„Examining the host is perfect, this system teaches to be unteachable, to dismiss, bye-bye ~” “检测到宿主已经非常完美,本系统教无可教,就此解散,拜拜~” The sound of mechanization makes Li Nianfan one stagger, the whole person was scared. 机械化的声音让李念凡一个踉跄,整个人都傻眼了。 „fuck! No, do not disperse!” “卧槽！别,别散啊！” Li Nianfan shouted hastily, „I am imperfect, do you teach me again two? Do you teach me cultivation? System? System!” 李念凡连忙大喊,“我一点也不完美,你再教我两手？你好歹教我如何修仙吧？系统？系统！” „Really dispersed?” “真的散了？” „Or first sends back me again?” “要不先把我再送回去？” „Your did fucking the Elderly Lord belt/bring to here, oneself run? System!” “你特么把老子带到这里,自己就这么跑了？系统！” Frantic roaring of Li Nianfan in heart, however bareness response. 李念凡在心中疯狂的咆哮,然而空无回应。 „I go to your younger sister! Dog system!” Li Nianfan shouts 'motherfucker' directly. “我去你妹的！狗系统！”李念凡直接骂娘。 Five years ago, he passed through here, bound a Saint system, the name sounded awesome to roar, Li Nianfan once thinks oneself must step onto the life peak. 五年前,他穿越到了这里,绑定了一个圣人系统,名字听起来牛逼哄哄,李念凡一度以为自己要走上人生巅峰了。 However, this system teaches own thing is the language, math, chemistry and physics, composes a poem to paint unexpectedly these comparison pits things. 然而,这个系统教给自己的东西居然都是语文、数学、化学、物理、写诗作画这些比较坑的东西。 Without the means that can only brace oneself study! 没办法,只能硬着头皮学了！ Li Nianfan has been enduring, until today, he learned all things finally, and obtains great poet, Painting Saint, Chess Saint, Divine Farmer who wait/etc awesome the system granted titles. 李念凡一直忍着,直到今天,他终于把所有的东西都学会了,并且获得了系统赐予的诗圣、画圣、棋圣、神农等等牛逼的称号。 Then...... the system dismissed! 然后……系统解散了！ Powder! 散了！ If in the previous generation, he can also rush out a positive result with these things, but now he in different, moreover accidental/surprised in Cultivation World! 如果在前世,他还可以凭着这些东西闯出一番名堂,但是现在他在异界,而且不出意外是在修仙世界！ Once for a while will have cultivator to fly from Heaven. 时不时就会有修仙者从天上飞过。 The hearsay also has to eat the monster of person. 传闻还有着吃人的妖怪。 This fucking was big on awesome! 这特么就牛逼大了！ The studied these gadget have an egg to use! With the monster sermon principle? 学的这些玩意儿有个蛋用啊！难道跟妖怪讲道理？ Because of fearing death, he selected a quite covert mountain top in the nearby of city specially, is living the self-sufficient life, some day will for fear that be affected by the fight of Immortal, dies from some unknown cause. 因为怕死,他特意在城池的附近挑了一个比较隐蔽的山头,过着自给自足的生活,生怕某天被仙人的战斗波及,死得不明不白。 Actually in his heart has held the hope, after all has Golden Finger. 其实他心中一直抱有希望,毕竟有着金手指在。 He endures humiliation for five years to wait for the system to teach him cultivation, then soars, becomes Immortal. 他忍辱负重五年就是等着系统教他修仙,然后一飞冲天,成为仙人。 What a pity he considers everything, the didn't expect system after teaching his pile of fart used no knowledge, was so loose. 可惜他千算万算,没想到系统在教了他一堆屁用没有的知识后,就这么散了。 Pit father goods! 坑爹货啊！ He has also thought does not depend upon the system. 他也有想过不依靠系统。 The earliest possible time of passing through he seeks for the immortal gate to acknowledge as teacher, finally discovered that he simply does not have spirit root, can only be an average person for a lifetime. 在穿越过来的第一时间他就去寻找仙门拜师,结果发现他根本没有灵根,一辈子只能做个普通人。 „Master, lunchtime.” “主人,午餐时间到了。” A robot walks from the room, gave a hand signal of invitation to Li Nianfan. 一个机器人从房间中走出来,对李念凡做了一个邀请的手势。 „oh.” “哦。” Some Li Nianfan interest lack, but will not put in great inconvenience to itself, went back to the room. 