ICMMWLD :: Volume #7

#690: Bird excrement


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I have not violated the law, how can't come out?” “我又没有犯法,怎么就不能出来了?” The leaf glory coldly said. The leaf glory is not silly, oneself have no enemy in the provincial capital, that group of bludgers actually look for themselves with no reason at all, shouted that hits to shout "kill", words that no one instructs, that is not possible. 叶荣耀冷冷地说道。叶荣耀不傻,自己在省城又没有什么仇家,那群混混却无缘无故地找上自己,喊打喊杀的,没有人指示的话,那是不可能的。 At the beginning the leaf glory suspected, that group of bludgers besiege oneself matter, is this forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai instructed that but the leaf glory had not determined. 开始的时候叶荣耀就怀疑了,那群混混围攻自己的事,就是这林万荣和赵云海指示的,不过叶荣耀还不是非常地确定。 Suspects very much. 只是很怀疑而已。 Now saw these two also to come the police station, the leaf glory can 100% place affirmations, oneself encounter the attack the matter, was these two instructs. 现在见这两位也来派出所了,叶荣耀可以百分之百地肯定,自己遇袭击的事情,就是这两人指示的。 leaf Rongyao is gratitude and grudges is distinct, person who having a grudge must report. 叶荣耀是一个恩怨分明,有仇必报的人。 Gentleman revenges, ten years are not late.” “君子报仇,十年不晚。” This is to gentleman, the leaf glory always does not think oneself is a gentleman, will therefore not endure is so long. 这是对“君子”来说的,叶荣耀向来不认为自己是君子,所以也不会忍那么久的。 Without meeting them, the leaf glory will also find the opportunity to retaliate their, custom that but the leaf glory had not been bullied like this. 要是没有遇上他们两个,叶荣耀也会找机会报复他们的,叶荣耀可是没有被人这样欺负的习惯。 However these two peaceful death does not sway before oneself exactly, the leaf glory will definitely not let up this opportunity, that has a grudge to revenge, has the resentment to seek vengeance. 不过这两人好死不活地在自己面前晃荡,叶荣耀肯定不会放过这个机会的,那是有仇报仇,有怨报怨的。 forest Wan Rong, Zhao Yunhai, you do not think that we do not know this matter is you leads, a man spirit does not have, will play Yin these.” “林万荣、赵云海,你们别以为我们不知道这事情是你们主导的,一点男人气概都没有,就会玩这些阴的。” Zhang Linlin looks uncomfortable forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai said. Zhang Linlin is also the young lady of provincial capital respected family Zhao, in the status, does not fear forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai. 张琳琳不爽地看着林万荣和赵云海说道。张琳琳也是省城大家族赵家的大小姐,在身份上,根本就不怕林万荣和赵云海。 Zhang Linlin, the food can eat randomly, the words cannot speak irresponsibly.” “张琳琳,饭可以乱吃,话可不能乱说啊。” forest Wanrong looks at Zhang Linlin to say morosely. Originally forest Wanrong finished eating the lunch, arrives at the police authorities with Zhao Yunhai, wants to repair leaf glory in the police authorities well. 林万荣不高兴地看张琳琳说道。本来林万荣吃完午饭,跟赵云海到警局来,就是想在警局好好地修理叶荣耀一番。 It looks like in forest Wanrong, even if leaf glory martial arts is unparalleled, was lived by the police handcuffs, is still the sheep that treats butchers, when oneself break his both legs, high martial arts, he was waste. 在林万荣看来,就算叶荣耀武功盖世,被警察铐住,也是待宰的羊,等自己把他双腿打断,再高的武功,他都算是废了。 forest Wanrong, does, some are clear, the misdemeanor did, would meeting the ghost.” willow Yifei coldly looks that forest Wanrong said. “林万荣,有没有做,有些人自己心里清楚,坏事做多了,总会遇鬼的。”柳亦菲冷冷地看着林万荣说道。 So many companions who grows up in the yard, willow Yifei most looks down upon was this forest Wanrong, was false and sinister, was a despicable villain. 在大院里长大的那么多同伴里,柳亦菲最看不起的就是这个林万荣了,虚伪、阴险,就是一个卑鄙小人。 Before the family/home also compelled to become engaged with this forest Wan Rong, willow Yifei said finally, rather married the beggar, will not marry forest Wanrong, the family member has not compelled himself to become engaged with forest Wan Rong again. 以前家里还逼着自己跟这个林万荣订婚,柳亦菲最后放话,宁可嫁给乞丐,也不会嫁给林万荣的,家里人才没有再逼自己跟林万荣订婚了。 