ICMMWLD :: Volume #23

#2214: The smelly fart continues


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Right!” “对!” leaf Rongyao looked young woman eyes that is seeing through the concealed clothing/taking, nods to say. 叶荣耀看了看穿着藏服的年轻女子一眼,点点头说道。 „Should you not buy the admission ticket?” “你们应该还没有买门票吧?” The young woman continues to ask. 年轻女子继续问道。 No!” “没有!” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。 That is good, this Potala Palace admission ticket is very expensive, an adult admission ticket takes 300 dollars, your two people take 600 dollars, was too expensive, I can lead you to enter this Potala Palace, so long as your two people gave me a money of admission ticket to be OK, this may compared with buy the admission ticket to want cheap half, moreover do not line up to buy a ticket.” “那就好,这布达拉宫门票很贵的,一张成人门票就要三百块钱,你们两个人就要六百块钱,太贵了,我可以带你进这布达拉宫,你们两人只要给我一张门票的钱就可以了,这可比去买门票要便宜一半,而且还不要排长队买票呢。” Puts on the young woman eye of concealed clothing/taking one bright, said to the leaf glory. 穿藏服的年轻女子眼睛一亮,对叶荣耀说道。 Why do you lead us to go in can cheap so many?” “为什么你带我们进去就可以便宜那么多?” willow Qingqing has doubts looks that this puts on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to ask. 柳箐箐疑惑地看着这穿着藏服的年轻女子问道。 I am a native, enters this words of Potala Palace to be free, this entrance examination receipt is my family relatives, I lead you to go in do not use the admission ticket.” “我是本地人,进这布达拉宫的话是免费的,这门口验票的都是我家亲戚,我带你们进去也不用门票。” But, I must to my these relative commissions, go in a person to collect 100 dollars, I pull out 100 dollars the laborious fees.” “不过,我得给我这些亲戚一点好处费,进去一个人要收一百块钱,我抽一百块钱的辛苦费。” Puts on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to answer. 穿着藏服的年轻女子解释道。 Sees Mr. and Mrs. leaf Rongyao in hesitant not to gnaw the sound, this put on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking somewhat to worry, quickly continued saying: You think, I lead you to go, can save half of money, is very worthwhile, everyone comes out to travel, naturally must spend least money, roaming best scenic spot, so long as gives me 300 dollars, I can lead you to enter Potala Palace now.” 见叶荣耀夫妻还在犹豫不啃声,这穿藏服的年轻女子有些着急了,急忙继续说道:“你们想想,我带你们进去,就可以省下一半的钱,真的很合算的,大家出来旅游,当然要花最少的钱,游最好的景点,只要给我三百块钱,我现在就可以带你进布达拉宫。” Does not need, we ticket office bought a ticket.” “不需要,我们还是去售票处买票好了。” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。 In this strange place, the leaf glory does not believe the words of these people very much. 在这陌生的地方,叶荣耀很不相信这些人的话。 Mainly is this traffic more places, this swindler are also many. 主要是这人流量越多的地方,这骗子也多。 They hold people the deceiving wealth that at heart likes greedying for petty profit. 他们就是抓住人们喜欢贪便宜的心里骗人钱财的。 Comes up regarding this type on own initiative, said person who anything can save how much money, best is evades, but far it, a few words, do not need to be OK. 对于这种主动上来,说什么能给节省多少钱的人,最好是避而远之,一句话,不需要就可以了。 You more chatted with him for a long time, when did not do well the wallet in pocket to be stolen away does not know. 你越是跟他聊久了,弄不好口袋里的钱包什么时候被人偷走了也不知道。 Buying a ticket is much expensive, like this was good, 280 dollars, so long as you give me 280 dollars, I lead you to enter Potala Palace.” “买票多贵啊,这样好了,两百八十块钱,只要你给我两百八十块钱,我就带你们进布达拉宫。” Puts on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to see the leaf glory to remain unmoved, quickly reduces the price to say. 穿藏服的年轻女子见叶荣耀不为所动,急忙降低价钱说道。 