IACB :: Volume #5

#494: Blackey’s birthday, enough qualifications


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Vast Desolate. 洪荒 Quiet at dead of night. 夜深人静。 Li Nianfan brings Nannan to walk in the forest. 念凡带着囡囡行走在林中。 Then, they prepare this traveling the last place, five manor Guan. 接下来,他们准备去此次旅游的最后一个地点,五庄观。 Here is the town/subdues Yuan child immortal dwelling, what is main is the length ginseng fruit this grade of divine object, this grade of god fruit eats one to live four ten thousand 7,000 years. 这里是镇元子大仙的住处,最主要的是长着人参果这等神物,这等神果吃一个能活四万七千年 This is four ten thousand 7,000 years, what concept? 这可是四万七千年啊,什么概念? Too long, it is estimated that lived can grow the white hair! 太长了,估计都活得能长出白毛了! However...... I like! 不过……我喜欢! Although the ginseng fruit big probability did not have, but...... must result to have a look, perhaps has the miracle to happen.” “虽然人参果大概率是没了,但是……必须得去看看,说不定就有奇迹发生呐。” Li Nianfan intertwines, is filled with the anticipation. 念凡纠结不已,又满心期待。 Nannan, must sleep outside the street evidently today.” 囡囡,看样子今天又得露宿街头了。” Li Nianfan spoke thoughtlessly saying that the journey was so long, has actually been used to it, immediately started to pitch camp. 念凡随口说道,出行这么久,却是早已经习惯了,当即就开始安营扎寨。 face upwards lying down in a flat land, looks at stars in sky, the quiet nighttime sky is profound and peaceful, the starry sky is radiant, flicks sparklingly. 仰躺在一处平地,看着天空中的繁星点点,静谧的夜空深邃而安静,星空璀璨,一闪一闪亮晶晶。 , is not right. ,不对。 Star how in? 星星怎么在动? Also is so quick? 还动的这么快? Li Nianfan was ignorant, helplessly looks that also covered entirely the nighttime sky the stars to gather unexpectedly in one, later movement slowly, exhibited an appearance of dog head unexpectedly. 念凡懵了,眼睁睁的看着原本还布满夜空的繁星居然聚在了一起,随后慢慢的移动,居然摆出了一个狗头的模样。 Li Nianfan also thinks own vertigo, had the illusion. 念凡还以为自己眼花了,产生了幻觉。 Fixes the eyes on looked, the stars move again, the platoon becomes one row, suspends radiant Xinghe, brilliant incomparable, again then, arranges light wheel one after another, the color is uncertain in the twinkle, even...... changes the coloration. 定睛一看,繁星再次一动,排成一排,摆成一条璀璨的星河,绚烂无比,再接着,又排列成一圈又一圈的光轮,就连颜色还在闪烁不定,甚至……变着色。 Oh I go, unmanned aerial vehicle light show? Heavenly Palace this wave is a great writer.” “哎哟我去,无人机灯光秀?天宫这波是大手笔啊。” Li Nianfan dumbfounded, the shock said: Rising knowledge, the color of star can also change.” 念凡呆住了,震惊道:“涨知识了,原来星星的颜色还能变。” Nannan is the air/Qi, cannot bear say: Elder Brother, what large-scale activity is Heavenly Palace conducting? Unexpectedly does not lead us! Too damn!” 囡囡则是气得不行,忍不住道:“哥哥,天宫是不是在搞什么大型活动?居然不带我们!太可恶了!” Her eye shone, the under foot starts to live saying that appearance that a rocket will soon take off, Elder Brother, matter cannot be delayed, we hurry to join in the fun!” 她的眼睛都亮了,脚下都开始生云,一副火箭即将起飞的模样,“哥哥,事不宜迟,我们赶紧过去凑凑热闹!” Li Nianfan beckons with the hand, optional saying with a smile: Ok, collected anything, looked in mortal world was just good, to near was not instead beautiful.” 念凡摆了摆手,随意的笑着道:“行了,凑啥啊,在凡间看刚刚好,离得近了反而不美。” Nannan flat duck, this reluctant is law-abiding. 囡囡扁了扁嘴,这才不情不愿的安分下来。 Above stars, Heaven Beyond Heavens somewhere. 星辰之上,天外天的某处。 The group are tied up, some grasp the flag to be responsible for operating the stars, some take the compass to be responsible for position, but also some take the long ruler, unceasing in measuring programming. 一行人正忙得不可开交,有的手持着大旗负责操纵星辰,有的拿着罗盘负责定位,还有的则是拿着长尺,不断的在测量规划着。 