ICMMWLD :: Volume #6

#506: The father-in-law is very satisfied


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Leaf glory, how your alcohol capacity practices, this alcohol capacity does not describe magnanimously.” “叶荣耀,你的酒量怎么练出来的,这个酒量已经不还海量来形容了。” Wangdashan looks at empty wine bottles on table, witnesses to drink the belly in two hours of inner lamella glory more than 300 bottles of Wuliangye liquor. 王大山看着桌子上的一个个空酒瓶,亲眼目睹在两个小时内叶荣耀将三百多瓶五粮液酒都喝下肚子。 Although there is half a soldier who was drunk to fall face down to be drunk by these, but at least. The leaf glory also had to drink about 150 bottles of liquor, this alcohol capacity was really incredible. 虽然有一半被那些已经醉趴下的军人喝了,但最起码的。叶荣耀也有喝了将近一百五十瓶酒来的,这个酒量真的让人难以置信了。 After all can a person drink again must have a limit? Did a person drink upside-down No. 40 military officer? Did a person drink up 150 bottles of highly concentrated Wuliangye? Your that belly or person belly! 毕竟一个人再能喝也得有个限度吧?一个人喝倒了四十号军官?一个人喝掉了一百五十瓶高浓度五粮液?你那肚子还是人肚子吗! Some people drink the white liquor to discuss two, 1222 quantities, some people drank the white liquor to the end by the jin (0.5 kg), half jin (0.5 kg) one jin (0.5 kg) is similar. 有些人喝白酒论两,一两二两的量就到头了,有人喝白酒论斤,半斤一斤才差不多。 Some people drink the white liquor to discuss the bottle, one bottle of two bottles can keel over drunk, but at this moment, at this time, everyone shocking discovery this world also has the person who the theory box drinks the white liquor today unexpectedly! 有人喝白酒论瓶,一瓶两瓶才能醉倒,可此时此刻,今天今时,大家才震惊的发现这世界居然还有论箱喝白酒的人! What inconceivable after was leaf Rongyao drank so many liquor , a matter did not have, speech mindful very much, had no big feeling of being drunk completely! 更让人不可思议的是叶荣耀喝了这么多酒后还一点事儿都没有,说话顺溜的很,完全没有什么大醉意似的! Comes box of white liquor he also to be able the eye to wink evidently again does not wink drinks cleanly? 看样子再来一箱白酒他也能眼睛眨也不眨地喝干净? This is not practices, this is inborn.” “这个不是练出来的,这是天生的。” leaf Rongyao has five points of feeling of being drunk to say. After all the leaf glory just started to have seven and eight points of feeling of being drunk, after these two hours of recuperation, the liquor air/Qi removes. 叶荣耀带着五分醉意说道。毕竟叶荣耀刚开始就已经有七、八分醉意了,经过这两个多小时的休整,酒气去掉很多。 After all the following leaf glory has not basically drunk again, the liquor all pours into „the universe abstention in the bucket, can more not drink is more sober? 毕竟后面叶荣耀基本上都没有再喝酒,酒全部都倒入“乾坤戒”的水桶里了,能不越喝越清醒吗? Glory, your boy line, drank to fall face down our military officers completely, what to do did you say should?” stretch/open Danian looks that the leaf glory smiles said. “荣耀,你小子行啊,把我们的军官全部都喝趴下了,你说该怎么办啊?”张大年看着叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 stretch/open Danian was opened mind, in this world really had the person of such fierce alcohol capacity, a person drank but actually 40 military officers, must know the military officers who tonight call were the person of big alcohol capacity. 张大年算是开了眼界了,这世界上竟然有这样厉害的酒量的人,一个人喝倒四十来位军官,要知道今天晚上叫过来的军官都是大酒量的人啊。 