IACB :: Volume #4

#399: Sea trouble, slap one's face until it's swollen in an effort to look imposing


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Was being lifted? 被人抬着来的? Li Nianfan and Jade Emperor all stare, later walks together outward. 念凡玉帝俱是一愣,随后一同向外走去。 Li Nianfan first thinking was internal fight of Sea Clan and started, is it possible that was South Sea Sea Clan has with that what Dragon Soul Bead cultivation, came knocking on the door? 念凡第一个想到的就是海族的内斗又开始了,莫非是南海海族用那什么龙魂珠修炼有成,打上门来了? This possibility is enormous, the Ao Cheng big probability is a side of suffering a loss. 这种可能性还是极大的,敖成大概率是吃亏的一方。 During the thinking, has followed Jade Emperor to arrive at Soaring Firmament Treasure Hall. 思索间,已然跟着玉帝来到了凌霄宝殿 In the palace, many Immortal came, is acting role that eats the melon people. 殿上,不少仙家都来了,扮演着吃瓜群众的角色。 Black and White Impermanence stands in the center of main hall, Ao Cheng stands by them, is actually under entire body perfect, ruddy complexion has the gloss, in the Ao Cheng’s under foot, Ao Yun lies down above a stretcher silently, the complexion becomes dark, the mouth is still spurting the blood, appearance that a severe wound is difficult to govern. 黑白无常站在大殿的中央,敖成站在他们旁边,却是全身上下完好无损,面色红润有光泽,不过在敖成的脚下,敖云默默地躺在一个担架之上,脸色发黑,嘴里还在汩汩的喷着鲜血,一副重伤难治的模样。 Ao Yun injured? 敖云又受伤了? Un? Why can I add? 嗯?我为什么要加个又? Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng......” Ao Yun is lying down, breath like a hairspring, is hoarse-voiced, seems to be using oneself final strength speech. 成兄,成兄……”敖云躺着,气若游丝,声音嘶哑,似乎在用自己最后的力气说话。 Ao Cheng immediately complexion one positive, said dignifiedly: Brother Yun, you said, I am listening, I have been accompanying you.” 敖成当即面色一正,凝重道:“云兄,你说,我听着呐,我一直陪着你呐。” Helps me leave, is breathing heavily to......” Ao Yun, aims at Black and White Impermanence, to their distant point, they defends by me, waits for me dead.” “帮我离,离……”敖云喘着粗气,指向身边的黑白无常,“离他们远点,他们守在我旁边,就等着我死呐。” Black and White Impermanence immediately vigilant fluttering far, made false accusations, is it possible that wants to blackmail us?” 黑白无常顿时警惕的飘远,“血口喷人,莫非想讹我们?” At this time, but must give to pull back the rhythm by Taibai Jinxing, with is reminding the people loudly, cough cough, Taibai Jinxing sees Your Majesty, Empress.” 此时,还得靠太白金星把节奏给拉回来,用大声提醒着众人,“,太白金星参见陛下,娘娘。” Black and White Impermanence and Ao Cheng also recover, respectful sound salutes saying: See Your Majesty, Empress.” 黑白无常敖成同时回过神来,恭声行礼道:“参见陛下,娘娘。” Then sees Li Nianfan, salutes to say with a smile: Young Master Li.” 接着看到李念凡,笑着行礼道:“李公子。” Nearby, the pupil of Giant God stares fiercely, reprimanded: What attitude? This is our Sage Monarch of Karmic Virtue, impolite, called Sage Monarch quickly!” 一旁,巨灵神的瞳孔猛地一瞪,斥道:“什么态度?这是我们的功德圣君,没大没小,快叫圣君!” Regarding the performance of Giant God, Li Nianfan is very satisfied, the one-man show often does not have the meaning, needs a supporting speaker. 对于巨灵神的表现,李念凡还是很满意的,独角戏往往是没有意思的,需要一个捧哏。 Giant God the wave is very proper, prepared a very perfect ground for own presence. 巨灵神的这一波就很到位,为自己的出场做了一个非常完美的铺垫。 