IHEP :: Volume #3

#261: This absolutely is not a game!


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Rabbit rabbit on sofa, steps on small by small female celestial to be fat he to pull her rabbit ear once for a while, was hearing the little fellow milk fragrance, let in the short temper small female celestial heart the rare appearance gentle. “兔兔”沙发上,踩在小仙女旁边的小胖丫时不时就去扯一下她的兔耳朵,闻着小家伙身上的奶香味,让脾气暴躁的小仙女心中少有的出现了平和。 Never expected that did Brother Wang also really invite our little landlord?” The middle-aged woman who is growing the round face smilingly walked, starts tidies up the table while said. “没想到王哥还真把咱小房东请来了?”一个长着苹果脸的中年女人笑眯眯的走了过来,开始一边收拾桌子一边道。 Small female celestial hears word who is fighting the kid immediately a brow wrinkle, secretly thought: Is my which point small? How many years are you my at the worst better than? Having the kid is great? 正在斗娃的小仙女闻言顿时眉头一皱,暗道:我哪点小?你比我大不了几岁好不好?有娃了不起呀? This couple she is recognizes, was her old lessee, the couples were the teacher work, was steadily paid, doing to the house price was too high, finally can only purchase homes in the native place, but usually rented the house to live her here. 这对夫妇她是认得的,是她的老租客了,两口子都是教师工作的,收入稳定,奈何房价太高,最终只能在老家买了房子,而平时就是在她这里租房子住。 Calculates that rented almost nearly for four years her here? 算了算在她这里租了差不多快四年了吧? Un the rising house rent the small female celestial so thinks. 嗯得涨房租了小仙女如此想到。 You rent a room did not say that doesn't have the child?” The small female celestial started to plan to give a pretext the rising house rent by anything “你们租房的时候不是说没小孩嘛?”小仙女开始计划着以什么借口涨房租了 This not that time hasn't lived?” Couple somewhat embarrassed saying with a smile, male also carries the tableware saying: Said that this time really passes flies, we came to little landlord here to rent a room nearly for four years, ate meal with little landlord for the first time” “这不那时候还没生吗?”两口子有些不好意思的笑道,男的也端着碗筷过来道:“说起来这时间过得还真快,咱们来小房东这里租房都快四年了,还是第一次和小房东一起吃饭呢” Eyah yi!” Is slightly fat he to hold the small female celestial arch in side the arch, let prepare to look for the words saying that increased the rent small female celestial expression, finally has not said the words, in heart secretly thought: The couple has the kid pressure on be also big, that then delays a period of time to increase the rent again “咿呀咿!”小胖丫又在旁边抱着小仙女拱呀拱,让正准备找话说加租小仙女表情一顿,最后还是没将话说出口,心中暗道:两口子带娃压力也大,那便再拖段时间加租吧 Immediately will look at that to the lover on, the look was bad immediately. Cell phone end:: 随即将目光放到了那对情侣身上,眼神顿时不善了起来。手机端:: Hey!” “喂!” Un?” Two lovers gawked, looked. “嗯?”两个情侣一愣,望了过来。 Un, said is you two small female celestial gas channel/angrily said: When do you pay the house rent? Owes for two months, I told you, does not hand over the hemp to get the hell out smooth!!” “嗯个屁呀,说得就是你两”小仙女气道:“你们啥时候交房租呀?都欠两个月,我跟你们说,再不交麻溜滚蛋!!” At this time the small female celestial wears the rabbit baby pajamas, is inserting a waist face appearance angrily, seeming like unpersuasive 此时小仙女穿着兔宝宝睡衣,插着腰一脸气鼓鼓的模样,看起来毫无说服力 But two lovers make a face afraid appearance hastily: This month paid out the wages on the junction!” Female embarrassed say/way: Really excuse me, landlord Sir 但两情侣还是连忙做出一脸心虚的模样:“这个月发了工资就交!”女的不好意思道:“实在不好意思呀,房东大人” Small female celestial: Snort, best is this!” 小仙女:“哼,最好是这样!” Aiya side the couple helps speak hastily: Their these young is this, every month the moonlight, your next catarrhs pay out the wages time wants house rent “哎呀”旁边夫妇连忙帮着说话道:“他们这些年轻是这样,每月月光,你下次卡他们发工资的时候要房租” Hey, do I have special suppose the alarm clock not?” The small female celestial was discontented immediately, is looking at that female say/way: Before said does not rent the lover, you also said that you did not have the boyfriend!” “嘿,我还有专门设闹钟是不?”