ICMMWLD :: Volume #23

#2248: Luck?


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I......” “我……” The young man was said the face to be red by oneself girlfriend, wants to refute, actually does not know how should refute. 年轻男子被自己女朋友说得脸都红了,想要反驳,却不知道该怎么反驳。 This face hurts! 这脸疼啊! By a nine -year-old little girl hitting the face, but also no means explained to own girlfriend. 被一个九岁的小女孩给打脸了,还没办法跟自己女朋友解释。 ...... …… „Did you with the wrong cell phone, regard the sample machine to deliver the ordinary new three stars cell phone?” “你是不是拿错手机了,把普通的新款三星手机当成样品机送上去了?” The head of this activity is frowning to that delivered the staff who the cell phone mounts the stage to ask a moment ago. 这活动的负责人皱着眉头对那个刚才送手机上台的工作人员问道。 I...... I do not know......” “我……我也不知道……” This staff said anxiously. 这位工作人员紧张地说道。 Looks the phone screen that oneself deliver was easily broken by a nine -year-old little girl, this staff also lack self-confidence. 看着自己送上去的手机屏幕被一个九岁大的小女孩给轻易砸碎,这位工作人员心里也没有底了。 To money......” “给钱……” To money......” “给钱……” Hurries to give money......” “赶紧给钱……” The people under stage create a disturbance shout. 台下的人们起哄地喊道。 At this time, everyone is looking at the joke of this three stars cell phone sales workers. 这时候,大家都在看这三星手机销售人员的笑话。 Hears under the stage creating a disturbance of people, this head knows that the situation is not wonderful, plan that because they have not prepared to give money. 听到台下人们的起哄,这位负责人知道情况不妙,因为他们根本就没有准备送钱的计划。 A moment ago to that more than 5000 dollars, the money in head pocket pulling out spatially. 刚才给那五千多块钱,已经把负责人口袋里的钱给掏空了。 This does not have the place to put out so many cash all of a sudden. 这一下子也没有地方拿出那么多现金。 You take the money in pocket, waited for the activity to finish gives back to you again.” “你们把口袋里的钱都拿出来,等活动结束再还给你们。” Moves the head to make the staff give to pull out to give him the money of pocket. 活动负责人让工作人员把口袋的钱都给掏出来给他。 Especially looks under this stage also some people's in video recording and photograph, the surrounded person are getting more and more, this head knows that cannot drag, after sufficiently collecting money, mounts the stage immediately, although drops the blood at heart, but on the face must maintain the smile to give money toot toot. 尤其是看这台下还有人在录像和拍照,围观的人越来越多,这位负责人知道不能拖了,凑够钱后立马地上台,虽然心里滴血,可脸上还要保持微笑地把钱递给嘟嘟。 Naturally most important saves the scene, cannot by this little miss screwing up this propaganda activity. 当然最重要的就是救场,不能被这小姑娘给搞砸了这次宣传活动。 His pretense walks the cell phone that inspected to break to pieces, immediately a face suddenly, turned around to take up the microphone say/way: Fellow friends, just appeared accidentally/surprisingly, I looked, this cell phone is not we make the cell phone of activity today, was we definitely is our staff gives with carelessly is wrong.” 他假模假样地走过去检查了一下碎掉的手机,随即一脸恍然,转身拿起话筒道:“各位朋友,刚刚出现了一点意外,我看了一下,这个手机不是今天我们做活动的手机,是我们肯定是我们工作人员粗心大意给拿错了。” With mistakenly, so that's how it is!” “拿错了,原来如此!” Indeed, my Sir cannot break this phone screen, how her nine -year-old girl has that strength to break this phone screen.” “我说呢,我一个大人都砸不碎这手机屏幕,她一个九岁大女孩子怎么有那个力气砸碎这手机屏幕。” This staff were too careless, even the cell phone can take wrong, made me is misunderstood the request by others, is really the injustice!” “这工作人员太粗心了,连手机都能拿错,弄的我被别人误解成托,实在是冤啊!” Wife, you listens, you listen, is not my strength is inferior to this little girl, but was this staff takes the wrong cell phone.” “老婆,你听听,你听听,不是我力气不如这小女孩,而是这工作人员拿错手机了。” These mounted the stage not to break the person of cell phone a moment ago like discovery new continent, because has experienced personally, was naturally clear that phone screen is firm. 那些刚才上台没有砸碎手机的人就像发现新大陆似的,因为是亲自体验过,自然清楚那手机屏幕多么坚固。 Naturally most people do not believe the words of this head. 当然大部分人不相信这负责人的话。 