ICMMWLD :: Volume #18

#1760: „Father, you are quite smelly!”


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Good!” “好!” Brother-in-law military might!” “姐夫威武!” Father was fiercest!” “爸爸是最厉害了!” Brother leaf are fierce!” “叶兄弟厉害啊!” Haha, finally saw that Dege Bayaryn admitted defeat on own initiative!” “哈哈,终于看到德格都巴雅尔主动认输了!” Pitifully, had not seen that Dege Bayaryn was hit to lie on the ground!” “可惜,没有看到德格都巴雅尔被打趴在地上!” Yes, yes, Brother leaf the person was good, under does not give up the cruel methods.” “就是,就是,叶兄弟人太好了,都舍不得下狠手。” Pitifully has not seen Dege Bayaryn's situation, otherwise was too good!” “可惜没有看到德格都巴雅尔的情形,要不然真的太棒了!” ...... …… One hear of Dege Bayaryn admit defeat on own initiative, surrounded people cheered immediately excitedly loudly. 一听德格都巴雅尔主动认输,围观的人们立即兴奋地大声喝彩起来。 Makes willow Qingqing they feel what is strange, person these people in this tribe are excited, even some people are unsatisfied, wishes one could the leaf glory to hit to lie this Dege Bayaryn in the place. 只是让柳箐箐她们觉得奇怪的是,这部落里的人比自己这些人还兴奋,甚至有些人还不满意,恨不得叶荣耀把这德格都巴雅尔打趴在地。 Is this very really strange? 这真的很奇怪啊? Is this Dege big brother Bayaryn's personal connection in the tribe is not good? 难道是这德格都巴雅尔大哥在部落里人缘不好? , Two days of contacts, everyone will not think that Dege big brother Bayaryn the person is very good, he in people with tribe relates very harmoniously. 不会啊,两天的接触,大家都觉得德格都巴雅尔大哥人很不错啊,他跟部落里的人们关系很融洽啊。 Even can say in this tribe the relations among people is very harmonious. 甚至可以说这部落里人与人之间的关系都很融洽。 I lose to Brother leaf, being sincerely convinced that I lose, a moment ago what Brother leaf you used is what time, how I feel the strength on your hand to be soft, a strength does not have, but don't I walk with your hand controllably back and forth?” “我输给叶兄弟,我输的心服口服,叶兄弟你刚才使用的是什么功夫啊,我怎么感觉你手上的力气软绵绵的,一点力气都没有,可是我还是不可控地随着你的手来回走?” Dege Bayaryn has not paid attention to these people in tribe taking pleasure in others' misfortunes, these people with oneself trip and fall, by oneself has taken down, this psychology is not balanced, what Dege Bayaryn compares to care is Brother leaf uses what style, really had a strength to cause the feeling on cotton by oneself. 德格都巴雅尔没有理会部落里的那些人“幸灾乐祸”,这些人跟自己摔跤的时候,被自己放倒过,这心理不平衡而已,德格都巴雅尔还是比较关心的是“叶兄弟”到底使用什么招式,竟然让自己有种力量使在棉花上的感觉。 The bewilderment that Dege Bayaryn lost a moment ago, by the present, Dege Bayaryn does not understand how oneself will lose. 刚才德格都巴雅尔输的莫名其妙,到现在,德格都巴雅尔都不明白自己怎么就会输的。 Tai Chi!” “太极拳!” The leaf glory said gently. 叶荣耀轻轻地说道。 This «Tai Chi» is one of skills the leaf glory pulls out earliest, the number of times of but afterward using were getting fewer and fewer, today this competition, just can use. 这个《太极拳》是叶荣耀最早抽到的技能之一,只不过后来用的次数越来越少了,今天这个比试,刚好可以用上。 Tai Chi? Is Tai Chi so fierce?” “太极拳?太极拳这么厉害?” Dege Bayaryn somewhat is surprised. 德格都巴雅尔有些吃惊。 Although Dege Bayaryn is in the ancient Mongolian prairie, without experiencing Tai Chi, but primal chaos this Kung Fu, Dege Bayaryn has listened. 虽然德格都巴雅尔身在古蒙大草原里,没有见识过太极拳,不过“太极”这功夫,德格都巴雅尔还是听过的。 What Tai Chi and primal chaos sword and primal chaos palm and so on primal chaos times, looks like in Dege Bayaryn, are the flower trellis times that the old man and old woman keeping in good health uses, good to look at but of no use. 什么“太极拳”、“太极剑”、“太极掌”等等太极功夫,在德格都巴雅尔看来,都是老头、老太太养生用的花架子功夫,中看不中用。 Has not thought this Tai Chi is so unexpectedly fierce, fights truly, oneself strength mostly is useless, although others hands seemingly there is no strength, but completely oneself restraining. 