IHEP :: Volume #3

#253: I am not dry!!


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.... Quite bored!” In the base medical indoor Wang Goudan is flinging two as well as swells with the radish same thigh, a face cannot idle left Cengceng on the bed, right rubs .... “啊....好无聊呀!”基地内医疗室内的王狗蛋甩着两根以及肿得跟萝卜一样的大腿,一脸闲不住的在床上左蹭蹭、右蹭蹭.... Actually she has been able to act on free will now, but the base must take every half hour one time her blood sample observation cell activity, after considering that outside has the fungus inspiration, possibly observes influential to the experiment, therefore Gou Dan (dog's eggs) can only treat in this aseptic insulated chamber now. 其实她现在已经可以自由行动了,但基地每隔半小时要取一次她的血液样本观察细胞活动,而且考虑到外面有菌吸入后可能对实验观察有影响,所以狗蛋现在只能在这无菌的隔离室里待着。 Every day bored she can only use the virtual screen to play some games to find relief .... 每天无聊的她只能用着虚拟屏玩一些游戏来解闷了.... However was being limited as before, because wants her to maintain the psychic force to resist the invasion of that nine curves cypress, therefore a day of intelligence only gave her two hours to play the game .... 不过依旧被限制着,由于要她保持精神力来抵抗那九曲柏的入侵,所以一天智能只给了她两小时时间玩游戏.... What two hours ..... can two hours do? Hits lining up unable to project on three!! Gou Dan (dog's eggs) angry protest, but protested invalid, the intelligence is managing the network, network all fell, Gou Dan (dog's eggs) can only roar on the hospital bed incompetently ..... 两小时.....两小时能干什么?打排队都打不到三把!!狗蛋愤怒抗议,不过抗议无效,智能管着网络,网络一切掉,狗蛋就只能在病床上无能咆哮..... But today is also this, two hours of happy hour crosses, she can only upturn in the network turns the network information to kill the time. 而今天也是这样,两小时快乐时光一过,她只能在网络上翻一翻网络资讯来打发时间了。 This time she is turning the information that the alliance palm is reading, wants to look when the infinite firepower leaves, after all be only two hours, play the infinite firepower to arrange quickly play also quickly, played to rank by the intelligence are cut themselves also to be reported that usually only did her to dare to play two games .... 此时的她正翻着联盟掌阅的资讯,想看一下无限火力什么时候出,毕竟只有两小时,玩无限火力排得快玩得也快,玩排位被智能切了自己还要被举报,搞得她平时只敢玩两局.... However looked, the palm read in the information the rumor for a long time infinite firepower actually not to open .... Is some information about World Final, doing Gou Dan (dog's eggs) is very agitated .... 不过看了一圈,掌阅资讯上风传已久的无限火力却迟迟未开....都是些关于世界总决赛的信息,搞得狗蛋很烦躁.... In 2210 the global final strongest player 20 people come, guesses that the player in your mind is on the list? 2210年全球总决赛最强选手二十人出炉,猜猜你心目中的选手有没有上榜? Gou Dan (dog's eggs): On the peat, when does my infinite firepower open? 狗蛋:上泥煤,我的无限火力什么时候开呀? Small puppy big mouth one. five seconds spurt, beginning incarnation the generation of puppy storms walk five to kill, this talent ad can inherit once the glory of senior, leading the team to win this year the champion? 小小狗大嘴一秒五喷,化身初代小狗暴走五杀,这位天才ad是否能继承曾经前辈的荣耀,率领队伍拿下今年冠军呢? Gou Dan (dog's eggs): My infinite firepower .... 狗蛋:我的无限火力呀.... World's first rich and powerful family skt attacks again, whether can forcing numerous, defend the 148 th repeated champion again? 世界第一豪门skt再度来袭,是否能力压众强,再次卫冕第一百四十八连冠? Gou Dan (dog's eggs): Has the infinite firepower, drafts!!! 狗蛋:出无限火力呀,草拟嘛的!!! Under the player gives the commentary in view of her ..... 底下玩家针对她纷纷给出评论..... Player armor: Really is the scholarly amiable person, supports you. 玩家甲:真是个儒雅随和的人,支持你。 Player B: Is this way that an ancestor native of Angola greeted? 玩家乙:这就是祖安人打招呼的方式吗? Player C: Simple bad breath, pinnacle enjoyment. 玩家丙:简单的嘴臭,极致的享受。 !! 啊啊啊!! Some Gou Dan (dog's eggs) going wild switched off the screen, this imprisoned day she felt insane ..... 狗蛋有些抓狂的关掉了屏幕,这被囚禁的日子她感觉要疯了..... Outside laboratory, a developer player named pioneer knits the brows to look at wiggling forward Gou Dan (dog's eggs) to knit the brows: Laboratory technician is not very calm, I suggested to hit the sedative to sleep soundly directly quite well .... 实验室外,其中一名叫先驱的开发者玩家皱眉望着扭来扭去的狗蛋皱眉道:“实验者情绪很不稳定,我建议直接打镇静剂安眠比较好....” Nearby player looks at him: Your careful Cold Star came back to blow you exactly .... 