Why saying that the cell phone took wrong!” “凭什么说手机拿错了!” Yes, the cell phone quality is not good had not acknowledged!” “就是,手机质量不行还不承认!” Really was too shameless!” “实在是太无耻了!” „The phone screen that so many people could not break a moment ago, a little girl hammer crushed, not also with wrong cell phone?” “刚才那么多人砸不碎的手机屏幕,人家小女孩一锤就击碎了,不会也是拿错手机了吧?” Hehe, that is because front pounds the people of cell phone is the requests, seems like pounds layer on layer/heavily, actually has not made an effort.” “呵呵呵,那是因为前面砸手机的人都是托,看起来重重砸下去,其实根本就没有用力。” Hears under this stage the discussion of people, that head criticizes, but did not haggle over these times at this time, but how to give the explanation this matter in the past. 听到这台下人们的议论声,那位负责人心里暗骂,不过这时候不是计较这些的时候,而是如何地把这事情给解释过去。 I must here for the first time with everyone statement, a moment ago by this little miss the quality problem that the cell phone that crushes is not our phone screen, this point asked everyone to feel relieved.” “我在这里要跟大家声明下,刚才被这小姑娘第一次击碎的手机不是我们的手机屏幕的质量问题,这一点请大家放心。” I gave everyone under the explanation a moment ago that phone screen by this little miss to the crushing reason, a moment ago that cell phone to our shop in time, in our shop has made a series of tests and hammers pounds.” “我给大家解释下刚才那块手机屏幕之所以被这小姑娘给击碎原因,刚才那部手机到我们店里的时候,我们店里已经做了一系列测试和锤砸。” Just at the scene, that phone screen made an effort to rap the hammer by more than 30 audience, what although is this phone screen uses is the bulletproof glass material, but also has the boundary, for example raps the number of times to be too much in the same point, will cause the screen intensity to weaken, lets this cell phone situated in critical online, actually has the fissure, but in the surface has not shown.” “刚刚在现场上,那手机屏幕又被三十多位观众用力敲击锤击,虽然是这手机屏幕使用的是防弹玻璃材料,但是也有界限的,比如在同一个点上敲击次数过多,就会造成屏幕强度减弱,让这手机处于临界线上,其实已经有裂痕了,只不过表面上并没有展现出来。” However this little girl happen to patted in the screen fracture, this caused the screen to damage, this was not the screen quality problem, but was this little miss gives to pick up a bargain, has saying that the luck of this little miss was really good.” “而这小女孩子正好拍在了屏幕断裂面上,这才导致屏幕破损的,这不是屏幕质量问题,而是这小姑娘给捡了个便宜,不得不说这小姑娘的运气真好。” This head explained to everyone from the specialized angle. 这位负责人从专业角度给大家解释了一遍。 Naturally is the fact this, this head also lacks self-confidence, but this situation, this head will be will not admit this new three stars phone screen quality problem now absolutely. 当然事实是不是这样的,这位负责人心里也没有底,不过现在这种情况,这位负责人是绝对不会承认这新款三星手机屏幕质量问题。 Real false?” “真的假的啊?” Hehe, this was hit the face, hit to hurt, was injures oneself in putting on a vain show to refuse stubbornly to acknowledge completely!” “呵呵,这是被打脸了,打疼了,完全是打肿脸充胖子死不承认啊!” I thought that this explanation is a little forced?” “我觉得这个解释有点牵强啊?” Phone screen that little girls can break, added that with bulletproof glass material manufacture, I do not believe.” “一个小女孩都能砸碎的手机屏幕,还说是用防弹玻璃材料制作的,我可不相信。” I thought that the explanation is also passable, the intensity of anything has the limit, once after this limit were broken, is frail, this phone screen after the hammers of so many people, has been in the critical line, this little miss just by chance, how possibly so many adults do not have the means to break this phone screen otherwise, a nine -year-old little girl can break this phone screen.” “我觉得解释也说得过去,任何东西的强度都是有极限的,一旦这极限被打破后,就非常脆弱,这手机屏幕经过那么多人的锤击,已经处于临界线了,这小姑娘刚好碰巧,要不然怎么可能那么多成年人没有办法砸碎这手机屏幕,一个九岁的小女孩子能砸碎这手机屏幕。” Also right.” “也对。” Some people believe. 有人相信。 Having everyone is half believing and half doubting. 有人人将信将疑。 Naturally some people do not believe. 当然也有部分人根本就不相信。 I know that some good deed people do not believe that but without the relations, we had pledged pounds delivers one, then we will achieve.” “我知道好事有些人不相信,不过没有关系,我们承诺过砸一送一,那么我们就会做到。” Our activities will also continue, we will put out a new cell phone again, this had not been pounded the new cell phone, everyone can come up to pound, so long as you have the skill to break this cell phone, we deliver certainly you one with the cell phone, naturally can also give the cash.” “我们的活动还会继续,我们会再拿出一部新手机,这是没有被人砸过的新手机,大家谁都可以上来砸,只要你有本事砸碎这手机,我们一定送你一部同款手机,当然也可以给现金。” Our cell phones are the cell phones of big brand, some quality safeguards, asking everyone to believe that our brand cell phones, below who tried?” “我们的手机是大品牌的手机,是有质量保障的,请大家相信我们的品牌手机,下面谁上来试试?” Moves the head to say to the following people on the stage. 