IACHMND :: Volume #4

#303: Immortal Venerable Ni and King Lu parenting


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King Lu crosses the immortal tribulation while has a child, seizes the chance to weed out the universe source sea the wool, not only filled itself to have a child the source of debt, but also made the child also follow to enjoy the advantage, this wave of operation truly a little show had/left the horizon. 陆大王一边渡仙劫一边生孩子,趁机薅宇宙源海的羊毛,不仅填补了自己生孩子亏空的本源,还让孩子也跟着享受了好处,这波操作确实有点骚出天际。 The key point that however Ni Kun cares about truly is...... 不过倪坤真正关心的重点在于…… Therefore, you threw a newly-born young treasure person in the side hall, did oneself come out to show off to me impatiently? The words saying you become mother?” “所以,你就把刚出生的小宝贝一个人扔在偏殿里,自己就迫不及待地出来向我炫耀了?话说有你这么当娘的吗?” Ha?” A land don't face/color face is amazed: „Did I your daughter living, how you also want me?” “哈?”陆莫颜一脸惊诧:“我都已经把你女儿给生下来了,你还要我怎样?” „......” Ni Kun is simply speechless. “……”倪坤简直无语。 However considering Asura Path of Lu Xiyan family background, regardless of the men and women are one crowd of thick embrionic crazy wars, how perhaps has really not understood to take care of the baby, Ni Kun is also disinclined to say with her. 不过考虑到陆昔颜出身的修罗道,无论男女都是一群粗胚狂战,恐怕还真不懂该怎么照顾婴儿,倪坤也就懒得跟她多说了。 He stared King Lu one ill-humoredly, enters the side hall with stride, looks own daughter. 他没好气地瞪了陆大王一眼,大步走进偏殿,去看自己女儿。 Lu Xiyan ridicules two, goes in him, in the mouth said: Let me tell you, that little fellow was ominous, do not despise her, she was not the fuel-efficient lamp......” 陆昔颜讪笑两声,跟着他进去,口中说道:“我跟你说,那个小家伙凶得很,你不要小看她,她可不是省油的灯……” When is saying, a spoken parts shadow plunders from Ni Kun at present, throws to Lu Xiyan on. Lu Xiyan yelled: You look at you to look, I said that she is ultra!” 正说时,一道白影自倪坤眼前一掠而过,扑到陆昔颜身上。陆昔颜哇哇大叫:“你看你看,我就说她超凶的!” Ni Kun turns the head looks, one plump and fair-complected young baby, puts on Lu Xiyan, two small hands closely are clutching her front piece, the chaotic arch of head on her chest. 倪坤侧首一看,就一个白白胖胖的小婴儿,扑在陆昔颜身上,两只小手紧紧揪着她的衣襟,脑袋在她胸口上一阵乱拱。 Cuts King Lu that the person does not blink, at this time a panic appearance, is keeping off the baby single-handedly in her chest chaotic arch cheek, is on the one hand grasping baby pair of small short leg, wants to clutch from oneself her. 砍人不眨眼的陆大王,此时一副惊慌失措模样,一手挡着婴儿在她胸口乱拱的脸蛋,一手抓着婴儿一双小短腿儿,想把她从自己身上揪下来。 But strength unexpected big of that baby. Two small hands seize her front piece stubbornly, does not let go. Lu Xiyan does not dare to strive too in a big way, fears the wound to the baby, then can only the voice threat: 可那婴儿的力气出乎意料的大。两只小手死死揪住她衣襟,就是不松手。陆昔颜又不敢出力太大,怕伤到婴儿,便只能发声威胁: „Do you do? Do not stick on the saliva my clothes! Oh, but also wants to nip me? Hurrying to give the father to get down...... is not obedient I to probably begin! Do not think that you were just born I not to hate to hit you!” “你干什么?别把口水糊我衣服上!哎哟,还想咬我?赶紧给老子下来……再不听话我可要动手了啊!别以为你刚出生我就舍不得打你!” looks at and baby dogfight continuous King Lu, Ni Kun claps the volume by the hand, a face is speechless: This little fellow is really your one's own? That do not pick casually?” 看着与婴儿缠斗不休的陆大王,倪坤以手拊额,一脸无语:“这小家伙真是你亲生的吗?