He shows a faint smile, said indifferently: Oh ~ was the old friends, might as well, Sage Monarch of Karmic Virtue was some unwarranted reputations.” 他微微一笑,无所谓道:“唉~都是老朋友了,无妨,功德圣君不过都是些虚名罢了。” At the same time saying, he seemingly optional waving, immediately, karmic virtue golden light, they wraps Black and White Impermanence, like immersion in golden mountain stream general, karmic virtue reward under. 一边说着,他貌似随意的一挥手,当即,就有一阵功德金光,将黑白无常他们包裹,如同浸泡在金色的溪水中一般,一道道功德赏赐而下。 Black and White Impermanence and Ao Cheng Ao Yun stares, shocks in the extreme, was pounded unexpected by this pleasant surprise, following is wild with joy, accepts hastily. 黑白无常敖成敖云同是一愣,震惊到无以复加,又被这惊喜砸得猝不及防,不过随之而来的便是狂喜,连忙接受。 Also some puzzled, karmic virtue Saint...... Sage Monarch?” 也有些许困惑,“功德圣……圣君?” Li Nianfan along with tastes: Became Sage Monarch of Karmic Virtue, I had actually ability that provides karmic virtue, actually is also an interesting small method.” 念凡随口道:“成了功德圣君,我倒是有了发放功德能力,却也算是一个有趣的小手段。” Is this small method? 这是小手段? Black and White Impermanence and Ao Cheng’s heart bang bang jumps, the shock is also good, the awe, has doubts anything one side puts entirely, licking was right, this operates me to be ripe! 黑白无常敖成的心头砰砰直跳,震惊也好,敬畏也罢,疑惑什么的统统放一边,舔就对了,这操作我熟啊! Immediately complexion one positive, to Li Nianfan respectful bows to salute, the tone said sincerely: Thank rewarding of Sage Monarch, before we were ignorant, but also asked Sage Monarch do not blame.” 当即面色一正,对着李念凡恭恭敬敬的鞠躬行礼,语气诚挚道:“感谢圣君的赏赐,之前我们无知,还请圣君不要怪罪。” Quickly, holds me to get up.” “快,扶我起来。” Lay down starts to struggle in ground Ao Yun, I can also salute to Sage Monarch.” 躺在地上的敖云开始挣扎了,“我还能给圣君行礼。” Ok, was the old friends, do not put in order these empty.” Li Nianfan laughs, then said: You reconstruct Heavenly Palace to be active with us together, karmic virtue that in addition you usually accumulate, this is you earned, I make the favor done at little or no cost.” “行了,都是老相识了,不要整这些虚的。”李念凡哈哈一笑,接着道:“你们跟我们一起重建天宫有功,加上你们平时积累的功德,这本来就是你们自己应得的,我不过是做个顺水人情罢了。” Sage Monarch atmosphere.” 圣君大气。” Sage Monarch is bright.” 圣君敞亮。” Saw that Black and White Impermanence and Ao Cheng are inspiring, a preparation pats the flattery appearance greatly, Li Nianfan stops hastily, hurried to say the proper business.” 眼看着黑白无常敖成正在吸气,一副准备大拍马屁的模样,李念凡连忙制止,“还是赶紧说正事吧。” They then took back embarrasedly had soon overflowed flattery of corners of the mouth. 他们这才讪讪的收回了已经快要溢出嘴角的马屁 Your Majesty, asking Your Majesty to take responsibility for us!” 陛下,求陛下为我们做主啊!” The Ao Cheng half step two steps, with just acted like a different person forward simply, this flash, even the tears wind, opened the mouth to say unexpectedly: My brother Ao Yun, was commanding the west sea sea area, when west sea was destroyed lives on dishonorably by luck, recently his injury was good gradually, this desire west sea has a look, who knows...... west sea actually to be seized by Evil Flood Dragon, not only that but also its wound this appearance, if not the Brother Yun escape time is high, was killed by it!” 