This did but actually 200 soldiers compared with a leaf glory person a moment ago, lets open the bumper year to feel surprised. 这比刚才叶荣耀一个人干倒二百名士兵,更让张大年感到吃惊的。 Because this simply is the miracle. 因为这简直就是奇迹。 stretch/open Danian has today to look at the feeling of movie. 张大年有种今天自己一直是在看电影的感觉。 This is they must drink with me, actually I also got drunk, now is supporting again. Has the possibility of falling face down anytime.” leaf Rongyao said. “这是他们要跟我喝酒的,其实我也喝醉了,现在是再强撑着。随时都有趴下的可能的。”叶荣耀说道。 Believing you were has ghost.” stretch/open Danian ridicules to say. “信你有鬼了。”张大年笑骂道。 Ok , can only, adjutant slow ask the person to send back them today like this.” “好了,今天也只能这样了,徐副官叫人把他们都送回去吧。” willow Cloud Dragon said. The liquor drinks here, was similar, the military officers who all accompaniment drink were drunk to fall face down, drank also no meaning again. 柳云龙说道。酒喝到这里,也差不多了,所有陪同喝酒的军官都醉趴下了,再喝下去也没有什么意思了。 Yes.” “是。” Adjutant slow gets down the arranged personnel to send back the military officers who this is drunk to fall face down immediately. 徐副官立即下去安排人员把这个醉趴下的军官们送回去。 Adjutant slow to throws now invincibly, not only the martial arts fierce letting person who Liu this big uncle really admired looked up. This alcohol capacity also big scary. 徐副官现在对柳家这位大姑爷真的钦佩的无敌投地了,不但武功厉害的让人仰望。这酒量也大的吓人。 It looks like in adjutant slow, these two records. After will become Beijing Military Command is unprecedented , the record of no future, without witnesses this person with own eyes, it is estimated that does not believe. 在徐副官看来,这两项记录。将会成为京城军区前无古人后无来者的记录,如果没有亲眼见证这一幕的人,估计都不会相信。 Good that glory, displays today.” “荣耀,今天表现的不错。” willow Cloud Dragon looks very satisfied the leaf glory said. 柳云龙十分满意地看着叶荣耀说道。 old willow, this is far more than satisfied, if I have such a fierce son-in-law, I was unhappy am insane.” Wangdashan smiles said. “老柳啊,这何止满意啊,我要是有一个这么厉害的女婿的话,我还不乐疯了。”王大山笑笑地说道。 Hehe, old king, you do not have such fierce son-in-law fortunately. Otherwise, you cannot drink with us.” stretch/open Danian smiles said. “呵呵,老王,还好你没有这么厉害的女婿。要不然,你都不能和我们一起喝酒了。”张大年笑笑地说道。 What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Wang Danian some do not understand that opens the meaning in bumper year words. 王大年有些不明白张大年话中的意思。 Because you became the lunatic.” stretch/open Danian smiles said. “因为你都成了疯子了啊。”张大年笑笑地说道。 Haha......” “哈哈……” Haha......” “哈哈……” Everyone cannot bear laugh. 大家忍不住哈哈大笑起来。 ...... …… In the evening 10 o'clock, the leaf glory rides the private car of leaf river to return to the villa, as for willow Cloud Dragon, receives the urgent notice, late at night met. 晚上十点钟,叶荣耀坐着叶长河的专车回别墅了,至于柳云龙,接到紧急通知,深夜开会去了。 Snort!” “哼!” leaf Rongyao just entered the living room in villa, the willow tree looks that angrily leaf glory snort/hum said. 叶荣耀刚走进别墅的客厅,柳兮兮就愤怒地看着叶荣耀“哼”道。 Hehe. Is who annoys our family/home is not happy.” leaf Rongyao has several points of tipsy feeling to smile said to the willow tree. “呵呵。是谁惹我们家的兮兮不高兴了。”叶荣耀带着几分酒意笑笑地对柳兮兮说道。 