小仙女顿时不满了,望着那女的道:“之前说得不租情侣,你又说你没男朋友!” Eh this was not behind looked that year light girl spits the tongue to say. “额这不是后面找的嘛”那年轻女孩吐了吐舌头道。 The small female celestial heard that the word supercilious look turns, secretly thought: Your this excuse looks actually quickly, behind others following fresh you looks! 小仙女闻言白眼一翻,暗道:你这借口倒是找得快,人家后面生的你后面找的! When said again, side one hears the sound of voices and noise: Hey, wild pork!!” 正待再说,旁边一下传来吆喝声:“嘿,野猪肉来喽!!” The small female celestial attention was attracted the past immediately, looks is carried table of that cooking liquors also the wild pork of boiling, swallows the saliva. 小仙女注意力顿时被吸引了过去,望着被端上桌那汤汁还在沸腾的野猪肉,吞了吞口水。 Should say, the taste is very fragrant 该说不说,味还是挺香的 Come, tastes our old king craftsmanship!” The dog father racket begins to say with a smile. “来,都尝尝咱老王的手艺!”狗爹拍着手笑道。 At this time around 7 : 00, several people somewhat was also hungry, hears word was impolite, takes the chopsticks to clamp one. 这时候都七点多了,几人等得也有些饿了,闻言也都不客气,拿着筷子纷纷都夹了一块。 Gets down, immediately the eye stares perfectly round, is tasty the flavor to make the people nod again and again, after all year to year is eating the feed pork, the taste of this type of pure wild pork usually in is very difficult to eat. 一个个一口下去,顿时眼睛瞪得滚圆,鲜美得味道让众人连连点头,毕竟常年吃着饲料猪肉,这种纯野生猪肉的口感平日里是很难吃到的。 The actually small female celestial somewhat is slightly disappointed. 倒是小仙女微微有些失望。 The dog father sees that asks hastily: What's wrong? Doesn't satisfy one's liking?” 狗爹见状连忙问道:“怎么?不合胃口吗?” The small female celestial shakes the head: Taste moves well, is the pulp is ordinary 小仙女摇了摇头:“味调得不错,就是肉质一般” , This is not the pure wild pork, is this pulp common?” A old king face non- channel. “呀,不是吧,这可是纯正野猪肉,这肉质还一般呢?”老王一脸不信道。 Nearby several people nod again and again, this pulp, does not know that compared with the common feed pig where goes. 旁边几人连连点头,这肉质,比起常见的饲料猪不知好哪里去呢。 Really generally, compared with me small female celestial paused a bit in the game, discovered oneself take the thing in game to compare somewhat seems to be improper. “真一般,比起我在游戏里”小仙女顿了一下,发现自己拿游戏里的东西来比较似乎有些不妥。 As soon as the surrounding several people listen to immediately one happily, secretly thought: This girl is really funny, in game. 周围几人一听顿时一乐,暗道:这丫头真逗,游戏里都来。 The middle-aged couple said with a smile: „A little landlord day little plays a game, is all right goes out for a walk much, daily in dwelling family/home to unhealthy!” 中年夫妇更是笑道:“小房东一天少玩点游戏,没事多出去走走,天天宅家里对身体不好!” Yes!” Her husband also connection said: „The present young people wallowed virtual played, that thing simulated to result in the resembles again, real little landlord your condition was never good, there are so many houses, without the economic pressures, should not the time waste at the online game, some world also many beautiful things “就是!”她丈夫也接口道:“现在的年轻人太沉迷虚拟游戏了,那东西再模拟得像,始终不是真的呀小房东你条件好,有那么多套房子,没经济压力,就更不应该把时间浪费在网络游戏上了,世界还有很多美好的事物的” Had not looked completely in the small female celestial heart spits the mortise: Game? Is the game much joyful? Doesn't play to play is in love? The brain has the package 完全没看出来小仙女心中吐槽道:游戏怎么了?游戏多快乐?不玩游戏难道去谈恋爱?切,脑子有包 Actually nearby dog father sees the opposite party to raise the game on own initiative, the eye one brightly, asked following the opposite party words hastily: What plays, inside can also eat the thing? Did the present virtual web do it real?”:: 倒是一旁狗爹见对方主动提起游戏,眼睛一亮,连忙顺着对方刚才的话问道:“什么游戏呀,里面还可以吃东西的呀?现在的虚拟网游都做得这么真了吗?”:: Eats the thing?” Side that small young stares, immediately said hastily: Ohh, I knew, is that game that called star sea?” “吃东西?”旁边那小年轻一愣,随即连忙道:“哦哦哦,我知道了,是不是那款叫星海的游戏?” „Do you also play?” Small female celestial curious say/way. “你也玩?”小仙女好奇道。 