IACB :: Volume #5

#408: Liquor unsatisfactory Fairy Maiden Chang'e


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Hears the Chang’e two characters, Li Nianfan was of more definite the status person. 听到姮娥两个字,李念凡就更加确定来人的身份了。 This female naturally was Chang’e flying to the moon that protagonist, its old name was Chang’e. 这女子自然就是嫦娥奔月的那位主角了,其原名就是姮娥 Actually, some mentioned in «Journey to the West», Chang'e is to make a general reference female gods and immortals in Heavenly Palace, is not Chang’e that the zhubajie sexually harasses, but is another in numerous Chang'e Fairy Maiden. 其实,在《西游记》中就有提到,嫦娥是泛指天宫中的女性神仙,被猪八戒调戏的也不是姮娥,而是众多嫦娥仙子中的另一位。 Li Nianfan is saying with a smile: Originally is Fairy Maiden Chang'e, such as your so person, I do not dare to swindle your tears, will be struck by lightning.” 念凡笑着道:“原来是姮娥仙子,如你这般人儿,我可不敢骗取你的眼泪,会遭雷劈的。” Chang’e smiles, smart-alecky say/way: Lord Sage Monarch may not say, Chang’e feared was struck by lightning.” 姮娥抿嘴一笑,俏皮道:“圣君大人可千万别这么说,姮娥怕遭雷劈。” She is teasing Li Nianfan Sage Monarch of Karmic Virtue status. 她是在调侃李念凡功德圣君的身份。 ha ha ha, you by face value, I by talent, same.” 哈哈哈,你是靠颜值,我是靠才华,半斤八两。” Li Nianfan laughs, later invited: „Can Fairy Maiden Chang'e, come up to hobnob one cup?” 念凡哈哈一笑,随后邀请道:“姮娥仙子,要不要上来共饮一杯?” „The girl was actually disrespectful.” “那小女子就却之不恭了。” The Chang’e skirt belt is floating, as the wind fluttered above the garret, sat opposite of Li Nianfan’s. 姮娥裙带飘飘,随着风飘到了阁楼之上,坐于李念凡的对面。 Li Nianfan looks own front Fairy Maiden Chang'e, somewhat is slightly absent-minded, coordinating that to be big and bright moonlight background of circle, is under the clear moon/month Fairy Maiden sits before oneself. 念凡看着自己面前的姮娥仙子,微微有些恍惚,配合着那个又大又圆的明月背景,是真真切切的月下仙子坐在自己面前。 Accompanies to drink wine, actually a different experience. 陪着自己饮酒,倒是一件不一样的体验。 Li Nianfan takes out the crystal cup, is Chang'e on but actually, Fairy Maiden Chang'e, please.” 念凡取出水晶杯,为嫦娥倒上,“姮娥仙子,请。” Many thanks Sage Monarch.” Chang’e actually Li Nianfan imagination is straightforwarder, holds up the wine glass, in the liquor the cup tosses down. “多谢圣君。”姮娥却是比李念凡想象中的要豪爽,举起酒杯,将杯中酒一饮而尽。 One glass of liquor get into the stomach, her complexion raised two to wipe to blush immediately. 一杯酒下肚,她的脸色顿时升起了两抹红晕。 Li Nianfan cannot bear remind: Eh...... Fairy Maiden Chang'e, my liquor is quite fierce, saves the point to drink to well.” 念凡忍不住提醒道:“额……姮娥仙子,我这酒比较烈,还是省着点喝为好。” Chang’e is saying with a smile: Lord Sage Monarch felt relieved, girl's alcohol capacity, is difficult to be inadequate does not give up your nice wine?” 姮娥笑着道:“圣君大人放心,小女子的酒量还是可以的,难不成是舍不得你这好酒?” , naturally cannot, opening wide drank is.” Li Nianfan beckons with the hand with a smile, looks on the Chang’e cheeks that two wipe lump of red, was skeptical some. ,自然不会,敞开了喝便是。”李念凡笑着摆手,看着姮娥脸颊上的那两抹坨红,表示有些怀疑。 Quick, this suspicion was verified. 很快,这个怀疑就被印证了。 Came under the influence of Li Nianfan that poem probably, Chang’e’s is not calm. 大概是受到了李念凡那首诗的影响,姮娥的情绪并不稳定。 