ICMMWLD :: Volume #8

#778: „Senior driver”


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Husband, what's the matter?” “老公,怎么回事?” willow Qingqing has doubts looks that the leaf glory asked. 柳箐箐疑惑地看着叶荣耀问道。 You asked her, must always in a big hurry, I slow!” “你问她,老是要快快的,我慢不下来啊!” leaf Rongyao points at Mary to say. 叶荣耀指着玛丽说道。 You said anything, I cannot understand!” “你们说什么,我听不懂!” Mary sees everyone to look at itself, has doubts said. 玛丽见大家都看着自己,不由地疑惑地说道。 My meaning, is you wants me to open a bit faster, is not I opens intentionally a bit faster.” “我的意思,是你要我开快点的,不是我故意开快点的。” leaf Rongyao said with Mary in English. 叶荣耀用英文跟玛丽说道。 Right, is I wants Mr. leaf to open quickly, Mr. leaf is very good, is a senior driver.” “对,是我要叶先生开快的,叶先生很棒,是个老司机。” Mary nods to say. Sat the feeling of electric tricycle a moment ago, Mary felt very good. 玛丽点点头说道。刚才坐电动三轮车的感觉,玛丽觉得非常地好。 That Mary, I am not the senior driver!” leaf Rongyao hurrying answered. “那个玛丽,我不是老司机!”叶荣耀赶紧解释道。 In Huaxia, this senior driver frequently experienced man who the meaning, comes and goes out that recreation area. 在华夏,这“老司机”的意思,就是经常出入那种娱乐场所的有经验的男人。 leaf Rongyao felt the own such pure person, cannot be called senior driver. 叶荣耀觉得自己这么纯洁的人,可不能被人称为“老司机”。 Very easy misleading. 很容易让人误解的。 You are the senior driver!” “你是老司机!” Mary definitely said very much. 玛丽很肯定地说道。 I am not the senior driver!” “我不是老司机!” leaf Rongyao said depressed. 叶荣耀郁闷地说道。 You are the senior driver!” “你是老司机!” Mary definitely said again. 玛丽再次肯定地说道。 Depressed, I was the senior driver become!” “郁闷,我是老司机成了吧!” leaf Rongyao said reluctantly. 叶荣耀无奈地说道。 Really did not have the means to talk clearly with this foreign girl, said again, the leaf glory even suspected oneself will spit blood. 跟这个洋妞真的是没有办法说清楚了,再说下去,叶荣耀甚至怀疑自己会吐血的。 An own such pureness, the pure person, was actually called senior driver. 自己这么一个清白,纯洁的人,竟然被叫“老司机”。 This biography, harms the brilliance image simply! 这传出去,简直就是有损自己光辉的形象啊! Looks own husband, talked with this Mary in English like the class/flow, willow Qingqing somewhat stood in amazement. 看着自己老公,用英文跟这个玛丽对话如流,柳箐箐有些楞住了。 When own man can English, moreover this English , was too smooth. 自己男人什么时候会英文了,而且这英文水平,也实在太溜了吧。 Compared to oneself this university student also fierce many, this level can be English expert. 比起自己这个大学生还厉害的多,这水平都能算是英语专家了。 Isn't own husband the junior middle school has not graduated? This English can the second kill itself. 自己老公不是初中没毕业吗?这英文水平都可以秒杀自己了。 Husband, can you English?” willow Qingqing asked. “老公,你会英文?”柳箐箐问道。 This English is not broad and profound like our Huaxia article, such 26 letters, simple, my several days on learned.” “这英文不像咱们华夏文那么博大精深,就那么26个字母,简单的很,我几天就学会了。” The leaf glorious boasting roars said. 叶荣耀牛皮哄哄地说道。 Actually lazy person system ten thousand languages are skilled in words. 其实要不是“懒人系统”的“万种语言精通”的话。 On him of leaf glory no talent for language, this whole life estimated that cannot learn English. 就叶荣耀这个毫无语言天赋的他,这辈子估计都学不会英文。 Boasted, did not fear that the cow fell from the space!” Murong Yi disdain looks that the leaf glory whisper said. “吹牛,也不怕牛从天上掉下来!”慕容怡不屑地看着叶荣耀嘀咕道。 How many English isn't speaks? 不就是会几句英文吗? The ground beetle is the ground beetle, do not think the meeting two foreign languages can take off/escape bumpkin hat. 土鳖就是土鳖,别以为会两句洋文就能脱了“土老帽”的帽子了。 Space will fall the cow, my culture is low, do not deceive me.” leaf Rongyao looks that Murong Yi said. “天上会掉牛,俺文化低,你可不要骗我。”叶荣耀看着慕容怡说道。 The little guy, fights with me, you missed far. 小样的,跟我斗,你差远了。 