Besides you also who!” “除了你还有谁!” The willow tree looks uncomfortable the leaf glory said. This smelly brother-in-law, complied to make the breakfast to oneself, finally, oneself got out of bed to go to school, he is still sleeping unexpectedly, the mother is blocking herself. Oneself go into his room, raised his quilt. 柳兮兮不爽地看着叶荣耀说道。这个臭姐夫,都答应好给自己做早餐了,结果呢,自己都起床要上学了,他竟然还在睡大觉,要不是老妈拦着自己。自己非跑到他房间,掀了他的被子。 I?” “我?” leaf Rongyao cannot think, where oneself offended oneself this pretty sister-in-law. 叶荣耀想不起来,自己哪里得罪自己这位漂亮的小姨子了。 Snort, you comply to give me to make the breakfast, you deceived people!” The willow tree said to the leaf glory morosely. “哼,你答应给我做早餐的,你骗人!”柳兮兮不高兴地对叶荣耀说道。 Breakfast?” “早餐?” leaf Rongyao remembers anything, yesterday evening this sister-in-law imposed on oneself matter, leaf glory that but the custom had a long lazy sleep. Including the wife makes the breakfast to oneself, few times. 叶荣耀想起什么事情的,昨天晚上自己这个小姨子强加给自己的事情,不过习惯睡懒觉的叶荣耀。连给自己老婆做早餐,都没有几次。 Makes the breakfast to the sister-in-law, that is basically impossible. 给小姨子做早餐,那是基本上不可能的。 Therefore yesterday evening had not been serious, sleeping forgetting to be clean this matter. 所以昨天晚上也没有当回事,睡一觉就把这个事情给忘了一干二净了。 I have not made the breakfast the custom.” “我没有做早餐的习惯。” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. The leaf glory has not been used to sister-in-law's custom, you make me make the breakfast to you, I make the breakfast to you, oneself are not your family's servant. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。叶荣耀可没有惯小姨子的习惯,你让我给你做早餐,我就给你做早餐,自己又不是你家的佣人。 „Did you......, you drink?” “你……,你喝酒了?” The willow tree also wants to lose a small temper to own big brother-in-law, suddenly smells on the leaf glory the thick tipsy feeling. 柳兮兮本来还想对自己的大姐夫发一阵小脾气的,突然闻到叶荣耀身上浓浓的酒意。 Drank little.” “喝了一点点。” leaf Rongyao has several points of feeling of being drunk to say. 叶荣耀带着几分醉意地说道。 Also little, such thick liquor air/Qi, the brother-in-law are you all right?” “还一点点呢,都这么浓的酒气,姐夫你没事吧?” The willow tree the care looks that the leaf glory said. Although the vitality/angry leaf glory does not make the breakfast to oneself, but looked own brother-in-law drank so many liquor, the willow tree somewhat loved dearly. 柳兮兮关心地看着叶荣耀说道。虽然生气叶荣耀不给自己做早餐,可是看自己姐夫喝了这么多酒,柳兮兮还是有些心疼的。 The sister-in-law, the sister-in-law, the brother-in-law accounts for half of buttocks! 小姨子,小姨子,姐夫占半个屁股! Obviously, the brother-in-law, in many sisters-in-law is also the pivotal position, particularly this sister-in-law did not have the boyfriend time, many sisters-in-law regard heart the boyfriend in imagination oneself brother-in-law. 可见,姐夫,在很多小姨子心里也是占的举足轻重的地位,尤其是这个小姨子还没有男朋友的时候,很多小姨子都把自己的姐夫当成自己心中的假想的男朋友。 Likes playing the temperament to the brother-in-law, likes the brother-in-law caring about itself, cares about itself, is willing to occupy a little profit to own brother-in-law. 喜欢对姐夫耍脾气,喜欢姐夫在意自己,关心自己,也愿意给自己的姐夫占点小便宜。 In some remote rural areas, the sister-in-law has the relations with oneself brother-in-law, is not infrequent. 在一些偏远的农村,小姨子跟自己的姐夫发生关系的,也不在少数。 Naturally this are not related with the leaf glory and willow tree, they are also insufficient to develop this situation, but the willow tree the present cares about own brother-in-law especially. 