We thought buys the admission ticket to be good, the escaping ticket is very immoral matter.” “我们还是觉得买门票好,逃票是很不道德的事情。” willow Qingqing shakes the head to say. 柳箐箐摇头说道。 200, this was the floor price, cannot lower, otherwise I called white/in vain!” “两百,这是最低价了,再也不能低了,要不然我就白吆喝了!” Puts on young woman some of concealed clothing/taking not to lose heart looks that the leaf glory and willow Qingqing said. 穿藏服的年轻女子还是有些不死心地看着叶荣耀和柳箐箐说道。 We do not need, please get out of the way!” “我们不需要,请你走开!” Leaf glory some look morosely this puts on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to say. 叶荣耀有些不高兴地看着这穿藏服的年轻女子说道。 These swindler this, your attitude not firm words, they have been entangling you. 这些骗子就这样,你态度不坚定的话,他们就一直缠着你。 This put on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to look at leaf glory one, very uncomfortable scolded the sound in Tibetan to the leaf glory and willow Qingqing: „......” 这穿藏服的年轻女子看了看叶荣耀一眼,很不爽地用藏语对着叶荣耀和柳箐箐骂了声:“……” After scolding, turned around to walk, seeks next goal. 骂完后,转身就走了,去寻找下一个目标。 „Did husband, what she say?” “老公,她说什么?” Although willow Qingqing cannot understand that to put on the words of concealed clothing/taking young woman, but can listen, she is scolding herself and leaf glory. 柳箐箐虽然听不懂那穿藏服年轻女子的话,不过可以听出来,她是在骂自己和叶荣耀。 It‘s nothing, cursing at people some words, do not listen!” “没什么,一些骂人的话,还是不要听好!” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。 The words that female swindler scolded a moment ago were somewhat coarse, the leaf glory does not want to translate. 刚才那个女骗子骂的话有些难听,叶荣耀不想翻译。 „!” “哦!” Saw the husband not saying that willow Qingqing had not asked that but held the leaf glory hand to go toward the place of ticket office. 见自己老公不说,柳箐箐也就没有多问了,而是拉着叶荣耀的手往售票处的地方而去。 But the young woman who not far away that wears the concealed clothing/taking blocked the young men who just got out at this time. 而不远处那位穿着藏服的年轻女子这时候拦住一位刚下车的青年男子。 Mister, you have not bought a ticket, without buying a ticket did not need to buy, that ticket office native of Taikeng, an admission ticket took 300 dollars, I can......” “先生,你还没有买票吧,如果没有买票就不用去买了,那售票处太坑人了,一张门票就要三百块钱,我可以……” ......” “噗……” This put on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking just at this point, a to talk nonsense sound got up. 这穿着藏服的年轻女子刚说到这里,一声放屁声响起。 In the air is filling the stink immediately. 空气里立即弥漫着臭味。 Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” The young men covers the nose quickly to get out of the way. 青年男子捂着鼻子急忙走开。 „...... You do not walk, this price is not satisfactory, we can also......” “你……你别走啊,这个价格不满意,我们还可以……” At this point, puts on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to feel suddenly wards off the stock again one tightly, , started to put one to make a sound the smelly fart. 说到这里,穿着藏服的年轻女子突然感觉辟股再次一紧,“噗”的一声,又开始放了一个有响又臭的屁。 ......” “噗……” Has not waited to put on the young woman of concealed clothing/taking to relax the spirit, another has to make a sound the smelly fart to put. 还没有等穿着藏服的年轻女子放松精神,又一个有响又臭的屁放出来。 Quick, young woman own pioneer/monarch share/thigh of this wears the concealed clothing/taking was been different by the autogenous control, non-stop the fallow land emitting has to make a sound the smelly fart. 很快,这穿着藏服的年轻女子自己的辟股不受自己控制一样,不停歇地放出一个又一个有响又臭的屁。 