King Lucrosses the immortaltribulationwhilehas a child, seizes the chanceto weed out the universesourcesea the wool, not onlyfilled itselfto have a child the source of debt, but alsomade the childalsofollowto enjoy the advantage, thiswave of operationtrulya littleshowhad/left the horizon.陆大王一边渡仙劫一边生孩子,趁机薅宇宙源海的羊毛,不仅填补了自己生孩子亏空的本源,还让孩子也跟着享受了好处,这波操作确实有点骚出天际。
The key point that howeverNi Kuncares abouttrulyis......
不过倪坤真正关心的重点在于……„Therefore, youthrew a newly-bornyoungtreasurepersonin the side hall, did oneselfcome outto show offtomeimpatiently? The words saying youbecome mother?”
“所以,你就把刚出生的小宝贝一个人扔在偏殿里,自己就迫不及待地出来向我炫耀了?话说有你这么当娘的吗?”„Ha?” A landdon'tface/colorfaceis amazed: „Did Iyour daughterliving, howyoualsowantme?”
“哈?”陆莫颜一脸惊诧:“我都已经把你女儿给生下来了,你还要我怎样?”„......”Ni Kunis simply speechless.
“……”倪坤简直无语。HoweverconsideringAsura Path of Lu Xiyanfamily background, regardless of the men and womenareonecrowd of thickembrioniccrazywars, howperhapshas really not understood to take care of the baby, Ni Kunis also disinclinedto saywithher.
不过考虑到陆昔颜出身的修罗道,无论男女都是一群粗胚狂战,恐怕还真不懂该怎么照顾婴儿,倪坤也就懒得跟她多说了。HestaredKing Luoneill-humoredly, enters the side hallwith stride, looksowndaughter.
他没好气地瞪了陆大王一眼,大步走进偏殿,去看自己女儿。Lu Xiyanridiculestwo, goes in him, in the mouthsaid: „Let me tell you, thatlittle fellowwas ominous, do not despiseher, shewas not the fuel-efficientlamp......”陆昔颜讪笑两声,跟着他进去,口中说道:“我跟你说,那个小家伙凶得很,你不要小看她,她可不是省油的灯……”
When is saying, a spoken partsshadowplundersfromNi Kunat present, throwstoLu Xiyanon. Lu Xiyanyelled: „Youlook atyouto look,I said that she is ultra!”
正说时,一道白影自倪坤眼前一掠而过,扑到陆昔颜身上。陆昔颜哇哇大叫:“你看你看,我就说她超凶的!”Ni Kunturns the headlooks, oneplump and fair-complectedyoungbaby, putsonLu Xiyan, twosmall handscloselyare clutchingherfront piece, the chaoticarch of headonherchest.倪坤侧首一看,就一个白白胖胖的小婴儿,扑在陆昔颜身上,两只小手紧紧揪着她的衣襟,脑袋在她胸口上一阵乱拱。CutsKing Lu that the persondoes not blink, at this time a panicappearance, is keeping off the babysingle-handedlyinherchestchaoticarchcheek, is on the one hand graspingbabypair of smallshortleg, wantsto clutchfromoneselfher.
砍人不眨眼的陆大王,此时一副惊慌失措模样,一手挡着婴儿在她胸口乱拱的脸蛋,一手抓着婴儿一双小短腿儿,想把她从自己身上揪下来。Butstrengthunexpectedbig of thatbaby. Twosmall handsseizeherfront piecestubbornly, does not let go. Lu Xiyandoes not dareto strivetooin a big way, fears the woundto the baby, then can only the voicethreat:
可那婴儿的力气出乎意料的大。两只小手死死揪住她衣襟,就是不松手。陆昔颜又不敢出力太大,怕伤到婴儿,便只能发声威胁:„Do youdo? Do not stickon the salivamyclothes! Oh, but alsowantsto nipme? Hurryingto give the fatherto get down...... is not obedientI to probablybegin! Do not think that you were just bornInot to hateto hityou!”
“你干什么?别把口水糊我衣服上!哎哟,还想咬我?赶紧给老子下来……再不听话我可要动手了啊!别以为你刚出生我就舍不得打你!”looks atandbabydogfightcontinuousKing Lu, Ni Kunclaps the volumeby the hand, a faceis speechless: „Thislittle fellow is really yourone's own? That do not pickcasually?”看着与婴儿缠斗不休的陆大王,倪坤以手拊额,一脸无语:“这小家伙真是你亲生的吗?别不是随便捡的一个吧?”„NaturallyisIone's own!”Lu Xiyanlooks fierce, fights the baby, whilesaid: „Whichthisdamned place do youmakeonmepick a babyto come?”
