IHAS :: Volume #2

#192: The lukewarm water boils the monkey


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You can search me to have a sanctuary wonderful brush pavilion ( imiaobige.com ) to search the latest chapter in hundred degrees celsius! 您可以在百度里搜索“我有一个庇护所妙笔阁(imiaobige.com)”查找最新章节! Ate him! Ate him!” “吃了他!吃了他!” Eats!( Nearly frightens George broken merit) you always like eating! Therefore we so will be fat!” “吃吃吃!(吓得乔治险些‘破功’)你总是这么爱吃!所以我们才会这么胖!” The after left brain of Agelong listens, lowers the head to be depressed unexpectedly: But I hungry...” 阿格隆的左脑地听完之后,竟然低下头来沮丧了:“可是我饿...” Agelong said that Agelong will not eat him! The words that Agelong spoke are harder than the stone!” After teaching that simpleminded left head, right Agelong head transferred, stares bellowed suddenly: Grain! Few people, must replace with the grain of similar weight! Moreover, eats the person demon also to take the 200 person heavy salts of!” “阿格隆说了,阿格隆不会吃他!阿格隆说的话比石头还要硬!”教训完那个头脑简单的左脑袋之后,阿格隆右边的脑袋转了过来,瞪起眼睛突然大吼了一声:“谷物!少的人,要用同样重量的谷物代替!另外,食人魔还要200个人重的盐!” Intelligent Agelong decided finally human of this crowd of deep sleep not compelling anxiously- how did that recipes mention? The lukewarm water boils the monkey! 聪明的阿格隆最终还是决定不要把这群沉睡的人类给逼急了-那本食谱怎么说来的?温水煮猴子! After listening, George big gasps for breath. He nods finally, agreed with this number. 听完之后,乔治大大的喘了一口气来。他最终点了点头,同意了这个数字。 In fact, he does not care about Agelong to want many people, what he cares is the demand of food person demon to meat- salt that had not mentioned. 事实上,他不在乎阿格隆要多少人,他在乎的是食人魔对肉的需求-还有自己一直没有提到的盐。 In George's heart considers as finished. 乔治的心中不由算了起来。 According to these by the food person demon captive who they raise, the appetite of snow frost food person demon, can eat up more than 200 kilograms food. But if eats meal every day, more than 20 kilograms enough( Alexander's appetite is one 8-10 jin (0.5 kg), one day 24-30 jin (0.5 kg), eating person demon are one day about 50 jin (0.5 kg), according to body weight proportion, Alexander may food person demon also be able to eat...). 按照那些被他们饲养起来的食人魔俘虏来看,雪霜食人魔的食量,一顿可以吃下两百多公斤的食物。但如果每天都吃饭的话,二十多公斤就够了(亚历山大的食量是一顿8-10斤,一天24-30斤,食人魔是一天50斤左右,按照体重比例来看,亚历山大可食人魔还能吃...)。 50 tons meat with 100 tons grain, provides for more than 300 food person demon some reluctantly, but, if the hunting in mountain, are counted the appetite little child and old person in addition again, indeed was enough they use every month. 50吨肉与100吨粮食,供养三百多个食人魔有些勉强的,不过,如果加上它们在山中的狩猎,再算上食量较小的孩子和老人,的确是够它们每个月用了。 But does not need so many salts absolutely. 但绝对不需要这么多的盐。 After all meat 50 tons... 毕竟肉才五十吨啊... The souse is indisputable, but eats the person demon repugnantly is souse. In order to eats to live, they are even willing to look for the chef to the captive! But in certain cases, eats the person demon even to live nearby region that in food is at! 腌制无可厚非,但食人魔最讨厌的就是腌制品。为了能吃活的,它们甚至愿意给俘虏找厨子!而在某些案例中,食人魔甚至会居住在‘食物’所在的区域附近! The food person demon that if this chief leads, over 300, will be definitely will not really have the situation that anything deceased person will unable to eat to happen. 