The third glass of liquor get into the stomach, Chang’e looks at the Li Nianfan’s eye, has started the bleary eyes to be blurred, says with a smile: Sage Monarch made up the story ability is to make Chang’e broaden the outlook seriously, looks at me to be moved.” 第三杯酒下肚,姮娥看着李念凡的眼睛,已然开始醉眼迷离,笑道:“圣君编故事的能力当真是让姮娥大开眼界,看得我自己都感动了。” Is saying, she while takes up a booklet, above is printing the Chang’e flying to the moon inscription impressively, in this book, not only has the story, but also is supplementing the drawing, is similar to the style of comic book. 一边说着,她一边拿起一本小册子,其上赫然印着嫦娥奔月的字样,这本册子里,不仅仅有故事,还附带着图画,类似于漫画书的样式。 Li Nianfan’s complexion immediately one embarrassed, is quite awkward, this was the litigant looks for the theory to come. 李念凡的脸色顿时一囧,比较尴尬,这是当事人来找自己理论来了。 His light cough sound said: cough cough, was the situation compelled at that time, but also asked Fairy Maiden Chang'e should not be offended.” 他轻一声道:“,当时也是形势所逼,还请姮娥仙子不要见怪。” I do not blame you, but must thank you.” “我不怪你,还得谢谢你。” Chang’e blinks to Li Nianfan, fair face last this time actually covered entirely blushing, aspirates such as orchid, brings the liquor air/Qi, this story is very beautiful, can make me be known very well by this world, even was also called Moon Palace Fairy Maiden by the mortal, the incense and candle, being made my Moon Palace no longer lonely.” 姮娥冲着李念凡眨眨眼,原本白皙的脸上此时却布满了红晕,吐气如兰,带着酒气,“这故事很美,能让我被凡尘所熟知,甚至还被凡人称为月宫仙子,受人香火,让我的月宫都不再冷清了。” Fairy Maiden Chang'e likes well.” 姮娥仙子喜欢就好。” , why can Young Master Li know me to marry greatly Yi initially?” ,李公子可知当初我为何会嫁给大羿?” Chang’e said: Initially, human stood initially, was weak, survived in Monster Race and Shaman Race crevice, was good in Shaman and Monster, the struggle was unceasing, human then can multiply to live......” 姮娥自顾自道:“当初,人类初立,孱弱不堪,在妖族巫族的夹缝中生存,好在巫妖之间,斗争不断,人类这才能够得以繁衍生息……” Li Nianfan has not broken, concrete story that in the heart also had curiously initially, static is listening. 念凡没有打断,心中也是好奇当初发生的具体故事,静静的听着。 However, Chang’e does not say suddenly, carried the wine pot, on one cup to oneself, tossed down again later, half volt on the table, just like becomes liquor Ghost Immortal from chilly refined Fairy Maiden. 不过,姮娥却是突然不讲了,端起酒壶,再度给自己倒上一杯,随后一饮而尽,半伏在桌上,俨然从一位清冷脱俗的仙子成为了一位酒鬼仙子。 Afterward, Shaman Race Kua Fu encountered playing jokes upon of Golden Crow, died by the roasting, big Yi with was the person of Shaman Race, then prepared to revenge for it, went out at the Dijun ten sons plays, is baking the land, let Human Race people have no means to make a living.” “后来,巫族的夸父遭遇金乌的戏耍,被其生生的烘烤而死,大羿同为巫族之人,便准备为其报仇,适逢帝俊的十个儿子一齐出门玩耍,烘烤着大地,让人族民不聊生。” Chang’e continued saying: Human Race then collaborates with Shaman Race, prepares to kill ten suns entirely, Shaman Race lineage/vein, are hard to multiply inborn, then proposed with idea that Human Race marries, wants to unify with Human Race, making more Shaman Race bloodlines continue.” 