IHEP :: Volume #2

#121: Works no one to bully you for this feudal lord


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Yo, hasn't Big Bro Dog, two days seen, was doing?” Gets online saw that one group of people who Big Bro Dog just walked greeted. “哟,狗哥,两天没见了,在干嘛呢?”一上线狗哥刚走出来的就见到一堆人打招呼。 【Doesn't Big Bro Dog move bricks together?】 狗哥一起搬砖不?】 【, Moves peat, Big Bro Dog now was a landlord, but also moved bricks with you 【呸,搬泥煤,狗哥现在都是地主了,还和你搬砖呢】 Big Bro Dog, you said that plants the cover to live to plant the hell melon to be good fragrant?】 狗哥,你说种芋香生好还是种地狱瓜好呀?】 Big Bro Dog is all bearing the nature 11 chapters, ranks in high Green Titan in base several, he popularity in the player is best, Liver Emperor and G you are too single plane beautifully, brushes the crazy liver crazily, but rarely and player interacts, does not pay attention to the help of new player to request, although small female celestial very warm, but is considered as with you in the overall every so often is very clear, only Big Bro Dog is different. 狗哥皆都耐着性质一一回了一下,在基地几个排名高的绿泰坦里,他在玩家中人气算是最好的,肝帝和g你太美属于单机型,疯狂刷疯狂肝,但很少和玩家互动,也不太理会新玩家的帮助请求,小仙女虽然很热情但在积分上很多时候和你算得很清楚,唯独狗哥不一样。 Big Bro Dog has to plant outside the style of cold internal heat, so long as others are willing to contact him on own initiative, asking him who he helps basically to help, before cannot exchange the overall time, is expert to train the inquiry that the teacher chooses regarding the inquiry of new race choice, as well as chooses anything to be expert is quite good his ability the nature to reply, behind can exchange the overall, these are short of money to the training room asked that he he is always very natural taking advantage of the overall, causing his personal connection to be actually excellent. 狗哥有种外冷内热的风格,只要别人愿意主动接触他,求他帮忙的他基本都会帮,以前不能交换积分的时候对于新手种族选择的提问、专精训练导师选择的提问、以及选什么专精比较好他都能耐着性质回答,后面能交换积分了,那些差钱冲训练室的问他借积分他从来都很大方,导致他人缘其实极好。 This point and he knows these packs of scoundrels actually to look like in the reality very much, these people also contact him on own initiative, therefore he is also willing to contribute oneself generous at that time, but afterward in knowing these people really after only that several money he was then decisive with these people broke the relation. 这一点和他在现实中结识那些狐朋狗友其实很像,那些人也是主动接触他,所以他当时也愿意贡献自己的慷慨,但后来在得知那些人真就只图自己那几个钱后他便果断和那些人断了联系。 Although in the game periphery the person is also attempting him to help, but these fellow and reality these person of differences, reality that group of people are spending your money, while scolded you final word secretly, looked down upon you, because they know that your thing was not own, but depended on one to be good born. 游戏里虽然周围人也在图他帮忙,但这些家伙和现实那些人不一样,现实那帮人一边花着你的钱,一边暗地里骂你煞笔,也看不起你,因为他们知道你的东西不是自己的,只不过靠着一个好出生而已。 It looks like them to be very strange in Big Bro Dog, they look down upon me, actually must flatter on the surface I, for gets so far as these from me in their opinion not depending on money that his skill gets to come, sometimes Big Bro Dog wants to know, these person of hearts of hearts do think highly of them? 狗哥看来他们这些人很奇怪,他们看不起我,却要在表面上阿谀奉承我,为的就是从我身上弄到那些在他们看来不是凭他本事得来的钱,有时候狗哥很想知道,这些人内心深处看得起他们自己吗? In the game is purer, these people seek your help are because you are a big shot , because you will play, to your approval also from the sincerity, at least he approves you altitude in game. 