Welcome the player: G you too return beautifully, your overall less than 100, has suggested to move bricks to prepare emergency requirement much! 欢迎玩家:g你太美回归,您的积分已不足一百,建议多多搬砖以备不时之需！ My heat, the overall also did not have, how to feel that left blacksmith's shop that silver scale chest armor is more and more far! 我热,积分又没了,怎么感觉离铁匠铺那件银鳞胸甲是越来越远了呀！ Pu Yunchuan complained in secret, stretches oneself to sit from the bed of dormitory, now the overall is really insufficient, the application class hour wanted the overall and exercise attribute to want the overall, even this duty training to rent the multi-purpose classrooms also to want them to take out money unexpectedly, this manufacture group is obviously squeezing their overalls to compel them to move bricks, this dog plan, really went too far!! 蒲云川暗中吐槽,伸了个懒腰从宿舍的床上坐了起来,现在积分真的是太不够用了,申请课时要积分、锻炼属性要积分、连这次任务训练租用多功能教室居然也要他们掏钱,这制作组明显就是在压榨他们的积分逼他们去搬砖,这狗策划,实在太过分了！！ Does the new product that the present cafeteria, the blacksmith's shop and tailer shop have he not to dare to look, knows looked could not afford inside thing, not only sighed secretly: When this moves bricks moves to is a head. 搞得现在食堂、铁匠铺、裁缝店出的新品他都不敢去看,知道看了也买不起里面的东西,不仅暗叹:这搬砖搬到什么时候是个头呀。 Thinks to assign out own attribute: Player G you are too beautiful, race: Green Titan and life rank: Second-level and professional: Miner concurrent job soldier and accumulation overall: 86. 想了想调出了自己的属性:玩家g你太美,种族:绿泰坦、生命等级:二级、职业:矿工兼职战士、积累积分:86。 Property panel: Strength 3.8, agile 1.2, psychic forces, 0.5, physique: 4.6. 属性面板:力量3.8、敏捷1.2、精神力、0.5,体质:4.6。 The physique enhanced, saw that this attribute Pu Yunchuan is slightly gratified, couple of days ago Liver Emperor and the others suddenly were missing, in several days of ranking the data has not changed, nowadays has fallen fifth, but oneself progress by leaps and bounds, foundation panel currently only times with having the small female celestial of athlete's foot! 体质又提高了,看到这个属性蒲云川微微欣慰,前两天肝帝等人突然失踪,几天排行榜上数据没有改变,现今已经跌到了第五名,而自己则是突飞猛进,基础面板现在仅次与有脚气的小仙女了！ However does not know is the misconception, as for these days the attribute promotion, felt one physique in reality also improved slowly, on the staircase did not gasp for breath, twists the drink jar to be strong, in the evening unexpectedly did not get up at night! 不过也不知道是不是错觉,这几天随着属性提升,感觉自己在现实中的体质也慢慢变好了,上楼梯都不喘气了、拧饮料瓶子更有劲了,晚上居然也不起夜了！ Really the rpg game compared with fostering the game wants the friend to the prostate gland many. 果然rpg游戏比养成游戏对前列腺要友好些。 The respectable player, you have hello participated in the rescue duty that this feudal lord initiates, to the duty beginning time also two hours, welcome await orders to the multipurpose training rooms! 尊敬的玩家您好,您已参与这次领主发起的援救任务,离任务开始时间还有两个小时,请到多功能训练室待命！ When peat! Pu Yunchuan shows the whites of the eyes, this time might as well move two hours of brick? 待泥煤呀！蒲云川翻了个白眼,有这个时间不如去搬两小时的砖？ Before the duty, please stay the condition, has limited the player your beginning work application! 任务前请保持好状态,现已限制玩家您的上工申请！ „daddy”- “劳资”- „How to come?” Yu Nu Wu Gua looks at Pu Yunchuan of long in coming to knit the brows. “怎么才来？”雨女无瓜望着姗姗来迟的蒲云川不由皱眉。 Pu Yunchuan rushes to the assembly place time, actually discovered that one group of people had awaited orders, immediately the corners of the mouth cast aside, secretly thought: really mother's spirit, now 6 : 00 am! 蒲云川赶到集合地点的时候,却发现一群人早就已经待命了,顿时嘴角一撇,暗道:真特娘的精神呀,现在才早上 6 点！ „Attention, below I said the duty detail!” Yu Nu Wu Gua saw the person to arrive in full coughed lightly a strict sound said: „This duty source plans for three days, asking fellow players to pay attention, during the duty, did not have the offline point, I said again, during the duty, did not have the offline point, if there is any urgent matter not to facilitate to raise now, we also replaced the candidate with enough time!” “各位注意,下面我说一下任务细节！”