ICMMWLD :: Volume #17

#1629: Strange brochure


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Un!” “嗯!” This passer-by throws in this brochure the trash can unfortunately, was seen by leaf Rongyao, the leaf glory the complexion was not good immediately. 不巧这位路人把这宣传册扔到垃圾桶里,被叶荣耀看到,叶荣耀顿时脸色不好起来了。 mother, you cannot walk away the point to look for a trash can throw! 尼玛的,你就不能走远点找一个垃圾桶扔啊! Like this is in front of own to throw the recruitment of students brochure of this school, where this toward was put by own face! 这样当着自己的面扔这自己学校的招生宣传册,这让自己脸往哪里搁啊! leaf Rongyao an eyeball revolution, a thought forms in the mind. 叶荣耀眼珠子一转,一个念头在脑海里形成。 ...... …… Li Qingyun looked that did not look throws the trash can the brochure of that haven elementary school , to continue to walk toward front, such hot day, is really does not want to treat in the outdoors much. 李青云看都不看把那个桃源小学的宣传册扔到垃圾桶,继续往前面走去,这么热的天,在户外真的是一刻都不想多待。 Li Qingyun's child semester must study, had designated the school early six months ago, prepares one to study in town/subdues slightly. 李青云的孩子这个学期就要读书了,早在半年前就已经选定学校了,准备在“镇一小”读书。 In the entire Xiaojiang Town town/subdues one small is the best elementary school, Li Qingyun's elder sister one small works as the words of school leader in town/subdues, but also really cannot register. 整个肖江镇里“镇一小”是最好的小学,要不是李青云的姐姐在“镇一小”当校领导的话,还真报不上名。 Now basically sets, so long as registered on September 1 time pays 2000 dollars the support fees, Li Qingyun's child can one small study in town/subdues. 现在基本上定下了,只要九月 1 号报名的时候交两千块钱的赞助费,李青云的孩子就可以在“镇一小”读书了。 If doesn't matter, you pay 20,000 dollars, does not get so far as the quota that town/subdues one small studies. 要是没有关系,你就是交两万块钱,都弄不到一个“镇一小”读书的名额。 Therefore Li Qingyun cannot have a liking for haven elementary school such village-level elementary school, do not say that is a privately established village school of new office. 所以李青云根本就看不上“桃源小学”这样的村级小学,更不要说是一个新办的私立乡村学校。 In own family/home such a treasure unmarried girl, but must train well, where will make her go to the countryside elementary school to study. 自己家里就这么一个宝贝闺女,可是要好好培养,哪里会让她去乡下小学读书啊。 This countryside elementary school, is the bear children in rural area reads, mixed the nine-year compulsory education to settle. 这种乡下小学,也就是农村里的熊孩子读读的,混个九年义务教育就了事了。 But oneself daughter this, Li Qingyun couple do not have the plan, oneself daughter in the future is to attend the university, attended the graduate school, read the postgraduate candidate, even must deliver to the overseas abroad study. 可自己的女儿可不这样,李青云夫妻俩是有规划的,自己的女儿将来是要读大学,读研究生,读博士生,甚至要送到国外留学的。 Later returns to homeland, was the returned person elite. 以后回国,就是海归精英了。 After all this has studied abroad, the domestic income difference is very big. 毕竟这有没有留过学,在国内的收入差异是非常大的。 What thing?” “什么东西?” Suddenly the paper thing front surface flutters, Li Qingyun avoids, the entire very thin paper thing on the lid on his face, making him all of a sudden at present one black, anything looks to disappear. 突然纸质东西迎面飘过来,李青云躲避不及,整个很薄的纸质东西就盖在他的脸上,让他一下子眼前一黑,什么都看不见了。 Li Qingyun takes from oneself face this paper thing, looked, immediately had doubts: Such is this brochure! This seems like by me is thrown that in trash can 李青云把这纸质东西从自己脸上拿下来,一看,顿时疑惑了:“这么是这宣传册啊!这本好像是被我扔到垃圾桶里的那本” Originally flutters on his face, was he just threw that in roadside trash can haven elementary school recruitment of students brochure. 原来飘在他脸上,就是他刚刚扔到路边垃圾桶里的那本“桃源小学招生宣传册”。 Reason that this Li Qingyun affirmed that this brochure was thrown that in trash can by oneself, because just Li Qingyun flowed the nasal mucus, without the belt/bring paper goods, convenient scratches in this brochure. 之所以这李青云这么肯定这本宣传册就是被自己扔到垃圾桶里的那本,因为刚刚李青云流鼻涕,没有带纸巾,就顺手在这宣传册上一擦。 