„Finally went home!” “终于回家了！” After An Shunwang goes home, turned on the computer excitedly, pours into one package of instant noodles to put out one bottle of iced fat dwelling joyful water from the refrigerator, then delicious sitting opened China slightly to manage a household in front of the computer 安顺旺回家后兴奋的打开了电脑,泡上一包泡面又从冰箱里拿出一瓶冰镇的肥宅快乐水,而后便美滋滋的坐在电脑面前打开了中华小当家 This animation he sees since childhood in a big way, is an animated cartoon that he likes, even also illuminated in the animation the way to prepare food in childhood frequently, naturally, is not finally good, slightly is normal a point besides that plum fried rice, majority that other make is the dark ingredients! 这部动漫他从小看到大,是他非常喜欢的一部动画片,甚至小时候还经常照着动画上方式来做菜,当然,结果并不好,除了那个梅子炒饭稍微正常一点外,其余做出来的大部分都是黑暗料理！ Behind he knows, this named: The Chinese small animation is actually an island person draws, this fellow attended to actually the incomprehensible nonsense regarding China, most contents are his own yy come out. 后面他才知道,这部名为:中华小当家的动漫其实是一个岛国人画的,这家伙对于中华料理其实狗屁不通,大部分内容都是他自己yy出来的。 For example inside 12 levels of contents, the introduction about small sheatfish surface, slightly manage a household in other words to adjust Tang Jiangtang causes the seafood taste, put the fish to be fragrant especially, the fish fragrance in the animation was similar soy sauce shape liquid, moreover was instilled into a mysterious origin. 比如里面十二级内容,关于小当家鲶鱼面的介绍,就是说小当家为了调汤将汤弄出海鲜味,特地放了鱼香,在动画里鱼香是类似酱油形状的液体,而且还被灌输了一个神奇的起源。 Said is that side Xishu belongs to the mountainous area, usually in cannot eat the delicacies from the sea, therefore made this fish to satisfy specially fragrant to the seafood taste demand 说是西蜀那边属于山区,平日里吃不到海味,所以就专门做出了这种鱼香来满足对海鲜口感的需求 numb egg, really letter/believed his evil in childhood, takes the view that this island person is compiling to go out to install seriously to compel, asking that finally the little friend who comes to despise by several Shu: Has eaten the shredded pork with garlic sauce? Has eaten the shredded pork with garlic sauce? 麻蛋,小时候自己还真信了他的邪,一本正经拿着这个岛国人编造出来的说法出去装逼,结果被好几个蜀都过来的小伙伴鄙视的问道:吃过鱼香肉丝吗?吃过鱼香肉丝吗？ After that he has not made the meal according to the animation in again, several years have not gone to look at this by the disgraceful animation, many years later, he reduced to eat the day of instant noodles daily, he turned out this ancient animation again, treated as getting food down video. 自那之后他再也没有照着动漫里做过菜,也好几年没有去看这部让自己丢人现眼的动漫,直到很多年后,他沦落到了天天吃泡面的日子,他才再一次翻出了这部古老的动画,当做了下饭视频。 Often sees the country gentleman not two-sided that volume, will think that the present instant noodles are more fragrant 每每看到国士无双面那一集,都会觉得眼前的泡面更香一些 The getting food down video, after finishing eating the instant noodles, An Shunwang touched the belly, feels like appearance that has not eaten to the full 就着下饭视频,吃完泡面后,安顺旺摸了摸肚子,感觉好像没吃饱的样子 But soak is the jumbo version, when three doughs set level was not able to finish eating that 可自己泡得是巨无霸版呀,三块面饼呀放平时都是吃不完的那种 Why today half full? 为什么今天半饱都没有？ Can no longer come one barrel? 要不再来一桶？ An Shunwang looked at the instant noodles barrel, why does not know, even if the feeling is very hungry, but the body actually refuses to continue to eat this thing very much, even if there is a small video to entice unable to cancel the appetite. 安顺旺看了看泡面桶,不知为什么,即便感觉还是很饿,但身体却很拒绝继续吃这东西,哪怕有小当家的视频勾引也勾不起食欲。 Perhaps should change the taste? Next time from online orders the soup noodles with spareribs 或许该换换口味了？下次从网上订排骨面吧 Thinks that this An Shunwang tidied up the instant noodles box, after wiping the mouth, lay down the game warehouse 想到此安顺旺收拾了泡面盒子,擦了擦嘴后躺进了游戏仓 But just went in knits the brows immediately, is not right, oneself come back is prepares to rest to make up thinks that how to be unconscious lies down toward the game warehouse in? 