别不是随便捡的一个吧?” Naturally is I one's own!” Lu Xiyan looks fierce, fights the baby, while said: Which this damned place do you make on me pick a baby to come?” “当然是我亲生的!”陆昔颜呲牙裂嘴,一边与婴儿搏斗,一边说道:“这鬼地方你让我上哪儿去捡个婴儿来?” Since one's own, you hurry to give her to nurse!” “既然是亲生的,那你赶紧给她喂奶啊!” What?” “什么?” I said, the little fellow was hungry, wants to nurse, you hurry to feed her!” “我说,小家伙饿了,想吃奶,你赶紧喂她呀!” „? Her do not nip me?” “啊?她这不是要咬我吗?” Bites your ghost! Her is looking for the milk to eat!” “咬你个鬼!她这是在找奶吃!” Lu Xiyan ridicules: I said how she just fell to the ground, goes all out to throw toward me on. Also thinks that she blamed me being too long in conceals in the belly her, hates me.” 陆昔颜讪笑:“我说她怎么刚落地,就拼命往我身上扑呢。还以为她怪我把她在藏在肚子里太久,恨上我了呢。” Few idle talk, nurse to her.” “少废话,给她喂奶。” How to feed? Or do you first demonstrate?” “可是怎么喂啊?要不你先示范一下?” „......” “……” Looks in daughter's share, Ni Kun has brandished the hammer to pound the Lu Xiyan head now fiercely, making her sober. 要不是看在女儿的份上,倪坤现在已经抡锤子猛砸陆昔颜脑袋,让她清醒清醒了。 Was in chaotic situation good, the little fellow with the help of Ni Kun, lay down in the Lu Xiyan bosom finally eats the milk. 鸡飞狗跳了好一阵,小家伙终于在倪坤的帮助下,躺在陆昔颜怀里吃上奶了。 Lu Xiyan sits on the chair, a face is hugging the baby irritably, complained: Kid is really troublesome, the taste is so nitpicking, must nurse may not, really not like our children.” 陆昔颜坐在椅子上,一脸别扭地抱着婴儿,抱怨道:“小屁孩真麻烦,口味这么挑剔,非要吃奶不可,真一点不像我们的孩子。” Ni Kun ill-humoredly white/in vain her eyes: You also counted on the newly-born young baby, can like us, what thing be able toward the mouth stopper?” 倪坤没好气地白她一眼:“那你还指望刚出生的小婴儿,能像我们一样,什么东西都可以往嘴里塞啊?” The Lu Xiyan nod said: Yes, if such is good, throws one pile of spirit stone to her, she can serve a meal.” 陆昔颜点头道:“是啊,要是那样多好,扔一堆灵石给她,她就可以自己开饭了。” Ni Kun sneers: According said, you were just born that little while, your parents give you directly money, do you go shopping to eat?” 倪坤冷笑:“照这么说,你刚出生那会儿,你爹娘是直接给你钱,你自己买东西吃喽?” I do not remember.” Lu Xiyan thinks, a face said earnestly: Also by my taking care of oneself ability, has the possibility that you said very much.” “那我就不记得了。”陆昔颜想了想,一脸认真地说道:“不过以我的自理能力,你说的也是很有可能的。” fuck!” Ni Kun was disinclined to say with the fellow of this no general knowledge, a face felt attached to looks at her arms baby. 我去!”倪坤懒得跟这毫无常识的家伙多说,一脸爱怜地看着她怀里的宝宝。 Unlike ordinary baby. 与普通的婴儿不同。 The Ni Kun daughter, stayed for more than 1000 years in mother 's womb, crosses the opportunity of immortal tribulation born while her mother, fished a big pen with her mother in the universe source sea together, inborn is immortal body- without wrong, because the little fellow accompanied her mother to cross from mainland to an island the immortal tribulation in mother 's womb, gained the source, fell to the ground has primeval spirit and body and spirit of half Immortal level, and heredity Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan that powerful body and spirit. 倪坤的女儿,在娘胎里呆了一千多年,趁着她娘渡仙劫的机会出世,跟她娘一起在宇宙源海捞了一大笔,天生就是仙体-没有错,小家伙因为在娘胎里陪她娘一起渡了仙劫,赚了本源,落地就有半仙级的元神、体魄,并且还是遗传的倪坤陆昔颜那种强大体魄。 Therefore the little fellow falls to the ground is plump and fair-complected, looks at likely full years young child, but also strong physique and strength are greatly infinite, has at the same time the energy of flight. 