雨女无瓜见人到齐了轻咳一声严声道:“这次任务源计划三天,请各位玩家注意,任务期间是没有下线点的,我再说一遍,任务期间是没有下线点的,如果有什么急事不方便现在提出来,我们还来得及更换人选！” The players stand at attention immediately, meaning that no has withdrawal, is rare, behind wants to go to the duty eagerly several thousand, they will certainly not miss the good opportunity. 众玩家顿时立正,没有一个有退出的意思,机会难得,后面眼巴巴想去任务的好几千个呢,他们当然不会错失良机。 Playing truant that the outstanding class of their outstanding class receives the message, plays truant, as for asking for leave reason? Asks for leave to need the reason? In the summer south too went to the summer vacation and winter too to return hotly coldly winters, in family/home the pig to grow up, went home to pinch the pork, wasn't the reasons? 收到消息的他们翘班的翘班、翘课的翘课,至于请假理由？请假需要理由吗？夏天太热去西南避暑、冬天太冷回南方过冬、家里猪长大了,回家掐猪肉,不都是理由吗？ Where working has the game to be important? 工作哪有游戏重要？ However was worried only a point was just three days can sudden die continuously. 不过唯一担心一点就是连续刚三天会不会猝死。 Some people asked this issue bravely. 有人勇敢的提出了这个问题。 Yu Nu Wu Gua withstood/top her fool eyeglasses to say seriously: „This aspect played the work room to pass with my ditch, this game used the newest deep hypnosis technology, can while relaxing the brain made the body also obtain the deep sleep rest, you also felt have been, usually played for more than ten and more than 20 hours, actually after offline, not that tired not?” 雨女无瓜顶了一下她那呆瓜眼镜一本正经道:“这方面游戏工作室已经和我沟通过了,本游戏采用最新深度催眠技术,可以在放松大脑的同时让身体也得到深度睡眠般的休息,想必你们自己也感受到过,平时游戏十几、二十多个小时,其实下线后并没有那么累不是吗？” Such a saying seemed like the players so to think. 诶这么一说好像是诶众玩家如此想到。 Player armor: I said, previous time in the game moved two days of bricks, after offline, delivered eight hours of water, unexpectedly the trifling thing does not have! 玩家甲:我就说,上次在游戏搬了两天的砖,下线后又送了八个小时的水,居然屁事没有！ Player B: The rain female big shot, can you contact with the work room directly? Paying homage to big shot! 玩家乙:哇,雨女大佬,你都能和工作室直接联系了吗？膜拜大佬！ Player C: Worthily is the study tyrant big shot, it seems like that the graduation work has been scheduled, was one of the game work room dog plans was right? 玩家丙:不愧是学霸大佬,看来毕业工作已经预定,就是这游戏工作室的狗策划之一了对不对？ Plays the male servant: Cracking a joke, others are study tyrant, naturally takes the technical department route, the big shot asked the photo, this time will get down from now on together had related, life four irons! 玩家丁:开玩笑,人家是学霸,当然是走技术部路线啊,大佬求照啊,这次过后怎么也是一起下过本的关系了,人生四铁呀！ Do nearby Pu Yunchuan life four irons include have gotten down the itself/Ben together? 一旁蒲云川一愣人生四铁包括一起下过本吗？ Also right, oneself Grandpa ancestor that generation was swept did not have, four irons three lack one. 也对,自己祖爷爷那一辈就被扫没了,四铁三缺一啊。 „But, didn't Big Bro Dog almost sudden die?” Some people doubt to ask. “可,狗哥不是差点猝死了吗？”有人疑问道。 Yu Nu Wu Gua: „Coughing his is on offline is frequent, therefore also warned player, on usually the offline time please arrange reasonably, on virtual game frequent offline shouldered oversized to the body, not just this game had this bug.” 雨女无瓜:“咳他那个是上下线过于频繁,所以也警告诸位玩家,平时上下线时间请合理安排,虚拟游戏频繁上下线对身体本就负荷过大,并不是只有本游戏有这个bug。” Player armor: Hears? The big shot said this game, it seems like work really scheduled. 玩家甲:哇,听到没有？大佬都说本游戏了,看来工作真的预定了呀。 Players: The big shot are flamboyant! 众玩家:大佬牛逼！ Yu Nu Wu Gua had not denied facing the rumor, after all they guessed not leaning, oneself indeed were the internal personnel, actually present was, but I was responsible for flickering you, you were responsible for moving bricks. 雨女无瓜面对谣言也没否认,毕竟他们猜测的也不算偏,自己的确是内部人员,其实在座的都是,只不过我负责忽悠你们,你们负责搬砖而已。 „Below said that groups, here duty altogether 40 people, are divided five groups, each group of disposition personnel are: Developer and Green Titan three( weapon soldier and wild soldier), Fairy clan bowman and Fairy clan Ranger, towerman or shadow, Stone Spirit or Wood Spirit.” “下面说一下分组,此处任务一共四十人,分五组,每组配置人员为:开发者一个、绿泰坦三个(武器战士连个、狂暴战士一个),精灵族弓手一个、精灵族游侠一个、守望者或阴影者一个、石灵或木灵一个。” „Duty everyone provides special communication equipment one with virtual map one, respective weapon and equipment by blacksmith's shop boss great treasure. The storm strong liquor provides, according to the hour collects the rent, please take care of the high-quality weapons in your hand properly, once because losing or the damage, your may the overall of star unable to repay” “任务每人配备专门的通讯设备一个和虚拟地图一张,各自武器、装备均由铁匠铺老板大宝.