IACB :: Volume #8

#763: Su Chen: Do you look down upon to select the excrement?


People is eating, while is winding the sentiment ripe. 众人一边吃着,一边熟络着感情。 gradually, Su Chen also let loose, started to tell own bitter experience. 渐渐地,苏辰也放开了,开始讲述起了自己的遭遇。 Because were many to the resentment by Jiang Liu and King Venerable, therefore he also related in detail embarrassedly, but said oneself were betrayed by the woman, bloodlines were seized, the exile arrived here, this will go down in the world. 因为被江流王尊给怼多了,所以他也没好意思细说,只是说自己被女人背叛,一身血脉被夺,放逐来到了这里,这才会落魄。 Li Nianfan hears his narration, cannot help but has the sympathy, no wonder will give him some fruits to be moved to cry, this buddy will be experiences too many, some glass hearts. 念凡听到他的讲述,不由得心生同情,难怪给他一些果子就会感动到落泪,这哥们是经历得太多,有些玻璃心了。 However...... encounters is really pitiful enough, Cultivation World really mistrusts each other, bad risk extremely! 不过……遭遇是真的有够凄惨的,修仙世界果然尔虞我诈,凶险万分啊! Revolves again, he suddenly discovers under the mountain is the coolie seems like each one is the cruel fate person. 再细思一下,他突然发现在山下做苦力的似乎个个都是苦命人。 Jiang Liu was chased down, the escape hence, keeps under the mountain to chop firewood, King Venerable is also harmed, schizophrenia, when selects the excrement under the mountain, now Su Chen is this...... 江流是被人追杀,逃命至此,留在山下砍柴,王尊则是同样是被人所害,精神分裂,待在山下挑粪,如今苏辰又是这样…… It is not easy. 都不容易啊。 Read reaches to this, he was saying to Su Chen: Since you chose selected the excrement, then the item was also essential, here just the wooden club made shit stirring stick to you , the night-soil bucket also matched one to you.” 念及于此,他对着苏辰道:“既然你选择了挑粪,那么道具也必不可少,我这里刚好有一根木棍就给你做搅屎棍吧,还有,粪桶也给你配一个。” Su Chen the spirit shakes immediately, thanks Lord Sage Monarch.” 苏辰立刻精神一震,“谢谢圣君大人。” Li Nianfan gives his wooden club to seem like ordinary, reserved plain, is only a Spanspan long stick, when he meets, clearly felt that shit stirring stick body transmits swift and fierce and overbearing aura, as if can hold up the day momentarily, agitation universe. 念凡给他的木棍看起来平平无奇,内敛无华,只是一根普普通通的长棍,但是,当他接到手中时,分明感觉到搅屎棍身上传来一股凌厉而霸道的气息,似乎随时可以擎天而起,搅动乾坤。 Also has the night-soil bucket...... is also uncommon! 还有着粪桶……也是不凡! When he makes young lord, naturally also has the treasure approaching body, but , compared with this shit stirring stick and night-soil bucket, is similar to the glow and bright moon, day place. 他做少主时,自然也有宝物傍身,但是,跟这根搅屎棍以及粪桶比起来,就如同萤火与皓月,一个天一个地。 Divine tool! 神器! This is expert grants my divine tool! 这是高人赐予我的神器啊! Really such as Master King Venerable said that even if helps expert select the excrement, is higher than Holy Maiden and Son of God of treatment any sect, can pick up a day! 真的如王尊师傅所说,纵然是帮高人挑粪,都比任何宗派的圣女和圣子待遇高,可以挑出一片天! Selects the excrement for expert, I am proud! 高人挑粪,我骄傲! Then, the King Venerable three people apologized to Li Nianfan’s to receive cordially, then prepared to set out to say goodbye. 接着,王尊三人谢过了李念凡的款待,便准备起身告辞了。 At this time, Nannan actually held up the small hand, full is the anticipation said: Elder Brother, Elder Brother, I want to go out to play with Long’er.” 这个时候,囡囡却是举起了小手,满是期待道:“哥哥,哥哥,我跟龙儿想出去玩。” seven realms changes greatly, she naturally wants to have a look, is familiar while convenient, collects the information. 