Takes the stations, next design...... lotus flower! Hurries to suspend!” “各就各位,下一个图案……莲花!赶紧摆出来啊!” Right, toward right! Oh, what's the matter, always about does not divide!” “右,往右!哎哟,你怎么回事,老是左右不分啊!” That side that star, is troublesome bright, tonight, you are in the nighttime sky the brightest star.” “那边的那颗星星,麻烦再亮一点,今晚,你就是夜空中最亮的星。” Such a group of people, all are Star Official, is responsible for operating the stars sparking with position, originally is very idle, but tonight, is actually busy, on the one by one forehead starts to emerge the close beads of sweat. 这么一群人,全都是星官,负责操纵着星辰的闪亮与方位,本来还是挺闲的,不过今天晚上,却是忙得不行,一个个额头上都开始涌现出细密的汗珠。 Dao Priest Xinghe walks above the starry sky, is looking to carefully examine. 星河道长行走在星空之上,在面露审视。 Before Heavenly Palace restores, he has followed Seventh Princess Zi Ye . Moreover the good and evil gets to know each other well with Li Nianfan, now the blending the senior statesman, has been promoted with all attendant honor Star Monarch from Star Official, proper was promoted raises in salary. 天宫恢复之前,他一直跟着七公主紫叶,而且好歹跟李念凡相熟,如今混成了元老,已经从星官荣升成了星君,妥妥的升职加薪了。 At this time is responsible for directing the work, a dignity of face, sinking sound said: Braces oneself to me, this is the duty of Lord Dog confession, do not know the weight!” 此时正在负责指挥工作,一脸的凝重,沉声道:“都给我提起精神,这可是狗大爷交代的任务,别不知道轻重!” We naturally know, be honest with you, I , since gods and immortals, one year of work load has added to be inferior to tonight.” “我们自然知道,不瞒你说,我当神仙以来,一年的工作量加起来都不如今晚。” My immortal power was about to dry up, to overtime wages not?” “我的仙力都快枯竭了,给加班工资不?” A Dao Priest Xinghe palm of the hand on the racket in that person of head, adds your head! We can serve this for Lord Dog are honored, similarly is the opportunity of repaying a debt of gratitude! Later this words does speak cautiously know?” 星河道长一巴掌就拍在那人的头上,“加你个头!我们能为狗大爷服务这是荣幸,同样是报恩的机会!以后这种话慎言知不知道?” Howling Celestial Dog very cool standing above void, the dog wool dances in the air, said seriously: Today is our Dog King birthday, do not have any accident/surprise to happen, our family/home Great King may look, one happy, the advantage naturally is must have!” 哮天犬酷酷的站在虚空之上,狗毛飞舞,郑重道:“今天是我们狗王的生日,一定不要有任何的意外发生,我们家大王可看着呐,一高兴,好处自然是少不了的!” Is saying, it while pulls out a dog grain, squeezes in own mouth, did you see has, the Peach of Immortality taste sign dog grain, this is only food that I usually eat, what is the trench, our family/home Dog King is the trench!” 一边说着,它一边掏出一把狗粮,塞入自己的嘴里,“看到没有,蟠桃味牌狗粮,这不过只是我平时吃的食物而已,什么叫壕,我们家狗王就是壕!” That crowd of gods and immortals look at the dog grain, the eye was immediately straight, emitted the green light, flowing of saliva huā lā la. 那群神仙看着狗粮,顿时眼睛都直了,冒出了绿光,口水哗啦啦的流淌。 This a few words, are only more effective than any words, one by one with hitting chicken blood, called out is starting to work overtime. 仅此一句话,比任何话都管用,一个个跟打了鸡血似的,嚎叫着开始加班。 Meteor, right, the meteor, hurries to take place!” “流星,对,还有流星,赶紧就位!” Does, makes into the meteor shower, is certainly bright!” “多搞一些啊,弄成流星雨,一定要亮!” Not far away, Jade Emperor and the others are naturally also paying attention to here frequently, is related to the expert’s pet dog, cannot be careless. 不远处,玉帝等人自然也时刻关注着这里,事关高人的爱犬,马虎不得。 Sees Howling Celestial Dog to pull out a dog grain, immediately eye one bright, the corners of the mouth tic, in the heart that feel jealous, envious and hate, quick was insane. 