游戏里却单纯一些,那些人寻求你的帮忙就是因为你是大佬,就是因为你会玩,对你的认可也是发自真心的,至少他认可你在游戏里的高度。 Big Bro Dog likes this game very much, this game does very, causes everyone is a starting line, but oneself can actually be more outstanding than many people, the teacher in game also to oneself said own aptitude is very good, is higher than a big truncation the same time, in 10,000 Green Titan he is first several, purely by first several that oneself result, he felt many that here ratio outside is good sometimes, even want to treat forever here. 狗哥很喜欢这个游戏,这游戏做得很真,导致大家都是一个起跑线,但自己却能比很多人优秀,游戏里的教官也对自己说自己资质很好,比同期高一大截,一万个绿泰坦里他是前几名,纯靠自己得的前几名,他觉得这里比外面好的多,有时候甚至想永远待在这里。 But when one day, after this idea becomes has the possibility, Big Bro Dog somewhat is afraid 但当有一天,这个想法变得有可能后,狗哥却有些心虚了 The feeling is very complex 感觉很复杂 Actually is very early he somewhat to suspect that this game is not normal, especially previous duty time, the when factory of Uncle Fang appears he thought that is not right, after the behind duty comes back, oneself were taught by the father mother for a long time, said oneself evade the training to be missing for three days 其实很早他就有些怀疑这游戏不正常了,特别是上次任务的时候,方叔叔家的工厂出现时他就更觉得不对劲了,后面任务回来后,自己被老爹老妈训了好久,说自己逃避训练失踪三天 But do actually in the game warehouse, the mother want to ask itself unable to find? Without finding, only had a possibility 可自己其实就在游戏仓里,老妈要找自己怎么会找不到?如果没找到,就只有一种可能 That was not in the game warehouse at that time!! 那就是自己当时根本就不在游戏仓里!! But he has not gone to ask, one is to feel the matter is extremely incredible, one is some of his fears somewhat is afraid itself to think that in the end is only a laughable speculation 但他没去问,一个是感觉事情太过荒诞,一个是他心里有些害怕有些害怕自己所想的,到头来只是一场可笑的臆测而已 Hey, did the flatter dog, get online finally?” A familiar sound interrupted the recollection of Big Bro Dog, Big Bro Dog then looked, was the enemy in game: Liver Emperor. “嘿,阿狗,终于上线了?”一个熟悉的声音打断了狗哥的回忆,狗哥回头望去,正是游戏里的冤家:肝帝 Doesn't move bricks together?” Liver Emperor grins to say with a smile, like the heroic foreman big brother, a point could not see his programer elegant demeanor. “一起搬砖不?”肝帝咧嘴笑道,像极了豪迈的工头大哥,一点也看不出他那程序猿的风采。 Big Bro Dog is looking at the opposite party, perhaps everyone likes this game , because lived the different lives in this inside? 狗哥愣愣的望着对方,也许大家喜欢这个游戏,都是因为在这里面活出了不一样的人生吧? „Do you also move bricks? No matter?” Big Bro Dog asked curiously. “你怎么还搬砖啊?不管地了吗?”狗哥好奇问道。 Yeah, my only planted a thing, these stupid farmers also make to be clear now, but I cannot idle, so many open mouth to wait to eat meal, can't I rest on one's laurels?” A proud appearance of Liver Emperor head of household patted striking one's chest: Moving bricks money, although are few, but can gain the point is!” “哎,我那地只种了一种东西,那些笨农民现在也都弄得清楚了,但我不能闲着呀,那么多张嘴等着吃饭呢,我总不能一直吃老本吧?”肝帝一副当家人的自豪模样拍了拍胸脯:“搬砖钱虽少,但能赚点是点呀!” Big Bro Dog heard that happily chatted smiling: Also is 狗哥闻言笑了笑:“也是” Right, your today's facial expression is not quite probably same.” “对了,你今天气色好像不太一样啊。” „?” Big Bro Dog stares: Which point is different?” “哦?”狗哥一愣:“哪点不一样?” Feeling Liver Emperor took a look at an opposite party carefully: Was greener “感觉”肝帝仔细打量了一下对方:“更绿了一些” Big Bro Dog: Rolls calf 狗哥:“滚犊子” Really doesn't move bricks together?” “真不一起去搬砖呀?” „” Liver Emperor said with a smile: Other my a little matters.” “不了”肝帝笑道:“我有点其它事。” Has the good deed to remember the share, your boy!” “哦有好事记得分享呀,你小子!” Goes, the words are really many “快滚吧,话真多” After the opposite party walks away, Big Bro Dog deep inspiration, said suddenly: Intelligence, I must see the feudal lord Sir!” 