七界大变样,她自然想要出去看看,顺便熟悉熟悉,收集一下情报。 Couldn't idle quickly?” “这么快就闲不住了?” Li Nianfan shows a faint smile, later said: Ok, but works low-key, does the attention know safely?” 念凡微微一笑,随后道:“可以,不过做事得低调,注意安全知不知道?” Nannan said excitedly: „! The Elder Brother was best! The Elder Brother felt relieved, I am very fierce with Long’er, will not be bullied.” 囡囡激动道:“耶!哥哥最好了!哥哥放心,我跟龙儿可是很厉害的,不会受人欺负的。” Long’er said: Elder Brother, I want to bring the backyard small cow to go out to relax together, it had not gone out, is quite pitiful.” 龙儿则是道:“哥哥,我想带后院的小奶牛一起出去散散心,它一直没出去过,好可怜的。” The backyard small cow has mentioned to go out more than once, some of its child dispositions, cannot idle after all. 后院的小奶牛已经不止一次说起过自己想出去了,它毕竟也有些小孩心性,闲不住。 Brings the cow to go out?” “带奶牛出去?” Li Nianfan heart moves. 念凡心头一动。 The cow has raised in the backyard, the activity space is limited, truly needs to go out to relax, the breast milk that like this delivers will be healthier, before neglected actually. 奶牛一直养在后院,活动空间有限,也确实需要出去散散心,这样产出的奶水才会更健康,以前倒是自己疏忽了。 He nods saying: Ok, is those words, the safety first.” 他点头道:“行吧,还是那句话,安全第一。” Nearby, the Little Fox eyes shine, grasps Li Nianfan to act like a spoiled brat saying: Brother-in-law, I must go out, I must go out!” 一旁,小狐狸双眼放光,一把抱住李念凡撒娇道:“姐夫,我也要出去,我也要出去!” Her chest friction in Li Nianfan’s body, soft, making the Li Nianfan’s body crisp, including hastily said: Has the words saying that do not rub, do not rub!” 她的胸口摩擦在李念凡的身上,软绵绵的,让李念凡的身体都酥了,连忙道:“有话好说,别蹭,别蹭!” Little Fox was unforgiving, rubs fiercely, brother-in-law, asked you, promised others.” 小狐狸不依不饶,蹭得更厉害了,“姐夫,求你了,答应人家嘛。” „It is not good!” “不行!” However, drank to let Little Fox coldly immediately. 然而,一声冷喝顿时让小狐狸焉了下来。 Daji put out elder sister's dignity, opens the mouth saying: Nannan and Long’er walk, the backyard then no one handles, you must remain to replace, wait for cultivation base to be further able to go out again.” 妲己拿出了姐姐的威严,开口道:“囡囡龙儿一走,后院便没有人打理,你得留下来顶替,等修为再进一步才能出去。” oh......” ……” Little Fox’s is drooping the head, puts in great inconvenience anxiously, submitted under the Daji’s despotic power. 小狐狸的耷拉着脑袋,委屈巴巴的,屈服在了妲己的淫威之下。 Li Nianfan looks funnily, comforts saying: Ok, the opportunity was many, next time will have the opportunity to go out again.” 念凡看着好笑,安慰道:“好了,机会多多,下次有机会再出去。” He considered that Little Fox’s beautiful appearance and pure, thought that is little go out to as far as possible well, is easy to annoy to trouble. 他考虑到小狐狸的美貌与单纯,觉得还是尽量少出门为好,容易惹上麻烦。 After all femme fatale. 毕竟红颜祸水啊。 Nannan and Long’er in high spirits brought the cow to go out. 囡囡龙儿兴冲冲的带着奶牛出门了。 They and King Venerable together, descend the mountain, line to foot. 她们与王尊三人一起,一路下山,行至山脚。 Su Chen footsteps, suddenly respectful is kneeling to the King Venerable knees, opens the mouth saying: Boy many thanks giving shelter of King Venerable Master, the instruction selects excrement divine ability, and recommended me to expert, was only the boy big enmity unreported, now cultivation base restores, wants first to go back, if lived to come back to repay Master and expert’s obligation by luck again!” 苏辰的脚步一顿,突然恭敬的对着王尊双膝跪地,开口道:“小子多谢王尊师父的收留,传授挑粪神通,并且将我引荐给高人,只是小子大仇未报,如今修为恢复,想要先回去一趟,若是侥幸活下来再回来报答师父高人的大恩!” Requested earnestly the Master agreement.” “恳请师父同意。” He said, starts to kowtow directly, but was actually given dǎng by King Venerable. 