李念凡有些兴致缺缺,但不会委屈自己,还是走回了房间。 After this robot is he learns the physics, the system rewards for his. 这个机器人是他学会物理后,系统奖励给他的。 Initially when also feels not bad, has the intelligent robot to take care of itself, but Li Nianfan wants to cry now, this robot is equal to pile of scrap iron in Cultivation World. 初时还觉得不错,有个智能机器人服侍自己,但现在李念凡想哭,这机器人在修仙世界就等同于一堆废铁。 The house that Li Nianfan lives is courtyard house, pavilions and kiosks, the small bridge over the flowing stream, the coordinate ravine scenery, is a valuable land with good feng shui. 李念凡住的房子是一个四合院,亭台楼阁,小桥流水,配合山间风景,算是一处风水宝地。 After this courtyard house is he learns to construct, is the system reward. 这四合院是他学会建筑后,也是系统奖励的。 Actually after here daily thing is Li Nianfan completes the every large or small task , the system reward, in addition Li Nianfan also has the Divine Farmer title, farms is not a problem, therefore is even secluded from the world, still can definitely be self-sufficient, moreover meals also very not bad. 其实这里的日常用品全都是李念凡完成大大小小的任务后系统奖励的,加上李念凡还有个神农的称号,种田根本不成问题,因此就算与世隔绝,也完全可以自给自足,而且伙食还很不错。 „It is not really good, when the mortal crossed was for a lifetime good, at least here air and scenery were better than is too many previous generation, did not need to live to rush about to toil, good, good.” “实在不行,就当个凡人过一辈子好了,至少这里的空气和风景比前世好太多了,也不需要为了生活奔波劳碌,挺好,挺好。” Li Nianfan is comforting itself. 李念凡安慰着自己。 Now only lacks was the girlfriend, the cultivation female was very certainly beautiful, what a pity definitely could not have a liking for my mortal. 现在唯一缺的就是女朋友了,修仙的女性一定都很美吧,可惜肯定看不上我这个凡人。 Li Nianfan shakes the head, can only fantasize in the brain. 李念凡摇了摇头,只能在脑子里幻想一下。 He shouts to the backyard: „Blackey, served a meal!” 他冲着后院喊道:“大黑,开饭了！” Black dog dashes to come, to stick out one's tongue accordingly, anticipation is staring at Li Nianfan. 一条黑色的土狗应声飞奔而来,伸着舌头,期待的盯着李念凡。 „Really is a glutton.” “真是个吃货。” Li Nianfan smiles, prepares food to Blackey conveniently. 李念凡笑了笑,随手给大黑准备好食物。 Blackey is Li Nianfan meets in this mountain top accidentally, is only the puppy that borders on to starve to death, was adopted by Li Nianfan, henceforth a person of dog acts as companion. 大黑是李念凡在这片山头偶然遇到的,原本只是一条濒临饿死的小狗,被李念凡收养下来,从此一人一狗作伴。 Blackey is very clever, Li Nianfan writes draws in one side calmly observes and emulates, moreover especially likes listening to Li Nianfan to play a stringed musical instrument. 大黑很乖,李念凡写字画画的时候都是在一旁静静地观摩,而且尤其喜欢听李念凡弹琴。 Li Nianfan once thought that Blackey thoroughly understands the human nature, worthily is the Cultivation World dog. 李念凡一度觉得大黑通晓人性,不愧是修仙界的狗。 At the same time, two females walk toward the mountain from the foot. 同一时间,两名女子从山脚向着山上走来。 One of them wears the white skirt, on fine small face mouth high upwarping, a face is unhappy, only looked that will make one have the meaning of feeling attached. 其中一人穿着白裙,精致的小脸上嘴巴高高的翘起,一脸的不开心,只看一眼就会让人心生爱怜之意。 The so beautiful young girl, is who giving up does make her be wronged unexpectedly? 如此美丽的少女,是何人居然舍得让她受委屈？ She angrily is walking, said bitterly: „Dead father sovereign, the bad father sovereign, wants to make me marry Duanmu unexpectedly to leave that disgusting fellow, unforgivable!” 她气冲冲的走着,恨恨道:“死父皇,坏父皇,居然想让我嫁给端木离那个恶心的家伙,不可原谅！” Her behind, with the green skirt maidservant complexion is instantaneous, trembling sound said: „Princess, this words cannot say! If listened by the person with high aspirations, we ended.” 