当然这跟叶荣耀和柳兮兮没有关系,他们还不至于发展到这种地步,只是柳兮兮现在特在意自己的姐夫而已。 At heart actually do not snatch the man with own elder sister, perhaps at the back of oneself elder sister, plays with the brother-in-law. 心里倒是没有要跟自己姐姐抢男人,或许背着自己姐姐,跟姐夫玩亲亲来的。 All right. This point liquor, but also cannot get drunk your brother-in-law I.” “没事。这一点酒,还喝不醉你姐夫我。” The leaf glory somewhat said contentedly. After all today drink in the military officers to more than 40 army, this result said, can scare to death oneself this sister-in-law. 叶荣耀有些自得地说道。毕竟今天自己可是喝到四十多位军队里的军官啊,这成绩说出去,都能吓死自己这个小姨子。 Definitely drank many liquor, otherwise such thick tipsy feeling, later will not little drink.” The willow tree and cared, complained that looks the leaf glory said. “肯定是喝了很多酒,不然不会这么浓的酒意的,以后少喝点。”柳兮兮又关心,又埋怨地看着叶荣耀说道。 This girl looks like in the willow tree. Own elder sister is not at now, oneself this is the sister-in-law. Must replace own elder sister to take care of own brother-in-law, like a wife. 在柳兮兮这丫头看来。自己姐姐现在不在,自己这个做小姨子的。就要代替自己的姐姐照顾好自己的姐夫,就像一个妻子一样。 The willow tree in the heart has this thought that has the relations with Huaxia several thousand years of historic tradition, in the ancient times, the brother-in-law harassed the sister-in-law, side was the kinship, another side was the love, the elder sister knows will also turn a blind eye, by father-in-law, even if knows still met half inclusive. After all the skeleton in closet cannot spread. 柳兮兮心中有这种思想,跟华夏几千年历史传统有关系,在古代,姐夫搔扰小姨子,一边是亲情,另一边是爱情,姐姐知道了也会睁一只眼闭一只眼,被老丈人即使知道了也会半包容。毕竟家丑不可外扬。 Ancient sister-in-law mostly were the flower season young girl, was a little curious to man many, the unmarried girl wanted the front door two not to step, the brother-in-law became the best discussion object 古代的小姨子自己多半是花季少女,对男人多少有点好奇,闺女要大门不出二门不迈,姐夫就成了最好的探讨对象 Since the ancient times people said: The brother-in-law plays the sister-in-law/little aunt, perfectly justified. 自古以来人们都说:姐夫戏小姨,天经地义。 Therefore, the brother-in-law eats the sister-in-law tofu, or the sister-in-law steals the brother-in-law. Everyone did not say that outward, because that is as brother-in-law half buttocks sister-in-law, with being regarded as sister-in-law half husband the brothers-in-law forms the complex relations, therefore not only the elder sister can stretch the rules, the society also has the tolerance. 因此,姐夫吃小姨子豆腐,或者小姨子偷姐夫。大家都是不往外说的,因为那是作为姐夫“半个屁股”的小姨子,和被视为小姨子“半个老公”的姐夫之间形成复杂的关系,所以不仅姐姐可以通融,社会对此也持宽容态度。 Was ordinary in the ancient times, if the groom's family married the concubine. So long as the sister-in-law has not betrothed to others, generally first chooses to take a concubine the wife's sister, must know that in the ancient times the sisters married one person, the edifying anecdote comes. 在古代一般,如果男方娶小妾的话。只要小姨子还没有许配给他人,一般先选择娶小姨子,要知道古代姐妹同嫁一人,还是美谈来的。 After the history the wives of many celebrity die, the remarrying words, basically are the younger sister or wife's who hall and cousin were from oneself dying wife. 