„This Grandmaster, where was I a pity?” “这位大师,我哪里可惜了？” leaf Rongyao looks grinningly that said oneself „were a pity” the fortune-teller asked. 叶荣耀笑嘻嘻地看着那位说自己“可惜”的算命先生问道。 „Could not say that...... could not say!” “说不得……说不得啊！” That Grandmaster shakes the head to say. 那位大师摇摇头说道。 Actually the leaf glory understands that this is the trick that the fortune-teller habitually uses, brings to the attention of passer-by with this move, said again some such words, causes the curiosity on road. 其实叶荣耀明白这是算命先生惯用的伎俩,用这招数引起路人的注意,再说些这样的话,引起路上的好奇。 So long as there is a curiosity, this business 99% became. 只要有好奇心,这笔生意90%九就成了。 So long as the passer-by had the curiosity, will ask this fortune-teller to tell fortunes, so long as made the fortune-teller tell fortunes, he can trick you made a payment willingly. 只要路人有好奇心了,就会找这位算命先生算命,只要让算命先生算命,他就能把你忽悠的心甘情愿地交钱。 The fortune-teller tricks others' method to be many, they use the superstitious psychology and ambiguous excuse make yourself „taking a seat according to ticket number” commonly used. 算命先生忽悠别人的方法很多,他们用迷信者心理和模棱两可的说词让你自己“对号入座”则是常用的。 The psychology of superstitious is so long as guessed correctly that with matter that a little border, is thinks that is „”. The people have the general character and individuality aspects, 10 „” with 90 and 100 accurate, has the essential difference. 迷信者的心理就是只要猜到与自己有一点所搭界的事,就是认为是“准”。人有共性与个性的方方面面,十的“准”与90、100的准确,有本质的区别的。 The telling fortunes Grandmaster only guesses some general character „”, people think, the stranger can know own encountering a difficulty, was „”. 算命大师只猜些共性的“准”,人们就认为,陌生人能知道自己的遇事,就是“准”了。 Believes the character to work as first, the telling fortunes Grandmaster said again some general character polite talk, was more accurate. 信字当先,算命大师再说些共性的套话,就更准了。 For example the person who looks distressed told fortunes, only said that this person had difficult, over 10, actually, guess that a person had the matter safe/without matter, below 30, the person who some slightly societies experienced can „watching a person's every mood” say 12. Ambiguous, lets calculate that take a seat according to ticket number. 比如愁眉苦脸的人来算命,只说此人有难,就准了十以上,其实,猜一个人有事无事,在30以下,稍有一些社会经历的人都会“观颜察色”说出一二的。模棱两可,让算者自己对号入座。 For example the telling fortunes person calculates that several children said: „This life three children, is hanging on the tree”. 比如算命人算有几个子女说:“本命有三子女,一个在树上挂着”。 This ambiguous words, in the calculated person has in four children, is. 这一模棱两可的话,在被算的人有四个子女内,都是准的。 If calculates that said that only then a child, „is hanging”, this life has, but two do not have the whereabouts, how this listens is right. 若算者说只有一个孩子,“一个挂着”嘛,本命有,但两个没着落啦,这怎么听都是对的。 If said that is two children, this is also right, „is hanging”, only lived two, the telling fortunes Grandmaster can immediately to your view. 若说是二个孩子,这也对,“一个挂着”,只生了两个嘛,算命大师能立即给你这个说法。 If three children, was right, this life three, but has not lived. 若是有三个孩子,也对了,本命三个,但还有一个未生啊。 Must say that your four children, this is right, this life is only three, but is hanging, gave birth. 要说你有四个孩子,这就对啊,本命只是三个,但还有一个是挂着的,也生下了。 Has such in a big way „mobile” child, who doesn't guess certainly? 有这么大的“机动”孩子,谁猜不准呢？ Let alone the family planning of Huaxia can only live two now, lives three to fine, if lives four, to the ordinary families, can punish you to lose everything. 更何况现在华夏的计划生育只能生两个,生三个要罚款,如果生四个,对于普通人家来说,能罚得你倾家荡产。 In Huaxia now this time, the family that has over four children, basically few, if such low probability were met, the telling fortunes Grandmaster most took as bad luck. 在华夏现在这个时代,生四个以上孩子的家庭,基本上没有几个,如果这么低的几率都被遇上了,算命大师最多自认倒霉。 