IHAMSS :: Volume #2

#137: This younger sister, you were arrested


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Lin Yi has not thought, oneself takes a road, can meet to sell the little sovereign uncle. 林毅是万万没想到,自己只是走个路,都能遇到个卖小皇叔的。 This chart looks that also very looks familiar. 这图看着还挺眼熟。 The Lin Yi nose moves, smelled at present on this diminutive man light fragrance, like swindler loli who he once the repertoire crossed. 林毅鼻子动了动,闻到了眼前这个矮小男人身上的淡淡香气,像极了他曾套路过的骗子萝莉。 Originally is she! 原来是她啊! Is this loses money to depend to sell the sovereign uncle to return to the blood? 这是亏了本靠卖皇叔回血么? Okay practices the person, does not walk orthodox way well, must work as the swindler, does not work as the swindler to come yellow, will be Lin Yi of just envoy will not certainly sit by and do nothing. 好好的一个修行中人,不好好走正道,非要当骗子,不当骗子又来涉黄,身为正义使者的林毅当然是不会坐视不管的。 How does your book sell?” “你这书怎么卖的?” 3000 money.” “三千钱。” When swindler, most important is the eyesight, which people must first differentiate to have the thing to deceive, then screens the person who deceives. 当骗子,最重要的就是眼力,首先就要区分哪些人有东西骗,然后再从中筛选好骗的人。 The Lin Yi attire is uncommon, seeming like the appearance of being elated with success, the person under this condition inflates easily, best deceive. 林毅衣着不凡,看上去又是春风得意的模样,这种状态下的人都容易膨胀,也是最好骗的。 Shang Chang'er then wanted to have a lion's share, wanted 3000 money, to her, this actually was also only the cost price, after all...... 商裳儿便狮子大开口,要了三千钱,对她来说,这其实也只是成本价,毕竟…… Said that is the tears, she loses money to sell sells does not move. 说多了都是泪,她亏本卖都卖不太动。 Lin Yi hears her to offer, the corners of the mouth rise slightly, then restrains quickly, turns into the serious appearance, said: According to the Great Qí law, the books can not sell illicitly, let alone is this vulgar reading material, goes government office to walk one with me!” 林毅听到她报价,嘴角微微上扬,然后很快收敛,变成一脸严肃的模样,道:“依大齐律,书籍不得私售,何况是这种低俗读物,跟我去衙门走一趟吧!” As the law enforcement officials, Lin Yi is certainly familiar with the regulation, was familiar with the rule, can use the rule. 身为执法人员,林毅当然熟读律法,只有熟悉了规则,才能利用规则。 The reading regulation can also understand indirectly this time, he works as the first reading to this is surprised, refers to the history, this time mature printing method, is not possible to have the books business of scale. 阅读律法也能间接地了解这个时代,他当初读到这条的时候就非常惊讶,参照历史,这个时代没有成熟的印刷术,便不可能有成规模的书籍买卖。 Since the books business is unable to form the market, will not have the regulation to forbid to sell illicitly. 书籍买卖既然无法形成市场,就不会有律法来禁止私售。 If not for this regulation, he will not go to follow this direction to investigate the difference of this world and his history. 若不是此律法,他也就不会去顺着这个方向去调查这个世界和他所处的历史的不同。 Returns to the proper topic, Shang Chang'er hears Lin Yi to catch her to go to government office unexpectedly, immediately the complexion changes. 言归正传,商裳儿听到林毅居然要抓她去衙门,顿时脸色一变。 This man, does not press the repertoire to play a card! 这个男人,不按套路出牌啊! Although the regulation stipulated that but nowadays, who also manages the regulation. 律法虽然规定了,但这年头,谁还管律法。 To her, the law of royal government is the nonsense, her vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered rivers and lakes, depended is a pit two ignorant/veiled three deceives, really must observe the law of royal government, she must go to have firm food before long time. 