而如果这个酋长所带领的食人魔,真的有三百以上,是绝对不会有什么‘死人’吃不掉的情况发生的。 Indeed, according to all news, the food person demon that this chief leads, has over 300 fully. 的确,按照所有的消息来看,这个酋长所带领的食人魔,足有三百以上。 They conformed with one in that war by Agelong, scatters the blood knights. But food person demon quantity that George and Anthony actually firm believing, this chief in fact can control, absolutely without this number- or he does not raise so many food person demons. 它们在那场大战之中被阿格隆整合到了一起,将血裔骑士们打散。但乔治与安东尼却坚决的认为,这个酋长实际上所能控制的食人魔数量,绝对没有这个数字-或者说,他不养这么多的食人魔。 Also because of the reason of food, Agelong pursued the tribe other food person demons or, gave to breed them completely... 又或者说,因为食物的原因,阿格隆将其它的食人魔都驱逐出了部落,将它们完全都给放养了... This fellow actually also thinks veiled the father, yeah...’ George sighs, remembered Alexander: Really is the person stupidly does not represent will not pull a smart trick.’ ‘这家伙竟然还想蒙老子,哎...’乔治心里叹了一口气,不由想起了亚历山大来:‘真是人傻不代表不会耍心眼啊。’ After Agelong sees George nods, happily smiled- this crowd of fool human, think by the present, a few words of Agelong, can make all food person demons rather have an empty stomach do not hunt... 阿格隆看到乔治点头之后,也开心的笑了-这群傻瓜人类,到现在还以为,阿格隆的一句话,就能让所有食人魔都宁可饿肚子也不去狩猎了呢... Right, he had not planned honors the agreement. This seems like the semblance to be simple and honest, but is like Alexander, has the wishful thinking food person demon bandit chief, only plans to do a ticket! 没错,他从来就没有打算过遵守协议。这个看起来外表憨厚,但却和亚历山大一样,有着小心思的食人魔土匪头子,只打算干一票而已! Since is delivers to arrive in port inside meat, why doesn't eat? 既然是送到口里面的肉,为什么不吃呢? If these human made concessions, they will also become the domestic animals that the food person demons rear in a pen thoroughly! 而如果这些人类退让了,他们也将彻底成为食人魔们圈养的牲畜们! After having smiled mutually, George then opens the mouth: Chief Sir, you give me time. We will deliver.” 互相笑过之后,乔治便张口了:“酋长大人,您给我一个时间。我们会将人都送过来的。” No.” Agelong rejected directly: Do not climb mountains. The tribe of Agelong moves frequently( this actually really), you could not find- Agelong belt/bring clansman takes.” “不。”阿格隆直接拒绝了:“你们不要上山。阿格隆的部落经常迁徙(这倒是真的),你们找不到-阿格隆带族人下来取。” George looks the double headed food person demon chief right head of slightly stares: Takes?” 乔治看着双头食人魔酋长右边的脑袋微微的一愣:“下来取?” ( Left side that head as if still in depressed, following negotiations gave seemed like slightly intelligent that) (左面的那个脑袋似乎还在沮丧,接下来的谈判都交给了看起来稍稍聪明的那个) Right!” Agelong chief said categorically: Before you such, all expels together. Agelong will choose a town, you prepare the good person, eats the person demon to go to catch. Catches enough 1000, leaves!” “对!”阿格隆酋长说得斩钉截铁:“就像你们之前那样,将人全都驱逐到一起。阿格隆会选一个镇子,你们准备好人,食人魔进去逮。逮够一千,就离开!” Chief Sir, this... this...” “酋长大人,这...这...” Agelong has not paid attention to George's response, he worked in hand a map in jar directly, the map that this snatches did with a whole piece sheepskin, but looks like small scroll in the hand of Agelong. After looking, it the map shop on the arm, was leaning on the thigh, on a finger/refers toward that: Was here!” 阿格隆没有理会乔治的反应,他直接抓起了手边罐子里的一张地图,这抢来的地图原本是用一整张羊皮做的,但在阿格隆的手里面就像是小卷轴似的。