“当然是我亲生的!”陆昔颜呲牙裂嘴,一边与婴儿搏斗,一边说道:“这鬼地方你让我上哪儿去捡个婴儿来?”„Sinceone's own, youhurryto giveherto nurse!”
“既然是亲生的,那你赶紧给她喂奶啊!”„What?”
“什么?”„Isaid, the little fellowwas hungry, wantsto nurse, youhurryto feedher!”
“我说,小家伙饿了,想吃奶,你赶紧喂她呀!”„? Her do not nipme?”
“啊?她这不是要咬我吗?”„Bitesyourghost! Her is looking for the milkto eat!”
“咬你个鬼!她这是在找奶吃!”Lu Xiyanridicules: „Isaid how shejustfell to the ground, goes all outto throwtowardmeon. Alsothinks that sheblamedmebeing too longinconcealsin the bellyher, hatesme.”陆昔颜讪笑:“我说她怎么刚落地,就拼命往我身上扑呢。还以为她怪我把她在藏在肚子里太久,恨上我了呢。”„Fewidle talk, nursetoher.”
“少废话,给她喂奶。”„Howto feed? Or do youfirstdemonstrate?”
“可是怎么喂啊?要不你先示范一下?”„......”
“……”Looksindaughter'sshare, Ni Kunhas brandished the hammerto pound the Lu Xiyanheadnowfiercely, makinghersober.
要不是看在女儿的份上,倪坤现在已经抡锤子猛砸陆昔颜脑袋,让她清醒清醒了。Was in chaotic situationgood, the little fellowwith the help of Ni Kun, lay downin the Lu Xiyanbosomfinallyeats the milk.
鸡飞狗跳了好一阵,小家伙终于在倪坤的帮助下,躺在陆昔颜怀里吃上奶了。Lu Xiyansitson the chair, a faceis hugging the babyirritably, complained: „Kidis really troublesome, the tasteis so nitpicking, mustnursemay not, reallynotlikeourchildren.”陆昔颜坐在椅子上,一脸别扭地抱着婴儿,抱怨道:“小屁孩真麻烦,口味这么挑剔,非要吃奶不可,真一点不像我们的孩子。”Ni Kunill-humoredlywhite/in vainhereyes: „Youalsocounted on the newly-bornyoungbaby, canlikeus, whatthingbe abletoward the mouthstopper?”倪坤没好气地白她一眼:“那你还指望刚出生的小婴儿,能像我们一样,什么东西都可以往嘴里塞啊?”
The Lu Xiyannodsaid: „Yes, ifsuchis good, throwsonepile of spirit stonetoher, shecanserve a meal.”陆昔颜点头道:“是啊,要是那样多好,扔一堆灵石给她,她就可以自己开饭了。”Ni Kunsneers: „According said,you were just bornthatlittle while, yourparentsgiveyoudirectlymoney, do yougo shoppingto eat?”倪坤冷笑:“照这么说,你刚出生那会儿,你爹娘是直接给你钱,你自己买东西吃喽?”„Ido not remember.”Lu Xiyanthinks, a facesaidearnestly: „Alsobymytaking care of oneselfability, has the possibility that yousaidvery much.”
“那我就不记得了。”陆昔颜想了想,一脸认真地说道:“不过以我的自理能力,你说的也是很有可能的。”„fuck!”Ni Kunwas disinclinedto saywith the fellow of thisnogeneral knowledge, a facefelt attached tolooks atherarmsbaby.
“我去!”倪坤懒得跟这毫无常识的家伙多说,一脸爱怜地看着她怀里的宝宝。Unlikeordinarybaby.
与普通的婴儿不同。
The Ni Kundaughter, stayed for more than 1000yearsin mother 's womb, crosses the opportunity of immortaltribulation born whileher mother, fished a big penwithher motherin the universesourceseatogether, inbornisimmortalbody- withoutwrong, because the little fellowaccompaniedher motherto cross from mainland to an island the immortaltribulationin mother 's womb, gained the source, fell to the groundhasprimeval spiritandbody and spirit of half Immortallevel, andheredityNi KunandLu Xiyanthatpowerfulbody and spirit.倪坤的女儿,在娘胎里呆了一千多年,趁着她娘渡仙劫的机会出世,跟她娘一起在宇宙源海捞了一大笔,天生就是仙体-没有错,小家伙因为在娘胎里陪她娘一起渡了仙劫,赚了本源,落地就有半仙级的元神、体魄,并且还是遗传的倪坤、陆昔颜那种强大体魄。Therefore the little fellowfalls to the groundisplump and fair-complected, looks atlikelyfull yearsyoung child, but alsostrong physiqueandstrengthare greatly infinite, has at the same time the energy of flight.
