ICMMWLD :: Volume #16

#1559: You think that you are Monk Tang!


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Quick, these robbers arrive in front of a refined man who wears the eyeglasses, making him the hand wear the gold necklace that hands over, one that refined man unexpectedly brushes stood. 很快,这几个劫匪走到一个戴着眼镜的斯文男子前面,让他把手上戴的金项链交出来的时候,那个斯文男子竟然刷的一下站了起来。 Your this group of robbers, dare to rob on the passenger train unexpectedly blatantly, were you lawless? You more than ten people, our compartment, light/only the man has more than 20 people, I do not believe that we cannot overpower you!” “你们这群劫匪,竟然敢在客车上公然抢劫,你们无法无天了么?你们才十几个人,我们一个车厢,光男人就有二十多号人,我不信,我们制服不了你们!” Everyone said, is?” “大家说,是不是?” That wears the refined man of eyeglasses to stand to say justice imposing words, originally thinks that an own drive spoken language will cause cheer of car(riage) person. 那戴着眼镜的斯文男子站起来说了一番正义凛然的话,本来以为自己的一番激励言语会引起一车人的喝彩。 But has not thought that people most people who inside the compartment sit use to look that the vision of mental illness is looking at him. 可怎么也没有想到的是,车厢里边坐着的人们大部分人用看神经病的目光望着他。 Few people use the pitiful look to visit him. 还有一部分人用可怜的眼神看着他。 Wears the refined male flash complexion of eyeglasses becomes ugly and pale. 戴着眼镜的斯文男子一瞬间脸色变得难看而苍白。 Such big person, was an idiot......” “这么大的人了,还是个白痴……” Some people have covered the face, does not want to look again, this male, either is studied to read stupidly the simpleton, either was the brain lacked. 有些人已经捂住脸,不想再看了,这个男的,要么就是读书读傻了的呆子,要么就是脑子缺了根经。 Mom, you looked that uncle does not look like like the movie, gives self up to explode of blockhouse to understand to save the auspicious uncle, same awe-inspiring righteousness!” “妈妈,你看,那位叔叔像不像电影里面,舍身炸碉堡的那个懂存瑞叔叔呀,一样的正气凛然!” On the coach bus one seven and about eight -year-old little girl looks to wear the refined man of eyeglasses excitedly, said to own mother. 长途客车上一位七、八岁左右的小女孩兴奋地看着戴着眼镜的斯文男子,对自己妈妈说道。 That had the justice to be grateful the refined man of eyeglasses to hear one very much to praise own sound finally, expression fervent, seemed that type to miss to live late for dozens years, if lived early, that estimated that saved auspicious to withstand/top the matter of satchel charge, belonged to him to make. 那很有正义感戴着眼镜的斯文男子终于听到了一声赞扬自己的声音,言辞更加的慷慨激昂,好似那种就差自己晚生几十年,如果早生的话,那估计懂存瑞顶炸药包的事情,非他做莫属。 I urged the receiving hand that you hurried, robs while you now attempted.” “我劝你们赶紧的收手,趁你们现在还是抢劫未遂。” Otherwise, when the police came, your latter half of life must cross in the prison!” “不然的话,等警察来了,你们的下半辈子就要在监狱里面渡过了!” That refined man held the eyeglasses, felt own whole person is shining. 那个斯文男子扶了扶眼镜,感觉自己整个人都在发光。 The people in entire compartment somewhat are right now about unable to bear, thought that buddy brain was kicked by the donkey, he thinks that group of robbers are the clever students, can listen to him to be wordy? 这下子整个车厢里的人都有些快受不了了,心想那哥们脑子是不是被驴踢了,他以为那群劫匪都是乖学生,可以听他罗嗦? Big brother, is this mother robs? 大哥,这尼玛是抢劫啊? You think that you are Monk Tang! 你以为你是唐僧啊! Really, he just spoke these words, sees only a robber who is carrying the hunting rifle comes, a butt pounds on the face of that refined man. 果然,他刚说完这句话,只见一个端着猎枪的劫匪过来,一个枪托就砸在那个斯文男子的脸上。 Bang, the man was pounded the whole face is the blood. 砰的一下,那男子就被砸得满脸是血。 „Did boy, what your mother say a moment ago? Threatens the father?” “小子,你尼玛刚才说什么?威胁老子吗?” Your his mother, this is courts death!” “你他娘的,这是找死啊!” Then, this guy, aims at the head of that refined man the hunting rifle, will give him to come a short distance violence to explode the head! 