Quite smelly!” “好臭啊!” This person ate anything, how to put such smelly loud fart!” “这人吃了什么东西啊,怎么放这么臭的响屁啊!” Was too smelly!” “太臭了!” Is long also well, how to keep putting the smelly fart!” “长得还不错,怎么不停地放臭屁啊!” Walks away, was really smelly!” “还是走远点,实在是太臭了!” Sees will have broken wind, has not seen the person who has been able to break wind, one after another with putting firecrackers!” “见过会放屁的,可没有见过这么会放屁的人,一个接一个跟放鞭炮似的!” Young woman peripheral people of this concealed clothing/taking get out of the way in abundance. 这藏服的年轻女子周边的人们都纷纷走开。 Is listening to this peripheral people's discussion, the look that as well as these people despise, shames this to put on the young women of concealed clothing/taking not to have the face to treat here, quickly leaves here. 听着这周边人们的议论,以及这些人鄙视的眼神,羞得这穿藏服的年轻女子都没有脸待在这里,急忙离开这里。 Why talks nonsense as for oneself unceasingly, the young woman of this concealed clothing/taking thought that was not the morning eats badly the thing, was yesterday evening catches cold. 至于自己为什么不断地放屁,这藏服的年轻女子觉得不是自己早上吃坏了东西,就是昨天晚上着凉了。 She has not thought, is because she a moment ago to support for a while scolded the leaf the glory and willow Qingqing frank is punished by the leaf glory. 她怎么也没有想到,是因为她自己刚才为了撑一时的口快骂了叶荣耀和柳箐箐而被叶荣耀惩罚。 ...... …… Two admission tickets of Potala Palace!” “两张布达拉宫的门票!” In the ticket office, the leaf glory said to the ticket seller. 在售票处,叶荣耀对售票员说道。 Altogether 200!” “一共两百!” The ticket sellers said. 售票员说道。 200?” “两百?” leaf Rongyao gawked, but responded quickly, put out two one hundred dollar bills to hand over from the wallet, bought two admission tickets of Potala Palace. 叶荣耀愣了下,不过很快反应过来,从钱包里拿出两张百元大钞递了过去,买了两张布达拉宫的门票。 Ticket 100 dollars, a moment ago that young woman is deceiving us.” “一张票一百块钱,刚才那个年轻女子的在骗我们。” willow Qingqing takes the admission ticket, said uncomfortable. 柳箐箐拿着门票,不爽地说道。 The big city the swindler repertoire to be many, it seems like really not wrong. 都说大城市里骗子套路多,看来真的一点都没有错。 The admission ticket of this ticket office only then 100 money, these swindlers actually deceived people 300 dollars were the same, making many people deceived, but also felt oneself were occupies the eldest child to be cheap. 这售票处的门票就只有一百块钱一张,那些骗子竟然骗人说三百块钱一样,让很多人上当受骗了,还觉得自己是占了老大便宜。 Oneself two people have not greedied for petty profit fortunately, really must by that young female swindler deceiving. 还好自己两人没有贪便宜,要不是真的就要被那个年轻女骗子给骗了。 This is not the issue of money non- money, but was deceived, the mood of person will be uncomfortable. 这不是钱不钱的问题,而是被骗了,人的心情就会非常不爽。 Is such person of many place, the swindler, slightly crosses illegally many, but that swindler obtains the penalty of earning a moment ago.” “越是这样人多的地方,骗子、小偷越多,不过刚才那个骗子已经得到应得的惩罚了。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 The leaf glory with read strength to select on that female swindler several acupuncture points a moment ago, in one month, that female swindler will break wind to continue. 刚才叶荣耀用“念力”点了那个女骗子身上的几个穴位,在一个月内,那个女骗子都会放屁不止。 What punishes?” “什么惩罚啊?” willow Qingqing said curiously. 柳箐箐好奇地说道。 Puts one month of smelly fart!” “放一个月的臭屁!” leaf Rongyao said near willow Qingqing the ear low voice. 叶荣耀在柳箐箐的耳朵边上小声地说道。 Hehe...... the husband, you were also too bad!” “呵呵呵……老公,你也太坏了!” willow Qingqing a day, cannot bear say with a smile. 柳箐箐一天,忍不住笑道。 Ok, we visited this Potala Palace!” “好了,我们去参观这布达拉宫吧!” leaf Rongyao holds willow Qingqing the hand to walk toward the entrance of Potala Palace. 叶荣耀牵着柳箐箐的手往布达拉宫的入口处走去。
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