ICMMWLD :: Volume #20

#1961: „Dead beat system” intelligent promotion


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How not to have the golden treasure box, doesn't have the system to remind?” “怎么没有金色宝箱,也没有系统提醒啊?” leaf Rongyao waited for a while, this lazy person system a response, somewhat is not depressed immediately. 叶荣耀等了一会儿,这“懒人系统”没有一点反应,顿时有些郁闷了。 This „won't lazy person system have problems? 不会这“懒人系统”出问题了吧? If, that really had on the cup in that case, the leaf glory may probably want to cry but have no tears. 要是那样的话,那真的就杯具了,叶荣耀可要欲哭无泪了。 Must know this lazy person system, but leaf glory biggest gold/metal finger! 要知道这个“懒人系统”可是叶荣耀最大的金手指啊! When the leaf glory is on nettles, in the mind transmits lazy person system electronic synthesis sound: Congratulates the host to pull out to lazy person system intelligent promotion procedure/program, the host whether promotes immediately, the promotion needs the glorious value 500 points.” 就在叶荣耀忐忑不安的时候,脑海里传来“懒人系统”的电子合成声:“恭喜宿主抽到‘懒人系统’智能升级程序,宿主是否立即升级,升级需要荣耀值500点。” Hears lazy person system the electronic synthesis sound, the leaf glory anxious heart under puts down slightly, but hears itself to pull out to anything intelligent promotion procedure/program, this promotion takes 500 glorious values, the leaf glory somewhat was immediately depressed. 听到“懒人系统”的电子合成声,叶荣耀不安的心稍稍下放下,不过一听到自己抽到什么“智能升级程序”,这升级就要五百点荣耀值,叶荣耀顿时有些郁闷了。 Own this very allowed to complete the task to result in a big glorious value, was then booing, a promotion must remove 500 points glorious values. 自己这好不容完成任务得了一大笔荣耀值,这下倒好,一次升级就要去掉五百点的荣耀值。 leaf Rongyao immediately some anxiety. 叶荣耀顿时有些肉疼。 However this lazy person system is the basis of leaf glory, although does not know that this intelligent promotion procedure/program promotes anything, but one hear of this intelligence two characters, the leaf glory feels somewhat on big. 不过这“懒人系统”是叶荣耀的根本,虽然不知道这“智能升级程序”到底升级什么,不过一听这“智能”两个字,叶荣耀就觉得有些高大上。 leaf Rongyao thought, clenches teeth to say in mind: Promotion!” 叶荣耀想了下,一咬牙在脑海里说道:“升级!” As the voice of leaf glory falls, the consciousness of leaf glory immediately by lazy person system space pushing, the leaf glory cannot induce this lazy person system to exist immediately. 随着叶荣耀的话音落下,叶荣耀的意识立即被“懒人系统”空间给推去,叶荣耀顿时感应不到这“懒人系统”存在。 This what's the matter?” “这怎么回事啊?” Is lazy person system promotion?” “难道是‘懒人系统’升级?” leaf Rongyao sits in the bedhead ponders. 叶荣耀坐在床头不由地沉思起来。 Five minutes pass by! 五分钟过去! Ten minutes pass by! 十分钟过去! ...... …… Congratulates the host, lazy person system intelligence promotes successfully, asking the host to establish lazy person system in one minute ‚’ speech pattern, the beautiful woman, handsome guy, old person, children's and electronic synthesis sound......, in one minute did not choose, lazy person system default electron synthesis sound.” “恭喜宿主,‘懒人系统’智能升级成功,请宿主在一分钟内设置‘懒人系统’语音模式,美女、帅哥、老人、儿童、电子合成声……,一分钟内不选择,‘懒人系统’默认电子合成声。” When leaf Rongyao and others some are impatient, in the mind transmits lazy person system electronic synthesis sound. 