IHEP :: Volume #1

#56: Not nervous, follows Elder Brother!

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„Did some people use this to run?” In the base, a Xiye eye almost stared from the helmet, points at teleporter in base to say. “有人利用这个跑出去了?”基地里,兮夜一双眼睛差点从头盔里瞪了出来,指着基地里的传送器道。 That teleporter is used for this task transfer, even the position debugged similarly, finally the intelligence reported that some people started this equipment, the intelligence had not closed with enough time, therefore several players such were transmitted!! 那个传送器是用来这次任务传送的,连位置都调试得差不多了,结果智能报告说有人启动了这个装置,智能没来得及关闭,于是有几名玩家就那样被传送走了！！ Intelligence: „Feudal lord should not be excited” 智能:“领主不要激动” „I am very excited!” The handsome face under Xiye helmet full is the heavy line: „Words said that machine does not hide in the basement? Why will be found by the player?” “我很激动！”兮夜头盔下的俊脸满是黑线:“话说那机器不是藏在地下室的吗？为什么会被玩家找到？” Intelligence: „Feudal lord feared that underestimated the researching abilities of these players this base, was not permitted the lounge that enters except for your, where hadn't been given the exploration to be clean by the player? The septic tank must patronize the innumerable players every day, many people also want to look for the valuable box in inside!” 智能:“领主怕是低估了那些玩家的探索能力了这基地,除了你那不被允许进入的休息室,哪里没被玩家给探索干净？化粪池每天都要光顾无数玩家,很多人还想在里面找宝箱呢！” Xiye: „Can't you establishment point ban?” 兮夜:“你就不能设置点禁制吗？” Intelligence: „I established, this intelligence labelled very severe warning on teleporter specially!” 智能:“我设置了呀,本智能特意在传送器上面标注了很严厉的警告！” Xiye hears Yanwang in the past, saw only on teleporter to have one line of very conspicuous red typefaces: The severe warning, this installment is dangerous, should never touch, particularly above that red button, pressed the consequence to be proud!! ps:( Is really dangerous, please do not press randomly!!) 兮夜闻言望了过去,只见传送器上有一行很显眼的红色字体:严厉警告,此装置非常危险,切勿触碰,尤其是上面那个红色按钮,按了后果自负！！ps:(真的非常危险,请不要乱按！！) Follows on the heels together Yu Nu Wu Gua to see after this so-called warning , the corner of the eye pulls out, felt this intelligence is intentional, hey? 跟在后面一起的雨女无瓜看到这个所谓的警告后眼角一抽,感觉这智能是故意的吧,喂？ Xiye knits the brows, feels the chin saying: „Does not have the problem.” 兮夜皱了皱眉,摸着下巴道:“啧没毛病呀。” Intelligence: „Yes?” 智能:“是吧？” Yu Nu Wu Gua only felt that three views shake, really does not know how should complain, such paper can also come out to work as the feudal lord? 雨女无瓜只感觉三观一震,实在不知该如何吐槽,这样纸也能出来当领主的吗？ „Coughs this intelligence to feel, whose mistake matter has happened intertwines not to have the significance again, is inferior or thinks how should recover is not?” “咳本智能觉得,事情已经发生再纠结谁的错已经没有意义,不如还是想想该如何补救不是？” „Un” Xiye continues to knit the brows, finally nods: „Also is” “嗯”兮夜继续皱眉,最终点了点头:“也是” Yu Nu Wu Gua shocks again, really mixed like this? Hey? Was your intelligence too also good to work as? 雨女无瓜再次震惊,真的就这样混过去了哇？喂？你的智能也太好当了点吧？ „Hiss this matter must continue to cease continues to happen is, wants not to enlarge points this warning mark again, or puts a skeleton head to appeared more serious?” “嘶不过这种事还是要继续杜绝继续发生才是,要不把这个警告标记再放大一点,或者说放个骷髅头会不会显得更严肃些？” Intelligence: „, The feudal lord Sir is really wise!” 智能:“啊,领主大人果然英明！” Is wise!! Yu Nu Wu Gua was really unable to continue watching, hurries to go forward to interpose: „Feudal lord Sir, this thing cannot put the electromagnetic isolation like your room and so on?” 英明个屁呀！！