感动了无数职工家属,这些宝贵的一幕都被记录了下来。 Jing Shu pulls the trouser legs coverings to step on the appearance that in the place transplants rice seedlings, must keep graceful in front of the camera but the smile of not disrespectful number, said until Minister ox: „Was laborious you, can go back to write the draft.” 静姝挽着裤腿踩在地里插秧的模样,也得在摄像机面前保持优雅而不失礼数的微笑,直到牛部长说:“辛苦你们了,可以回去写稿子了。” After the photographers walked, everyone relaxes, in abundance to these frog curious serious, many brat, because suspended classes is brought the visit, at this moment is not cautious, had the guard rail to jump to seize the frog. 摄影师走了后,大家才松了一口气,纷纷对这些青蛙好奇的不得了,好些熊孩子因为停课被带来参观,此刻也不拘谨了,要不是有护栏早就跳进来捉青蛙了。 The aunts led the child to come, pulling out smoke of one crowd of big masters value the broom as one's own round trip outside smoked, now smoke scarce. 大妈们带着孩子过来了,一群大老爷们敝帚自珍的掏出烟来去外面抽烟去了,现在连烟都稀少的很了。 „How does your frog sell? My family since used up the floral water, always flies the rotten corpse insect, one does not pay attention on the next nest larva, really worried the deceased person.” “你这青蛙怎么卖的？我家自从用完了花露水,老是飞来腐尸虫,一不注意就下一窝幼虫,真是愁死人了。” „My fish bowl lived a nest rotten corpse insect, if there is frog is not the extent that early.” “我的鱼缸生了一窝腐尸虫,如果早有青蛙也不至于如此啊。” Complaint that everyone talked at once, clearly was knew that Minister ox also blinks toward Jing Shu. 大家七嘴八舌的诉苦,明显都是认识的,牛部长还朝着静姝眨了眨眼睛。 Eye of Jing Shu one bright, at present this group of people mostly are the mechanism/organization intermediate-ranking officer family member, at this moment is also at the condition that anything does not lack, raising several frog is relaxed, the person like area, did not drink water not to drink continually. 静姝的眼睛一亮,眼前这群人大多都是机关中层领导家属,此刻还处于什么都不缺的状态,养几只青蛙还是轻松的,不像区的人,连喝水都喝不上了。 Minister ox gave to suggest, she should also make every effort to succeed, it seems like that this ritual has not given in vain. 牛部长都给暗示了,她也该争气点,看来这礼没白送。 „My this frog receives the high temperature could endure coldly, they bore this age improper pressure, I the good water good insect like the attendance grandson to be serving every day” “我这蛙受的了高温耐得住寒冷,它们承受了这个年纪不该有的压力,我都每天都像照顾孙子一样好水好虫伺候着” Jing Shu just started to sell miserably, the aunt hits to block the way: „You said directly wants the grain to want anything.” 静姝刚开始卖惨,大妈就打断道:“你直接说要粮还是要啥吧。” „Frog three bottles of mineral water.” On the face that Jing Shu discredits reveals the becoming known tooth, stretches out three hand fingers. “一只青蛙三瓶矿泉水。”静姝抹黑的脸上露出大白牙,伸出三只手指头。 Minister ox opened the mouth slightly, this black heart really dares to want. 牛部长微微张大了嘴巴,这个黑了心的真敢要。 The business is asking an outrageous price that sells, can have the sense of achievement and feeling of satisfaction the bought sitting place counter-offer to the boss anxiety, Jing Shu too understands these aunts. 买卖就是卖的漫天要价,买的坐地还价到老板肉疼才能倍有成就感和满足感,静姝太了解这些大妈了。 „Frog is the good frog, was expensive, you looked that our so many people gave cheaply.” “蛙是好蛙,就是贵了点,你看我们这么多人给便宜点。” „I take two, you give the group purchase price, buys one and gets one free.” “我多要两只,你给个团购价,买一送一。” „Your this frog , if good, we will also buy next time.” “你这蛙要是好,我们下次还来买。” The mouth of Minister ox opens wide again, this crowd black heart really dares to cut , like her ruined family tigress. 