所以小家伙落地就是白白胖胖,看着像个足岁的小儿,还钢筋铁骨、力大无穷,兼有飞行之能。 This little fellow, is very dangerous lifeform. 这种小家伙,是非常危险的生物。 Because she, although has primeval spirit and body and spirit of half Immortal level, but the current intelligence, was similar to the newly-born young baby. No matter what if she tosses about, that absolutely is catastrophe that is inconceivable- does not have the young baby of self-control to throw mortal world this, perhaps shortly after the world was world apocalypse. 因为她虽有半仙级的元神、体魄,但目前的智力,就跟刚出生的小婴儿差不多。如果任她折腾,那绝对是难以想象的大灾难-把这没有自制力的小婴儿扔到凡俗世界,恐怕没多久世界就是世界末日了。 Good her parents are capable of suppressing her, can stand up to her tossing about. 还好她的父母有能力镇压她,也禁得起她的折腾。 Little fellow very attractively.” Ni Kun stretches out the finger, touches the baby small face lightly: Cheek looks like me, the facial features nose looks like you, in the future certainly will be a great beauty.” “小家伙长得挺漂亮嘛。”倪坤伸出手指,轻触婴儿小脸:“脸蛋像我,眉眼鼻子像你,将来一定是个大美人。” Lu Xiyan curling the lip corner/horn: „Was your emphasis wrong? Should say that worthily is our type, this strong physique, lives divine force on this day, in the future same can certainly hit with me.” 陆昔颜撇撇嘴角:“你这关注点错了吧?应该说不愧是我们的种,这钢筋铁骨,这天生神力,将来一定跟我一样能打。” Your this emphasis called oddly.” Ni Kun light snort/hum, is teasing the baby fresh-faced small face of: „The my family daughter, along with me, is the knowledge book will certainly reach the ritual in the future, gentle good little princess......” “你这关注点才叫离谱。”倪坤轻哼一声,逗弄着婴儿粉嫩的小脸:“我家女儿,将来一定随我,是个知书达礼,温柔善良的小公主……” Hehe.” Lu Xiyan sneers two, casts a sidelong glance slantingly Ni Kun: „When I remember somebody boasted have said that what when oneself youngster title did call to come? ruthless judge, handsome killer and extermination Ni Kun what what?” “呵呵。”陆昔颜冷笑两声,斜睨倪坤:“我记得某个人吹牛时说过,自己少年时的称号叫什么来着?辣手判官玉面煞星、灭门倪坤啥啥啥的?” You remembered incorrectly.” Ni Kun is without turning a hair: „When this Majesty youngster, is called the justice and humanity unparalleled, upholder of virtue Virtuous Ni.” “你记错了。”倪坤面不改色:“本座少年时,人称仁义无双、厚德载物倪厚德。” Hehe, you blow casually, no one reveals you in any case.” Lu Xiyan hmph hmph two, did not say patiently: How long does this little fellow also want to sting? Ate for a long time, how not to have ended......” “呵呵,你随便吹,反正没人揭穿你。”陆昔颜哼哼两声,又不耐烦地说道:“这小家伙还要嘬多久啊?都吃这么长时间了,怎么还没完呢……” Ordinary young baby, the first meal after birth, can only eat about five milliliters probably.” Ni Kun said: But our little fellows are the immortal embryos, is definitely different from the ordinary young baby. On the other hand, do you have the discovery, is she growing up probably?” “普通的小婴儿,出生后的第一餐,大概只能吃掉五毫升左右。”倪坤道:“但我们这小家伙乃是仙胎,肯定跟普通的小婴儿不同。话说回来,你有没有发现,她好像在长大?” Lu Xiyan lowers the head the little fellow who shoots a look at a bosom: 陆昔颜低头瞥一眼怀里的小家伙: Is long, is very long is quick, this small little while, the height had grown half foot, the body weight also roughly increased more than ten jin (0.5 kg)...... this is not very normal? According to my experience, hit sitting skill, the child grows into the Sir in an instant......” “是在长,长得还挺快,这一小会儿,身长已经长了半尺,体重也约摸增加了十几斤……不过这不是挺正常的么?