Everyone eats the watermelon!” “大家吃西瓜!” Pan Cheng early morning carries is cutting the good watermelon, carries to say to everyone. 潘诚晨端着切好的西瓜,端过来对大家说道。 School leader, you eat the watermelon, this is the watermelon that our family/home plant, the flavor is very good.” willow Qingqing said. “学长,你们吃西瓜,这是我们家自己种的西瓜,味道很不错的。”柳箐箐说道。 Un.” “嗯。” Murong Forest that recovers slightly takes up a watermelon to eat. 稍微缓过劲的慕容林拿起一块西瓜吃起来。 Has not fainted Murong Forest of car(riage), has not thought of the feeling of this carsickness uncomfortably such. 从来没有晕过车的慕容林,没有想到这晕车的感觉这么地难受。 This watermelon.” “这西瓜。” A watermelon enters the belly, Murong Forest whole person spirit shakes, the whole person was more comfortable. 一口西瓜进肚子,慕容林整个人精神一震,整个人舒服多了。 This watermelon also has the effect compared with the medicine simply, not only delicious awfully, but can also alleviate the carsickness. 这西瓜简直比药物还有效果,不但好吃的要命,而且能缓解晕车。 After staring next, Murong Linzui cannot stop, is eating the watermelon in gulps. 愣了下后,慕容林嘴就停不下来,大口大口地吃着西瓜。 That appearance, is very difficult to imagine, a moment ago his also sickly. 那个样子,很难让人想像,刚才他还一副病殃殃的。 Is so delicious?” “有那么好吃吗?” Seeing the big brother was like oneself a moment ago, appearance that soon dies, is the present appearance, results in like starved ghost, with has not eaten watermelon to result. 见自己大哥刚才跟自己一样,一副快要死的样子,可是现在的样子,就像饿死鬼似得,跟没有吃过西瓜似得。 The watermelon is not active west, puts in order with not to eat thing to result. 西瓜又不是什么好动西,整得跟没有吃过好东西似得。 Murong Yi somewhat despised the big brother, lost face, ate watermelon to result in the zhubajie. 慕容怡有些鄙视自己大哥了,太丢脸了,跟猪八戒吃西瓜似得。 Small joy, this watermelon was too delicious, eating was not uncomfortable, whole body comfortable.” “小怡,这西瓜太还好吃了,吃了就不难受了,全身舒坦的很。” Murong Linjian younger sister there looks oneself eat the watermelon, says. 慕容林见自己妹妹愣在那里看着自己吃西瓜,就开口说道。 Right?” “是吗?” Murong Yi suspected very much own big brother’s words, oneself big brother was too mysterious, eating a piece of watermelon that this watermelon said is not uncomfortable, but also the whole body was comfortable. 慕容怡很怀疑自己大哥的话,自己大哥把这个西瓜说的太神奇了,吃一片西瓜就不难受了,还全身舒坦了。 How to listen somewhat to look like in the stall to sell the advertisement of fake medicine. 怎么听都有些像地摊上卖假药的广告来的。 Eats the same place, eating a watermelon will not be uncomfortable!” “吃一块吧,吃一块西瓜就不会那么难受了!” Murong Linjian younger sister does not believe that oneself words, say again. 慕容林见自己妹妹不相信自己的话,就再次开口说道。 Ate this watermelon, Murong forest cannot believe, in this world actually had such delicious watermelon. 要不是吃了一块这西瓜,慕容林都不敢相信,这世界上竟然存在这么好吃的西瓜。 Without thinking in the situation of own carsickness, eats a watermelon, was comfortable on the whole person, did not have a headache and uncomfortable. 更没有想到自己晕车的情况下,吃一块西瓜,就整个人舒坦了,不头疼、难受了。 Oh......” “噢……” Person uncomfortable Murong Yi anything of could not eat up, but listened to the big brother saying that also took up a watermelon to gnaw. 人难受的慕容怡本来什么都吃不下的,不过听自己大哥这么说,也拿起一块西瓜啃了起来。 Bites, Murong Yi has to plant the feeling of immediately eating the person fruit. 一口咬下去,慕容怡立即有种吃了人身果的感觉。 The whole person comfortably were many, without feeling that type wants to spit! 整个人都舒坦很多了,没有那种想吐的感觉了! Also, was this watermelon too is delicious. 还有,还有就是这西瓜实在太好吃了。 Immediately Murong Yipeng the watermelon is gnawing in gulps, was really delicious, ate in the belly, was too comfortable. 立即慕容怡捧着西瓜大口大口地啃着,实在是太好吃了,吃到肚子里,太舒坦了。 Now Murong Yi where also worries about the image, eats the watermelon in gulps, that image, compared with her big brother, seems like also bad. 现在慕容怡哪里还顾得形象啊,大口大口地吃起西瓜,那个形象,比起她大哥,看起来还糟糕。 