可刚趟进去顿时又皱了皱眉,不对呀,自己回来是准备休息补觉的,怎么不自觉又往游戏仓里躺了？ How really good the scabs to forget to hurt are? 真是好了伤疤忘了疼还是咋的？ After intertwining for about 20 seconds, An Shunwang decided, only plays again for two hours- 纠结了大约二十秒钟后,安顺旺决定,就只再玩两个小时- Enters the game in An Shunwang shortly, outside then resounded the knock, but An Shunwang that at this time had been transmitted naturally cannot hear 就在安顺旺进入游戏没多久,外面便响起了敲门声,而此时已经被传送走的安顺旺自然是听不到的 But at this time stands out the An Shunwang apartment is the morning goes to the company to look for his Chinese. 而此时站在安顺旺公寓门外的便是早上去公司找他的那个华人。 This time he seems somewhat quite distressed 此时的他看起来颇有些狼狈 Before to go to Silicon Valley Corporation low-key, result does India also dare to begin to oneself unexpectedly? Annoyed the security to behind directly, was lost the big face by oneself! 之前为了低调去硅谷公司,结果一阿三居然还敢对自己动手？到后面直接惹来了保安,让自己丢了好大的脸！ Although that India was hit especially by him did not know, but is not loose oneself curry taste to the present for a very long time, even almost the allergy, wants to take a bath that side the old man also to be called itself do not delay the time, hurried to find. 虽然那阿三被他打得特么都不认识,但自己一身咖喱味到现在都久久不散,甚至都差点过敏了,想洗个澡呢偏偏老头那边又叫自己不要耽搁功夫,赶紧把人找到。 Oneself can only go against disgusting curry taste to find in others home in a hurry 自己只能顶着一身恶心的咖喱味匆匆又找到别人家里来 The words saying that the old man is also insane insanely, really letter/believed that nonsense named Yang Rui 话说老头子也是失心疯,真信了那个叫杨瑞的鬼话 Matter probably is this 事情大概是这样 About a month ago, found the old gentleman Yang Rui to the US, said an unthinkable matter, to be honest, to present thinks that the opposite party is talking nonsense. 大约一个月前,杨瑞到了米国找到自家老爷子,说了一件匪夷所思的事,说实话,到现在自己都认为对方在扯淡。 What alien colonizes through the online game? 什么外星人通过网络游戏来殖民？ Listens to this is the logical expression? The beginning does not dare to arrange!! 听听这是人话吗？起点都不敢这么编！！ The old gentleman also really letter/believed him, agreed that mobilized the resources to make him investigate. 偏偏老爷子还真信了他,同意调动资源让他调查。 However does not know is the coincidence, before this Yang Rui, comes true to several matters that the old gentleman predicts 不过也不知道是不是巧合,这个杨瑞之前向老爷子预言的几件事都成真了 First was this so-called «star sea» plays in central China large surface area public test situation had not opened the overseas channel, and simultaneously was open the overseas channels of forty countries! 第一个是这款所谓的《星海》游戏在华中还未大面积公测的情况就开放了海外通道,并且还同时开放了四十几个国家的海外通道！ This is not quite reasonable regarding the game that has not gained, because of normally, a game, if first in a place stable basic plate, not making outside business agent see this game true profitability, will rarely have the operator to want the agent. 这对于一款还未盈利的游戏来说是不太合理的,因为正常情况下,一个游戏如果不先在一个地方稳定基本盘,让外面的代理商看到这游戏真正的盈利能力,是很少会有运营商愿意代理的。 Even if initially storm that «Titan», by oneself many years of media propaganda that the reputation that plays the game and blots out the sky, still without also not public test like the opposite party on opening so many overseas channels 即便是当初暴雪那款《泰坦》,凭借自己多年做游戏的口碑和铺天盖地的媒体宣传,也没像对方这样还未公测就开启那么多海外通道的 Moreover according to investigation, this game, for fast in overseas examining, light/only spent many hundreds of millions federal coins in the US! 而且根据调查,这游戏为了快速在海外过审,光在米国就花了好几亿联邦币！ This does not conform to the common sense obviously very much 这显然很不符合常理 Second was the opposite party strange operator schema, after spending the large sum of money turned on the overseas channel, this game also wanted the current limiting unexpectedly, every day only allowed the fixed quota player to line up the game 第二个便是对方诡异的操作模式了,在花了重金开启海外通道后,这游戏居然还要限流,每天只允许固定名额玩家排队进游戏 Moreover according to the Yang Rui depth investigation discovery, enters the American player of this game now, is the young people in some remote small towns, and spacing distribution is big, around the usual city only has dozens individuals, moreover is distributed in each different small town, and regardless of the status or the family background, is extremely low to the social influence. 而且根据杨瑞深度调查发现,如今进入这款游戏的米国玩家,都是些偏远小镇的年轻人,且间距分布非常大,通常一个城市周围只有几十个人,而且还都分布在各个不同的小镇,且无论身份还是家庭背景,都对社会影响力极低。 But all these, conform to the Yang Rui beforehand forecast! 而这一切,都符合杨瑞之前的预测！ However oneself think that all these are the coincidences, but old gentleman as if after these contents that because actually that fellow predicts realize, started to attach great importance. 不过自己认为这一切都是巧合,但老爷子似乎却因为那家伙预言的这些内容实现后开始重视了起来。 Besides giving Yang Rui multi-resources makes him step up the investigation, but also makes itself also investigate secretly 除了给予杨瑞更多资源让他加紧调查外,还让自己偷偷也来调查 The words saying that the old gentleman really does believe that what alien that set? 话说老爷子难道真信那个什么外星人那一套？ He thought that with its letter/believes this is what alien plot, might as well letter/believes this is actually Yang Rui and that star sea plays the following person deliberately to suppose to wrap/sets of the repertoire old gentleman 他觉得与其信这是什么外星人阴谋,还不如信这其实就是杨瑞和那款星海游戏后面的人故意设套来套路老爷子的呢 You did not say that also really has the possibility 诶你不说还真有可能呢 Is thinking he even more agitated knocking on a door , that were beaten open by oneself suddenly 想着他越发烦躁的敲了敲门,突然的,咔嚓一声,那门自己被自己敲开了 The men gawked staring, he could feel that this not others open, but has not closed from the start 男子愣了愣,他感觉得到这门并不是别人开的,而是压根就没关 Brought to have doubts he to open the door cautiously, coming was a large share old altar/jar pickled cabbage surface flavor 带着疑惑他小心翼翼的推开了门,迎面而来的就是一大股老坛酸菜面的味道 The men knit the brows to walk, the An Shunwang apartment is very small , less than 20 square meters, went to look at an insight probably. 男子皱了皱眉头走了进去,安顺旺的公寓很小,大概也就二十平方米不到,进去一眼就看了个通透。 A big game warehouse, one meter five bed, a computer table and a desktop computer, the computer seems to be starting, above is suspending a picture of animated cartoon 一个大游戏仓、一张一米五的床、一张电脑桌和一台台式电脑,电脑似乎还是开着的,上面暂停着一部动画片的画面 Does China slightly manage a household? 中华小当家？ The men looked at that picture, recognized, immediately thinks before , the instant noodles taste that smells, in the heart understands immediately, the master in this room is senior ** silk! 男子看了看那画面,一眼就认了出来,随即想到了之前闻到的泡面味,心中顿时明白,这屋子的主人是一个资深**丝！ But where did the person go to? 可人去哪里了？ The men knit the brows to look at all around, the restroom he had also looked a moment ago, inside no one, the place of such bird nest size, was a big living person always impossible to disappear baseless? 男子皱眉望了望四周,厕所刚才他也看过了,里面没人,就这么鸟窝般大小的地方,一个大活人总不可能凭空消失吧？ Before he comes, has looked at the difference record, the rookery difference demonstrated that before An Shunwang a half hour, returns to the apartment, has not gone out again. 他来之前可是看过出入记录的,公寓大楼出入显示,安顺旺半个小时前就回到公寓,没有再出去过。 Can't in the concealed closet go? 总不能藏衣柜里去了吧？ Finally, the vision of man transferred to that illumination game warehouse 最终,男子的目光移到了那发光的游戏仓上面 The game warehouse is obviously opening, but inside actually no one 游戏仓明显是开着的,但里面却没有人 Is looking at the game warehouse, before the man remembered Yang Rui, spoke the words with the old gentleman 望着游戏仓,男子想起了杨瑞之前和老爷子说得话 The fellow said, he had once seen with one's own eyes, a player disappears from the game warehouse directly, after a period of time reappears in the game warehouse 那家伙说,他曾亲眼看到过,一个玩家从游戏仓里直接消失,过了一段时间后又重新出现在游戏仓里