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#33: Player daily it: Big Bro Dog

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„, May shame extremely!! Also was made an appointment to fill, these dog player days do not go to work? Does the society want your flock of clothes eating insects to have what using?” “啊,极可羞！！又被预约满了,这些狗玩家一天都不上班的吗？社会要你们这群蛀虫有何用？” After a sparks/Mars Green Titan player gets online somewhere, first starts to book the teacher, finally prompts to wait after for six hours, immediately is breathless! 火星某处一个绿泰坦玩家上线后第一时间就开始预约导师,结果还是提示要等六小时以后,顿时气急败坏起来！ Except for the chief teacher, the soldier in game trains the teachers to make an appointment ahead of time, usually the teacher can only teach 30 students simultaneously, according to the view of teacher, will cross this number, quality of teaching will drop. 除了总教官,游戏里的战士训练导师都要提前预约,通常导师只能同时教导三十名学员,按照导师的说法,过了这个数,教学质量就会下降。 Therefore wish instruction must make an appointment, moreover can only act according to the player who you learn/study the progress match same progress to make an appointment together. 所以想要上指导课的都得预约,而且还只能根据你学习进度匹配相同进度的玩家一起预约。 From the beginning after hearing this rule, many players expressed puzzled, in the base so many people, was this regular words teacher obviously insufficient? 一开始听到这个规则后很多玩家表示不解,基地里那么多人,这种规则的话导师明显不够吧？ But the fact proof is enough, that hour of content that because instructs, you empty to spend 2-3 days of is not possible to digest, has not calculated time that you move bricks! 但事实证明是够的,因为指导的那一小时内容,你空下来花2-3天的时间也不一定能消化得完,还不算你搬砖的时间！ The intelligence will help you preserve the video recording automatically, studies by oneself for your idle time, many players will normally take 45 talents to apply for the second guide, two days like him can apply for one, accumulated the old players of over a thousand overalls. 智能会自动帮你保存录像,供你闲时自习,很多玩家通常都要四五天才会申请第二次指导,像他这样两天就能申请一回的,都是积累了上千积分的老玩家了。 But his position actually continuously by card beyond ten! 但他的名次却一直被卡在十名以外！ This player called: The waist like the male dog, is the Green Titan player who and Liver Emperor shares the honor, the person in the game saw showed due respect for the feelings name Big Bro Dog! 这个玩家叫:腰如公狗,原本是和肝帝齐名的绿泰坦玩家,在游戏里人见了都给面子的称一声狗哥！ But recently the position dropped, the reason was the liver was excessive a while ago, had a hospital stay, the overall had the small female celestial of athlete's foot to surpass, finally unexpectedly cannot be chosen that purchase duty! 但最近地位有所下降,原因是前段时间肝过头了,住了次院,积分被有脚气的小仙女赶超,结果居然没能被选上那次采购任务！ Looks that several fellows in send the big background screenshot in the post unceasingly, in the Big Bro Dog heart not only hates itself such as the name not to have two powerful dog kidneys secretly generally! 看着那几个家伙在贴吧里不断发大背景的截图,狗哥心中就不仅暗恨自己没有如自己名字一般拥有两颗强大的狗肾！ Actually in the normal condition the player will not have this matter, because you, although every day gets online moves bricks is very laborious, but the body of your D star is in fact soaking in the base nutrition warehouse, hundred relaxes the condition be at the percentage, after player offline, will feel that weary also is just the spiritual weary misconception. 其实正常情况下玩家是不会出这种事的,因为你虽然每天上线搬砖很是辛苦,但实际上你d星球的身体是在基地营养仓里泡着的,处于百分百放松状态,玩家下线后会感到疲劳也只不过是精神上的疲劳错觉而已。 But this fellow to surpass Liver Emperor imitates, if goes all out general, following several days of only offline two hours, gets online frequently, lets the brain, in the weary body and relaxes in the body to transform unceasingly, finally makes a mistake, causes the shock, almost dog belt/bring. 但这家伙为了赶超肝帝仿若拼了命一般,后面几天都只下线两个小时,又频繁上线,让大脑在疲劳身体和放松身体中不断转换,最终出错,引起休克,差点狗带。 This matter was also surpassed his small female celestial to taunt, said him to act recklessly, unexpectedly dares with Liver Emperor to the liver? Also not background! 这事儿还被赶超他的小仙女嘲讽过,说他不知死活,居然敢和肝帝对肝？也不查查人家背景！ Big Bro Dog listens to this saying is not convinced immediately, but also really went to investigates passed/lived, wants to know where that can the fellow of liver be sacred, finally checked knows that called the Liver Emperor fellow unexpectedly is a typical programer birth, moreover that 26 years old on were bare the big shot who a hair has not remained, oneself really could not stir up! 