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#62: ox Yanben

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The apocalypse young fatty may be really rare. 末世的小胖子可真稀罕啊。 Jing Shu was defeated, in line with the matter of principle that does not give in vain, Jing Shu takes a cashew to come out, said: „Did an issue cashew, what you call?” 静姝就被打败了,本着坚决不白送的原则问题,静姝拿着一颗腰果出来,道:“一个问题一颗腰果,你叫什么？” The young fatty thinks, took the stick to write ox Yanben on the land. 小胖子想了想,拿着棍子在土地上写了牛牪犇。 A Jing Shu face black person question mark: „???” Cow what? Who this special is testing her language teacher intentionally is teaches? 静姝一脸黑人问号:“？？？”牛什么什么？这特么是故意在考验她的语文老师是谁教的吗？ After the young fatty took away a cashew voluntarily, continued: „Cow yan ( yn ) ben ( ben ).” Then puts out a hand, the meaning gives one again. 小胖子自觉的拿走了一颗腰果后,继续说:“牛牪(yn)犇(ben)。”然后伸出了手,意思是再给一颗。 Jing Shu gave one, oneself stressed one from the pocket actually in a big way, rouses the cheek to chew, with small fatty big eyes to small eye, young fatty half -and-a-half is eating, finished eating anxiously on is looking at Jing Shu. 静姝就又给了一颗,自己倒是从兜里抓了一大把,鼓着腮帮子嚼着,和小胖子大眼对小眼,小胖子半颗半颗的吃着,吃完了就巴巴的望着静姝。 Young fatty eyeball sudden revolution: „My name is from ox Yanben mountain tiger, horse Dupiao the Sea Dragon.” Was saying obtained one that puts out a hand to succeed. 小胖子眼珠子突然一转:“我的名字取自牛牪犇山虎,马騳驫海龙。”说着就伸出手来成功的得到了一颗。 Jing Shu: „???” 静姝:“？？？” The feeling intelligence quotient came under the attack. 感觉智商受到了打击。 „Meaning is the cow joins up to directly soar the tiger, the horse joins up to charge into the Sea Dragon, mainly described going full steam ahead, the imposing manner of can be stopped.” The young fatty happily asked to arrive at one. “意思就是牛联合起来直奔老虎,马联合起来冲向海龙,主要形容一种万马奔腾,锐不可当的气势。”说完小胖子又得意的伸出手来要到了一颗。 Jing Shu: „......” 静姝:“……” Feeling by show a face, this damn brat. 感觉又被秀了一脸,这该死的熊孩子。 Over the following several minutes, brat starts to gossip various matters of his family/home, for example her mother most likes eating the strawberry, what on his father buttocks mark is her mother's name, his father could not satisfy his mother to be let kneel 3.8 jin (0.5 kg), his father's secret stash hid in the plug, but was stolen wait/etc by him such as this matter. 接下来几分钟,熊孩子就开始八卦他家的各种事,比如她妈最喜欢吃草莓,他爸屁股上纹的是她妈的名字,他爸满足不了他妈就会被让跪3.8斤,他爸的私房钱藏在插座里但被他偷了等等诸如此事。 Jing Shu: I really do not want to listen to you to speak the Eight Trigrams (gossip). 静姝:我真的不想听你讲八卦。 ox Yanben: No, you think. 牛牪犇:不,你想。 Jing Shu hit to separate, puts out the last cashew saying: „Actually therefore your father is who?” 静姝打了个隔,拿出最后一颗腰果说:“所以你爸究竟是谁？” The dirty claw of young fatty took in the cashew cautious putting pocket, points at that brilliantly illuminated thermostatic chamber saying: „My father is ox Mou, everyone called his director, but some days he had not gone to work in this, heard that must be what minister.” 小胖子的脏爪子拿了腰果小心翼翼的放到口袋里,指着那一片灯火通明的恒温室道:“我爸就是牛哞啊,大家都喊他司长,不过过些天他就不在这上班了,听说要当什么部长。” Jing Shu: „......” 静姝:“……” Always felt that today is not suitable to chat, she heard probably extraordinarily the Eight Trigrams (gossip), the previous generation only know that director was promoted, later rose high flamboyant, but also led odd/surplus Caini also to rise, an honest rigorous Director ox unexpectedly mark on buttocks wife's name? 总感觉今天不适合聊天啊,她好像听到了不得了的八卦,前世只知道正司长升职了,之后一路高升牛逼的很,还带着余彩妮也一路升,一副正派严谨的牛司长竟然在屁股上纹了老婆的名字？ Small fatty eyes tearful is staring at Jing Shu, then pulls out the Wangwang toffee to give Jing Shu: „An issue sugar, what did you call?” 小胖子眼泪汪汪的盯着静姝,然后掏出个旺旺奶糖给静姝:“一个问题一颗糖,你叫什么？” The young fellows have not taught without charge, this will learn with a lively mind. 好小子没白教,这会就活学活用了。 This was one's turn Jing Shu finally, her excited same wrote down own name with the child, wants to be only six -year-old child recognizes many characters, has not actually thought that the young fatty read, even also: „Is from The quiet girl is so pretty, she dates me at the corner tower of the city (Book of Songs)? Has just carried this.” 这回终于轮到静姝了,她兴奋的和孩子一样写下了自己的名字,原本想才六岁的小孩认多少字,却没想小胖子就念了出来,甚至还来了一句:“取自静女其姝，俟我于城隅吗？刚好背过这段。” Jing Shu one took the sugar to flash the person to walk, „we different... my only know that played the mud...” She dislikes this intelligent brat, not only deceived her more than 20 cashews, but also shames her with the writing, snort/hum. 静姝一把拿了糖闪人走了,“我们不一样...我那会只知道玩泥巴...”她讨厌这个聪明的熊孩子,不仅骗了她二十多颗腰果,还拿文字羞辱她,哼。 ...... …… Ten points had the lunch, is turning on the cold air conditioning in the car(riage), drank is cooking the thick tremella fuciformis Chinese matrimony-vine soup, ate two apples, everyone had two bowls of Bibimbap to hit the soft yolk egg, kimchi and beef steak, dealt with simply were eating, this did not have the food that brat peeped to have especially is also joyful. 十点就吃午饭了,在车里开着冷空调,喝着熬着浓稠的银耳枸杞汤,吃了两个苹果,每人又吃了两碗石锅拌饭打了个溏心蛋,就着辣白菜和牛排,就这么简单应付着吃了,这回再也没有熊孩子偷窥吃的饭也格外愉悦。 Su Lanzhi worked overtime a meeting, her anything must do it yourself, does not seem like odd/surplus Caini, gesticulates to open mouth, some people wear out for her, wanted Jing Shu saying that odd/surplus Caini this was the correct leadership stance, but does not have background Mother Jing to come now after all. 苏兰芝又加班加点了一会,她什么都得亲力亲为,不像是余彩妮,指手划脚张张嘴,就有人替她跑断腿,要静姝说余彩妮这才是正确的领导姿态,不过现在毕竟没底子静妈还是要自己来的。 Jing Shu distant has looked at odd/surplus Caini the scientific research of doing, inside is bustling, divided many regions, is doing the different experiments, how many vegetable/dish areas what can clear seeing from scarce and right amount, many to do is systematic, but is this also useful? 静姝远远的看过余彩妮的搞的科研,里面热火朝天的,划分了好些区域,在做不同的实验,可以清晰的看出从稀少、适量、繁多几个菜区做的是井井有条,不过这又有啥用呢？ Finally has not planted whom are more than and delicious? On this point, 最后还不是比谁种的又多又好吃么？就这一点, Her Rubik’s Cube Space does not win in the world not to have other can win. To 12 : 00 am, mother and child go home, on the road has not blocked the way the person who robs, Jing Shu estimated that they are defending near the supermarket. 她的魔方空间不赢世上就没别的能赢了。一直到上午12点,娘俩才回家,路上也并没有拦路抢劫的人,静姝估计他们都在超市附近守着呢。 When to community entrance after security also professional confirmation status allows to pass, after all recently robbed is truly chaotic. 到小区门口时保安也敬业的确认身份以后放行,毕竟最近抢劫的确实挺乱的。 Time of going home, the static milk has fed the fish, milks, fed the silkworm, fed pigs and cattle. 回到家的时候,静奶已经喂完鱼,挤完奶,喂了蚕,喂好一层的猪、牛羊了。 Jing Shu went to narrow and small two to feed the chicken duck and quail, received the egg while convenient, many admitted in the egg box from the space along several eggs, this caused the static family/home to eat every day actually feels unable to finish eating. 静姝去狭小的二层喂了鸡鸭和鹌鹑,顺便收了蛋,又多从空间里顺了几个蛋放进蛋箱里,这就导致静家每天吃却总感觉吃不完。 