看到哮天犬掏出一把狗粮,顿时眼睛一亮,嘴角直抽抽,心中那个羡慕嫉妒恨啊,就快疯了。 The people were inferior that the dog...... is not right, the immortal is inferior to the dog! 人不如狗……不对,仙不如狗啊! Jade Emperor light cough, opens the mouth saying: cough cough, Yang Jian, Howling Celestial Dog is your pet dog, can you probably come some dog grains to it?” 玉帝一声,开口道:“,杨戬,哮天犬可是你的爱犬啊,你能向它要来一些狗粮吗?” Uncle, is not easy to do!” “舅舅,不好办啊!” Yang Jian looks bitterly and astringently, shaking the head worried say/way of: Little God has tried, Howling Celestial Dog it is one -track mind, said that the dog grain only gives the dog to eat, does not give me! I wait/etc try again, the uncle face is big, could ask for some dog grains to eat.” 杨戬面露苦涩,摇了摇头苦恼道:“小神试过了,哮天犬它就是个死脑筋,说狗粮只给狗吃,死活不给我啊!我等等再去试试,舅舅面子大,说不定能讨来一些狗粮吃。” Dissolute! You degenerate!” “放肆!你堕落!” The Jade Emperor complexion sinks, reveals disgruntledly, the accusation said: „ Yang Jian, you were really more live, unexpectedly also wants to eat the dog grain?! And do you also think me with your dirty thought? 玉帝面色一沉,露出不悦,指责道:“杨戬,你真是越活越回去了,居然还想吃狗粮?!并且你还用你这种龌龊的思想来想我? How I may eat the dog grain, I raised a dog, holds you to help want! ” 我怎么可能会去吃狗粮,我只是养了一条狗,才托你帮忙去要的!” „Wasn't Yang Jian, the aunt says you, you dignity as judicial deity?” Queen Mother also opened the mouth, said indifferently: I and Jade Emperor raised a pair of lover dog, you also give me to take one.” 杨戬,不是舅母说你,你身为司法天神的尊严呢?”王母也开口了,顿了顿淡然道:“我与玉帝养了一对情侣狗,你也给哀家要一份吧。” Giant God also collected immediately, happily said: True Monarch Erlang, my family dog also wants to taste, can......” 巨灵神当即也凑了过来,乐呵呵道:“二郎真君,我家狗也想要尝一尝,能不能……” The Erlang Shen face was red, to is not embarrassed good, the first illustrious name enulls. 二郎神脸都红了,窘迫到不行,一世英名就此归零。 Did you raise the dog? Don't I know? 你们养狗了?我怎么不知道? Simply is a bunch of nonsense, talked irresponsibly, nonsense! 简直就是一派胡言,信口开河,胡言乱语! Becoming angry out of shame saying: Go away!” 恼羞成怒道:“滚!” Dog Mountain. 狗山 Numerous dogs are arranging orderly, various magecraft are embellishing, making the entire mountain top shine, many specialized dog monsters are giving the performance to Dog King. 众多狗有序的排列着,各种法术点缀着,使得整座山头都在发着光,还有很多专业的狗妖正在给狗王表演着节目。 Blackey raises head, looks at the stars change of Heaven, in the dog eye recalls completely with the color of sobbing. 大黑则是仰头,看着天上的星辰变化,狗眼中满是追忆与唏嘘之色。 „The fifth year......” “第五个年头了……” Blackey twittering, from was raised by Master take home in a low voice is starting the entire five years.” 大黑低声呢喃,“从被主人抱回家养着开始整整五年了。” Master adopts its this day, then its silently in the heart, that day was its new student|life, was its birthday, will never forget! 主人领养它的这一天,便被它默默的记在心中,那天是它的新生,也是它的生日,永远不会忘记! Master, did you see this starry skies?” 主人,你看到这一片星空了吗?” The Blackey eye pupil is profound, the interest one, became a poetic sentiment dog on the incarnation unexpectedly in an instant, long opens the mouth, „, although you did not lead me in the side, but, we are looking at this starry skies simultaneously, this called the thousand li (500 km) altogether stars, Blackey and you in.” 大黑眼眸深邃,兴致一来,居然转眼就化身成了一条诗意狗,悠悠开口,“虽然你都不把我带在身边了,但是,我们同时在看着这片星空,这叫千里共星辰,大黑与你同在。” Above the sky, the skewers of meteors fall suddenly, such as the rain is common, is dragging the long tail, falling, have the Milky Way 69 days of magnificent sights. 天空之上,突然有一串串流星滑落,如雨一般,拖着长长的尾巴,一片一片的落下,有种银河六九天的壮观。 