Now is booing, this group of nasal mucuses covered directly on oneself face. 现在倒好,这团鼻涕直接盖在自己的脸上了。 Really is unlucky!” “真是晦气!” Li Qingyun throws toward the ground this brochure conveniently, spat two phlegm above, after wiping the face, continued to walk toward front. 李青云顺手把这宣传册往地上一扔,在上面吐了两口痰,擦擦脸后就继续往前面走了。 Why the brochure in trash will still be blown on own face as for this by oneself by the wind, Li Qingyun to has not thought. 至于这本被自己仍在垃圾桶里的宣传册为什么会被风吹到自己脸上的,李青云到没有多想。 Perhaps oneself threw into the brochure in trash can blowing by the heaven of wind a moment ago, blows on own face fortunately. 或许自己刚才扔进垃圾桶里的这本宣传册被风给刮上天,凑巧吹到自己脸上吧。 However has not walked several steps, Li Qingyun again by this brochure covering the face, mother, that two phlegm saliva is also pasting on Li Qingyun's face. 不过没有走几步,李青云再次被这本宣传册给盖脸了,尼玛的,那两痰口水还贴着李青云的脸上。 mother, really damn!” “尼玛的,真是见鬼了!” In Li Qingyun hand takes this haven elementary school brochure, that depressed! 李青云手里拿着这本“桃源小学”的宣传册,那个郁闷啊! This brochure mother must have the mistake with oneself. 这宣传册尼玛得跟自己有错啊。 A time, bullied own head to come twice. 一次、两次地欺负到自己头上来了。 Immediately, Li Qingyun gets angry from the heart, takes up this brochure, makes an effort to rip, gave to dismember it directly. 顿时,李青云怒从心来,拿起这宣传册,使劲一撕,直接把它给分尸了。 After ripping, Li Qingyun looked in the roadside, looks the brochure that a stone hairpin this tore in half to suppress. 撕完后,李青云在路边看了看,找了一块石头把这撕成两半的宣传册压住。 Then, I thought how you also fly!” “这下,我看你还怎么飞!” Li Qingyun somewhat happily looks by stone suppressing the brochure said. 李青云有些得意地看着被石头给压住的宣传册说道。 However quick, Li Qingyun is somewhat self-satisfied does not get up, because has not walked far, this was blown own body by the brochure of own dismembering two halves by the wind unexpectedly again. 不过很快,李青云有些得意不起来了,因为还没有走多远,这本被自己分尸两半的宣传册竟然再次被风吹到自己的身上。 This......” “这……” Li Qingyun complexion somewhat was immediately pale! 李青云脸色顿时有些苍白了! This was pressed the brochure under stone by oneself, how it flew oneself body. 这被自己压在石头底下的宣传册,它怎么又飞到自己的身上了。 A time, twice, but can also explain with the coincidence, but this is not the coincidence for the third time, this is strange! 一次、两次,还可以用巧合来解释,可这第三次这已经不是巧合了,这是诡异! Right, is strange! 对,就是诡异! Thinks of this, Li Qingyun whole person feared, quickly throws the brochure on hand on the ground, disregards to run toward own position. 一想到这个,李青云整个人都恐惧了,急忙把手上的宣传册扔在地上,不管不顾地往自己家位置跑去。 This place had the unclean thing, Li Qingyun does not dare to treat. 这地方有不干净的东西,李青云一刻都不敢多待了。 ...... …… Li Qingyun who leaf Rongyao looks at the distant place, has to give to take back oneself reading strength, was really this Li Qingyun runs the leaf glory to read the maximum range that the strength can control. 叶荣耀看着远处的李青云,不得不把自己的念力给收回,实在是这个李青云跑出叶荣耀念力能控制的最大距离了。 With leaf glory the unceasing promotion of physical quality, leaf glory psychic force also even more powerful, now this read the range of strength greatly is also more than before. 随着叶荣耀的身体素质的不断提升,叶荣耀的精神力也越发地强大,现在这念力的范围也比以前大很多了。 Although was bigger, but also can only control 300 meters distance, exceeds this distance, the leaf glory read the strength to expire. 虽然大了很多,可也只能控制三百米的距离,超过这个距离,叶荣耀念力就失效。 The vision takes back from this Li Qingyun's body, the leaf glory looks at Zhao Wenwen who sends the brochure they, the brochure sent much, but is no one consults, basically took the brochure to leave. 目光从这李青云的身上收回,叶荣耀看着在发宣传册的赵雯雯她们,宣传册是发了不少,可就是没有人咨询,基本上都是拿着宣传册就走人了。 It seems like these people to haven elementary school no interest, even if recommends for admission to school the quota, the awarded marks policy, these guardians have no interest. 看来这些人都对“桃源小学”没有什么兴趣,哪怕是保送名额,还有加分政策,这些家长都没有什么兴趣。 