Even if this, some telling fortunes Grandmaster words saying, ten trigrams nine, an trigram divine intervention, inhuman in one's power. 哪怕这样,算命大师还是有话说的,十卦九准,还有一卦天意也,非人力所能及的。 The fortune-teller are most money to retreat to you, his reputation will not fall. 算命先生最多把钱退给你,他的名声一点都不会掉。 Regarding the fortune-teller, 100 flickered personally 99, he succeeded, was the Grandmaster who everyone commended. 对于算命先生来说,一百个人忽悠住了九十九个,他就成功了,就是人人称赞的大师了。 leaf Rongyao once saw a story in essay books. 叶荣耀曾经在一本杂文书籍中看到一则故事。 In the ancient times had a scholar, the parents helps him designate a marriage, but he wants to know that this marriage was auspicious, therefore took to the streets to ask the fortune-teller to ask. 古代有个秀才,父母亲帮他选定一门亲事,但是他想知道这门亲事是不是吉利,所以上街去找了个算命先生问问。 „Grandmaster, I want to ask, the marriage that the parents subscribe is auspicious.” “大师,我想问下,父母订的这门亲事吉不吉利。” The scholar asked to the fortune-teller. 秀才对算命先生问道。 „Do you pull out an trigram character?” “你抽一卦字吧？” The fortune-teller puts out a character chest to say to the scholar. 算命先生拿出一个字匣对秀才说道。 The scholar touched for quite a while in the character chest, puts out a character. 秀才在字匣里摸了半天,拿出一个字。 Looks at this character, this scholar has almost not fainted, how can be „dying” character. 一看这字,这秀才差点没昏倒,怎么会是个“死”字呢。 „I understand, this marriage is not good, you were needless saying that money gave you.” “我明白,这亲事不行,你不用说了,钱给你。” The scholar was saying places on money the table, setting out to walk. 秀才说着就把钱放在桌子上,起身要走。 „Anxious should not be anxious, the character that you pull out is the most favorable auspices!” “别急别急,你抽到的这个字是大吉大利的啊！” The fortune-teller quickly said to the scholar. 算命先生急忙对秀才说道。 „, The Grandmaster you will not say to look, this character is so clear, how can explain Jili?” “不会吧,大师你说说看,这个字已经这么明白了,要怎么解释成吉利呢？” The scholar points at „dying” character to ask puzzled. 秀才指着“死”字不解地问道。 „Do not look that this dead characters are inauspicious, you must disassemble to look this character, open high and low two halves, above is ‚one’, doesn't below look like like one ‚yuan’ character?” “别看这死字就是不吉利了,你要把这个字拆开看,拆成上下两半,上面是个‘一’,下面像不像一个‘夗’字啊？” The fortune-teller points at the character to say to the scholar. 算命先生指着字对秀才说道。 „Is a bit like!” “是有点像！” The scholar nods to say. 秀才点点头说道。 „‚yuan’ under character adds on ‚bird’, turns into one ‚mandarin duck’ character, but you are held responsible the matter of marriage, therefore this character is called ‚a bed brocade quilt affectionate couple’, this is the most favorable auspices.” “‘夗’字下面加上个‘鸟’,变成一个‘鸳’字,而你又是问婚姻的事情,所以这个字叫作‘一床锦被盖鸳鸯’,这可是大吉大利啊。” The fortune-teller said. 算命先生说道。 „Probably this truth.” “好像是这个道理。” As soon as the scholar listens, thought that was reasonable, gave 12 money immediately, left overjoyed. 秀才一听,觉得非常地有道理,立即也多给了一两银子,欢天喜地走人了。 This scholar front leg leaves, has a young man to tell fortunes. 这秀才前脚离开,有个后生过来算命。 „Grandmaster, I must ask, the marriage that I soon get married is good.” “大师,我也要问,我快要成亲的这个婚姻好不好。” To the scholar calculates a moment ago the process of marriage, this young men saw, now he asks oneself marriage. 刚才给秀才算婚姻的过程,这位后生都看到了,现在他问自己的婚姻。 „You pull out an trigram character!” “你抽一卦字吧！” Fortune-teller „dying” character puts the letter in reply chest, after hand operated swung, to the young man said. 算命先生把刚才的“死”字放回字匣,用手摇了摇后,对后生说道。 Before the ancient people get married, likes asking the fortune-teller to calculate that this marriage affinity is appropriate. 古代人成亲前,都喜欢找算命先生算下这姻缘合不合适。 The young men touched for quite a while in the character chest, with looks, is „dying” character. 