IACB :: Volume #9

#846: Asked the game to work overtime


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Hope hears Qixiang!” “愿闻其详!” Honored, do not keep guessing, said quickly.” “钧钧,别卖关子,快说。” Yang Jian and the others all are the look one bright, anticipation looks at Daoist Junjun. 杨戬等人俱是眼神一亮,期待的看着钧钧道人 Said that difficult also difficult, said easily also easy, after all involving to expert, first returned to Falling Immortal Mountain Range to say again.” “说难也难,说容易也容易,毕竟涉及高人,还是先回落仙山脉再说。” Daoist Junjun had not replied, said. 钧钧道人没有回答,如是说道。 Then, the people have not delayed, temporarily left this place, stepped the return trip. 接着,众人没有耽搁,暂时离开了此地,踏上了返程。 How whatever Yang Jian and the others inquired, is actually mysterious being silent. 任由杨戬等人如何询问,却是神秘兮兮的闭口不言。 When arrives at Falling Immortal Mountain Range, Nüwa cannot bear said dignifiedly: Old honored, aren't you will prepare to invite expert make a move? Coping with the clam dragon to expert naturally is not a matter, but you , if troubles expert’s, I must prevent you!” 当来到落仙山脉时,女娲忍不住凝重道:“老钧啊,你不会是准备请高人出手吧?对付蜃龙对高人来说自然不算个事,但你如果是来麻烦高人的,那我必须要阻止你了!” What thinks? When you I am the brain am remnant?” “想啥呢?你当我是脑残吗?” Daoist Junjun shows the whites of the eyes at the scene, waits to look.”. 钧钧道人当场翻了个白眼,“等着看吧。”。 He insane did not dare, for this matter looks for expert. 他疯了也不敢为了这种事去找高人啊。 After the moment, they go to the place that crowd of game treated, King Venerable and Su Chen in the conscientious selecting excrement, the facial features are solemn and respectful, as if also picked up to spend, selected the excrement by various very difficult postures, making the Heavenly Palace’s people rise sharply the experience. 片刻后,他们来到了那群野味所待的地方,王尊苏辰正在兢兢业业的挑粪,面容肃穆,似乎还挑出花来了,以各种高难度姿势挑粪,让天宫的众人大涨见识。 Good! Cannot think that two fellow daoist select the excrement the movement so to agree with continually Great Way, is simply tall and pleasing to the eye, entered one from great accomplishment, admire, admire.” “好!想不到两位道友连挑粪的动作都如此契合大道,简直美轮美奂,距离大成又进了一步了,佩服,佩服。” Daoist Junjun gave the affirmative applause at the scene, and put wave of rainbow fart. 钧钧道人当场给予了肯定的掌声,并且放了一波彩虹屁。 King Venerable remains unmoved, mystifying say/way: „Does everyone, how you have free time here? Here selects the excrement place, this stink can you be able to bear?” 王尊不为所动,阴阳怪气道:“各位,你们怎么有空来我们这里?这里可是挑粪的地儿,这臭味你们能受得了吗?” His for previous time was still hearing when the fragrance matter takes to heart. 他这还在为上次闻香味时的事情耿耿于怀呐。 Daoist Junjun said immediately sincerely: Two do not blame, the previous time was our pattern was small, does not know that this flavor the wonder, wrongly accused two painstaking effortses, we were guilty!” 钧钧道人立时恳切道:“二位勿怪,上次是我们格局小了,不知道这味道的美妙,错怪了两位的良苦用心,我们有罪啊!” The Yang Jian look moves slightly, had guessed correctly the Daoist Junjun’s plan, follows to back up immediately: Yes, previous two gave our cleaning rag to help our busy, almost saved me and other life.” 杨戬神色微微一动,已然猜到了钧钧道人的打算,当即也跟着帮腔道:“是啊,上次二位送给我们的抹布可是帮了我们的大忙了,几乎是救了我等的性命啊。” King Venerable is saying with a smile: Therefore your times look for us are only pure to make friendly contacts?” 王尊笑着道:“所以你们这次来找我们就只是单纯的为了联络感情?” Daoist Junjun: Naturally, mainly makes the friendly contacts, while convenient my presumptuous request.” 