„Haha, cannot project on me, cannot project on me!” “哈哈,打不到我,打不到我！” Two goods parrots fly in the midair, looks to oneself under seven and eight meters leaf glory, immediately was happy. 二货鹦鹉飞在半空,看着离自己下方七、八米的叶荣耀,顿时乐起来了。 „Self-satisfied?” “得意了是吧？” leaf Rongyao is saying, looked toward the ground, saw that on the lawn has one small dead tree. 叶荣耀说着,就往地上看了一遍,就看到草地上有一根小枯树枝。 Two goods parrots that from the sky has observed the leaf glory saw the leaf glory to pick one dead tree from the ground, quickly flew to the sky, had three and 50 meters high altitudes from the leaf glory probably, two goods parrots happily shouted: „Cannot reach, cannot reach!” 一直在空中观察叶荣耀的二货鹦鹉见叶荣耀从地上捡了一根枯树枝,急忙向上空飞,大概距离叶荣耀有三、五十米高的高度,二货鹦鹉得意地喊道:“够不着,够不着！” These two goods parrots are not silly, but also is extremely intelligent, knows own master fierce old tall old tall who very much, therefore flies, such high distance, these two goods parrots thought that is very safe, own master is fierce, not possible to project on itself with dead tree. 这二货鹦鹉不傻,还绝顶聪明,知道自己主人厉害的很,所以飞的老高老高的,这么高的距离,这二货鹦鹉觉得是很安全的,自己的主人再厉害,也不可能用枯树枝打到自己。 „I happily smile, I happily smile......” “我得意地笑,我得意地笑……” Was supposing the master does not have idea with oneself, these two goods parrots still in in the air happily sang. 估摸着自己主人拿自己没辙,这二货鹦鹉还在空中得意地唱起歌来。 „That...... that parrot good intelligent, will also sing?” “那……那鹦鹉好有灵性啊,还会唱歌？” The Zhao Yuanyuan face of not far away looks at the in the air parrot shocking, does not dare to believe said to own leaf. 不远处的赵园园一脸震惊地看着空中的鹦鹉,不敢置信地向自己身边的叶子项说道。 Parrot that after all can study the logical expression originally few, may sing the parrot of popular song like fluently, really hears something never heard of before, sees what one never saw before. 毕竟会学人话的鹦鹉本来就极少数,可像这样流利地唱着流行歌曲的鹦鹉,真的是闻所未闻,见所未见啊。 Here was too mysterious, not only there is a affectionate couple, parrot that the swan, Pegasus of belt/bring wing, can sing. 这里太神奇了,不但有鸳鸯,天鹅,还有带翅膀的飞马,会唱歌的鹦鹉。 Fortunately the wild boar, wild wolf and black bear that this Zhao Yuanyuan has not seen the jumbo, may be frightened to faint otherwise. 还好这赵园园没有看到巨无霸的野猪、野狼和狗熊,要不然可能都会被吓晕过去。 „That is Uncle Ye's domestic parrot, called the cherry the cherry, but was intelligent, that intelligence quotient not compared with ten -year-old child difference.” “那是叶叔叔家养的鹦鹉,叫樱樱,可聪明了,那个智商都不比十岁的小孩子差。” Leaf said. 叶子项说道。 „Then is intelligent?” “那么聪明？” Zhao Yuanyuan does not dare to believe to say. 赵园园不敢置信道。 Ten -year-old children's intelligence quotients, that is very fierce, such parrot, is very precious! 有十岁孩子的智商,那可是非常厉害的了,这样鹦鹉,可是非常非常珍贵啊！ Is more precious than that white swan and black swan. 比那白天鹅、黑天鹅都珍贵很多。 ...... …… leaf Rongyao looked up in the in the air self-satisfied two goods parrots. 叶荣耀抬头看了看在空中得意的二货鹦鹉。 Supposed under is away from, approximately 45 meters distance of this parrot in own top of the head. 估摸了下距离,这鹦鹉在自己头顶上约四十五米的距离。 If the average person, but also really does not have the means to throw the branch that far. 如果是一般人的话,还真的没有办法把树枝扔那么远。 However regarding leaf Rongyao, this also really no issue. 不过对于叶荣耀来说,这还真的没有什么问题。 