所以小家伙落地就是白白胖胖,看着像个足岁的小儿,还钢筋铁骨、力大无穷,兼有飞行之能。Thislittle fellow, is very dangerouslifeform.
这种小家伙,是非常危险的生物。Becauseshe, althoughhasprimeval spiritandbody and spirit of half Immortallevel, but the currentintelligence, was similar to the newly-bornyoungbaby. No matter whatifshetosses about, thatabsolutelyiscatastrophe that is inconceivable- does not have the youngbaby of self-controlto throwmortal worldthis, perhapsshortly after the worldwasworldapocalypse.
因为她虽有半仙级的元神、体魄,但目前的智力,就跟刚出生的小婴儿差不多。如果任她折腾,那绝对是难以想象的大灾难-把这没有自制力的小婴儿扔到凡俗世界,恐怕没多久世界就是世界末日了。Goodher parentsare capable ofsuppressingher, can stand up tohertossing about.
还好她的父母有能力镇压她,也禁得起她的折腾。„Little fellowveryattractively.”Ni Kunstretches out the finger, touches the babysmallfacelightly: „Cheeklooks likeme, the facial featuresnoselooks likeyou, in the futurecertainlywill be a great beauty.”
“小家伙长得挺漂亮嘛。”倪坤伸出手指,轻触婴儿小脸:“脸蛋像我,眉眼鼻子像你,将来一定是个大美人。”Lu Xiyancurling the lipcorner/horn: „Was your emphasiswrong? Shouldsay that worthilyisourtype, thisstrong physique, livesdivine forceon this day, in the futuresamecan certainlyhitwithme.”陆昔颜撇撇嘴角:“你这关注点错了吧?应该说不愧是我们的种,这钢筋铁骨,这天生神力,将来一定跟我一样能打。”„Yourthisemphasiscalledoddly.”Ni Kunlightsnort/hum, is teasing the babyfresh-facedsmallface of: „The my familydaughter, along withme, is the knowledgebookwill certainly reach the ritualin the future, gentlegoodlittleprincess......”
“你这关注点才叫离谱。”倪坤轻哼一声,逗弄着婴儿粉嫩的小脸:“我家女儿,将来一定随我,是个知书达礼,温柔善良的小公主……”„Hehe.”Lu Xiyansneerstwo, casts a sidelong glanceslantinglyNi Kun: „When Iremembersomebodyboastedhave said that what when oneselfyoungstertitledid callto come? ruthless judge, handsome killerandexterminationNi Kun what what?”
“呵呵。”陆昔颜冷笑两声,斜睨倪坤:“我记得某个人吹牛时说过,自己少年时的称号叫什么来着?辣手判官、玉面煞星、灭门倪坤啥啥啥的?”„Youremembered incorrectly.”Ni Kunis without turning a hair: „When this Majestyyoungster, is called the justice and humanityunparalleled, upholder of virtueVirtuous Ni.”
“你记错了。”倪坤面不改色:“本座少年时,人称仁义无双、厚德载物倪厚德。”„Hehe, youblowcasually, no onerevealsyouin any case.”Lu Xiyanhmph hmphtwo, did not saypatiently: „How long does thislittle fellowalsowantto sting? Atefor a long time, hownot to have ended......”
“呵呵,你随便吹,反正没人揭穿你。”陆昔颜哼哼两声,又不耐烦地说道:“这小家伙还要嘬多久啊?都吃这么长时间了,怎么还没完呢……”„Ordinaryyoungbaby, the firstmeal after birth, can only eat about fivemillilitersprobably.”Ni Kunsaid: „But our little fellowsare the immortalembryos, is definitely differentfrom the ordinaryyoungbaby. On the other hand, do youhave the discovery, is shegrowing upprobably?”
“普通的小婴儿,出生后的第一餐,大概只能吃掉五毫升左右。”倪坤道:“但我们这小家伙乃是仙胎,肯定跟普通的小婴儿不同。话说回来,你有没有发现,她好像在长大?”Lu Xiyanlowers the head the little fellow who shoots a look at a bosom:陆昔颜低头瞥一眼怀里的小家伙:„Is long, is very longis quick, thissmalllittle while, the heighthad grownhalffoot, the body weightalsoroughlyincreasedmore than tenjin (0.5 kg)...... thisis notverynormal? According tomyexperience, hitsittingskill, the childgrows into the Sirin an instant......”