姮娥顿了顿继续道:“人族便与巫族联手,准备将十只金乌统统射杀,巫族一脉,天生难以繁衍,便提出了与人族联姻的想法,想要与人族结合,让更多的巫族血脉延续。” At that time, my father Emperor Ku to let Human Race gets out of misery, then complies, to show the sincerity, pledged Sun after shooting, permitted me to greatly Yi.” “当时,我父帝喾为了让人族脱离苦海,便答应下来,更是为表诚意,承诺在射下太阳后,将我许给了大羿。” The Chang’e’s sound more said is lower, originally the attractive big eye already because of slightly drunk and closing slowly, leaves behind a section of long eyelash, moistens above the informer. 姮娥的声音越说越低,原本漂亮的大眼睛已经因为微醺而缓缓的闭上,留下一截长长的睫毛,沾在眼线之上。 even so, she has not forgotten to be drunk the carrying wine pot , to continue to give itself but actually the liquor. 就算如此,她还不忘醉的端起酒壶,继续给自己倒酒。 However by Li Nianfan to obstruct, Fairy Maiden Chang'e, you were actually drunk, cannot drink again.” 不过却被李念凡挡住,“姮娥仙子,你醉了,不能再喝了。” Nonsense, I, but is magnanimous, how to be drunk?” “胡说,我可是海量,怎么可能醉?” The eye that Chang’e has closed opens suddenly, the eye socket is red, seemingly has indication that plays the drunk, is swaying from side to side the body rushing wine pot, didn't give up the liquor? I lonely so many years, found the person who can speak rarely, how can dig out? Or I give you to dance.” 姮娥已经闭上的眼睛陡然睁开,眼眶红红,貌似有着耍酒疯的征兆,扭动着身子抢着酒壶,“舍不得酒了是不是?我寂寞了这么多年,难得找到了能说话的人,怎么能这么抠呢?要不我给你舞一曲吧。” No, don't!” “别,千万别!” passes!” “噗通!” The voice has not fallen, her whole person lies toward the table on, without sound, slight sleeping sound. 话音还未落下,她整个人就往桌上一趴,没动静了,只有细微的哧的睡觉声。 ...... fortunately.” Li Nianfan feels to rejoice, if plays the drunk, that here may live it up. ……还好。”李念凡感到庆幸,如果耍酒疯,那我这里可就热闹了。 Must say the Chang’e’s life experience, is actually very good, her father Emperor Ku, works out the solar terms in mortal world, sets aside four season commands, karmic virtue is big, is one of Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors Five Emperors. 要说姮娥的身世,其实还是很牛的,她爹帝喾,于凡间订立节气,划分出四时节令,功德不小,可是三皇五帝之中的五帝之一。 Really must say, but also really few has the courage to sexually harass Chang’e personally. 真要说起来,还真没几个人有胆子去调戏姮娥 Just didn’t expect...... famous Fairy Maiden unexpectedly is a drunkard . Moreover the alcohol capacity is not good, liquor is also not much. 只是没想到……大名鼎鼎的仙子居然是个酒鬼,而且酒量不行,酒品也不咋地。 Li Nianfan looks Chang’e that rests greatly, felt to worry immediately, ironclad cannot make others open-air rest. 念凡看着大睡的姮娥,顿时就感到犯难了,铁定不能让人家露天睡吧。 Right, how many cups did she drink to come? 对了,她喝了几杯来着? Six cups seem like, this was also too easy to be drunk. 六杯吧好像,这也太容易醉了。 Remembers that some philosophers have said that if a female student does not have the meaning to you, that thousand cups without being drunk, if interesting about you, that is drinks the liquor but actually. 记得有哲人说过,一个女生若是对你没意思,那就是千杯不醉,若是对你有意思,那就是沾酒就倒。 Li Nianfan stares greatly the eye, stares Chang’e is shutting tightly eye, is calmly calm: Fairy Maiden Chang'e, Fairy Maiden Chang'e?” Li Nianfan exploratory nature shouted she several, „I know you have not been drunk, gave up any idea of that seduces my Way heart, do not install.” 念凡瞪大着眼睛,盯着姮娥紧闭着的眼睛,沉着镇定道:“姮娥仙子,姮娥仙子?”李念凡试探性了喊了她几声,“我知道你没醉,休想诱惑我的道心,别装了起来吧。” Had not responded. 没反应。 