根据我的经验,打个坐的功夫,小孩子一转眼就长成大人了……” Ni Kun laughs: „Do you nurse, what ghost who where comes will not experience? You hit to sit casually, is more than ten 20 years, the child grew certainly into the Sir, this did not experience credibly.” 倪坤嗤笑:“你连喂奶都不会,哪来的什么鬼经验?你随便打个坐,就是十几二十年,小孩子当然长成大人了,这经验一点都不靠谱。” Carefully observed little darling one, said: „Our little fellows, truly are very quickly long. She did not stay in your belly for more than 1000 years, calculates that the age also had over 1000 years old, long such quickly but actually also fairly.” 仔细观察了小宝宝一阵,说道:“不过我们这小家伙,确实长得挺快的。唔,她在你肚子里呆了一千多年,算虚岁也有一千多岁了,长这么快倒也合情合理。” The ne zha stayed for three years in his mother belly 6 months, falls to the ground can run to jump, can hit to kill, has the bringing equipment. 哪吒在他娘肚子里呆了三年零六个月,落地就能跑能跳,能打能杀,带自带装备。 Although the Ni Kun daughter has not equipped, but the good and evil also cherished for more than 1000 years, falling to the ground is the body of half Immortal, is longer much the point is not certainly strange. 倪坤的女儿虽然没有装备,但好歹也是怀了一千多年,落地就是半仙之体,长得快一点当然也并不奇怪。 „In any case long quickly is the good deed.” Lu Xiyan looks at the little fellow to eat a length of side at the same time, was very at heart happy: I do not serve the kid patiently. Should better grow up a bit faster, I quite teach her to fight.” “反正长得快是好事。”陆昔颜瞧小家伙一边吃一边长,心里别提多高兴了:“我可不耐烦伺候小屁孩。最好快点长大,我好教她打架。” Ni Kun shot a look at Lu Xiyan one, said lightly: Daughter's educational problem, do not worry, giving me is good.” 倪坤瞥了陆昔颜一眼,淡淡道:“女儿的教育问题,你就不要操心了,交给我就好。” Lu Xiyan accepts good advice readily: Also ok, you can also hit in any case.” 陆昔颜从善如流:“也行吧,反正你也能打。” The Ni Kun corner of the eye jumps two, shifts the topic calmly: Words said, daughter's name did think?” 倪坤眼角微跳两下,若无其事地转移话题:“话说,女儿的名字想好了没?” Lu Xiyan said: Hasn't said? Has the son to call Ni Yongxiao, has the daughter to call Ni Yongren 。 陆昔颜道:“不是早就说了吗?生儿子就叫倪永孝,生女儿就叫倪永仁。” Has not waited for Ni Kun to protest, the little fellow who is nursing satisfactory raised the head, speaks in an infantile tone of voice saying: I do not call Ni Yongren ! 还没等倪坤抗议,正美美吃着奶的小家伙抬起头,奶声奶气说道:“我不要叫倪永仁!” This small little while, she was long was similar to three -year-old baby, even the intelligence followed to grow. 得,就这一小会儿,她都长得跟三岁的小娃娃差不多了,连智力都跟着发育了。 Properly speaking, without being educated, then the body grows even, the wisdom is unable to grow. Like these by the wolf child who the wolf raises, regardless of behavior pattern or thinking mode, with wolf. 按理说,如果没有接受教育,那么即使身体成长,智慧也无法成长。就像那些被狼养大的狼孩一样,无论行为模式还是思维方式,都跟狼似的。 But Ni Kun and Lu Xiyan daughter, no one teaches, listened to Ni Kun two people of dialogues, spoke on the learned, moreover there is a clear power of thought. 倪坤陆昔颜的女儿,都没有人教,就听了一阵倪坤二人的对话,就学会说话了,而且还有了清晰的思维能力。 When this is born, obtains the inborn immortal body that the universe source sea nourishes was mysterious. 这便是落生之时,就得到宇宙源海滋养的天生仙体的神奇了。 Moreover, the little fellow nurses, as if not only from the breast milk, obtains the nourishment that the fast growth needed, but also obtained Lu Xiyan many knowledge. 另外,小家伙吃奶的时候,似乎不仅是从奶水之中,获得了快速成长需要的养料,还从中得到了陆昔颜的许多知识。 