„beautiful, the beautiful woman, the school, the school is colored.” “美,美女,校,校花。” Some dreadful male enunciations are not pointing at clear in the bustling place of oneself not far place and exactly two beautiful women, said to own friend. 猥琐男子有些口齿不清地指着在自己不远地方的红尘和恰好两美女,对自己的朋友说道。 „Un, but also is really the beautiful woman.” “嗯,还真的是美女啊。” The nearby man also turns the head to look, discovered that sits in not far away beautiful moving bustling place and exactly two females. 边上的男人也转头看,也发现坐在不远处美丽动人的红尘和恰好两女。 „They are the school flowers of Southern Zhejiang University Business school, is ranked first and second existence, they are more attractive than the picture.” The dreadful man after the computer was looking at one, to own man said. “她们都是浙南大学商学院的校花啊,还是排行第一和第二的存在,她们本人比照片还漂亮。”猥琐男子对着电脑看了一遍后,对自己身边的男子说道。 „Also are really they, never expected that we can also in the beautiful woman who in the reality meets the school flower rank.” “还真是的她们,没有想到咱们也能在现实中遇到校花级别的美女。” After nearby man also compares the piece looked at one, some surprised tunnels. 旁边的男子也对照片看了一眼后,有些吃惊地道。 „It seems like this is the God helps me.” The dreadful man said happily. “看来这是老天爷帮我啊。”猥琐男人开心地说道。 „How did your saying say?” The nearby man doubts place looks own friend asked. “你这话怎么说？”边上的男人疑惑地看着自己朋友问道。 „You looked, I just watched their pictures, they appear in my side, this is how big fate, this is not the God is helping me.” The dreadful man said excitedly. “你看,我刚看她们的照片,她们就出现在我的身边,这是多么大的缘分啊,这不是老天爷在帮我吗。”猥琐男子兴奋地说道。 „How do you want to do?” “你想怎么做啊？” The nearby male doubts place looks own friend asked. 边上男子疑惑地看着自己朋友问道。 „Naturally must soak them, even the God is helping me, if I do not soak them, is unfair to the God a good intention.” “当然要泡她们了,连老天爷都在帮我,我要是不泡她们,都对不起老天爷的一片好心。” The dreadful man said excitedly. Now the dreadful male brain is fantasizing, oneself go out, nearby the beautiful woman of two school flower levels, surrenders immediately, scene that oneself are surrounded by beautiful women. 猥琐男子激动地说道。现在猥琐男子满脑子在幻想着,自己一出门,边上的两位校花级的美女,立即投怀送抱,自己左拥右抱的情景。 „You?” “你行吗？” The nearby man suspected very much looks own friend asked. On the appearance of oneself this friend, if can have one „dinosaur” the girl of rank to have a liking for him to be good, but also wants to pursue the school flower level beautiful woman, simply is the wishful thinking. 边上的男子很是怀疑地看着自己的朋友问道。就自己这朋友的长相,要是能有一个“恐龙”级别的女孩子能看上他就不错了,还想追校花级美女,简直就是痴心妄想啊。 „Hehe, you looked how I pursue the school flower.” The dreadful man said, stands up the communication bustling place and here walks exactly. “呵呵,你就看我怎么把校花追到手吧。”猥琐男子说完,就站起来往红尘和恰好这边走来。 „Two beautiful women, can I sit here?” The dreadful man suspended one to think very natural posture, and said to the bustling place exactly. “两位美女,我可以坐这里吗？”猥琐男子摆了一个自认为很潇洒的姿势,对红尘和恰好说道。 „Do you sit there, you should not ask us, you should ask that sleeping uncle.” The bustling place continues to read. Does not lift said. “你坐不坐那里,你不应该问我们,你该问那位睡觉的大叔。”红尘继续看着书。头也不抬地说道。 