钧钧道人:“当然,主要是联络感情,顺便还有一个不情之请。” oh? Mentioned listens?” ?说来听听?” We want...... to borrow excrement.” “我们想要……借一点粪。” What?!” “什么?!” King Venerable and Su Chen are also startled, shakes the head to say again and again: Is impossible! This is to the excrement that the expert’s backyard applies fertilizer, a point also makes no mistake, wants to borrow? Can you also? It is not good, is not good!” 王尊苏辰同时大吃一惊,连连摇头道:“不可能!这可是给高人的后院施肥的粪便,一点也不容有失,想借?你们还得起吗?不行,万万不行!” The King Venerable tone is firm, leeway that has not discussed slightly. 王尊语气坚决,丝毫没有商量的余地。 I was indebted expert to think highly, gave my such important responsibility, cannot make a mistake absolutely, walked, you hurried!” “我承蒙高人看得起,给了我如此重要的职责,绝对不能出一点差错,走,你们赶紧走!” Daoist Junjun said anxiously: King Venerable brother, our times also for the expert’s matter! You still remember matter that chicken fellow daoist confesses? Had this excrement we to complete the task, was expert shares sorrow!” 钧钧道人焦急道:“王尊兄,我们这次也是为了高人的事啊!你还记得鸡道友所交代的事情吗?有了这粪便咱们才能完成任务,为高人分忧啊!” Xiao Chengfeng nods to say again and again: Yes, Brother Su Chen you help urge King Venerable fellow daoist, this time really important, everyone is expert works, our goal is the same.” 萧乘风连连点头道:“是啊,苏辰兄弟你帮忙劝劝王尊道友吧,这次真的至关重要,大家都是位高人做事的,咱们目标都是一样的。” hears word, the King Venerable mood relaxed much, the hesitation moment said: You specifically said the situation.” 闻言,王尊的情绪缓和了不少,沉吟片刻道:“你们把情况具体说说。” Matter is this, the clam dragon is our time goals......” “事情是这样的,有一条蜃龙是咱们这次的目标……” Immediately, Daoist Junjun and the others the bitter experiences and plans said oneself entirely. 当即,钧钧道人把自己等人的遭遇和计划统统说了出来。 Su Chen said: In other words do you want to cope with the mirage with the aid of this excrement?” 苏辰道:“也就是说你们要借助这粪便去对付蜃气?” Daoist Junjun: Yes, on the flavor of this excrement, can awaken the people in illusion directly, making the clam dragon turn into the one-man army.” 钧钧道人:“是啊,这粪便的味道上头,可以直接唤醒幻境中的人们,让蜃龙变成光杆司令。” This grade of excrement is how precious, how can uses a talented person in an insignificant position? Used a talented person in an insignificant position!” “这等粪便何其珍贵,岂能如此大材小用?大材小用了啊!” King Venerable pats the thigh to feel incomparable being unworthy, but thinks that is related to the expert’s duty, somewhat cannot make up mind. 王尊拍着大腿感到无比的不值,不过想到事关高人的任务,又有些拿不定主意。 Yang Jian salutes to say submissively: „The King Venerable brother, can this matter become, looked that you can give up what one treasures.” 杨戬拱手行礼道:“王尊兄,此事能不能成,就看你能不能割爱了。” King Venerable sighed: This is not the issue that I do give up what one treasures, these may be the expert backyard manures, was short of a wee bit me to have no way to expert to confess, you also wanted let alone many......” 王尊叹了口气道:“这不是我割不割爱的问题,这些可都是高人后院的肥料,少了一丁点我都没法向高人交代,更何况你们还要很多……” Saying, he cannot help but looked at that crowd of game. 说着,他不由得看了一眼那群野味。 Daoist Junjun also swept that crowd of game, said spookily: „The King Venerable brother, can you make that crowd of game try hard, speed up a progress? They are the game that expert raises, this critical moment also obtains the strength!” 钧钧道人也是扫了一眼那群野味,幽幽道:“王尊兄,你能否让那群野味努努力,加快一点进度?它们可是高人养的野味,这种关键时刻也得出力啊!” That crowd of game the body shakes immediately slightly:??? 那群野味顿时身子微微一震:??? What matters closes our? 