Radiant Xinghe embellishes in the silent dim light of night, beautiful must to immerse. 璀璨星河点缀在寂静的夜色之中,美得让人沉醉。 In the woods, in the Li Nianfan’s pupil is producing an inverted image the meteor, the pupil became shone, good attractive meteor shower! This writing skill was also too big, is Heaven Star Monarch this lights the fireworks on the collective? Revelry!” 树林中,李念凡的瞳孔内倒映着流星,眸子都变得亮了,“好漂亮的流星雨啊!这手笔也太大了,天上星君这是在集体放烟花吗?狂欢啊!” Nannan is eyeful envying, „the control stars, are quite fun, unexpectedly does not lead me......” 囡囡则是满眼的羡慕,“控制星辰,好好玩啊,居然不带我……” At the same time. 同一时间。 Two silhouette take a step to come from Chaos, the facial expression is somewhat flurried, the speed is actually extremely quick, among several, spanned numerous stars, arrived above Heaven Beyond Heavens. 道身影混沌中迈步而来,神情有些慌乱,速度却是极快,几步之间,就跨越了众多的星辰,来到了天外天之上。 Nüwa and Yunshu. 正是女娲云淑 They threw into the Vast Desolate world, two people actually stare simultaneously, by the present scene being shocked. 她们一头扎进了洪荒世界,两人却是同时一愣,被眼前的景象给惊呆了。 Catches the eye to look, above the starry sky, the incomparable liveliness, radiance is unexpectedly dazzling, many stars are lining up ordered illumination, numerous gods and immortals come and go, is busy absorbed. 抬眼望去,星空之上,居然无比的热闹,光华耀眼,诸多星辰都排着队有序的发着光,众多神仙来来往往,忙得非常的忘我。 A character, lively! 一个字,热闹! Nüwa fellow daoist, your world also is really......” 女娲道友,你的这个世界还真是……” Yunshu organized the half-day language, finally exclaims: „The happiness index of people...... really high.” 云淑组织了半天的语言,最终惊叹道:“人们的幸福指数……真高。” Can conduct this grade of activity, but also really hears something never heard of before, in Chaos cannot discover second, will play, will really play! 能搞出这等活动,还真是闻所未闻,混沌中找不出第二家,会玩,真会玩! Had a look at that crowd of busy gods and immortals, on the face to brim with the enthusiasm again, in the eye pupil was being full of the fervor, working that was vivid, was only looks gives a person of happy feeling, Yunshu saw two words from their body, the hope and happiness. 再看看那群忙碌的神仙,脸上洋溢着热情,眼眸中充满了激情,做事那是一个生龙活虎,光是看着就给人喜感,云淑从他们身上看到了两个词,希望与幸福。 Yunshu felt oneself must hold in high esteem to Vast Desolate, this is really a happy world, here resident is very certainly happy. 云淑觉得自己要对洪荒刮目相看了,这真是一个美好的世界啊,这里的居民一定很幸福。 Nüwa was also silly. 女娲也傻了。 What day is today? 今天是什么日子? What is this is making? 这是在做什么? When did Heavenly Palace become such empty boasting? 天宫什么时候变得这么浮夸了? Jade Emperor degenerated! 玉帝堕落了啊! She is serious, raises legs to step, appeared before Jade Emperor and the others, the Saint aura overflowed, was sacred and grave. 她面色凝重,抬腿一迈,就出现在了玉帝等人面前,圣人气息溢出,神圣而庄重。 Just, the back carries two fish, is quite garish, some are inappropriate. 只不过,背后背着两条鱼,比较扎眼,有些不合适。 Jade Emperor and the others one startled, then salutes to say hastily: See Empress Nüwa.” 玉帝等人一惊,接着连忙行礼道:“参见女娲娘娘。” ! The big two fish, Empress this hits the wild huge harvest, should celebrate!” !好大的两条鱼,娘娘这是打野大丰收啊,合该庆祝一番!” Celebration what? The big trouble came!” “庆祝什么?大麻烦来了!” The Nüwa mood is anxious, said seriously: Explained without enough time! Hurries to tidy up here, standing by!” 女娲心情急切,郑重道:“来不及解释了!赶紧把这里收拾一下,准备战斗!” Fight?” “战斗?” Jade Emperor and the others in heart one startled, but also without prepares with enough time, listens to big laughter to transmit , the one after another dreadful imposing manner arrived suddenly, making the space present the distortion. 