IHEP :: Volume #8

#726: Disturbance (First Part)

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„What that side technical department is doing? Hasn't the homepage restored? Four hours, have known how many current capacities we did lose?” “技术部那边在搞什么呀？网页还不恢复？已经四个小时了,知道我们损失多少流量了吗？” The director who in Jodl dawn Evaluation Company, is responsible for the company overall content plan was urging to the assistant crazily. 约德尔市晨曦评测公司内,负责公司整体内容策划的总监对着助理疯狂的催促。 The assistant looks at the director bare top of the head, said cautiously: „Eldest child, technical department Manager Yang said that the visits are too big, in addition outside the hacker uses the spicy chicken data attack intentionally, our present servers are very difficult to shoulder .....” 助理望了望总监光秃秃的头顶,小心翼翼道:“老大,技术部杨主管说访问量太大,再加上外面黑客故意用辣鸡数据攻击,咱们现在的服务器很难负荷.....” „Didn't match the new server?” The bald director knits the brows to say. “不是配了新的服务器吗？”秃头总监皱眉道。 Assistant hears word lowers the head: „Technical department Manager Yang said that the growth was too quick, server that before bought quick on excess load .....” 助理闻言低了低头:“技术部杨主管说增长量太快了,之前买的服务器很快就超负荷了.....” The director got angry immediately: „These nonsense technicians, do not encounter a difficulty definitely on the strange hardware, every year spends so many money to ask them to eat the excrement?” 总监顿时怒了:“这些狗屁技术员,遇事不决就怪硬件,每年花那么多钱请他们来吃屎的呀？” The assistant cautious looking opposite party, director saying seems like the thunder storm, the appearance that but the loudness exceptionally small ..... as if also a little for fear that was actually heard by the outside person, felt that lacks in resonance extremely ..... 助理小心翼翼的望了望对方,总监这话看似雷霆风暴,但声量却异常的小.....似乎还有点生怕被外面人听到的样子,给人感觉极为底气不足..... However she can also understand, the national technicians probably a little were recently rampant, often clamored the resignation or strikes collectively, does not know atmosphere that who was used, this made recently their these executive managements very aggrieved ..... 不过她也能理解,最近全国技术员好像都有点嚣张,动不动就叫嚣辞职或者集体罢工,也不知谁惯起来的风气,这让最近他们这些行政管理层很是憋屈..... Moreover now their Dawn Evaluation is the critical moment, the director really did not dare to take risk to offend these programer at this time! 而且现在他们晨曦评测又是关键时刻,总监是真不敢这个时候去冒险得罪那些程序猿！ «star sea» this game has only been authorized their Evaluation Company since debut, several big Evaluation Company want to dig this game to move into is rejected, this lets have «star sea» exposes authority and to exchange the dawn Evaluation Company these two ends of the year of community rapidly to grow exclusive, the innumerable game blogger and Internet users of waiting game lining up registered the member their here, this is Dawn Evaluation brings massive current capacities at the same time to their frail servers resulted in the tremendous pressure! 《星海》这款游戏自面世以来一直就只授权他们一家评测公司,数家大评测公司想要来挖这款游戏入驻都被拒绝,这让拥有《星海》独家曝光权和交流社区的晨曦评测公司这两年关飞速增长,无数游戏博主和等待游戏排队的网民都在他们这里注册了会员,这为晨曦评测带来大量流量的同时又对他们脆弱的服务器造成了巨大压力！ Especially recently, star sea started after the overseas propagandized, attracted mass overseas users, the intelligent global age was the virtual community exchanged, the capacity of each user unit actually and big, the high-definition big charts and various videos that in addition lots of game bloggers uploaded, cause them almost every half year on a renewal server hardware, the fund pressure was nothing less than big. 特别是最近,星海在海外开始宣传后,又吸引了大量国外用户,智能全球化时代都是的虚拟社区进行交流,每一个用户单位的容量其实并不小,再加上大量游戏博主上传的高清大图和各种视频,导致他们几乎每半年就更新一次服务器硬件,资金压力不可谓不大。 But key huge current capacity makes their company have to choose to support by hard and stubborn effort, outside appraises the market value of their company already over 90 billion federal coins, this regarding Evaluation Company is a sky-high price, the home can have Evaluation Company absolutely not over three of this market value! 可关键这巨大的流量又让他们公司不得不选择硬撑,外面评估他们公司的市值已经超过九百亿联邦币,这对于一个评测公司来说已经是一个天价了,国内能拥有这个市值的评测公司绝对不超过三个！ So long as is somebody's turn the listing, the executive who their these own stocks can march into the life peak instantaneously! 只要挨到上市,他们这些持股的高管就可以瞬间步入人生巅峰！ Thinks that this bald editor-in-chief long inspires, decides to endure one wave of again lived in recently these programer rampant domineering, put the gentle voice channel: „You make Manager Yang first find the way to stand firm the community to be normal, even if the current limiting quantity, at least first stabilizes the aspect temporarily, the issue of server I look for the above application now immediately!” 想到此光头总编长吸一口气,决定再忍一波住最近那些程序猿的嚣张跋扈,放柔声线道:“你让杨主管先想办法稳住社区正常,哪怕暂时限流量也可以,至少先稳住局面,服务器的问题我现在马上去找上面申请！” „Is .....” assistant hears word runs hastily toward the technical department .... “是.....”助手闻言连忙屁颠屁颠朝着技术部跑去.... „What? Current limiting quantity?” In technical department, a wear casual attire, but also drags fatty hears word of clamping plank slipper to show the whites of the eyes directly, to behind one group of colleagues who play the cell phone said: „Look? I said that what is coming? Finally hasn't made that comment to be the same with me at noon? These laymen lead , the fart does not understand obviously, must feel embarrassed us, you said that what means this situation can also have besides the current limiting? Wants us to try to find the solution, we are programer are not duo a dream, is really a waste of time!!” “什么？限流量？”技术部里,一个穿着休闲装,还拖着一双夹板拖鞋的胖子闻言直接翻了个白眼,对着身后一群玩手机的同事道:“看吧？我说什么来着？结果还不是跟我中午提得那个意见一样？这些个外行领导也是的,明明屁也不懂个,非要为难我们,你们说这种情况除了限流还能有什么办法？非要我们想办法,我们是程序猿又不是哆啦a梦,真是瞎耽误工夫！！” Assistant: „........” 助理:“........” The eldest child said right, recently programer seemed a little rampant, does not know when from started, these fellows went to work frankly and uprightly do not wear the formal dress, the shorts and slipper joyful fat dwelling water, was really not the general flight clearance ..... 老大说得没错,最近程序猿好像是有点嚣张呀,也不知道从什么时候开始,这些家伙上班都光明正大不穿正装了,短裤、拖鞋快乐肥宅水,真不是一般放飞自我..... And ..... 而且..... The assistant looked at the hair of these fellows curiously, he discovered a very marvelous matter recently, recently many technicians as if started again the long hair ..... 助理好奇的看了看这些家伙的头发,他最近发现一个很奇妙的事,最近好些个技术员似乎都开始重新长头发了..... „Eldest child, but also missed for ten minutes to get off work, now current limiting our how operation method?” And comes soon female programer to ask newly. “老大,还差十分钟就下班了,现在限流咱们怎么个操作法？”其中一个新来不久的女程序猿问道。 „What? Also misses for ten minutes to get off work?” Fatty manager hears Yanduosuo, hurried to look at own cell phone, immediately patted the thigh: „I scratch, does this also operate? Hurries, in half of people the server kicks directly, outside lines up to establish if the amount is counted twice system, do not play the cell phone, begins, strives for five minutes to make to get off work, daddy must rush home to get online moves bricks!!” “什么？还差十分钟下班？”那胖子主管闻言哆嗦一下,赶紧看了看自己的手机,随即一拍大腿:“我擦,这还操作个屁呀？赶紧的,把服务器里面一半的人直接踢出,外面排队设置一进一出制度,都别玩手机了,动起手来,争取五分钟内弄完下班,劳资还要赶着回家上线搬砖呢！！” People hears word, received the cell phone hastily, rapped on the keyboard. 众人闻言,连忙收起了手机,噼里啪啦在键盘上敲击起来。 The assistant gawked staring in one side, opening mouth to say anything, but has not spoken finally, coming in an assistant of resignation to prompt her before, do not prevent this crowd of dog programer to get off work, previous director such doing made these fellows find the excuse to strike directly for a week! 助理在一旁愣了愣,张嘴想说点什么,但最终却没有说话,来之前上一个辞职的助理就提示过她,千万不要阻止这群狗程序猿下班,上一次总监这么做让这些家伙找了借口直接罢工了一个星期！ That new female programer also stares, secretly thought: Originally this work such willful? I go, the working conditions that this probably and beforehand teacher described were not quite same, did a programer day of reaching an agreement only match to rest for three hours? 那新来的女程序猿也是一愣,暗道:原来这份工作这么任性的吗？我去,这好像和以前老师描绘的工作环境不太一样呀,说好的程序猿一天只配睡三个小时呢？ The circle is really good, goes back to tell the Little Sister, read the normal school not to have the future, filled in the computer quickly ..... 啊,it圈真好,回去告诉小妹,读师范没前途,快填计算机吧..... ---------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------- „I depend, kicked the person directly? This dog community, more and more spicy chicken!” In a remote community, sloppy young people were foul-mouthed walked from the game warehouse, arrived at downstairs to take up the cell phone. “我靠,直接踢人了？这狗社区,越来越辣鸡了！”一个偏远小区内,一个邋遢青年人骂骂咧咧的从游戏仓里走出来,走到楼下拿起了手机。 The virtual community cannot go, can only go to the ordinary community to install to compel, the young people took up to imitate the electricity the cell phone to select the Dawn Evaluation ordinary discussion community. 