ICMMWLD :: Volume #4

#334: The virus is in flood


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Eight, what's all this about?” “八嘎,这是怎么回事?” The mountains and plains young vice minister looks at oneself computer dumbfounded, now the mountains and plains young vice minister cannot control oneself computer, how to move the mouse, the computer had not responded. 山野小侍郎傻眼地看着自己的电脑,现在山野小侍郎根本就控制不住自己的电脑了,怎么动鼠标,电脑都没有反应。 Even if the mountains and plains young vice minister restarts the computer not to have the effect several times, so long as clicks on any procedure/program, the computer runs up to the picture that this fatty urinates, particularly saw picture both sides that to the pair of paying new year's call, the mountains and plains young vice minister people wants insanely, this is insulting itself simply. 哪怕山野小侍郎重启电脑几次都没有效果,只要点击任何程序,电脑就跑到这个胖子撒尿的图片上,尤其是看到图片两侧那对拜年的对子,山野小侍郎人都要疯了,这简直是在辱骂自己啊。 The air/Qi results in the mountains and plains young vice minister really to pound the computer, but has not waited for the mountains and plains young vice minister to intend to pound the computer, the table nearby telephone rang. 气得山野小侍郎真想砸电脑,不过还不等山野小侍郎出手砸电脑,桌子边上的电话响了起来。 Eight, the mountains and plains young vice minister, you do not want to do, does not want to do, immediately rolls to me......” “八嘎,山野小侍郎,你是不是不想干了,不想干了,立即给我滚……” The Yamomato young vice minister picks up the phone to open the mouth, the boss of telephone that head, is the vice-president in company, opened the mouth to curse angrily. 山本小侍郎拿起电话都开没有开口,电话那头的上司,也就是公司的副社长,就怒气冲冲地开口大骂起来了。 President, I, I how?” The Yamomato young vice minister in a terrified way asked. “社长,我,我怎么了?”山本小侍郎惶恐地问道。 Now the economy of island country (Japan) is not very booming, the unemployment rate continually is rising, if oneself were really dismissed by the company, to look for the work of high wages too to be like this difficult, the company in island country (Japan) regards as important an employment experience of person let alone specially, but had been dismissed the person, many companies will not enroll. 现在岛国的经济很不景气,失业率在不断地上升,要是自己真的被公司开除了,要想找这样的高工资的工作就太难了,更何况岛国的公司特别看重一个人的就业经历,只是是被开除过的人,很多公司都不会录取的。 How you, you said that you sent what mail to me a moment ago, now my computer is poisoned, gives back to me to pay new year's call, I thought that you do not want to live.” “你怎么了,你说你刚才给我发了什么邮件,现在我电脑都中毒了,还给我拜年呢,我看你是不想活了。” The vice-president anger said fully. No matter what whose computer contact surface springs such contact surface, the mood, this will not be cursing itself simply. 副社长火气十足地说道。任谁的电脑界面弹出那样的界面,心情都不会好,这简直是在诅咒自己啊。 President, I, I had not sent what mail to you a moment ago!” “社长,我,我刚才没有给你发过什么邮件啊!” The mountains and plains young vice minister quickly answered. The mountains and plains young vice minister is very clear, today a day, oneself have not sent what mail to the vice-president. After all today is new year first day goes to work, can have anything. 山野小侍郎急忙解释道。山野小侍郎可是很清楚,今天一天,自己都没有给副社长发过什么邮件了。毕竟今天才是新年的第一天上班啊,能有什么事情啊。 Your boy had not acknowledged that good, you will be waiting for the dismissal book of company tomorrow.” The vice-president was angry, says the words to make the telephone call. “你小子还不承认,好,你明天就等着公司的解雇书吧。”副社长一生气,撂下话就挂了电话。 President I......” “社长我……” The mountains and plains young vice minister must explain anything, in the telephone passes on the busy signal. 山野小侍郎还要解释什么,电话里传过来忙音。 Ended. Ended.” “完了。完了了。” The mountains and plains young vice minister stupidly thought aloud that sighed said. 山野小侍郎傻傻地自言自语地叹气地说道。 Right, definitely was in this computer the virus, sent the mail automatically.” “对,肯定是这电脑中病毒了,自动发邮件。” The mountains and plains young vice minister remembers himself to receive the mail of big boss bewilderedly, bewildered one pile of additive devices, definitely are that mail create oneself computer poison, after oneself computer is poisoned, controls own computer to send the virus mail forcefully. 