Where also has what virtuous young woman image, is the starved ghost reincarnation comes simply. 哪里还有什么淑女形象啊,简直就是饿死鬼投胎来的。 This watermelon is really delicious.” “这西瓜真好吃。” Really could not eat up the watermelon, Murong Yi felt in the belly the air/Qi to say fully. 实在吃不下西瓜了,慕容怡摸着肚子中气十足地说道。 Without thinking own big brother said not wrong, this watermelon was really mysterious, not only delicious awfully, but also the energetic air/Qi was immediately good. 没有想到自己大哥说的一点都没有错,这西瓜实在是太神奇了,不但好吃的要命,还自己精神气马上就好起来。 School leader, you sit, a while can eat meal!” “学长,你们坐一下,等会儿就可以吃饭了!” Saw the Murong Forest two brother and sister to be all right, willow Qingqing felt relieved, after all that was pale a moment ago, the sickly appearance, looks scary. 见慕容林两兄妹没事了,柳箐箐放心了,毕竟刚才那脸色苍白,病殃殃的样子,看着吓人。 Did not need to eat meal, I thought that ate the watermelon to be good!” “不用吃饭了,我觉得吃西瓜就好了!” Murong Yi said. This Murong Yi was likes this watermelon the flavor, prepared it, when the food ate. 慕容怡说道。这慕容怡是喜欢上这西瓜的味道了,准备把它当饭吃了。 That is not good, my family is poor, counted on that this watermelon sells for money to support the family, where can your everyone young lady, when the food eats!” “那可不行,俺家穷,就指望这西瓜卖钱养家呢,哪里能给你这位大家小姐当饭吃呢!” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. If the good friend came, oneself affirmed that giving up makes his watermelon eat all the way. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。要是好朋友来了,自己肯定舍得让他西瓜吃个够。 As for Murong Forest, looks like in the leaf glory, is the wolf of harboring evil intentions. 至于慕容林,在叶荣耀看来,就是不怀好意的豺狼。 The rural area had words saying that friend came, the nice wine good vegetable/dish to be supplying, the wolf came, clubbed randomly.” 农村有句话说的,“朋友来了,好酒好菜供着,豺狼来了,乱棍打出去。” Although this Murong forest whole family comes, the leaf glory definitely cannot club randomly, but if entertains well, wants anything to anything, that does not have the gate. 虽然这慕容林一家子来,叶荣耀肯定不能乱棍打出去,可要是好好地招待,要什么给什么,那是没门。 Snort, the cheapskate, much money watermelons, I buys and that's the end!” “哼,小气鬼,多少钱一个西瓜,我买就是了!” Murong Yi despises looks that the leaf glory said. 慕容怡鄙视地看着叶荣耀说道。 The ground beetle, is the ground beetle, knows money. 土鳖,就是土鳖,就知道钱。 Not on a money of watermelon? 不就一个西瓜的钱吗? This miss also pulls out. 本姑娘还掏的起。 Is inexpensive, our family/home watermelon 20,000 dollars.” leaf Rongyao said. “不贵,俺们家西瓜一个两万块钱。”叶荣耀说道。 The watermelon of leaf glory also rose in prices, bought 100 money one jin (0.5 kg), the watermelon of leaf glory basically came about 200 jin (0.5 kg) weights. 叶荣耀家的西瓜也被提价了,都买到一百块钱一斤了,叶荣耀家的西瓜基本上都在两百斤左右重量来的。 Therefore leaf Rongyao said, the watermelon 20,000 dollars of oneself family/home, are not exaggerating come. 所以叶荣耀说,自己家的西瓜一个两万块钱,一点都不夸张来的。 20,000 money watermelons, you rob!” “两万块钱一个西瓜,你抢劫啊!” Murong Yi said discontentedly. A watermelon buys 20,000 dollars, this does not sell the watermelon, this is robs. 慕容怡不满地说道。一个西瓜买两万块钱,这不是卖西瓜,这是抢劫。 Murong Yi does not believe watermelon value 20,000 dollars that oneself eat. 慕容怡不相信自己吃的西瓜值两万块钱。 No matter it has how delicious, it is unworthy 20,000 dollars. 不管它有多么地好吃,它都不值两万块钱。 Murong Yi thought that is the leaf glory intentionally makes things hard for somebody oneself. 慕容怡觉得是叶荣耀故意刁难自己。 Does not believe that you ask them, is my family's watermelon 21,000.” “不信,你问问她们,俺家的西瓜是不是两万一个。” leaf Rongyao is pointing at willow Qingqing they, said to Murong Yi. 叶荣耀指着柳箐箐她们,对慕容怡说道。 Truly, our family/home watermelon wants more than 20,000 dollars.” willow Qingqing said. “确实,我们家一个西瓜要两万多块钱。”