„Dear, my meaning is that woman is really ugly, that male long also calculates, this was really the good cabbage to make the pig arch!” “亲爱的,我的意思是那个女人真难看,那男的长的还算可以,这真的是好白菜都让猪拱了！” A that young fellow face wailing to say to own girlfriend against one's conscience. 那位男青年一脸哭丧地昧着良心对自己女朋友说道。 In booth such a female tiger girlfriend, young fellow! 摊上这么一个女老虎般的女朋友,男青年心里呜呼哀哉啊！ „Really?” “真的？” That girl suspected that the place looks own boyfriend asked. 那个女孩子怀疑地看着自己男朋友问道。 „Absolutely true, if half a word lie, lets my may heaven strike me with lightening five times!” “千真万确,如果半句假话,就让我天打五雷轰！” The young fellow pledged immediately said. 男青年立即发誓地说道。 „Dear, I believe you!” “亲爱地,我相信你！” Saw the boyfriends to make such heavy serious oath to oneself, that girl was finally well satisfied. 见自己男朋友都对自己发这么重的毒誓了,那个女孩子总算是心满意足了。 The aural acuity of leaf glory is good, naturally can hear this to the opposite party of young men and women, sighs with emotion: „Two goods where this braves!” 叶荣耀的耳力非常好,自然能听到这对年轻男女的对方,不由地感慨:“这从哪里冒出来的二货啊！” The leaf glory listens to some people own to analogy „good cabbage” for the first time, analogies „pig” willow Qingqing. 叶荣耀还是第一次听有人把自己比喻成“好白菜”,把柳箐箐比喻成“猪”。 „Good cabbage to make the pig arch!” Also can explain unexpectedly like this. “好白菜都让猪拱了！”竟然还能这样解释。 The leaf glory finds it ridiculous. 叶荣耀不由地觉得好笑。 „Husband, what matter makes you so happy?” “老公,什么事情让你这么高兴啊？” Sees the leaf glory grinning appearance, willow Qingqing has doubts asks. 见叶荣耀笑嘻嘻的样子,柳箐箐疑惑地问道。 „It‘s nothing, heard the dialogue that two two compel a moment ago, specially funny.” “没什么,刚才听到两个二逼的对话,特别地好笑。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Does brother-in-law, where two compel?” “姐夫,哪里有二逼啊？” The willow tree all around has a look, the doubts asked. 柳兮兮四周看看,疑惑地问道。 „Hehe, you cared that two do compel to do?” “呵呵,你这么关心二逼干嘛？” leaf Rongyao smiles looks that the willow tree asked. 叶荣耀微笑地看着柳兮兮问道。 „Did not say that did not say, having anything is great.” “不说就不说,有什么了不起的。” The willow tree snort/hum the sound, accompanied toot toot them to play discontentedly. 柳兮兮不满地哼了声,就去陪嘟嘟她们玩了。 The willow tree understands, so long as elder sister, oneself this smelly brother-in-law eyes only then an elder sister person, absolutely does not have anything position. 柳兮兮明白,只要自己姐姐在,自己这个臭姐夫眼里就只有自己姐姐一个人,根本就没有自己什么地位。 „Husband, we pass with the children make several pictures together.” “老公,我们过去跟孩子们一起拍几张照片吧。” willow Qingqing happy is drawing the leaf glory big hand, walks toward the children that side. 柳箐箐心情愉快的拉着叶荣耀的大手,往孩子们那边走去。 „, You give our family of four to take several entire family photos.” “兮兮,你给我们一家四口拍几张全家照。” willow Qingqing gives the willow tree to say own cell phone. 柳箐箐把自己的手机递给柳兮兮说道。 „Good, stood, to this, everyone smiled one, the eggplant!” “好,都站好了,对就这样,大家笑一个,茄子！” The willow tree pressed under the photograph button of cell phone. 柳兮兮按了下手机的拍照按钮。 „Ok, the elder sister, you looked that my photograph technology is good.” “好了,姐,你看我这拍照技术不错吧。” Shot several pictures continuously, the willow tree handed over to give back to willow Qingqing to say the cell phone. 连续拍了好几张照片,柳兮兮把手机递还给柳箐箐说道。 „Good, pats is very good.” “不错,拍的很好。” willow Qingqing on picture to the cell phone is very satisfied. 柳箐箐对手机上的照片很满意。 „Did the present beautiful woman vision, have a liking for such a ugly man?” “现在的美女眼光都这么了,这么就看上这么一个难看的男人？” „Possibly does he have money? Now can marry the pretty woman richly, without money, you marries the pretty woman, sooner or later will also run.” “可能他有钱吧？