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#38: Opening the ballots

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„Haha, Uncle, now this society is such, the woman is such strange one flock of animals, for the business, does not have the means even again disgustingly. You looked, had this, other did not matter.” The leaf glory swings the one hundred dollar bill in hand to say with a laugh. “哈哈,大叔,现在这个社会就是这样的啊,女人就是这么奇怪的一群动物,为了生意,就算是再恶心也没有办法啊。你看,有了这个,其它的都无所谓了。”叶荣耀笑呵呵的摆动着手中的百元大钞说道。 „Yes, the richness is a Sir, it seems like your uncle I learned one to incur, this must remember, thanks.” The old man said with a smile “是啊,有钱就是大爷,看来你大叔我又学到了一招了,这得记下,谢谢啊。”老头笑着说道 Leaf glory in any case also nothing, such has that old man in one not one and nearby is chatting, this can also kill some bored time not. 叶荣耀反正也没有什么事,就这么的有一句的没一句的和边上的那个老头聊着天,这样也可以打发一些无聊的时间不是嘛。 , The leaf glory front person were also gradually many, but does grocery shopping mostly, is some „old customer”, had bought the vegetables his here yesterday. But these rookies one, but asked a price, majority , left without delay directly, to is nearby that old man, this time study was intelligent, „big younger sister, eldest sister and beautiful woman” keeping calling, to was snatched many business by him. However the leaf glory does not care. 渐渐的,叶荣耀前面的人也多了起来,不过大部分买菜的,都是一些“老顾客”,都是昨天在他这里买过蔬菜的。而那些新人一来,只是问了一下价钱,大部分的,二话不说的,就直接离开了,到是边上那个老头,这次学聪明了,“大妹子、大姐、美女”的叫个不停,到是被他抢去了很多的生意。不过叶荣耀也不在意。 Instead is these old customers, with some people who they bring, no matter leaf glory here sells expensively, they recognize leaf glory, even if nearby that old man called again of pleasant to hear, they have not paid attention. Naturally, they come in first are also complained that the leaf glory has not been placed the stall in the original place today, making their one easy to look, when this time, the leaf glory also knows, their which were the old customers. 反而是那些老顾客,和他们带来的一些人,不管叶荣耀这里卖得多贵,他们都是认准了叶荣耀似的,就算是边上那个老头叫得再好听,他们也都没有理会。当然了,他们进来第一句也都是埋怨叶荣耀今天没有在原地方摆摊位,让他们一阵好找,每到这个时候,叶荣耀也就知道,他们哪些是老顾客了。 These old customers, many sold one time, even if they could not finish eating, but can also give to the relative, this world, whose also few relatives and friends, met like this good thing, they have not taken away to show off. 那些老顾客,很多的都是一次性卖了很多的,就算是他们自己吃不完,还可以送给亲戚啊,这个世界,谁还没有几个亲戚和朋友啊,遇到了这样的好东西,他们还不拿去炫耀一下啊。 By as the matter stands, their many people, buys is 10-20 jin (0.5 kg) buying, this lets the nearby many very curious, they do not know that leaf glory here sells expensively, why also some people buy so many. 以这样一来,他们很多的人,一买就是10-20斤的买,这让边上的很多人都十分的好奇,他们不知道叶荣耀这里卖得那么贵,为什么还有人买那么多。 However the Heavenly Dynasty person is likes buying to rise does not buy to fall, this goes shopping is also same, saw that many people buy them to think is the good thing, will follow, why this is also the nearby island country (Japan) lives the earthquake, the Heavenly Dynasty can have the reason that snatches the salt event. 不过天朝人就是喜欢买涨不买跌,这买东西也是一样,看到很多的人买他们就认为是好东西,也都会跟风,这也是为什么边上的岛国地生地震,天朝都可以发生抢盐事件的原因。 Therefore had the reasons of these old customers, quick, the nearby some do not know the person who situation also encircled slowly, one person of several jin (0.5 kg), quick, the vegetables on leaf glorious outdoor shop sold out. Around this also just one hour, leaf glory over a thousand jin (0.5 kg) vegetable/dish of including potato not to remain. 