对她来说,朝廷的法律就是狗屁,她纵横江湖,靠的就是一坑二蒙三骗,真要遵守朝廷的法度,她过不了多久就得进去吃一次牢饭。 Before got off scot-free, no one could control her, now sells a small pornography, unexpectedly can be arrested? 以前逍遥法外,都没有人来管得了她,现在只是卖个小黄书,居然就要被捕? It looks like in Shang Chang'er, but did yellow she calculated on is the common people. 商裳儿看来,只是搞黄色的她都算的上是良民了。 Big brothers, your is atypical, do not want, how can also notify a government office?” “大兄弟,你这就不地道了,不要就不要,咋还能报官呢?” Flattered to smile, Shang Chang'er had no more to do with sneak off suddenly. 谄媚地笑了笑,商裳儿忽然拔腿开溜。 She did not fear Lin Yi, does not like spelling purely hardly, a time, the escaping method accounted for 70%. 她不是怕了林毅,纯粹是不太喜欢跟人硬拼,一身功夫,逃跑手段占了70%。 Her escaping speed, where compares favorably with Lin Yi, if not Lin Yi makes fun of her intentionally, she just ran Lin Yi to seize her vulnerable point. 只是,她的逃跑速度,哪里比得上林毅,若非林毅只是故意捉弄她,她刚跑林毅就能揪住她的小辫子了。 He strolls pursues in behind, shouts pretentiously said: Do not run, sees the officer with me!” 他闲庭信步地在后面追赶,装模作样地呼喊道:“别跑,跟我去见官!” „Do you find fault are?” “你找茬是不是?” Person who Uncle investigates Xiaohuang where has the government authorities, she has not sold in the city specially! 哪有官府的人查小皇叔的,她都特意没有在城里卖! Sees Lin Yi to be in hot pursuit, she also came the temperament. 眼看林毅穷追不舍,她也来了脾气。 Looks at my thunderclap ball!” “看我霹雳弹!” Saying, Shang Chang'er pulled out two black projectiles, makes an effort to fall toward the ground, only listens to one crack, hazy, but also is mixing with some smells of irritating the nose. 说着,商裳儿掏出了两个黑色弹丸,用力朝着地上一摔,只听一声炸响,烟雾弥漫,还夹杂着一些刺鼻的气味。 Lin Yi also thinks at first is the blasting explosive, immediately the flying draws back, after all he defends, although high, actually does not know that this time the blasting explosive is what might, where dares to meet hardly. 林毅起初还以为是炸药,立刻飞身而退,毕竟他防御虽然高,却不知道这个时代的炸药是什么威力,哪里敢硬接。 What who knows Shang Chang'er to shout is the thunderclap ball, is actually the smoke shell, the words of this young swindler cannot believe seriously. 谁知商裳儿喊的是霹雳弹,其实是烟雾弹,这小骗子的话当真是信不得。 However, if she thought that this can run away, rather also underestimated the person. 不过,她若是觉得这样就可以跑掉,未免也太小看人了。 World is limitless, ten thousand li (0.5 km) pursue...... “天地无极,万里追……啊呸。” Spoof time may the outmoded spoof own. 恶搞的时候可不兴恶搞自己的嗷。 Lin Yi is truly happy today, and deceiving master and betraying ancestors did not discuss, when comforts the small zombie, the process is also very smooth, Jiang Linglong after understanding the whole story of matter, expressed very much magnanimously she had not minded. 林毅今天心情确实不错,欺师灭祖且不谈,在安抚小僵尸的时候,过程也很顺利,姜玲珑在明白事情的原委之后,也很大度地表示她没有介意。 Among them the window paper was also pricked, no longer was the ambiguous relations, but was both sides have confirmed together the intimate relation. 他们之间的窗户纸也算是挑破了,不再是暧昧不明的关系,而是双方一起确认过的亲密关系。 If not the atmosphere is not proper, perhaps Lin Yi can also the unlocking after the unlocking jockey achievement ride the corpse achievement, but he likes Jiang Linglong, does not go to all kinds matter, two people snuggle in Crystal Palace in the same place very long time, finally, Lin Yi thought that now the Changsha city matter will be many, perhaps Bao Sanniang cannot deal with, leaves from Crystal Palace. 