„My mother soap?” Grandpa Lu somewhat inconceivable is looking front that huge reaches as high as. “我尼玛肥皂？”卢姥爷有些不可思议的望着面前那巨大的高达。 That sound he will not misunderstand, is the soap 那声音他是不会听错的,就是肥皂 „Your small B goods hide are very that deep” the sound soap teased to continue to resound: „Where did this cat call to study? When compared with daddy two must eat fat calls to stick the person, Ok your ** bastard, but also hid this grade of skill!” “你小B货隐藏挺深嘛”肥皂调侃的声音继续响起:“这猫叫哪学的？比劳资家二胖要食时叫得都要粘人,可以呀你这**崽子,还藏了这等技能！” So dreadful teasing words resound, Grandpa Lu no longer suspected instantaneously, at present this goods on especially are the soap! 这般猥琐的调侃话一响起,卢姥爷瞬间不再怀疑,眼前这货就特么是肥皂！ „I scratch your also really am the heifer take plane, the flamboyant heaven, how did I go to you to achieve?” Grandpa Lu curious toward reaching as high as the eyeball position collects, in wants to have a look really to sit a soap. “我擦你这个还真是小母牛坐飞机,牛逼上天了呀,我去你这是怎么做到的？”卢姥爷好奇的往高达眼珠子位置凑,想看看里面是不是真坐了一块肥皂。 „Hey I have not thought that I am so of flamboyant” the sound unprecedented complacency soap: „At that time that artillery flew, your bastard jumps the thief to be quick especially, daddy cannot catch up with you, thinks must first your dog bring, has not actually thought that flame burns to me on 1 is not painful” “嘿我也没想到我这么牛逼”肥皂的声音前所未有的得意洋洋:“当时那火炮飞过来,你个龟孙跳得特么贼快,劳资又追不上你,原本以为要先你一步狗带了,却没想到那火焰烧到我身上一点不痛的” „Isn't painful you to call to be overwhelmed with emotion?” The Grandpa Lu supercilious look said: „Knows that after hearing you called out pitifully the sound , the grandfather my conscience to receive what kind of suffering?” “不痛你叫得那么销魂？”卢姥爷白眼道:“知道听到你惨叫声后姥爷我良心受到了怎样的煎熬吗？” „Rolls the calf you, ran agily also the conscience suffering, words saying that you were burnt down you not to call? That firepower much is flamboyant you not to see, I feel to explode, this mountain top possibly did not have!” “滚犊子吧你,跑得那么利索还良心煎熬,话说你被火烧你不叫？那火力多牛逼你是没看到,我感觉炸下来,这座山头可能都没了！” „Blows you, how you did not say that is the nuclear bomb rank?” “吹吧你,你咋不说是核弹级别呢？” „Don't you believe me to give you to come one round now?” “你不信我现在给你来一发？” „Believes letter/believes letter/believes” grandfather hastily chicken pecking meter/rice nod: „Soap military might, bare-handed meets the nuclear bomb, day list these trash pull on shoes to you do not match!” “信信信”姥爷连忙小鸡啄米般的点头:“肥皂威武,徒手接核弹,天榜那些渣渣给你提鞋都不配！” „Do not be mystifying, now day list these fellows also are really not a rank soap happily said with daddy”: „Yu Nu Wu Gua that Mech do you know? Let me tell you, with this one compared with on a junk!” “你别阴阳怪气,现在天榜那些家伙跟劳资还真不是一个级别”肥皂得意道:“雨女无瓜那机甲你知道吧？我跟你说,跟这个一比就一破铜烂铁！” „Without is so exaggerating?” Grandfather doubt looked at this big Mech, although in the modeling indeed wants charming military might several scales, but sometimes Mech is not only looks at the modeling, this childhood animation and science fiction movie have given him to demonstrate many times. “没那么夸张吧？”姥爷狐疑的望了一下这高大的机甲,虽然造型上的确要帅气威武几个档次,可有时候机甲不光是看造型的呀,这一点小时候的动漫和科幻电影已经给他演示过很多次了。 Often these awe-inspiring latest Mech are the trash, but these were abandoned in the tattered corner by tattered Mech that the lead picks accidentally can at enemy hundred treasure! 往往那些威风八面的最新型机甲都是渣渣,而那些被遗弃在破烂角落被主角偶然间捡到的破烂机甲都是能以一敌百的宝贝！ „Gives you under the demonstration, function that daddy discovered a moment ago” soap happily smiled one, immediately opens before slightly fully a giant mechanical palm aimed, that is the mucilage woods. “给你演示下,劳资刚才发现的功能”肥皂得意笑了一声,随即微微张开一只巨大的机械手掌对准了之前那满是粘液的树林。 Sees only the next second of innumerable gorgeous laser lasing, under a round of strafe, the Manshan trees turfing rock looked like the tofu to cut generally unceasingly, the trim woods were cut bare one piece instantaneously! 只见下一秒无数绚丽的激光激射而出,一轮扫射下,漫山树木植草岩石被像豆腐一般不断切割,整片树林瞬间被切得光秃秃一片！ Looked at everywhere lime sawdust, the grandfather was holding breath immediately a cold air, this picture was simply invincible, the front was one pile of tank regiments feels life that when the tofu cut, Tete graceful! 望着漫天石灰木屑,姥爷顿时倒吸了口凉气,这画面简直无敌呀,前方就是一堆坦克军团感觉都是被当豆腐切的命,太特么帅了！ „Flamboyant brothers!!” The grandfather was excited immediately. “牛逼呀兄弟！！”姥爷顿时兴奋了起来。 „Hehe!!” The soap forks the waist to laugh immediately: „Li Bai old immortal said right, is inborn my material to be useful, daddy is really not together the simple soap, you will feel relieved that from now on follows daddy to mix, daddy brings your New Territories, the god to keep off the deicide and Buddha files to kill Buddha vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered!!” “嘿嘿！！”肥皂顿时叉腰大笑:“李白老仙说得对,天生我材必有用,劳资果然不是一块简单的肥皂,你今后就放心跟着劳资混,劳资带你纵横新界,神挡杀神、佛档杀佛！！” „This flutters” grandfather unable to bear curl the lip: „This does look is a dragon embroidered costume? You controlled such a thing to feel can oneself ascend the sky?” “这飘得”姥爷忍不住撇嘴:“这一看就是个龙套吧？你控制了个这么一玩意就觉得自己能上天了？” „This fellow also is really not dragon embroidered costume” soap said spookily: „I read this fellow part to remember, was a role is good?” “这家伙还真不是龙套”肥皂幽幽道:“我读取了这家伙一部分记忆,是个角色好不好？” „Can you special also read others to remember?” This skill makes the grandfather immediately somewhat frightened. “你特么还能读取别人记忆？”这个技能让姥爷顿时有些惊悚起来。 „I do not know that” soap said honestly: „I can read him to remember not only, I can also replace him probably” “我也不知道”肥皂老实道:“我不光能读取他记忆,我好像还能取代他” Saying, Mech is opening slowly, a thin and small blue form walked from the Mech abdominal cavity position, the far separated looks, like Panir's diminished version 说着,机甲缓缓打开,一个瘦小的蓝色身影从机甲腹腔位置走了出来,隔远看,就像伯尼尔的缩小版 „Are your you soap?” The grandfather stares the big eye to say. “你你是肥皂？”姥爷瞪大眼睛道。 „Did you say?” That blue form white grandfather eyes said. “你说呢？”那蓝色身影白了姥爷一眼道。 „I scratch, what shape are you? Did shapeshifting succeed?” Grandpa Lu asked excitedly. “我擦,你这是什么形态？化形成功了吗？”卢姥爷激动问道。 If we had known was roasted to be able shapeshifting he also to run 早知道被烤一下就能化形他还跑个屁呀 „Should not be” soap shakes the head: „I absorbed something, then turned into this” “应该不是”肥皂摇了摇头:“我只是吸收了一些东西,然后就变成这样了” „Absorbed the thing? What thing?” “吸收了东西？什么东西？” Soap: „The original master of this body” 肥皂:“这身体的原主人” Grandfather hears word inspires, is so especially cruel? Ultimate opposite sex 姥爷闻言吸了口气,特么这么残暴的？终极异性呀 How does the key absorb? Like that the abnormity eats directly? 关键是怎么吸收的？是不是像异形那样直接吃掉的那种？ When full brain that picture, the soap direct supercilious look said: „Do not think that some at sixes and sevens, I am not disgusting” 正满脑子那种画面时,肥皂直接白眼道:“不要想一些乱七八糟的,我还没那么恶心” Grandfather: „How you know that what I am thinking?” 