关我们什么事? We usually enough diligently, had been possible be called conscientious good, having a look at us to be thin! 我们平时已经够努力了,堪称兢兢业业好吧,看看我们可都瘦了! Does not lead such squeezing person! 不带这么压榨人的! Actually listens to Yang Jian saying: King Venerable fellow daoist, making the game push, can always collect.” 却听杨戬道:“王尊道友,让野味们挤一挤,总是能凑出来的。” Xiao Chengfeng said: „It is not really good, I can help, makes the excrement them!” 萧乘风道:“实在不行,我可以帮忙,把它们打出屎来!” Game: Logical expression that , you spoke?! 野味:,你们说的还是人话吗?! Yeah ! Su Chen, you bring one barrel of excrement to go along with them, remembers that saves the point to use.” “哎,也罢!苏辰,你就带着一桶粪便随他们去吧,记得省着点用。” King Venerable heaved a deep sigh, then to wild flavor: Then on laborious everyone some time, must work overtime much......” 王尊长叹一声,接着又对着野味道:“接下来就辛苦诸位一段时间,要多多加班了……” Game in abundance weak lying on the ground: Said that working overtime works overtime, hits the worker not to have the human rights! 野味们纷纷无力的趴在了地上:说加班就加班,打工人没人权啊! King Venerable brother atmosphere!” 王尊兄大气!” Daoist Junjun and the others are overjoyed immediately, was urging hastily Su Chen has the night-soil bucket action. 钧钧道人等人顿时大喜过望,连忙催促着苏辰带着粪桶行动. After the moment, the group left hurriedly. 片刻后,一行人风风火火的离开了。 However before departure, Daoist Junjun does not forget to make King Venerable inform Fairy Daji one, in Source Realm has many big influences also to take the measure to the fog, even posts a reward the secret realm quota. 不过在离开前,钧钧道人也不忘让王尊告知妲己仙子一声,源界之中有不少大势力同样在对灰雾采取措施,甚至悬赏出秘境名额。 They come, spent enough five days , the midway had not stood still, has been rushing about. 他们一来一回,花费了足足五天的时间,中途没有停歇,一直在奔波。 However the interest surges upward as before, because won at present. 不过兴致依旧高涨,因为胜利就在眼前了。 Daoist Junjun anticipates saying: Su Chen fellow daoist, was here, but also invited the fellow daoist dung!” 钧钧道人期待道:“苏辰道友,就是这里了,还请道友浇粪!” Un, looks my.” “嗯,看我的吧。” Su Chen nods. 苏辰点了点头。 Then complexion one austere, skilled picks up in the dung technique, waves, sprinkles toward the mirage in! 接着面色一肃,熟练的以浇粪手法挑出,一挥手,向着蜃气之中洒去! This technique extremely strange, seemingly nonchalant swaying, but has uses/gives Yunbu the rain only energy, command Great Way will. 这手法极为的奇异,看似不经意的挥洒,但是却有施云布雨只能,号令大道意志。 The liquid of twinkle star covers void, just surrounds the entire mirage. 星星点点的液体笼罩虚空,刚好将整个蜃气围拢。 Summons rain.” “唤雨。” Nüwa shows a faint smile, is wiping to the sky. 女娲微微一笑,施法对着天空中一抹。 The thin and dense rainwater drops from the clouds immediately, with twinkle star gathering that Su Chen irrigates, sprinkles to each place in mirage. 又细又密的雨水立时从天而降,与苏辰所浇出的星星点点汇聚,洒向蜃气中的每一个地方。 Su Chen is watering one after another. 苏辰一次接着一次的浇灌着。 Guaranteed that looks after to arrive at the entire mirage entirely, density also enough...... 确保将整个蜃气统统照顾到位,浓度也足够…… In the mirage, crowds of lifeform are fluttering aimless, on their faces has the strange expression, or excited, or dreadful, or crazy, or excited...... 蜃气之中,一群群生物漫无目的飘荡着,他们的脸上都带着诡异的表情,或兴奋、或猥琐、或疯狂、或激动…… Obviously immerses in the respective illusion unable to extricate. 显然是沉浸在各自的幻境中无法自拔 At this time, lightly the rainwater like the curtain, let fall in body of everyone...... 这时,淅淅沥沥的雨水如同帘幕,垂落在每个人的身上……
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