Instead is Li Nianfan face one red, is not good, cannot stare was looking, will have an accident. 反而是李念凡老脸一红,不行,不能盯着看,会出事。 Fairy Maiden, Fairy Maiden awakes.” His experimental putting out a hand held Chang’e. 仙子,仙子醒醒。”他尝试性的伸手捅了捅姮娥 It seems like drunk thoroughly. 看来是彻底醉了。 Li Nianfan licked own lip, then sets out, stands turns toward the surroundings to look in the garret, determined after periphery no one pays attention to here, is arching to Chang’e said submissively: Situation compelled, to offend.” 念凡舔了舔自己的嘴唇,然后起身,站在阁楼上向着周围望了望,确定周围没人关注这里后,对着姮娥拱了拱手道:“形势所逼,得罪了。” His took a deep breath, leisure putting out a hand, sought for a long time this/should starting place, finally clenched teeth, grasped the waist, then started little brought to walk toward downstairs. 深吸一口气,慢悠悠的伸手,寻了好久该下手的地方,最终还是一咬牙,抱住了腰肢,然后开始一点点的带着往楼下走。 The good news is the Chang’e’s body is very light, seeming not to have the weight to be the same, does not feel strenuous, the bad news is, her body was too soft, soft such as, but willowy, Li Nianfan does not even dare to make an effort, because was drunk, her instinct returned grasped Li Nianfan. 好消息是姮娥的身子很轻,好似没有重量一般,并不觉得吃力,坏消息是,她的身子太软了,软如而有弹性,李念凡甚至都不太敢用力,而且因为醉了,她本能回抱住了李念凡 Hiss-” “嘶-” Li Nianfan is pulling out the cold air at the same time, finally cautious its belt/bring downstairs. 念凡一边抽着凉气,终于小心翼翼的将其带到了楼下。 Just entry room that prepared to pat quietly, actually listened to zhī ya, Nannan and Long’er together curious found out the head from the room in next door. 刚准备悄摸摸的进入房间,却听“吱呀”一声,囡囡龙儿一同好奇的从隔壁的屋子里探出了头。 Three items of relative, the scene fell into peacefully. 三目相对,场面陷入了安静。 Long’er looked at Chang’e, cannot help but stares greatly the eye, covered mouth startled saying: Elder Brother, you went bad!” 龙儿看了看姮娥,不由得瞪大着眼睛,捂住了嘴巴惊道:“哥哥,你变坏了!” How however...... Li Nianfan felt that in her sound is passing several points of excitement faintly. 不过……李念凡怎么感觉她的声音中隐隐透着几分兴奋。 Really, next moment, sees her both eyes to shine, anticipates saying: Can help?” 果然,下一刻,就见她双目放光,期待道:“要帮忙吗?” Nannan is quite specialized, said looking pensive: Needs to eliminate a potential informant?” 囡囡则是比较专业,若有所思道:“需要灭口吗?” Li Nianfan full head heavy line, the complexion sinks, the dignity said: You two come just, she gave you,...... one month did not permit to watch the television!” 念凡满头的黑线,脸色一沉,威严道:“你们两个来得刚好,她就交给你们了,还有……一个月不准看电视!” At the same time, in west sea. 同一时间,西海之内。 Several flying fish essences running rapidly, is puncturing the sea level once for a while, from the sky whips the wing to hover, quick stretched across ten thousand li (0.5 km) to arrive at a secret sea area, later set out toward the seabed deep place. 几只飞鱼精正在急速的奔走,时不时刺破海面,在空中拍打着翅膀翱翔,很快就横跨了万里来到了一处隐秘的海域,随后向着海底深处进发。 Entered a profound seabed cavern, the murrel essence changed into the appearances of half -and-a-half people of fish in abundance, walked into most bottom, saw right in front of one an old man. 进入一处幽深的海底洞穴,黑鱼精纷纷化为了半人半鱼的模样,走入最底部,面见一位老者。 