看了看之后,它将地图铺在了手臂上,拄着大腿,朝那上面一指:“就是这儿了!” George raises one's head looks, discovered on that map to draw many small circle circles unexpectedly early! Which small towns as if this big fatty regarding plundering has had the plan! 乔治伸头一望,发现那地图上竟然早画了好多的小圈圈!似乎这大胖子对于掳掠哪些小镇一直有着计划! But now Agelong refers, is the small town that was encircled, but this small town also indeed had previously been under the attack of food person demon, but these fellows kick out of the way the stockade of small town, takes a stroll near the castle inner wall, looks after inside( this inner wall, only then 45 meters high, indeed is small dirt wall that Agelong said), led the captives who caught in the town/subdues to walk. 而阿格隆现在所指的,就是一个被圈起来的小镇,而此前这个小镇也的确遭遇过食人魔的袭击,但那些家伙踢开小镇的栅栏,溜达进城堡内墙边上,朝里面望了望之后(这个内墙只有四五米高,的确是阿格隆所说的小土墙),就带着在镇上抓的俘虏们走了。 In the previous days, that Baron because also these food person demons spoke custom very much, did not plan that responded Just's migration to summon, but was processed by Volpe... 就在前一段日子,那名男爵还因为这些食人魔很‘讲规矩’,不打算响应加斯特的迁徙号召,而被沃尔普处理了呢... Therefore in the impression of Agelong, thinks here people? But before I just before leaving, after there, has seen the new trail of food person demon...’ ‘所以在阿格隆的印象里,认为这里是有人的?可我临行前经过那里,看见过食人魔的新足迹啊...’ George flexure the face( felt suddenly this expression not to)- George's complexion tricks becomes pale, shouting that the whole body shivers: Sir! Your this proposition was really cruel! After you arrive in the town, the person ran!” 乔治挠了挠脸(突然感觉这个表情不对)-乔治的脸色忽悠一下变得惨白,浑身颤抖的喊道:“大人!您这个提议实在是太残忍了!而且当你们来到镇子上后,人都跑了啊!” Encircles!” Agelong chief said: Circle in your tattered, in collapsing at the first blow small dirt wall! These treasure and grain, places in the earthen fort!” “圈起来!”阿格隆酋长说道:“圈在你们那破破烂烂,不堪一击的小土墙里!还有那些财宝与粮食,也都放在土堡里面去!” Really his mother had days not to descend the mountain.’ In George heart thinks secretly, but eats the person demon whether has descended the mountain unable to have the too tremendous effect regarding the plan. ‘果然他娘的有段日子没下山了。’乔治心中暗暗想到,不过食人魔是否下过山对于计划不会有太大影响。 The double headed food person demon bandit chief continues saying: Agelong only gives you three days of time! If by that time, eats the person demon unable to see the person. All food person demons will descend the mountain, by that time, eats the person who the person demon catches, but incessantly 1000!” 双头食人魔土匪头子继续说道:“阿格隆只给你们三天时间!如果到那时,食人魔看不到人。所有的食人魔将会下山,到那时,食人魔逮的人,可就不止一千了!” Hears here, Rona's vision lowered slightly, she looked at George, in the heart thinks: Really the bandit understands the bandit...’ 听到这里,罗娜的目光微微低了下来,她看了看乔治,心中想到:‘果然还是土匪了解土匪...’ But steps on George in valuable box, is one is pursing the lips, a face puzzled appearance, seems like probably thoroughly eaten person demon defeats. 而踩在宝箱上的乔治,则是一副抿着嘴吧,一脸纠结的样子,看起来就好像彻底被食人魔所击败。 However in his cloak inside hand, is actually the exciting swayed begins the finger... 然而在他的那披风里面的手,却是兴奋的摆动起了手指头来... From seeing these fresh frozen meat time, he determined, these food person demons most likely (80%) will not make them deliver to climb mountains! 