活动负责人在台上对下面的人们说道。 Uncle, can I pound again one time?” “叔叔,我可以再砸一次吗?” Toot toot the vision looked that asked to Cui daily. 嘟嘟目光看向崔天天问道。 „, Everyone does not have opportunity a time, you twice, this has violated the assignment of activity, was impossible to give you again for the third time, such to others was unfair.” “不可以的,每一个人只有一次机会,你已经两次了,这已经违反活动规定了,不可能再给你第三次了,那样对其他人是不公平的。” Cui Tiantian has not spoken, moves the head hurried opens the mouth to toot toot to say. 崔天天还没有说话,活动负责人急忙开口对嘟嘟说道。 Is instead moving the head in this looks like, at present this is really more attractive much the little girl is too weird, cannot make her pound the cell phone absolutely again, this eventuality...... 反正在这活动负责人看来,眼前这个漂亮得过分的小女孩实在是太邪门了,绝对不能再让她砸手机了,这万一…… This moved the head not to take risk in any case. 反正这位活动负责人是不愿意冒这个险了。 „!” “哦!” Saw cannot pound this cell phone again, toot toot somewhat complied with the sound disappointedly. 见不能再砸这手机了,嘟嘟有些失望地应了声。 Uncle, I can pound this cell phone, haven't I pounded?” “叔叔,我可以砸这手机吧,我还没有砸过呢?” Jiang Mengmeng opened the mouth to ask at this time. 姜梦梦这时候开口问道。 You......” “你……” Moved the head to look at Jiang Mengmeng, hesitant, nods saying: You can.” 活动负责人看了看姜梦梦,犹豫了下,点点头说道:“你可以。” So long as is not that weird little girl pounds the cell phone, others do not have the issue. 只要不是那位邪门的小女孩砸手机,其他的人都没有问题。 To this new three stars specially-made cell phone that sends from the writing country headquarters, this moves the head is very confident, after all in the pounding cell phone across the country delivers in the activity of cell phone, has not had the accident/surprise. 对这从翰国总部发过来的新款三星特制手机,这活动负责人还很有信心,毕竟在全国各地的砸手机送手机的活动中,从来没有发生过意外。 Was a moment ago accidental! 刚才只是意外! Right, is accidental/surprised! 对,就是意外! This moves the head not to believe that this accident/surprise will also happen again. 这位活动负责人不相信这意外还会再发生。 How also does not need the host to explain to use the wooden hammer to pound this phone screen, Jiang Mengmeng received Cui daily the wooden hammer on hand. 也不用主持人讲解怎么使用木榔头砸这手机屏幕,姜梦梦接过崔天天手上的木榔头。 Also without seeing her uses the big vigor, such light on a hammer toward phone screen. 也没有见她用多大的劲,就这么轻飘飘地往手机屏幕上一锤。 Bang!” “砰!” A loud sound, is the glass ka ka ka crashing, the entire screen is accordingly broken!. 一声巨响,紧接着就是玻璃咔咔咔的碎裂声,紧接着整块屏幕应声而碎!。 Moving the head eyes was straight! 活动负责人眼睛都直了! The staff eye of scene was straight! 现场的工作人员眼睛都直了! Even is also shocked in people who under the stage watch the fun suddenly! 甚至在台下看热闹的人们也一时间都愣住了! This second, the audience no one spoke! 这一秒钟,全场没有一个人说话! The silent scene is somewhat scary! 寂静的场面有些吓人! Two seconds. 两秒钟。 Three seconds. 三秒钟。 People responded! 人们反应过来! My God, this phone screen was also broken!” “我的天啊,这手机屏幕又碎了!” Applying makeup, this is hits the face ruthlessly!” “打脸,这是狠狠地被打脸啊!” This broke to pieces, with wrong cell phone?” “这就碎了,难道又是拿错手机了?” I depend, is this cell phone so good to pound?” “我靠,这手机这么好砸啊?” Taking a rash step...... taking a rash step, if we had known mounted the stage a moment ago, does not want this broken cell phone, can receive more than 5000 dollars, but could be as good as I two months of wages quickly.” “失策……失策啊,早知道刚才就上台了,不要这破手机,也能拿到五千多块钱,可都快抵得上我两个月的工资了。” Under this stage various people ideas have. 这台下人们各种想法都有。 Elder sister, does attractively!” “姐姐,干得漂亮!” Toot toot shouted loudly to Jiang Mengmeng excitedly. 嘟嘟兴奋地对姜梦梦高呼道。 Uncle, I do not want this cell phone, do you give me money?” “叔叔,我也不要这手机,你给我钱吧?” After Jiang Mengmeng the wooden hammer gives back to Cui Tiantian, to him said. 姜梦梦把木榔头还给崔天天后,对他说道。 A Cui Tiantian face looks at Jiang Mengmeng unbelievable, for a while could not speak. 崔天天一脸难以置信地看着姜梦梦,一时说不出话来。 Monster where at present these two girls brave, was really weird. 眼前这两个女孩子是从哪里冒出来的怪物啊,实在是太邪门了。 Now Cui Tiantian basically can affirm this phone screen broken issue not on the phone screen, but on at present these two little misses. 现在崔天天基本上可以肯定这手机屏幕碎问题不在手机屏幕上,而是在眼前这两个小姑娘身上。
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