现在有钱才能娶上漂亮的女人,没有钱,你娶上漂亮的女人,早晚也跑了。” „Now the pretty girls marry the coal mine owner, it seems like not wrong.” “现在漂亮的女孩子都嫁给煤老板了,看来一点都没有错。” At this time two young people their nearby passed through from the leaf glory, eye continuously color honey honey willow Qingqing and willow tree, the split vision swept several leaf glory, started to discuss. 这时候两个青年人从叶荣耀他们边上走过,眼睛一直色蜜蜜柳箐箐和柳兮兮,余光扫了几眼叶荣耀,开始议论起来。 Two people sounds have not basically pulled down, obviously they do not care about the leaf glory they to hear their dialogues very much. 两人的声音基本上都没有压低,很明显他们根本就不顾及叶荣耀他们听到他们的对话。 „Father, they said your long ugliness.” “爸爸,他们说你长的难看。” Toot toot runs up to the leaf glory immediately the side, points at that two youth to complain to the leaf glory. 嘟嘟立即跑到叶荣耀的身边,指着那两个青年对叶荣耀告状道。 „That was two fools, the fool says the father to be ugly, that is jealous the father, knew?” “那是两傻逼,傻逼说爸爸难看,那是妒忌爸爸,知道吗？” The leaf glory touches toot toot the head to say. 叶荣耀摸摸嘟嘟的头说道。 Has not been serious the words of that two youth quite the same as. 浑然没有把那两青年的话当回事。 Clearly, these two youth are jealous the side to have so many pretty women, this saying incoming call outside sour. 很明显,这两青年是妒忌自己身边有这么多漂亮的女人,这话来话外酸溜溜的。 This person the leaf glory responds now rarely. 这种人现在叶荣耀都难得搭理。 „Whom did you scold the fool?” “你骂谁傻逼啊？” leaf Rongyao spoke has not lowered the sound intentionally, that two youth naturally also heard, immediately on the fire, arrived at the leaf glory the front to shout. 叶荣耀说话也没有故意压低声音,那两青年自然也听到了,立即就火起来,走到叶荣耀的面前喝道。 Originally sees leaf glory so many beautiful women, their is not happy, now was scolded „fool” by the leaf glory, they are not naturally dry. 本来看到叶荣耀身边这么多美女,他们心情就非常不好,现在被叶荣耀骂“傻逼”,他们自然不干了。 „Do you want to do?” “你们想干嘛？” Nangong purple is beautiful they to keep off in the leaf glory front immediately, looks vigilantly these two youth said. 南宫紫嫣她们立即挡在叶荣耀的面前,警惕地看着这两青年说道。 As the security guard, Nangong purple is beautiful they to prevent some people to injure to leaf glory one frequently. 作为警卫,南宫紫嫣她们时刻都要防止有人伤到叶荣耀一家。 „A grown man hides in one group of women behind, don't you feel bashful?” “一个大男人躲在一群女人身后,你不觉得害臊吗？” The youth who puts on the white short sleeve looks that the leaf glory said. 穿着白色短袖的青年看着叶荣耀说道。 „How to prepare to select only inadequately with me?” “怎么准备跟我单挑不成？” leaf Rongyao smiles arrives at Nangong purple to be beautiful in front of them, was saying to these two youth. 叶荣耀笑笑地走到南宫紫嫣她们前面,对着这两青年说道。 Spoke the honest remark, the leaf glory essentially is a person who likes fighting. 说实在话,叶荣耀本质上是个喜欢打架的人。 „Whom did you scold the fool a moment ago?” “你刚才骂谁傻逼了？” The youth of that wear white short sleeve is staring to look that the leaf glory asked. 那个穿着白色短袖的青年瞪着眼睛看着叶荣耀问道。 „Originally you are the fools! You did not say that I have really not known.” “原来你们是傻逼啊！你不说我还真不知道。” leaf Rongyao said grinningly. 叶荣耀笑嘻嘻地说道。 „You court death!” “你找死！” The young people are quite easy to impulse, the young men who this puts on the white short sleeve naturally could not bear leaf Rongyao saying that he was a fool. 年轻人比较容易冲动,这个穿白色短袖的青年男子自然受不了叶荣耀说他是傻逼了。 Sees only the young men who this puts on the white short sleeve to shout angrily, wields the fist to prepare the dozen of leaf glory. 只见这穿白色短袖的青年男子怒喝一声,挥动拳头准备打叶荣耀。 Finishes barely the words, this white short sleeve the fist of young men was then held by the leaf glory, pushes out: „Goes equally!” 话音未落,这白色短袖的青年男子的拳头便被叶荣耀一把抓住,往外一推:“一边儿去！” What strength is leaf glory that? This bone thin such as material the young men of white short sleeve this was pushed by the leaf glory, under foot staggers, nearly falls a foot to face upwards. 