旁边玩家望了望他:“你小心冷星回来把你给活刮了....” Pioneers: Therefore these mortals, will only be delayed by some shallow mood sentiments mess things up, the organ of needing secretes various unnecessary mood, is affecting the brain calm judgment, this is also one of significant reasons hinders them to evolve .... 先驱:“所以说这些凡人,只会被一些粗浅的情绪感情耽误事,没必要的器官分泌各种不必要的情绪,影响着大脑冷静的判断,这也是阻碍他们进化的重大原因之一....” Nearby several developer player hears word looked mutually, a small sound said: This fellow how?” 旁边几个开发者玩家闻言互相看了看,其中一个小声道:“这家伙怎么了?” Does not know, probably after couple days ago looked the evolution standard of that Hex frantic faction discussed that turns into this appearance......” “不知道,好像是前几天看了那本海克斯狂热派的进化典论后就变成这个样子了......” I scratch .... Was brainwashed?” “我擦....被洗脑了?” Possibly......” “可能吧......” This did not call the brainwashing, this called the understanding correct concept!” The pioneers broke several people of talking in whispers, although several people the sound is very small, but is away from is so near, everyone is the third-level developer, the psychic force is so high, naturally can hear. “这不叫洗脑,这叫认识正确的观念!”先驱打断了几人的窃窃私语,几人虽然声音很小,但隔着这么近,大家都是三级开发者,精神力那么高,自然是听得到的。 Eh ..... you feel that only retains the brain to change into the opinion of machinery the body to be correct completely?” A nearby player face strange say/way. “额.....你觉得那个,只保留脑子把身体全部换成机械的言论是正确的?”旁边玩家一脸古怪道。 Not?” Pioneer tranquil say/way: „The unnecessary mood that unnecessary organ has, must implicate unceasingly our works hard for it, some feeds and exercise even organs must vent regularly, can maintain shortly at heart tranquil, without them, the brain then can no burden is doing a more meaningful matter ..... “难道不是吗?”先驱平静道:“多余的器官产生的不必要的情绪,要拖累我们不断的为它操劳,进食、锻炼甚至有些器官要定期发泄,才能维持短暂的心里平静,如果没有它们,大脑便可以无负担的做着更有意义的事.....” Player armor: Your this .... From now on vents can maintain shortly at heart calmly, a little thing ..... 玩家甲:“你这个....发泄过后才能维持短暂的心里平静,有点东西呀.....” Player B: You really thought that thing does prepare to rip unnecessarily?” 玩家乙:“你真觉得那玩意多余准备割掉吗?” A pioneer brow wrinkle: Your two were also the third-level developers, was the thought so how vulgar? With network dead dwelling?” 先驱眉头一皱:“你两个也是三级的开发者了,怎么思想还那么低俗?跟个网络死宅似的?” Player armor: You drive to blame our two blatantly vulgarly ..... 玩家甲:“你公然开车怪我们两个低俗.....” The pioneer brow one wrinkled deeply: I have not driven, I expressed my ideological idea ..... am you am twisting .... 先驱眉头一下皱得更深了:“我没有开车,我只是表达我的思想理念而已.....是你们自己在歪曲....” You best drive ..... a player B face strange say/way: If really in serious, you leave is not far the brothers......” “你最好还是在开车.....”玩家乙一脸古怪道:“真要是在一本正经的,你离进本就不远了呀兄弟......” Pioneers: ........... 先驱:“...........” Feudal lord Sir came back!” The intelligent prompt sound one interrupted several people of arguments, after several third-level developers hear the prompt sound , the spirit inspires. “领主大人回来了!”智能提示音一下打断了几人的争论,几个三级的开发者听到提示音后精神一振。 Secretly thought: Finally came back .... 暗道:终于回来了.... Before the feudal lords walk, said with them will solve the educational problem, now the base cannot satisfy their educational resources, therefore wants to know how urgently the feudal lord will solve, asked a higher-end teacher to buy enough many laboratory benches? 领主走之前就和他们说了会解决教育问题,如今基地已经没有能满足他们的教育资源了,所以迫切想知道领主会怎么解决,是请了更高端的老师还是买了足够多的实验台? On for example the present Wang Goudan issue, this complex gene invasion, makes them not ravel very much what's the matter, its reason does not have the material about gene study enough much, has not studied this aspect precise equipment. 就比如如今王狗蛋的问题,这种复杂基因入侵,就让他们很弄不明白怎么回事,其原因就是没有足够多关于基因学的资料,也没有研究这方面过于精密的器材。 The teacher who in the base teaches the lifeform does not excel at gene study this kind, moreover he is the pedagogical kind of graduate, is not research, oneself research capability is also limited .... 基地里教生物的老师并不擅长基因学这一类,而且他是师范类毕业生,不是研究型的,自身科研能力也是有限.... After several people arrives gets the main chamber, a news that the feudal lord announces makes them not think. 等几人来到领主室后,领主宣布的一个消息却让他们所有人都没想到。 