IHEP :: Volume #2

#114: Big Bro Dog returns to the capital


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According to plot that in the Yu Nu Wu Gua live broadcast obtains, many players will start behind the deduction the forthcoming plot, some people said that orc will first start to attack branch Dovia, some people said that the human army will expel Trun to be many orc. 根据雨女无瓜直播里得到的剧情,众多玩家开始推论后面即将发生的剧情,有人说兽族会抢先开始进攻科多唯亚,也有人说人类军队会将兽族赶出特伦多。 But no matter the result how, the players can definitely touch at this war to the fish and that's the end, therefore each one is ready to fight, some people said that this time must stress 500 place agriculture to come back, some people said that must organize one team of own wolf cavalries, the small female celestial indicated aggressively must form a tauren regiment! 但不管结局怎么样,玩家们肯定能在这场大战摸到鱼就是了,于是个个都摩拳擦掌,有的人表示这次要抓五百个地农回来,有的人则表示要组织一队属于自己的狼骑兵,小仙女则霸气表示要组建一个牛头人军团! Each one is hoping this weaponry hurries to hit naturally also some people to hope this weaponry comes slowly, Big Bro Dog is the typical example. 个个都在盼着这场仗赶紧打起来当然也有人希望这场仗来得慢一点,其中狗哥就是典型的例子。 Previous time is missing continuously for three days, was scolded by his father half dead, following several days were almost drilled daily the greater part of the night by that Uncle Liu. 上次连续失踪三天,被他那个老爹骂得半死,后面几天几乎天天都被那个刘伯伯操练到大半夜。 Causes the recent map to gain the overall to be missed several days by him! 导致新地图赚积分都被他错过好几天! Luckily when duty opening he received the telephone message of Liver Emperor, therefore curled upwards reluctantly a day of physical education, eats a soup finally, some harvests, the agriculture, women and ogre several gnoll have big pile of goblin reluctantly 幸好任务开启时他收到了肝帝的电话通知,于是勉强翘了一天体育课,总算喝到点汤,勉强还有些收获,地农、妇女、一头食人魔几个豺狼人还有一大堆哥布林 However goblin by the feudal lord Sir was recognized for the useless trash probably, processed, heard that processed in the septic tank 不过哥布林好像被领主大人认定为无用垃圾,处理掉了,听说还是在化粪池处理掉的 If we had known he does not grasp, odor did not say, also wants to do the disgusting matter when the basket to inside woman, simply is the rare and beautiful flowers to the extreme monster monster, making him be away from the basket to stab to death several, this subsides reluctantly. 早知道他就不抓了,一股恶臭不说,在笼子里时还想对里面的女人做恶心的事,简直就是奇葩到极点的怪物怪物,让他隔着笼子都戳死好几个,这才勉强平息。 He also contracts certainly the paddies, because these days got online the time too to be really few, therefore the paddies entrusted to the Grandpa Lu help looked, Grandpa Lu will send the information the farmer is not insufficient to him several times, asking him to stress the agriculture to come next time, moreover he also received, if Grandpa Lu has grasped to the opposite party, this persuaded others to help look. 他当然也是承包田地的了,不过由于这几天上线时间实在太少,于是田地委托给了卢姥爷帮忙照看,卢姥爷几次给他发信息来说农民不够用,叫他下次多抓地农过来,而且他也承若过卢姥爷给对方抓一些,这才说动人家帮忙照看的。 Almost all players can foresee next time are an opportunity of wave of big harvesting, everyone anticipated very much, but Big Bro Dog has prayed that this duty comes slowly. 几乎所有玩家都可以预见下次是一波大收割的机会,人人都很期待,但狗哥却一直祈祷这任务来慢一点。 The reason naturally was their Liu Family old gentleman birthday! 原因当然是他们刘家的老爷子大寿了! What can push, this present Big Bro Dog may be unable to push, if he does not want to play the warehouse to be confiscated 什么都能推,这个现在狗哥可推不了,如果他不想游戏仓被没收的话 In mid September, the whole family arrived at the imperial capital neatly, as one of us, they were certainly impossible to wait till the birthday on the same day, basically arrived at the old house in Capital City two days ahead of schedule. 