等对方走远之后,狗哥深深的吸了一口气,突然道:“智能,我要见领主大人!” Intelligence: Feudal lord Sir is getting the main chamber you!” 智能:“领主大人在领主室等你!” Really 果然 Big Bro Dog inspires, with the disturbed mood, to getting the main chamber walks!- 狗哥又吸了一口气,怀着忐忑的心情,向领主室走去!- „, Do my dear people, what matter ask your great feudal lord to have?” Xiye facing face disturbed Big Bro Dog, very warm asking. “哦,我亲爱的子民,找你伟大的领主可是有什么事?”兮夜面对一脸忐忑的狗哥,非常热情的问道。 I Big Bro Dog hesitant, finally raised the head saying: I want to ask “我”狗哥犹豫了一下,最终抬头道:“我想问” Do not ask that is our work room is flamboyant, to play reality, we asked most specialized Neijia Grandmaster to make the movement instruction, this can make you kill four directions in the reality greatly “别问问就是我们工作室牛逼,为了游戏的真实度,我们请了最专业的内家拳大师来做动作指导,这才能让你在现实中大杀四方” I had not said that what you how know I did kill the four directions in the reality greatly?” Big Bro Dog spooky say/way. “我都还没说什么你怎么知道我在现实中大杀四方了?”狗哥幽幽道。 Eh emmm feudal lord covered the head, finally sighed: Yeah, looks through does not divulge, you before not this?” “额emmm”领主捂了捂头,最终叹气道:“哎,看破不说破,你之前不都这样?” „Have you been paying attention to me?” Big Bro Dog said startled. “您一直在关注我?”狗哥愕然道。 You are one of the feudal lord most outstanding people, this feudal lord will certainly pay attention to you!” Xiye earnest say/way. “你是本领主最优秀的子民之一,本领主当然会关注你!”兮夜认真道。 Big Bro Dog stares, in mind continuously echo outstanding two characters 狗哥一愣,脑海里一直回响优秀两个字 To cannot move the soul to be pale, he is using you! 不对不能感动呀魂淡,他是在利用你呀! He is when uses oneself this waste azure really to have unexpectedly is used not because of the rich parents, because of Liu Family, merely is not because are worth using 他是在利用自己这个废青居然真有被利用的时候不是因为有钱的父母,不是因为刘家,仅仅是因为自己本身值得利用而已 Was used represents itself is not perhaps waste? 被利用是不是代表自己也许没那么废? Big Bro Dog looks at this also to lead the funny feudal lord of helmet in own office at present, an eye fuzziness, nose acid, suppresses cannot bear for a long time mood at heart finally 狗哥望着眼前这个在自己办公室里还要带着头盔的搞笑领主,眼睛一阵模糊,鼻子一酸,憋在心里许久的情绪终于没能忍住 What do I cry?” Xiye was made immediately somewhat helplessly: That that were you adult are not? When signs the contract do not see clearly cannot blame this feudal lord well, good, at the worst after this feudal lord, made up the wages general headquarters to you?” “我去哭什么?”兮夜顿时被弄得有些手足无措:“那那,你都是成年人了不是?签合同时自己不看清楚不能怪本领主呀好吧、好吧,大不了本领主之后给你补份工资总行了吧?” You said Big Bro Dog to sob. “你说得呀”狗哥哽咽道。 I scratch under the Xiye helmet the corners of the mouth to cast aside: Deceitfully how about are these D balls artificial this? Knows goodness that bullies this feudal lord “我擦”兮夜头盔下嘴角一撇:这些d球人为何如此奸诈?就知道欺负本领主的善良 Eldest child, some of my side people must bully me!” Big Bro Dog scratched a lacrimal. “老大,我那边有人要欺负我!”狗哥擦了擦眼泪道。 Ok, knew!” Xiye stared his one eyes: That prospect, relax, you work for this feudal lord, this universe no one can bully you!”- “好了,知道了!”兮夜瞪了他一眼:“那点出息,放心吧,你替本领主打工,这个宇宙没人能欺负你!”- Meanwhile in the base numerous second-level obstinate families/home received the new briefing. 与此同时基地里众多二级顽家收到了新任务提示。 Duty: Helps Big Bro Dog recover the gathering place! 