若非气氛还不到位,林毅没准还能在解锁骑师成就之后解锁骑尸成就,但他喜欢姜玲珑,也不是冲着色色的事情去的,两人在水晶宫依偎在一起很长的时间,最后,还是林毅觉得现在长沙城事情可能会很多,鲍三娘也许应付不过来,才从水晶宫离开。 , Has not thought all the way happily met by chance the young swindler. 一路上开开心心的,没想到偶遇了小骗子。 If not the mood is good, he was also disinclined to pay attention to Shang Chang'er, now wants to arrest her to bring to justice, actually wants to carry out the conducting ideological education to her, offered amnesty her while convenient. 如果不是心情好,他也就懒得理会商裳儿了,现在想要逮捕她归案,其实是想对她进行思想教育工作,顺便将她招安。 Night Pacifying Ministry has undergone the turbulence, now the strength damages greatly, could not have suppressed sect gate not saying that what demons and monsters dare to ride on Night Pacifying Ministry to defecate, Lin Yi as Night Pacifying Ministry one, naturally wants to restore the Night Pacifying Ministry authority. 靖夜司经历过动荡,如今实力大损,已经压制不住宗门不说,什么妖魔鬼怪都敢骑到靖夜司头上拉屎,林毅身为靖夜司的一员,自然想要恢复靖夜司的权威。 Actually for what Night Pacifying Ministry honor, because had a powerful organ of violence, the personal safety and property of people can be guaranteed. 倒不是为了什么靖夜司的荣光,而是因为有了一个强有力的暴力机关,人民的生命财产安全才能得到保证。 Also can see in memory Lin Yi of many monsters, Night Pacifying Ministry has not been powerful, its development is always related with the royal government rise and fall, when the royal government and Night Pacifying Ministry are powerful, demons and monsters do not dare to make a harassing attack the common people recklessly. 在许多妖怪的记忆力林毅也能看到,靖夜司并非一直强盛,它的发展总是与朝廷盛衰相关,当朝廷和靖夜司强大时,妖魔鬼怪都不敢肆意袭扰百姓。 Must achieve this goal, cannot light/only depend on itself. 要达成这个目标,不能光靠自己一个人。 sect gate the person is untrustworthy, all sorts of people of these rivers and lakes, can try 12 actually, without committing unforgivable crime, can through the ideological remolding, be able to continue to make the contribution to the society. 宗门的人信不过,这些江湖的三教九流,倒是可以尝试一二,只要没有犯下不可饶恕的罪行,又能通过思想改造,就能继续为社会做贡献了。 Shang Chang'er runs fast, hides, in she sent A'Qi also finally to find misled her opportunity. 商裳儿跑得飞快,藏在她发间的阿七也终于找到了蛊惑她的机会。 „Do you long for having the strength?” “你渴望拥有力量么?” Who!?” “谁!?” Shang Chang'er had a scare, this thinks that escaped from the hand of Lin Yi, suddenly another sound resounds from the ear, actually does not know that from where, called her to be absolutely terrified. 商裳儿被吓了一跳,本以为从林毅的手中逃脱了,忽然又一个声音从耳边响起,却不知从何处来,直叫她毛骨悚然。 I am only a wisp of remnant soul, the deep sleep, in sends in the hairpin, today regains consciousness, the doll, I thought that your root bone is good, my inheritance does not want to cut off exactly, can you be willing to inherit my mantle?” “我只是一缕残魂,沉睡在一个发簪中,今日才苏醒,女娃,我看你根骨上佳,恰好我有一身传承不想断绝,你可愿继承我的衣钵?” Shang Chang'er is shocked at the scene, was my changes from bad to good, meets the excellent chance? 商裳儿当场愣住,我这是时来运转,遇上大好机缘了? Excited, she must nod immediately, but in the final moment, eight characters well ups suddenly. 兴奋之下,她马上就要点头,但在最后的关头,八个字忽然涌上心头。 Corrupt character near poor, is blinded by greed. 贪字近贫,利令智昏。 She was not greedy Lin Yi possibly obtained the fierce merit law, oneself brain made up so many, finally got up to work as greatly! 她不就是贪心林毅可能得到了厉害的功法,自己脑补了那么多,最后上了个大当吗! Her worldly-wise person, was deceived by such simple deceitful trick, this great shame, this whole life cannot forget probably, because of this, currently also has the good deed, she thought of that eight characters immediately. 