柳箐箐说道。 Thin bamboo thin bamboo, haven't you cracked a joke?” “箐箐,你没有开玩笑?” Murong Forest some do not believe willow Qingqing the words, if a watermelon can sell 20,000 dollars, oneself sincerity might as well go to plant the watermelon to be good, this quarter later, sold the watermelon to become the rich and powerful people. 慕容林有些不相信柳箐箐的话,要是一个西瓜就能卖两万块钱,自己真心不如去种西瓜好了,这一个季度下来,卖西瓜都能成富豪了。 I have not cracked a joke, the watermelon of our family/home is more than 20,000 one, five pieces of watermelons that you ate a moment ago, value over a thousand dollars.” “我没有开玩笑,我们家的西瓜就是两万多一个,你刚才吃的五片西瓜,都值上千块钱了。” willow Qingqing definitely said. 柳箐箐肯定地说道。 Actually willow Qingqing understood own school leader does not believe, this watermelon is the family/home, willow Qingqing does not believe that this watermelon also has to sell 1100 watermelons. 其实柳箐箐理解自己学长不相信,要不是这西瓜是自己家的,柳箐箐也不相信这西瓜还有卖一千一个的西瓜。 This......” “这……” Murong forest was scared. 慕容林傻眼了。 This willow Qingqing husband farmer works as, that tricky, planted watermelon value 21,000. 这柳箐箐的老公这农民当的,那个刁啊,种的西瓜都值两万一个。 Murong Forest looked at a leaf glory slightly high, this farmer does not have no merit to speak, at least, this type of watermelon is a expert comes. 不由地,慕容林稍微高看了一眼叶荣耀,这农民也不是一无是处的,最起码的,这种西瓜是一把好手来的。 willow Qingqing marries this farmer is also good, at least, does not need to rush about for the life. 柳箐箐嫁给这个农民也好,最起码的,不用为生活而奔波。 Sells this watermelon, can support the whole family. 就卖这西瓜,就能养活一家人了。 Leaf, your watermelon was too delicious, I loved this watermelon, I also loved you!” “叶,你这西瓜太好吃了,我太爱这西瓜了,我也太爱你了!” Mary really could not eat up the watermelon, stopped the mouth, said to the leaf glory excitedly. 玛丽实在吃不下西瓜了,才停住嘴,激动地对叶荣耀说道。 Mary really liked this watermelon the flavor, loved this watermelon, is falling in love with the leaf glory. 玛丽实在是太喜欢这西瓜的味道了,太爱这西瓜了,连带着爱上叶荣耀了。 You liked the watermelon being good, liked me exempting!” “你爱西瓜就好了,爱我就免了!” leaf Rongyao said to Mary in English. 叶荣耀用英文对玛丽说道。 The leaf glory somewhat feared this Mary, this was too bold, cannot come to like itself, likes itself coming. 叶荣耀有些怕了这个玛丽了,这太奔放了,来不来就喜欢自己,就爱自己来的。 leaf Rongyao also knows own present charm is big, making many pretty women like itself on unrestrainedly, falls in love with itself. 叶荣耀也知道自己现在魅力大,让很多漂亮的女人情不自禁地喜欢上自己,爱上自己。 This likes itself, falls in love with itself, cannot say straightforwardly. 这喜欢上自己,爱上自己,也不能这么直白地说出来啊。 She does not feel embarrassed, oneself this is the man, feels embarrassed! 她不觉得不好意思,自己这个做男人的,也觉得不好意思啊! With let alone wife in side, this, if were misunderstood by her, is not good. 跟何况自己老婆就在身边,这要是被她误会,就不好了。 leaf Rongyao somewhat feels sorry for this Murong Forest now, marries such a bold woman. 叶荣耀现在有些可怜这个慕容林了,娶上这么一个奔放的女人。 No matter on her body, there are to this Murong forest belt green hat, in this behavior and language absolutely on green and glossy green hat to Murong Lindai. 不管她身体上,有没有给这个慕容林带绿帽,这行为、语言上绝对是给慕容林带上绿油油的绿帽了。 This woman, but also is really not the common man dares to marry, this needs the courage. 这种女人,还真的不是一般的男人敢娶的,这需要勇气。 In this regard, the leaf glory suddenly discovered oneself really admired wife school leader very much. 在这点上,叶荣耀突然发现自己真的很佩服自己老婆这位学长了。 This absolutely is the peerless good man of male race, in the man person. 这绝对是男人种的绝世好男人,男人中的“人杰”啊。 Why?” “为什么啊?” Mary some did not understand why the leaf glory was not loved him by oneself. 玛丽有些不理解,为什么叶荣耀不让自己爱他。 Because I had the wife!” The leaf glory said speechless. “因为我有老婆了啊!”叶荣耀无语地说道。
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