IHEP :: Volume #1

#3: Unequal treaty!

„Xiao Chen, I know that you want to make the result as an rookie, but cannot because of but like this appraises falsely! Is this is irresponsible you to know for one of the general player? What our company incurs is the specialized game evaluation person, does not incur these to carry out the trash edition of title party, the company just now goes on the market, what need is the good industry reputation, is your discrediting the company reputation you to make?” “小陈呐,我知道你作为一个新人很想做出成绩,但也不能因为这样而虚假评价呀！这是对广大玩家的一种不负责你知道吗？我们公司招的是专业的游戏评测人,不是招那些搞标题党的垃圾编辑,公司才刚上市,需要的是良好业界口碑,你这样是在败坏公司声誉你造吗？” Transmits in the light halo, Xiao Chen lowers the head to compensate to smile: „Leadership, is really not such!” 传送光圈里,小陈低头赔笑:“领导,真不是那样！” „Snort!” That is middle-aged person cold snort/hum one of the head actually does not believe, the private player can make the picture five stars works? Said that who letter/believes? You said that can make game five star that also some those possibly, after all the folk crouching tiger , hidden dragon, did not say that brain hole surprised talent, but picture thing ratio is the basic skills, needed is the high-end virtual engine and outstanding art designing, having these things possibly can be only a private designer? “哼！”那为首的中年人冷哼一声却并不相信,私人玩家能做出画面五颗星的作品？说出去谁信呀？你说能做出游戏性五颗星那都还有那么些可能,毕竟民间卧虎藏龙,不是说没有那种脑洞惊奇的天才,可画面这种东西比的就是基本功,需要的就是高端的虚拟引擎以及优秀的美工,拥有这些东西怎么可能会只是一个私人设计者？ „Welcome to star sea, brave explorer, come, the quick signing contract, becomes the great Xiye feudal lord subordinate people of!” “欢迎来到星海,勇敢的探险者呀,来,快签订契约,成为伟大兮夜领主麾下的子民吧！” npc as before is that set of lines, this was the beginning of comparison hackneyed stuff, regarding the specialized evaluation personnel, depended on these words to think of the archives design of this plan team no new idea probably. npc依旧是那套台词,这属于比较老套的开场了,对于专业的评测人员来说,就凭这一句话就能大概想到这策划团队毫无新意的文案设计。 However at this time three people are not in no mood to worry these, scolded Xiao Chen that middle-aged person a face to be dumbfounded a moment ago at this time, but Xiao Chen revealed the shocking expression after experience over one time as before. 不过此时三人都没有心情顾虑这些,刚才数落小陈那个中年人此时一脸目瞪口呆,而小陈在见识过一次之后依旧流露出了惊艳的表情。 „This this” a that middle-aged person face inconceivable is looking at the surroundings, as an employed more than 20 years of expert, has seen the high-quality game is innumerable, may not have a picture to him so to shock the feeling. “这这这”那中年人一脸不可思议的望着周围,作为一个从业二十多年的老手,见过的精品游戏数不胜数,可没有一款画面能给他如此震撼感的。 How is two old men? Also is the bald people? 怎么是两个老头？还都是秃子？ Under under the Xiye helmet covers on the face to reveal discontented, as a feudal lord, recruits the labor naturally to advertise for young in full vigour, he somewhat could not be interested regarding this bald old man. 兮夜头盔下掩盖下的脸上露出一丝不满,作为一个领主,招聘劳工自然是想招聘精力旺盛的青壮,对于这种秃头老者他有些提不起兴趣。 Only if some special races technical top talents, for example the plant master and copper of Hall person must a state-of-art Hex machine electrical system talent or the doctor of Wood Spirit of Clan blacksmith and spiral spring clan of clan, naturally be the hope age the bigger the better regarding this kind of person major feudal lords, after all the technician, is older more is popular 除非是一些特殊种族的技术高端人才,比如霍尔伯人的植物师、铜须一族的铁匠、发条一族的尖端海克斯机电系人才或者木灵族的医生,对于这类人各大领主当然是希望年纪越大越好,毕竟技术人才,都是越老越吃香嘛 But this star backward science and technology, making Xiye not catch cold to their so-called technicians completely, what he needs is one group of capable young people, after own lifeform transforms can become the young people who must use the miner!! 可这个星球落后的科技,让兮夜对它们所谓的技术人才完全不感冒,他需要的是一群精壮的年轻人,经过自己生物改造后能成为一个得用矿工的年轻人！！ „Respectable feudal lord Sir, how to sign the contract?” Two old people who this time come like former that small young hurried offline, after the experience to this unthinkable picture exquisite, they do not want to take a look at this designer to develop many in the game aspect. “尊敬的领主大人,请问如何签订契约呢？”