她一个老江湖,被这么简单的骗术骗了,这种奇耻大辱,她这辈子大概都忘不了,正因为如此,现在又有好事,她马上就想到了那八个字。 Shang Chang'er calm, the words that must comply with received instantaneously, asked back: Senior, if must proselytize instructs, what needs me to make?” 商裳儿冷静了下来,要答应的话瞬间收了回去,反问道:“前辈若是要传道授业,需要我做什么?” A'Qi feels the heart that Shang Chang'er aggravates to guard, immediately has a headache greatly, the difficulty of then invading was also big. 阿七感受到商裳儿加重的心防,顿时大为头疼,这下入侵的难度又大了许多。 It seems like that oneself had not won her trust. 看来,自己还没得到她的信任。 I have three wishes ; first, to see humanity is prosperous ; second, to return to the hometown has a look ; third, the inheritance is unceasing, if you really want to help me make anything, the good easy to learn skill, then to join Night Pacifying Ministry, before I do not have dissipates thoroughly, delivers me to return to one's old home to have a look.” “我有三个心愿,一是看到人道昌盛,二是回家乡看看,三是传承不断,如果你真的想要帮我做点什么,就好好学本事,然后加入靖夜司,在我没有彻底消散之前,送我回老家看看。” A'Qi is the psychological Grandmaster, these words gets down worthily, the Shang Chang'er vigilance dropped 70% immediately. 阿七不愧是心理大师,这一番话下来,商裳儿的戒心顿时下降了70%。 These three wishes do not arrange randomly, first, showed that her camp, has an emotional tie with the person clan, can let equally is Shang Chang'er of person thought that subconsciously this is the similar senior, goes home to have a look, this simple matter, is the wish, contrasted is dismal atmosphere, making one have the sympathy. 这三个心愿可不是乱编的,第一条,表明她的阵营,心系人族,能让同样是人的商裳儿下意识觉得这是同类前辈,回家看看,这种简单的事情,也是心愿,烘托的就是一个悲凉的气氛,让人心生同情。 Proposed again makes Shang Chang'er join Night Pacifying Ministry, is the idea of killing two birds with one stone. 再主动提出让商裳儿加入靖夜司,则是一石二鸟之计。 Night Pacifying Ministry is the beheading monsters and exterminating demons place, the demon is impossible to go on own initiative, while deepening the Shang Chang'er trust, but can also promote other oneself plan. 靖夜司斩妖除魔的地方,邪魔不可能主动要进去,在加深商裳儿信任的同时,还能推动自己另外的计划。 Entered Night Pacifying Ministry, is close to Lin Yi well, thus entices the sage to degenerate. 进入了靖夜司,才好接近林毅,从而勾引贤者堕落。 Although in illusion demon palace that in she makes, Lin Yi has made the deceiving master and betraying ancestors act, but he has therefore not felt guilty, his heart against as before is indestructible. 虽然在她制造出的幻境魔宫之中,林毅已经做出了欺师灭祖的行径,但是他并没有因此而感到愧疚,他的心防依旧是坚不可摧。 Odd. 就离谱。 During the A'Qi demon lives, has not seen such odd person, normal person deceiving master and betraying ancestors, should be ashamed, my goodness, Lin Yi this was came one time, but also wants to come again one time. 阿七的魔生之中,就没见过这么离谱的人,正常人欺师灭祖,应该都是羞愧不已的,好家伙,林毅这是来了一次,还想再来一次。 Ashamed? 羞愧? What is that? 那是啥呀? Has not seen. 一点都没看到。 The plan of A'Qi fails overall, let the Lin Yi white wine on being equivalent. Wasted oneself massive charms, an advantage has not obtained. 阿七的计划全盘落空,就相当于让林毅白干了一场。浪费了自己大量的魔力,一点好处都没得到。 This also stimulated the A'Qi effort, she also with the Lin Yi bar on! 这也激发了阿七的好胜心,她还就和林毅杠上了! Shang Chang'er does not have A'Qi to experience richly, moreover saved a luck at heart eventually, is thinking really has the fate by some chance, she discarded does not distinguish between right and wrong, to waste? 