“是在长,长得还挺快,这一小会儿,身长已经长了半尺,体重也约摸增加了十几斤……不过这不是挺正常的么?根据我的经验,打个坐的功夫,小孩子一转眼就长成大人了……”Ni Kunlaughs: „Do younurse, whatghost who wherecomeswill not experience? Youhitto sitcasually, ismore than ten20years, the childgrew certainly into the Sir, thisdid not experiencecredibly.”倪坤嗤笑:“你连喂奶都不会,哪来的什么鬼经验?你随便打个坐,就是十几二十年,小孩子当然长成大人了,这经验一点都不靠谱。”Carefullyobservedlittle darlingone, said: „Our little fellows, trulyare very quickly long. Shedid not stayinyourbelly for more than 1000years, calculates that the agealsohad over 1000 years old, longsuchquicklybut actuallyalsofairly.”
仔细观察了小宝宝一阵,说道:“不过我们这小家伙,确实长得挺快的。唔,她在你肚子里呆了一千多年,算虚岁也有一千多岁了,长这么快倒也合情合理。”
The ne zhastayed for threeyearsinhis motherbelly6months, falls to the groundcanrun to jump, canhit to kill, has the bringingequipment.
哪吒在他娘肚子里呆了三年零六个月,落地就能跑能跳,能打能杀,带自带装备。Although the Ni Kundaughterhas not equipped, but the good and evilalsocherished for more than 1000years, falling to the groundis the body of half Immortal, is longermuch the point is not certainly strange.倪坤的女儿虽然没有装备,但好歹也是怀了一千多年,落地就是半仙之体,长得快一点当然也并不奇怪。„In any case longquicklyis the good deed.”Lu Xiyanlooks at the little fellowto eat a length of sideat the same time, was very at heart happy: „Ido not serve the kidpatiently. Should bettergrow upa bit faster, Iquiteteachherto fight.”
“反正长得快是好事。”陆昔颜瞧小家伙一边吃一边长,心里别提多高兴了:“我可不耐烦伺候小屁孩。最好快点长大,我好教她打架。”Ni Kunshot a look atLu Xiyanone, saidlightly: „Daughter'seducational problem, do not worry, givingmeis good.”倪坤瞥了陆昔颜一眼,淡淡道:“女儿的教育问题,你就不要操心了,交给我就好。”Lu Xiyanaccepts good advice readily: „Alsook, you can also hitin any case.”陆昔颜从善如流:“也行吧,反正你也能打。”
The Ni Kuncorner of the eyejumpstwo, shifts the topiccalmly: „Wordssaid,daughter'snamedid think?”倪坤眼角微跳两下,若无其事地转移话题:“话说,女儿的名字想好了没?”Lu Xiyansaid: „Hasn't said? Has the sonto callNiYongxiao, has the daughterto callNiYongren 。”陆昔颜道:“不是早就说了吗?生儿子就叫倪永孝,生女儿就叫倪永仁。”Has not waited forNi Kunto protest, the little fellow who is nursingsatisfactoryraised the head, speaks in an infantile tone of voice saying: „Ido not callNiYongren !”
还没等倪坤抗议,正美美吃着奶的小家伙抬起头,奶声奶气说道:“我不要叫倪永仁!”Thissmalllittle while, shewas longwas similar to three -year-old baby, even the intelligencefollowedto grow.
得,就这一小会儿,她都长得跟三岁的小娃娃差不多了,连智力都跟着发育了。Properly speaking, withoutbeing educated, then the bodygrowseven, the wisdomis unable to grow. Liketheseby the wolf child who the wolfraises, regardless ofbehavior patternorthinking mode, withwolf.
按理说,如果没有接受教育,那么即使身体成长,智慧也无法成长。就像那些被狼养大的狼孩一样,无论行为模式还是思维方式,都跟狼似的。ButNi Kun and Lu Xiyandaughter, no oneteaches, listened toNi Kuntwopeople of dialogues, spokeon the learned, moreoverthere is a clearpower of thought.
可倪坤和陆昔颜的女儿,都没有人教,就听了一阵倪坤二人的对话,就学会说话了,而且还有了清晰的思维能力。
When thisis born, obtains the inbornimmortalbody that the universesourceseanourisheswas mysterious.
这便是落生之时,就得到宇宙源海滋养的天生仙体的神奇了。Moreover, the little fellownurses, as ifnot onlyfrom the breast milk, obtains the nourishment that the fastgrowthneeded, but alsoobtainedLu Xiyanmanyknowledge.
另外,小家伙吃奶的时候,似乎不仅是从奶水之中,获得了快速成长需要的养料,还从中得到了陆昔颜的许多知识。Those whomakeNi Kungratifiedis, the little fellowdoes not seem like becomes likeher mother, at leastto„NiYongren”thisname, clearlyexpressed the disaffection.
