Li Nianfan gawked, „can your...... also revise at will?” 李念凡愣了一下,“你这……还能够随意修改？” Ox Head said modestly: „Only can slightly change, the nature is invariable, turns into the dog unable to achieve the pig.” 牛头谦虚道:“只能小改,性质不变,把猪变成狗还是做不到的。” Changed to the riches and honor in ordinary families the reincarnation others, do you manage this to call slightly to change? 把投胎于一个普通人家改成了富贵人家,你管这叫小改？ This the disparity between pig and dog is bigger than! 这比猪与狗之间的差距还要大吧！ Master who one crowd does not understand the sufferings of the people! 一群不了解民生疾苦的官老爷啊！ Right now Li Nianfan really must hold in high esteem to this administration of justice. 这下子李念凡对这个审判工作真的要刮目相看了。 If the work of this awesome, Ox Head and Horse Face also refused unexpectedly, this did make sense? 如此牛逼的工作,牛头和马面居然还推三阻四的,这像话吗？ Does not appreciate one's own good fortune, envies. 身在福中不知福啊,羡慕。 Li Nianfan really rejoiced, oneself relations with the Hell returns not bad, was not bad, the escape route is steady. 李念凡真的庆幸了,自己跟地府的关系还不错,是非常不错,后路稳了。 He very for a long time saw Abstain From Lust they not to open the mouth, in the foreheads had the light sadness, being worried about two characters wrote on the difference on the face, does not dare to say the words. 他见戒色他们已经很久没有开口了,眉宇间有淡淡的忧伤,就差把担心两个字写在脸上了,连话都不敢说。 Immediately the intention moves, opens the mouth saying: „Brother ox, you solid told me, will their three this, how sentence?” 顿时心念一动,开口道:“牛老哥,你老实告诉我,就他们三这样的,会怎么判？” „This......” “这个……” Ox Head looked at the Yue Tu three people, somewhat worried, said in a low voice: „They have two to slaughter innocents, refining up the soul illegally, may be the big crimes, possibly having no way reincarnation.” 牛头看了看月荼三人,有些犯难了,低声道:“他们有两个滥杀无辜,还有一个非法炼魂,可都是大罪啊,可能没法投胎。” The under meaning of having no way reincarnation, then wanted the eighteenth hell. 没法投胎的意思,便是要下十八层地狱了。 Yun Yiyi complexion one white, bitter and astringent smiles, opens the mouth saying: „Young Master Li, this is the girl punishment is deserved, does not need to ask favor.” 云依依的脸色一白,苦涩的一笑,开口道:“李公子,这是小女子罪有应得,不必求情的。” At this time, Abstain From Lust spoke, „this poor monk followed, has ability actually not to prevent, Miss Yun the causes and effects should in the head of this poor monk.” 这时,戒色发话了,“贫僧一路相随,有能力却并未阻止,云姑娘的这份因果理应记在贫僧的头上。” Saw that two people must perform the floral formula make a public display of affection oppressive dog, Li Nianfan spoke to break hastily, „cough cough, Brother ox, that...... whether to stretch the rules?” 眼看着两人就要上演花式秀恩爱虐狗了,李念凡连忙出言打断,“咳咳,牛老哥,那个……能否通融一下？” „Theoretically not.” The Ox Head opens the mouth, ‚theoretically’ these three characters have tasteful , listens to Ox Head thread of conversation one revolution, „, but, their three people, sets up Buddhism, an incarnation hell and to make up simultaneous/uniform Samsara, this is the big social ethics, outside law can intercede.” “理论上来说是不可以的。”牛头开口,‘理论上’这三个字是非常有讲究的,果然,就听牛头话锋一转,“不过,他们三人,一个设立佛教、一个化身地狱、一个补齐轮回,这都是大公德,法外可以讲情。” Li Nianfan smiled, „can intercede well!” 李念凡笑了,“能够讲情就好啊！” So-called interceding, this gadget is not controlling in the hand of Ox Head. 所谓的讲情,这玩意儿不就在牛头的手上控制着嘛。 