Thin bamboo thin bamboo, you misunderstood, my did not look that your friend was taken into the police station, stemming from the care, asks, looks to be able to help?” “箐箐,你误会了,我这不是看你朋友被带进派出所,出于关心,过来问问,看能不能帮上忙啊?” forest Wanrong a face looks sincerely willow Qingqing said. 林万荣一脸诚恳地看着柳箐箐说道。 Right, right, we come are care, cares about.” Zhao Yunhai echoes immediately said. “对,对,我们过来是关心一下,关心一下的。”赵云海立即附和地说道。 Believing you were has ghost.” “信你有鬼了。” Zhang Linlin coldly said. Children who grows up in the yard, Zhang Linlin most repugnant is these two people, dislikes since childhood. 张琳琳冷冷地说道。在大院里长大的孩子们,张琳琳最讨厌的就是这两个人,从小就讨厌。 Linlin, how you can not believe that what...... this is?” “琳琳,你怎么可以不相信……这是什么?” forest Wanrong has not spoken, in the sky has the thing to fall to own mouth, even some entered the mouth, forest Wanrong hurried to spit, touched in own mouth with the hand again. 林万荣还没有说完话,天空中有东西掉到自己的嘴巴,甚至有些都进嘴巴了,林万荣赶紧吐掉,再用手在自己嘴边一摸。 Decides the eye to look, yellow smelly, some shapes...... the elephant bird excrement, forest Wanrong responded that hurries to put out the paper goods the bird excrement of own corners of the mouth polishing. 定眼一看,黄黄的臭臭的,有些像……像鸟屎,林万荣反应过来赶紧拿出纸巾把自己嘴角的鸟屎给擦干净。 Which day killing bird this is, dares to draw the bird excrement to own face on unexpectedly, forest Wanrong really irritated. 这是哪只天杀的鸟啊,竟然敢把鸟屎拉到自己的脸上,林万荣真的气死了。 Has not waited for on forest Wanrong polishing face bird excrement, the top of the head has flown several birds, the bird excrement flies down straight, all falls to forest Wanrong with Zhao Yunhai body. 还没有等林万荣把脸上的鸟屎给擦干净,头顶有飞过几只鸟儿,鸟屎飞流直下,全部都掉到林万荣跟赵云海的身上。 Opens fire to me, hurries to give me to open fire, hits these birds.” “给我开枪,赶紧给我开枪,把这几只鸟打下来。” Was drenched forest Wanrong of body loudly to the police of police station to shout by the bird excrement breathless. 被鸟屎淋身的林万荣气急败坏地大声对派出所的警察喊道。 What a pity these police no one draw a pistol, must know police station, and other leaders has the qualifications on the manager and political instructor with the spear/gun, the ordinary police station police do not permit with the spear/gun. 可惜这些警察没有一个人拔枪的,要知道一个派出所,也就所长和教导员等几位领导才有资格配枪,普通的派出所警察是不允许配枪的。 Do not say that the police of this police station do not have the spear/gun, even if there is a spear/gun, does not dare to hit the bird with the spear/gun, the police department the management to the guns is very strict, only if peculiar circumstance, otherwise does not allow to use the firearms absolutely. 不要说这派出所的警察没有枪,就算是有枪,也不敢拿枪打鸟啊,警察部门可是对枪支的管理很严格的,除非特殊情况,否则是绝对不允许使用枪械的。 Hehe, gets what one deserves.” “呵呵,活该。” Seeing forest Wanrong with Zhao Yunhai on is the bird excrement, Zhang Linlin fall about said. 见林万荣跟赵云海身上都是鸟屎,张琳琳忍不住大笑地说道。 This is really the bosom person has the bad report, quickly was so effective. 这真是怀人有坏报,这么快就灵验了。 Hehe, these birds were too powerful.” “呵呵,这几只鸟太给力了。” willow Yifei is pointing at happily also unceasingly on forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai, defecates several pigeons that draws the urine to say. 柳亦菲开心地指着还不断地在林万荣和赵云海头上,拉屎拉尿的几只鸽子说道。 Yes, was too inconceivable. Too interesting.” “是啊,太不可思议了。太有意思了。” Zhang Linlin said excitedly. In the hand also takes the cell phone to record, Zhang Linlin felt oneself must this recording, sends to the friend circle, making everyone has a look at forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai distressed appearance. 张琳琳兴奋地说道。手里还拿着手机在录像,张琳琳觉得自己要把这一幕给录下来,发到朋友圈里,让大家看看林万荣和赵云海狼狈的样子。 Zhang Linlin believes that this video definitely anger in own friend circle, lets forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai loses face to lose to his maternal family is best. 张琳琳相信这视频肯定在自己的朋友圈里火气的,让林万荣和赵云海丢脸丢到他外婆家是最好的。 