ICMMWLD :: Volume #19

#1891: To spit


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Hehe, Professor leaf do not worry, was quick you to know.” “呵呵,叶教授不要着急,很快你就知道了。” A Tadashi Yoshida pair of leaf glory smiles to say. 吉田正一对叶荣耀笑了笑说道。 Hehe......” “呵呵……” leaf Rongyao smiles indifferently. 叶荣耀无所谓地笑了笑。 In any case again the good vegetable/dish of next to last act, looks like in the leaf glory, was inferior the food that oneself begin to make is delicious. 反正再压轴的好菜,在叶荣耀看来,都不如自己动手做的菜肴好吃。 Jokes aside, leaf glory the food that was infatuated with itself making. 说真的,叶荣耀自己都迷上自己做的菜肴了。 On next to last act vegetable/dish!” “上压轴菜吧!” A Tadashi Yoshida pair of steward said. 吉田正一对身边的一位管家说道。 As this steward gets down the arrangement, the young girl who quick six wear the kimono enters the restaurant, this crowd of girl ages probably among appearance in 12 to 14 years old. 随着这位管家下去安排,很快六位穿着和服的年轻女孩子走进餐厅,这群女孩子年龄大概在12岁到14岁之间的样子。 Husband, which is their does?” “老公,她们这是搞哪出啊?” willow Qingqing has doubts asks to the leaf glory low voice. 柳箐箐疑惑地向叶荣耀小声地问道。 This Tadashi Yoshida wasn't one says the vegetable/dish of next to last act? How to come up such how many young girls? 这吉田正一不是说上压轴的菜吗?怎么上来这么几位年轻的女孩子啊? I don't know either, we look and that's the end.” “我也不知道,咱们看着就是了。” The leaf glorious racket willow Qingqing the hand said. 叶荣耀拍拍柳箐箐的手说道。 What was actually the leaf glory also very curious this Tadashi Yoshida saying that next to last act food is? 其实叶荣耀也很好奇这吉田正一说的那个压轴菜肴是什么? After these six girls enter this restaurant, several male servants move six small round tables to do, on this small round table puts a stool, the stool middle has a hole, stool below puts a dish. 在这六位女孩子走进这餐厅后,几位家丁搬过来六张小圆桌做,这小圆桌上放着张凳子,凳子中间有个窟窿,凳子下面放个碟子。 Saw only these six young girls with the help of male servant, on the small round table. 只见这六个年轻女孩子在家丁的帮助下,上了小圆桌。 „Is their must do?” “她们这是要干嘛?” willow Qingqing sees this group of girls strangely, the doubts asks to the leaf glory. 柳箐箐奇怪地看着这群女孩子,疑惑地向叶荣耀问道。 They should to defecate!” “她们应该是要拉屎!” leaf Rongyao remembers itself suddenly in the report that in a news sees, although cannot affirm very much, most likely but should say to the newspaper mileage is the same. 叶荣耀突然想起自己在一则新闻里看到的报道,虽然不能很肯定,但十之八九应该跟新闻报道里说的一样。 With the anterior lobe glory thought that report talked nonsense, will this person choose to eat the excrement? 以前叶荣耀觉得那则报道是胡说八道,这人怎么会选择吃屎呢? However now the leaf glory was understands, big of every possible strange thing this world, anything had the possibility, particularly regarding an abnormal nationality. 不过现在叶荣耀算是明白了,这世界之大无奇不有,什么事情都有可能,尤其是对于一个变态的民族。 Defecates?” “拉屎?” willow Qingqing had a scare. 柳箐箐被吓了一跳。 This eats meal, how many young girls asking to defecate in the restaurant to the guest looks, what custom was this? 这吃饭的时候,请几个年轻女孩子在餐厅里拉屎给客人看,这是什么风俗啊? Why does not know, willow Qingqing has the feeling that plants to spit. 不知道为什么,柳箐箐有种想吐的感觉。 In the overhead that the leaf glory and willow Qingqing spoke, that several young girl took off the pants to sit on the chair, that appearance kept up with the appearance of latrine pit to be the same radically. 就在叶荣耀和柳箐箐说话的这个当头,那几个年轻的女孩子脱了裤子坐在椅子上,那个样子根本就跟上茅坑的样子一样。 This......” “这……” Oh......” “天哪……” I...... I want to spit......” “我……我想吐……” Was too evil?” “太邪恶了吧?” Sees this, the willow tree they were scared immediately, inconceivable of face. 看到这一幕,柳兮兮她们顿时傻眼了,一脸的不可思议。 The leaf glory looks at one in the restaurants, closed the eye no longer to look, the leaf glory has not looked at the hobby that the person defecated. 叶荣耀往餐厅中间看一眼,就闭上眼睛不再看过去了,叶荣耀可没有看人拉屎的爱好。 