他说完,直接开始磕头,不过却被王尊了下来。 Impatient beckoning with the hand said: Ok, the grown man should have a grudge to revenge, Grandma mama becomes what appearance, must walk to hurry, Elderly Lord waits for you to come back to repay a debt of gratitude!” 不耐烦的摆手道:“行了,大男人就该有仇报仇,婆婆妈妈的成什么样子,要走赶紧走,老子等着你回来报恩!” Many thanks Master!” “多谢师父!” The Su Chen gratitude, his not at all worries to leave, but looked at night-soil bucket and shit stirring stick in a hand, opens the mouth saying: „The selecting excrement divine tool that expert grants cannot covered in dust, before leaving, but also please let me use it to select excrement with Master together time!” 苏辰感激不已,他并没有着急离开,而是看了一眼手中的粪桶和搅屎棍,开口道:“高人赐予的挑粪神器不能蒙尘,离开前,还请让我用其与师父一同挑一次粪!” ...... …… Source Realm. 源界 Harnesses, harnesses “驾,驾” Moo “哞” Two young dolls are riding together in body of cow, happy glancing right and left. 两名小女娃正一同骑在一头奶牛的身上,开心的左顾右盼。 Sounding that cow cannot result in excitedly, steps four hooves to frisk and scamper. 那头奶牛也是激动得不住的鸣叫,迈着四蹄撒欢。 But in their sides, is one puts on simply, is taking the wooden barrel single-handedly, carries the youngster of long stick to accompany single-handedly. 而在他们的身旁,则是一名穿着朴素,一手提着木桶,一手扛着长棍的少年陪着。 They naturally were Nannan one group. 他们自然是囡囡一行人了。 Now seven realms is interlinked, although second also needs to restore a long time, but nature dǎng continuously their footsteps, spanned directly second entered Source Realm. 如今七界相通,虽然第二界还需要很长一段时间才能恢复,但是自然不住他们的脚步,直接跨越了第二界进入了源界 Afterward under the leadership of Su Chen, arrived in North Heaven Star Teritory Limitless Star. 随后在苏辰的带领下,来到了北天星域无极星中。 Long’er lifts in the hands, then has the source aura to surround to come, unable to bear exclaim: Worthily is Source Realm, here cultivation environment was also too good, receives of source to raise, the child who here was born places in seven realms directly is the non- world rare talent!” 龙儿抬手间,便有着本源气息环绕而来,忍不住惊叹道:“不愧是源界,这里的修炼环境也太好了,受到本源的养,在这里出生的孩子放在七界中直接就是不世奇才!” The Nannan nod said: Right, we have the Elder Brother fortunately, daily gives us to be delicious, innate talent is then insufficient compared with the Source Realm talent difference.” 囡囡点头道:“对啊,还好我们有哥哥,天天给我们好吃的,天赋这才不至于比源界的天才差。” The corners of the mouth of Su Chen cannot bear twitched, opens the mouth saying: , two Fairy Maiden were modest.” 苏辰的嘴角忍不住抽了抽,开口道:“,二位仙子谦虚了。” He frantic complaining in heart. 他在心内疯狂的吐槽。 Can you not want such Versailles? Was much more modest! 你们能不能不要这么凡尔赛?谦虚得过分了啊! Follows expert, daily eats the source enlightenment, this where is Source Realm can compare? 跟着高人,天天吃本源圣果,这哪里是源界能比的? Let alone you, even if a pig has a treatment, innate talent still flung the Source Realm so-called talent eight streets absolutely...... 别说你们,就算是一头猪有着个待遇,天赋也绝对甩了源界所谓的天才八条街了…… Although he does not know that Nannan and Long’er are what cultivation base, since follows expert, that is only innate talent, is above the imagination absolutely. 虽然他不知道囡囡龙儿是什么修为,但是既然跟着高人,那光是天赋而言,绝对是超乎想象的。 Nannan said curiously: Right, how Su Chen did fellow daoist prepare to revenge?” 囡囡好奇道:“对了,苏辰道友准备如何报仇?” Su Chen said: Front was Heavenly Desolate City, belonged to my Su Family’s range, I planned that first inquired the Su Family’s situation.” 