The pig sheep difference in black pig, sheep and the space villa is a little big, the animal in space is the constant temperature, very comfortable not now hot and now cold environment that the animals live, moreover eats is also good, but also mixes some spirit spring water, the growing trend compared with the villa big several, in two months will be mature. 别墅的黑猪、羊和空间里的猪羊差别还是有点大的,空间里的动物到底是恒温,动物们住的很舒服没有忽冷忽热的环境,而且吃食也非常好,还掺有少量灵泉水,长势就要比别墅的大了好几圈,再过两个月就成熟了。 Jing Shu had been planning which people must ‚delivering’ to create what value black pig. 静姝已经打算着要把黑猪‘送’给哪些人又能创造什么价值了。 Later Jing Shu brings the fat chicken, goes to the back side of the mountain to continue to polish the great coup-de-poing, as well as practices to throw the stone, the archery, has been able to lose 30 meters through one month of practice Jing Shu, this distance Jing Shu unusual satisfaction, type of the long-distance range can say invincibly. 之后静姝就带着肥鸡,去后山继续打磨巨石锥,以及练习投掷石头,射箭等,通过一个多月的练习静姝已经能丢出30米了,这个距离静姝非常的满意,中远距离之种可以说无敌了。 Also trains the fat chicken while convenient, now which Jing Shu refers, so long as shouted: „Hits him!” About 40 jin (0.5 kg) fat chicken will swoop the pecking, ripping that make an effort, big of strength, making Jing Shu feel resources are well used, No. 1 spirit spring has not fed white/in vain. 顺便也训练一下肥鸡,静姝现在指哪,只要喊出:“打他！”近40斤的肥鸡就会飞扑过去使劲的啄、撕等,力量之大,令静姝都感到物有所值,编号1的灵泉没白喂。 Community deceased person. 小区又死人了。 Jing Shu knows the wife who Wang Dazhao is pregnant died, the cause eats the vegetables that the ox sold, these vegetables for the high temperature, maintained freshness do not go bad, spread the wax and other chemistry things, after the pregnant woman ate , the miscarriage massive hemorrhage, the talent delivered to the hospital to breathe directly. 静姝才知道汪大昭怀孕的媳妇死了,起因是吃了黄牛卖的蔬菜,那些蔬菜为了高温下,保鲜不坏,涂了蜡等化学用品,孕妇吃了以后直接流产大出血,人才送到医院就咽气了。 The warning makes an arrest, the person had been exposed. 报警抓人,人早就跑光了。 Wang Dazhao found the king 77, making him be responsible for looking, he pledged that must hack to death their family, the king 77 complied without delay, added that this matter has he part of responsibility, he will certainly be thoroughly responsible. 汪大昭找到了王七七,让他负责把人给找出来,他发誓要砍死他们全家,王七七二话不说就答应了,还说这事有他一部分的责任,他一定会负责到底。 In the frightened group does not dare to speak, after all couple days ago Wang Dazhao still showed off his store one pile of baby goods in the group and spends the baby formula that the big price bought, suddenly he not only lost the child also to lose the child mother, what he lost was the hope of second half lifetime. 吓的群里都不敢吭声了,毕竟前几天汪大昭还在群里炫耀了他囤的一堆婴儿用品和花了大价格买的婴儿奶粉,眨眼他不仅失去了孩子还失去了孩子母亲,他失去的是后半辈子的希望。 It can be said that he is living, with good-for-nothing, only if he can walk again. 可以说他活着,也和行尸走肉般了,除非他能再度走出来。 The vegetables spread wax disturbance to let overwhelming majorities the person who wants to do grocery shopping from ox that totally gave up, after all now does not have the water to clean vegetables, if ate the person to be possible again on the gain does not equal the loss. 蔬菜涂蜡这一风波还是让绝大多数想从黄牛那买菜的人,彻底放弃了,毕竟现在也没水洗菜,万一再吃死人可就得不偿失了。 Unanimously decided in everyone, honest eating cooked rice time, the dark species, the rotten corpse insect after four months of evolution and evolving, successfully invaded Earth finally, they from the silence to the reputation big quake, used three days of merely. 就在大家都一致决定,还是老老实实的吃白米饭的时候,黑暗物种,腐尸虫经过四个月的进化和衍变,终于成功入侵了地球,它们从悄无声息到名声大震,仅仅用了三天的时间。
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