说完,这个大汉咔嚓一下,就把猎枪对准那个斯文男子的脑袋,正要给他来一个近距离暴力爆头! Others look at this situation, all shrinks immediately on the seat, is covering the head, felt that own head must be exploded. 其他人一看这个情形,立马全都缩在座位上,捂着脑袋,感觉自己的脑袋都要被爆了。 „The fifth child first calm, we are only seek the wealth, is not wants the human life.” “老五先冷静一下,咱们只是来求财的,不是来要人命的。” The chieftain of that belt/bring eyeglasses blocked this guy a moment ago. 刚才那个带眼镜的头目过来拦住了这个大汉。 Big brother, he rubbish is too many.” “大哥,他废话太多了。” The robber guy said indignantly. 劫匪大汉气愤地说道。 This money did not have, is sad, as can be appreciated, we wanted their money, but can also not let them squeak two.” “这钱物都没有了,心情不好,可以理解嘛,咱们要了他们的钱物,还能不让他们吱两声。” Leads the chieftain of eyeglasses to say. 带眼镜的头目说道。 Leads the chieftain of eyeglasses not to kill people, under the law of Huaxia, robs, even if were held, will not sentence the death penalty, at most is more than ten years, perhaps displayed well in the firmness, for 78 years to come out, but must kill people, in the process that robbed kills people. 带眼镜的头目不想杀人,按照华夏的法律,抢劫就算被抓住了,也不会判死刑,顶多就是十几年,在牢里表现好一点,说不定七八年就出来了,但是要杀了人,还是抢劫的过程中杀了人。 That was the malignancy killed people, was not the death penalty is the postponed death sentence, even if in any case this whole life confessed that in inside, made the multi- money not to assign again flower! 那就是恶性杀人了,不是死刑就是死缓,反正这辈子就算交代在里面了,赚再多钱也没有命花了! Boy, calculates your good luck!” “小子,算你好运!” Although the robber guy did not prepare to kill him, but did not prepare is so easy to let off this refined man who wore the eyeglasses, he lifted oneself leather shoes, bang bang bang trampled that to wear eyeglasses refined man several feet. 劫匪大汉虽然不准备杀他了,可也不准备那么容易放过这个戴眼镜的斯文男子,他抬起自己的皮鞋,“砰砰砰”踹了那戴眼镜斯文男子好几脚。 „!” “啊!” That wears the eyeglasses refined man to cover the belly to wail to say. 那戴眼镜斯文男子捂着肚子哀嚎道。 Was fervent a moment ago is only because has not been hurt by cruel reality, actually the robber guy hunting rifle aimed at his time, he has feared, felt the solid death threat. 刚才慷慨激昂只是因为没有受到残酷现实的伤害,其实劫匪大汉猎枪对准他的时候,他就已经怕了,感觉到了实实在在的死亡威胁。 In addition the ants drag out an ignoble existence, let alone, his such big person. 蝼蚁尚且偷生,何况,他这么大一个人。 After the robber guy punched one, that wears an eyeglasses refined man face again not to have the just as well as heroic air/Qi, actually like oppressive the dead dog, does not dare to say one again. 被劫匪大汉揍了一顿之后,那戴眼镜斯文男子一张脸再也没有刚才的正义以及英勇之气,倒是像被虐了的死狗一样,不敢再说一句。 Cecilie, saw, cultivating the behavior to be possible not to study that uncle, looked that now is hit covers the belly to wail, is very pitiful.” “西西,看到了没有,做人可千万不能学那叔叔,看现在都被打得捂着肚子哀嚎了,很可怜的。” The mother of little girl spoke a moment ago pointed is educated to say to oneself daughter by the oppressive man, oneself woman grew up, must have the brain like that man. 刚才说话的小女孩的妈妈指着被虐的男子对自己女儿教育道,自己女人长大了,可不能像那个男人一样没有脑子呀。 Un, Mom, Cecilie knew.” “嗯,妈妈,西西知道了。” The little girls somewhat said disappointedly, this uncle like not understanding of save the auspicious uncle, such, was overthrown by the bastard. 小女孩有些失望地说道,这个大叔一点都不像懂存瑞叔叔,就这么一下,就被坏蛋打倒了。 After oneself grow up, must study the time, overthrows these unprincipled people. 自己长大后,一定要学功夫,把这些坏人打倒。 The little girls are thinking at heart secretly. 小女孩在心里暗暗地想着。 After small interlude, several robber guys continue to sweep in the compartment, seven and eight robber guys are defending the vehicle door, preventing some people to run. 小插曲过后,几个劫匪大汉继续在车厢里扫荡着,还有七、八个劫匪大汉守着车门,防止有人跑出去。 