Goes to school??” “上学??” Everyone stares, this result is everyone had not expected saying that but after staring for several seconds, they instantaneously pleasantly surprised. 所有人都是一愣,这个结果是所有人都没预料道的,但愣了几秒后他们又瞬间都惊喜了起来。 Goes to school in the United Federation of Planets that you did say?” Some players somewhat anticipate to say. “是在您所说的星际联邦去上学吗?”一些玩家有些期待道。 The interstellar school of big universe, one hear makes one yearn very much ..... 大宇宙的星际学校,一听就很让人向往呀..... Even pioneer this seemingly has not wanted not to strive for only thinking enhances own fellow to appear intent to move very much, compared with inviting the player teacher and giving out the material tried to find out to them, this has the school efficiency of system education plan definitely to be much higher, moreover he also has very big curiosity to that so-called United Federation of Planets. 连先驱这貌似已经无欲无求只想着提高自己的家伙都显得很意动,比起请玩家老师和发放资料给他们自己摸索,这有着系统教育方案的学校效率肯定要高得多,而且他也对那所谓的星际联邦有着很大的好奇。 Is a universe most advanced complex civilization, how? How is that inside university? 一个宇宙最先进联合体文明,到底是怎么样的?那里面的大学又是怎么样的? They do not have to think oneself can experience these things quickly, really ..... is the developer is the ratio moves bricks has the future ..... 他们没想到自己这么快就能体验到这些东西,果然.....当开发者就是比搬砖有前途..... Coughed ..... this feudal lord to pay very big price to find one to you regardless of the scale, aptitude or the teachers very high-quality school, therefore... you must treasure this commendable opportunity .... “咳.....本领主花了很大代价才给你们找到一所无论规模、资质还是师资都非常优质的学校,所以...你们务必要珍惜这次难能可贵的机会....” The intelligence hears in this saying heart secret speechless, the when name of that school in Xiye raises it searched one... the result unable to obtain by search completely... 智能一听到这话心中就暗暗无语,那学校的名字在兮夜一提出来时它就搜索了一遍...结果完全搜不到... Also does not know pheasant school where looks for ..... 也不知道在哪里找的野鸡学校..... First said the custom!” How Xiye Balla Balla how did not say himself a big pile easily, suggested slightly this school expense is to the wages after them to deduct, this serious start was saying custom that this time must go to school. “先说下规矩!”兮夜巴拉巴拉把自己怎么怎么不容易说了一大堆,又稍稍暗示了一下这次学费是要从他们以后工资里扣除之后,这才一本正经的开始说着这次要去上学的规矩。 First is the issue that returns to the city .... Because must leave the interstellar, although facing the regular school, we cannot expose the Coordinate, therefore you, once passed, besides the return of fixed vacation, other time cannot offline .... “首先是回城的问题....由于要离开星际,尽管是面对正规学校,我们也是不能暴露坐标的,所以你们一旦过去了,除了固定假期的回归外,其余时间是不能下线的....” The players stare, this is must make them be divorced from the reality completely .... Immediately some people start to hesitate .... 众玩家一愣,这是要让他们完全脱离现实呀....顿时有些人开始犹豫起来.... Player armor: I have no actually, at the worst resigns is, what to do but does the family member telephone?” 玩家甲:“我倒是没什么,大不了辞职就是,可家里人打电话怎么办?” Xiye: This, on the one hand you can count on that will make the intelligence answer to you, the intelligence will act according to you usually the character to simulate to deal with your family member's questions ..... 兮夜:“这一方面你们放心,会让智能给你们接听的,智能会根据你们平时性格来模拟应对你们亲人的问话.....” The players stare, this withstand/top the package? 众玩家一愣,这算是顶包吗? Player B: What to do does the girlfriend telephone?” 玩家乙:“那女朋友打电话怎么办?” Xiye: Same, will make the intelligence go against the package to answer to you ..... 兮夜:“一样,会让智能顶包给你们回话.....” Player B: „Can that meet by some chance?” 玩家乙:“那万一要见面呢?” Xiye: You are prepared with the body, will really present this situation intelligence to control your bodies to deal with.” 兮夜:“你们都有备用身体,真出现这种情况智能会操控你们的身体去应付的。” Player B: That eventuality .... The female ticket proposed that wants that?” 玩家乙:“那万一....女票提出要那个呢?” Xiye: Intelligence will act according to you in the past the commonly used posture ..... 兮夜:“智能会根据你们以往常用的姿势.....” Player B: I am not dry!!” 玩家乙:“我不干!!” Pioneers: Therefore I said that the thing that these do not need will affect the future to develop very much... might as well be the same with me, shears to govern forever ..... 先驱:“所以我说,这些没必要的东西都很影响自己今后发展...不如和我一样,割以永治.....” Player B: Your evil way, shut up!!!” 玩家乙:“你个邪道,闭嘴!!!”
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