牛部长的嘴再次张大,这群黑了心的真敢砍,和她败家母老虎一样。 A Jing Shu face anxiety, decided the group purchase price finally, frog two bottles of water, deliver the bunch of frog ropes and vessels, includes the post-sale service, seven days trade free are happy. 静姝一脸肉疼,最后定了个团购价,青蛙两瓶水一只,送捆蛙绳和容器,包售后服务,七天免费换才皆大欢喜。 How Jing Shu taught them to adjust the rope and raises the frog skill, the aunts added the Jing Shu WeChat, threatened, if good to propagandize to her, almost each family bought a frog, usually the aunts of noble manner followed to buy. 静姝教了她们如何调节绳索和养蛙技巧,大妈们加了静姝的微信,扬言要是好了就给她宣传一下,几乎家家都买了一只蛙,平时高贵气质的大妈都跟着买了。 Held a glass pot to hang several meters bunch of frog ropes to walk happily, such Jing Shu from winding the female anchor changed to sell the frogman. 纷纷抱着一个玻璃罐挂着几米长的捆蛙绳高高兴兴走了,就这样静姝从络女主播摇身一变成了卖蛙人。 Jing Shu looks that Minister ox first gave more than 100 bottles of mineral water of pad to satisfy, Mother Jing feared that Minister ox disliked Jing Shu to sell was expensive to reprimand intentionally: „Your this child, these are the leaders, you cannot sell cheaply, does not know that the water is scarcer than the grain.” 静姝看着牛部长先给垫的一百多瓶矿泉水满意极了,静妈怕牛部长嫌静姝卖的贵了故意斥责道:“你这孩子,那些都是领导,你就不能卖便宜点,不知道水比粮还稀缺吗。” Jing Shu refuted: „I rescue the frog, sold them not to treasure cheaply well, will think that was in any case cheap to buy again and that's the end.” 静姝反驳:“我是救蛙呢,卖便宜了她们不好好珍惜,会觉得反正便宜死了再买就是了。” Minister ox Mou laughs saying: „Right that Jing Shu makes, I just want to ask you also to buy some frog to intensify the reproduction effort to the scientific research section research, various types of agricultural chemicals pesticides use, in caused disaster that side breeding farm and reservoir, the reservoir that Black City only remains cannot be polluted again, but a day that the pesticide always ends usefully.” Minister ox hesitant one said: 牛哞部长大笑道:“静姝做的对,我正想找你也买些青蛙给科研部研究加大繁殖力度,各种农药杀虫剂都用在了成灾了的养殖场和水库那边,乌城仅剩的水库不能再被污染了,而杀虫剂总有用完的一天。”牛部长犹豫了一下还是说道: „ Xinshi District the matter of riot you also know yesterday, above held the emergency meeting, decides to put in the dried mushrooms as soon as possible the mass production, half a month later provided this type of experiment oyster mushroom for the resident free, the news today the news “新市区昨日暴乱的事情你们也知道,上面开了紧急会议,决定尽快投放菌菇的量产,半个月后为市民免费提供这种实验平菇,消息今天新闻 Will issue, hopes the common people had drinking of eating do not cause trouble. ” 就会发布,希望老百姓有了吃的喝的就不要闹事了。” Remembers that type of mildewy oyster mushroom, Jing Shu shivers, this world really do not bump again. 想起那种发霉的平菇,静姝就打了个冷颤,这世真的不要再碰了。 „Minister ox who I understand, can strive I is also honored that for the country.” “我懂得的牛部长,能为国家出一份力我也感到荣幸。” Finally Minister ox wanted the Jing Shu 0 frog, paid 60 bottles of mineral water, but also scheduled purchases her next batch of frog. 最后牛部长要了静姝0只青蛙,支付了60瓶矿泉水,还预定采购她的下一批青蛙。 Jing Shu feeling pleased is hugging the final twenty frogs, went home with the auto mineral water, apocalypse enters for a half year, more and more water shortage, she underestimated family's water consumption. 