Now the leaf glory was experiences this world is really every possible strange thing, were many you to think the not possible, unbelievable matter, often it existed. 现在叶荣耀算是见识到了这世界真的是无奇不有,很多你认为不可能,难以置信的事情,往往它都是真实地存在。 leaf Rongyao remembers oneself see about this kind of report time, thought that not possible, absolutely is the false news. 叶荣耀记得自己看到关于这类报道的时候,觉得不可能的,绝对是假新闻。 Now thinks, the leaf glory detected own frog in a well! 现在想想,叶荣耀发觉自己还是井底之蛙啊! Husband, are these people so how abnormal?” “老公,这些人怎么这么变态啊?” willow Qingqing also closes the eye, does not dare to look, willow Qingqing who regarding having cleanliness/mysophobia sickness, now has the impulsion that plants to spit. 柳箐箐也闭上眼睛,不敢看了,对于有洁癖症的柳箐箐来说,现在有种想吐的冲动。 Own husband said not wrong, these girls really defecate in the restaurant unexpectedly. 自己老公说的一点都没有错,这些女孩子竟然真的是在餐厅里拉屎。 Was this Tadashi Yoshida saying next to last act feast? 这就是这个吉田正一说的压轴大餐? This thing, oneself kill will not bump. 这玩意,自己打死都不会碰的。 „Very abnormal.” “是很变态。” Remembers that report, the leaf glory definitely nods to say. 想起那篇报道,叶荣耀非常肯定地点点头说道。 According to that report content, this eats the excrement vegetable/dish, but also needs under the acquaintance introduction, to make an appointment three months ahead of schedule, can enjoy. 据那篇报道内容说,这吃屎菜,还需要在熟人介绍下,提前三个月预约,才能享用到的。 First is to make the guest designate one in one group of female students, then signs with her, arranges the excrement the flavor, for example Hami melon, durian, tomato wait/etc. 先是让客人在一群女生中选定一个,然后和她签约,定好屎的味道,例如哈密瓜、榴莲、番茄等等。 This designated female student will only eat the green vegetables in first month, other does not eat, the second month later starts to eat the flavor on contract, for example the Hami melon taste, eats the Hami melon on three meals a day, other does not eat. 这个被选定的女生将在头一个月内只吃青菜,别的都不吃,第二个月后就开始吃合约上的味道,例如哈密瓜味,就一日三餐都吃哈密瓜,别的都不吃。 Six months later, in a very high-level room, puts a big round table, on the round table puts a stool, the stool middle has a hole, stool below puts a dish, the female student sits on the stool, the guest sits by the table. 半年后,就在一个很高级的房间里,放上一张大圆桌,圆桌上放着张凳子,凳子中间有个窟窿,凳子下面放个碟子,女生就坐在凳子上,客人坐在桌子旁。 When the female student first pulls out the excrement, when falls to the small dish on, the guest took a soup spoon to start to enjoy. 当女生第一时间把屎拉出,掉到碟上时,客人就拿个汤匙开始享用了。 Such a meal food, the needed expense is 5 million Japanese currency, is almost equal to 500,000 Huaxia coins, very expensive, but also needs to be scheduled ahead of time, frequently falls short of demand, generally was very rich powerful high day stupid person can enjoy. 这么一餐“饭”,需要的费用是500万日币,差不多等于50万华夏币,非常地昂贵,还需要提前预定,经常供不应求,一般都是非常有钱有权势的上流日笨人才能享受的。 Naturally one type low-cost, the ordinary day stupid people can enjoy, frequentlyraisingin certain day stupid restaurants some 12 and three -year-old girls, making them delicious, the careful recuperation, takes its fresh feces every day, first exposes to the sun its unusual smell coolly. 当然还有一种价格便宜的,普通日笨民众可以享受的,在某些日笨餐馆中经常”豢养”着一些十二、三岁的女孩子,让她们好吃好喝,精心调理,每天取其新鲜大便,首先凉晒去其异味。 Then puts in various seasoning souses, after the above two processes, this feces is not other feces , the reality is the excellent delicacies raw material, finally, is similar after tempura such oil used fries dips the specially-made sauce to eat. 然后放入各种调料腌制,经上述两道工序后,此大便已非彼大便也,实乃上乘的佳肴原料,最后,类似于天妇罗那样用油煎炸后蘸着特制的酱料食用。 Quick, this group of young girls draw the excrement, has the service personnel these of tray ends that is abundant the excrement come out, on each tray puts the label. 很快,这群少女拉完屎,就有服务人员把这些盛着屎的盘子端出来,每个盘子上都放上标签。 