This what's the matter? 这怎么回事啊? stretch/open Hua did not say, so long as gets so far as the supportive policy of Bureau of Education, this recruitment of students is easier to come. 张桦不是说,只要弄到教育局的扶持政策的话,这招生容易很多来的。 This where is easy! 这哪里是容易很多啊! Simply is one being interested does not have. 简直就是一个感兴趣的都没有。 leaf Rongyao somewhat worried immediately, after all this lazy person system the time only has three days of time to oneself, saw that this first day must pass, but an intention does not have. 叶荣耀顿时有些着急了,毕竟这“懒人系统”给自己时间只有三天时间,眼看这第一天就要过去了,可一个意向的都没有。 Suddenly the leaf glory hears nearby some people in discussing haven elementary school, immediately raises up the ear to listen, now the hearing of leaf glory is good, raises up the words that the ear listens, can hear the speaking voice of nearby person. 突然叶荣耀听到附近有人在讨论“桃源小学”,顿时竖起耳朵听,现在叶荣耀的听力非常好,竖起耳朵听的话,能听到附近人的说话声。 „The brochure of this haven elementary school looks very good, this school is also very beautiful , from this brochure, but also really calculates the school that on our district ranks among the best.” “这桃源小学的宣传册看起来很不错,这学校也很漂亮,从这宣传册上看,还真算的上咱们县数一数二的学校。” „The thing in this brochure you also believe that junior middle school that my eldest son attended now, I by this brochure deceiving, in the brochure around the school is the beautiful scenery, afforesting the area is very good, the classroom building is also very brand-new, may deliver the child goes to that school registration the time, you know that I saw anything!” “这宣传册里的东西你也信啊,我大儿子现在读的初中,我就是被这宣传册给骗了,宣传册里学校周围是绿水青山的,绿化面积很不错,教学楼也是很崭新的,可送孩子去那个学校报名的时候,你们知道我看到了什么!” What saw?” “看到了什么?” The nearby several people asked curiously. 边上的几个人好奇地问道。 I see in front of this school am a stinking garbage dump, the back is a bare stone mountain, many graves, the classroom building old being covered with moss of school, my eldest son has also registered, how I will not make my eldest son study there.” “我看到这学校前面是一个臭烘烘的垃圾场,背后是一个光秃秃的石头山,还有很多坟墓,学校的教学楼也旧的长满青苔,要不是我大儿子已经报名进去了,我怎么地都不会让我大儿子在那里读书。” Then, can't believe this brochure?” “这么说来,不能相信这宣传册?” That natural, now this picture can counterfeit, this to making the wedding photo is the same, inside woman, you cannot believe that is own wife!” “那当然,现在这照片都能作假,这就跟拍婚纱照一样,里面的女人,你都不敢相信是自己的媳妇!” This, our family/home that yellow-faced old woman is so actually ugly, couple of days ago the study young people took the portrait photo, took carry back I to look, with 20-year-old attractive little miss, my lived more than ten years of person with her, could not look at the person in this picture is my family yellow-faced old woman.” “这倒是,就我们家那个黄脸婆那么难看,前两天学年轻人去拍写真照,拿回来我一看,跟20岁的漂亮小姑娘似的,我这个跟她生活十几年的人,都看不出去这照片里的人是我家黄脸婆。” ...... …… leaf Rongyao listened to a while not to listen to this group of people to talk again, their subjects have deviated are too far. 叶荣耀听了一会儿就没有再听这拨人谈话了,他们的主题已经偏离太远了。 Just one group of people passed by, in the discussion haven elementary school, the leaf glory focuses on immediately these people. 刚好又有一拨人路过,在讨论桃源小学,叶荣耀立即把注意力集中在这些人身上。 Haven elementary school? Is the elementary school in that Taoyuan Village?” “桃源小学?是那个桃源村的小学吗?” Is that I last month went to the haven old person community hospital to see a doctor, while convenient goes to that elementary school to look.” “是那个,我上个月去桃源老人社区医院看病的时候,顺便去那个小学看了看。” What kind of?” “怎么样啊?” Also good, the school was very big, the classroom building, cafeteria and residence building are good, with this brochure, Bee County one small fortunately.” “还不错,学校挺大了,教学楼、食堂、住宿楼都非常不错,跟这宣传册里一样,比县一小还好。” Thinks uselessly a village private school constructs is so good!” “没用想到一家乡村私立学校建的这么好!” „The classroom building in school is good to be useful, the key is the teachers strength, you have a look at the teacher in this brochure, seems like the student who one by one graduates from the school, where understands what teaching!” “学校的教学楼好有什么用啊,关键是师资实力,你看看这宣传册里的老师,各个看起来都像是从学校毕业的学生,哪里懂得什么教学啊!” This arrives is also, what haven elementary school manages his, in the Taoyuan Village village, what relations in the person with our town/subdues has in any case? Difficult to be inadequate, will we also deliver to the rural area to go to school the child?” “这到也是,管他什么桃源小学,反正都在桃源村村,跟我们镇上的人有什么关系?