任务:帮狗哥找回场子! Duty outline: Because Big Bro Dog was wronged in the new test transcription, came to compel taking over a business, may endure what else cannot be tolerated, presently calls the second-level above player to help Big Bro Dog recover the gathering place, lets Yun Jia people and back Cloudy Mountain School that compels the marriage knows our Big Bro Dog backstage hardly! 任务概述:由于狗哥在新测试副本受到了委屈,被人上门逼着接盘,是可忍孰不可忍,现召集二级以上的玩家帮狗哥找回场子,让那逼婚的云家人和背后的云山派知道咱们狗哥的后台有多硬! Duty reward: Successfully after helping Big Bro Dog retrieve the gathering place duty to finish , the participant all reward point 1000, defeated the Cloudy Mountain School ordinary disciple reward point 200, defeated the Cloudy Mountain School elite disciple extra premium 300, defeated the Cloudy Mountain School elder reward point 1000! 任务奖励:成功帮狗哥找回场子任务结束后参与者都皆都奖励积分一千,打败云山派普通弟子奖励积分两百,打败云山派精英弟子额外奖励三百,打败云山派长老奖励积分一千! Mission requirements: This duty incurs to elect 20 players, the life rank to request 2, near body wrestle and short weapons is expert first! 任务要求:本次任务招选二十名玩家,生命等级要求二,近身格斗、短兵器专精优先! Duty matters needing attention: What because the new transcription uses is in the reality the map template of Capital City, should the official request: Do not destroy the public works, not to beyond the person to duty begin and not to cause the large-scale unrest, not to approach Chaoyang District 任务注意事项:由于新副本用的是现实中京城的地图模板,应官方要求:不得破坏公共建筑物、不得对任务以外的人动手、不得引起大规模骚乱、不得靠近朝阳区 【Did I go to and have the new duty? Also do 1000 overalls get up? old king, but also moves a hammer brick, registers a bit faster!】 【我去又有新任务了?还一千积分起?老王,还搬锤子个砖呀,快点去报名呀!】 Dispersed, the rookies move bricks honestly, this duty and you have no relations.】 【散了散了,新人们老老实实搬砖去,这任务和你们没什么关系。】 Standard father, can a duty that looks for the gathering place why wrestle to be expert first?】 【格老子的,一个找场子的任务为什么要格斗专精优先呀?】 But another side and Big Bro Dog very ripe these player in abundance private letter he. 而另一边和狗哥很熟的那些玩家纷纷私信他。 Grandpa Lu: Did the grass, you ask the grandfather me to give you to farm itself actually to run to play the transcription? Your conscience big drop is bad!! 卢姥爷:草,你叫姥爷我给你种地自己却跑去玩副本?你良心大大滴坏呀!! Liver Emperor: Unexpectedly the role acts the transcription, I said where the son of a bitch went to touch to the transcription over the two days, your boy is atypical, unexpectedly mew mew doesn't bring daddy secretly? Said, septic tank there that builds in the base found? 肝帝:居然还有角色扮演副本,我就说狗子这两天去哪里了原来又摸到副本了,你小子不地道呀,居然偷偷咪咪不带劳资?说,是不是在基地新修的化粪池那里找到的? Has the small female celestial of athlete's foot: This transcription plot is interesting, comes to compel the marriage to come, does not come to break an engagement popularly? What? Child one year old? In name Couple? Does the actual wife give others to rub? I go, good explosive transcription plot! 有脚气的小仙女:这副本剧情有意思呀,上门逼婚都来,不都流行上门退婚的吗?什么?孩子都一岁大了?名义上夫妻?实际老婆还是给别人撸?我去,好劲爆的副本剧情呀! In the base, Big Bro Dog is looking at the duty outlines and big pile of private letter, the climate results in the whole body to tremble. 基地内,狗哥望着任务概述和一大堆私信,顿时气得浑身发抖。 Eldest child you “老大你” Coughing Xiye coughs lightly a sound said: Must remember your confidentiality agreement, do not reveal the secret!” “咳”兮夜轻咳一声道:“要记住你的保密协议,千万不要露馅呀!” I a Big Bro Dog face eat the excrement the expression, is looking at one pile of private letter, in the heart is speechless immediately “我”狗哥一脸吃屎的表情,望着一堆私信,心中顿时无语 When the repertoire of boss is so dirty? 当老板的套路都这么脏吗?
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