苏辰道:“前面便是天荒城了,归属于我苏家的范围,我打算先去打探一下苏家的情况。” The people walk while are talking, once for a while obviously Source Realm cultivator shuttles back and forth, does not have the too big difference from seven realms. 众人一边走一边交谈着,时不时可见源界修士穿梭而过,跟七界倒也没有太大的不同。 Soon, the city of distant place found out the head from the horizon, is Heavenly Desolate City. 不多时,远处的一座城池从地平线探出了头,正是天荒城 This city just like its name, is quite bleak, according to Su Chen said, this is the city of Su Family most edge, moreover close to Myriad Monsters Mountain Range, often has the monster beast to rebel, various aspect conditions are worst. 这座城池正如它的名字,比较荒凉,根据苏辰所说,这是苏家最边缘的城池,而且靠近万妖山脉,时常有妖兽作乱,各方面条件都是最差的。 three people and a cow sped up the footsteps, but also without entered a city, then hears in the city wall to hear an unbelievable startled sound. 三人一牛加快了脚步,还没等进城,便听到城墙上传来一声难以置信的惊声。 young lord?!” 少主?!” Guarded to fly directly, after seeing clearly the face of Su Chen, pleasantly surprised high said: Really is young lord!” 一名守卫直接飞了下来,待看清了苏辰的面孔后,惊喜的高道:“真的是少主!” What? Is young lord?!” “什么?是少主?!” Three years, young lord came back finally!” “三年了,少主终于回来了!” ha ha ha, I know that young lord will not die!” 哈哈哈,我就知道少主不会死!” Informs Sir Bao Da quickly!” “快去通知包达大人!” The six guards in city wall flew together, excited surrounding in the Su Chen side. 城墙上的六名护卫一同飞了下来,激动的围拢在苏辰的身边。 Su Chen surprise is taking a look at them, later said: „Were you...... my initial guard?” 苏辰诧异的打量着他们,随后道:“你们是……我当初的护卫?” Yes, young lord, I am helped you guard the door.” “是啊,少主,我原来是帮你看门的。” I am the guard young lord mansion.” “我是护卫少主府的。” young lord, the present was Su Ming becomes new young lord, we were also sent to frontier service here.” 少主,如今是苏鸣成为新少主了,我们也被发配到了这里。” young lord, since returns, naturally this/should thing returning to rightful owner that young lord!” 少主既然归来,那少主之位自然该物归原主!” The people you said his language, was agitated. 众人你一言他一语,情绪激动。 Hears their conversations, the Su Chen complexion cannot help but sinks, both hands making a fist stubbornly. 听到他们的交谈,苏辰的脸色不由得一沉,双手死死的握拳。 Really, Su Ming not only seized my Ruler bloodlines, now also snatches my position of young lord! 果然啊,苏鸣不仅夺走了我的主宰血脉,如今还抢了我的少主之位! young lord, young lord!” 少主,少主!” At this time, silhouette dashed about wildly from Heavenly Desolate City, arrived at the Su Chen front directly, stubbornly is staring at Su Chen, the eye pupil with tears. 这个时候,一道身影天荒城中狂奔而出,直接来到苏辰的面前,死死的盯着苏辰,眼眸含泪。 Afterward worships on bended knees to say directly: Subordinate Bao Da, meets young lord!” 随后直接跪拜道:“属下包达,叩见少主!” Su Chen helps up him hastily, similarly said excitedly: Bao Da, your I grow up together, knows that my temperament, saluted does not need.” 苏辰连忙将他扶起,同样激动道:“包达,你我一同长大,知道我的脾气,行礼就不必了。” Bao Da said guilty: young lord, was I was not good initially, three years ago I should follow side you!” 包达愧疚道:“少主,当初是我不好,三年前我应该跟在你身边的!” Past beforehand does not say.” “当年的事先不说了。” Su Chen beckons with the hand, later serious introduced: Come, I introduced to you, these two were Fairy Nannan as well as Fairy Long’er, this, was Senior Dairy Cow, hurried to salute!” 苏辰摆摆手,随后郑重的介绍道:“来,我给你们介绍一下,这两位是囡囡仙子以及龙儿仙子,还有这位,是奶牛前辈,赶紧行礼!” Do two children have a cow? 