怎么也没有想到这个“太极拳”竟然这么厉害,真正交手起来,自己力气再大都没有用,人家手虽然看起来没有什么力气,可完全把自己给克制住了。 Thinks these old men and old women in most metropolis/can this city primal chaos, Dege Bayaryn face was green. 一想到城里的那些老头、老太太们大部分都会这“太极”,德格都巴雅尔脸都绿了。 Is gathering first expert in this tribe, can't the old man and old women who in including the city these practice the primal chaos be victorious? 合着自己这个部落里的第一高手,连城里那些练太极的老头、老太太都打不过? Haha, Brother leaf, you are great, I respect your one bowl of liquor!” “哈哈,叶兄弟,你是好样的,我敬你一碗酒!” I also respect Brother leaf one bowl of liquor!” “我也敬叶兄弟一碗酒!” The people on prairie respect the powerhouse, the leaf glory easily beat in the tribe the strongest warrior, making the everybody in tribe respect him. 草原上的人都敬重强者,叶荣耀这么轻易地击败部落里最强的勇士,让部落里的男女老少都更加敬重他了。 The men on many prairie carry the liquor to respect the leaf glory. 很多草原上的汉子都端起酒敬叶荣耀。 The night on prairie is the man mostly, after singing and dancing, willow Qingqing the they and tribe women in returned to the tent to rest, the men in leaf glory and tribe still drank to eat the meat in this bonfire. 草原上的夜晚大部分属于男人的,载歌载舞后,柳箐箐她们和部落里的女人都回帐篷里休息了,叶荣耀和部落里的男人仍然在这篝火边喝酒吃肉。 Uncle Ai Yan, in this ancient Mongolian prairie where can seek the Pegasus?” “艾彦大叔,这古蒙大草原上哪里能寻到天马?” Followed one bowl of liquor Ai Yan Shaman, the leaf glory asked to him. 跟艾彦萨满干了一碗酒,叶荣耀向他问道。 The leaf glory naturally still remembers duty that own tames the Pegasus. 叶荣耀自然还记得自己一个驯服天马的任务。 But this boundless ancient Mongolian prairie, on oneself where seeks for horse of this day? Cannot with headless fly chaotic flies. 可是这茫茫的古蒙大草原,自己上哪里去寻找这天马呢?总不能跟无头苍蝇似的乱飞吧。 This Ai Yan Shaman is profoundest as the knowledge of Karrer Keqi Tribe, most mystical existence, the leaf glory thought that perhaps he knows the matter about Pegasus. 这位艾彦萨满作为卡勒克旗部落的知识最渊博,最神秘的存在,叶荣耀觉得他或许知道些关于天马的事情。 Pegasus?” “天马?” Ai Yan Shaman looked at the leaf glory to ask strangely: „Can you seek for the Pegasus?” 艾彦萨满古怪地看了看叶荣耀问道:“你要去寻找天马?” Un, I have heard the legends of many Pegasus, therefore wants to experience the Pegasus.” “嗯,我听说过很多天马的传说,所以想去见识见识天马。” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 As for lazy person system task, that naturally may not to the criticism/human language. 至于“懒人系统任务”,那自然是不可对人言的。 Perhaps you wanted disappointedly, I lived for more than 70 years in the ancient Mongolian prairie, without seeing the Pegasus, many have also listened to some people to see the Pegasus, but that was twenty years ago things, the person who these years the prairie played were many, this wild horse group was very rare, the Pegasus was no one has seen.” “恐怕你要失望了,我在古蒙大草原上生活了七十多年,都没有见过天马,最多也就听过有人见过天马,不过那都是二十几年以前的事情,这些年来大草原游玩的人多了,这野马群都很少见了,天马更是没有人见过。” Perhaps naturally, some people have seen, we do not know.” “当然,也许有人见过,我们不知道而已。” Ai Yan Shaman said. 艾彦萨满说道。 On this day Mark is on the prairie the fiercest horse, is the pride on prairie. 这天马可是草原上最厉害的马儿,是草原上的骄傲。 What a pity in the boundless prairie, saw the person of Pegasus too to be really few were too few, existence in present this day horse Chengwei legend. 可惜茫茫大草原里,见过天马的人实在太少太少了,以至于现在这天马成为传说中的存在。 Can seek this day horse to where?” “到哪里能寻到这天马?” leaf Rongyao quickly asked. 叶荣耀急忙问道。 This is the leaf glory most issue of concern. 这是叶荣耀最关心的问题。 This I do not know that the Pegasus was too scarce, basically lives in the habitation rarely to place, if currently also has the Pegasus to survive in the ancient Mongolian prairie, should in close to Great Snow Mountain, there be very dangerous, habitation rarely, only will then live area that is discovered.” “这个我就不知道了,天马实在太稀少了,基本上生活在人烟罕至的地方,如果现在还有天马存活在古蒙大草原上的话,应该在靠近大雪山附近,那里很危险,人烟罕至,只有生活在那一带才不会被人们发现。” Ai Yan Shaman narrows the eye to think to say. 