让倪坤欣慰的是,小家伙好像并没有变得跟她娘一样,至少对“倪永仁”这个名字,明确表达出了不满。„Whatmouth does Sirspeechchildinsert?”Lu Xiyandid not feelcompletely,was just bornsoonchildto speakto haveanything is quite strange, thinks that thisis the natural phenomenon, saidnegligently: „Youname, whichwheelobtainsyouto take responsibility, mustlisten toyourparents'words!”
“大人说话小孩子插什么嘴?”陆昔颜完全不觉得,刚出生不久的小孩会说话有什么好奇怪的,认为这是自然现象,大咧咧说道:“你叫什么名字,哪轮得到你作主,得听你爹娘的话!”In the little fellowbigeyesis with the tears, is taking a look atNi Kuneagerly: „Father, mother does not reason with......”
小家伙大眼睛里含着泪花,眼巴巴瞅着倪坤:“爹爹,娘不讲理……”Thisfather, gaveto melt the heart of Ni Kunsimply, saidcheerfully: „Yourmotheris mindless, wepay no attention toher. The fatherIgivesyouto think that a goodname......, not to might as wellbeNiLu ?Ni KunNi, Lu Xiyanland?”
这一声爹爹,简直把倪坤的心都给化开了,乐呵呵说道:“你娘不讲理,咱不理她。老爹我给你想个好名字……唔,不如就叫倪陆?倪坤的倪,陆昔颜的陆?”„......”little girlblinkstwoeyes, curls the lip saying: „Father, won't youname? Thatasked the teacher's teacherto helpmegive the name, won't the teacher's teachernamevery much?”
“……”小丫头眨巴两下眼睛,撇嘴道:“爹爹,你是不是不会取名儿?那请师公帮我取名字吧,师公不是很会取名儿吗?”Said that is looking atNi Kuneagerly, whilecontinuesto nurse.
说完一边眼巴巴瞧着倪坤,一边继续吃奶。Shealsoreallyfrommother'sbreast milk, inheritedmanymother'sknowledge, to remember,knowsherteacher's teacher, Asura KingYang Zheng, was good atgiving the girlto give the namevery much.
她还真从母亲的奶水中,继承了不少母亲的知识、记忆,知道她的师公,修罗王杨铮,很擅长给女孩子取名字。However the memory that sheinherits seems to be incomplete, at leastdid not knowherteacher's teacheralreadydied.
然而她继承的记忆似乎并不完全,至少并不知道她师公已经殒落了。„Yourteacher's teacherdid not have the meansto give the nametoyou. Onlycandepend onyourfather.”
“你师公没办法给你取名字了。只能靠你老爹了。”Ni Kuncaressesdaughterthatto be longlightlyfairlyluxuriantlysoftbeautiful hair, sighed:倪坤轻抚女儿那已经长得相当茂盛的柔软秀发,叹道:„Believesme, Iwill really give the namevery much...... wú, sinceyoudo not likeNilandthisname, thatgiven nametemporarilyputs aside, when the fatherIthinkswell. Wefirsttake a childhood name...... yourdayactivationto be greatly infinitetoyou, copper sheetiron bone, thereforemight as wellcallto hmph hmph!”
“相信我,我真的很会取名字的……唔,既然你不喜欢倪陆这个名字,那大名暂时搁置,等老爹我好好想想。咱们先给你取个小名……你天生力大无穷,铜皮铁骨,所以不如就叫哼哼吧!”„......”, not only the little fellowwants to cry but have no tears, evenLu Xiyanonefaceis speechless: „Isaid, the strengthgreatlyis infinite, the copper sheetiron bone, calledto hmph hmphwithchildhood name, what inevitablerelationthere is?”
“……”不仅小家伙欲哭无泪,连陆昔颜都一脸无语:“我说,力大无穷、铜皮铁骨,和小名儿叫哼哼之间,有什么必然的联系吗?”„No.”Ni Kunshakes the head: „Ithought that thischildhood nameis very freely spoken, is callingalsoof pleasant to hear, is listeningalsolovably, suitsourdaughters.”
“没有。”倪坤摇头:“我就觉得这小名儿挺顺口的,叫着也好听,听着也可爱,蛮适合咱们女儿的。”Endedhisnumerousnod: „Decided. The given nameputs asidefor the time being, the childhood namecalledto hmph hmph!”
完了他又重重一点头:“就这么决定了。大名暂且搁置,小名就叫哼哼!”„......”
“……”【Asked a ticket!】
【求勒个票!】
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