两个小孩还有一头牛? Bao Da and the others were ignorant. 包达等人都是懵了。 However they saw Su Chen to say treat a matter seriously, was not good to neglect, can only depress doubts respectful saluting of heart. 不过他们见苏辰说得郑重其事,也不好怠慢,只能压下心头的疑惑恭敬的行礼。 Afterward Bao Da opens the mouth to ask: young lord, actually did you go to where in the three years? We think that your was given the evil.” 随后包达开口问道:“少主,你这三年究竟去了哪里?我们都以为你被人给害了。” Su Chen sighed: I was truly given to harm, even Ruler bloodlines by Su Ming screening out.” 苏辰叹了口气道:“我确实被人给害了,连主宰血脉都被苏鸣给抽走了。” What?!” “什么?!” „Did the Ruler bloodlines pull out?” 主宰血脉被抽了?” No wonder Su Ming innate talent becomes such defying heavens suddenly, originally, originally......” “难怪苏鸣天赋突然间变得这么逆天,原来,原来……” Ended, was complete.” “完了,全完了。” Everyone's complexion changes, they were also counting on Su Chen comes back to lead them to fly a wave, this desire seemed like disillusioned. 所有人的脸色顿变,他们原本还指望着苏辰回来带着他们飞一波,这个愿望看来是破灭了。 Xiao Yanran that cheap person, Su Ming this domestic animal, wasted young lord that to trust them in the past!” 萧嫣然那个贱人,还有苏鸣这个畜生,枉费少主当年那么信任他俩!” Later Bao Da so angered that the eyes seem about to pop out, angry cursing, worries looked that said to Su Chen: young lord, do you cross in the three years are certainly bitter?” 包达目眦欲裂,愤怒的大骂,随后又担忧的看向苏辰道:“少主,这三年你过得一定很苦吧?” Front is truly bitter, but well in final joy after sorrow, after the bitter comes the sweet.” “前面确实很苦,不过好在最后柳暗花明,苦尽甘来了。” In the eye pupil of Su Chen is passing recalling, finally is proud with a smile: I obtained a huge good fortune!” 苏辰的眼眸中透着追忆,最终笑着自豪道:“我得到了一份天大的造化!” Bao Da said wild with joy: What is?” 包达狂喜道:“是什么?” Su Chen said one word at a time: Selects the excrement!” 苏辰一字一顿道:“挑粪!” What? 啥? Selects the excrement? 挑粪? Bao Da was scared. 包达傻眼了。 A guard was scared. 一众护卫傻眼了。 Some people of surrounding were also scared. 还有一些围观的群众也傻眼了。 They cannot believe oneself ear simply, but also thinks in oneself imaginary technique. 他们简直不敢相信自己的耳朵,还以为自己中了幻术。 At this time, they noticed suddenly, floated faint trace stink from Su Chen body faintly...... 这个时候,他们突然注意到,从苏辰身上隐隐飘来一丝丝臭味…… The face of Bao Da somewhat twisted, is hard to accept saying: Few...... young lord, can you say one again?” 包达的脸都有些扭曲了,难以接受道:“少……少主,你能再说一遍吗?” What expression your is, looks down upon to select the excrement?” “你们那是什么表情,看不起挑粪吗?” The brow of Su Chen selected slightly, lifts both hands saying: did you see, the shit stirring stick and night-soil bucket on my hand all are the unquantifiable divine tools, present I have been reborn, today we are no longer as we have been!” 苏辰的眉头微微一挑,抬了抬双手道:“看到没,我手上的这根搅屎棍和粪桶全都是难以估量的神器,如今的我早已经脱胎换骨,今非昔比!” The people look that Su Chen blows own horn in that the complexion even more was serious. 众人看着苏辰在那自吹自擂,脸色却是越发的沉重了。 Bao Da and a guard each other look at each other one, is shaking the head of silently. 包达和一众护卫彼此对视一眼,俱是默默的摇了摇头。 Incurable. 没救了。 It seems like the Ruler bloodlines of young lord were seized, the position of young lord was seized, finally cannot bear this attack, insane...... 看来少主主宰血脉被夺,少主之位又被夺,最终承受不了这个打击,疯了…… Even has started to have the hypochondriasis, selects the excrement to talk into invincibly. 甚至已经开始有了臆想症,挑粪都能说成无敌。 ...... young lord!” ……少主!” The somewhat sensitive guard could not have controlled himself, yīng yīng yīng cries on each other's shoulders. 有些敏感的护卫已经控制不住自己,嘤嘤嘤的抱头痛哭起来。 Thinks that past young lord was the youngster person with outstanding ability how, high-spirited and vigorous, was magnificent and glorious, has a look at the present again, became a cotton garment, is grasping the night-soil bucket, is shouting loudly lunatic who selected the excrement. 想想当年的少主是多么的少年英才,意气风发,辉煌而荣耀,再看看如今,成了一个一身布衣,手持着粪桶,高喊着挑粪的疯子。 How this grade of contrast enables their these hand/subordinate to accept. 这等反差让他们这些手下如何能接受。 What to cry? Do you look down upon me?” “哭什么?你们看不起我?” Su Chen was anxious, immediately shouts high: These two Fairy Maiden of my side have this Senior Dairy Cow for me to testify!” 苏辰急了,当即高喊道:“我身边的这两位仙子还有这位奶牛前辈可以为我作证!” Such remarks, sympathy in Bao Da eye. 此言一出,包达眼中的同情更甚。 Oneself selected the excrement also even. 自己挑粪也就算了。 Also is called as Fairy Maiden two young dolls. 还把两个小女娃称作仙子 Is called Senior Dairy Cow the cow. 把奶牛称为奶牛前辈 Obviously the young lord hypochondriasis had been in a very serious situation. 可见少主的臆想症已经到了一个非常严重的地步了。 Actually in the three years he experienced what, will turn into this appearance? 这三年他究竟经历了什么,才会变成这副模样? Bao Da took a deep breath, the difficult control own mood, is red the eye socket saying: young lord,...... you suffered hardships in the three years!” 包达深吸一口气,艰难的控制住自己的情绪,红着眼眶道:“少主,这三年来……您受苦了!” Su Chen is staring at him, asked: Bao Da, don't you believe me?” 苏辰则是盯着他,问道:“包达,你也不信我?” Letter/believes! I naturally believe young lord!” “信!我自然信少主!” Bao Da nod without hesitation, then said: My childhood is destitute and homeless, is indebted has a liking for by Young Master, from naming Bao Da, is pledged that must repay the Young Master obligation life-long, Young Master said what I believe!” 包达不假思索的点头,接着道:“我幼年流离失所,承蒙被公子看上,自取名包达,便是发誓终生要报答公子大恩,公子说什么我都信!” He also said: Young Master does not return easily, hurries to give a welcoming dinner along with my entering a city reception, these two young dolls...... Fairy Maiden as well as cow...... senior, please come with me.” 顿了顿他又道:“公子归来不易,赶紧随我进城接风洗尘,还有这两位小女娃……仙子以及奶牛……前辈,也请跟我来吧。” Immediately, Bao Da leads Nannan and the others to enter the city. 当即,包达带着囡囡等人进入城池。 Other guards look at the Su Chen back, cannot bear shake the head sighs lightly, sobs. 其他的护卫看着苏辰的背影,忍不住摇头轻叹,唏嘘不已。 Human affairs is difficult to predict, in the past young lord was what kind of elegant demeanor, no one thinks that he will reduce hence.” “世事难料啊,当年少主是何等的风采,谁都不会想到他会沦落至此。” I also thought young lord to return, did not say that recaptures the position of young lord, we at least can be separated from this damned place, now looked like the hope to be uncertain.” “原本我还以为少主归来,不说夺回少主之位,我们至少可以脱离这个鬼地方,如今看来希望渺茫了。” Ok, young lord forever was our lords! Initially we also the gracious favor that was indebted young lord a lot, young lord is confronted by danger now, we should not discuss in the back!” “行了,少主永远是我们的主子!当初我们也没少承蒙少主的恩泽,如今少主蒙难,我们也不该在背后议论!” Right, stands guard well.” “对,好好站岗吧。” Myriad Monsters Mountain Range was very not recently tranquil, young lord came, everyone braces oneself, protects good young lord!” “最近万妖山脉很不平静,少主又来了,大家提起精神,保护好少主!”
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