I could not play slightly young embarrassed buckled the head: Cannot arrange, front is arranging 1 million people, this company does not know that what's the matter, the inside unexpectedly by lining up, to activate the code not to sell, making behind our these know that the person of this game wants to enter cannot go.” “我玩不了”小年轻不好意思的扣了扣脑袋:“排不进去,前面排着百万人呢,这公司也不知道怎么回事,内侧居然是靠排队进,连激活码都不卖,让我们这些后面才知道这游戏的人想进都进不去。” „” Small female celestial was happy immediately: On the fellow who your both house rent cannot hand over, but also activation code? With this game heat degree activation code feared that do not sell several hundred by some chance, do your two determinations do the activation code to go in?” “呵”小仙女顿时乐了:“就你两个房租都交不起的家伙,还激活码?以这游戏热度一个激活码怕不要卖几百万一个,你两个确定搞激活码进得去?” Is so exaggerating?” Do two lovers spit the tongue, Titan activated the code initially tens of thousands? “有那么夸张?”两情侣吐了吐舌头,泰坦当初激活码都才几万块一个吧? Exaggerating? An inside present np population can sell to over a million, must have the activation code, it is estimated that some outside these second generation of rich hundred million estimate people are willing to leave!” The female celestial curls the lip to say. “夸张?里面现在一个np人口都能卖到上百万,要有激活码,估计外面那些富二代一个亿估计都有人愿意出!”仙女撇嘴道。 I go to one hundred million, not?” Several people stick out one's tongue, teacher couple who particularly that two did for more than ten years is several thousand wages, sighed instantaneously. “我去一个亿,不是吧?”几人都是愣愣吐舌,尤其是那两个干了十多年还是几千工资的老师夫妇,瞬间感叹起来。 Now this way of the world, the wealthy person plays the game according to hundred million to pound, the ordinary couple buys the suite to go to half life, their these wages do not calculate that the high teacher purchased homes in the county appears strenuous, yeah was really person and the person cannot compare 现在这世道呀,富人家玩游戏都是按亿来砸,普通两口子买套房都要去半条命,他们这些工资不算高的教师在县城买房都显得吃力了,哎真是人和人不能比呀 „Does this game have that?” The dog father hurries to pull in the game the topic, does intentionally the doubts saying: Also can eat the thing in inside? How in the game eats the thing flavor is?” “这游戏有那么好吗?”狗爹赶紧将话题扯进游戏里面去,故作疑惑道:“还可以在里面吃东西?游戏里吃东西味道是怎么样的?” The small female celestial heard that the word touches the chin: „Very wonderful, inside fruits and melons vegetables have the meat to plan , the flavor is not in the reality these food can compare completely, special very expensive/noble, usually the players do not hate to eat 小仙女闻言摸了摸下巴:“很美妙,里面的瓜果蔬菜还有肉食非常拟真,味道完全不是现实中那些食材能比的,就是特么贼贵,平时玩家都舍不得吃” „, Grandpa Lu post said unexpectedly real, can this game really simulate the sense of taste?” Small young exciting say/way! “哇,卢姥爷帖子里说得居然是真的,这游戏真能模拟味觉呀?”小年轻兴奋道! Grandpa Lu? Which?” The dog father said hastily. 卢姥爷?哪个?”狗爹连忙道。 Grandpa Lu don't you know?” The youth said: Lu these generation manages a household, entered star sea, he transfers the duty online to write the game content post now, the popularity thief was high, I look daily his posts felt these games that now plays were insipid, now waits for the platoon to enter star sea!” 卢姥爷你都不知道?”青年道:“卢家这一代当家的,也进军星海了,他现在转职在网上写游戏内容帖子,人气贼高,我天天看着他那些帖子都觉得现在玩的那些游戏索然无味,现在就等着排进星海呢!” Is so exaggerating?” A father face non- channel. “有这么夸张吗?”老爹一脸不信道。 „, I and others will really send you his post address “真的,我等会把他帖子地址发你” The dog father looks to the small female celestial: „Is this game so fun?” 狗爹又望向小仙女:“这游戏有那么好玩吗?” The small female celestial stares, feels the chin saying: How this said the feeling like creating the second world 小仙女一愣,摸着下巴道:“这怎么说呢啧感觉就像创造了第二个世界一样” The dog father eyes narrow the eyes, carefully observed an opposite party, discovered that the opposite party as if has no hesitant and anxiety, probably was really discussing that a game is common. 狗爹眼睛一眯,仔细的观察了一下对方,发现对方似乎并没有什么犹豫和疑虑,好像真就是在讨论一个游戏一般。 But he is very clear, this absolutely especially is not a game!!! 但他却很清楚,这绝对特么的不是一个游戏!!! sripthaptererror > sripthaptererror>
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