敖成快步向前两步,跟刚刚简直判若两人,这一瞬间,居然连眼泪都飙了出来,开口道:“我兄弟敖云,原本统领着西海的海域,在西海被毁时侥幸苟活,最近他伤势渐好,本欲回西海看看,谁知……西海却已被恶蛟占领,不仅如此,还将其伤成这副模样,若非云兄逃命功夫高,就被其打杀了!” -” Ao Yun is swallowing in that the one side makes an effort, as if had also supplemented. -”敖云在一旁用力的咽着,似乎还有所补充。 Right, not bad.” Ao Cheng comprehended its meaning, is filled with righteous indignation saying: They...... implanted Brother Yun within the body Dragon Devouring Gu unexpectedly unexpectedly, this is in Brother Yun second time this was poisonous, he too miserable......” “对对,不错。”敖成领悟了其意思,义愤填膺道:“它们居然……居然又将噬龙蛊种入了云兄的体内,这已经是云兄第二次中此毒了,他太惨了……” Trivial does Evil Flood Dragon dare unexpectedly so wildly?” A Jade Emperor brow wrinkle, opens the mouth to say fiercely: So the disaster, Ao Cheng can dear courtier have to subside?” “区区恶蛟居然胆敢如此猖狂?”玉帝的眉头猛地一皱,开口道:“如此祸事,敖成爱卿可有去平息?” On the Ao Cheng’s face flashes through an awkward color, opens the mouth saying: According to Brother Yun, this Evil Flood Dragon ambush in the seabed, dived to cultivate/repair did not know many years, has the supreme treasure approaching body, but also has also several Great Monster as well as innumerable Little Monster follows, perhaps non- Great Principle cannot the enemy, on my then Heavenly Palace come, asking Your Majesty to help my Sea Clan draws monster.” 敖成的脸上闪过一丝尴尬之色,开口道:“据云兄所说,这恶蛟潜伏于海底,潜修了不知多少年,又有着至宝傍身,还有着还几只大妖以及无数小妖追随,恐怕非大罗不可敌也,我这才上天宫来,请陛下助我海族妖。” This disaster naturally may not remain!” The Jade Emperor complexion is calm and dignified, the tone is assured, but the innermost feelings somewhat lack self-confidence. “此祸患自然是不可留的!”玉帝的面色沉着而威严,语气笃定,不过内心有些没底。 At present, my Heavenly Palace Great Principle realm’s Heavenly General quantity seems like zero, besides oneself with Queen Mother cultivation base good, mostly is also one group of civil officials, obviously does not have the means to go to battle. 目前而言,我天宫大罗境界的天将数量似乎是零啊,除了自己跟王母修为不俗外,大多还都是一群文官,显然是没办法出征的。 He looks to Black and White Impermanence, opens the mouth saying: Hell should live in peace with each other.” 他看向黑白无常,开口道:“地府应该相安无事吧。” Black Impermanence opens the mouth saying: Returns to Your Majesty, the Minghe(Underworld River) rebellion, once for a while has Asura Race to cause trouble, moreover mortal world everywhere, often has the evil spirit born, my Hell...... is short of manpower!” 黑无常开口道:“回陛下,冥河暴动,时不时有着修罗一族闹事,而且凡间四处,时常有着恶灵诞生,我地府……缺人啊!” Black Impermanence complained, White Impermanence then put forward the request saying: Your Majesty, we hope that Heavenly Palace can borrow some manpower to us.” 黑无常诉苦,白无常则是接着提要求道:“陛下,我们希望天宫能够借一部分人手给我们。” „?” The Jade Emperor sound raises suddenly, indicates that this matter is absolutely impossible. “借人?”玉帝的声音陡然拔高,预示着此事绝无可能。 Good, he was just still planning toward Dragon Race and Hell, this saying has not said with enough time, others first said actually. 好嘛,他刚刚还在计划着向着龙族地府借人呐,这话还没来得及说出口,人家倒是先提出来了。 Li Nianfan showed the smile just as expected in the one side. 念凡则是在一旁露出了果然不出所料的笑容。 