在九月中旬的时候,一家人整整齐齐来到了帝京,作为自家人,他们当然不可能等到大寿当天才到,基本都是提前两天就来到了京城的老宅子。 Own father also compares to be afraid Old Master Liu, therefore almost was also drags the final day to catch up reluctantly, waited for their family of three to come the time, in the house is quite lively. 自家老爹也比较害怕刘老爷子,所以几乎也是拖到了最后日子才勉强赶来,等他们一家三口来的时候,宅子里已经相当热闹了。 The old woman was Liu Family gave birth to four sons and two daughters in the past, oneself father rank fifth child, as with the sister-in-law/little aunt compound youngest baby, was the old woman favored to drown at that time at home very much, heard that from infancy to maturity was used to playboys temperament, studied, to practice martial arts to be loaf not good, but also stirred up trouble frequently, although the blunder did not have, small wrong was unceasing. 老太太当年为刘家生下四子二女,自家老爹排行老五,作为当时与小姨并列最小的娃娃,在家里是很得老太太宠溺的,听说从小到大被惯得一身纨绔子弟脾气,读书读书不行、练武练武偷懒,还经常惹事,虽然大错没有,小错却是不断的。 Father good-for-nothing appearance, tests Capital to be big with his several early, demon Elder Brother elder sister was two molds, Old Master Liu looks at him is not feeling well completely early, because has been protected by the old woman, the old gentleman still had not found the opportunity to start then to be passed the childhood by his father natural. 老爹这一副不成器的模样,和他几个早早考起京大、魔大的哥哥姐姐完全是两个模子,刘老爷子是早看他不爽了,但因为一直被老太太护着,老爷子又一直没找到机会下手这才让自家老爹潇洒渡过了童年。 Until after the old woman passed away , the old gentleman is then finding the opportunity, listening to the uncle saying that hit that to call one ruthlessly the skin to wipe out one, the end was pitiful incomparable, even their these looked that five kid uncomfortable Elder Brother elder sisters of some are not cruel enough. 直到老太太去世后老爷子这才找着机会,听自己大伯说,打得那叫一个狠呐皮都被打掉了一层,端得是凄惨无比,连他们这些看五娃不爽的哥哥姐姐也有些不忍心了。 Key similar beating mercilessly also more than once, is that several years of violent education, forces to straighten up father crooked seedling, stepped onto under several help of uncle and oldest maternal aunt did business this road. 关键类似的毒打还不止一次,也是那几年的暴力教育,才勉强把老爹这颗歪苗扶正,又在几个伯伯和大姨的帮助下走上了做生意这条路。 Then had the following starting car(riage), to live in the villa, to marry the attractive mother to give birth to the deity life of kidney empty son. 这才有了后面开跑车、住别墅、娶上漂亮老妈生下肾虚儿子的神仙生活。 However also because of this, the father fears to this old gentleman, saw saw cat like the mouse, every year celebrated the new year to find the new excuse to hide, this time really could not avoid 不过也正因为如此,老爹对这个老爷子是非常惧怕的,见了就像老鼠见了猫似的,每年过年都能找到新借口躲着不回去,这次实在是躲不开了 „Front Shiyu comes, walks father temperate to Big Bro Dog to say. 世宇呀来,走前面”老爹温和的对着狗哥道。 The Big Bro Dog eyelid pulls out, shakes the head again and again: I do not want 狗哥眼皮一抽,连连摇头:“我不要” Cracks a joke, sees the old gentleman to ask itself to walk front , the owing father could think, the peak cannot the peak become this again 开玩笑,去见老爷子叫自己走前面,也亏老爹想得出来,再耸不能耸成这样呀 Yo, did the fifth child come?” The loud and clear sound came together suddenly, making a face be a thief mew mew the father whole person almost to jump secretly! “哟,老五来了?”一道洪亮的声音突然迎面而来,让一脸做贼相偷偷咪咪的老爹整个人差点跳了起来! „, Was three uncle Big Bro Dog looks up a humanity of voice. “哦,是三伯”狗哥抬头望了一眼发声的人道。 The father heard these words loosely then reluctantly, a face complained: Third Brother you scared to death me!” 