狗哥听了这话顿时不服气了,还真去查过,想知道那么能肝的家伙到底是何方神圣,结果查了才知道那叫肝帝的家伙居然是一个地地道道的程序猿出生,而且还是那种26岁就秃得一根头发没剩的大佬,自己果然惹不起！ After struggled the first thoughts certainly Big Bro Dog then set level the mentality, enjoys the game with single-hearted devotion, usually begins work can also delimit the water to delimit the water, did not care to the overall very much. 在绝了争第一的心思后狗哥便放平了心态,专心享受游戏,平时上工也是能划水就划水,对积分也不是很在意了。 The result has not thought after this feudal lord comes back, unexpectedly came a big reform, turned on the channel of vocational training directly, lets be only used to show that the overall of ranking had the big use. 结果没想到这次领主回来后居然来了一次大改革,直接就开启了职业训练的通道,让原本只用来显示排名的积分有了偌大用处。 Moreover announced behind will have a large-scale duty, the player who will choose each race according to qualification conducts the cooperation execution! 而且还宣布了后面会有个大型任务,会择优挑选各个种族的玩家进行合作执行！ This aroused Big Bro Dog his tremendous enthusiasm, originally is also, although this game picture holds in the mouth to explode, detail to be perfect, but all day except for mining mines, the time will grow will have aesthetically some weary. 这又激起了狗哥他极大的热情,本来也是,虽然这游戏画面叼炸、细节完美,但整天除了挖矿就是挖矿,时间长了还是会有一些审美疲劳的。 But after this time opens the teacher trained, making the Green Titan arid mining profession instantaneously enrich, the chief teacher's strength training and other physique training teachers' skill trainings make him feel that felt the incomparable curiosity. 但这次开启了导师训练之后,让绿泰坦原本枯燥的挖矿生涯瞬间丰富了起来,无论是总教官的力量训练、体质训练还是其它导师的技巧训练都让他感觉充满了无比的新鲜感。 This type the third dimension that teaches you to practice martial arts, in some of Hua Zhongyi high-quality goods knight-errants play not to realize! 这种一把一式教你练武的真实感,就是在华中一些精品武侠游戏里也体会不到！ Moreover trained from now on that body obvious promotion as well as that type really can proficiently use the progressive feeling of cold weapons too to be really wonderful, making rebirth warm him wish one could to treat 24 hour a day in the game! 而且训练过后那种身体明显的提升以及那种真的能熟练使用冷兵器的进步感实在太美妙了,让重生热情的他恨不得每天24小时都待在游戏里面！ And the previous time cannot participate in the duty is the Big Bro Dog worry, making him take to heart, this time he pledged that cannot fall behind absolutely again! 并且上次没能去参加任务一直是狗哥的心病,让他耿耿于怀,这次他发誓绝对不能再掉队了！ However catches up to the process of position is not smooth. 不过赶冲名次的过程却并不顺利。 Training he as once almost caught up with the Liver Emperor player, the overall storage compares enough measures, but the key is time, since previous time he entered the hospital, he was then dragged into the control list by the network management bureau forcefully, stipulated that every day cannot get online for over eight hours . Moreover the game intelligence also coordinates, each time quickly to eight hours of time prompted him to hurry offline. 训练方面他作为曾经差点追上肝帝的玩家,积分储存还是比较够量的,但关键就是时间这一块,自从上次他进了医院后,他便被网管局强行拉入了管控名单,规定每天上线不得超过八小时,而且游戏智能也非常配合,每次快到八小时的时候就提示他赶紧下线了。 This makes Big Bro Dog extremely not convenient, especially trains this skillfully, the skill training must spend lots of time to practice every day to digest, moreover after digesting with great difficulty , when wants then the curriculum frequently prompted the teacher to be taken, making him have to hurry offline, in order to avoid took oneself precious web. 这让狗哥变得极为不方便,特别是技巧训练这一块,技巧训练每天要花大量时间去练习消化,而且好不容易消化完后想接着课程时经常又提示导师被占用了,让他又不得不赶紧下线以免占用自己宝贵的上网时间。 But after offline , can't the time is quite unendurable, as one not the rich N generations that uses to go to work, in the reality except for spending to feel all right to do, make me rely on one's own effort to revive in the game peacefully, exerts oneself to mature? 可是下线后时间好难熬啊,作为一个不用出去上班的富n代,在现实中除了花钱感觉就没什么事做,就不能让我安安静静在游戏里自力更生,奋发成才吗？ Oh, what way of the world- 唉,什么世道- After go offline, Big Bro Dog is stretching oneself to walk from oneself luxurious game warehouse slowly, obviously the player's of this named male dog such as his name in the reality like that is not fierce, on the contrary his complexion is empty, sends the border line to have the 30-year-old standard young, obviously does not have the good work and rest custom to create. 下了线后狗哥伸着懒腰从自己豪华游戏仓里慢慢走了出来,显然这名为公狗的玩家在现实中并没有如他名字那般勇猛,相反他脸色虚白,年纪轻轻发际线却已经有30岁的标准,显然是没有良好作息习惯造成的。 „, Treasure? Came out quickly?” In villa, asking of appearance very gently beautiful woman face care. “诶,宝贝？这么快就出来了？”别墅里,一个容貌非常柔美的女人一脸关心的问道。 „Un” Big Bro Dog nods, then sits on the sofa is in a daze, his extraordinary quiet in reality. “嗯”狗哥点了点头,便坐在沙发上发呆,现实中的他出奇的沉默寡言。 The women see that to propose: „Weather is so good, goes out to stroll, in the old dwelling family/home is not good” 女人见状提议道:“天气这么好,出去逛逛吧,老宅家里也不好” Big Bro Dog: „Does not go to heat” 狗哥:“不去热” „Is the heat is good!” The women said with a smile: „The girl on weather hot street puts on cool, the big long leg of avenue, most solved the hot weather!” “就是热才好！”女人笑道:“天气热街上的女孩才穿得清凉,满大街的大长腿,最解暑了！” The Big Bro Dog hears word corners of the mouth pull, said regardless: „Doing a bit less, me regards as important the belt/bring to come back you is not unsatisfied each time, to put it bluntly finally can communicate with whom is also not you subscribes?” 狗哥闻言嘴角一扯,撇开头道:“少来,每次我看重带回来你们都不满意,说白了最后要和谁来往还不是你们订？” „That is your vision is not good, brings each time is the worshipping money females.” “那是你眼光不好,每次带回来的都是拜金女呀。” „But your son I attract girl's place to only have money, spends money to pound isn't the worshipping money female a woman of integrity?” “可你儿子我吸引女孩的地方只有钱呀,用钱砸回来的不是拜金女难道是烈女？” At this point the boy looks that the mother attractive cheek looks in the small mirror that by the sofa the mother placed to reflect that ordinary face, the doubts said: „Mother, you fished the father before time has tidied up? Why your beautiful appearance haven't I inherited?” 说到这里男孩看着老妈漂亮的脸蛋又看了看沙发旁老妈摆放的小镜子里反射出自己那张平凡的脸,不由疑惑道:“妈,你以前钓老爸的时候是不是整过容呀？为什么你的美貌我一点没继承？” „!” Woman hears word bah got angry immediately: „That is your father clown, but the old lady I, your father that appearance, can I synthesize such appearance old lady you no wonder very powerful my gene already?” “啊呸！”那女人闻言顿时呸了一声怒道:“那是你爹丑,可怪不得老娘我,就你老爹那个样子,我能把你综合成这么副模样老娘我的基因已经很给力了好吗？” Boys: „Why is my father so ugly you to marry him?” 男孩:“我爸那么丑你为什么嫁他呀？” Women: „He has money!” 女人:“他有钱呀！” Boys: „” 男孩:“” Women: „Actually, the son you are not ugly, most was much longer, if can exercise, was not too bad, the result did the body young empty, usually seemed like a male spirit not to have, your father did not make you go to and that group of packs of scoundrels mixes you in the dwelling family/home to play the game daily, truly too did not make sense.” 女人:“其实吧,儿子你也不算难看,最多是长得平凡了点,要是能把身体锻炼一下,也不是太差嘛,结果年纪轻轻搞得身体那么虚,平时看起来一点男子气概都没有,你老爸不让你去和那群狐朋狗友混了你就天天宅家里打游戏,确实太不像话了。” The boys lower the head silent, to be honest he is some regrets, the 14 or 15-year-old body did not have ripe to be brought daily the demeanor dog or horse by that group of fair-weather friends long, doing him 20 years old empty are now similar to a 35 -year-old uncle. 男孩低头沉默,说实话他是有些后悔的,十四五岁身体还没长熟就被那群酒肉朋友带着天天声色犬马,搞得他现在才20来岁虚得跟个三十五岁大叔差不多。 „Right, two days of old gentleman has celebrated a birthday, family's people must go, the younger generations of many family/home will also offer birthday congratulations, you at home, little played a game over the two days honestly, I asked the nanny to prepare tonic to you, made up the facial expression well, you best also find time to exercise, was been seemingly more energetic by oneself, so as to avoid the old gentleman saw our mothers two sarcastic comments.” “对了,过两天老爷子过寿,家里的人都要去,还有很多家的晚辈也会去祝寿,你这两天在家老实一点,少玩点游戏,我叫保姆给你准备了一下补品,好好补补气色,你最好也抽空锻炼一下,让自己看起来精神一些,免得老爷子看到我们娘两又冷言冷语的。” „?” Boy hears word immediately painstakingly the face, the old gentleman in mother mouth is being his grandfather, is the retired senior commander, the character strict board, always cannot get used to seeing of mother and ruined family of vase, he usually can not see is hiding as far as possible . Moreover the birthday definitely also big group of male cousin younger male cousins and some families' outstanding juniors, must have the comparison when the time comes, this situation was most troublesome “啊？”男孩闻言顿时苦着脸,母亲口中的老爷子是他爷爷,是个退伍老军长,性格严板得要死,一向看不惯花瓶的老妈和败家的自己,他平时是能不见就尽量躲着的,而且大寿肯定还有一大堆堂兄堂弟和一些家族的优秀子弟,到时候肯定少不了比较,这种场合最麻烦了 Yeah, if oneself lived in the game world were good, even if moved for a lifetime the brick? The several important personages of duty will introduce...... are behind the player daily representative, everyone likes anyone supposing, can in the commentary area say that...... has a look at Rubik's cube my character to have such a person. 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