You said how many matters lacking virtue this forest Wanrong and Zhang Yunhai did, the bird cannot tolerate unexpectedly, spurts the guano to them?” “你们说,这林万荣和张云海到底做了多少缺德事啊,竟然鸟都看不过去,都对他们喷鸟粪?” Shangguan Ziyan with cell phone video recording, while inquires to say to the policewoman of own side. 上官紫烟一边用手机录像,一边对自己身边的一位女警察问道。 I don't know either, forest less/small and a few matter rarely pay attention, strange, how did these birds recognize them?” “我也不知道,林少和张少的事情很少关注,奇怪,这些鸟儿怎么就认准了他们啊?” Originally, was scattered by the bird excrement to forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai, how regardless to avoid, these birds like recognizing him resemble, where forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai arrive, these birds with the past, but also continues to defecate to draw the bird in their top of the head. 原来,被鸟屎撒到身上的林万荣和赵云海,无论怎么躲避,这些鸟儿就像认定他似的,林万荣和赵云海走到哪里,这些鸟儿就跟过去,还继续在他们头顶拉屎拉鸟。 Yes, these birds are quite strange.” “是啊,这些鸟儿好奇怪啊。” Shangguan Ziyan also said intangibly. Shangguan Ziyan really cannot think through, this forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai handled the dishonorable matter to the bird, making these birds retaliate them like this. 上官紫烟也不明白地说道。上官紫烟实在想不通,这林万荣和赵云海对鸟儿做了伤天害理的事情,让这些鸟儿这样报复他们。 Also is not everyone does not know why these birds are entangling forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai, defecates to draw the urine in their heads. 也不是所有人都不知道为什么这些鸟儿缠着林万荣和赵云海,在他们的头上拉屎拉尿的。 The leaf glory is only one knows the reason, is the leaf glory with reads strength to control these birds to fly forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai defecates to draw the bird. 叶荣耀就是唯一一个知道原因的,是叶荣耀用“念力”控制这些鸟儿飞到林万荣和赵云海拉屎拉鸟的。 The leaf glory wants with to read strength to control forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai, but thinks to give up, after all today uses to give in this police station one time, if using one time, paid attention very much easily. 原本叶荣耀想是用“念力”控制林万荣和赵云海的,不过想了想就放弃了,毕竟今天在这个派出所使用给一次了,如果在使用一次,很容易被人注意的。 Therefore the leaf glory uses to read strength control bird, defecates to draw the bird in forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai top of the head, making them in an extremely difficult situation. 所以叶荣耀就用“念力”控制鸟儿,在林万荣和赵云海的头顶拉屎拉鸟,让他们狼狈不堪。 When the control bird, the leaf glory discovered oneself use reads strength to be very relaxed, like not needing to read strength with effort control person that. 在控制鸟儿的时候,叶荣耀发现自己使用“念力”很轻松,不像用“念力”控制人那么地费力。 The key with read strength the words of control person, simultaneously can only control a person, but to this bird, the leaf glory controlled more than ten tired unconsciously. 关键是用“念力”控制人的话,同时只能控制一个人,而对这鸟儿,叶荣耀控制十几只都不觉累。 It seems like a control wisdom lower lifeform, this read strength consumption less, this person was also more relaxed. 看来控制智慧越低的生物,这“念力”耗量就越少,这人也就越轻松。 Is the retribution is really uncomfortable.” “真的是报应不爽啊。” Looks at forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai whole body is the bird excrement, willow Yifei the mood open and quiet was also open. 看着林万荣和赵云海满身都是鸟屎,柳亦菲的心情也廓然开朗了。 Glory, we walk.” “荣耀,我们走吧。” willow Yifei saw the bird to fly away, no longer again forest Wanrong and on Zhao Yunhai defecated to draw the urine, did not have the meaning. 柳亦菲见鸟儿都飞走了,不再再林万荣和赵云海身上拉屎拉尿了,也就没意思了。 My.” “等我一下。” The leaf glory said the sound to two females, walks toward forest Wanrong and Zhao Yunhai. 叶荣耀对两女说了声,就往林万荣和赵云海走去。 „Do you want to do?” “你要干嘛?” The body is Zhao Yunhai who coaxes smelly, is just thinking drives to take a bath to change the clothes, seeing the leaf glory is cold the face to walk toward oneself, immediately shouts anxiously greatly. 身上都是臭哄哄的赵云海,刚想着开车回去洗澡换衣服,见叶荣耀冷着脸向自己这边走过来,立即紧张地大喊道。 