„Hello.” “你好。” Mary greeted with the leaf glory with extremely nonstandard Chinese pronunciation. 玛丽用极不标准的中文发音跟叶荣耀打招呼。 „Hello.” “你好。” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 „That, school leader schoolmate, you mix externally well, side the Shangyang wives, gave us the Huaxia man to bring honor.” “那个,学长同学,你在国外混得不错啊,都徬上洋媳妇了,给俺们华夏男人争光啊。” leaf Rongyao looks that Murong forest said. 叶荣耀看着慕容林说道。 „Bumpkin.” “土老帽。” Murong Yi criticizes to say in a low voice. Now Murong Yi even more looks down upon the leaf glory. 慕容怡低声暗骂道。现在慕容怡愈发地看不起叶荣耀了。 Any foreign wife, the foreign wife, looked has not seen the world „bumpkin”. 什么洋媳妇,洋媳妇的,一看就是没有见过世面的“土老帽”。 Murong Yi even somewhat disdains „bumpkin” to treat with leaf glory in the same place. 慕容怡甚至有些不屑跟叶荣耀这个“土老帽”待在一起。 The aural acuity of leaf glory is astonishing, this Murong Yi whisper, the leaf glory definitely heard, but the leaf glory has not paid attention to her, but is the pattern said to Murong forest: „I listened to the villager saying that this foreign aunt that aspect demand specially exuberant, disappearing that your body board can eat?” 叶荣耀的耳力惊人,这慕容怡的嘀咕,叶荣耀肯定是听到了,不过叶荣耀没有理会她,而是装头对慕容林说道:“俺听村里人说,这洋大妈那方面需求特别地旺盛,你这身子板能吃的消吗？” „Dirty.” “龌龊。” Murong Yi is blushing to criticize to say. This „bumpkin” was too disgusting, in this case, can ask, was too shameless. 慕容怡红着脸暗骂道。这个“土老帽”太恶心了,这样的话,也能问出来,太无耻了。 „Also, but also ok.” “还,还行吧。” Murong Forest somewhat said awkwardly. 慕容林有些尴尬地说道。 Now Murong forest is also very depressed, where has asked like this person, does not know that this is the personal privacy? 现在慕容林也很郁闷啊,哪有这样问人的啊,不知道这是个人隐私吗？ „Also ok, that is not good, you need to make up, this man...... ” “还行,那就是不行了,你需要多补补啊,这男人……。” Leaf glory looks pitifully Murong forest said. That look, was looking man that simply does not lift. 叶荣耀一副可怜地看着慕容林说道。那个眼神,简直就是在看一个不举的男人似的。 „I......” “我……” Is looked by leaf glory look, Murong Forest is somewhat hard to explain. 被叶荣耀这个眼神看着,慕容林有些有口难辨啊。 This willow Qingqing looked for what man! 这柳箐箐到底找了个什么男人啊！ „Does not need to explain, I understand, in our village has like the man who you do not lift, you do not want not to feel all right, this is not your one person exists, said again, this sickness can govern.” “不用解释,俺明白,俺们村里有很多像你这样不举的男人,你不要不好意思啊,这不是你一个人存在,再说了,这病还是可以治的。” The appearance that leaf glory understands very much said. 叶荣耀一副很了解的样子说道。 „Anyone, who does not lift.” “谁,谁不举了。” Murong forest said indignantly. 慕容林气愤地说道。 Such two, oneself became the man who did not lift, this was slanders simply. 就这么两下,自己就成了不举的男人了,这简直就是诬蔑啊。 „Dear, you how?” “亲爱的,你怎么了？” Seeing the husband mood is somewhat excited, Mary looks that Murong forest asked in English anxiously. 见自己老公情绪有些激动,玛丽看着慕容林用英文紧张地问道。 „He is all right, is some does not lift, under I urged him to treat, he turned a deaf ear.” leaf Rongyao said to Mary in English. “他没事,就是有些不举,俺劝他去治疗下,他听不进去。”叶荣耀用英文对玛丽说道。 „Can you English?” “你会英文？” „Can you English?” “你会英文？” Murong Yihe Murong Forest looks simultaneously surprised the leaf glory asked. 慕容怡和慕容林同时吃惊地看着叶荣耀问道。 These two have not really thought that at present this „bumpkin” also speaks English, this simply with seeing in one group of blacks, saw that a Caucasian is the same, miracle. 这两人实在是没有想到眼前这个“土老帽”还会英文,这简直跟看到在一群黑鬼里面,看到一个白人一样,奇迹啊。 „So will be little.” “会那么一点点。” leaf Rongyao said modestly. 叶荣耀谦虚地说道。 „You English pronunciation is standard a moment ago.” “你刚才英文发音已经非常标准了。” Although angry leaf Rongyao said oneself do not lift, but Murong forest has to acknowledge that the English pronunciation of leaf glory is very standard, person who this settles down in the country's, but also standard many. 虽然气恼叶荣耀说自己不举,但是慕容林不得不承认叶荣耀的英文发音很标准,比自己这个定居在枚国的人,还标准很多。 „What doesn't lift is?” “不举是什么？” Mary does not speak in Chinese „not to lift” is what meaning, asked curiously. 玛丽不懂中文中中“不举”是什么意思,好奇地问道。 „This does not lift, is......” “这个不举,就是……” leaf Rongyao prepares to explain that to Mary in English what is „does not lift”. 叶荣耀准备用英文给玛丽解释什么叫“不举”。 „That glory, we should walk.” “那个荣耀,我们是不是该走了。” Murong Forest where will also make glory say, said again, strong wind that oneself this is the man where, therefore hurries to break the leaf glory the words. 慕容林哪里还会让叶荣耀说下去啊,再说下去,自己这个做男人的雄风何在啊,所以赶紧打断叶荣耀的话。 „Good.” “那好吧。” Was broken itself by Murong Forest with foreign girl's dialogue, leaf glorious mood some are not good, but sees a Murong forest face depressed appearance. 被慕容林打断自己跟洋妞的对话,叶荣耀心情有些不好,不过见慕容林一脸郁闷的样子。 The leaf glory did not tease him, now quickly to noon, hurried to go home to have the lunch. 叶荣耀也就不逗他了,现在都快到中午了,还是赶紧回家吃中午饭了。 leaf Rongyao has three people to arrive at own electric tricycle. 叶荣耀带着三人来到自己的电动三轮车边上。 „That, the car(riage) was bad, everyone will take a seat!” “那个,车是差了点,大家将就坐吧！” The leaf glory said to Murong and Lin. 叶荣耀对慕容林三人说道。 „Is this car(riage) that you said?” “这就是你说的车？” leaf Rongyao said a moment ago the car(riage) has been waiting in the , Murong Yi thought that should also be badly Picka or the small van and so on. 刚才叶荣耀说车已经在边上等着了,慕容怡觉得最差也应该是皮卡或者小面包车之类的。 What at present is this? 可眼前这是什么？ Electric tricycle! 电动三轮车！ Was ridden the electric tricycle by oneself these people unexpectedly, this simply is the joke. 竟然让自己这些人坐电动三轮车,这简直是笑话。 Must know that in Mei country, this electric tricycle became the antique quickly, did not permit starting off. 要知道在玫国,这电动三轮车都快成古董了,都不允许上路了。 He drives the electric tricycle to meet oneself these people unexpectedly, simply is the joke. 他竟然开电动三轮车来接自己这些人,简直就是笑话。 Is this electric tricycle a car(riage)? 这电动三轮车算是车吗？ This electric tricycle has a seat besides the driver seat position, other places link a seat not to have, how this sits! 还有这个电动三轮车除了驾驶座位置有个座位外,其它地方连一个座位都没有,这怎么坐啊！ The flaming raging fire raises in Murong Yi's heart. 熊熊的烈火在慕容怡的心中升起。 This willow Qingqing one is what meaning, without money asked the taxi to reach an agreement. 这柳箐箐一家是什么意思,没钱请出租车就说好了。 We can ride the taxi to her family/home, now drives a being implicated place no electric tricycle to meet oneself these people. 我们自己可以坐出租车到她家去,现在开一辆连坐的地方都没有的电动三轮车来接自己这些人。 This is absolutely red despises. 这绝对是赤喽喽地藐视。 It looks like in Murong Yi, was ridden this electric tricycle by oneself, is willow Qingqing one to own provocation. 在慕容怡看来,让自己坐这电动三轮车,是柳箐箐一家对自己的挑衅。 „Right, the car(riage)s of three wheels, is the car(riage), I may tell you, this electric tricycle in my our family/home, but the significance is great! Generally comes the important guest, I drive the electric tricycle to meet.” “对啊,三个轮子的车,也是车啊,俺可跟你们说,这辆电动三轮车在我俺们家里可是意义重大啊！一般来重要的客人,俺才开电动三轮车来接的。” leaf Rongyao talked nonsense. What comes the important guest time, drives the electric tricycle to meet. 叶荣耀胡扯道。什么来重要客人的时候,才开电动三轮车来接。 This opens eyes to talk nonsense absolutely. 这绝对是睁眼说瞎话来的。 „You make the important guest make this, that unimportant guest?” “你让重要的客人做这个,那不重要的客人呢？” Murong Yibie the anger is asking. 慕容怡憋着火气问道。 Spoke regarding the leaf glory, killed Murong Yi not to believe, making the important guest ride this electric tricycle, is cracking a joke simply. 