她的身后,跟着的绿裙丫鬟脸色瞬间煞白,颤声道:“公主,这种话可是万万不能说的！若是被有心人听去了,那我们就完了。” „I must be compelled to marry Duanmu to leave, what also fears?” White skirt young girl snort/hum, „, if compels me again, I died considering as finished!” “我都要被逼着嫁给端木离了,还怕什么？”白裙少女哼了哼,“如果再逼我,我就死了算了！” The maidservants kneel on the ground hastily, the fear said: „Princess, you cannot die, you may do not frighten the servants.” 丫鬟连忙跪在地上,害怕道:“公主,你不能死,你可千万不要吓奴婢啊。” „Aiya, I spoke thoughtlessly, I do not want dead.” “哎呀,我随口说说而已,我才不想死呐。” White skirt young girl eyeball gū a revolution, smart-alecky say/way: „I can hide, if the father sovereign compels me again, I find a place to hide, this forest on not bad, is inferior to look for the hiding place now!” 白裙少女眼珠子咕噜一转,俏皮道:“不过我可以躲起来,父皇如果再逼我,我就找个地方躲起来,这一片森林就不错,不如现在就找个藏身之处！” „hū, scared to death the servants, after princess you, may do not say anything refused stubbornly dead.” The maidservants patted struck one's chest to stand up. “呼,吓死奴婢了,公主你以后可千万不要说什么死不死的了。”丫鬟拍了拍胸脯站起身。 She sized up around one, suddenly shrank the neck saying: „This forest four no one, bleak very much, will perhaps have the wild animal to appear and disappear, is very dangerous, we hurry.” 她打量了一番四周,突然缩了缩脖子道:“这一片森林四下无人,荒凉的很,说不定会有野兽出没,也很危险的,我们还是赶紧回去吧。” „This princesses were quick Foundation Establishment, but also feared the wild animal? Catches up to follow close on me to look for the hiding place.” The white skirt young girl found the target, sweeps beforehand dispirited, turns toward on the mountain to run quickly. “本公主都快筑基了,还怕野兽？赶紧跟我去找藏身之处。”白裙少女找到了目标,一扫之前的颓废,快步向着山上跑去。 „Princess, your wait for me......” “公主,你等等我……” Two people runs, pursues, when are not many arrived at the mountainside place. 两人一个跑,一个追,不多时就来到了山腰处。 White Yunfu is spatial, during the greenery complements, an antique construction heaves in sight. 白云浮空,绿树掩映之中,一个古色古香的建筑映入眼帘。 The maidservants stared in a big way the eye, surprised incomparable, „some did here people live unexpectedly?” 丫鬟瞪大了眼睛,惊讶无比,“这里居然有人居住？” „Good unusual construction, antique, seems general that moves from the picture.” The white skirt young girl is sizing up courtyard house curiously. “好奇特的建筑,古色古香,好似从画里搬出来的一般。”白裙少女好奇的打量着四合院。 The style of this construction and she has usually seen complete different, said no on splendid, but actually gives people an extremely uncommon feeling, as if melts with the surrounding landscape for a body, making one be hopeful. 这建筑的风格和她平时见过的完全不同,说不上富丽堂皇,但却给人一种极为不凡的感觉,和周围的景观似乎融为了一体,让人心生向往。 Does not know is the misconception, she felt not inferior compared with the imperial palace. 不知道是不是错觉,她感觉比起皇宫都毫不逊色。 Has hidden world expert to live in seclusion difficultly inadequately here? 难不成有隐世高人隐居在这里？ White skirt young girl eyes pupil slightly one bright, anticipation slightly is running, „walks, in the past had a look, remember, ran into the person do not call my princess, called my young lady.” 白裙少女眼眸微微一亮,期待的小跑着,“走,过去看看,记住,遇到人了不要叫我公主,叫我小姐。” The maidservants are heavyhearted, is shouting behind: „Princess, has the danger carefully.” 丫鬟则是忧心忡忡,在身后喊着:“公主,小心有危险啊。” The white skirt young girl arrived at the front courtyard quickly, curious is sizing up the present all. 白裙少女很快就来到了前院,好奇的打量着眼前的一切。 A small vegetable garden, a rattan chair, the stone table is matching four stone stools together...... 一个小菜园,一张藤椅,一块石桌配着四个石凳……