Like this regarding man who said something to smooth things over, do not pay attention, otherwise, they will feel oneself had the opportunity, will be endless, the best way, do not respond them. The time was long, they feel senseless. Will walk. 对于这样来搭讪的男人,你就不要多理会,不然的话,他们就会觉得自己有机会,就会没完没了,最好的办法,就是不要搭理他们。时间久了,他们觉得无趣。就会自己走的。 „Hey, you awake.” “喂,你醒醒。” The dreadful man thought two beautiful women conquering by oneself charm, this was invites itself to sit to their opposite in disguised form, hurried to push to lie down said in the leaf glory on the seat sleeping. 猥琐男人自以为两位美女已经被自己的魅力给征服了,这是变相地邀请自己坐到她们的对面,就赶紧推推躺在座位上睡觉的叶荣耀说道。 Without the means that this leaf glory is lying down like this, occupied both positions, the dreadful man does not have the place to sit down. 没办法,这个叶荣耀这样躺着,把两个位置都占去了,猥琐男子没有地方坐下啊。 „Has the matter?” “有事？” The leaf glory really in „makes person” in the dream with own wife, was awakened by noise by this dreadful man, the mood asked uncomfortable. 叶荣耀真在梦里跟自己老婆在“造人”呢,被这猥琐男子吵醒,心情不爽地问道。 „You lie down like this are being the uncivilized behavior. Occupied others' seat.” “你这样躺着是不文明的行为。占了别人的座位。” The dreadful man said to the leaf glory. For was left behind himself by oneself before two beautiful women has the training good impression very much, the dreadful man said to the leaf glory with a way of rigid theorizing. 猥琐男子对叶荣耀说道。为了让自己在两位美女面前留下自己是很有修养的美好印象,猥琐男子用一种说教的方式对叶荣耀说道。 „Your position here?” leaf Rongyao has doubts asks. “你的位置在这里？”叶荣耀疑惑地问道。 „It is not.” “不是。” The dreadful man said. 猥琐男子说道。 „It is not, you manage so many to do, if felt the own idle egg hurts, goes to the washroom to play own egg.” “不是,你管那么多干嘛,要是觉得自己闲的蛋疼的话,去洗手间玩自己的蛋去。” leaf Rongyao disdains surface-to-surface to say. Obviously this is very long with the monkey same man, to pick up the opposite two beautiful women, this makes glory very not happy. When you pick up the little girl is not good, why to want , in the dream arrives at the key, awakens by noise itself, the leaf glorious mood is very uncomfortable. 叶荣耀不屑地地说道。很明显这个长得跟猴子一样的男子,为了泡自己对面的两个美女的,这让叶荣耀很不高兴。你什么时候泡妞不好,干嘛非要自己在梦里到关键的时候,过来吵醒自己,叶荣耀心情很不爽。 Also, this man long with the monkey dreadful appearance, feels all right to pick up the beautiful woman. Also does not scatter soaks the urine photo to look , do oneself match. 还有,就这个男人长的跟猴子似的猥琐样子,也好意思过来泡美女。也不撒一泡尿照照看,自己配不配。 The sad leaf glory, looks at this dreadful man in every possible way uncomfortable. 心情不好的叶荣耀,看这个猥琐男子就是百般地不爽。 „How you spoke, had good manners the appearance.” “你怎么说话的,懂不懂礼貌啊。” The dreadful man by a leaf glory such saying, was said immediately breathless. 猥琐男子被叶荣耀这么一说,立即气急败坏地说道。 „You are not the idle egg hurt, here I rest, why you awaken by noise me well.” The leaf glory stands. Is staring to look that the dreadful man said. “你不是闲的蛋疼,我在这里睡的好好的,你干嘛吵醒我。”叶荣耀站起来。瞪着眼睛看着猥琐男子说道。 „I, my deters your uncivilized behavior.” Such a was stared by the leaf glory, the dreadful man is somewhat afraid looks that the leaf glory said. “我,我这是制止你这种不文明的行为。”被叶荣耀这么一瞪,猥琐男子有些害怕地看着叶荣耀说道。 