对于叶荣耀说话,打死慕容怡也不相信,让重要的客人坐这电动三轮车,简直就是在开玩笑。 Murong Yi is not silly, guesses that can also guess, this „bumpkin” definitely is intentionally. 慕容怡不傻,猜也能猜出来,这个“土老帽”肯定是故意的。 The reason is also very simple, definitely aims at the big brother to come intentionally. 原因也很简单,肯定故意针对自己大哥来的。 This is Murong Yi does not think reason that the big brother comes to see willow Qingqing. 这也是慕容怡不想自己大哥来看柳箐箐的原因。 You said that others married, have the man, this emitted a school leader to come suddenly, brazen-faced and shameless must come to see her. 你说人家都结婚了,已经有男人了,这突然冒出一个学长来的,死皮赖脸的要来看她。 The man of which family/home receives! 谁家的男人受的了啊！ You have a look, was being guessed by me! 你看看,被我猜着了吧！ This has not seen willow Qingqing the person, had created obstacles like this, if this to his family/home, has not known that must incur many supercilious looks! 这都还没有见到柳箐箐人,就已经被这样刁难了,这要是到他的家,还不知道要招多少白眼啊！ „Common guest, we meet with Audi q7.” “一般的客人,俺们都是用奥迪q7接的。” leaf Rongyao said. The leaf glory said that listens intentionally to them, is to make them understand, oneself does not welcome them. 叶荣耀说道。叶荣耀就是存心说给他们听的,就是要让他们明白,自己不欢迎他们。 „You might as well treated as the common guest to be good us!” “那你还不如把我们当做一般客人好了！” Good nature Murong Forest some were not happy that the complexion did not say to the leaf glory well. 好脾气的慕容林也有些不高兴了,脸色不好地对叶荣耀说道。 Murong forest understands, this glory worked as itself the love rival, he does not think, oneself married, but how also to snatch willow Qingqing with him. 慕容林明白,这叶荣耀把自己当情敌了,他也不想想,自己都结婚了,还怎么会跟他抢柳箐箐呢。 „That how line, I listened to my wife saying that she attended the junior middle school time, you looked after very much her, cultivating the behavior to feel grateful, regarding you. Our family/home must certainly work as the distinguished guest, the important guest received.” “那怎么行呢,俺可是听我老婆说,她读初中的时候,你可是很照顾她的,做人要感恩,对于你们。俺们家肯定是要当贵宾,重要的客人接待了。” leaf Rongyao shakes the head, said very much earnestly. 叶荣耀摇摇头,很认真地说道。 „Dear, we take a seat this car(riage)!” “亲爱的,咱们就坐这车吧！” First time Mary who has seen the electric tricycle, gathered round the electric tricycle to look, sat on the driver seat, said to Murong forest. 第一次见过电动三轮车的玛丽,围着电动三轮车看了一遍,在驾驶座上一坐,对慕容林说道。 This foreign girl to this electric tricycle curious, wants to sit the feeling of this electric tricycle. 这位洋妞对这辆电动三轮车好奇的很啊,想坐坐这电动三轮车的感觉。 „Mary, we make to rent a car!” “玛丽,我们还是做出租车吧！” Murong Yi does not want to sit this seat no electric tricycle. 慕容怡不想坐这个连座位都没有的电动三轮车。 „, I did not think that rides the car(riage)s of these three wheels to be very interesting.” “不不,我觉得坐这三个轮子的车很有意思。” Mary shakes the head, must ride this electric tricycle firmly. 玛丽摇摇头,坚决要坐这电动三轮车来的。 „Yi joy, we ride this car(riage)!” “怡怡,咱们还是坐这车吧！” Murong forest was like Murong Yi's idea, does not ride this electric tricycle, oneself hired a taxi and that's the end. 慕容林原本跟慕容怡的想法一样,坚决不坐这电动三轮车,自己去叫一辆出租车就是了。 But the wife speaks now, must ride this electric tricycle, Murong forest immediately bent/tune Fu. 可现在自己媳妇发话了,要坐这电动三轮车,慕容林立即曲服了。 Nowadays the wife is biggest! 这年头老婆最大啊！ This why proverb will also say, „takes a wife to forget mother!” 这也为什么老话会说,“娶了媳妇忘了娘！” „Good!” “好吧！” Murong Yi said reluctantly. 慕容怡无奈地说道。 Own big brother and sisters-in-law decided to ride this electric tricycle, what to do oneself can also, only be able to follow. 自己大哥和大嫂都决定坐这电动三轮车了,自己还能咋办,只能跟着了。 „How this sits in!” “这怎么坐在！” Climbs up the compartment of electric tricycle, Murong Yi shouts depressed. 