It is not afraid good, this is a person does but actually dozens people of existences with ease, oneself and forest few two people, where dozen. 不害怕不行啊,这可是一个人轻松干倒几十号人的存在,自己和林少两个人,哪里打的过啊。 You said.” “你说呢。” leaf Rongyao the left hand wields gently. 叶荣耀左手轻轻一挥动。 „......” A palm of the hand sound, this Zhang Yunhai by the leaf glory fan a palm of the hand, was flown directly directly by the fan. “啪……”的一声巴掌声,这位张云海直接被叶荣耀手扇了一巴掌,直接被扇飞出去。 „!” “啊哎哟!” Zhang Yunhai falls down directly is wailing. 张云海直接倒在地上哀嚎着。 „......” “啊……” „Do you dare to hit him?” “你敢打他?” forest Wanrong was somewhat scared, forest Wanrong has not thought that the leaf glory really dares to beat Zhao Yunhai. 林万荣有些傻眼了,林万荣没有想到叶荣耀真的敢殴打赵云海。 Why I do not dare to hit him, I also hit you.” “我为什么不敢打他,我还打你呢。” Saying, the leaf glory waves to give forest Wanrong a palm of the hand. 说着,叶荣耀挥手就要给林万荣一巴掌。 However has prepared forest Wanrong, has not waited for the leaf glory palm of the hand to get down, forest Wanrong travelled, forest Wanrong does not want to come under attack. 不过早就有所准备的林万荣,还没有等叶荣耀的巴掌下去,林万荣跑路了,林万荣可不想被挨打。 Cannot stir up, always hides! 惹不起,总是躲的起的吧! Hehe, wants to walk, you walk?” “呵呵,想走,你走的了吗?” The leaf glory puts out a coin from the pocket, toward forest Wanrong threw. 叶荣耀从口袋里拿出一个硬币,朝着林万荣的扔了过去。 Yeah... yo...... „ “哎…呦……“ forest Wanrong falls down directly, forest Wanrong has to plant own the feeling of discarding, cannot bear wail. 林万荣直接倒在地上,林万荣有种自己的废掉的感觉,忍不住哀嚎起来。 Sorry, sorry, big brother you my gate, when letting off us!” Sees the leaf glory to move toward itself again, Zhao Yunhai quite feared that said. “对不起,对不起,大哥你把我门当个屁给放过我们吧!”见叶荣耀再次走向自己,赵云海好怕都说道。 You said that put you, gave to put you, I did not have the face very much, said again who knows you can bear a grudge in the heart, later retaliated me, you possibly do not know that I troubled repugnantly, or I gave to be you, such later will not have what risk.” leaf Rongyao said. “你说把你们放了,就把你们给放了,我岂不是很没有面子呀,再说谁知道你们会不会记恨在心,以后报复我呀,你们可能不知道我这个人最讨厌麻烦了,要不我把你给做了,这样以后就不会有什么风险了。”叶荣耀说道。 Does not want, Big brother, the non- master, I made a mistake, you let off me, I later do not dare to provoke you.” “不要,大哥,不爷,我错了,你放过我吧,我以后再也不敢招惹你了。” Zhao Yunhai is afraid said, such terrifying person, this type dares to beat itself in the police station with forest few people, is not the spirit has the issue, is the mind has the issue. 赵云海害怕地说道,这样恐怖的人,这种敢在派出所里殴打自己跟林少的人,不是精神有问题,就是心灵有问题。 Spiritually has the issue, is at heart on issue, this person does not dare easily to offend. Even if this person killed people, sentenced is very light, even some do not need to be imprisoned. 无论是精神上有问题,还是心里上的问题,这种人都不敢轻易地得罪。这种人哪怕是杀人了,都会被判的很轻,甚至有些都不用坐牢。 Right?” “是吗?” The leaf glory coldly looks that Zhao Yunhai said that regarding Zhao Yunhai words, the leaf glory is little does not believe that this son of the influential, was easiest to bear a grudge. 叶荣耀冷冷地看着赵云海说道,对于赵云海的话,叶荣耀是一点点都不相信,这种公子哥,最容易记仇了。 Relax, will not hit you again.” “放心,不会再打你了。” leaf Rongyao smiles patted the racket on Zhao Yunhai body. 叶荣耀笑笑地在赵云海的身上拍了拍。 Similarly. leaf Rongyao arrives at the nearby in forest Wanrong, patted the racket on his body. 同样地。叶荣耀又到林万荣的边上,在他的身上也拍了拍。 „Did you, what you walk on me?” forest Wanrong looks frightened the leaf glory asked. “你,你在我身上走了什么?”林万荣恐惧地看着叶荣耀问道。 Also no, waited to meet you to know.” “也没有什么,等会你们就知道了。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. It is not the leaf glory wants to keep guessing, is mainly the leaf glory thought that makes them first feel the effect, had the effect, they were honest, later does not dare to retaliate itself. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。不是叶荣耀想要卖关子,主要是叶荣耀觉得让他们先感受到效果,有效果了,他们就老实,以后更不敢报复自己了。
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