后生在字匣里摸了半天,拿出来一看,又是个“死”字。 This young man thought that the fortune-teller said a moment ago is „a bed brocade quilt affectionate couple”, that should be the most favorable auspices, immediately said happily: „I understand, this is the most favorable auspices.” 这后生心想算命先生刚才说是“一床锦被盖鸳鸯”,那应该是大吉大利,顿时开心地说道:“我明白,这是大吉大利。” „No, is not right, this ‚dying’ character is inauspicious, your is ‚beats affectionate couple two separations’, this marriage is not very good.” “不,不对,这‘死’字不吉利,你这个是‘棒打鸳鸯两分离’,这门亲事很不好。” The fortune-teller shakes the head to say. 算命先生摇摇头说道。 „How possibly?” “怎么可能呢？” The young men are scared immediately, asked puzzled: „Why? Similar ‚dying’ character, you to that person said a moment ago obviously ‚a bed brocade quilt affectionate couple’, how did turn to me ‚beats affectionate couple two separations’?” 后生顿时傻了眼,不解地问道:“为什么？同样一个‘死’字,刚才你明明对那个人说‘一床锦被盖鸳鸯’,怎么到我变成‘棒打鸳鸯两分离’了？” „Who called a moment ago that when pulled out the character, outside had two people to lift a bed brocade quilt to pass by ; You when pull out the character, outside two people lifted a big wood/blockhead to pass by.” “谁叫刚才那位在抽字的时候,外头有两个人抬着一床锦被路过;你在抽字的时候,外头又有两个人抬着一根大木头路过。” „Brocade quilt, is the celebration uses, the big wood, is the funeral uses, therefore you, although pulls out to the same character, but the result is different.” “锦被,是喜事用的,大木,是丧事用的,所以你们虽然抽到同一个字,但是结果不同。” The fortune-teller old god was saying in the place. 算命先生老神在在地说道。 Has to say these telling fortunes that Huaxia several thousand years flow out said that let alone is a person, is one group of people have the means to trick accepting as true, the language art of Huaxia was really powerful, in the coordination watched a person's every mood, who came to be able flickering person several. 不得不说华夏几千年流出下来的这些算命之说,别说是一个人,就是一群人都有办法忽悠着信以为真,华夏的语言艺术实在是太强大了,配合上察言观色,谁来都可以去忽悠人几下。 The so-called three points hold, seven points frighten, this is the method that the fortune-teller habitually uses. 所谓三分捧,七分吓,这是算命先生惯用的手段。 Now this fortune-teller to leaf glory use is „frightening”. 现在这位算命先生对叶荣耀使用的就是“吓”。 „Right?” “是吗？” leaf Rongyao stares at this fortune-teller to smile said. 叶荣耀盯着这位算命先生笑笑地说道。 „Have you stared at me to look to do?” “你一直盯着我看干嘛？” This fortune-teller sees the leaf glory to stare at to smile, some doubts asked. 这位算命先生见叶荣耀一直盯着自己笑,不由地有些疑惑地问道。 „Didn't Uncle Chen, you remember me?” “陈叔叔,你不记得我了吗？” leaf Rongyao smiles said to this fortune-teller. 叶荣耀笑笑地对这位算命先生说道。 Although more than ten years passed by, the leaf glory is one recognizes this fortune-teller, was older, other change is not basically big. 虽然十几年过去了,叶荣耀还是一眼认出这位算命先生,除了人苍老了很多,其它基本上变化不大。 „Do you know me?” “你认识我？” Sees the leaf glory to shout oneself Uncle Chen, this fortune-teller have doubts looks that the leaf glory asked. 见叶荣耀喊自己“陈叔叔”,这位算命先生疑惑地看着叶荣耀问道。 Really is to at present this person not impression! 实在是对眼前这个人没有一点印象啊！ „Uncle Chen, I am the leaf glory, is the junior middle school schoolmate of deploying troops, I have played several times to your family.” “陈叔叔,我是叶荣耀,是陈兵的初中同学,我到你家玩过几次。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 „Is the junior middle school schoolmate of deploying troops?” “是陈兵的初中同学？” Chen Haileng, said: „, I remembered, you also are really the schoolmate who my family deploys troops, before your such big overwhelming power, such big overwhelming power, I could not have recognized now.” 