Professor leaf, this is the next to last act feast that I give everyone to prepare saintess meal, has Hami melon, durian, tomato, grape and other flavors, you like that flavor.” “叶教授,这是我给大家准备的压轴大餐‘圣女餐’,有哈密瓜、榴莲、番茄、葡萄等味道的,你喜欢那种味道的。” A Tadashi Yoshida pair of leaf glory said. 吉田正一对叶荣耀说道。 Husband, you, if dares to eat this thing, my whole life does not make you bump me.” “老公,你要是敢吃这东西的话,我这辈子都不让你碰我。” willow Qingqing said in the ear nearby threat of leaf glory. 柳箐箐在叶荣耀的耳朵边上威胁道。 This thing looks that wants to spit, do not say that ate. 这东西看着都想吐,更不要说吃了。 Thinks to eat, willow Qingqing has the intense vomitive feeling. 一想到吃,柳箐箐有种强烈的呕吐感。 Director Yoshida good intention thank you, we are not familiar with eat this saintess meal, exempted.” “吉田厅长谢谢你的好意,我们不习惯吃这‘圣女餐’,就免了。” leaf Rongyao shakes the head to say. 叶荣耀摇摇头说道。 Professor leaf, this is really the good thing, not only makes up greatly, often eats not only prolongs the life, but also the youth is not old!” “叶教授,这真的是好东西,不仅大补,常吃不但延年益寿,而且青春不老呢!” A Tadashi Yoshida pair of leaf glory urged. 吉田正一对叶荣耀劝道。 Director Yoshida, the good intention thank you, we really not has the good fortune to enjoy something.” “吉田厅长,谢谢你的好意,我们真的无福消受。” The leaf glory definitely said very much. 叶荣耀很肯定地说道。 This thing leaf glory one group of people will not eat absolutely. 这玩意叶荣耀一群人绝对不会吃的。 Now some leaf glory regrets participate in Tadashi Yoshida one invited, was too disgusting. 现在叶荣耀有些后悔来参加吉田正一的宴请了,太恶心了。 Do not say that willow Qingqing they want to feel nauseated, leaf glory look that wants to spit. 不要说柳箐箐他们想要吐,叶荣耀自己看着都想吐啊。 That was really a pity.” “那真的太可惜了。” Sees the leaf glory they not to eat this saintess meal, Tadashi Yoshida one regretted for them, but looked they asked to willow Qingqing again: „Don't you eat?” 见叶荣耀他们不吃这个“圣女餐”,吉田正一替他们惋惜,不过还是看向柳箐箐她们再问道:“你们吃不?” No!” “不!” Does not eat!” “不吃!” Does not eat!” “不吃!” willow Qingqing, willow tree, willow Xiaohui they quickly shake the head to say. 柳箐箐、柳兮兮、柳小辉她们急忙摇摇头说道。 Such disgusting thing, do not say ate, looks that wants to spit. 这么恶心的东西,不要说吃了,看着都想吐。 willow Qingqing they thought that did not go in the day stupid families to be a guest, upset! 柳箐箐她们都想好了,再也不去日笨人家里做客了,闹心啊! This Hami melon taste gives me, other delivering head of the clan there.” “把这哈密瓜味的给我,其他的送到族长那里。” Tadashi Yoshida sees willow Qingqing they not to eat this saintess meal, said to the nearby steward. 吉田正一见柳箐箐她们都不吃这“圣女餐”,就对边上的管家说道。 After all this saintess meal a value not poor, needs 5 million Japanese Yen one, such precious food, in Yoshida family, only then several men are entitled to enjoy, the women in family do not have the qualifications to enjoy. 毕竟这“圣女餐”一份的价值不菲啊,需要五百万日元一份,这么珍贵的食物,在吉田家族里只有几位当家的男人有资格享受,家族里的女人是没有资格享受的。 Is stupid on day, the position of woman is very low, particularly in the respected family, these women looks very attractive outside, actually in family, position might as well ordinary day stupid woman. 在日笨,女人的地位都很低,尤其是在大家族里面,这些女人在外面看起来很光鲜,其实在家族里面,地位还不如普通的日笨女人。 You do not eat, I may monopolize.” “你们不吃,我可就独享了。” A Tadashi Yoshida saying ended to pick that Hami melon taste the feces to eat immediately, but also nodded to say unceasingly: Un, the flavor is good, for a long time has not eaten such delicious saintess meal.” 吉田正一说完立即夹起那份哈密瓜味的大便吃了起来,还不断点头道:“嗯,味道不错,好久没有吃到这么美味的‘圣女餐’了。” The willow tree the eye turns, almost must spit the thing that ate a moment ago. 柳兮兮眼睛一翻,差点要把刚才吃的东西都吐出来了。 God! 天啊! This person has the problem, even the feces eats, this fellow is abnormal! 这个人有毛病呀,连大便都吃,这家伙变态啊! At this time not only the willow tree did not have the appetite, saw that Tadashi Yoshida is eating the feces, almost felt nauseated. 