„My servant said one.” “那我跟妈说一声。” willow Qingqing goes out toward the room in happily, since giving birth toot toot, willow Qingqing had not window-shopped, now completes the time of childbirth with great difficulty, willow Qingqing truly some want to take a walk. 柳箐箐开心地往屋里走出,自从生下嘟嘟后,柳箐箐就没有逛过街了,现在好不容易做完月子,柳箐箐确实有些想逛街了。 Especially strolls the rural fair with the beloved man together. 尤其还是跟自己心爱的男人一起逛集市。 This must lead the woman to go to take a walk, first you must learn, moreover must willingly. 这要带女人出去逛街,首先你就要学会等,而且还要心甘情愿地等。 After a half hour, willow Qingqing comes out from the room. 半个小时后,柳箐箐才从屋里出来。 „Wife you are really attractive.” “老婆你真漂亮。” leaf Rongyao looks willow Qingqing said. 叶荣耀愣愣地看着柳箐箐说道。 willow Qingqing today is the clear appearance, a cotton rose color long wide sleeve coat. The bracelet in left hand neck above the ring around, the lilac tassels paces back and forth around the black ink blue trouser-skirt. 柳箐箐今天是清纯打扮,一身芙蓉色广袖上衣.手链在左手颈上环绕着,浅紫色流苏在墨蓝色的裤裙周围徘徊。 Deep coffee soft long hair hair with a neat incomparable modeling, purple hairlace high gripped. The amber brown pupil is gentle and gentle, just like the clear goddess that the school came out a moment ago. 深咖啡色齐腰柔软长发头发用一个清爽无比的造型,紫色发带高高的扎了起来.琥珀色的眸子温婉而文静,犹如刚才学校出来的清纯女神。 „Husband, others stature lost shape!” “老公,人家身材都走形了！” willow Qingqing somewhat said depressed. 柳箐箐有些郁闷地说道。 willow Qingqing wants to wear a moment ago the pretty clothes, actually discovered that many clothes are not good-fitting. 刚才柳箐箐想把自己漂亮的衣服穿上去,却发现好多衣服都已经不合身了。 Was not the clothes changes small, but was changes fat, particularly the abdomen and plentiful spot increased. 不是衣服变小了,而是自己变胖了,尤其是腹部和自己丰满的部位都变大很多。 Especially the abdomen, the good flab, to be ugly. 尤其是腹部,好赘肉,难看死了。 willow Qingqing do not know how long oneself want to restore this stature. 柳箐箐都不知道自己要多长时间才能恢复这个身材。 „Where lost shape, I feel good, became plentiful, was more attractive.” “哪里走形了,我觉得挺好的,变得丰满了,更加好看了。” After leaf Rongyao sizes up willow Qingqing one carefully, said. 叶荣耀仔细打量柳箐箐一番后,说道。 Looking from the figure, willow Qingqing present stature compared with before pregnancy, plentifully were truly many. 从身形看,柳箐箐现在的身材比怀孕前,确实丰满很多了。 However the leaf glory likes willow Qingqing plentiful, each man respective fondness. 不过叶荣耀喜欢柳箐箐的丰满,每一个男人又各自的喜好。 leaf Rongyao likes the stature plentiful woman after all, thought has the sex appeal, is hugging comfortably. 叶荣耀毕竟喜欢身材丰满的女人,觉的有肉感,抱着舒服。 „Here is the flab, was fat!” “这里都是赘肉,胖死了！” willow Qingqing is very of discontented the flab abdomen, feels specially ugly. 柳箐箐很不满自己腹部的赘肉,觉得特别地难看。 „All right, in the evening starting from, I give you every day the abdomen massage ten minutes, about a month, you will restore.” “没事,晚上开始,我每天给你腹部推拿十分钟,一个月左右,你就会恢复了。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 Has the leaf glory of highly skilled doctor skill, but many means remove the flab of wife abdomen, making her restore before not to have a child the condition. 