就在叶荣耀等得有些不耐烦的时候,脑海里传来“懒人系统”的电子合成声。 Can hear this again lazy person system electronic synthesis sound, leaf glorious mood immediately overcast to clear. 能再次听到这“懒人系统”的电子合成声,叶荣耀心情顿时阴转晴。 At least, this lazy person system has not left itself. 最起码的,这“懒人系统”没有离开自己。 Asked the host to establish lazy person system in one minute ‚’ speech pattern, the beautiful woman, handsome guy, old person, children's and electronic synthesis sound......, in one minute did not choose, lazy person system default electron synthesis sound.” “请宿主在一分钟内设置‘懒人系统’语音模式,美女、帅哥、老人、儿童、电子合成声……,一分钟内不选择,‘懒人系统’默认电子合成声。” In the mind of leaf glory resounds lazy person system again electronic synthesis sound. 叶荣耀的脑海里再次响起“懒人系统”的电子合成声。 Speech pattern?” “语音模式?” leaf Rongyao gawked, understood at heart, this so-called intelligence promotes, had the voice promotion. 叶荣耀愣了下,心里明白了,这所谓的智能升级,就有语音升级了。 Spoke the honest remark, although this electronic synthesis sound is delightful, how can say? Icy cold, no color, leaf glory some do not like. 说实在话,这电子合成声虽然悦耳,可怎么说呢?冰凉凉的,没有一点感情色彩,叶荣耀有些不喜欢。 Now can change this speech pattern, the leaf glory is very happy. 现在可以变更这语音模式,叶荣耀还是挺高兴的。 Is the voice of beautiful woman is good, is the voice of child is good?” “是美女的声音好,还是儿童的声音好呢?” The leaf glory somewhat hesitates. 叶荣耀有些犹豫。 As for handsome guy, old person's voice, the leaf glory never imagined, to give directly otherwise. 至于帅哥、老人的声音,叶荣耀想都没有想,直接给否了。 Chooses the beautiful woman pattern!” “选择美女模式!” leaf Rongyao hesitant , decided that after all this lazy person system has not given the leaf the glory too much selecting time. 叶荣耀犹豫了下,就决定了,毕竟这“懒人系统”没有给叶荣耀太多的选择时间。 Let alone, the tiao tiao virtuous young woman gentleman quite gathers together, is hearing the voice of beautiful woman, the total ratio hears the big masters' voice to be good. 更何况,窕窕淑女君子好逑,听着美女的声音,总比听大老爷们的声音好。 After all emits a voice of grown man in the mind suddenly, is always somewhat irritable. 毕竟冷不丁地在脑海里冒出一个大男人的声音,总是有些别扭。 Master, hello/you good, I am the intelligent system of lazy person system, I did not have the name, asking the master to name.” “主人,你好,我是懒人系统的智能系统,我还没有名字,请主人取名。” As the voice of leaf glory falls, immediately a voice of delightful young woman resounds in the mind of leaf glory. 随着叶荣耀的话音落下,随即一个悦耳的年轻女子的声音在叶荣耀的脑海里响起。 This sound is very of pleasant to hear, tender has several points of monster, supple clamps for several points to flatter, resembles that oriole to have the valley on first hearing, the kite cries phoenix cry, clear resonant is also gently persuasive ; One hear, actually such as that the purl, the wind strokes the willow again, lingers gentle and charming sentimental ; Listens carefully again, only thinks that day of extravagant cloud stretch/leisurely, the sea level wave is static, wants to stop but cannot broad-mindedly. 这声音真的很好听,娇中带着几分妖,柔中夹着几分媚,乍一听似那黄莺出谷,鸢啼凤鸣,清脆嘹亮却又婉转柔和;再一听去,却又如那潺潺流水,风拂杨柳,低回轻柔而又妩媚多情;细细再听,只觉天阔云舒,海平浪静,令人心胸开阔欲罢不能。 This is leaf Rongyao has heard most female voice of pleasant to hear, simply is the weak will of the people, sweet such as soaks the honey, making one feel comfortable, completely relaxed. 