Immediately, he pulled out the liquor bottle gourd, „huā huā huā” but actually one glass of liquor, „right, Brother ox, Brother horse, our first meeting, you may not taste me from the home-brew liquor, although cannot compare the so-called immortal liquor, but the flavor, tastes absolutely quickly.” 当即,他就掏出了酒葫芦,“哗哗哗”的倒了一杯酒,“对了,牛老哥,马老哥,我们初次见面,你们可还没尝过我自家酿的酒,虽然比不得所谓的仙酒,但是味道绝对还是可以的,快尝尝。” „Young Master Li, your may look on as an outsider, by our relations, needs to put in order these things?” Ox Head and on the Horse Face mouth is saying, the eye is actually staring is staring at that on the quilt, soon protruded. “李公子,你这可就见外了,以我们的关系,需要整这些身外之物吗？”牛头和马面嘴上说着,眼睛却是直勾勾的盯着那就被,都快要凸出来了。 After they recover, Black and White Impermanence may before them boast a lot expert how how, but mentioned that most, naturally is the expert’s good food with the good wine, wants precious hundred times compared with the so-called immortal reveal fine wine! 他们复苏后,黑白无常可没少在他们面前吹嘘高人多么多么的了得,而提到最多的,自然是高人的美食跟美酒,比起所谓的仙露琼浆都要珍贵百倍！ Often hears, is greedy Ox Head and Horse Face, saliva huā lā la flows, their other is not good, good this! 每每听到,都把牛头和马面馋得不行,口水哗啦啦流淌,他们其他的不好,就好这一口！ Is this expert’s good wine? 这就是高人的美酒吗？ Smelled the nose, un, is really fragrant! 嗅了嗅鼻子,嗯,真香！ Li Nianfan is saying with a smile: „Because does not look on as an outsider, please drink, you're welcome.” 李念凡笑着道:“正是因为不见外,才请你们喝酒的,别客气。” Ox Head Horse Face „gū dōng” swallowed saliva, „that we may actually be disrespectful.” 牛头马面“咕咚”一声吞咽了一口口水,“那我们可就却之不恭了。” The words finish, the impatient receiving wine glass, tossed down. 话毕,就迫不及待的接过酒杯,一饮而尽。 „-” “啊-” The nice wine, seriously is the nice wine! 好酒,当真是好酒啊！ They pounded a mouth, not only the flavor was beautiful, was of great help to cultivation base, this liquor...... did not seem like world to have simply. 他们砸吧了一下嘴巴,不仅仅味道绝美,对修为更是大有裨益,此酒……简直不像是世间所能拥有的。 In the heart of Ox Head Horse Face surged immediately with many ramifications, rises dramatically to the expert’s respect, cannot think of now, not only got out of trouble, can taste to so the god liquor, so the good fortune has a dream simply cannot think. 牛头马面的心中顿时涌起了千头万绪,对高人的敬仰飙升,想不到如今自己不仅脱困了,更是能品尝到如此神酒,这般造化简直就是做梦都不敢想的啊。 Li Nianfan takes the liquor bottle gourd, shows a faint smile, „come come come, drinks up this cup also to have one cup.” 李念凡拿着酒葫芦,微微一笑,“来来来,喝完这一杯还有一杯。” He gives certainly Ox Head Horse Face to drink incessantly, Black and White Impermanence they may still in side, naturally also probably have, together with is here Ghost Messenger that is responsible for guarding, divided one glass of liquor. 他当然不止给牛头马面喝酒,黑白无常他们可还在旁边,自然也少不了,就连同是这边负责守卫的鬼差,也都分到了一杯酒。 The eyes of these Ghost Messenger in had looked toward here, originally thinks that can also smell the wine to enjoy the nose addiction, cannot think that unexpectedly can also mix one glass of liquor to drink, immediately feels extremely flattered, expressed gratitude again and again. 这些鬼差的眼睛早就在向着这边瞄了,本来以为也就能闻一闻酒香过过鼻瘾,想不到居然还能混一杯酒喝,顿时受宠若惊,连连道谢。 As for soul of such a pile of lining up, somewhat was miserable, can only look eagerly. 至于那么一堆排队的灵魂,就有些惨了,只能眼巴巴的看着。 At this moment, protest that an old man blurted out: „Why we? To one drop also good.” 