雨女无瓜实在看不下去了,赶紧上前插话道:“领主大人,这东西难道就不能像您的房间那样放个电磁隔离之类的吗？” „Can put this feudal lord to put Xiye to come back to look at Yu Nu Wu Gua early” saying: „Space installment generally is the artificial protection, if puts the energy cover to be very easy to disrupt the magnetic field, causing the Coordinate of transmission to go wrong, you think that this feudal lord won't be able to think of this? When really this feudal lord is silly?” “能放本领主早放了”兮夜回过头望着雨女无瓜道:“空间装置一般都是人工守护的,如果放能量罩很容易扰乱磁场,导致传送的坐标出现偏差,你以为本领主会想不到这点？真当本领主傻吗？” Yu Nu Wu Gua: „” 雨女无瓜:“” Presses down in the heart to complain forcefully, she bears the temper not to have the strength: „Feudal lord Sir, that must consider that does put Uncle Zanda teleporter there taking care?” 强行按下心中吐槽,她耐着性子无力道:“领主大人,那要不要考虑一下将传送器放赞达大叔那里保管呢？” „Zanda? He is usually very busy, then in the busy situation also entrusted the work to give him to be able is not inhumane?” “赞达呀？他平时很忙呀,那么忙碌的情况下还委托工作给他会不会太不人道了点？” Yo, this feudal lord also knows unexpectedly sympathizes the staff? Yu Nu Wu Gua complexion slightly gentle a point, it seems like does not have the merit 哟,这领主居然还知道体贴员工？雨女无瓜脸色微微柔和了一点,看来也不是毫无优点嘛 When was saying that anything actually hears Xiye to continue saying: „What to do if he did call the ability main overtime wages? Or are you coming to see? You did not use offline in any case for these days” 正待在说点什么却又听到兮夜继续道:“万一他叫本领主要加班工资怎么办？要不还是你来看着吧？反正你这几天又不用下线” Yu Nu Wu Gua: „I”- 雨女无瓜:“我”- „Hū hiss!!!” Outside some South African village, a three meters high green giant puts out on a haze face showed enjoyed the expression ruthlessly: „Oh, the standard father, this smoke true understanding close to is suitable, was more energetic than daddy that seven money one package of Hongshuangxi, this game really powerful, the feeling of unexpectedly continually smoking can simulate, was not hot does not have the natural justice, un, well? Brothers, don't you come the root?” “呼嘶啊！！！”南非某个村落外,一个三米高的绿巨人狠狠的吐出一口烟气脸上露出了享受般的表情:“哇哦,格老子的,这烟味道真巴适,比劳资那七块钱一包的红双喜带劲多了,这游戏真特么给力,居然连抽烟的感觉都能模拟出来,不火没得天理哇,嗯,咦？兄弟,你不来根？” Nearby Green Titan turns the head indifferently, has not managed him directly. 旁边一个绿泰坦冷漠转头,直接就没理他。 Prado also has his ally is a face delay is looking at present this head not, two green giants! 普拉多还有他的战友则是一脸呆滞的望着眼前这头哦不,两头绿色的巨人！ This world really has Hulk unexpectedly, but also has two especially? Haven't I awaked? 这世界居然真的有浩克,还特么有两个？我是不是没睡醒？ However Hulk is not the North American men conjectures? Even if really existed should speak English? How to listen to this voice to be a bit like the big brothers in central China? Probably also brings the Bashu culture cavity 不过浩克不是北美佬臆想出来的吗？就算真的存在是不是应该说英文？怎么听这口音有点像华中的大兄弟诶？好像还带点巴蜀腔 Moreover what by them that lump wiggles forward like the lump excrement is what thing? Bowel movement native of Singapore? 而且他们旁边那坨扭来扭去像坨屎一样的是什么东西？大便星人吗？ „Hey, the buddy, comes root sai again!” “嘿,那哥们,再来根噻！” „” Can understand central China language Prado to give the big shot reluctantly to distribute the cigarettes hastily, but also on very called the fire him. “哦”勉强能听懂华中语的普拉多连忙给大佬递烟,还很上道的给他打了火。 In the federation, the relations of South Africa and central China have been very good, go to a native of central China who South Africa helps the poor and builds a railroad to be many, to their languages and voices also calculates quite familiar. 联邦里,南非和华中的关系一直很好,远赴南非扶贫、修铁路的华中人很多,对他们的语言和口音还算比较熟悉。 „, Thanked brothers” Green Titan to catch one, looked again to another compatriot: „Can't you determine?” “哦,谢了兄弟”绿泰坦又逮了一口,再次望向另外一个同胞:“你确定不来支？” „After this custom” that Green Titan shows the whites of the eyes shakes the head saying that from the outline looked then can recognize, Green Titan Big Bro Dog that shakes the head, but that smoking, is in the present Green Titan player scoreboard's first: Liver Emperor! “没这习惯”那绿泰坦翻了个白眼后摇头道,从轮廓上看一下便能认出,那摇头的绿泰坦正是狗哥,而那吸烟的,正是如今绿泰坦玩家中积分榜第一名:肝帝！ „That, Grandpa Lu?” Liver Emperor flies in circles to ask to one lump that under is swaying from side to side green. “那,卢姥爷呢？”肝帝对着底下扭动的一坨绿翔问道。 „Does not pull out!” Grandpa Lu shakes to twist the tune the body to say crookedly: „Did this phoenix still in the growth, what to do smoke abnormally by some chance?” “不抽！”卢姥爷晃着自己歪歪曲曲的身躯道:“本凤凰还在发育当中,抽烟万一畸形了咋办？” „Pouch triumphant meeting?” Liver Emperor knits the brows to say. “囊凯会？”肝帝皱眉道。 „How can't?” Grandpa Lu jumped evil ways: „If by some chance this game does need to propagandize the smoking injurious to health? Now the crest of wave is so tight, doesn't display a positive synergy not to fear 404 to step?” “怎么不会？”卢姥爷跳了一下道:“万一这游戏要宣传吸烟有害健康呢？现在风头那么紧,不表现点正能量不怕404迈？” „A little truth” Liver Emperor hears word nods, pinched out the cigarette butt in hand, immediately looks to the surroundings: „Words said where this is? Does the game transcription map step?” “有点道理哈”肝帝闻言点了点头,掐灭了手中的烟头,随即望向周围:“话说,这是哪里诶？游戏副本地图迈？” „How do I know?” Grandpa Lu could not bear white opposite party one eyes: „Above wrote the danger obviously, according, you can not according, but also holds us together, was then good, how to go back not to know, when if will meet red to hang strangely, the grandfather I must start over from the beginning, will the grandfather change a phoenix to be easy I? Let me tell you, if died to return to the city me shapeshifting to trade the variety you to compensate the grandfather next time I!” “我怎么知道？”卢姥爷忍不住白了对方一眼:“明明上面写了危险,不要按,你非要按,还把我们一起托着来了,这下好了,怎么回去都不知道,等会要是遇到个红名怪挂了,姥爷我又要从头再来,姥爷变个凤凰容易嘛我？我跟你说,万一死回城我下次化形换品种了你得赔姥爷我！” „Flurried nervous, nervous hammer is hurried, hasn't this met strangely?” Liver Emperor did not say patiently: „Let alone can that also call the warning? This and on the television these run into the caihuaing clever doll said does not want what while hides to distinguish toward the bed on does not capture to us goes according to stepping?” “慌慌慌,慌个锤子慌,这不还没遇到怪嘛？”肝帝不耐烦道:“何况那也能叫警告？这和电视上那些遇到采花贼的女娃儿一边说不要一边往床上躲有啥区别嘛不就是兜到我们去按迈？” Grandpa Lu: „” 卢姥爷:“” „It is not nervous, according to my many years of experience that plays the game, this type of temporary transcription should be triggering, perhaps after completing the task, has the reward.” “莫要慌,根据我多年耍游戏的经验,这种临时副本应该是触发式的,说不定完成任务后还有奖励呢。” „This” Grandpa Lu and Big Bro Dog hear the reward time, eye slightly one bright, as the saying goes the horse does not have a night of grass is not fat, always goes to and other players rushes to move bricks cowherds is very difficult to spread out to become tall play, such a looks at this triggering duty perhaps is an opportunity, in these game novels, the leads meet this duty to pull open with the ordinary player disparity slowly. “这”卢姥爷和狗哥听到奖励的时候,眼睛微微一亮,俗话说马无夜草不肥,老是去和其他玩家抢着搬砖放牛恐怕是很难拉开距离成为高玩的,这么一看这个触发式任务或许是个机会呀,那些游戏小说里,主角都是遇到这种任务慢慢拉开和普通玩家差距的。 Thinks that this Grandpa Lu received discontentedly, hesitant evil ways gradually: „You also said are reasonable, that depends on your many years of game experience, where should we have the assignment?” 想到此卢姥爷渐渐收起了不满,犹豫了一下道:“你说得也有道理,那依您多年游戏经验来看,我们该去哪里接任务呢？” „This simple!” Liver Emperor hears Yanzhan, referred to the front village saying: „Front does not have a village to step, goes to look for sai, looks for on the skull to have the exclamation mark” “这简单！”肝帝闻言站了起来,指了指前面村落道:“前面不是有个村迈,进去找噻,找脑壳上有感叹号的”
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