This old man must steadily the long hair, extremely thick, the beard of chin place forms a long belt/bring, compared with straight letting fall, the face is thin, before the volume, red, does not get angry from the prestige, the whole body imposing manner is enormous and powerful. 这老者长须长发,极其的浓密,下巴处的胡须形成一个长带,比直的垂落,面庞瘦削,额前还有一个红点,不怒自威,周身气势浩荡。 He has not opened eyes, indifferent asking: „The war of west sea how?” 他没有睁眼,淡然的问道:“西海之战如何?” And a flying fish fine throat rolled, trembling sound said: Returned to the old ancestor words, west sea...... loses!” 其中一条飞鱼精的喉咙滚动了一下,颤声道:“回老祖的话,西海……兵败了!” The old men open eyes suddenly, the brow big wrinkle, shouted lowly: What's the matter?” 老者豁然睁眼,眉头大皱,低喝道:“怎么回事?” Immediately, the flying fish essence inquired oneself the situation of said that more listens, the brow of old man wrinkles deeply. 当即,飞鱼精把自己打听到的情况都说了一遍,越听,老者的眉头皱得越深。 Sacred Body of Karmic Virtue?” 功德圣体?” He lifted the hand to count hastily, deduced, was actually dense fog, was chaotic, calculates less than a wee bit news radically. 他连忙抬手掐指,推演了一番,却是一片迷雾,混乱不堪,根本算不到一丁点消息。 severing the connection between heaven and earth stops short, heavenly mystery is chaotic, the variable comes up in great numbers and from all sides, this most likely (80%) are Grand Tribulation!” 绝地天通突然中止,天机混乱,变数横生,这八成又是一场量劫!” The eye pupil of old man narrows the eyes slightly, above has none to explode flashes, my Monster Race has very big opportunity to rise in this Grand Tribulation! Was that octopus essence brain short circuit, others played a stringed musical instrument play a stringed musical instrument, what did it attack others to make? Unexpectedly touched Sacred Body of Karmic Virtue, went bad my important matter! Dies not injust!” 老者的眼眸微微眯起,其上有着精光爆闪,“我妖族有很大的机会在这一场量劫中重新崛起!那个章鱼精是不是脑子秀逗了,人家弹琴就弹琴,它去攻击别人做什么?居然触碰到了功德圣体,坏了我的大事!死得不冤!” His hesitation moment, is low and deep: Heavenly Palace is not simple, does not know that is hiding what method, can first put, the urgent matter we first conformed with Monster Race to be good.” 他沉吟片刻,低沉道:“天宫不简单啊,也不知藏着什么手段,可以先放一放,当务之急我们先整合妖族好了。” The flying fish fine opens the mouth said: old ancestor, Monster Race now is not peaceful, South Sea Dragon Race and Qilin Race are quite wild, have a big ambition, Phoenix and Nine Tailed Heavenly Fox, are leading an important goods monster, unexpectedly also presumptuously thinks to conform with Monster Race, what is strangest, even Dog Race started to conform, the one after another dog monster gathered together, does not know that the goal was anything, I felt that...... attempted really in a big way!” 飞鱼精开口道:“老祖,妖族现在也不太平,南海龙族麒麟一族都比较猖狂,有着不小的野心,还有凤凰九尾天狐,带领着一大帮妖怪,居然也妄想着整合妖族,最为奇怪的是,连狗族都开始整合了,一只只狗妖聚首,不知道目的是什么,我感觉……所图甚大!” Dog Race?” 狗族?” The old men coldly smile, the tone disdains, „, after Great Tribulation, Vast Desolate powerhouse is dormant entirely, shunning the world, really cannot clearly recognize itself, what monsters and freaks dare to come out to lord it over?” 老者冷冷一笑,语气不屑,“哼,大劫之后,洪荒大能统统蛰伏,避世不出,真是认不清自己,什么牛鬼蛇神都敢出来称王称霸了?”
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