历史上很多名人的老婆死后,续弦的话,基本上都是选自己死去老婆的妹妹或者老婆的堂、表妹。 Because in the ancient people opinion, the younger sister or the hall and cousin who marry the dying wife. Was sends to console to wife one type of dying. 因为在古代人看来,娶自己死去老婆的妹妹或者堂、表妹。是对死去的老婆一种寄慰。 Even to modern age, there is in a folk song to sing flagrantly: You, if gets married, do not marry others, must marry me ; Has your dowry, your younger sister, must marry me.” 甚至到现代,也有民歌中明目张胆地唱到:“你要是嫁人,不要嫁给别人,一定要嫁给我;带着你的嫁妆,还有你的妹妹,一定要嫁给我。” The different versions of this folk song have this meaning. Younger sister not as elder sister dowry to brother-in-law, but the following newly-married elder sister brother-in-law life some time is very universal. 这段民歌的不同版本都有这个意思。妹妹不会随着姐姐陪嫁给姐夫,但是跟着新婚姐姐姐夫生活一段时间是很普遍的。 The parents need to send an informer whether in order to know the daughter gets married , the daughter of happy, newly-married newlyweds also needs an intimate helper, therefore grown, but the unmarried younger sister is the rightest candidate. 父母需要派个耳目以便知晓女儿嫁人之后是否幸福,新婚燕尔的女儿也需要有个贴心的帮手,于是成年但未婚的妹妹便是最合适的人选。 Taking care of the younger sister is elder sister's inborn duty, among the sisters shares the good thing is also the way things should be. The younger sister with the elder sister brother-in-law with a place room, the rookie is inseparable and love-making, the younger sister hears with own ears and sees with own eyes daily every night, the bathing spring breeze, how can there be does not heart ripple and is eager to try, the principle of share experience? 照顾妹妹是姐姐的天生义务,姐妹间分享好事物也是人之常情。妹妹跟姐姐姐夫同处一屋,新人天天如胶似漆、夜夜颠鸾倒凤,妹妹耳听目睹,沐浴春风,岂有不芳心荡漾、跃跃欲试、分享体验之理? Falling in love over time is the world correct path, the men and women gives and receives is the natural law, let alone the brother-in-law and sister-in-law are whole families, is on good terms in secret is very normal, only need go too far, occasionally raises a rumpus, the family members turn a blind eye. 日久生情是人间正道,男女授受乃自然法则,何况姐夫和小姨子是一家人,暗中通好很是正常,只要不要太过分,偶尔动手动脚的,家里人都睁一只眼,闭一只眼。 The sister-in-law must get married in any case, marrying was good. 反正小姨子要嫁人的,嫁出去就好了。 Has one in the Huaxia folk tale about the brother-in-law and sister-in-law's story. 在华夏民间故事里有一段关于姐夫和小姨子的故事。 A day, the elder sister leads the husband to return home. The husband ate to be drunk the liquor in the wife's father family/home, lay down first rested on the bed, the half drunk partly awoke, he pushed the pillow to the bedside half hung spatially. 一天,姐姐带着丈夫回门。丈夫在丈人家吃醉了酒,躺在炕上先睡了,半醉半醒中,他把枕头挤到床边半截悬了空。 The sister-in-law/little aunt sees that goes to hold to him hastily, the brother-in-law has squinted to focus to peep actually to sit the sister-in-law/little aunt in not far away, seized the opportunity to catch sister-in-law's clothes, the sister-in-law discovered that the brother-in-law has not fallen asleep, sexually harassed itself unexpectedly, the hurrying violent force worked loose to run off. 小姨见状,连忙去给他扶,姐夫其实一直乜斜着眼偷窥坐在不远处的小姨,乘机一把将小姨子的衣服拽住了,小姨子发现姐夫并没睡着,竟然调戏自己,赶紧猛力挣脱跑开了。 