难不成,咱们还会把孩子送到农村去上学呀?” „The school of village private school in town/subdues cannot compare, it is estimated that read there to study is the bear children in village, we delivered to study the child, to make these bear children having a bad effect on our children.” “乡村私立学校跟镇上的学校根本就比不得,估计去读那里读书都是乡村里的熊孩子,咱们把孩子送过去读书,岂不是让那些熊孩子把咱们孩子给带坏了。” You looked, they are unexpectedly free, recommends for admission to school the quota, has the awarded marks policy, how I see, how is a pit!” “你看,他们居然是免费的,还有保送名额,有有加分政策,我怎么看,怎么都是一个坑!” Awarded marks are useful, the child in the village school, this result cannot come up, a additional several points of also no egg uses!” “加分有什么用啊,孩子在乡村学校,这成绩上不去,加几分也没有什么卵用!” I will not make my family child study in this school in any case!” “反正我是不会让我家孩子在这个学校读书的!” ...... …… Similar discussion are many, in brief, few were to say haven elementary school well, did not believe haven elementary school the privately established elementary school of this new office. 类似的议论很多,总之,没几句是说“桃源小学”好的,都不怎么相信“桃源小学”这个新办的私立小学。 leaf Rongyao listened to the little while, they shouts to Zhao Wenwen: You leave what people to send, Hu Lili, you looked on that you issued a moment ago everywhere is the young people of tattoo, he estimated that does not have the wives, do not send to him.” 叶荣耀听了会儿,就对赵雯雯她们喊道:“你们别什么人都发呀,胡丽丽,你看你刚才发给的那个身上到处是纹身的年轻人,他估计连老婆都没有,别给他发了。” The leaf glory has decided that defends again here for one hour, goes back by six o'clock, it seems like that this took this brochure to recruit students seems like invalid. 叶荣耀已经决定了,再在这里守一个小时,到六点钟就回去,看来这拿这宣传册来招生看来是行不通了。 ...... …… Li Qingyun runs back the home, waits to the family/home in time, has sweltered. 李青云一路跑回家,等到家里的时候,已经是汗流夹背了。 What's wrong? The made whole body is the perspiration!” “怎么了?弄的全身是汗!” Li Qingyun's wife Wu Xiaoyang has doubts looks the husband who the whole body has basically soaked asked. 李青云的媳妇吴小阳疑惑地看着全身基本上已经湿透的丈夫问道。 First did not speak, making me gasp for breath!” “先不说话,让我喘口气!” Li Qingyun is breathing heavily to say. 李青云喘着粗气说道。 This runs crazily, lets fierce that Li Qingyun physical strength spends. 这一阵狂跑,让李青云体力耗资的厉害。 I pour water to you!” “我给你倒杯水!” Wu Xiaoyang looks at Li Qingyun this distressed appearance, set out to give him to pour one cup of cold water. 吴小阳看李青云这狼狈的样子,起身给他倒了一杯凉水。 Some little time, Li Qingyun is gets strength back, drinks water, Li Qingyun to oneself wife said the strange matter that oneself came across a moment ago. 好一会儿,李青云算是缓过劲来,喝了一口水,李青云把自己刚才遇到的诡异的事情跟自己的媳妇说了一遍。 This matter?” “还有这事情?” Wu Xiaoyang said surprised. 吴小阳吃惊地说道。 If really said like oneself husband, this matter was too strange! 如果真的像自己老公说的那样,这事情真的太诡异了! This also has the false, I frighten half dead!” “这还有假啊,我都吓的半死了!” Li Qingyun is a little still shaken to the present. 李青云到现在还有点惊魂未定。 „Is father, what in your pocket?” “爸爸,你口袋里是什么啊?” Li Qingyun's daughter points at Li Qingyun's trouser pocket to ask. 李青云的女儿指着李青云的裤子口袋问道。 What thing?” “什么东西?” Li Qingyun looked toward oneself trouser pocket was the same, immediately entire face look changes pale scary. 李青云往自己裤子口袋看了一样,立马整个人脸色变得苍白的吓人。
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