Those who make Ni Kun gratified is, the little fellow does not seem like becomes like her mother, at least to Ni Yongren this name, clearly expressed the disaffection. 倪坤欣慰的是,小家伙好像并没有变得跟她娘一样,至少对“倪永仁”这个名字,明确表达出了不满。 What mouth does Sir speech child insert?” Lu Xiyan did not feel completely, was just born soon child to speak to have anything is quite strange, thinks that this is the natural phenomenon, said negligently: You name, which wheel obtains you to take responsibility, must listen to your parents' words!” “大人说话小孩子插什么嘴?”陆昔颜完全不觉得,刚出生不久的小孩会说话有什么好奇怪的,认为这是自然现象,大咧咧说道:“你叫什么名字,哪轮得到你作主,得听你爹娘的话!” In the little fellow big eyes is with the tears, is taking a look at Ni Kun eagerly: Father, mother does not reason with......” 小家伙大眼睛里含着泪花,眼巴巴瞅着倪坤:“爹爹,娘不讲理……” This father, gave to melt the heart of Ni Kun simply, said cheerfully: Your mother is mindless, we pay no attention to her. The father I gives you to think that a good name......, not to might as well be Ni Lu ? Ni Kun Ni, Lu Xiyan land?” 这一声爹爹,简直把倪坤的心都给化开了,乐呵呵说道:“你娘不讲理,咱不理她。老爹我给你想个好名字……唔,不如就叫倪陆?倪坤的倪,陆昔颜的陆?” „......” little girl blinks two eyes, curls the lip saying: Father, won't you name? That asked the teacher's teacher to help me give the name, won't the teacher's teacher name very much?” “……”小丫头眨巴两下眼睛,撇嘴道:“爹爹,你是不是不会取名儿?那请师公帮我取名字吧,师公不是很会取名儿吗?” Said that is looking at Ni Kun eagerly, while continues to nurse. 说完一边眼巴巴瞧着倪坤,一边继续吃奶。 She also really from mother's breast milk, inherited many mother's knowledge, to remember, knows her teacher's teacher, Asura King Yang Zheng, was good at giving the girl to give the name very much. 她还真从母亲的奶水中,继承了不少母亲的知识、记忆,知道她的师公,修罗王杨铮,很擅长给女孩子取名字。 However the memory that she inherits seems to be incomplete, at least did not know her teacher's teacher already died. 然而她继承的记忆似乎并不完全,至少并不知道她师公已经殒落了。 Your teacher's teacher did not have the means to give the name to you. Only can depend on your father.” “你师公没办法给你取名字了。只能靠你老爹了。” Ni Kun caresses daughter that to be long lightly fairly luxuriantly soft beautiful hair, sighed: 倪坤轻抚女儿那已经长得相当茂盛的柔软秀发,叹道: Believes me, I will really give the name very much...... , since you do not like Ni land this name, that given name temporarily puts aside, when the father I thinks well. We first take a childhood name...... your day activation to be greatly infinite to you, copper sheet iron bone, therefore might as well call to hmph hmph!” “相信我,我真的很会取名字的……唔,既然你不喜欢倪陆这个名字,那大名暂时搁置,等老爹我好好想想。咱们先给你取个小名……你天生力大无穷,铜皮铁骨,所以不如就叫哼哼吧!” „......”, not only the little fellow wants to cry but have no tears, even Lu Xiyan one face is speechless: I said, the strength greatly is infinite, the copper sheet iron bone, called to hmph hmph with childhood name, what inevitable relation there is?” “……”不仅小家伙欲哭无泪,连陆昔颜都一脸无语:“我说,力大无穷、铜皮铁骨,和小名儿叫哼哼之间,有什么必然的联系吗?” No.” Ni Kun shakes the head: I thought that this childhood name is very freely spoken, is calling also of pleasant to hear, is listening also lovably, suits our daughters.” “没有。”倪坤摇头:“我就觉得这小名儿挺顺口的,叫着也好听,听着也可爱,蛮适合咱们女儿的。” Ended his numerous nod: Decided. The given name puts aside for the time being, the childhood name called to hmph hmph!” 完了他又重重一点头:“就这么决定了。大名暂且搁置,小名就叫哼哼!” „......” “……” Asked a ticket!】 【求勒个票!】
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