这是叶荣耀听过最好听的女子声音,简直是酥软人心,甜如浸蜜,让人倍感舒适,心旷神怡。 leaf Rongyao has thought own wife's voice is the world's most of pleasant to hear, but discovers with this now lazy person system compared with intelligent female voice, missed little. 叶荣耀一直以为自己妻子的声音已经是世界上最好听的,可现在发现跟这“懒人系统”的智能女子声音相比,还是差了一点点。 This is one type can let the female voice of pleasant to hear the person becomes addicted. 这是一种能让人上瘾的好听的女子声音。 leaf Rongyao even felt, if seduces these to practice the profound eminent monk with this sound, it is estimated that the eminent monk will unable to calm the mind. 叶荣耀甚至觉得如果用这个声音诱惑那些修行高深的高僧,估计高僧都会静不下心来。 „Do you want me to give you to go to the name?” “你要我给你去名字?” The leaf glory gawked under. 叶荣耀不由地愣了下。 Must know lazy person system but former that ice-cold electron synthesis sound has not been user-friendly, basically was it was saying, not the leaf glory interacted. 要知道“懒人系统”的以前那个冰冷的电子合成声可是没有这么人性化的,基本上都是它在说,根本就不更叶荣耀互动。 Is ignores to leaf glory also that the leaf glory wants to ask that this lazy person system some issues, will not basically have the response. 对叶荣耀也那是不理不睬,叶荣耀想要问这“懒人系统”一些问题,基本上都不会有反应。 Without thinking of this intelligence, communicated with the normal person same, this intellectualization was also too fierce. 没有想到这一智能,就跟正常人交流一样了,这智能化也太厉害了。 Right, isn't the master, you willing to give the name for me?” “对啊,主人,你不愿意为我取名字吗?” The sound of pleased article somewhat said sadly. 悦文的声音有些忧伤地说道。 Why does not know, hears this sad sound, the leaf glory takes pity on at heart. 不知道为什么,听到这忧伤的声音,叶荣耀心里不由地怜惜起来。 „...... It is not this!” “不……不是这样的!” The leaf glory somewhat said intense. 叶荣耀有些紧张地说道。 Is this sound is too easy to affect the leaf glory the mood. 实在是这声音太容易影响叶荣耀的情绪。 „The master, do you give a name of pleasant to hear to me?” “那主人,你给我取一个好听的名字吧?” The delightful sound resounds in the leaf glorious mind again. 悦耳的声音在叶荣耀脑海里再次响起。 Good!” “好!” leaf Rongyao thinks saying: Or called slightly attractive?” 叶荣耀想了想说道:“要不就叫小倩?” Does not want, small attractive is the ghost, I should not be a ghost?” “不要,小倩是鬼,我才不要是鬼呢?” The delightful sound shakes the head to say. 悦耳的声音摇摇头说道。 „Do you know «Attractive Female Ghost»?” “你知道《倩女幽魂》?” leaf Rongyao asked surprised. 叶荣耀吃惊地问道。 Naturally! But I omnipotent omniscient lazy person system!” “当然!我可是无所不能无所不知的‘懒人系统’啊!” The delightful sound said. 悦耳的声音说道。 That...... that called Xiaoman!” “那……那就叫小曼吧!” leaf Rongyao thought, said again. 叶荣耀想了下,再次说道。 Spoke the honest remark, the leaf glory cannot give the name, this lazy person system insists on the leaf glory giving a name of pleasant to hear to her, this also really felt embarrassed the leaf glory. 说实在话,叶荣耀不太会取名字,这“懒人系统”硬要叶荣耀给她取一个好听的名字,这还真的为难叶荣耀了。 Xiaoman? It is not of pleasant to hear, does not like!” “小曼?不好听,不喜欢!” The delightful sound said. 悦耳的声音说道。 You will also very select.” “你还挺会挑的。” The leaf glory somewhat said reluctantly. 叶荣耀有些无奈地说道。 That is my name, naturally was of pleasant to hear.” “那可是我的名字,当然要好听了。” The delightful sound said righteously. 