就在这时,一名老者脱口而出的抗议道:“为什么我们没有？给一滴也行啊。” „yí?” “咦？” Ox Head gawked, „this old man's mentality can also be so clear unexpectedly, what's the matter?” 牛头愣了一下,“这老头的思路居然还能如此清晰,怎么回事？” Horse Face waves, „looks like the intelligence quotient also to retain, drags, bestows one bowl of Grandma Meng's Soup again.” 马面挥了挥手,“看来智商还有所保留,拖出去,再赐一碗孟婆汤。” The people enjoyed a grand feast of grape good wine, immediately the mood becomes joyful. 众人享受了一番葡萄美酒的盛宴,顿时心情都变得愉悦起来。 On the good face of Ox Head raised two lump of red, happily pats the chest saying: „Young Master Li, these three people are your friend, that is my Ox Head friend, my old ox other skill does not have, braves grave dangers and makes great sacrifices to be an expert for the friend, this matter wrapped in my body!” 牛头的牛脸上升起了两股坨红,乐呵呵的拍着胸膛道:“李公子,这三人是你的朋友,那就是我牛头的朋友,我老牛别的本事没有,为朋友两肋插刀在行,这事包在我身上了！” Immediately, he lifts the hand to wield, on Book of Life and Death exuded the glimmer. 当即,他抬手一挥,生死簿上泛起了微光。 First what appears is Yue Tu. 先出现的是月荼。 „Demon Race, the murder are countless, guilty of the most heinous crime, when infiltrates the 16 th hell, sentences 3,000 years, the reentry pig embryo.” “魔族,杀人无数,罪大恶极,当打入第十六层地狱,判三千年,再入猪胎。” This was terrifying, must suffer hardship 3,000 years in the 16 th hell, then must infiltrate the pig embryo. 这就恐怖了,要在第十六层地狱受罪三千年,然后还要打入猪胎。 „Minor matter.” Ox Head shows a faint smile, rinsed rinsing in the mouth the writing brush, then started to write. “小事。”牛头微微一笑,把毛笔在嘴里涮了涮,便开始落笔了。 „Read him to comprehend at a glance, founds Buddhism, led the person to do good deeds, has good, because, suggested to exempt the hell penalty temporarily, waits will observe in the future.” “念其幡然悔悟,开创佛教,导人向善,结下善因,建议暂时免去地狱刑罚,留待日后观察。” Ox Head scratched Ox Head, opens the mouth saying: „Young Master Li, the hell exempted, but enters the Samsara words, must have been through repeatedly ninth to be dehumanizing, moreover not necessarily is the person.” 牛头挠了挠牛头,开口道:“李公子,地狱是免了,但是入轮回的话,恐怕要历经九世凄苦了,而且不一定就是人。” „Really yes many thanks.” The Yue Tu sincere opens the mouth, said: „Whether to make me throw the man.” “实在是多谢。”月荼诚挚的开口,顿了顿道:“可否让我投男儿身。” It seems like that she was also counting on next life is the monk again. 看来,她还指望着来世再做和尚。 „ha ha ha, this simplest.” Ox Head shows a faint smile, is inscribing the parentheses finally, the male, male and Duke. “哈哈哈,这个最简单。”牛头微微一笑,在最后写上括弧,男、雄、公。 Received to arrive at Abstain From Lust and Yun Yiyi, two people complexions somewhat were immediately intense. 接下来到了戒色和云依依,两人的脸色顿时有些紧张。 Unsurprisingly, their crimes also achieved the level of entering the hell, but is lighter than Yue Tu. 不出意外,他俩的罪同样达到了入地狱的水准,不过比月荼轻不少。 Ox Head smiled, „you two are easier to do, moreover has the obligation in my Hell, piece of cake.” 牛头笑了,“你们两个更好办,而且于我地府还有大恩,小菜一碟。” Yun Yiyi anticipates saying: „Can arrange me with the monk is the couple?” 云依依期待道:“可以安排我跟和尚是夫妻吗？” Ox Head said: „Can actually, but you, since is guilty, perhaps will be destined to have a big setback.” 牛头道:“可以倒是可以,不过你们既然有罪,命中注定恐怕会有不小的挫折。” Li Nianfan is saying with a smile: „Setback is indifferent, the final result is good becomes.” 