艾彦萨满眯起眼睛想了想说道。 Thanks!” “谢谢!” Although the information was short, but the leaf glory is very satisfactory, minimum awareness must find horse of this day, must approach the snowy mountain the place to look. 虽然信息少了点,不过叶荣耀还是很满意,最起码的知道要找到这天马,就要去靠近雪山的地方找。 Although this ancient Mongolian prairie is very big, is this snowy mountain such several, the range that this seeks for reduced were more. 这古蒙大草原虽然很大,可是这雪山就那么几座,这寻找的范围缩小了很多很多。 ...... …… Has itself the previous lesson, the leaf glory this time does not dare to get drunk, the drunk difference not multi-bladed glory set out to say with everyone oneself were stranded, must go back to sleep. 有上次的教训,叶荣耀这次可不敢把自己喝醉,喝的差不多叶荣耀就起身跟大家说自己困了,要回去睡觉了。 This chapter no one drew leaf Rongyao to drink again, after all yesterday the alcohol capacity of leaf glory gave everyone's impression is really profound. 这回没有人再拉着叶荣耀拼酒了,毕竟昨天叶荣耀的酒量给大家的印象实在是太深刻了。 Who also dares to drink with him, isn't that looks uncomfortably? 谁还敢跟他拼酒,那不是自己找难受吗? The ancient veiled hold/container sound-insulated effect is very bad, just arrived at ancient Mongolian package of not far away, the hearing astonishing leaf glory then heard the daughter giggle the laughter. 古蒙包的隔音效果是很差的,刚走到古蒙包不远处,听力惊人的叶荣耀便听到了女儿咯咯的笑声。 ...... …… Eldest child said: Since this, this throne is my, because I am the laziest son, when I lie down sleeps, there is a anything to fall to my eye, I am also disinclined to wipe off, even if cannot close the eye, I will still continue to sleep.” “老大说:既然这样,这王位就是我的,因为我是最懒的儿子,当我躺下睡觉时,有任何东西落到我的眼睛里,我也懒得去擦掉,即使不能把眼睛闭上,我仍然会继续睡觉。” The second son said: Father, the throne should pass to me, because I am the laziest son. When I sit in the fire warms up, is the fire burns my toe, I am also disinclined to receive the leg.” 二儿子说:“爸爸,王位应该传给我,因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候,就是火燃到我的脚趾,我也懒得把腿收回来。” The third son said: Father, this throne is my, because I am you laziest son, if I must be hung, the string has wrapped on the neck, some people a sharp knife stopper in my hands, want me to shut off the string, I was rather hung is also disinclined to lift the handle string to cut off.” 第三个儿子说:“爸爸,这王位是我的,因为我是你最懒的儿子,如果我就要被吊起来,绳子已经套在了脖子上,有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里,要我切断绳子,我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。” The father hears here saying: You are the rightest candidate, you should succeed to the throne.” 父亲听到这里说道:“你是最合适的人选,你应该继承王位。” ...... …… Although hears somewhat fuzzily, but the leaf glory guessed correctly probably oneself wife toot toot is speaking fairy tale «Three Sluggard» now. 虽然听得有些模模糊糊,但叶荣耀大概猜到了自己老婆现在正在给嘟嘟讲童话故事《三个懒汉》。 Now own daughter listens is very happy. 自己女儿现在听的很开心。 Hears daughter's euphonious laughter, the leaf glory has a full happy feeling at heart. 听到自己女儿银铃般的笑声,叶荣耀心里有种满满的幸福感。 This perhaps is the father love! 这或许就是父爱吧! Own small time, listens to the father to tell the story to oneself each time, laughter that oneself exude happily, do the father innermost feelings have this full happy feeling? 自己小的时候,每次听自己父亲给自己讲故事,自己开心发出的笑声,父亲内心也有这种满满的幸福感吧? What a pity waited to grow up, studied, oneself no longer liked listening to the father to tell the story, even shut out the story that he told to be wrong, differed with the books is too big. 可惜等自己长大了,读书了,自己就不再喜欢听自己父亲讲故事了,甚至嫌弃他讲的故事都是错误的,跟书本里相差太大了。 