老爹听到这句话这才勉强松了下来,一脸埋怨:“三哥你吓死我了!” Hey , what matter frightens this you in broad daylight?” The stride that a middle-aged person face teased walked, his facial features and Big Bro Dog father had four half-length portraits, but obviously upright, is shaving the standard inch head, walked majestic, the vigor and father that fatty is completely two matters. “嘿哟,大白天的,什么事把你吓成这样?”那中年人一脸调侃的大步走了过来,他脸型和狗哥的老爹有四五分像,但更显方正,剃着标准的寸头,走起路来龙行虎步,精气神和老爹那个胖子完全是两码事。 Actually such a looked the person who own Old Liu cannot enter the eye, at least three uncle seems like not bad, it seems like father's clown because the makings were too dreadful 其实这么一看自己老刘家的人也不是那么入不得眼,至少三伯看起来就不差嘛,看来老爹的丑还是因为气质太猥琐了 Third Brother old gentleman mood how?” The father collects the empty reputation to ask. “三哥呀老爷子心情怎么样?”老爹凑过去虚声问道。 Eh is good!” Three uncle grins to smile: Heard you came the face to get down on the board!” “额还行!”三伯咧嘴笑了笑:“不过一听说你来了脸就板下来了!” Big Bro Dog: „” 狗哥:“” As soon as the father listened to the face to break down, a face anxious look, that middle-aged guy saw that to laugh, slightly crossed own sister-in-law to look directly to nearby Big Bro Dog. 老爹一听脸就垮了下来,一脸愁容,那中年汉子见状哈哈一笑,直接略过自己的弟媳看向了旁边的狗哥 The mother seem to have had long been used to the Liu Family person to her attitude, does not care, the time mood that Big Bro Dog, runs into three uncle robust men actually several years later again actually seems somewhat subtle. 老妈似乎早就已经习惯刘家人对她的态度了,也不在意,倒是狗哥,在时隔多年再次遇到三伯这个壮汉的时候心情却显得有些微妙。 In the past in the mother dived black ink to melt under the influence, he was also keeps at a respectful distance to the Liu Family person, after all several uncles were not an official are the general, the oldest maternal aunt has not mixed the political circle, but also was a manager of listing group, can say whole family dragon and phoenix, on father one good-for-nothing, oneself this collected always to think that somewhat did not have the energy 以往在老妈潜墨化影响下,他对刘家人也是敬而远之的,毕竟几个伯伯不是当官就是当将军的,大姨没混政圈,但也是一上市集团的老总,可以说一家子龙凤,就老爹一个不成器的,自己这一家凑上去总觉得有些没底气 To these powerful elder awes, enabling Big Bro Dog usually also same not to come not to come with the father, so long as the new year's celebration father does not go to the capital, he does not come to the native place to celebrate the new year. 对这些位高权重的长辈敬畏,让狗哥平时也是和老爹一样能不来就不来,过年老爹只要不上京,他也是死活不来老家过年的。 But why did not know, in the impression that powerful three uncle, Big Bro Dog looked that in those days at this time again thought somewhat sloppy ordinary, Liu Family these uncle mostly had an inexplicable imposing manner, after all was the powerful person, first time abnormal that time son of a bitch who saw three uncle regarding this aspect was intense. 但不知为何,往日印象中那威风凛凛的三伯,狗哥此时再看过去却觉得有些稀松平常,刘家这些叔伯大多都有一股莫名气势,毕竟是位高权重的人,第一次见三伯的时候狗子对于这方面的感觉异常强烈。 At that time he had also envied, others family/home fathers were so imposing, oneself that father 那时候他还羡慕过,别人家老爹如此威风,偏自家那爹 But at this time said goodbye three uncle, he suddenly had to plant seems like has no too different feeling this type to feel that with the father how to say 而此时再见三伯,他突然有种看起来和自家老爹没啥太大不一样的感觉这种感觉怎么说呢 Probably very weak chicken 好像都挺弱鸡的 Yo, Shiyu grew were very many, how? Won't call the person?” Three uncle smiles to say. “哟,世宇长高了挺多嘛,怎么?连人都不会叫了?”三伯笑眯眯道。 Three uncle!” Big Bro Dog grins to say with a smile, smiles the unusual sunlight, is seemingly full of energy, making three uncle Liu Jianchao stare slightly, before this , that he sees waste azure as if felt that changes is very big. “三伯!”