拥有神医技能的叶荣耀,可是有很多办法去掉自己老婆腹部的赘肉,让她恢复到没有生孩子前的状态。 However is best , the most non-toxic harmless method, the meat conducts the massage to the abdomen. 不过最好,也最无毒无害的方法,就是给腹部肉进行推拿。 leaf Rongyao self-confident massage words, willow Qingqing one month later, the abdomen can just like the young girl. 叶荣耀自信自己推拿的话,柳箐箐一个月后,腹部就会宛如少女。 Naturally is the wife you are mainly young, this restores quickly. 当然主要是自己老婆你年轻,这恢复起来很快。 Like the middle-aged woman who these have two and three children, the body does not want to restore, was difficult to be many. 不像那些生个两、三个孩子的中年妇女,身体想恢复起来,就难很多了。 „Really, can one month restore?” “真的,一个月就能恢复？” willow Qingqing looks pleasantly surprised the leaf glory asked. 柳箐箐惊喜地看着叶荣耀问道。 This woman inborn to oneself stature and appearance cares specially. 这女人天生对自己的身材和容貌特别地在意。 „How not to have the confidence to your man?” “怎么对你男人没有信心？” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „It is not, I am only happy.” “不是,我只是高兴。” willow Qingqing said happily. 柳箐箐开心地说道。 ...... …… The National Day is one of the Huaxia most important holidays, except for new year's celebration beyond time Spring Festival false, break longest day. 国庆节是华夏最重要的节日之一,也是除了过年的时候的春节假外,放假时间最长的日子。 Today is first day that the National Day has a vacation, the traffic flow magnitude on this road are especially many, particularly today or Aojiang Town and Longgang Town rural fair, the car(riage) on this road were very many. 今天是国庆放假的头一天,这路上的车流量特多,尤其是今天还是鳌江镇和龙港镇集市,这路上的车特别地多了。 Look leaf glory this stops from time to time, opened half of distances, stopped, fierce of trafficking jams. 这不,叶荣耀这停停走走,才开了一半的路程,就停住动不了了,堵车的厉害。 Now the path in Yangping district basically is the dozens years ago roads, on Highway 104 that the leaf glory opens now, the leaf glory how, how, has not basically expanded in childhood now. 现在阳平县的道路基本上都是几十年前的路,就叶荣耀现在开的104国道,叶荣耀小时候怎么样,现在就怎么样,基本上也没有扩建过。 Several years ago does not have so many private cars, such road fortunately, basically has the phenomenon that traffics jams rarely. 十几年前没有这么多私家车,这样的路还好,基本上很少发生堵车的现象。 But now is not good, now the living condition of people was good, were many others to have the car(riage), the present path cannot meet the needs. 可现在不行了,现在人们的生活条件好了,很多人家都有车了,现在的道路也不能满足需要了。 Trafficking jams slowly became a common phenomenon, the person of driving, will basically meet trafficking jams phenomenon every other day a time. 慢慢的堵车成了一种普遍现象,开车的人,基本上三天两头都会遇上一次堵车的现象。 Also is not the Yangping county government does not want to expand this path, some truly difficulties, this, if expands the wide path, the house in this roadside must relocate, this is a large amount of expense! 也不是阳平县政府不想把这道路扩展,确实有些难度,这要是扩宽道路的话,这路边的房子就要拆迁,这可是一笔巨额的费用啊！ Therefore this expands the matter of wide path, does not have a conclusion. 所以这扩宽道路的事情,迟迟没有个结论。 Meets to traffic jams, the leaf glory is also helpless, has to stop to wait for the front traffic police to guide the traffic. 遇上堵车,叶荣耀也无奈,只好停车等待前面的交警疏导交通了。 „Today the road really stops up!” “今天路真堵！” willow Qingqing said depressed. 