叶荣耀那是什么劲头？这骨瘦如材的白色短袖的青年男子被叶荣耀这一推,脚下一个趔趄,险些摔个脚朝天。 Immediately the young men of this white short sleeve blushes like the blood, the solemn seven cuns (2.5 cm) son, was almost advanced a foot to face upwards, the young men who before so many beautiful women lets this white short sleeve only thought that wants ashamed and resentfully, immediately is angry saying: „Do you hit me one to try again?” 顿时这白色短袖的青年男子脸红如血,自己堂堂七寸男儿,在这么多美女面前被人差点推到个脚朝天,让这白色短袖的青年男子只觉得羞愤欲死,立即大怒道:“你再打我一下试试？” leaf Rongyao looked at the young men of this white short sleeve, then to another youth who wears the gray shirt said: „Did you hear?” 叶荣耀看了看这白色短袖的青年男子,然后对另一位穿着灰色衬衫的青年说道:“你听见了吧？” Puts on the youth of gray shirt to stare, does not understand the leaf glorious words the meaning: „What listened...... to hear?” 穿着灰色衬衫的青年一愣,不明白叶荣耀话的意思:“听……听见什么了？” „Your friend makes me hit him!” “你朋友让我打他啊！” leaf Rongyao said with a smile. 叶荣耀笑道。 Puts on youth some of gray shirt not to get back one's composure: „, Heard, you......” 穿着灰色衬衫的青年有些没回过神:“啊,听见了,难道你……” The youth of this wear gray shirt finishes barely the words, saw that the leaf glory vigorous form cheetah flees generally, an arrow step arrives in front of the young men of white short sleeve, soaring fireworks pound according to white short sleeve the surface gate of young men. 这个穿着灰色衬衫的青年话音未落,就见到叶荣耀矫健的身影猎豹一般窜出去,一个箭步到得白色短袖的青年男子面前,一个冲天炮照着白色短袖的青年男子的面门砸过去。 The next second, leaf glory that copper pouring strong same fist came a close contact with white short sleeve the bridge of the nose of young men. 下一秒,叶荣耀那铜浇铁铸一样的拳头跟白色短袖的青年男子的鼻梁来了个亲密接触。 „......” “嗷……” Young men miserable howling of white short sleeve, face upwards to tumble, the nosebleed fountain same wells up, flickered the time incarnadine the cement floor. 白色短袖的青年男子惨嚎一声,仰天跌倒,鼻血喷泉一样涌出来,瞬时间染红了水泥地面。 Everyone dumbfounded, put on the youth of gray shirt to open wide a big mouth, looks at the leaf glory dumbfoundedly. 所有人都呆住了,穿着灰色衬衫的青年更是张大了一张大嘴,目瞪口呆地看着叶荣耀。 Recovers, the youth of this wear gray shirt, the finger shivers is pointing at the leaf glory: „How dare do your you...... you make a move to offend somebody?” 回过神来,这穿着灰色衬衫的青年,手指颤抖着指着叶荣耀:“你你你……你怎敢出手伤人？” This person was too rampant, under this Capital City big square big crowd of people, he 12 first begins to hit the person unexpectedly again. 这人太嚣张了,在这个京城大广场这个大庭广众之下,他竟然一二再地先动手打人。 Puts on the youth of gray shirt to feel oneself are the rampant domineering person, has not thought that meets a more rampant domineering person. 穿着灰色衬衫的青年觉得自己是嚣张跋扈的人,没有想到遇上一个更加嚣张跋扈的人。 mother, today how goes out does not have a look at the almanac! 尼玛的,今天出门怎么就不看看黄历啊！ „You also heard a moment ago are the young men of this white short sleeve said personally makes me hit his, to be honest long is so big, has not met such cheap person, is simply incredible, therefore I try to prove your friend to want me to hit him with you, I for fear that misunderstood, you also heard luckily, when if the police came, you must testify to me, is not I must make into him such, is he himself must I begin to hit his.” “你刚才也听到了是这白色短袖的青年男子亲口说让我打他的,说实话长这么大,还没遇见过这样的贱人,简直让人难以置信,所以我跟你求证一下你朋友是不是要我打他,我是生怕自己听错了,幸好你也听见了,等会要是警察来了,你可是要给我做证,不是我要把他打成这样的,是他自己要我动手打他的。” The leaf glory is innocent, youth of both hands one to this wear gray shirt said. 叶荣耀一脸无辜,双手一摊对这穿着灰色衬衫的青年说道。 „What my friend is to make you hit him one to try, really does not make you hit him!” “我朋友的是让你打他一下试试,又不是真的让你打他！” Puts on the youth of gray shirt to stare at the leaf glory anger to say. 