陈海愣了下,说道:“哦,我想起了了,你还真是我家陈兵的同学,以前你还没有这么高大威猛,现在都这么高大威猛了,我认不出来了。” „At that time I was young, but also in the long body, passed in several years, found a wife to give birth, this spontaneous change was big, right, Uncle Chen, now how deploys troops, more than ten years have not related.” “那时候我还小,还在长身子,这十几年过去了,都娶妻生子了,这自然变化大了,对了,陈叔叔,现在陈兵怎么样了,都十几年没有联系了。” leaf Rongyao said excitedly. 叶荣耀兴奋地说道。 The leaf glory really does not have to think oneself conceive a plan to walk temporarily on this Lao Cai, can once meet unexpectedly „god stick” Uncle Chen. 叶荣耀真的没有想到自己只是临时起意在这老街上走走,竟然能遇到曾经的“神棍”陈叔叔。 This „god stick” the nickname is not leaf glory one group of buddies takes, but deploys troops this boy to give the nickname that his father takes. 这个“神棍”的外号可不是叶荣耀一帮哥们取的,而是陈兵这小子自己给他父亲取的外号。 leaf Rongyao still remembers, deploys troops the complete nickname that gives his father to take is: „old Chen god stick”. 叶荣耀还记得,陈兵给他父亲取的完整的外号是:“老陈神棍”。 „He works in Britain now, but also married a young girl raised as a future daughter-in-law.” “他现在在英国工作,还娶了个养媳妇。” Chen sea happily said. 陈海得意地说道。 In people opinion, marries a foreign wife, is the matter of non- common skill. 在国人看来,娶个洋媳妇,就是非常有本事的事情。 „Oh, this deployed troops to have the skill, worked externally, but also married the foreign wife.” “哇塞,这陈兵这么有本事了,都在国外工作了,还娶上了洋媳妇。” leaf Rongyao said surprised. 叶荣耀吃惊地说道。 In the school, this deploys troops with a oneself welldoing, is not the material of studying, what his good point is, he continues to study, but the leaf glory discontinues studies at home. 在学校里,这陈兵跟跟自己一个德行,都不是读书的料,不过他比自己好一点的是,他继续读书,而叶荣耀则辍学在家。 Has not really thought that he mixes the overseas to work now, but also married a foreign girl. 真的没有想到他现在都混到国外工作了,还娶上了一个洋妞。 „Had the skill, what a pity all year round also returned does not come home one time.” “是有本事了,可惜一年到头也回不来家一次。” Chen sea somewhat said depressed. 陈海有些郁闷地说道。 As the parents hopes that own children have the skill, has prospects. 作为父母都希望自己的儿女有本事,有出息。 But this child has the skill, after having prospects, all the year round outside area. 可这孩子有本事,有出息后,就长年在外地了。 Sometimes is the parents sees in other person of each family these not to have the child of skill, remains goes to work and farms at home, sometimes also very envies. 有时候做父母的看见其他人家家里那些没有本事的孩子,留在家里上班、种地,有时候也挺羡慕的。 The minimum children in the side, can see daily, can speak. 最起码的子女就在身边,天天能看到,能说说话儿。 „Uncle Chen, you said a moment ago I was a pity, what's the matter?” “陈叔叔,你刚才说我可惜了,怎么回事啊？” leaf Rongyao asked. 叶荣耀问道。 „Coughs, that......” “咳咳咳,那个……” Such a was asked by the leaf glory, Chen Hailian slightly red, does not know how to say this matter. 被叶荣耀这么一问,陈海脸有些微红,都不知道怎么说这事情了。 After all this glory is son's schoolmate, Chen Haizong cannot the flickering acquaintance. 毕竟这叶荣耀是自己儿子的同学,陈海总不能忽悠熟人吧。 Also, Chen Haike own son told that a lot this told fortunes, glyphomancy is the fraud, taught him profound and abstruse principles, it is estimated that oneself son told his friend these profound and abstruse principles early. 再说了,陈海可没有少跟自己儿子说这算命、测字是骗局,教他这其中的玄机,估计自己儿子早把这些玄机告诉他的朋友了。 Oneself could not flicker this glory. 自己也忽悠不了这叶荣耀了。 „Uncle, weren't you will flicker a moment ago my?” “叔叔,你刚才不会是忽悠我的吧？” leaf Rongyao said with a smile. 叶荣耀笑道。 „Does not have the means that this food is less delicious, does not have a method, can not have nothing to eat!” “没有办法,这口饭越来越不好吃了,没有点手段,不得喝西北风啊！” Chen sea said. 陈海说道。 Chen sea did not deny oneself a moment ago were the flickering leaf glory. 陈海也不否认自己刚才是忽悠叶荣耀的。 „This actually!” “这倒是！” leaf Rongyao nods to say. 叶荣耀点点头说道。 With the popularization of network, these tricks of fortune-teller were also exposed, the young people more and more did not believe the telling fortunes glyphomancy. 随着网络的普及,算命先生的这些伎俩也被揭露出来,年轻人越来越不相信算命测字了。