这次来的两个老人没有像之前那小年轻一样急急忙忙下线,在见识到这匪夷所思的画面精巧度后,他们也想看看这设计者在游戏性方面到底开发了多少。 Xiye hears word lifted the eyelid slightly, looked at them, somewhat could not mention the mood, but intelligent actually prompt biography sound said: The respectable feudal lord Sir, the mosquito again slightly is also the meat, although old, transforms after the lifeform, is not cannot use. 兮夜闻言微微抬了抬眼皮,望了一眼他们,有些提不起心情,但智能却及时传音道:尊敬的领主大人,蚊子再小也是肉,虽然年纪大一点,经过生物改造后,也不是不可以用的。 „Can with be able to use, but wastes the gene to keep in a storehouse very much.” Xiye uses the mind to transmit to say. “能用是能用,可是很浪费基因存库啊。”兮夜用着心灵传输回道。 Indeed, old is not cannot make the lifeform to transform, but the cell started to decline after all, regardless of the absorbancy or the evolution ability were far less than the young people, even if transformed successfully, the gene ability that can absorb was still limited 的确,年纪大一点也不是不可以做生物改造,但毕竟自身细胞都开始衰退了,无论吸收能力还是进化能力都远不如年轻人,即便改造成功了,能吸纳的基因能力也有限 „What relations has the feudal lord Sir? You in any case buy is the bargain-priced goods not?” “有什么关系呢领主大人？反正您买的都是便宜货不是吗？” The Xiye hears word corners of the mouth cast aside slightly, which company is this broken intelligence produces? Oneself must remind in group next these Junior Brother Junior Sisters, do not buy with, otherwise in the universe drifts such a broken mouth that several hundred thousand years can chat only, thinks to think that the heart is tired! 兮夜闻言嘴角微微一撇,这破智能是哪个公司产的？自己得在群里提醒一下自己下一届的那些师弟师妹,千万别和自己买同款的,要不然宇宙中漂泊几十万年唯一能聊天的还是这么一个破嘴,想想就觉得心累！ But it is said right, the gene bank that oneself buy is the bargain-priced goods, without the means that who called itself poorly? 但它说得没错,自己买的基因库都是便宜货,没办法,谁叫自己穷呢？ „Respectable feudal lord Sir?” Sees that npc quite a while not to answer, two middle-aged people knit the brows immediately, secretly thought: This plays really only then shell? A content? “尊敬的领主大人？”见那npc半天没有回话,两个中年人顿时皱眉,暗道:这游戏难道真的就只有个壳子？一点内容都没有？ „” Xiye recovers, occupying a commanding position is looking at them: „You made this life wisest choice!” “啊”兮夜回过神来,居高临下的望着他们:“你们做出了这一生最明智的选择！” Was saying the big hand wields, sees only one pack of style fine contracts to appear in the face of three people , to continue saying: „Signs your names, from now you are I, the people of great Xiye feudal lord! After signing the contract, I will conduct the lifeform to transform to you, making you outstanding universe species!” 说着大手一挥,只见一叠样式精美的合同出现在三人面前,继续道:“签下你们的名字,从此以后你们便是我,伟大兮夜领主的子民了！签完合同后我会对你们进行生物改造,让你们成为优秀的宇宙物种！” Contract? Several people of expressions stare, immediately glanced through interestingly. 合同？几人表情一愣,随即饶有兴趣的翻阅了起来。 Stipulates one: After Party B signing contract, for the Party A legitimate people, will fulfill working and resting duty, tax obligation, joining the army duty as well as population production that and other duties the feudal lord stipulates, is specifically as follows: 规定一:乙方签订合约后即为甲方合法子民,将履行领主规定的劳逸义务、纳税义务、从军义务以及人口生产等义务,具体如下: Balla Balla 巴拉巴拉 Stipulates two: Citizen interests that Party B gets by Party A plenary powers stipulation, because the country of Xiye feudal lord just constructed, various benefits and rewards did not have the concrete standard, everyone can expect heartily. 规定二:乙方所获得的公民利益由甲方全权规定,由于兮夜领主的国家刚刚兴建,各项福利以及报酬都还没有具体的规范,大家可以尽情期待。 Contract term of validity: Innumerable years! 合约有效期:无数年！ Note: During the contract, cannot rebel and flee and betray by any reason, violence to revolt against the Xiye feudal lord, will otherwise receive the sanction of big universe federation! 注:合约期间不能以任何理由叛逃、出卖、暴力反抗兮夜领主,否则将受到大宇宙联邦的制裁！ Contract that is very concerned about face!! 好不要脸的合同！！ Glances through the contract three people in abundance dumbfounded, Xiye does intentionally a face to be calm, actually afraid compels. 翻阅合同的三人纷纷傻眼,兮夜故作一脸镇定,其实心虚的一逼。 