You also saw, the west sea monster contracts, my Heavenly Palace chooses a person, this matter does not do to raise again.” “你也看到了,西海妖患在前,我天宫正是用人之际,此事休要再提。” Jade Emperor beckons with the hand, then said: Hell for the home to return to of all living things death, was abundance of capable people, but must make the best use of the time, enriched the nether world much.” 玉帝摆了摆手,接着道:“地府为众生死亡之归宿,人才济济,还得抓紧时间,多多充实阴司才是啊。” Nearby Ao Cheng is opens the mouth saying: Does not know Your Majesty, when prepares to dispatch troops?” 一旁的敖成则是开口道:“不知陛下,准备什么时候出兵?” Copes with trivial Evil Flood Dragon, three days time entire soldier is enough!” The Jade Emperor direction landscape, is powerful, then said: Haughty dear courtier goes back a soldier is, at the appointed time my Heavenly Soldier converged with your Sea Clan, decides however must extinguish Evil Flood Dragon at one fell swoop!” “对付区区恶蛟罢了,三日时间整兵足以!”玉帝指点江山,气势十足,接着道:“敖爱卿回去点兵便是,届时我天兵与你们海族汇合,定然要一举灭了恶蛟!” Li Nianfan silently looks at slap one's face until it's swollen in an effort to look imposing Jade Emperor, without speech. 念凡默默的看着打肿脸充胖子玉帝,没有说话。 Let alone three days, 30 days had no way to prepare. 别说三天了,三十天都没法准备。 The Heavenly Palace anything situation he is naturally clear, let alone Heavenly General, Heavenly Soldier did not have many, this takes to go to battle. 天宫什么情况他自然清楚,别说天将了,就连天兵也没有多少,这拿头去出征啊。 If solemn Heavenly Palace only leads squad troops, that was too funny. 若堂堂天宫就只带着一小队人马,那就太搞笑了。 However...... he can understand Jade Emperor this time idea. 不过……他能理解玉帝此时的想法。 Heavenly Palace stood to have this difficult problem initially, he cannot display extremely in the helplessness, particularly in front of Dragon Race and Hell, he must stand firm the Heavenly Palace’s image. 天宫初立就遭遇到了这种难题,他不能表现得太过于无奈,尤其是在龙族地府面前,他必须得稳住天宫的形象。 Ao Cheng does not doubt him, immediately said excitedly: Good, old minister this goes back to prepare, decides however must avenge a grievance for Brother Yun!” 敖成不疑有他,当即激动道:“好,老臣这就回去准备,定然要为云兄报仇雪恨!” The words finish, he lifts Ao Yun, then preparation in high spirits leaves. 话毕,他抬起敖云,便兴冲冲的准备离开。 !” Ao Yun fierce is struggling, erupts the seeking livehood desire, excited is breathing heavily the gas channel/angrily said: Brother Cheng, I, save me!” !”敖云剧烈的挣扎着,爆发出求生欲,激动的喘着气道:“成兄,我,救我啊!” Right, almost forgot the proper business.” “对了,差点忘了正事。” Ao Cheng puts down the stretcher, is arching to Li Nianfan said submissively: Also asked Lord Sage Monarch to be able such as previous time...... to treat and cure Brother Yun like that.” 敖成重新放下担架,对着李念凡拱了拱手道:“还请圣君大人能够如上次那般……救治云兄一下。” Can roast with the fire?” “又得用火烤?” Li Nianfan looks that Ao Cheng that did not have the arm that is long, cannot help but revealed the color of sympathy, was too miserable, life is full of frustrations. 念凡看着敖成那条还没长出来的手臂,不由得露出了同情之色,太惨了,命途多舛啊。 Which spot this time prepares to choose?” “这次准备选择哪个部位?” Obviously Ao Yun on the road passed through careful and deep consideration, the complexion became flushed, as if in making an effort to be suppressing anything, with , behind his buttocks fled a tail, because of injured, but the worn out peak drew there. 显然敖云在来的路上就经过了深思熟虑,面色涨红,似乎在用力憋着什么,随着“噗”的一声,他的屁股后面窜出来一条尾巴,因为受伤,而有气无力的耸拉在那里。 