IACB :: Volume #4

#389: You possibly have anything to misunderstand to the performance


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The body of Great Demon King draws back backward, the complexion sinks, vigilant shaking the head said: Is impossible! This spear/gun is the base of my Demon Race, never external loan!” 大魔王的身子向后一退,面色一沉,警惕的摇头道:“不可能!此枪是我魔族之基,从不外借!” The red skirt female shows a faint smile, opens the mouth saying: Your this saying was past Demon Lord said that Demon Lord dies now, taking advantage of did not borrow is you decides, moreover...... may be good taking advantage of the spear/gun to your me.” 红裙女子微微一笑,开口道:“你这话是当年魔主说的,如今魔主死了,借不借是你说了算,而且……借枪对你我可都有好处。” The Great Demon King tone brings firmly, wants me, similarly does not borrow!” 大魔王的语气带着坚定,“要我来说,同样不借!” His brow wrinkles, the innermost feelings cannot help but sighed, somewhat could not make up mind actually. 他的眉头皱起,内心不由得一叹,实则有些拿不定主意。 At this time manifested an importance of good leadership, in the past Demon Lord, no matter Asura Race said anything, Demon Lord can the sporty decline, Sir Demon God fall into the deep sleep not to wake up directly after all, cannot make Asura Race seize the chance to expand. 此时就体现出一个好领导的重要性了,当年魔主在时,不管阿修罗一族说什么,魔主可以直接底气十足的回绝,毕竟魔神大人一直陷入了沉睡没有醒来,不能让阿修罗一族趁机壮大。 However now...... the situation became too quick, key Demon Lord walked was extremely was really towering, last words had not confessed with enough time, was really difficult to do. 然而现在……局势变得太快了,关键魔主走的着实是太过于突兀了,连个遗言都没来得及交代,着实让人难搞啊。 Lord Demon King, the present situation is very disadvantageous to your Demon Race!” 魔王大人,如今的局势对你们魔族很不利啊!” The red skirt female giggle smiles, opens the mouth saying: Originally, Buddhism perishes, Demon Cult should make use, however waited till today with great difficulty, presented numerous accidents for no reason, ran into a wall one after another did not say, even Demon Lord died from some unknown cause, you this way, what can also make?” 红裙女子咯咯一笑,开口道:“本来,佛教灭亡,魔教应该趁势而起,然而好不容易等到了今天,却无端出现了众多的变故,接连碰壁不说,连魔主都死得不明不白,你们再这样下去,还能做什么?” A few words, asked Great Demon King to be dumbfounded. 一句话,问得大魔王哑口无言。 The red skirt female sees Great Demon King not to speak , to continue saying: Therefore...... might as well lend our Ashura Murdering God Spear , helping our Master break open the seal, reverses the present change in situation, hello/you good, I am also good.” 红裙女子见大魔王不说话,继续道:“所以……不如把弑神枪借给我们阿修罗,助我们主人破开封印,扭转如今的变局,你好,我也好。” Great Demon King reveals the hesitant color, „does your Master difficulty-relief, what advantage have to our Demon Race?” 大魔王露出犹豫之色,“你们主人脱困,对我们魔族有什么好处?” My Family Lord person also calculates to be known as the origin with your Sir Demon God, as long as you meet, will definitely lend a hand 12, moreover person who...... your Demon Race cannot deal with now, only then we can cope!” “我家主人跟你们魔神大人也算素有渊源,你们但凡遇到了事,肯定会帮衬一二,而且……如今你们魔族对付不了的人,只有我们能对付!” The red skirt female, then said: Actually this is the best way at present, your back may have Sir Demon God, feared that we do cope with Demon Race?” 红裙女子顿了顿,接着道:“其实这是目前最好的办法,你们背后可有魔神大人,难道还怕我们对付魔族?” Great Demon King brain one group of starch, the intention racing, nods to say finally: Good, you also said are reasonable! However I want you to help me teach Qilin Race!” 大魔王的脑子一团浆糊,心念急转,最终点头道:“好,你说得也有道理!不过我要你们帮我去教训麒麟一族一顿!” At this time the Demon Race weak trend, he is also big to the Qilin Race opinion, has no alternative. 此时魔族弱势,他又对麒麟一族意见不小,也别无选择。 The red skirt female naturally is full mouth complies, said impatiently: Giggle, nature no problem, spear/gun where?” 红裙女子自然是满口答应,迫不及待道:“咯咯咯,自然没问题,枪在哪里?” Is important, you come along with me.” “事关重大,你随我来吧。” ...... …… Next day. 翌日。 