柳箐箐郁闷地说道。 Meets in Huaxia at holidays, discovered that Huaxia is a person of many car(riage) are really many. 在华夏一遇到逢年过节,就发现华夏真的是人多车多。 One to at holidays, the person stops up, the car(riage) stops up, everyone was about to be used to it! 一到逢年过节,人堵,车堵,大家都快习惯了！ „This does not have the means that or I spoke a joke to you.” “这也没有办法,要不我给你讲个笑话。” Idles now in any case is also idling, the leaf glory preparation own yesterday has looked at the joke, said that the wife listens to oneself. 反正现在闲着也是闲着,叶荣耀准备把自己昨天看过的笑话,说给自己老婆听。 „Good, the husband you have not spoken the joke to me for a long time.” “好啊,老公你好久没有给我讲笑话了。” willow Qingqing said happily. 柳箐箐开心地说道。 For a long time has not listened to the husband to speak the joke to oneself, willow Qingqing also really somewhat fondly remembers. 好久没有听自己老公给自己说笑话了,柳箐箐还真的有些怀念。 willow Qingqing likes this type with own man in the together two people of the world. 柳箐箐喜欢这种跟自己男人在一起的二人世界。 leaf Rongyao looked at the front situation, it is estimated that without the dozen minutes, this car(riage) could not get away, started to speak the joke. 叶荣耀看了前面的情况,估计没有十几分钟,这车是走不了了,就开始讲起笑话了。 Days, Liu Zongyuan was caught, ran into Li Bai in the prison, „asked why you are put in prison?” 有一天,柳宗元被逮了,在狱中遇到了李白,“问你因何入狱？” Li Bai said: „Rumor crime, flies down straight 3000 chi (0.33 m), others measured, without was so long”. 李白说:“造谣罪,飞流直下三千尺,人家量了,没那么长”。 Liu Zongyuan said: „And you too, I said the Qian mountain bird flies certainly, some people reported that on the tree also has one”. 柳宗元说:“彼此彼此,我说了句千山鸟飞绝,有人举报树上还有一只”。 When is sighing, Lu You came, Liu Zongyuan is busy at asking, „how you do come in?” 正感叹时,陆游进来了,柳宗元忙问,“你是怎么进来的？” Lu You dao: „I wrote sentence ‚not to say the good old shop painstakingly late, I 80 plow still strength now’, others birth control agency said that my 80 years old also wanted to have two children.” 陆游道:“我写了句‘勿言牛老行苦迟,我今八十耕犹力’,人家计生办的说俺八十岁还想要生二胎。” At this time, Li Qingzhao was put into prison to pass by. 这时,李清照被收监路过。 The people are startled to ask, „your woman, did come in?” 众人惊问,“你一个弱女子,怎么也进来了？” Li Qingzhao said depressed: „‚Often records the stream pavilion sun set, immerses does not know return avenue’, this is harnesses the detention on suspicion of the liquor!” 李清照郁闷地说道:“‘常记溪亭日暮,沉醉不知归路’,这是涉嫌酒驾拘留啊！” When the people all sighed, Su Shi pushed the door to enter, everyone wondered: „What matter are you?” 众人皆叹时,苏轼推门而入,大家纳闷了:“你又是何事？” Su Shi sighed, „not to mention, I just wrote sentence ‚to regard as the range to lean horizontally to become peak, far and near height various different’. They said obstinately my peeping woman, has impure motives, what way of the world!” 苏轼叹道,“别提了,我只不过写了句‘横看成岭侧成峰,远近高低各不同’。他们愣是说我偷看女人,动机不纯,什么世道！” ...... …… „Hehe, the car(riage) moved, can walk.” “呵呵,车动了,可以走了。” Said is saying, the leaf glory looked that the front car(riage) started, no longer spoke the joke, started the automobile to proceed. 讲着讲着,叶荣耀看前面的车开始动了,就不再说笑话了,开始启动汽车往前走。 