狗哥咧嘴笑道,笑得异常阳光,看起来精神抖擞,让三伯刘建超微微一愣,这和以前他看到的那个废青似乎感觉变化很大呀。 Although seems like that thin, but stands straightly, the facial expression was obviously good, the eye also had the appearance compared with before many, felt in broad daylight instead like night cat, shone somewhat unusual. 虽然看起来还是那么瘦,但站得笔直,气色明显好了很多,眼睛也比以前有神采得多,大白天的给人感觉反而像夜里的猫一样,亮得有些不同寻常。 Ok boy!” Liu Jianchao said with a smile immediately: „ It seems like in the two years honest many “可以嘛小子!”刘建超顿时笑道:“看来这两年老实了不少呀 In his opinion, has this facial expression, at least in the two years behavior affirmation standard many. 在他看来,有这种气色,起码这两年行为肯定规范了不少。 Some progress are good, by own Liu Family this background, so long as you are willing to return to the fold, always has the good path to walk to you. 有进步就好,以自己刘家这种背景,只要你肯浪子回头,总有好的路子给你走的。 One was happy that his pair of rush-leaf fan big hand a shoulder that pressed firmly between the fingers Big Bro Dog said with a smile: Was was too frail, the meat were too few, must eat, the multi- movements, you now are young, before the body cannot look like again, spoiled.” 一高兴他一双蒲扇大的手一把捏住了狗哥的肩膀笑道:“就是还太单薄了,肉太少,得多吃点,多运动,你现在还年轻,身体可不能再像以前那么糟蹋了。” So spoke one's mind, a pair of big hand actually impolite is pinching the physique of junior, naturally did not have the evil intention, he was only routine liking pinches these young animals, in army he was also this, Liu Dashou nickname came. 这般自说自话,一双大手却丝毫不客气的捏着小辈的筋骨,当然也不是带有恶意,他只是习惯性的喜欢捏一下这些小崽子,在部队里他也是这样,刘大手的外号就是这么来的。 Is pinching emerges, suddenly, he builds in the hand resembles of opposite party shoulder receives an electric shock one to separate, big body somewhat unbalanced staggering retreat, Big Bro Dog quick of eye and hand supports the opposite party: Three uncle you slowly.” 正捏得兴起的时候,突然的,他搭在对方肩膀的手像触电般一下弹开,高大的身体有些失衡的踉跄后退,狗哥眼疾手快的一把扶住对方:“三伯您慢点。” Liu Jianchao looks at Big Bro Dog to be somewhat in a daze, Big Bro Dog somewhat is also bewildered, probably body ate the pain response to shake a moment ago subconsciously 刘建超望着狗哥有些发愣,狗哥也有些莫名其妙,刚才好像自己身体吃痛下意识就反应般的震了一下 However isn't the shaking character of this body muscle the concept in game? How to see that three uncle's appearances were really shaken to be the same probably? 不过这身体肌肉的震字决不是游戏里的概念吗?怎么看三伯的样子好像真被震到一样? No matter what Big Bro Dog decides first to apologize: This embarrassed three uncle, you pinched a moment ago painful me, I responded that was somewhat big 但不管怎么样狗哥决定还是先道歉道:“这个不好意思啊三伯,您刚才把我捏得生疼,我反应一下有些大了” Nearby Big Bro Dog father also: I said the Third Brother, your pair of big hand is that tactless, did not fear that is injuring the child 一旁狗哥老爹也到:“我说三哥,你这双大手还是那么没轻没重的,也不怕把孩子伤着” „Becoming the child to talk nonsense, when was I tactless?” Liu Jianchao stared fifth child one eyes, immediately is full of the profound meaning after looking at Big Bro Dog one, lowers the sound saying: Goes, the old gentleman in the lobby, I goes to the backyard to take a thing “又当着孩子胡说八道,我什么时候没轻没重了?”刘建超瞪了老五一眼,随即又饶有深意的望了狗哥一眼后放低声音道:“去吧,老爷子在前厅,我去后院拿点东西” „” Big Bro Dog father hears word the head drew the peak immediately, just like ostrich that does not want to face. “诶”狗哥的老爹闻言顿时脑袋又拉耸了下来,宛若一只不想面对的鸵鸟。 After that family of three walks away, Liu Jianchao stands in same place, looks at oneself some right hands of blushing, the eye narrows the eyes slightly. 等那一家三口走远后,刘建超则是站在原地,望了望自己有些发红的右手,眼睛微微一眯。 A moment ago what situation? 刚才什么情况? 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