After all leaf glory one meter eight several height, tall and sturdy, this eye stares, regarding height, only then one meter six over dreadful man, but has the pressure. 毕竟叶荣耀一米八几的身高,人高马大的,这眼睛一瞪,对于身高只有一米六出头的猥琐男子来说,可是非常有压力的。 „Forget it, your what dirty idea, thinks that I don't know? Hurries to give me the make way, I thought that you are very uncomfortable.” The leaf glory said very much immodestly. “得了吧,你什么龌龊的想法,以为我不知道吗？赶紧给我闪开,我看你很不爽。”叶荣耀很不客气地说道。 „Do you want to do?” “你想干嘛？” Some dreadful male fears look that the leaf glory said. The dreadful male also is really afraid the leaf glory to hit him, after all the leaf glory present appearance does not seem like a good person. 猥琐男有些害怕地看着叶荣耀说道。猥琐男还真的害怕叶荣耀打他,毕竟叶荣耀现在的样子看起来不像是个好人。 „You said that do not make me begin to catch up with you to walk, in that case, you are unattractive.” The leaf glory immediate danger said. “你说呢,不要让我动手赶你走,那样的话,你就不好看了。”叶荣耀直接威胁道。 The leaf glory wants to bully the person actually not, really this dreadful male grows the face that stretch/open Qianren punched, visits him, the leaf glory has to plant to punch his impulsion. 倒不是叶荣耀想欺负人,实在这个猥琐男长了张欠人揍的脸,看着他,叶荣耀就有种想揍他的冲动。 „Excuse me, excuse me, Chen Yun you suffered a relapse, hurries.” “不好意思,不好意思,陈昀你又犯病了,赶紧回去。” Sat in the dreadful male man a moment ago, walked, was saying to leaf Rongyao the sound sorry, hurried to draw own friend to meet own seat. 刚才坐在猥琐男身边的男子,走过来,对着叶荣耀说了声对不起,就赶紧拉着自己的朋友会自己的座位了。 „Childish great, why you draw me, I have not soaked the school tweed.” A dreadful male Chen Yun face looks uncomfortable own friend said. “童稚伟,你干嘛拉我,我还没有泡校花呢。”猥琐男陈昀一脸不爽地看着自己的朋友说道。 „You resulted, but also soaks the school tweed, you want to be hit.” “你得了,还泡校花呢,你想被人打是吧。” Childish great looks speechless own friend said. Own this friend really gets sick heavy, the long dreadfulness did not say, but also the special narcissism, he does not look in a mirror, does oneself this appearance match on others two big beautiful women? 童稚伟无语地看着自己的朋友说道。自己这个朋友真的病的不轻啊,长的猥琐不说,还特自恋,他也不照照镜子,自己这长相配的上人家两位大美女吗？ „Anyone, who dares to hit me.” Chen Yun is not convinced said. “谁,谁敢打我。”陈昀不服气地说道。 „You, if felt oneself can hit that big, you in the past, I did not block you.” Childish great points at the leaf glory to say to oneself friend. “你要是觉得自己能打的过那个高大个,你就过去,我不拦你。”童稚伟指着叶荣耀对自己的朋友说道。 „I, I, consider as finished I not to haggle over with him generally.” “我,我,算了我不跟他一般计较。” Chen Yun looks like leaf glory several types, shrinks the neck to say. Chen Yun also really feared that the leaf glory hits him, although the beautiful woman is good, if has not poured into, must be hit, such matter, Chen Yunke does not want to do. 陈昀看来叶荣耀几样,缩缩脖子说道。陈昀还真的怕叶荣耀打他,美女虽然好,可是要是都还没有泡上,就要被人打一顿,这样的事情,陈昀可不想干。 ...... …… „Thank you.” “谢谢你。” After the dreadful male carried off by his friend, the bustling place to sitting said in the opposite leaf glory. The bustling place is very clear, the opposite this man drives away that dreadful male, oneself this all the way, it is estimated that must be tired by that dreadful male. 等猥琐男被他朋友拉走后,红尘对坐在自己对面的叶荣耀说道。红尘很明白,要不是自己对面这个男人把那个猥琐男赶走,自己这一路上,估计要被那个猥琐男烦死了。