The temperate sunlight found out the head from the cloud layer, scatters the darkness, the light sprinkles mortal world. 温和的阳光从云层中探出了头,将黑暗驱散,光明洒落凡间 , Zi Ye visits early, inviting Li Nianfan to go to visit the preparatory work of annual meeting. 早早的,紫叶就来拜访,邀请李念凡前去参观年会的准备工作。 The selected location of annual meeting is located in the Falling Immortal City east entrance continuously toward east, here open area many and is very big, when Li Nianfan arrival, here had been tidied up obviously, the road surface has become clean smooth, moreover gathered many acquaintances, is rehearsing orderly. 年会的选址位于落仙城的东门口一直往东,这里空地很多而且很大,当李念凡到来时,这里显然已经被收拾了一番,路面已经变得干净平整,而且聚集了很多的熟人,都在有序的排练着。 Saw that Li Nianfan comes, all comes up to hit move of hastily. 见到李念凡过来,俱是连忙上来打着招 Cheng Yi hands over a gold foil, above is printing the neat handwriting, Young Master Li, according to your meaning, I specially the lists of some programs enumerating above.” 橙衣则是递过来一张金箔纸,其上印着工整的字迹,“李公子,按照您的意思,我特意把一些节目的名单给列举在了上面。” Li Nianfan curious looks at the playbill above content, others are the heart slightly tightly, are paying attention to the Li Nianfan’s expression intensely, the program that for fear that oneself prepares does not enter the expert’s discernment. 念凡好奇的看着节目单上面的内容,其他人则是心头微紧,紧张的关注着李念凡的表情,生怕自己这边准备的节目不入高人的法眼。 The quantity of program are not many, altogether also eight, but Li Nianfan knows, finally the ninth next to last act drama. 节目的数量不算多,一共也就八个,不过李念凡知道,最后还有第九个压轴大戏。 „The first program...... Sea Clan three handsome dancer's postures.” Li Nianfan looks to Ao Cheng, is saying with a smile: Old Ao, this is the program that you prepare.” “第一个节目……海族三美秀舞姿。”李念凡看向敖成,笑着道:“敖老,这是你们准备的节目吧。” Cannot hide the truth from Young Master Li, is we.” Ao Cheng responded to one with a smile, then said: I led the actors of performance, now can the program demonstrate that looked to Young Master Li.” “瞒不过李公子,正是我们。”敖成笑着回应了一声,接着道:“我把表演的演员都带过来了,现在就能把节目展示给李公子看。” He beckons, twenty silhouette then slightly run over, uniform is the Sea Clan female, the appearance extremely fine beautiful, obviously can also be called in Sea Clan is one in a ten thousand, on their faces all has the disturbed color, knows own this was to the big shot examination stage, anxious. 他一招手,二十几道身影便小跑了过来,清一色都是海族女子,模样极为的精致美丽,显然在海族中也称得上是万里挑一的,她们的脸上俱是带着忐忑之色,知道自己这是到了大人物的审批阶段,紧张得不行。 Ao Cheng said dignifiedly: You attentively, well dance demonstrating.” 敖成凝重道:“你们用心点,好好的把舞蹈给演示一遍。” Immediately, twenty Sea Clan females then exhibited the formation, starts to dance. 当即,二十几名海族女子便摆开了阵型,开始跳舞。 Three the Sea Clan females of different races, the style is also different, but the stature is actually excellent, the dancer's posture seduces cleverly, in addition the body clothes are few, really eyes cannot take it all, really worthily the names of Sea Clan three beautiful. 三种不同种族的海族女子,风格也不尽相同,不过身材却都是极好,舞姿灵巧而诱惑,再加上身上的衣服很少,着实让人目不暇接,真不愧海族三美之名。 Has saying that the dance of this lineup, where no matter places, that can be called absolutely is ultimate weapon, if appears in the Li Nianfan’s previous generation, without a doubt, can absolutely the initiation network. 不得不说,这种阵容的舞蹈,不管放在哪里,那绝对都称得上是大杀器,若是出现在李念凡的前世,毋庸置疑,绝对能引爆网络。 However...... Li Nianfan actually frowns. 不过……李念凡却是皱起了眉头。 However he has not opened the mouth, when continuously the dance ended, this said: Old Ao, I thought that your program is somewhat improper.” 不过他没开口,一直等到舞蹈结束,这才道:“敖老,我觉得你这个节目有些不妥。” The Ao Cheng’s complexion concentrates immediately, including hastily said: Where is Young Master Li to unsatisfied? Also or is unsatisfied about somebody?” 敖成的脸色顿时一凝,连忙道:“李公子可是对什么地方不满意?