A deep remorse of Ao Yun face, is sad: Hands and feet cannot be short again, roasts the tail......” 敖云一脸的沉痛,悲伤道:“手脚不能再少了,就烤尾巴吧……” Good.” Li Nianfan nods, the preparation takes out the seasoning. “好。”李念凡点头,就准备取出调料。 Wait.” Aperture that Ao Yun struggles, vigilant all around looks surrounds the eating melon people that trades no one's place, do not make others smell the fragrance, I want to keep an entire corpse to my tail......” “等等。”敖云挣扎的开口,警惕的看着四周围观的吃瓜群众,“换个没人的地方,不要让别人闻到香味,我想给我的尾巴留个全尸……” Next day. 翌日。 Li Nianfan stands in the Sage Monarch of Karmic Virtue Hall top garret, not at all enjoys the scenery, but looks Immortal that in Heavenly Palace is thrown into confusion. 念凡站在功德圣君殿的顶部阁楼上,并没有赏景,而是看着天宫中手忙脚乱的各位仙家 For preparation, this group of people were also bustle about, no matter what position, were sent to distribute the circular entirely, flickered some people to join Heavenly Palace as far as possible. 为了备战,这群人也是忙碌开了,不管是什么职位,统统被派出去发传单,尽量多忽悠一些人加入天宫 Giant God is drilling limited Heavenly Soldier, earnest preparation. 巨灵神则是在操练着有限的天兵,认真的准备。 At this moment, Li Nianfan sees Jade Emperor to come toward oneself here, then went down the building. 就在这时,李念凡玉帝向着自己这里过来,便走下了楼。 Li Nianfan is saying with a smile: „Did Your Majesty, how prepare?” 念凡笑着道:“陛下,准备得如何了?” Yeah, does not raise.” Jade Emperor beckons with the hand, heaves a deep sigh, so far, my Heavenly Palace’s Heavenly General only remains Giant God, but is only Supreme Unity Golden Immortal, Golden Immortal actually seven, Heavenly Immortal and True Immortal Realm’s add 500 numbers.” “哎,不提了。”玉帝摆了摆手,长叹一声,“目前为止,我天宫的天将只剩一个巨灵神,不过仅是个太乙金仙,金仙倒是有七个,天仙真仙境界的加起来不过五百之数。” This data, he says, how poor. 这数据,他都说不出口,怎一个寒酸了得。 Li Nianfan comfort said: severing the connection between heaven and earth makes the cultivation difficulty greatly enhance, at this time is different ancient times, this data was also OK.” 念凡安慰道:“绝地天通修仙的难度大大提高,今时不同远古,这数据也还可以了。” Jade Emperor opens the mouth saying: Sage Monarch does not need to comfort me, responding my Heavenly Palace’s person was too few, now severing the connection between heaven and earth has passed, powerhouse will be only getting more and more, this war must show my Heavenly Palace’s momentum!” 玉帝开口道:“圣君不用安慰我,响应我天宫的人还是太少了,如今绝地天通已经过去,大能只会越来越多,这一战必须得打出我天宫的气势!” , He then said: Is open about the facts Sage Monarch, in view of this matter, the countermeasure I have thought.” 顿了顿,他接着道:“不瞒圣君,针对此事,对策我已经想好了。” Li Nianfan gawked. 念凡愣了一下。 Actually sees, Jade Emperor secret technique directed, to branch out own wisp of divine sense, later, the light of rich magic power started to past toward that wisp of divine sense from Jade Emperor body, under ray sparkle, gradual condensed a human form. 却见,玉帝法诀一引,分出了自己的一缕神识,随后,浓郁的法力之光开始从玉帝身上向着那缕神识流转,在光芒闪耀之下,逐渐的凝聚出一个人形。 With one stuffy, Jade Emperor complexion slightly one white, that person of advantage of terrain changed into a strange middle-aged man, sits cross-legged to sit in front of Li Nianfan’s. 伴随着一声闷哼,玉帝的脸色微微一白,那人形便化为了一位陌生的中年男子,盘膝坐在李念凡的面前。
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