这时候不但柳兮兮没有了胃口,看到吉田正一吃着大便,几乎要吐。 Husband, I could not bear, I want to spit!” “老公,我受不了了,我想吐!” willow Qingqing really could not bear, could not suppress the impulsion of feeling nauseated quickly. 柳箐箐真的受不了了,都快压不住要吐的冲动了。 Let alone, I also want to spit!” “别说了,我也想吐啊!” leaf Rongyao said in willow Qingqing the ear. 叶荣耀在柳箐箐的耳边说道。 Spoke the honest remark, the leaf glory has not really thought that this Tadashi Yoshida one is so unexpectedly abnormal, will eat the excrement, immediately to his little favorable impression, does not have now. 说实在话,叶荣耀真的没有想到这个吉田正一竟然这么变态,会吃屎,顿时对他一点点的好感,现在全无了。 Even the leaf glory in completed to decide at heart, later left this person of distant point, was too disgusting. 甚至叶荣耀在心里都做好决定了,以后离这人远点,太恶心了。 Husband, I wants to go back!” “老公,我想回去!” willow Qingqing pastes the leaf glory ear to say. 柳箐箐贴着叶荣耀的耳朵说道。 In this restaurant, willow Qingqing was does not want to treat now, she feared that she could not bear spit again greatly. 在这个餐厅里,柳箐箐现在是一刻都不想待了,她怕自己再也忍不住哇哇大吐起来。 In that case, quite will really lose face. 那样的话,真的会好丢人的。 Disgraced is also not most important, the most important thing is, this scene willow Qingqing really could not bear. 丢人还不是最重要的,最重要的是,这场面柳箐箐真的受不了了。 Good!” “好!” leaf Rongyao nods. 叶荣耀点点头。 Let alone willow Qingqing cannot treat, leaf glory cannot treat! 别说柳箐箐待不下去,叶荣耀自己也待不下去啊! Looks that this Tadashi Yoshida eats the excrement the appearance, the leaf glory not only feels the nausea, plants to punch his impulsion. 看着这吉田正一吃屎的样子,叶荣耀不但觉得恶心,还有种想揍他的冲动。 The paralysis, by such disgusting one time, oneself was estimated several days of no appetites ate meal. 麻痹的,被这么恶心一次,自己估计好几天都没有什么胃口吃饭了。 Too was really disgusting. 真的太恶心了。 What did Professor leaf and Miss willow you speak?” “叶教授、柳小姐你们讲什么啊?” Tadashi Yoshida ate Hami melon taste „after saintess meal, wiped under the mouth to look that with the napkin the leaf glory smile asked. 吉田正一吃了一口哈密瓜味的“圣女餐”后,用餐巾抹了下嘴巴看着叶荣耀微笑地问道。 It looks like in Tadashi Yoshida, this glory one group of people do not understand to enjoy, such delicious saintess meal does not enjoy. 在吉田正一看来,这叶荣耀一群人不懂享受,这么美味的“圣女餐”都不享受。 Must know, even if in the day stupid upper circles of society, can enjoy this saintess meal the person is still few, even if Tadashi Yoshida one usually does not hate to enjoy this saintess meal, is not the entertainment important guest, Yoshida families does not hate to spend this money this saintess meal. 要知道就算是在日笨上流社会里,能享受这“圣女餐”的人也是很少的,就算是吉田正一平时都舍不得享受这“圣女餐”,不是招待重要的客人,吉田家族都舍不得花这钱点这“圣女餐”。 Director Yoshida, thanked your hospitality, my wife they were tired, wanted to rest, we first said goodbye.” “吉田厅长,非常感谢你的款待,我妻子她们累了,想要回去休息,我们就先告辞了。” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 Here, the leaf glory was does not want to treat much. 这里,叶荣耀是一刻都不想多待了。 Again , the leaf glory suspected oneself cannot bear want to spit. 再待下去,叶荣耀都怀疑自己都忍不住想吐。 Goes back, now also early?” “回去,现在还早啊?” Tadashi Yoshida doubts said. 吉田正一疑惑地说道。 After all now the time around 7 : 00, have not arrived at eight o'clock. 毕竟现在时间才七点多钟,都还没有到八点钟。 Possibly is the reason of time difference, yesterday did not have the rest to be good, now especially wants to sleep, this said goodbye.” “可能是时差的原因,昨天没有休息好,现在特别地想睡觉,这就告辞了。” leaf Rongyao said firmly. 叶荣耀坚定地说道。 That...... Professor leaf, actually asked you to come in the evening, did a matter want to ask you to help?” “那……叶教授,其实晚上请你来,还有一件事情想要请你帮忙?” Saw the leaf glory really to walk, Tadashi Yoshida one somewhat looks that awkwardly the leaf glory said. 见叶荣耀真的要走了,吉田正一有些为难地看着叶荣耀说道。
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