从看到那些鲜冻肉的时候,他就确定,这些食人魔八成不会让他们把人送上山! Because this delivers to the thing other food person demon hand simply! 因为这简直就是将东西送到别的食人魔手中去! The food person demons outside these tribes hungrily are soon insane! Before came the tribe to steal the thing frequently, now has evolved to snatch! Sees somebody off to climb mountains, such vast momentum movement. So long as made a food person demon smell the taste, in the past several food person demons. That human may on the entire his mother was exposed on the halfway! 那些部落之外的食人魔已经快要饿疯了!之前是经常来部落偷东西,现在已经演变为抢了!送人上山,这么声势浩大的动作。只要让一个食人魔闻到味儿了,过去了几个食人魔。那人类可就全他娘的在半路上跑光了! Delivers to climb mountains? Delivers! 送上山?送个屁! Then in the mountain member of the upper-class, where has to descend the mountain to grasp energetically?! 而且那在山上等人,哪有下山抓带劲?! Three days of time, on the mercenary road must spend to go to the larger part! The efficiency that even human moves is extremely high, in the town/subdues will definitely still have a lot of commodities to take away without enough time! 三天时间,佣兵路上就要花去一大半!就算人类迁徙的效率极高,镇上肯定也会有大量的物资来不及拿走! What entire his mother is intelligent Agelong! 全他娘的是‘聪明的阿格隆’的! Not only so, George also made a bold judgment- this big fatty bandit chief, perhaps thinks these advantage, fishes incessantly. 不光如此,乔治还做出了一个大胆的判断-这个大胖子土匪头子,恐怕所想的不止是将这些好处,捞到手里面去。 It had also never planned implements what agreement!! 它也从未打算过履行什么协议!! Right, Agelong does not want to be dull on this mountain! They also want the city wall! They must seize the cities! They must their domestic animals, place in that safe wall! 没错,阿格隆早就不想在这山上多呆了!它们也要城墙!它们要占领城镇!它们要把它们的牲畜,放在那安全的墙内! This idea simply is wild incomparable! 这想法简直就是猖狂无比! Indeed, these army who’ comprised of human, eating the person demons one time is not had seen twice. 的确,那些由人类所组成的‘大军’,食人魔们已经不是一次两次见过了。 Is delivers the vegetable/dish radically! 根本就是来送菜的! But looks like in the food person demons, in moment that these blood knights are defeated and dispersed, then means that human degenerated into thoroughly flock of sheep that whatever butchers! 而在食人魔们看来,在那些血裔骑士们溃散的一刻,便意味着人类彻底沦为了任由宰割的羊群! Therefore after today's human regressing again and again, Agelong then sat down this wild incomparable decision- rears in a pen the entire human race! 所以在今天人类一而再,再而三的退步之后,阿格隆便坐下了这个猖狂无比的决定-圈养全人类! As for migration that human said- wizard letter/believes! 至于那个人类所说的迁徙-鬼才信! The chief of human does not give up his these lands and wealth! 人类的酋长才舍不得他的那些土地与财富呢! Human eats the person, eats the person demon also to eat the person, human does not miss that person! 人类吃人,食人魔也吃人,人类才不差那点人呢! Naturally, cannot do too overdone, otherwise food may be all exposed. 当然,也不能做得太过火,不然食物可就全都跑光了。 However are not related, human will regress again! When they will negotiate next time, it demanded the land and more human slaves! All rears in a pen these slaves, farms for oneself! 不过没有关系,人类会再次退步的!等他们下次谈判,它就索要土地和更多的人类奴隶!把这些奴隶全都圈养起来,为自己种田! Regarding this wild decision, Agelong has the incomparable self-confidence!! 对于这个这猖狂的决定,阿格隆有着无比的自信!! George is also so... 乔治也是如此...
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