悦耳的声音理直气壮地说道。 I...... I think again......” “我……我再想想……” Leaf glory really headache, this lazy person system was very nitpicking. 叶荣耀真的头疼啊,这个“懒人系统”的还挺挑剔了。 Or called the small butterfly, I may tell you, my daughter's name was leaf Xiandie, this quickly with my daughter of the same name.” “要不叫小蝶,我可告诉你,我的女儿叫叶娴蝶,这都快跟我女儿同名了。” leaf Rongyao pondered after several minutes, said. 叶荣耀思考了几分钟后说道。 Hee hee...... the master, you are quite evil!” “嘻嘻嘻……主人,你好邪恶哦!” The delightful sound teased to the leaf glory said. 悦耳的声音对叶荣耀取笑地说道。 Evil?” “邪恶?” Leaf glory one meaning without comprehension lazy person system words. 叶荣耀一下没有领悟“懒人系统”话的意思。 Master, you take me with your daughter same name, isn't very evil? But in island country (Japan)......” “主人,你把我取跟你女儿一样的名字,不是很邪恶吗?岛国里可是……” Let alone, I think to you again.” “别说了,我再给你想想。” leaf Rongyao quickly breaks this delightful sound, this mentioned the island country (Japan), the leaf glory understands this anything meaning. 叶荣耀急忙打断这个悦耳的声音,这一提到岛国,叶荣耀就明白这啥意思了。 Really was too evil. 实在是太邪恶了。 Is certainly of pleasant to hear!” “一定要好听哦!” The delightful sound said. 悦耳声音说道。 How called the millet?” “叫小米怎么样?” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 „It is not good, «My Sports Teacher» inside king millet vision was too bad, likes on an ugly middle-aged uncle, I not with her same name.” “不好,《我的体育老师》里面的王小米眼光太差了,喜欢上一个难看的中年大叔,我才不跟她同一个名字呢。” The delightful sound said discontentedly. 悦耳声音不满地说道。 „Do you know «My Sports Teacher»?” “你都知道《我的体育老师》?” leaf Rongyao said surprised. 叶荣耀吃惊地说道。 „Didn't master, I say a moment ago? Without me does not know that I may be fierce.” “主人,我刚才不是说了吗?没有我不知道啊,我可厉害了。” The delightful sound said. 悦耳的声音说道。 Makes me think again......” “让我再想想……” leaf Rongyao pondered again a while said: Or called Xiaofang?” 叶荣耀再思考一会儿说道:“要不叫小芳?” „It is not of pleasant to hear!” “不好听!” Small dream?” “小梦?” Does not want, outdated!” “不要,老掉牙!” Yao zither | Jean?” “瑶琴?” Was coarse!” “难听死了!” ...... …… The leaf glory mentioned more than ten names continuously, was given the denial by various reasons. 叶荣耀连续提了十几个名字,都被各种理由给否定了。 Made that the leaf glory was tired. 弄得叶荣耀都烦了。 This is not good, that is not good, this request must be too high! 这叶不行,那也不行,这要求要太高了吧! Master, or do I give the name to myself?” “主人,要不我自己给自己取名字?” Seeing leaf glory some are impatient, that delightful sound hurried resounds in the mind of leaf glory. 见叶荣耀有些不耐烦了,那个悦耳的声音急忙在叶荣耀的脑海里响起。 You said early!” “你早说嘛!” leaf Rongyao relaxes to say. 叶荣耀松了一口气说道。 If this makes give the name again glorious, the leaf glory suspected own brain cell must die. 这要是再让叶荣耀取名字,叶荣耀都怀疑自己脑细胞都要死光了。 Who knows that the master you have not given the name the talent!” “谁知道主人你这么没有取名字的天份啊!” The delightful sound complaint said. 悦耳的声音埋怨地说道。 Wrong, is my mistake very!” “错,都是我的错好不!” The leaf glory has to apologize to say. 叶荣耀只好道歉说道。 Dead beat system ice-cold does not have any color, this intelligence promotes now, this sentiment was also too rich. 原本“懒人系统”冰冷没有任何感情色彩,现在这智能提升了,这感情也太丰富了。
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