亦或者对某个人不满意?” Program is the good program, the person is also a beautiful woman, but situation some are not suitable.” “节目是好节目,人也都是美人,不过场合有些不适合。” Li Nianfan, opened the mouth saying: Your this performances, should stress on demonstrating the Sea Clan imposing manner, rather than to flatter anyone, I thought that can change to the Sea Clan general mobilization, demonstrates gently beautiful at the same time, must show firm.” 念凡顿了顿,开口道:“你们这个表演,应该侧重于展示海族的气势,而不是为了讨好谁,我觉得可以改成海族总动员,展示柔美的同时,也要彰显出阳刚。” This program public show, straightforward, was somewhat vulgar, Li Nianfan thought that what Ao Cheng to performing possibly has to misunderstand, by this abundant eyeball, can be likable? 这个节目公开表演,直白来讲,有些低俗了,李念凡觉得敖成对表演可能存在什么误解,靠这个博眼球,就能让人喜欢吗? Ao Cheng guaranteed immediately, Young Master Li felt relieved, I improve certainly.” 敖成当即保证,“李公子放心,我一定改进。” „The second program, zither song «High Mountain and Running Water».” “第二个节目,琴曲《高山流水》。” „The third program, the water and fire spars to perform.” “第三个节目,水火斗法表演。” Then, Li Nianfan basis playbill, watched the program entirely, occasionally puts on the suggestion. 接下来,李念凡根据节目单,把节目统统看了一遍,偶尔提上一些建议。 Actually, these programs regarding entertainment industry deficient Cultivation World, particularly regarding the mortal, simply are impeccable, each sufficiently impressive, only if similar to Ao Cheng such, the mistake on direction, Li Nianfan does not need to say what opinion generally. 其实,这些节目对于娱乐业匮乏的修仙界,尤其是对于凡人来说,简直就是无可挑剔,每一个都足以让人惊叹,除非是类似于敖成那样,方向上的错误,一般李念凡也不需要说什么意见。 At this moment, the Falling Immortal City direction, actually floated counted silhouette, what lead was Black and White Impermanence, an appearance hurriedly. 就在这时,落仙城方向,却是飘来了数道身影,领头的是黑白无常,一副急匆匆的模样。 Young Master Li and Your Majesty, Empress.” 李公子陛下,娘娘。” Black and White Impermanence arrives at the near, comes straight to the point to say directly: You do the annual meeting such serious matter not to know together meets our one, if not Falling Immortal City City God informs, perhaps we missed.” 黑白无常来到近前,直接开门见山道:“你们一起搞年会这么重大的事情怎么也不知会我们一声,若非落仙城城隍告知,我们恐怕就错过了。” White Impermanence leaned the body, opened the mouth a introduced: Young Master Li, how do you look at us behind this batch of ghosts? Each one can sing and dance well, we were knowing that the news the earliest possible time, screens hastily, in the performance list, must have our one.” 白无常侧开了身子,开口介绍道:“李公子,你看我们身后这批鬼魂如何?个个都是能歌善舞,我们在得知消息的第一时间,就连忙筛选出来的,表演名单上,得有我们一份。” Li Nianfan looked at that crowd to look pale, female ghost of soul condition, could not bear the forced smile say: white brother, person ghost different way, this matter...... improper, really does not have the means.” 念凡看了看那群面色苍白,灵魂状态的女鬼,忍不住苦笑道:“白兄,人鬼殊途,此事……不妥,实在是没办法。” This audience, mortal, but are many, the ghost is willing to dance to the mortal looked, as long as does the person dare to look? 这次观众,凡人可是不少的,鬼魂肯跳舞给凡人看,但凡人敢看吗? Thinks to let person to terrify. 想想都让人瘆得慌。 Young Master Li, first leaves anxiously the rejection, our Hell ghost is also very versatile.” Black Impermanence recovers hastily , to promote a ghost saying: Performs one to pick a technique to Young Master Li.” 李公子,先别急着拒绝啊,我们地府的鬼魂也是非常多才多艺的。”黑无常连忙补救,推出一名鬼魂道:“给李公子表演一个摘头术。” That ghost without delay, lifts the hand taking down own head. 那鬼魂二话不说,抬手就把自己的脑袋给取了下来。 The bonus is Li Nianfan is experienced, at this time the chart is less against, also cannot help but had a scare. 饶是李念凡见多识广,此时图不及防之下,也不由得被吓了一跳。 Actually listens to Black Impermanence to continue saying: This, performance sticks out one's tongue.” 却听黑无常继续道:“还有这个,表演一个吐舌。” Immediately, stands a ghost, mouth, the scarlet tongue stretched out from the mouth directly, drags the ground. 当即,又站出来一个鬼魂,嘴巴一张,猩红的舌头直接从嘴里伸出,拖到了地上。 Black Impermanence somewhat is also pleased with oneself, how, is this program novel? Can draw the attention of everyone absolutely.” 黑无常还有些沾沾自喜,“怎么样,这节目新颖吧?