山野小侍郎想起自己莫名其妙地收到大老板的邮件,莫名其妙的一堆乱码,肯定是那封邮件造成自己的电脑中毒,自己电脑中毒后,又强行控制自己的电脑发病毒邮件。 Thinks of here, the mountains and plains young vice minister could not bear scold a mother, hurried the computer to force to close down quickly. To prevent the computer from continue send the virus mail. 想到这里,山野小侍郎忍不住骂了声娘,赶紧赶快自己电脑强制关机。想阻止自己电脑继续发送病毒邮件。 Those but who make the mountains and plains young vice minister frightened is, his computer was unexpectedly automatic restarts, if oneself anything were motionless, can see clearly own computer is sending the mail to the person who oneself were familiar with unceasingly. 可是让山野小侍郎恐惧的是,他的电脑竟然自动又重新启动了,如果自己什么都不动的话,可以清楚地看着自己的电脑在不断地给自己熟悉的人发邮件。 So long as move any keyboard of computer, the computer presents the fatty the contact surface that urinates immediately in the grave mound, the computer immediately not by the autogenous control, be at a condition of locking. 可是只要自己动一下电脑的任何键盘,电脑立即出现胖子在坟头撒尿的界面,电脑立即不受自己控制,处于一种锁定的状态。 Ended, was incurable. The mountains and plains young vice minister can only capture the power line of computer reluctantly, this was the mountains and plains small vice minister final means. Because the mountains and plains young vice minister discovered, even if oneself give to capture the mesh wire, the notebook can also connect it unexpectedly to receive automatically, cracked the password landing directly, but also continued the outbreak poisonous mail. 完了,没救了。山野小侍郎只能无奈地拔掉自己电脑的电源线,这是山野小侍郎最后的办法了。因为山野小侍郎发现,哪怕自己把网线给拔掉,笔记本电脑竟然还能自动连接到它可以接收到的,直接破解密码给登陆了,还继续发病毒邮件。 The same matter appears in island many places. 同样的事情在岛国很多地方出现。 „Did my idol send the mail to me unexpectedly?” “我的偶像竟然给我发邮件了?” A man opens the mail excitedly, sees only skewers of additive devices. Then is less than ten minutes, the contact surface of computer presented a fatty the dynamic chart that urinates in the grave mound. 一个男子激动地打开邮件,只见一串串乱码。接着不到十分钟,电脑的界面出现了一个胖子在坟头撒尿的动态图。 The computer paralyzed thoroughly. 电脑彻底瘫痪了。 Good, my goddess sent in the video dialogue invitation to me.” A young man clicked on acceptance happily. “太好了,我的女神给我发来视频对话邀请了。”一位年轻的男子开心地点击了接受。 The computer paralyzed thoroughly. 电脑彻底瘫痪了。 Un, this news some meanings? These two male stars fight unexpectedly, must open has a look. What reason causes two people to fight.” “嗯,这个新闻有些意思?这两个一线男明星竟然打架,一定要打开看看。到底什么原因造成两人打架的。” A female student looks at an information that oneself computer shot, finds it interesting, selected. 一位女生看了自己电脑弹出来的一条信息,觉得有趣,就点开了。 The contact surface of quick computer presented a fatty the dynamic chart that urinates in the grave mound. 很快电脑的界面出现了一个胖子在坟头撒尿的动态图。 The computer paralyzed thoroughly. 电脑彻底瘫痪了。 ...... …… Was finished, this virus was too fierce, the anti-virus software could not kill!” “完蛋了,这病毒太厉害了,杀毒软件都杀不了啊!” My computer also by virus occupying, anything cannot move, can only look that a fatty urinates in the grave mound, who this virus does, was really lacking virtue.” “我的电脑也被病毒给占了,什么都动不了了,只能看一个胖子在坟头撒尿,这病毒谁做的,实在是太缺德了。” This makes this viral the person, really should suffer thousand blades.” “这做出这种病毒的人,真是该挨千刀。” Pulled out to shoot him him cheaply.” “把他拉出去枪毙了都便宜了他。” Who this small four are, is the name of this viral manufacturer? Really was too lacking virtue.” “这个小肆是谁,是这个病毒制造者的名字吗?实在是太缺德了。” In January 2016 7 th, 3 o'clock, the computer of island country (Japan) unexpectedly 1/3 small four paid new year's call in the afternoon virus to the invasion, was paralyzed. 2016年正月初七,下午三点30,岛国的电脑竟然有三分之一被“小肆来拜年”病毒给侵入,陷入瘫痪。 In the afternoon 3 o'clock, the island government and island virus centers and five anti-virus software company unions sounded the viral red warning urgently. 下午三点40,岛国政府、岛国病毒中心、五个杀毒软件公司联合紧急发出了病毒红色警报。 