The sister-in-law thought: I hold the pillow to you with good intention, you pour such unreasonably, must renovate you one. Therefore, the sister-in-law inscribes a poem to say on the wall: 小姨子心想:我好心给你扶枕头,你倒这么无理,非整治你一番不可。于是,小姨子在墙上题诗道: The good intention holds the pillow, why entrains my clothes? 好意去扶枕,为何拽我衣? Does not look at the elder sister surface, tears to pieces your facial skin. 不看姐姐面,撕破你脸皮。 Without the face! Without the face! 没脸!没脸! The brother-in-law saw, wrote one by this poem: 姐夫见了,在这诗旁边也写了一首: Rests drunk dimly, the waking up eye sends late. 酒醉朦胧睡,醒来眼发迟。 Thinks my good wife, originally is his aunt. 以为贤妻到,原来是他姨。 Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! 误会!误会! After mother -in-law looks, the heart said: Oh, this was considered as anything!” 岳母过来看后,心说:“嗨嗨,这算得了啥!” Also inscribes a poem to say on the wall conveniently: 也随手在墙上题诗道: The brother-in-law plays the sister-in-law/little aunt, in the world common. 姐夫戏小姨,世上常有的。 Has not held, running is the small advantage. 一把没抓住,跑了是便宜。 Close call! Close call! 好险!好险! Although the relations of between folk regarding the brother-in-law and sister-in-law has the tolerant attitude, but both sides must observe a criterion: Good deed of both sides should achieve to know when to stop, the sister-in-law cannot compete, destroys elder sister's happiness, the brother-in-law should not excessively uses/gives Ai, affects lifelong of sister-in-law. 尽管民间对于姐夫与小姨子之间的关系持有宽容的态度,但是双方必须遵守一条准则:双方的好事应该做到适可而止,小姨子不可喧宾夺主,破坏姐姐的幸福,姐夫也不该过分施爱,影响小姨子的终身。 Especially in the sister-in-law is married at this matter, the brother-in-law cannot be due to the selfishness, but intervenes willfully, may not have long-term and occupies the meaning of sister-in-law, particularly after the sister-in-law gets married, cannot maintain this special romantic relations encouragingly forcefully. 尤其是在小姨子谈婚论嫁这件事上,姐夫不可出于私心而横加干预,更不可有长期兼占小姨子之意,尤其是在小姨子嫁人之后,不可勉为其难地强行维持这种特殊的浪漫关系。 Naturally this basically is ancient people, now the society opened, like the ancient times, the girl front door, two did not step, daily is defending family's little plot of land, the man of contact, was not the father and younger brother these close relatives, remaining brothers-in-law. 当然这基本上是古代人,现在社会开放了,也不像古代一样,女孩子大门不出,二门不迈的,天天就守着家里的一亩三分地,接触的男人,不是父亲、弟弟这些至亲,就剩下姐夫了。 Therefore the present girl compares the common man to have the favorable impression to the brother-in-law, but also is insufficient to have anything, is only a Huaxia several thousand years of tradition, is not a short time can change. 所以现在的女孩子对姐夫比一般的男人有好感,还不至于发生什么,只是华夏几千年的传统,也不是一时半会能改变的。 The sister-in-law who has not gotten married is still acting half wife role, so long as elder sister is not, or not convenient time , helping take care of the brother-in-law. 很多还未嫁人的小姨子还在扮演着“半个老婆”的角色,只要自己姐姐不在,或者不方便的时候,帮忙照顾姐夫。 Naturally each other has the relations, is extremely a few, how regardless of after all to pull, it is contrary to the moral principle to come, let alone, the present girl vision is very higher. 当然彼此发生关系的,还是极其少数的,毕竟无论怎么扯,它都有违伦理道德来的,更何况,现在的女孩子眼界都很高的。
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