李念凡笑着道:“挫折无所谓,最终的结局是好的就成。” Ox Head saw Li Nianfan to speak, naturally cannot say anything, the mouth is rinsing the writing brush, „this...... I tried.” 牛头见李念凡发话了,自然不会多说什么,嘴里涮着毛笔,“这……我试试吧。” „Experience ninth love tribulation, although disaster numerous, sentiment road many rough, obstructs like the natural moat, but......” “历九世情劫,虽次次劫难重重,情路多坎坷,阻挠有如天堑,但……” Ox Head is thinking over repeatedly these words, finally a racket forehead, writes down „result to be complete” simply directly four characters. 牛头反复掂量着这句话,最终一拍脑门,干脆直接写下“结局圆满”四个字。 The mother, does not manage, the general orientation I write in any case here, as for the concrete destiny arrangement, what to do loves what to do. 妈的,不管了,反正大方向我写在这里,至于具体的命运安排,爱咋整咋整。 My old ox is a careless person, can only help your so many. 我老牛是个粗人,只能帮你们这么多了。 Yun Yiyi immediately happily said: „Many thanks Sir Ox Head.” 云依依当即开心道:“多谢牛头大人。” Black and White Impermanence saw to process, is saying with a smile: „Was OK, so long as drank Grandma Meng's Soup to be able the reincarnation.” 黑白无常见处理好了,笑着道:“可以了,只要去喝孟婆汤就可以投胎了。” The Yue Tu three people look at each other one mutually, is bowing to Li Nianfan together, without speech, because the language was unable to express itself and the others the gratitude in heart. 月荼三人互相对视一眼,一同对着李念凡鞠了一躬,没有说话,因为语言已经无法表达自己等人心中的感激了。 Li Nianfan laughs, „ok, what you should thank is the Sir in Hell, the next generation will be honest.” 李念凡哈哈一笑,“行了,你们应该感谢的是地府中的大人,下辈子好好做人。” He purses the lips close to, felt own these words are somewhat strange. 他抿了抿嘴巴,感觉自己这句话有些怪怪的。 Black and White Impermanence leads the way in front, „please come along with me.” 黑白无常在前面引路,“请随我来。” Regarding the Yue Tu three people, Hell turned on the fast lane naturally, does not need to line up, the guarantee can the fast reincarnation. 对于月荼三人,地府自然而然的开启了快速通道,不需要排队,保证能快速投胎。 Re-enters Bridge of Helplessness, old Grandma that scoops up the soup there, looks kindly, as if the not at all big change as before. 重回奈何桥,那位舀汤的老婆婆的依旧在那里,面露和蔼,似乎并没有多大的变化。 Is smiling to the people, opens the back door greatly, scooped up three large bowls to the Yue Tu three people, „you're welcome, drinks although.” 对着众人笑了笑,大开后门,给月荼三人舀了三大碗,“别客气,尽管喝。” She looks to Li Nianfan and the others, is saying with a smile: „Fellow guests, can you come?” 她又看向李念凡等人,笑着道:“各位客人,你们要来点吗？” „Does not want!” Nannan and Long’er whole body trembled, hides Li Nianfan behind. “才不要！”囡囡和龙儿全身一颤,躲到了李念凡身后。 Zi Ye cannot bear say: „Grandma, do not crack a joke.” 紫叶忍不住道:“婆婆,您就别开玩笑了。” She is with smile on the face, remembers before , when come Hell, Grandma will ask each time own this issue, frightens her. 她面带笑容,记得以前自己来地府时,婆婆每次都会问自己这个问题,吓她。 „hē hē, is Little Zi.” In the eye of Grandma Meng reveals gently, „many years had not seen actually, present Heavenly Palace how?” “呵呵,是小紫啊。”孟婆的眼中露出慈祥,“倒是好些年没见了,如今的天宫如何了？” A Zi Ye complexion pain, opens mouth slightly, prepares to tell Grandma Meng the Heavenly Palace’s situation, anticipated that can obtain the law of decoding. 紫叶的面色微微一苦,张了张嘴,就准备把天宫的情况告诉孟婆,期待能得到破解之法。 „Vomits!” “呕！” Yun Yiyi actually retches one suddenly, she received the bowl, no protection heard suddenly, immediately the stomach twitches, panic-stricken of whole face. 