爬上电动三轮车的车厢,慕容怡郁闷地嚷道。 The installment that this car(riage) has not kept out the wind, may link a seat not to have even, how this sits. 这车没有挡风的装置也就算了,可连一张座位都没有,这怎么坐啊。 Not by the back plate that on oneself sit here reason, that is dangerous. 不会让自己坐这边缘的挡板上吧,那多危险啊。 „Sat in this compartment is OK.” “坐在这车厢里就可以了。” leaf Rongyao said. This woman also scolded herself „bumpkin” to come a moment ago, the leaf glory bears in mind oh. 叶荣耀说道。这个女人刚才还骂自己“土老帽”来的,叶荣耀可是记在心里噢。 Although is insufficient to retaliate her small-minded, but, enthusiastically will not serve at least for her. 虽然不至于小肚鸡肠地报复她,但最起码的,不会热情为她服务来的。 The leaf glory may not have the fire surface to paste the custom of cold buttocks. 叶荣耀可没有热面贴冷屁股的习惯。 „Is so dirty, how to sit!” “这么脏,怎么坐啊！” Murong Yi looks depressed the under foot position has the soil, how to sit. 慕容怡郁闷地看着脚下位置都有泥土,怎么坐啊。 This sits, on the buttocks presents two mud seal absolutely, how this also sees the person! 这一坐下去,屁股上绝对出现两个泥印,这还怎么见人啊！ Now Murong Yi has to plant the pirate ship, the feeling of not clever car(riage), depressed must die. 现在慕容怡有种上贼船,不贼车的感觉,郁闷的要死。 „Taking, a newspaper pad can sit.” “拿着,报纸一垫就可以坐了。” Under the leaf glory drives to sit from oneself puts out one pack of newspapers, gives Murong Yi brother and sister to say. 叶荣耀从自己驾驶坐下面拿出一叠报纸,递给慕容怡兄妹说道。 This city person is the matter are many. 这城里人就是事多。 „Snort.” “哼。” Murong Yiheng, received the newspaper that the leaf glory gives to spread in the ground of latter compartment. 慕容怡哼了一声,接过叶荣耀递给来的报纸在后车厢的地面铺了起来。 Now does not want , can only sit. 现在就是再不愿意,也只能将就地坐着了。 „Can I sit here?” “我可以坐在这里吗？” In the leaf glory sits on the driver seat, the preparation starts the electric tricycle time, that foreign girl named Mary gets down from the latter compartment, arrives at side the leaf glory to ask in English. 就在叶荣耀坐在驾驶座上,准备开动电动三轮车的时候,那个叫玛丽的洋妞从后车厢下来,来到叶荣耀身边用英文问道。 „Very crowded.” “很挤的。” leaf Rongyao said. After all the seat of this driver seat is so big, two people sit together the words, the person is pasting unavoidably, looks like in the leaf glory, this is not good. 叶荣耀说道。毕竟这驾驶座的座位就这么大,两个人坐在一起的话,难免人跟人贴着,在叶荣耀看来,这样不好。 „All right, I do not mind.” “没事,我不介意的。” Foreign girl Mary has not waited for the leaf glory to reject, crushes into the driver seat of electric tricycle, the buttocks sits down next to the leaf glory. 洋妞玛丽还不等叶荣耀拒绝,就一屁股地挤进电动三轮车的驾驶座,屁股就紧挨着叶荣耀坐下。 The buttocks of this foreign girl are really big. 这洋妞的屁股真大。 The leaf glorious mind has such idea. 叶荣耀脑海不由冒出这样的想法。 However quick, shook the head by the leaf glory, these evil thoughts ejecting mind. 不过很快,被叶荣耀摇摇头,把这些邪念给抛出脑海。 Fierce that recently got angry, went home to make some cold tea to drink. 最近上火的厉害,回家泡些凉茶喝喝。 leaf Rongyao is thinking. 叶荣耀想着。 „Does Mary, you sit there to do?” “玛丽,你坐那里干嘛？” Looks that own wife pastes the buttocks to sit with leaf Rongyao, Murong Forest is somewhat jealous said. 看着自己的妻子跟叶荣耀贴着屁股坐,慕容林不由地有些吃醋地说道。 This man is actually same, must not exposed to the woman near that other man follows. 这男人其实都一样,见不得自己女人跟别的男人走的近。 „Dear, I sat here was good, sat here stimulation.” “亲爱的,我坐这里好了,坐这里刺激。” Mary said. Does not know completely own man is jealous now, but also in touches on the seat of electric tricycle curiously. 玛丽说道。完全不知道自己男人现在是在吃醋,还在好奇地在电动三轮车的座位上摸来摸去的。 „Sat, I drove.” “都坐好了,我开车了。” leaf Rongyao saw similarly, reminded the sound with everyone, started the electric tricycle to go toward own bound carriageway. 叶荣耀见差不多了,就跟大家提醒了声,启动电动三轮车往自己家的方向行驶而去。