静姝喜滋滋的抱着最后二十几只蛙,和整车矿泉水回家了,末世进入半年,将会越来越缺水的,她还是低估了家里的用水量。 The waterwheel supplies water also turned into every day everyone 1 l water, reduced 05 l compared with before, by the person preparing food uptight water used of proparea, the present is to drink water must sip drinking one after another, the person must die of thirst, let alone before , in the family/home a mushroom grew vegetables, all faded. 水车送水的也变成每天每人1l的水了,又比之前减少了05l,以前区的人做饭拮据用水,现在是喝水都要抿一口一口的喝,人都要渴死了别说之前家里种蘑菇种菜的了,全蔫死了。 As for washing the pot washed dishes anything's before also to scratch with the toilet paper, now the grain was tight, advocated everyone with licking. 至于洗锅洗碗什么的之前还用卫生纸擦一下,现在粮食紧张了,提倡大家都用舔的。 This skill practices to make the tongue nimbler more and resourceful finally it is said that will increase the sense of joy of companion, strengthens the emotion between couples, in any case why Jing Shu does not understand says like this. 这项技能练到最后据说可以使舌头更灵动会增加伴侣的愉悦感,增强夫妻间的情感,反正静姝是不懂为什么这样说的。 Obstructs the matter of day of party is only a blasting fuse, it tempted the people of innumerable being ready to make trouble, next day time spreads the news, big Youhao Supermarket took the chopper to hack to death the people that slept soundly lines up to buy the grain by over a hundred people, with dozens securities, then bursts in the supermarket to discover that is spatial, originally to prevent such matter, the grain of supermarket is the daily armed police transports. 遮天党的事情只是一个导火索,它引诱了无数蠢蠢欲动的人,第二天的时候传来消息,大型友好超市被上百人拿着砍刀砍死了熟睡中排队买粮的民众,和几十名保安,然后破门而入到超市才发现里面是空的,原来为了预防这样的事情,超市的粮都是每天武警运输过来的。 But this matter also shocked entire Black City thoroughly, is in abundance panic-stricken: Did not have the law of the land, the way of the world thorough was chaotic! 但这件事也彻底震惊了整个乌城,纷纷惊恐:没有王法了,世道彻底乱了！ King 77 No. 1 building: „Everyone, Youhao Supermarket was besieged by over a hundred people last night, casualty several hundred people! Now Black City all big supermarkets close to declare martial law, today blocked the way to rob were also many many people, outside was very chaotic, can not go out do not go out!” 王七七一号楼:“所有人,昨天夜里友好超市被上百人围攻,死伤数百人！现在乌城所有大超市都关门戒严了,今天拦路抢劫又多了很多人,外面很乱,能不出门的就别出门了！” Wang Cuihua sent in the voice: „This crowd of days killing, cannot buy now the grain, but what to do?” 王翠花发来了语音:“这群天杀的哟,现在连粮都买不了,可怎么办？” Fat little girl 5 th: „What does which family/home have floral water? My family another bag of rice were eaten by the rotten corpse insect, this way even stored grain does not have.” 肥妞五号:“谁家还有花露水什么的？我家又一袋大米被腐尸虫吃了,照这样下去连存粮都没有了啊。” stretch/open Bingbing 4 th: „Breeding farm new a number of rotten corpse insects flew, our family/home everywhere was this insect, no matter patted many to blink and brave.” 张冰冰四号:“养殖场新的一批腐尸虫飞出来了,我们家到处都是这种虫子,不管拍死多少眨眼又冒出来了。” Jing Shu is thinking processes the frog on hand, therefore sends the information saying: „Everyone, I sell a number of frog that eats the rotten corpse insect, change the alternative energy car tires, shock absorbers, engine oil as well as other components.” 静姝想着把手上的青蛙处理掉,于是发信息道:“所有人,我出售一批吃腐尸虫的青蛙,换能源车的车胎、避震器、机油以及其他的零件。”
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