Like branch such light thing, no matter the strength is much big, basically throws less than 40-50 meters high distance, after all besides the earth gravity, the resistance of air, the wind of upper air. 像树枝这么轻的东西,不管力气多大,基本上都扔不到40-50米高的距离,毕竟除了地球引力外,还有空气的阻力,还有高空的风。 But the leaf glory has „reads strength” this type of going against heaven's will thing, like a dead tree such light thing, 40-50 meters in leaf glory reading strength range. 可是叶荣耀有“念力”这种逆天的东西在,像枯树枝这么轻的东西,40-50米在叶荣耀的念力范围之内。 The leaf glory can definitely with reading force control this branch to the altitude that the parrot is at now. 叶荣耀完全可以用念力控制这树枝到鹦鹉现在所在的高度。 After the leaf glory calculated one slightly next, the branch of left hand throws upward. 叶荣耀略微计算了一下后,左手的树枝往上一扔。 „Chirp” “啾” With branch resounding air-splitting, the branch flies fast toward the upper air. 随着树枝破空的响起,树枝飞快地往高空飞去。 „...... Saves a life, help, I was hit, hurts...... hurts......” “啊……救命啊,救命啊,我被击中了,疼……疼……” leaf Rongyao controls to read the strength to make the branch stroke on the bodies of two goods parrots, making it feel to hurt, but will not cause the huge damage. 叶荣耀控制念力让树枝击打在二货鹦鹉的身上,让它感觉到疼,但又不会对它造成巨大的伤害。 The ache makes the parrot be shaken the dizziness vertigo, lost all of a sudden the control to the body, crashes directly from the midair. 疼痛让鹦鹉被震得头晕眼花,一下子就失去了对身体的控制,从半空之中径直坠落下来。 Waits for this parrot restores consciousness the time, already by leaf glory safe grasping in hand. 等这鹦鹉恢复意识的时候,已经被叶荣耀稳当的抓在手。 „Master, I made a mistake, I do not dare.” “主人,我错了,我再也不敢了。” Was pinched by the leaf glory in the hand, this parrot quickly admits mistakes. 被叶荣耀捏在手上,这鹦鹉急忙认错。 Especially saw that the leaf glory the complexion is not good, this parrot very clever admitting mistakes apology, pair of wing honest receiving in back, small head also honest is drooping. 尤其是看到叶荣耀的脸色不好,这鹦鹉很是乖巧的认错道歉,一对翅膀老老实实的收在背后,小脑袋也是老实的耷拉着。 „Flies, can't you fly?” “飞啊,你不是能飞吗？” leaf Rongyao stares at these two goods parrots to say. 叶荣耀盯着这二货鹦鹉说道。 „Flies, how I fly unable to depart the master again your palm, this not honestly in master palm? Master military might! The masters long live!” “飞,我再怎么飞也飞不出主人你的手掌心,这不是老老实实地在主人手心上吗？主人威武！主人万岁！” Parrot „cherry cherry” understood what has to be done, opens mouth gives leaf Rongyao to flatter. 鹦鹉“樱樱”非常识时务,张嘴就给叶荣耀拍马屁了。 „Is short to me flatters, first said to me a moment ago what's the matter?” “少给我拍马屁,先给我说说刚才怎么回事？” The leaf glory will not be flickered by these two goods parrot several flatters. 叶荣耀可不会被这二货鹦鹉几个马屁就忽悠过去了。 „Didn't master, this...... this complain about me?” “主人,这……这不怨我啊？” These two goods parrot small circle eyeball revolutions, said immediately. 这二货鹦鹉小圆眼珠子一转,立即说道。 „How also to complain about me to be inadequate?” “怎么还怨我不成？” The leaf glory coldly looks at the parrot to say. 叶荣耀冷冷地看着鹦鹉说道。 This parrot defecated to draw to own clothes on unexpectedly, this must. 这鹦鹉竟然拉屎拉到自己衣服上了,这还得了。 Or gives it the color to have a look, he cannot rampant very much, will not do well next time draws to directly own on. 要不给它颜色看看,他还不得嚣张的很,下次弄不好就直接拉到自己头上了。 „Complained about on this day the air/Qi, was too cold, I caught cold, could not control to have diarrhea, to had diarrhea.” “都怨这天气,太冷了,我都着凉了,控制不住拉稀了,对就是拉稀了。” Two goods parrots quickly said. 二货鹦鹉急忙说道。 „Catches cold? Has diarrhea?” “着凉？拉稀？” The leaf glory by these two goods parrots was said was shocked. 叶荣耀不由地被这二货鹦鹉说愣住了。 At last, this southern temperature is low, the flu peak, many colds had a fever, haven old person community hospital every day hurried person of seeing a doctor, basically contracts the flu. 最近这一段时间,这南方的气温都非常低,流感高发,很多人都感冒发烧了,桃源老人社区医院每天都急忙了看病的人,基本上都是患流感了。 The child cold has a fever incessantly, many Sirs also followed the cold to have a fever. 不止小孩子感冒发烧,很多大人也跟着都感冒发烧了。 The seasonal flu of this year was fiercer than the old times are too more. 今年的这场季节性流感比往年厉害太多了。 Has not thought that parrot kind of bird bird also received to affect. 只是没有想到鹦鹉这类鸟禽也受影响了。 „Master, I really had diarrhea!” “主人,我真的拉稀了！” The parrot saw the master to stare under the god, knows that the master believes own words, quickly nod definitely said. 鹦鹉见主人愣了下神,知道主人相信自己的话了,急忙点点头肯定地说道。 „You felt I am so easily swindled?” “你觉得我是那么好骗的吗？” The leaf glory swept these two goods parrots, discovered that its issue without, absolutely , there would be no situation that it is said catches cold. 叶荣耀扫了扫这二货鹦鹉,发现它一点问题都没有,根本就没有它说得着凉的情况。 However the performing skills of these two goods parrots are very good, the leaf glory understands the words of this medical skill, was almost given to deceive by it. 不过这二货鹦鹉的演技还是非常不错的,叶荣耀要不是懂这医术的话,差点就被它给骗了。 „Master, I made a mistake, I was wrong!” “主人,我错了,我错了！” Sees the lie to be seen through by the master, these two goods parrots started to admit mistakes immediately obsequiously. 见谎言被主人识破,这二货鹦鹉立即又开始点头哈腰地认错了。 „Now knew mistakenly, late!” “现在知道错了,晚了了！” Saying, leaf Rongyao looked for a small nylon rope the leggings of these two goods on the branch, hangs upside down directly this fellow. 说着,叶荣耀找了一根小尼龙绳将这二货的一只腿绑在了树枝上,直接把这家伙倒挂起来。 This crafty, mouth inexpensive incomparable fellow, does not teach well, really acted against heaven! 这个诡计多端、嘴贱无比的家伙,不好好地教训一顿,真的反天了！ „Help! Help! Maltreatment animal!” “救命啊！救命啊！虐待动物啊！” Two goods parrots hang upside down on the tree, wields the wing to toss under the branch unceasingly, the mouth is shouting life-saving loudly. 二货鹦鹉倒挂在树上,不断挥动翅膀在树枝下摇荡,嘴里大声地喊着救命。 „Shouted that shouted the broken throat is useless!” “喊啊,喊破喉咙都没有用！” leaf Rongyao happily said. 叶荣耀得意地说道。 Most loves dearly these two goods parrots at home is willow Qingqing and toot toot, they go to the haven old person community now, how this parrot shouted that is useless. 在家里最心疼这二货鹦鹉就是柳箐箐和嘟嘟,她们现在都去桃源老人社区,这鹦鹉怎么喊都没有用。 In the home, except for willow Qingqing and toot toot dares in the face of the leaf glory on these two goods parrots. 在这个家里,除了柳箐箐和嘟嘟敢在叶荣耀面前就这二货鹦鹉。 „Help, the murder......,...... did not kill the bird.” “救命啊,杀人……哦,不……杀鸟了。” Two goods parrots shout sorrowfully. 二货鹦鹉悲痛地喊道。 Now these two goods parrot some regret casual feces and urine/size then, are then good, drew to the husband on. 现在这二货鹦鹉有些后悔随便大小便了,这下好了,拉到男主人身上了。 This type was hung upside down the feeling on branch too to be really uncomfortable. 这种被倒挂在树枝上的感觉真的太难受了。