所以正是有了这些老顾客的原因,很快的,边上一些不知情况的人也都慢慢的围了过来,一人几斤的,很快的,叶荣耀摊子上的蔬菜都被卖光了。这前后也只不过才一个小时而已,叶荣耀的上千斤的菜连一个土豆都没有留下来。 This makes nearby some people of watching the fun be startled dumbfoundedly, this, naturally, their most people also looked at freshly, these have not bought the vegetable/dish, did not matter, after all most of them were also watch the fun. 这让边上一些看热闹的人都惊得目瞪口呆的,这样也可以啊,当然了,他们大多数人也只是看个新鲜而已,那些没有买到菜的,也无所谓了,毕竟他们大多数也都是看热闹的而已。 They do not know where leaf glory here thing is good, but saw that others are snatching, they also want to buy. 他们根本就不知道叶荣耀这里的东西好在哪里,只是看到别人在抢,他们也想要买一点而已。 Most depressed was leaf glorious nearby that old man, he was still saying a moment ago leaf glory so many vegetables/dishes were impossible to buy, finally arrived, the vegetable/dish of leaf glory not only sold-out, was he also occupies the leaf more glorious the light, his vegetable/dish also by the person who some did not know the situation snatching up. 最郁闷的就要数叶荣耀边上那个老头了,他刚才还在说叶荣耀那么多的菜不可能买得完呢,结果到好,叶荣耀的菜不但卖完了,就是他也占了叶荣耀一些光,他的菜也被一些不知道情况的人给抢光了。 Usually his these vegetables/dishes, even if sells for day, may not sell-out, but passing a while, the management has not even come to go to work this morning, his vegetable/dish sold-out. 要知道,平时他这些菜,就算是卖一天,也不一定能卖完的,可是今天早上才过去一会儿呢,连城管都还没有来上班,他的菜就卖完了。 This let buy the old man sentiments of dozens new year's dishes by what Kan, thinking, old man cool, this person, really can be exasperating. 这让买了几十年菜的老头情以何堪啊,想着,老头心里就哇哇凉,这人比人,真是可以气死人啊。 „Little brother I first walked one step, has not come while the present management, I must walk, otherwise waits unable to get away.” “小兄弟我先走一步了啊,趁现在城管还没有来,我得走了,要不然等会就走不了。” That old man looked oneself vegetable/dish bought, were not many remains said a hello after leaf Rongyao left. 那个老头一看自己的菜都买完了,也不多留和叶荣耀打了一声招呼之后就离开了。 leaf Rongyao smiled, had not said, he himself also tidies up these vegetable leaves of ground, threw in not the far trash can them. 叶荣耀笑了一下,也没有多说,他自己也把地上的那些菜叶收拾一下,把它们丢到了不远的垃圾桶里去了。 leaf Rongyao thinks, bought several packets of smoke in nearby discussing, walked toward that market house, he wanted to open a ticket to be good. 叶荣耀想了一下,就在边上的商量里买了几包烟,朝着那市场管理所走了过去,他想要过去开个票好了。 He later must mix here, he does not want to be held what small feet by these people, a tax of stall does not have many in any case, he does not lack this. He handed over good. 他以后还得在这里混呢,他可不想被那些人抓住了什么小脚,反正一个摊位的税也没有多少,他也不缺这点。他还是交了的好。 The sound that after all today he makes is big, in this world, been jealous person may be not infrequent. If made these people pass to the ear of this management today's matter, may not feel better at the day of later generations glory , the management of Huaxia country's high battle efficiency branch of the services that but the entire world becomes famous. 毕竟今天他弄出来的动静不小,这个世界上,眼红的人的可不在少数。要是让那些人把今天的事情传到了这城管的耳朵里,以后叶荣耀的日子可就不好过了,要知道,华夏国的城管可是全世界出了名的高战斗力兵种。 Thinks these news that on the television see, the leaf glory does not dare to do with these management immediately right. Even if leaf glory such countryside lazy person, had heard the management of Huaxia country's they were known as fights with the fists the European feudal lords and feet to kick North American Citigroup, on to shoot the airplane, under to be able a second of tank, to go to sea to extinguish the aircraft carrier and flying to hit the expert of satellite. 