商裳儿到底是没有阿七经验丰富,而且心里终究是存了一丝侥幸,想着万一真是有缘分,她不分青红皂白舍弃了,岂不是浪费? Now listened to the A'Qi words, the vigilance to drop, A'Qi took advantage of a favorable situation saying: Now you must avoid to capture, I first pass on your escaping technique, and you relax the mind.” 现在听了阿七一席话,戒心下降了许多,阿七又乘势道:“现在你要躲避追捕,我先传你一门遁术吧,你且放松心神。” Shang Chang'er had not realized that relaxes the mind to an demon spirit dangerously, she is also thinking the opposite party is a remnant soul, even if oneself relax slightly, the opposite party really must act unreasonably, she also has method counterattacking, then really relaxed. 商裳儿也没意识到对一个魔灵放松心神有多危险,她还想着对方不过是个残魂,自己哪怕稍微放松,对方真要乱来,她也有手段反制,便真的放松下来了。 A'Qi seizes certainly the opportunity, goes to enter, sends the silk size the black air/Qi, then drilled into the atrium of Shang Chang'er to occupy. 阿七当然是抓住机会,趁虚而入,发丝大小的黑气,便钻入了商裳儿的心房中盘踞起来。 Lodges, completed like this. 寄宿,就这样完成了。 Naturally, from changing from guest to host also has very long section of road to walk, at her present strength, is not enough to occupy the Shang Chang'er body forcefully, even is insufficient the matter that induces Shang Chang'er to make some clearly to go against her wish, but, has the breach, only needs to proceed in an orderly way, Shang Chang'er will become her puppet sooner or later. 当然,距离反客为主还有很长一段路要走,以她现在的力量,不足以强行占据商裳儿的身躯,甚至不足以诱导商裳儿去做一些明显违背她心意的事情,不过,已经有了突破口,只需要循序渐进,商裳儿迟早会成为她的傀儡。 In order to deepen trust, she also indeed taught the escaping technique in the Shang Chang'er mind. 为了加深信任,她也的确在商裳儿脑海中传授起了遁术。 A'Qi vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered world time, does not have the giving up study merit law of few assembler clan, the inheritance of many big schools, had been stolen by her, but puts out the escaping technique, to her was simple. 阿七纵横天下的时候,也没少收集人族的绝学功法,许多大门派的传承,都被她盗取过,只是拿出个遁术,对她而言再简单不过了。 In one pile of escaping techniques, she selected fiercely. 在一堆遁术中,她挑了个最厉害的。 This technique is named, little to become may shrink to become Cun, accomplishment may the horizon, but, this technique is the secret of horizon sect not passing on, in the past and their people made a bet to win for the master, from now on will have the hatred, you studied this technique, and cannot use before them.” “此术名为咫尺天涯,小成可缩地成寸,大成一步可越天涯,不过,此术是天涯道宗不传之秘,为师当年和他们的人打赌赢来的,自此也结下了仇恨,你学了此术,且不可在他们面前用。” Relax the master, a horizon sect does not exist.” “放心吧师父,天涯道宗已经不存在了。” Shang Chang'er changed the name calmly, A'Qi titter, sighed with emotion seriously: Unexpectedly crossed so many years......” 商裳儿不动声色地改了称呼,阿七偷笑,又一本正经地感慨道:“居然过了这么多年吗……” The person of ancient aged and disabled soul supposes, stood steadily. 古老残魂的人设,稳稳地立住了。 Shang Chang'er politely comforted her two, then started to practice far away. 商裳儿礼貌性地安慰了她两句,便开始练习咫尺天涯了。 She when exchanges with A'Qi, has not stopped the footsteps that escapes, but slowed down slightly, now uses far away, can definitely cast off Lin Yi. 她在和阿七交流的时候,也没停下逃跑的脚步,只是稍微放缓了一些,现在用上咫尺天涯,肯定能甩开林毅 But she thinks time, shoots long rope suddenly, entire twined her, another end of hemp rope in the hand of Lin Yi, his tranquil said/tunnel: This miss, you were arrested!” 但她这么想的时候,身后忽然射来一条长绳,将她整个缠绕住了,麻绳的另一端在林毅的手上,他平静地道:“这位姑娘,你被逮捕了!”
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