风暴烈酒提供,按小时收取租金,请妥善保管你们手中的精品武器,因为一旦遗失或损坏,你们那可伶的积分是赔不起的” Players: „” 众玩家:“” „Here duty enters the different five cities in five groups, simulates the D ball South Africa plague scene, the task object for has produced the human body vaccine of antibody, after the security escorts to the medical centers of major cities it and helps extract the blood serum, to complete the task, after the duty is accomplished, will act according to various group of personnel's performance, the reward point!” “此处任务分五组进入不同的五个城市,模拟d球南非瘟疫现场,任务目标为已产生抗体的人体疫苗,安全将其送往各大城市的医疗中心并帮助提取血清后为完成任务,任务完成后会根据各组人员的表现,奖励积分！” „Developer player please note, if there is a teammate dead, please rent your space ring recycling body with the feudal lord Sir immediately, if destroyed without enough time immediately!!” “开发者玩家请注意,如有队友死亡,请立即用领主大人租借你们的空间戒指回收尸体,如若来不及就立即销毁！！” Many Green Titan players immediately ignorant circle, secretly thought: I go, why can recycle the corpse? We are not Fairy. 众多绿泰坦玩家顿时懵圈,暗道:我去,为什么要回收尸体？我们又不是精灵。 Yu Nu Wu Gua sees the people to have doubts explained immediately: „Recycling corpse, if processes appropriately, everyone can resurrect perfectly, not because of body damage, but has come.” 雨女无瓜见众人疑惑顿时解释:“回收尸体,如果处理得当,大家可以完美复活,不会因为身体损坏而重新来过。” „, So that's how it is!!” The players nod in abundance, but only one crowd of developer player actually facial expressions become somewhat strange. “哦,原来如此！！”众玩家纷纷点头,但唯独一群开发者玩家却神情变得有些诡异。 „Another group of team members please note, our group also supplements the temporary duty except the basic task beyond!” “另外一组的队员请注意,我们这一组除开基本任务外还附带临时任务！” „What temporary duty?” One team of other team members immediately one ignorant. “什么临时任务？”一队的其他队员顿时一懵。 Yu Nu Wu Gua: „Is the final word player who support Liver Emperor, Big Bro Dog and Grandpa Lu three intrude the duty arbitrarily!” 雨女无瓜:“就是支援肝帝、狗哥、卢姥爷三名擅自闯入任务的煞笔玩家！” In the heart is prayed that three final word players should better not grasping to study by what influence, or their duties were very perhaps troublesome! 心中则是祈祷那三个煞笔玩家最好不要被什么势力给抓去研究了,要不恐怕他们这次任务就真的很麻烦了！ The player who does not know the circumstances of the matter hears this saying to be discusses spiritedly. 不知情的玩家听到这话则是议论纷纷起来。 【, I said where these three big shot went to for these days, originally entered the transcription randomly!】 【哦,我说这三个大佬这几天去哪里了呢,原来是乱入副本了！】 【I go, originally can also, plays the player like this worthily high, if we had known I also mixed with them on that day, they said that the septic tank searches the treasure, I also thought their convulsion.】 【我去,原来还可以这样哦,不愧是高玩玩家,早知道我那天也跟他们去混了,他们说去化粪池探宝,我还以为他们抽风了。】 【Septic tank? I said that on that day goes to the septic tank to explore time, I said that shining channel is the transcription channel, you have not believed!!】 【化粪池？我就说,那天去化粪池探险的时候,我说那条发着光的的通道是副本通道吧,你们还不信！！】 Real false? The players intent move immediately. 真的假的呀？众玩家顿时意动。 „False!” A Yu Nu Wu Gua face heavy line: „That is a septic tank, the channel of illumination is the excrement switch, will I say in your heads do not conjecture some strange things to be good, plan the group again wicked interest not transcription channel radiochemical manure pit?” “假的！”雨女无瓜一脸黑线:“那就是化粪池而已,发光的通道是粪便转换器,我说你们脑袋里不要臆想一些奇怪的东西好不好,策划组再恶趣味也不会把副本通道放化粪池吧？” 【, The big shot spoke, credible?】 【哇,大佬发话了,可信吗？】 【I do not feel credibly, she is dog to plan that wave now】 【我觉得不可信,她现在已经属于狗策划那一波了】 Yu Nu Wu Gua: „You also under itself/Ben?” 雨女无瓜:“你们到底还下不下本？” „Under one after next!” The players said hastily: „You spoke on and other big shot, book size book size!!” “下下下！”众玩家连忙道:“就等大佬您发话了,开本开本！！”