玉帝等人心中一惊,还没来得及做准备,就听一声大笑声传来,紧接着,一股股滔天的气势豁然登场,使得空间都出现了扭曲。 Heavenly Origin Old Daoist is grasping great sabre, strolls to come, the corners of the mouth belt/bring smiles, the eye pupil is contemptuous, aura is full. 天元老道手持着大刀,漫步而来,嘴角带笑,眼眸轻蔑,气场十足。 ha ha ha , here seemed to be still holding anything to move the party as luck would have it.” 哈哈哈,赶巧了,这里似乎还在举行着什么活动晚会。” Heavenly Origin Old Daoist sneers, disdains saying: Cannot think that only side broken world, the entertainment atmosphere is actually very rich, laughable, laughable.” 天元老道冷笑一声,不屑道:“想不到区区一方残破的世界,娱乐气氛倒是很浓郁,可笑,可笑。” On the mouth is saying, then at heart is considering, goes back also to put in order one, adds a color for the arid dull cultivation life. 嘴上说着,心里则是思量着,回去也整一个,为枯燥乏味的修仙生活增添一点色彩。 With arrival of old man, the entire space solidifies immediately, although did not have make a move, the hostility of but exposing, has made everyone heart jump sufficiently crazily, has desperate. 随着老者的登场,整个空间顿时凝固,虽然还没有出手,但是展露出的一丝敌意,已经足以让所有人心头狂跳,心生绝望。 Read lives, is no one can dǎng! 一念生,便已经是无人能 The people atmosphere does not dare to breathe. 众人大气都不敢喘。 Is mixes Origin Great Principle Golden Immortal......” “又是混元大罗金仙……” Jade Emperor stares focuses on the pupil greatly, the heart trembles crazily, couple days ago just sent off one to mix Origin Great Principle Golden Immortal, how to come one? 玉帝瞪大着眼眸,心头狂颤,前几天刚刚才送走了一个混元大罗金仙,怎么又来了一个? My this Jade Emperor works as, was too aggrieved! 我这个玉帝当得,也太憋屈了吧! Is it possible that did Vast Desolate become the Primordial Great Principle Golden Immortal’s back garden? 莫非洪荒成了混元大罗金仙的后花园? Also can pleasant playing? I was too difficult. 还能不能让人愉快的玩耍了?我太难了。 The Nüwa eye pupil narrows the eyes slightly, the imposing manner of whole body raises suddenly, has the strength of Saint to overflow, congealing sound said: Depends on you, but also no qualifications act unruly in my Vast Desolate!” 女娲眼眸微微一眯,周身的气势豁然拔高,有着圣人之力溢出,凝声道:“就凭你们,还没有资格在我洪荒撒野!” Had Nüwa to counter-balance the Heavenly Origin Old Daoist’s imposing manner, the people felt better immediately, whole body magic power surged, facial features cold severe, prepared fight at any time. 有了女娲抵消天元老道的气势,众人顿时好受了很多,周身法力涌动,面容冷厉,随时做好了战斗的准备。 „Don't we have the qualifications?” “我们没资格?” Chaos’ deep place, towering resounds another sound, is flooding the tone of teasing. 混沌的深处,突兀的响起另外一道声音,充斥着戏谑的语气。 Has hidden in Daoist Qing Feng of gloomy place makes a dazzling entrance. 一直躲在阴暗处的清风老道闪亮登场。 He is with smile on the face, whisking in optional waving, immediately, that was similar to the Milky Way waterfall common meteor shower to vanish into thin air immediately, changed into the dust. 他面带微笑,随意的挥了挥手中的拂尘,顿时,那原本如同银河瀑布一般的流星雨顿时烟消云散,化为了尘埃。 In addition, the void stars are framing at this time in a picture of dog, does to look up to the stance of vault of heaven, brings arrogantly, sparkling, occupies the most vault of heaven. 除此之外,虚空中的星辰此时正定格在一条狗的画面上,做仰望苍穹的姿态,带着孤傲,闪闪发光,占据着大半苍穹。 Similarly passed with the wind, changed into destroyed...... 同样随风而逝,化为了乌有…… Gaudy, flashy but lacking substance, collapses at the first blow.” “花里胡哨,华而不实,不堪一击。” Daoist Qing Feng gave the appraisal, then the physique is indistinct, wear a look of kind smile, in being situated in field proudly, tranquil say/way: „Does that add on me again? Enough qualifications?” 清风老道给出了评价,接着身姿缥缈,面带和蔼的笑容,傲然的立于场中,平静道:“那再加上我呢?够不够资格?”
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