Quick several robber guys received leaf glory here, but the leaf glory was still falling asleep at this time, is handling the children not suitable matter in the dream with own wife willow Qingqing. 很快几个劫匪大汉就收到叶荣耀这里了,不过这时候叶荣耀还在睡着,在梦里跟自己老婆柳箐箐做着少儿不宜的事情。 Several robber guys look like a falling asleep leaf glory, has not paid attention to him, because their vision sat in leaf glory nearby Zhang Yu attracting. 几个劫匪大汉看来一眼睡着的叶荣耀,也没有理会他,因为他们的目光被坐在叶荣耀边上的张瑜给吸引住了。 Younger sister child long/grows does not bear, this younger sister stature is also good!” “妹子长的不耐呀,这个妹子身材也不错啊!” In this compartment, discovers a pretty young younger sister, 30 -year-old robber guys exceptionally excited, cannot bear put out a hand to touch Zhang Yu. 在这个车厢,发现一个漂亮的年轻妹子,一个三十来岁的劫匪大汉异常地兴奋呀,忍不住伸手想要摸张瑜。 „” “啪” Zhang Yu wants to occupy a oneself cheap robber guy slap in the face to this directly, do not look at Zhang Yu usually in the frail appearance, actually the character is very staunch, does not allow the man not to pass through itself to agree absolutely, takes own advantage. 张瑜直接给这个想占自己便宜的劫匪大汉一个耳光,别看张瑜平时里文文弱弱的样子,其实性格还是很刚烈的,绝对不允许男人不经过自己同意,占自己的便宜。 Ha, was the Third Brother , what's wrong hit a palm of the hand to be very comfortable by the beautiful woman?” “哈哈哈,三哥,怎么了,被美女打了一巴掌很舒服吧?” Several other robber guys saw own companion was hit a palm of the hand by a young girl, cannot bear hit to smile said. 其他几个劫匪大汉看到自己同伴被一个年轻女孩子打了一巴掌,忍不住打笑地说道。 mother place, is the inexpensive woman, concerned about face to you.” “尼玛地,贱女人,给你脸不要脸。” The guys the violent anger gets up immediately. 大汉顿时暴怒起来。 At this time, entire compartment the vision of person centralized on Zhang Yu's body. 这时候,整个车厢里的人的目光都集中在张瑜的身上。 Everyone has not thought that such a attractive woman courage is so big, dares to hit this robber like this, doesn't she think that consequence? 大家都没有想到这么一个漂亮的弱女子胆子这么大,敢这样打这劫匪,她就不想想那个后果吗? Oh......, she is not of Zhang Yu Northwest University ten senior colonel spending.” “天哪……,她不是西北大学十大校花之一的张瑜。” Sat dreadfully male called out in of not far away excited. 坐在不远处的那个猥琐男激动不已地叫道。 Without thinking oneself online noticed a moment ago, was startled for Northwest University School of Celestial is colored, unexpectedly with oneself in a compartment. 没有想到自己刚才在网上看到的,被惊为天人的西北大学校花,竟然就跟自己在一个车厢里。 The dreadful male wants the hero to rescue beautiful in the past, but carefully looked at several tall and powerfully built robber guys, has a look again thinly with bamboo pole same, extinguished the hero to rescue the beautiful thought. 猥琐男想过去英雄救美,可是仔细看了看几个身材魁梧的劫匪大汉,再看看瘦的跟竹竿一样的自己,也就熄了英雄救美的念头了。 The heroes rescue beautiful, the most important condition is, if the hero, has that ability, the dreadful male can only sigh oneself this body board unable to work as the hero. 英雄救美,首要的条件就是自己要是英雄,有那个能力,猥琐男只能叹息自己这个身子板当不了英雄呀。 University school is colored, unexpectedly is a university student.” “大学校花,竟然还是个大学生。” Gawked a while, the robber guy laughs wildly, ha, never expected that tribulations a coach bus, but also meets such beautiful university school to be colored, the heaven also really cares for itself. 愣了一会儿,劫匪大汉狂笑,哈哈哈,没想到劫一次长途客车,还遇到个这么漂亮的大学校花,老天还真是眷顾自己啊。 After the robber guy laughs, looks at Zhang Yu to say dreadfully: Small girl, you do not entrain very much, now makes you try father's long spear/gun 劫匪大汉哈哈大笑一阵后,猥琐地看着张瑜说道:“小丫头,你不很拽吗,现在就让你试试老子的长枪” Such remarks, Zhang Yu complexion immediately becomes pale, she can feel robber guy is extremely at heart abnormal. 此话一出,张瑜脸色顿时变苍白,她可以感觉到劫匪大汉的心里极度变态。 Zhang Yu looks to oneself uncle, unexpectedly discovered that he is still sleeping soundly, the complexion also has the happy smile, this is cherishing fond hopes. 