云依依却是突然干呕一声,她接过碗,毫无防备的陡然一闻,当即胃部抽搐,满脸的惊恐。 Smelly and fishy smell, does this gadget drink...... dead? 又臭又腥,这玩意儿喝下去……会死吧？ Has a look at Yue Tu and Abstain From Lust again, two people have closed the eyes, seems chanting scripture, but is shivering with the hand of bowl slightly. 再看看月荼和戒色,二人已经闭上了双眼,似乎在念经,只不过拿碗的手在微微颤抖。 Yun Yiyi including the hastily said apology, „sorry, I a little...... vomit!” 云依依连忙道歉,“对不起,我有点……呕！” Li Nianfan cannot bear say: „That...... can Grandma, select the seasoning in soup? The good and evil can improve the taste.” 李念凡忍不住道:“那个……婆婆,能在汤里加点调料吗？好歹能改善一下口味。” Grandma Meng is saying with a smile: „Young Master Li, if has what seasoning, can put in the pot to try.” 孟婆笑着道:“李公子若是有什么调料,可以放入锅中试一试。” „Good.” Li Nianfan pulls out along the blending flavors package of belt/bring, rips open one package, poured into the less than half bag to the pot. “好嘞。”李念凡掏出随身带的调味包,撕开一包,向锅中倒入了小半袋。 Grandma Meng stirred a meeting, next moment, exotic fragrance towering emitting, immediately, these whole face disturbed ghost the nose pulled out immediately, vision strange looks at Grandma Meng's Soup, even is somewhat impatient. 孟婆搅拌了一会,下一刻,一股异香突兀的冒出,顿时,那些原本满脸忐忑的鬼魂顿时鼻子一抽,目光奇异的看着孟婆汤,甚至有些迫不及待。 The Black and White Impermanence vision cannot help but certain, looks at that pot Grandma Meng's Soup, cannot help but licked own lip. 黑白无常的目光都是不由得一定,看着那锅孟婆汤,不由得舔了舔自己的嘴唇。 White Impermanence cannot bear say: „Young Master Li, what did your put? Such fragrant!” 白无常忍不住道:“李公子,你这放了什么了？这么香！” „Chicken essence and cumin, this difference/two kinds, but the good thing of improvement taste and fragrance.” “鸡精和孜然,这两样可是改善口感和香味的好东西。” White Impermanence exclaims: „I go, chicken essence? This simply is the divine object!” 白无常惊叹道:“我去,鸡精？这简直是神物啊！” Black Impermanence is the full intellectual curiosity, „this is the essence that the chicken of what variety becomes, must grasp comes.” 黑无常更是满满的求知欲,“这是什么品种的鸡成的精,得多抓一些过来。” Grandma Meng restarts giving the numerous ghosts to ladle out soup. 孟婆则是重新开始给众鬼魂盛汤。 The front is a middle-aged man, the hand holds Grandma Meng's Soup, does not have the end opening. 面前是一位中年男子,手捧着孟婆汤,却迟迟没有下口。 The Ghost Messenger complexion sinks immediately, shouted lowly: „What's wrong? Gave you to improve, hasn't drunk? Hurry up!” 鬼差的脸色顿时一沉,低喝道:“怎么了？都给你改良了,还不喝？快点！” A deep remorse of ghost face, opens the mouth saying: „Sir has not to know, the villain falls in love to kill with a female, sentiment gold/metal is firm, earth-shaking, each other deep seal will carve in the mind, had once pledged to not always forget.” 鬼魂一脸的沉痛,开口道:“大人有所不知,小人与一名女子相爱相杀,情比金坚,感天动地,将彼此深深的印刻在脑海,曾经发过誓,永世不会相忘。” A Ghost Messenger brow wrinkle, „what do you want to express?” 鬼差眉头一皱,“你想表达什么？” „One bowl of Grandma Meng's Soup...... possibly insufficient.” “一碗孟婆汤……可能不够。” „Young fellow, suffices the guts! I thought that you clearly are want to deceive to eat to deceive to drink!” “好小子,够胆！我看你分明就是想要骗吃骗喝！” Ghost Messenger has seen through all, beckons, „comes the person, gives him to carry to come up Grandma Meng's Soup of Primordial Beginning version, making him drink full!” 鬼差早已经看穿了一切,一招手,“来人,把原始版的孟婆汤给他端上来,让他喝到饱！”