穿着灰色衬衫的青年盯着叶荣耀怒道。 „Right, you said is very right, he is to make me hit him to try, you possibly do not know that I like taking pleasure in serving others , helping him hit to try, everyone saw, I have not hit absolutely second.” “对啊,你说的很对啊,他是让我打他试试,你可能不知道我这个人就喜欢助人为乐,就帮他打一下试试,大家都看到了,我绝对没打第二下。” leaf Rongyao said grinningly. 叶荣耀笑嘻嘻地说道。 „My brother-in-law requests to hit him one to try according to him, I can show, this world is really every possible strange thing, likes the hit person unexpectedly like this.” “我姐夫就是按他要求打他一下试试的,我可以证明,这世界真的是无奇不有,竟然还有这样喜欢被打的人。” The willow tree follows to create a disturbance to say immediately. 柳兮兮立即跟着起哄说道。 Surrounded people were passed a lightning fist to be soon startled the eyeball by leaf glory that to stare a moment ago quickly, now is soon shaken the chin to fall by the leaf glorious words. 围观的人们刚才被叶荣耀那快逾闪电一拳惊得眼珠子快要瞪出来,现在则被叶荣耀一番话震得下巴快要掉下来。 Also can like this? 还可以这样？ However thinks carefully, young men of truly this white short sleeve said sentence „you hit me one to try”. 不过仔细想想,确实这白色短袖的青年男子自己说了句“你打我一下试试”。 This matter said from the words scope could not really have complained about the leaf glory, others invited on the young men of white short sleeve. 这事情从话面上讲还真怨不得叶荣耀,人家只是应白色短袖的青年男子所请而已。 You make me hit that me to hit, fired off difficultly inadequately added that I wasn't right? 你让我打那我就打咯,难不成打完还说我不对？ How this saying said that probably some truth. 这话怎么说,好像都有些道理。 „You...... you......” “你……你们……” Put on the youth air/Qi of gray shirt to result in the nose to be about to belch smoke, made into this own friend, they unexpectedly also rational. 穿着灰色衬衫的青年气得鼻子都快冒烟了,把自己朋友打成这样,他们竟然还有理。 „How I...... I, am he make me hit obviously his, you said you also heard, how also to complain about me now, cultivates the behavior cannot like this......” “我……我怎么了,明明是他让我打他的啊,你都说了你也听见了,怎么现在又怨我了,做人可不能这样……” The leaf glory innocent said. 叶荣耀一脸无辜地说道。 „Yes, yes!” “就是,就是！” „How cultivates the behavior can like this!” “做人怎么样可以这样呢！” „Our bosses are the person are good, like taking pleasure in serving others!” “我们老板就是人好,喜欢助人为乐！” „Our bosses were really the good intention work as the evil intent!” “咱们老板真是好心被当驴肝肺了！” The willow tree and horse Yu they sang a duet immediately with the leaf glory. 柳兮兮和马钰她们立即跟叶荣耀一唱一和起来。 Put on the youth of gray shirt really soon to irritate, he may, no matter the leaf glory were really silly or plays the fool, was angry saying: „Simply lawless, hitting the person was rational?” 穿着灰色衬衫的青年是真的快要气死了,他可不管叶荣耀是真傻还是装傻,大怒道:“简直无法无天,打了人还有理了？” „Is he wants me to hit his, everyone heard!” “是他要我打他的,大家都听到了！” The leaf glory old god was saying in the place. 叶荣耀老神在在地说道。 „I heard!” “我听到了！” „I also heard!” “我也听到了！” The willow tree this group of girls said immediately. 柳兮兮这一帮女孩子立即说道。 „Uncle, I also heard, is he wants the uncle to hit his.” “叔叔,我也听到了,是他要叔叔打他的。” „Father, toot toot also heard, is this uncle wants the father to hit his.” “爸爸,嘟嘟也听到了,是这位叔叔要爸爸打他的。” The small dream dream and small toot toot two young babies also quickly said. 小梦梦和小嘟嘟两个小娃子也急忙说道。 „You had a look at the children saying that won't the child always say?” “你看看小孩子都这么说了,小孩子总不会说慌吧？” leaf Rongyao smiles looks that puts on the youth of gray shirt to say. 叶荣耀笑笑地看着穿着灰色衬衫的青年说道。 A surrounded people face strange facial expression, wants to smile must suppress, this matter really quite funny. 围观的群众不由地一脸古怪的神情,想笑又得强忍着,这事情真的好逗。 The young men of this white short sleeve hit is injust enough, this does not do well also really must be hit white/in vain. 这白色短袖的青年男子被打的够冤的,这顿弄不好还真的要被白打。