绝对能让人眼前一亮。” Li Nianfan could not bear close the eye, did not endure to look straight ahead. 念凡忍不住闭上了眼睛,不忍直视。 My this is the performance, does not show the ghost piece. 我这是表演,可不是放映鬼片。 Jade Emperor sees Li Nianfan complexion is not right, waves hastily, drags away, hurries to drag away! This performance what is?” 玉帝见李念凡脸色不对,连忙挥手,“拖走,赶紧拖走!这表演的都是啥?” Black Impermanence is striving as before, „, if these are not good, we can also develop the improvement again, to the opportunity.” 黑无常依旧在争取,“若是这些不行,我们还可以再开发改进的,给个机会吧。” Li Nianfan opens the mouth saying: Did not have the opportunity, I thought that you misunderstanding to the performance possibly were much bigger than Old Ao, was inappropriate, was really inappropriate, this situation did not suit you.” 念凡开口道:“没机会了,我觉得你们对表演的误解可能比敖老还要大得多,不合适,着实不合适,这个场合不适合你们。” He worried that makes Hell participate, this time a mortal who watches the performance will be walked by a Hell wave band. 他担心让地府参与进来,这次观看表演的凡人会被地府一波带走。 Black and White Impermanence look cannot help but dark, in the heart sighed leisurely, felt oneself without can help expert, our ghost, inborn would have no to perform innate talent? 黑白无常的眼神不由得暗了下来,心中悠悠一叹,感觉自己没能帮到高人,难道我们鬼魂,天生就没有表演天赋吗? Actually at this time, the Li Nianfan’s heart actually moved slightly, opens the mouth saying: Your Majesty, Empress, I think suddenly, even if this annual meeting conducts again in a big way, still can only attract nearby mortal to watch at most is?” 却在这时,李念凡的心头却是微微一动,开口道:“陛下,娘娘,我突然想到,就算这次年会举办得再大,顶多也只能吸引附近的凡人过来观看是不是?” This point, Jade Emperor also quite helpless, truly is this.” 这一点,玉帝也颇为的无奈,“确实是这样。” Li Nianfan said: That whether to use magic power to install a television to each place, letting the people of other cities also to see?” 念凡道:“那是不是可以用法力给每个地方都装上一个电视机,让其他城池的人也能看到?” Television?” Jade Emperor and Queen Mother expressed that has not understood. “电视机?”玉帝王母表示没听懂。 Li Nianfan explained, our here performances, projects to other places simultaneously.” 念凡解释,“就是把我们这边的表演,同时投影到其他地方。” Jade Emperor and Queen Mother’s heart jumps immediately, a point passes, immediately opens new way of thinking, following, is wild with joy. 玉帝王母的心顿时一跳,一点就通,立刻打开了新思路,随之而来的,便是一阵狂喜。 Ok! By our magic power, can definitely achieve this point!” Jade Emperor smiled immediately, then laughs again, said excitedly: Then, omitted the too much time and times, can in a short time, most to believe that Heavenly Palace’s exists! Wonderful, was too wonderful! Owes I to have this magic power, unexpectedly this cannot even think.” “可以!以我们的法力,完全可以做到这一点!”玉帝当即就笑了,再接着是哈哈大笑,激动道:“如此一来,就省去了太多的时间和功夫了,可以在很短的时间内,让最多的人相信天宫的存在!妙,太妙了!亏我有这一身的法力,居然连这个都想不到。” Then, originally possibly the effect that takes hundred years to achieve, merely one achieved in the evening. 如此一来,原本可能需要百年时间才能达到的效果,仅仅一个晚上就做到了。 After all can only let 10,000 individual approvals, now makes 11 million people approve directly. 毕竟本来只能让一万个人认可,如今却是直接让百万千万人认可了。 Queen Mother is equally excited, said hastily sincerely: Young Master Li, your means to our Heavenly Palace were really important, thanks.” 王母同样激动,连忙诚挚道:“李公子,你这个办法对我们天宫真的是太重要了,谢谢。” Empress was polite, but is the word of speaking thoughtlessly.” 娘娘客气了,不过是随口之言罢了。” Li Nianfan shows a faint smile, I am also saw that in Hell the talent thinks, many places set up Town God's Temple after all now, projects through Town God's Temple, the effect is definitely good, perhaps but must trouble Hell.” 念凡微微一笑,“我也是见到地府中人才想到的,毕竟现在很多地方都设立有城隍庙,通过城隍庙来投影,效果肯定好,不过恐怕要麻烦地府了。” Black and White Impermanence transfers sad Weixi immediately, opens the mouth saying: „It is not troublesome, Young Master Li felt relieved, this matter wraps in our body.” 黑白无常顿时转悲为喜,开口道:“不麻烦,李公子放心,这件事包在我们身上。”
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