只是想想电视上看到的那些新闻,叶荣耀顿时就不敢和那些城管做对了。哪怕叶荣耀这样的乡下懒人,也听说过华夏国的城管他们可是号称拳打欧洲诸侯、脚踢北美花旗、上能打飞机、下能秒坦克、下海灭航母、飞天打卫星的牛人啊。 Although was somewhat exaggerating. However can also see these management in the common people position, but the leaf glory he is also only ordinary common people. Although currently has a point fortuitous encounter, but he did not have to be able arrogantly with the situation that the invincible management does against. 虽然有些夸张了。不过也可以看出这些城管在老百姓心里的地位了,而叶荣耀他也只是一个普通的老百姓而已。虽然现在有了一点的奇遇,不过他还没有自大到可以和无敌城管对着干的地步。 „Some people in?” leaf Rongyao arrived at outside that office to knock a door gently. “有人在吗？”叶荣耀走到那办公室外面轻轻的敲了一下门。 „Does, had not seen that we are still having the breakfast?” “干什么的,没看到我们还在吃早餐吗？” Suddenly the gate hit, revealed an light/only head light/only, in addition on that head, big scabs, looked that the opposite party is the type that type can frighten the crying child. 突然门打了开来,露出了一个光光的脑袋,再加上那脑袋上,一个大大的伤疤,一看对方就是那种可以吓哭小孩的类型。 „Hehe, Big brother, this packet of smoke you take pulling out, these big brothers have, disturbing several to really be embarrassed, my did not set up a vegetables outdoor shop in the market, later must several brothers to look.” “呵呵,大哥,这包烟您拿着抽,这几位大哥都有啊,打扰了几位真是不好意思,我这不是在市场上摆了一个蔬菜摊子嘛,以后还得要几位兄弟多关照一下呢。” leaf Rongyao noticed that revealed several heads from that hurrying took the smoke that just bought, as should be apparent, these people heard to be good to run. 叶荣耀看到从那门里又露出了几个脑袋,赶紧的把刚买的烟拿了出来,很显然的是,这些人是听到有好处了才跑出来的。 „Said, says, looked on your boy such share, later our elder brother several will certainly look after well your. Haha.” “好说,好说,看在你小子这么上道的份上,以后我们哥几个一定会好好的关照你的。哈哈。” „That first thanked fellow brothers, un was this, my vegetable/dish, sold-out a moment ago, my did not prepare to walk, is thinking the tax has not handed over, therefore troubled everyone to give a ticket, hehe......” leaf glory saying with a laugh. “那就先谢谢各位兄弟了,嗯是这样的,我的菜呢,刚才卖完了,我这不是准备走了吗,想着税还没有交呢,所以麻烦各位给开个票呗,嘿嘿……”叶荣耀笑呵呵的说道。 „Haha, said that says, big Liu, opened the ticket to this brothers, later looks, these dubious to trouble this brothers.” “哈哈,好说,好说,大刘,给这位兄弟开张票,以后都看着点,不要让那些不三不四的人去麻烦这位兄弟了。” „Yes, Brother Liu” the following person replied. “是,刘哥”后面的人都回答道。 „Relax the brothers, like your observing law and discipline person, are we most like, originally, like your situation, even if not open the ballots are not related , this market management also has the regulations, for the tax revenue of country, therefore we do not have the means that but relax, we open a monthly ticket to you, hehe.” Was saying he also winked a eye toward the leaf glory. “放心吧兄弟,像你这种遵纪守法的人,就是我们最喜欢的了,本来呢,像你这种的情况,就算是不开票也没有关系的,不过吧,这市场管理也是有规程的,为了国家的税收,所以我们也没办法,不过放心吧,我们给你开一个月票,嘿嘿。”说着他还朝着叶荣耀眨了一下眼睛。 „That thanked Brother Liu.” “那就谢谢刘哥了。” leaf Rongyao also smiles. It seems like oneself these packets of smoke deliver are worth. But these managers several different tickets, they will act according to the value of thing others sell to come the different tickets. 叶荣耀也笑。看来自己这几包烟送得还是很值得的啊。这些管理员可是有几种不同的票的,他们会根据别人卖的东西的价值来开不同的票。 