虚拟社区去不了,只能去普通社区装装逼了,青年人拿起充好电的手机点进了晨曦评测的普通讨论社区。 To his moving bricks player, can install the place that compels they who only then these discussion communities, after all compared with painstakingly compel, these arranged Internet users of one year of team to compel at outside painstakingly, often oneself disclosed that game content one group of people envied the expression that the envy hated are his few enjoyment. 对于他这种搬砖玩家来说,能装逼的地方就只有这些讨论社区了,毕竟比起苦逼的他们,那些在外面排了一年队的网民更苦逼,每每自己透露一点游戏内容一群人羡慕嫉妒恨的表情是他为数不多的享受。 „Elder Brother, you got online finally, the dawn virtual area exploded, I also think you today not on the cotton suiting .....” “哥,你终于上线了,晨曦虚拟区炸了,我还以为你今天不上线呢.....” Just got online to eat a melon named king woman the player then first on q he. 刚一上线一个叫王婆吃瓜的玩家便第一时间q上了他。 The young people look at this ID, he knows that this fellow definitely meets first asks him to inquire the news ..... 青年人望了望这个id,他就知道这家伙肯定会第一时间找他打听消息的..... This q his fellow is also lining up files, this fellow was excited recently, because of his lining up quota to three figures, according to had arranged the quantity recently the speed, one week can succeed the landing game. 这q他的家伙也是一个排队档,这家伙最近非常激动,因为他的排队名额已经到三位数了,按照最近排进量的速度来看,原本一个星期就能成功登陆游戏了。 What a pity, yesterday morning an announcement made fond dream of his one week of landing game probably probably be disillusioned. 可惜,昨天凌晨一个公告让他一个星期登陆游戏的美梦或许要破灭了。 According to the announcement demonstrated: Because the overseas channel is open, considering the server load, this work room decides fast to start to slow down the platoon of central China channel, slows down the degree to decide according to the number of overseas recent player specifically, does not remove suspends the possibility of central China channel .... 根据公告显示:由于海外通道开放,考虑到服务器负荷,本工作室决定将华中通道的排速开始放慢,具体放慢程度根据海外新进玩家的数量而定,不排除暂停华中通道的可能.... This news, brings in shouting abuse of one group of lining up Internet users last night immediately, the player who especially these have arranged quickly, heard that already in jointly the place of flesh game work room, said that is must pull out to hit that dog plan! 这消息一出,昨晚立刻引来一堆排队网民的破口大骂,特别是那些已经快排进去的玩家,听说已经在联名人肉这家游戏工作室的地点了,说是一定要将那个狗策划拉出打一顿！ Cracks a joke? Don't own country Internet users attend to first attend to the foreigner? This plan mental illness? Is the foreigner your father? 开什么玩笑？自己国家网民不顾先去顾外国人？这策划神经病吧？外国人是你爹呀？ Therefore these lined up more than one year of Internet users to explode instantaneously, activate the ancestor secure bloodline, the operation that runs up to various great platform communities to curse angrily star sea so has blind faith, massive communities brushed the screen, one let not know the player of star sea this game also knew, ran the dawn community to eat the melon in abundance. 于是那些排队了一年多的网民瞬间爆炸,激活自身祖安血统,跑到各大平台社区去怒骂星海的这般崇洋媚外的操作,大量社区刷屏,一下让很多本来不知道星海这款游戏的玩家也都知道了,纷纷跑来晨曦社区吃瓜。 This also caused the dawn community server within one day to collapse three times! 这也导致了晨曦社区服务器一天之内崩坏了三次！ „Elder Brother, you may calculate, said quickly, what situation in the game is? Can we arrange?” “哥,你可算来了,快说说,游戏里到底是什么情况呀？我们能不能排到呀？” „Yes, daddy arranged for one -and-a-half years, one -and-a-half years do you dare to believe? A little did the symptom tell me to first wait for the foreigner with great difficulty unexpectedly to walk front? Why?” “就是呀就是呀,劳资排了一年半了,一年半了你敢信？好不容易有点苗头了居然告诉我要先等老外走前面？凭什么呀？” „numb egg, previous time has a second generation of rich to see my lining up order, is direct 2 million to buy me not to sell, 2 million, can entire buy a set of small foreign-style multi-storied building me, I am really silly, if we had known this company urogenous, I might as well sold this lining up sequence .....” “麻蛋,上次有个富二代看到我的排队顺序,直接出两百万来买我都没卖,两百万呀,在我这边都可以全款买套小洋楼了,我真傻,早知道这公司这尿性,我还不如把这排队序列卖了呢.....” Is looking at one pile of worrying opinions, the young people showed a faint smile, hit a calm expression: „Everyone should not be excited, has comes, slowly asked that old rule that anything wants to know, one Bitcoin issue .....” 望着一堆着急的言论,青年人微微一笑,打了个淡定的表情道:“各位不要激动,有什么想要知道的一个个来,慢慢问,老规矩,一比特币一个问题.....”
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