He does not have the ability to invade the D star now, without him of military cannot colonize in the way of slave, that can only use the contract system, the contract of deity group by big universe federal law protection, once signs, then cannot renege on a promise, if these fellows detected when the time comes to not rebelling against, oneself then can apply for the big federation to conduct the military force intervention. 他现在没有能力侵略d星球,没有兵力的他也不能以奴隶的方式殖民,那就只能用合同制了,天神组的合同是受大宇宙联邦法律保护的,一旦签下,便不能反悔,如果到时候这些家伙察觉不对反叛了,自己便可以申请大联邦进行武力干预。 Sounds somewhat dreadful, does not conform to a style of great feudal lord, but does not have the means that although his genomes are the bargain-priced goods, but also is money buys, if the method of this broken intelligent flickering human behind were seen through, where these fellows do bring the gene that are buying to rebel and flee on oneself to cry? 听起来有些猥琐,不太符合一个伟大领主的风范,但也没办法,他那些生物基因虽然都是便宜货,但也是钱买的呀,这破智能忽悠人类的方法要是后面被识破了,这些家伙带着自己买的基因叛逃自己上哪儿哭去？ The contract that but this intelligence draws up indeed slightly was excessive a point, how one looked that is not different from the slave, others are not silly, how possibly to countersign? 但这智能拟定的合同的确稍稍过分了一点,咋一看跟奴隶没啥两样嘛,别人又不傻,怎么可能会签？ „Coughs, if you thought that cannot raise reasonably” “咳如果你们觉得不合理可以提一下” „Feudal lord Sir, after signing ?” Three people of face full of enthusiasm asking. “领主大人,签完了之后呢？”三人一脸兴致勃勃的问道。 „Eh” looked at three people to sign that unequal treaty happily, in the Xiye heart choked, did this sign? Is the method of this broken intelligence so unexpectedly effective? “额”望着三人那么痛快就把那份不平等条约签了,兮夜心中一呛,这就签了？这破智能的方法居然这么管用？ „Keke!” After Xiye coughed, one of the hastily brushing takes back the contract, confirmed after three people of signatures, with no trace is low and deep after the contract takes back in the private , the sound: „Comes with me!” “咳咳！”兮夜咳嗽了一声后,连忙刷的一下收回合同,确认了三人的签名以后不着痕迹的将合同收回私人空间里后声音低沉道:“跟我来吧！” „old Yang, you looks, this surrounding these instruments, these details , had the science and technology to feel!” “老杨啊,你看,这周围这些仪器,这些细节,啧啧,太有科技感了！” „Yes!” That is called old Yang middle-aged person hears word who to nod: „Was too exquisite, light/only these aspects, rainstorm «Titan»!” “是呀！”那个被叫做老杨的中年人闻言点头:“太细腻了,光这些方面,暴雨的《泰坦》都有所不及呀！” „Can't compare to be good? This game depending on this picture can to seal/confer God, later want first to contact with the author, takes the power of attorney!” “根本就不能比好不好？这游戏光凭这画面就能封神,之后一定要第一时间联系到作者,拿下代理权！” „What this is, great feudal lord Sir?” Walks asks forefront Xiao Chen. “这是什么,伟大的领主大人？”走在最前面的小陈问道。 „This is the lifeform engine bed.” Perhaps is because flickered in the back of the body of opposite party entire life small guilty, the Xiye rare patience returned said: „Here I can backup your brains, with cloning technology backup your original human bodies, then in conduct the lifeform to transform with the physical body of clone again, once you cloned the physical body death, the instance that the brain lost, consciousness the body then to be installed transmits immediately to the backup brain on specially, you can count on that this technology was by 14 Cosmic Era spiral spring demon spirit clans from ancient Lich phylactery the technology of principle refinement, developing the present is mature, will not have the accident/surprise!” “这是生物机床。”或许是因为忽悠到了对方整个人生之后心中小小愧疚,兮夜难得的耐心回道:“在这里我会备份你们的大脑,再用克隆技术备份你们自己原本的肉体,而后在用克隆的肉体进行生物改造,一旦你们克隆肉体死亡,大脑损耗的瞬间,意识体便会被特殊装置立刻传送到备份大脑上面,你们放心,这份技术是由十四宇宙纪元发条魔灵一族从古巫妖命匣子的原理提炼的技术,发展到现在已经非常成熟,不会有意外的！” „Very!!” Xiao Chen eye one bright, the opposite party short words of contained the huge world background, it seems like before oneself, misplaced the plan ability of this game! “酷！！”小陈眼睛一亮,对方短短的话语就包含了庞大的世界背景,看来自己之前错估了这游戏的策划能力了！ What gene un uses to be good? 嗯用什么基因好呢？ Xiye opens own gene bank, looks at inside one pile of bargain-priced goods, the thinking, decided secretly finally, the first experiment, is with the cheapest Green Titan gene! 兮夜打开自己的基因库,看着里面一堆便宜货,暗自思索,最后决定,第一次试验,还是用最便宜的绿泰坦基因吧！
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