„This is not good, haven't you satisfied?” leaf Rongyao said. “这可不行,你们还没有满意呢？”叶荣耀说道。 Now the leaf glory just sings the zeal, a song has not sung, some do not want to stop. 现在叶荣耀刚唱上劲,一首歌都还没有唱完,有些不想停下来。 leaf Rongyao sang to like singing to finish what one starts. 叶荣耀唱歌喜欢唱个有始有终来的。 „Asked you, we satisfied, was very satisfied, does not become?” “求你了,我们满意,很满意,成不？” The horse pleased article quickly said. 马悦文急忙说道。 Singing sound that really cannot bear this best man, others sang to ask for money, this person sang simply is awfully. 实在受不了这位伴郎的歌声了,别人唱歌要钱,这人唱歌简直就是要命啊。 Listens again, horse Yuewen felt own ear must shine deaf. 再听下去,马悦文觉得自己耳朵都要亮聋了。 „I said my singing good, conquers to be possible with ease this group of bridesmaids.” The leaf glory somewhat said to the little four sons contentedly. “我就说我的歌唱的好吧,轻轻松松地征服可这帮伴娘。”叶荣耀有些自得地对小肆儿说道。 „Glorious elder brother, I know you to go into action, that is absolutely does not have the issue, you were hurrying make them open the gate.” “荣耀哥,我就知道你出马,那是绝对没有问题的,你还是赶紧让她们把门开了吧。” The little four sons said. 小肆儿说道。 Since childhood suffering of singing sound the little four sons receive the leaf glory, has been used. 小肆儿从小就受到叶荣耀的歌声的折磨,已经都习惯了。 However in this regard, the little four sons are admiring oneself glorious elder brother, sang to run to move such seriously, he can also sing for ten years, this point, but also the self-sensation was good. 不过在这一点上,小肆儿非常钦佩自己的荣耀哥,唱歌跑调这么严重,他还能十年如一日地唱下去,这一点,还自我感觉良好。 Person who can achieve this point, is not absolutely simple. 能做到这一点的人,绝对不简单。 The little four sons have felt own glorious elder brother, is the non- average man, the fact showed absolutely, own guess how correct. 小肆儿一直觉得自己荣耀哥,绝对是非常人,事实证明,自己的猜测是多么地正确的。 Oneself can marry the Pan Chengchen such pretty wife, is the following glorious elder brother, to luck that oneself bring. 自己能娶上潘诚晨这么漂亮的媳妇,就是自己跟着荣耀哥,给自己带来的幸运。 „Visits you to be anxious, can this wife also run?” “看你急的,这媳妇还能跑了？” Leaf glory some look discontentedly the little four sons said. 叶荣耀有些不满地看着小肆儿说道。 How long this little four sons followed oneself, how not to have learned a oneself point calm steady. 这小肆儿都跟着自己多长时间了,怎么就没有学会自己一点的沉着稳重啊。 Actually the leaf glory does not think, he marries willow Qingqing that little while, north was simply excited could not find, before the marriage, in the village the greater part of the night can hear the person to howl excitedly, that person was leaf glory. 其实叶荣耀也不想想,他娶上柳箐箐那会儿,简直激动得都找不到北了,在结婚前,村里大半夜都能听到人兴奋地吼叫,那个人就是叶荣耀自己。 „This has not married to go home, is not at heart steadfast!” “这不是还没有娶回家,心里不踏实嘛！” The little four sons are blushing to say. 小肆儿红着脸说道。 „Hehe, the glorious elder brother, little four son this are anxiously the wedding festivities night!” “呵呵,荣耀哥,小肆儿这是急着洞房花烛夜啊！” leaf Rongnan smiles said. 叶荣南笑笑地说道。 „He already wedding festivities night.” leaf Rongyao smiles said. “他早就洞房花烛夜过了。”叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Glorious elder brother, we hurries to open this door now.” Little four son some do not dare to be said by oneself glorious elder brother. “荣耀哥,咱们现在还是赶紧打开这门啊。”小肆儿有些不敢让自己荣耀哥说下去了。 „Opens the door, opens the door.” “开门,开门。” Since the little four sons worry to see the bride, the leaf glory did not tease him, is knocking on a door to say. 既然小肆儿这么着急见新娘,叶荣耀也就不逗他了,敲着门说道。 „It is not good, is not good, was unable to open the door.” “不行,不行,还不能开门。” In the room broadcasts the voices of several bridesmaids, does not agree to open the door. 屋里传来几个伴娘的声音,就是不同意打开房门。 „What do you mean, did I sing you not to satisfy a moment ago? How not to open the door, you cannot act shamelessly like this.” “啥意思,我刚才唱歌你们不都满意吗？怎么就不开门啊,你们不能这样耍赖。” The leaf glory is not glad to say. 叶荣耀不乐意地说道。 In the room several bridesmaids hear the leaf glory the words, simply air/Qi must die. 屋里几位伴娘听到叶荣耀的话,简直气的要死。 Satisfaction, satisfies your head! 满意,满意你个头啊！ Sang running furnishing such, was the lives of these people simply. 唱歌跑调成那样,简直就是要自己这些人的命。 How does this cultivate the behavior can be so shameless? 这做人怎么可以这么无耻呢？ However such words, these bridesmaids do not dare to say. 不过这样的话,这些伴娘不敢说啊。 They feared that the leaf glory sang loudly one to them again, such they really must collapse. 她们都怕叶荣耀再给她们高歌一曲,那样她们真的要崩溃了。 „This enters bride's gate, where can be so easy, at least has wanted three passes/tests.” Li Yang said. “这进新娘的门,哪里能这么容易啊,最起码地要过三关啊。”李洋说道。 After all oneself these bridesmaids, but protects bride's last defense line, this defense line cannot easily be broken through, otherwise to think of as worthless. 毕竟自己这些伴娘,可是守护新娘的最后一道防线,这道防线可不能轻易被攻破,要不然岂不是被人看扁。 „Sang to calculate a pass/test a moment ago?” leaf Rongnan said. “刚才唱歌算一关吧？”叶荣南说道。 „Calculates that you crossed closed/pass, the present was the second pass/test.” Li Yang said. “算你们过一关了,现在是第二关了。”李洋说道。 „What is the topic of second pass/test?” leaf Rongyao asked. “第二关的题目是什么？”叶荣耀问道。 „Wait.” “等等。” Li Yang said, started to discuss with other bridesmaids. 李洋说完,开始跟其他的伴娘讨论起来了。 „We come up with together the riddle, you guessed, even if you pass.” “我们出一道谜语,你们猜中了,就算你们过关。” After crossing for two minutes, Li Yang said to out of the door in the room. 过了两分钟后,李洋在屋里对门外说道。 „Do you set the topic and that's the end?” “你出题就是了？” The leaf glory said confidently how now say is also the visiting professor of Southern Zhejiang University, is the big cultural worker, not on together riddle? 叶荣耀信心满满地说道,现在自己怎么说也是浙南大学的客座教授,属于大文化人,不就一道谜语吗？ Also can baffle oneself this big professor to be inadequate. 还能难倒自己这个大教授不成。 „My riddle is, your father's younger sister's younger male cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law is what relates?” Li Yang said. “我的谜语就是,你的爸爸的妹妹的堂弟的表哥的爸爸与你叔叔的儿子的嫂子是什么关系？”李洋说道。 „What?” “啥？” leaf Rongyao hoodwinked immediately, this how with tongue-twister your son. 叶荣耀顿时蒙了,这怎么就跟绕口令似的。 „Said again, what your father's younger sister's younger male cousin's cousin's father and is your uncle's son's sister-in-law relates?” Li Yang said again. “再说一遍,你的爸爸的妹妹的堂弟的表哥的爸爸与你叔叔的儿子的嫂子是什么关系？”李洋再次说道。 „Your father's younger sister's younger male cousin......, were this relations too also chaotic?” “你的爸爸的妹妹的堂弟的……,这关系也太乱了吧？” leaf Rongyao was scared, this relations awfully, this calculates simply complex what relations, simply is pot gruel, chaotic. 叶荣耀傻眼了,这关系简直复杂要命,这算哪门子的关系啊,简直就是一壶粥,乱的很。 „Hehe, cannot guess that cannot guess is squatting to me in the entrance.” The horse pleased slow melt heart said. “呵呵,猜不出来吧,猜不出来就在门口给我蹲着。”马悦文开心地说道。 Naturally is impossible really not to make the bridegroom pass through the gate, but must make him treat outside the door, finally bribes oneself these bridesmaids to pass through with the big red packet. 当然不可能真的不让新郎官进门,只是要多让他在房门外多待着,最后拿大红包贿赂自己这些伴娘才能过关。 „Wait, I guessed correctly.” leaf Rongnan said. “等等,我猜到了。”叶荣南说道。 „Guessed correctly, hurried to say.” “猜到了,就赶紧说啊。” The leaf glory also wants to know that this answer, this is anything relates, is so complex. 叶荣耀也很想知道这个答案,这到底是什么关系啊,这么复杂。 „Is the relativeness.” leaf Rongnan said. “是亲戚关系。”叶荣南说道。 „Relativeness? Also is really the relativeness, circles no matter how, this truly is the relativeness.” “亲戚关系？还真的是亲戚关系,不管怎么绕,这确实就是亲戚关系。” leaf Rongyao thinks, definitely approves the glory southern answer very much. 叶荣耀想了想,很肯定地认可荣南的答案。 „, Will not be guessed quickly.” horse pleased article several bridesmaids were depressed. “不会吧,这么快就被猜出来了。”马悦文几位伴娘郁闷了。 „, Vast, do not be noisy, time not early.” “文文,洋洋,你们不要闹了,时间不早了。” Pan Chengchen said. After all now the time, the little four son's that side relative estimates have not really arrived in full early now, if oneself do not pass. 潘诚晨说道。毕竟现在时间真的不早了,小肆儿那边的亲戚估计现在都已经到齐了,自己要是迟迟不过去的话。 By the little four son family/home these relatives is thought was too artificial. 会被小肆儿家那些亲戚认为太矫情了。 „Good, since early morning the early morning said that we let off their.” Li Yang said. “好吧,既然晨晨都这么说了,我们就放过他们一回。”李洋说道。 Li Yang does not dare really to tease the bridegroom is too ruthless. 李洋也不敢真的逗新郎官太狠。 Li Yang still online saw in the past few days, a bridegroom is because meets the bride time, kept off in the entrance was too long, not being able to go , the fire was big. 要知道,前些天李洋还在网上看到,一位新郎就是因为接新娘的时候,被挡在门口太久了,进不去,火大了。 Opened the door gave the sister-in-law a palm of the hand, the final result, was the wedding lets certainly it go. 一开门就给了小姨子一巴掌,最后的结果,当然是婚事不了了之了。 „That, the present is the last problem, you see an interesting and funny story to us, we satisfied, opens the door to you.” horse pleased said. “那个,现在是最后一道题,你们给我们见一个有意思又好笑的故事,我们满意了,就给你们开门。”马悦文说道。 „I will not tell the story, anyone of you meeting?” Other leaf glory southing people said. “我不会讲故事,你们谁会啊？”叶荣南向其他人说道。 „I come.” “我来。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 In the past few days, on the liquor table, the leaf glory just listened to several interesting stories, never expected that can apply today unexpectedly. 前些天,在酒桌上,叶荣耀刚好听了几个有意思的故事,没有想到今天竟然能派上用场。 „Words said, a hunter goes hunting, looked that on the tree has two birds, lifts gun to overcome one, discovered that does not only have the bird of wool, the hunter is wondering, another bird flies to curse the hunter: ‚Your tm! The father just dug up her light/only, you hit her!’” “话说,一猎人打猎,看树上有两只鸟,举枪打下一只,发现是只没毛的鸟,那猎人正纳闷,另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人:‘你tm的！老子刚把她扒光,你就把她打下来了！’” „It is not good, this story is not funny.” Li Yang did not say satisfied. “不行,这个故事一点都不好笑。”李洋不满意地说道。 Actually this story is not really funny, but somewhat dirty, Li Yang some do not dare to listen. 倒不是这故事真的不好笑,而是有些污,李洋有些不敢听下去。