姥爷:“你怎么知道我在想什么？” „Does not know” frowning of soap doubts: „Should be the ability of this body, probably close to you, I can read some of your mood ideas slightly, pours cannot respectfully receive and read the heart, but through the change of your slight mood, conducts the analysis and calculation, can obtain some close results you not to know, my present brain and supercomputer have no difference, one second can operate many issues, the thief special powerful!” “不知道”肥皂疑惑的皱起了眉头:“应该是这个身体的能力,好像靠近你了,我就能稍稍读到一些你的情绪想法,倒也不是能直接读心,而是通过你细微情绪的变化,进行计算分析,就能得出一些相近的结果你是不知道,我现在的大脑和超级计算机没什么区别,一秒钟能运算好多问题,贼特么给力！” „Do I scratch this am not a developer?” The grandfather was startled immediately, said cautiously: „Is this talent of this body?” “我擦这不就是开发者吗？”姥爷顿时惊了,小心翼翼道:“这是这幅身体的天赋？” „Should” “应该是吧” „Then it, if had not been eaten by you, where?” “那它如果没被你吃掉的话,在哪儿？” „In inside, I leads you to go to have a look” “在里面,我带你进去看看吧” „Can I also go in?” Grandfather immediately eye one bright, expression that a face is eager to try. “我还能进去？”姥爷顿时眼睛一亮,一脸跃跃欲试的表情。 „Inside is very big, we two have a lot of spaces” “里面挺大的,我们两有很多空间” „You spoke I suddenly not to go in” “你这么说话我突然不想进去了” After entering the body, the grandfather is looking at the surroundings curiously, advanced that body internal engine room structure imagine, although cannot see these equipment is anything, but looks at very high-level appearance 进入机体后,姥爷非常好奇的望着周围,机体内部的机舱结构比自己想象的要先进,虽然看不到那些设备是什么,但一看就很高级的样子 But Mech, on an all-around seat, partly is lying with the soap now exactly the same body, but wants to be bigger, the constriction that the body sends out must 而机甲内部,一个全方位的座椅上,半卧着一具和肥皂现在一模一样的身体,只不过要高大很多,身上散发的压迫感也要强很多 „Did I scratch you to cut in half it?” “我擦你把它切成两半了？” „It is not soap that I do” shakes the head: „I came the time his” “不是我干的”肥皂摇了摇头:“我来得时候他就这样了” „How do you turn into like this?” Grandpa Lu curious say/way. “那你怎么变成这样子的？”卢姥爷好奇道。 „I am not very clear” soap doubts said: „After at that time I submerged Mech, wants to kill him, the preparation jumps on his face to make him eat my feces to suffocate to perish!!” “我也不是很清楚”肥皂疑惑道:“当时我潜入机甲后只是想弄死他,准备跳他脸上让他食我大便窒息而亡！！” Grandfather: „” 姥爷:“” „Mainly is also I have no attack way, can think is seals up his mouth and nose to make him suffocate” “主要也是我没啥进攻方式,能想到的就是封住他口鼻让他窒息” Grandfather: „Then?” 姥爷:“然后呢？” Soap: „Then felt that had a very strong psychic force to attack, I scratched, that feeling met the marine storm like the paper boat, you do not know I that hopelessness, I think at that time must be killed by the second may he not have the next movement finally” 肥皂:“然后就感觉有股很强精神力袭击了过来,我擦,那感觉就像纸船遇到海上风暴一样,你是不知道我当时那种无助感,我都以为要被秒杀了可结果他就没下一步动作了” „Not next movement?” The grandfather stares. “没下一步动作了？”姥爷一愣。 „Is” soap is also puzzled, always felt that his body has anything, stopping him to kill my action, then contacted me on own initiative, as soon as I responded, I turned into this appearance “是的”肥皂也一脸疑惑,总感觉他身体有什么东西,制止了他想要杀我的举动,然后主动接触了我,我一回应,我就变成这模样了 „Also obtained some memories and abilities, even Mech can control” “还获得了一些记忆和能力,连机甲都可以操控了” „I scratch, your what ability?” The grandfather hears dumbfounded, feels the good flamboyant appearance “我嘞个擦,你这什么能力？”姥爷听得一愣一愣的,感觉好牛逼的样子 Just wants to ask again, suddenly Mech transmits together the stiff electronic sound said: X17 Platoon Leader Jessica is requesting the mind link to you, whether needs to open the high efficiency to accept the link? 正想再问间,突然机甲内部传来一道生硬的电子音道:X17小队长杰西卡正在向您请求心灵链接,是否需要开大功率接受链接？ „Eh?” “额？” What ghost? 什么鬼？