This is in the past ten years, the country sounds the viral red warning for the first time, this is very serious network accident. 这是近十年来,首次有一个国家发出病毒红色警报,这是非常严重的网络事故。 In the afternoon 3 o'clock, the world computer network virus center also sounds the viral red warning to the entire world, at this time, the vision of the world stared to the island country (Japan). 下午三点50,世界网络病毒中心也向全世界发出病毒红色警报,这时候,全世界的目光都盯向了岛国。 „, The hackers and in the network security expert island country (Japan) is not very fierce, how to make a network of country capturing by the virus.” “不会吧,岛国的黑客和网络安全专家还是很厉害的,怎么会让一个国家的网络被病毒给攻陷啊。” Eagle country hackers somewhat have doubts ask to a country hacker. 一位鹰国黑客有些疑惑地向一位枚国黑客问道。 I don't know either, in island these small four pay new year's call now ‚’ the computer, my simply enters cannot kick, does not know that what this virus is.” A country hacker face said depressed. “我也不知道啊,现在岛国那些中‘小肆来拜年’的电脑,我根本进攻不进去,根本不知道这个病毒是什么样的。”枚国黑客一脸郁闷地说道。 You could not decode, were you world hacker ranking's fifth existence?” The hackers in eagle country's said surprised. “你都破解不了,你可是世界黑客排行榜第五的存在啊?”鹰国的黑客吃惊地说道。 Now do not say that my this hacker ranking's fifth did not have the means to decode, was the second hacker, now is also one confused.” The country hackers said. “现在不要说我这个黑客排行榜第五没有办法破解了,就是排行第二的黑客,现在也是一头迷茫呢。”枚国黑客说道。 As for world hacker ranking's first existence, because was betrayed by own girlfriend, now still squats in the prison. 至于世界黑客排行榜第一的存在,因为被自己的女朋友出卖,现在还在监狱里蹲在呢。 This virus is so fierce, couldn't the second hackers decode unexpectedly continually?” The hackers in eagle country's said unbelievable. “这病毒这么厉害,竟然连排行第二的黑客都破解不了?”鹰国的黑客难以置信地说道。 „The hackers according to island country (Japan) said, this new virus may the automatic variation worm virus, be very difficult to decode, now already variation 20 times, but also the variation, simply is without means to decode unceasingly.” The hackers in country's said. “据岛国的黑客说,这个新病毒是可自动变异的蠕虫病毒,十分难破解,现在都已经变异了二十次了,还在不断地变异,根本没有办法破解啊。”枚国的黑客说道。 Now this world is ranked the fifth hacker, wishes one could to fly the island country (Japan) under the experience this small four pay new year's call the might of virus now, but flies to the flight of island country (Japan) to be cancelled now, only if you were ride the military airplane in the past. 现在这位世界排行第五的黑客,恨不得现在飞到岛国去体验下这个“小肆来拜年”的病毒的威力,只是现在飞往岛国的航班都被取消了,除非你是坐军用飞机过去。 Also can the automatic variation virus, this too be also terrorist.” “还能自动变异的病毒,这也太恐怖了吧。” The hackers in eagle country's said surprised. Must know that viral generally not automatic variation, is under the manual control the variation. 鹰国的黑客吃惊地说道。要知道病毒一般都不会自动变异的,都是人工控制下变异的。 ...... …… The world computer network virus center also sounds the viral red warning after the entire world, the governments and networks of various countries change the poisonous center also immediately to sound the viral red warning. 世界网络病毒中心也向全世界发出病毒红色警报后,各国的政府和网络变毒中心也随即发出了病毒红色警报。 However quick, in 4 : 30 pm, a country first drops to the orange warning the computer network virus red warning, all countries in the world drop to the orange warning the computer network virus red warning in abundance. 不过很快,在下午 4 点半的时候,枚国首先把网络病毒红色警报降至橙色警报,紧接着世界各国都纷纷地把网络病毒红色警报降至橙色警报。 Because they discovered, this type new small four pay new year's call the virus only aims at Japanese system the computer, will not have any influence on the computer systems of any other languages. 因为他们发现,这种新型的“小肆来拜年”的病毒只针对日语系统的电脑,对其它任何语言的电脑系统都不会产生任何的影响。 In other words this small four pay new year's call the computer of viral to Japanese system is a fearful virus, to the computers of other language systems is an invalid procedure/program. 也就是说这“小肆来拜年”的病毒对日语系统的电脑是一种可怕的病毒,对其它的语言系统的电脑是一个无效的程序。
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