As everyone knows, oneself parents have not gotten up a person of heavenly book as one, in order to says these stories to oneself, they make the great effort. 殊不知,自己父母作为一个没有上过一天书的人,为了能给自己讲这些故事,他们付出多大的努力。 They are not literate, cannot understand the story in books, they definitely consult others, depends on individual memory to remember this story, says the child listens to oneself, but to let own child is happy. 他们不识字,看不懂书本里的故事,他们肯定是请教别人,靠着个人的记忆把这故事记住,讲给自己孩子听,只是为了让自己孩子开心。 But actually shut out the story that the parents told is not correct, is not willing to listen to them to tell the story again. 可自己却嫌弃自己父母讲的故事不正确,不愿意再听他们讲故事了。 Now thinks, the leaf glory was full of the regret at heart. 现在想起来,叶荣耀心里充满了懊悔。 If the time can flow backwards, the leaf glory will definitely say to the parents, son good to listen to you to tell the story.” 如果时间可以倒流的话,叶荣耀肯定会对父母说,“儿子好想听你们讲故事。” Even if what a pity the leaf glory currently has the skill of direct access to the highest authorities, does not have the ability to make the time flow backwards, listens respectfully the parents to tell the story to oneself. 可惜哪怕叶荣耀现在有通天的本事,也没有能力让时光倒流,去聆听自己父母给自己讲故事。 Under the nighttime sky, the leaf glory stood silently met, after reorganizing own mood, the leaf glory got to this ancient veiled hold/container entrance, said low voice: I came back!” 在夜空下,叶荣耀默默地站了一会了,整理好自己的情绪后,叶荣耀走到这古蒙包的门口,小声地说道:“我回来了!” Father came back!” “爸爸回来了!” Inside broadcasts toot toot the happy sound immediately. 里面立即传来嘟嘟开心的声音。 When willow Qingqing opens the ancient veiled hold/container door, the leaf glory follows willow Qingqing to enter ancient veiled hold/container behind, just saw that toot toot lies after on the bed smiles bends down supinely, often rolls, makes chaotically the quilt. 等柳箐箐打开古蒙包的门,叶荣耀跟着柳箐箐身后走进古蒙包,刚好看到嘟嘟趴在床上笑得前俯后仰,不时地滚来滚去,把被子弄得乱糟糟的。 Toot toot, what matter is so happy?” “嘟嘟,什么事情这么高兴啊?” Looks the own daughter such happy appearance, the leaf glorious mood changes for the better immediately. 看自己女儿这么开心的样子,叶荣耀心情顿时好转很多。 Father, mother told several funny stories to me a moment ago!” “爸爸,妈妈刚才给我讲了好几个好笑的故事!” Small toot toot slid from the bed round and round, the smile is brimming with, jumped to the leaf glory excitedly. 小嘟嘟从床铺上骨溜溜地滑了下来,笑脸洋溢着,激动地向叶荣耀蹦了过来。 leaf Rongyao bends the waist hastily, will be small toot toot to hug. 叶荣耀连忙弯腰,将小嘟嘟抱起来。 Goes home each time, two hugs that the leaf glory most anticipates, one is the hug of wife, another is the hug of child. 每次回家,叶荣耀最期待的两个拥抱,一个是自己妻子的拥抱,另一个就是自己孩子的拥抱。 Daughter sweet, the happy smile, absolutely is this world's most beautiful existence. 女儿甜甜的、欢喜的笑容,绝对是这个世界上最美的存在。 Father, you are quite smelly!” “爸爸,你好臭!” Small toot toot was being hugged by the father, smelled smelling toward the father cheek on, then the jar sound jar air/Qi said. 小嘟嘟被爸爸抱着,往爸爸脸蛋上嗅了嗅,然后瓮声瓮气地说道。 Smelly? Where smelly?” “臭?哪里臭啊?” leaf Rongyao hugs the daughter, the doubts is smelling with the nose, without feeling where on oneself has the smell. 叶荣耀抱着女儿,疑惑地用鼻子闻了闻,没有觉得自己身上哪里有臭。 Has the smell, has the smell! The father nose is not good not to smell.” “有臭,有臭!爸爸鼻子不好闻不到。” Toot toot said immediately. 嘟嘟立即说道。 Husband, toot toot said that your liquor is smelly.” “老公,嘟嘟说你酒臭。” willow Qingqing smiles reminds. 柳箐箐笑笑地提醒道。 This person drank, in the mouth has the liquor stink to pass on, this liquor drinks are more, this liquor is smelly more serious. 这人喝酒了,嘴巴里就有酒臭味传出来,这酒喝的越多,这酒臭越严重。 This also why people like calling the drunkard smelly drunkard. 这也是为什么人们喜欢称酒鬼为“臭酒鬼”。
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