张瑜不由地看向自己身边的大叔,竟然发现他还在熟睡着,脸色还带着甜蜜的微笑,这是在做美梦啊。 This uncle heart is really wide, meets such matter, he has not waked unexpectedly. 这大叔心真宽,遇上这样的事情,他竟然还没有醒过来。 Third Brother, such beautiful female university, you cannot monopolize, must make us comfortable!” “三哥,这么漂亮的女大学,你可不能独享啊,也得让我们舒服舒服啊!” 20 -year-old rascally robber silver look at Zhang Yu to say bright. 一位二十来岁流里流气的劫匪银光闪闪地看着张瑜说道。 Was this little girl was too attractive, especially that stature, really hot attractive. 实在是这个妞太漂亮了,尤其那个身材,真的火辣诱人呀。 Keeps the bum smelly, you die like a dog.” “臭留氓,你们不得好死。” Zhang Yu scolded indignantly. 张瑜气愤地骂道。 Hehe, the Elder Brother I keep the bum, will wait to make you experience fierce of father.” “呵呵,哥哥我就是留氓,等会就让你见识一下老子的厉害。” The rascally robber stares at Zhang Yu eyes to brave the green light to say. 流里流气的劫匪盯着张瑜眼睛冒绿光地说道。 „The third child and seventh child you played enough, if had a liking for this little girl, when the direct belt/bring will go back everyone to share, now does not do that matter time, when the police came, we troubled.” “老三、老七你们玩够了没有,要是看上这个妞,等会直接带回去大家分享,现在不是干那个事情的时候,等警察来了,咱们就麻烦了。” The chieftain of that belt/bring eyeglasses was somewhat unable to continue watching, says, this group of big uneducated people, does not have a look now is what situation, the thoughts dally with the woman on the coach bus. 那个带眼镜的头目有些看不下去了,开口说道,这帮大老粗,也不看看现在是什么情形,还有心思在长途客车上玩女人。 „The big brother thinks thoroughly, such attractive girl, how plays one time enough, when brings to do, when does, good.” “还是大哥想到周到,这么漂亮的女娃子,玩一次怎么够呀,带回去想什么时候干,就什么时候干,多好呀。” The robber guy patted oneself head to say. 劫匪大汉拍了自己的脑袋说道。 Saying, is wanting to put out a hand to draw Zhang Yu. 说着,就想要伸手拉张瑜。 Uncle, awakes quickly, help!” “大叔,快醒醒,救命啊!” Zhang Yu quickly pushes the leaf glory body, shouts loudly. 张瑜急忙推叶荣耀的身体,大声地喊道。 Faint, was all right to stir my clear dream to do!” “晕,没事搅了我的清梦干嘛!” Follows the bustling leaf glory in the dream own wife, pushing to awake by Zhang Yu, some said morosely. 在梦里跟自己老婆干得热火朝天的叶荣耀,被张瑜给推醒,有些不高兴地说道。 Brat, without your matter, gives on the side of me.” “臭小子,没你的事,给我一边去。” That robber guy stared leaf glory one to threaten to say ruthlessly. 那名劫匪大汉瞪了叶荣耀一眼狠狠地威胁道。 You threaten me?” “你这是威胁我吗?” This good dream to be destroyed, the mood of leaf glory is uncomfortable, stares at this robber to say. 这好梦就这么被破坏了,叶荣耀的心情非常不爽,盯着这劫匪说道。 Boy, you were give to be concerned about face!” “小子,你是给脸不要脸了!” That named third child the robber is saying, the preparation wields begins on fruit knife to frighten the leaf glory. 那位叫“老三”的劫匪说着,就准备挥动手上的水果刀吓唬叶荣耀。 You are very wordy!” “你很啰嗦!” leaf Rongyao said the sound, the finger selected on the robber guy fast, was only that movement was too quick, has not responded in the guy, the finger of leaf glory has selected on the body of robber guy. 叶荣耀说了声,手指快速地在劫匪大汉身上点了一下,只是那动作太快了,在大汉还没有反应过来,叶荣耀的手指就已经点在劫匪大汉的身上。 Immediately the robber guy entire portrait statue was the same, is motionless. 顿时劫匪大汉整个人像塑像一样,一动不动了。 Third Brother, you how?” “三哥,你怎么了?” The rascally robber has doubts looks motionless Third Brother asked. 流里流气的劫匪疑惑地看着一动不动的“三哥”问道。 Why does not know, this rascally robber always thought where some are not right. 不知道为什么,这流里流气的劫匪总觉得哪里有些不对劲。 You are also very wordy!” “你也很啰嗦!” leaf Rongyao said the sound, selected on the rascally robber fast, immediately this current capacity air bleed resulted in the robber whole person unable to move. 叶荣耀说了声,也快速地在流里流气劫匪身上点了下,顿时这流量流气得劫匪整个人不能动弹了。
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