But the monthly ticket that they said is a quite free ticket, moreover is a hiring by the month ticket, one-off junction enough tax money, no matter later the leaf glory will sell many not to look for him again, so long as in this ticket period, in the middle of this market, will be legitimate. 而他们所说的月票就是一种比较自由的票,而且是一种包月的票,一次性的交够税金,以后不管叶荣耀卖多少都不会再找他了,只要在这票期内,在这个市场当中,就是合法的。 Naturally, such ticket is the peddler who some sells the vegetable/dish for a long time will also open generally, the ordinary people engage in guerrilla warfare with them, bumped into on the junction, without bumping into them smiles. 当然了,这样的票一般也都是一些长期卖菜的小贩才会开的,一般的人都和他们打游击的,碰到了就交,没碰到他们就偷着乐。 Generally speaking, like this ticket, even if a person in leaf glory fixed stall does not want to open, cannot start out, this is in these fixed stalls to that market prepares, leaf glorious people like them is unqualified, but he does not care, just right, later he wants to sell the thing, did not need to fear. 一般来说,像这种票,就算是叶荣耀这种没有一个固定摊位的人想开,也都开不出,这可是给那市场里那些固定摊位准备的,叶荣耀他们这种人是不够格的,不过他也不在乎,这样正好,以后他想要卖东西,也就不用怕了。 What they said is of pleasant to hear, has not wanted one time with much money, so as to avoid sold-out the vegetable/dish to travel with the later generations glory every day, that cannot make them get up to stop up the leaf glory daily very early in the morning. 他们这些人说的是好听,还不是想要一次性的拿多一点钱,免得以后叶荣耀每天都卖完了菜就跑路了,那总不能让他们天天都一大早起来堵叶荣耀吧。 Actually, the leaf glory matter their many also listened to a point, they also just came, enters the market to hear many people at the discussion leaf glory matter. 其实,叶荣耀刚才的事情他们多少也听了一点,他们也是刚过来,一进市场就听到很多人在讨论叶荣耀的事情。 They were still a pity that has not come earlier, otherwise today can collect a sum of money. What has not thought will be the present leaf glory will deliver automatically, naturally, if the leaf glory will not come, they will prepare well tomorrow will let a class to him, making him know, their these management fierce of overstrength member. 他们还在可惜没有早点来呢,要不然今天就可以多收一笔钱了。没有想到的是现在叶荣耀会自动送上门来,当然了,如果叶荣耀不过来的话,他们可是准备明天好好的给他让一课的,让他知道,他们这些城管的编外成员的厉害。 However now a leaf glory such saying, they know certainly that a moment ago that person was he, in addition the leaf glory on said that so long as they rich with were OK, other does not manage, gave the leaf the glory to open a monthly ticket directly. 不过现在叶荣耀这么一说,他们当然知道刚才那个人就是他了,再加上叶荣耀这么上道,他们只要有钱拿就可以了,别的也不管了,直接就给叶荣耀开了一张月票。 As the matter stands, they later can also continue to have a long lazy sleep, the multi- incident was inferior that few incident, they receive money now, is not willing too many tossing about. 这样一来,他们以后也可以继续睡懒觉了,正所谓多一事不如少一事嘛,他们现在拿到了钱,也不愿意太多的折腾。 But the leaf glory was also very happy, after having this ticket him, few some troublesome, although he gave 1000 dollars for this reason. However he also feels the value. Today after all was only money that he receives has more than 5000, the investment of this point, was short of lots of troubles, he was also very happy. 而叶荣耀也很高兴,有了这票他以后也会少一些麻烦,虽然为此他给出去了一千块钱。不过他也觉得值。毕竟只是今天他收到的钱就有五千多了,这一点的投入,少了很多的麻烦,他也是很高兴的。 After handing over more than 1000, they are it can be said that happy, leaf glory careful put away the ticket, drove the electric tricycle to go home directly. 交了一千多之后,他们可以说是皆大欢喜啊,叶荣耀小心的把票放好了,直接开电动三轮车回家了。
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