Although the vehicle speed is not quick, the total ratio is stopping motionless. 虽然车速不快,总比停着不动强。 „Husband, others also wants to listen to you to speak the joke.” “老公,人家还想听你说笑话呢。” willow Qingqing somewhat said depressed. 柳箐箐有些郁闷地说道。 First time willow Qingqing hopes that this traffics jams to stop up a while, in that case, oneself can listen to more jokes. 头一次柳箐箐希望这堵车能多堵一会儿,那样的话,自己可以听更多笑话。 Why does not know, listening to the husband to speak the joke to oneself, willow Qingqing concentrated on specially, thought that had the flavor specially. 不知道为什么,听自己老公给自己说笑话,柳箐箐特别地专注,觉得特别地有味道。 „In the evening spoke the joke to you again.” “晚上再跟你说笑话吧。” The front road has dredged, the vehicle speed is speeding up, it is estimated that can also arrive in Aojiang Town on about ten minutes. 前面的路都已经疏通了,车速在加快,估计也就十分钟左右就能到鳌江镇了。 „Good.” “好吧。” willow Qingqing thought that in the evening must give to press out to do the joke in oneself husband belly. 柳箐箐想好了,晚上自己要把自己老公肚子里的笑话都给榨干。 Quick, drives to the central location of Aojiang Town, looked, finally found a parking before a housing the position, naturally is not free stops to you, the host families collected the parking fees of 30 dollars. 很快,开车到鳌江镇的中心位置,找了一圈,终于在一家住房前找到一个停车的位置,当然不是免费给你停的,人家主人家收了三十块钱的停车费。 The leaf glory has not haggled over with him, gave him the parking fees of 30 dollars. 叶荣耀也没有跟他计较,就给了他三十块钱的停车费。 Today Aojiang Town rural fair, in this central zone, to find a parking the place, is really difficult, leaf Rongyao looked in any case had not found some little time, has to stop here. 今天鳌江镇集市,在这中心地带,要想找到一个停车的地方,真的非常难,反正叶荣耀找了好一会儿也没有找到,只好将就地在这里停车了。 30 30 were good, the leaf glory is not short of money in any case now. 三十块就三十块好了,反正叶荣耀现在也不缺钱了。 „Husband, walked, we go to there to play.” “老公,走了,我们去那里玩。” willow Qingqing pulls the leaf glory arm to say. 柳箐箐挽着叶荣耀的手臂说道。 In room stuffy one month, finally can window-shop, willow Qingqing naturally happy. 在房间里闷了一个月,终于可以逛街了,柳箐箐当然开心的很。 Two people are strolling on the street happily, presently is not short of money at home, willow Qingqing has a liking for the vacillation that anything likes, the leaf glory on a character „buying”. 两人幸福地在街上闲逛着,现在家里也不缺钱了,柳箐箐看上什么喜欢的动摇,叶荣耀就一个字“买”。 Affected willow Qingqing looked that is bright and intelligent to the look of leaf glory, willow Qingqing injures did not have the completely good words, now own man is going to the hotel to open the room on drawing. 感动的柳箐箐看向叶荣耀的眼神都水汪汪的,要不是柳箐箐伤还没有完全好的话,现在就拉着自己的男人去酒店开房间。 Looks own wife looks to the bright and intelligent look, the leaf glory was understood, why so many pretty girls, liked looking for the rich man. 看着自己老婆看向自己水汪汪的眼神,叶荣耀算是明白了,为什么那么多漂亮的女孩子,都喜欢找有钱的男人。 Because of the rich man, can satisfy them to buy anything, buys anything's desire. 因为只有有钱的男人,才能满足她们想买什么,就买什么的愿望。 If looks for a poor boyfriend, takes to the streets to go shopping must ask the price, was expensive does not dare to buy, even if bought, must love dearly for quite a while. 如果找一个穷男朋友的话,上街买东西都要问价格,贵了不敢买,就算买了,也要心疼半天。 „How to discover, your husband now is very charming!” “怎么是不是发现,你老公现在很帅气啊！” leaf Rongyao smiles teases. 叶荣耀笑笑地打趣道。 „Hehe, right, the husband you now are quite charming.” “呵呵,对,老公你现在好帅气哦。” willow Qingqing said with a smile happily. 柳箐箐开心地笑道。 Clear such as euphonious cry, immediately brought in the attention of nearby many men, they raise the head following the prestige go, looked, was shocked dull. 清脆如银铃般的叫声,顿时引来了边上不少男人的关注,他们纷纷抬头循声望去,一看,都愣住呆了。 This sees the female celestial. 这是见到仙女了。 The beautiful look and moving stature make the person heart fiery, such as the lotus root pure white busy white delicate arms swing gently, buttocks by trouser-skirt tight package. 绝美的相貌、动人的身材让人心头火热,如莲藕般洁白的无暇玉臂轻轻摆动,臀部被裤裙紧紧包裹。 Two slender sleek/moist white thighs are beautiful must shake the person eyeball, making the masculine animal that all sees cannot help but swallow the saliva. 两条修长润白的大腿更是美得晃人眼球,让所有看到的男性动物不由得咽着口水。 Then like the white jade busy elegant face, has an intoxicated smile, pink lips that turns upwards slightly, is to make many men wish one could above to kiss several ruthlessly. 那如白玉般无暇的俏脸,带着一丝令人心醉的笑容,微微翘起的粉色双唇,更是让不少男人恨不得在上面狠狠地亲上几口。 And many young men, cannot bear stupidly stand there, opens the mouth, an eye revolution of not change of scene is staring at willow Qingqing to look. 其中不少年轻的男子,忍不住傻愣愣地站在那里,张着嘴巴,眼睛一转不转地盯着柳箐箐看。 So the beautiful woman, really only happened by happy circumstance, missed, next time will unable to see. 如此美女,真的是可遇不可求,错过了,下次就看不到了。 „...... Hurts......” “啊……疼……” A young man who stared at willow Qingqing to look at called out painfully. 一位盯着柳箐箐看的年轻男子痛苦地叫道。 Originally on the arm was turned by own girlfriend ruthlessly under. 原来手臂上被自己女友给狠狠地扭了下。 The fierce ache, makes them recover immediately, looks the vision that fat girlfriend gets angry, frightened he begs for mercy immediately in a low voice. 剧烈的疼痛,立即让他们回过神来,看着身边的胖女友嗔怒的目光,吓的他立即低声讨饶。 But vision as before once for a while to willow Qingqing the position. 只不过目光依旧时不时地会向柳箐箐的位置。 „Has not looked enough!” “还没有看够是吧！” Fat girlfriend looks angrily own boyfriend said. 身边的胖女友愤怒地看着自己男友说道。 He thinks that his petty action can escape the fierce look of old lady? 他以为他的小动作能逃过老娘的火眼金睛吗？ „Looked...... to look enough.” “看……看够了。” The young man said anxiously. 年轻男子紧张地说道。 Is actually thinking at heart, if you have beautiful woman half to be attractive, I will not look at others. 心里却在想,你要是有人家美女一半漂亮,我都不会看别人。 This society! Real his mother is unfair! 这个社会啊！真他妈不公平！ Why side the fellow to have the big beautiful woman to accompany, my side is actually one „sow”. 凭什么那家伙身边有大美女相陪,我身边却是一个“母猪”。 Naturally such words, the young man does not dare saying that did not let probably kneel to rub the clothes board in the evening. 当然这样的话,年轻男人不敢说出来的,不让晚上就要跪搓衣板了。 „It is not good, dares to gang up with my family man, I must teach her well!” “不行,敢勾搭我家男人,我要好好教训她！” Was saying this fat woman walks toward willow Qingqing the position. 说着这位胖女人就往柳箐箐的位置走去。