ICMMWLD :: Volume #15

#1466: Half hits the cow


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Good!” “好!” leaf Rongyao said. 叶荣耀说道。 Humanistic scenic spot like Hengdian movie town, looked is not the scenery, mostly what looks is lively, particularly looks at the dramatic team to make a movie. 像横店影视城这样的人文景点,看的不是景色,大部分看的是热闹,尤其是看剧组拍戏。 Sometimes, to see a form of star from afar, many tourists squat in a film and television photography scenic spot quite a while are not willing to leave. 有时候,为了远远地看一个明星的身影,很多游客蹲在一个影视拍摄景点半天不肯离开。 Actually looks like in the leaf glory, really does not need completely, after all the tourist is very difficult the opportunity close to these big stars, even even/including Zhenglian cannot see. 其实在叶荣耀看来,真的完全没有必要,毕竟游客很难有机会靠近那些大明星,甚至连正脸都看不到。 Also really might as well watch the television at home, inside star looks is very clear. 还真的不如在家里看电视,里面的明星的看的很清晰。 Naturally to many, likes this on-site feeling, sees the star at the scene, even if sees one from afar, oneself go back to boast long some time, some year of some moon/month I in the Hengdian movie town noticed that such and such big stars come.” 当然对于很多人来说,就是喜欢这种现场感,在现场看到明星,哪怕是远远地看到一眼,自己回去都能吹牛皮好长一段时间,“某年某月我在横店影视城看到某某大明星来的。” The quick leaf glory they go to the place that a large crowd surrounds. 很快叶荣耀他们来到一大群人围观的地方。 Originally is a local television station is shooting a television program, probably is propagandizing the traditional wushu primal chaos of Huaxia, including wear puts on the old woman of Chinese type white clothing, is primal chaos Grandmaster who this local television station invited. 原来是一个地方电视台在拍摄一个电视节目,好像是在宣传华夏的传统武术太极,其中有一位穿着穿中式白衣的老太太,是这个地方电视台邀请的太极大师。 „Was this primal chaos master time too fierce?” “这位太极师傅功夫太厉害了吧?” Yes, this person close to her body, oneself has not flown upside down.” “是啊,这人都没有靠近她的身体,就自己倒飞了。” I felt that exaggerating, her hand lifts gently, has not bumped into the person, this person flew upside down, our Huaxia time was so when fierce.” “我觉得好夸张啊,她手就这么轻轻一抬,都还没有碰到人,这人就倒飞了,啥时候咱们华夏功夫这么厉害了。” I can only say that this is not the martial arts, is flatters!” “我只能说这不是武术,是拍马屁的!” This practices the Taiji Tuishou? Touches the electric switch!” “这是练太极推手?还是摸电门啊!” Really is one crowd compels funny!” “真的是一群逗逼!” Was too false, was too false!” “太假了,真的太假了!” I feel like looking that movie results , is very real!” “我觉得像是在看电影似得,好不真实啊!” You understand anything, this is the Qigong of primal chaos time, this primal chaos practices is fiercer, this skill is fiercer, this every action and every movement can offend somebody in invisible, this is one type is hard with the boundary that the spoken language expressed.” “你懂什么啊,这是太极功夫的气功,这太极练的越厉害,这功力越厉害,这一举一动都能伤人于无形,这是一种难以用言语表达的境界。” Really? False? Can this primal chaos also be so fierce? Isn't the primal chaos the sports exercise that old man old woman strong and healthy body?” “真的?假的?这太极还能这么厉害?太极不是老头老太太强身健体的体育操吗?” Visits you are the layman, but martial arts of our Huaxia is broad and profound, anything half hits the cow and flying up to the eaves and walls, fierce, but you have not run into the true Grandmaster.” “一看你就是外行,咱们华夏的武功可是博大精深的,什么隔山打牛、飞檐走壁,厉害的很,只是你没有遇到真正的大师而已。” Your meaning now this is the true Grandmaster?” “你的意思现在这位是真正的大师?” That is not, how otherwise the television station will ask her to make the program, must know this television station, but does the authoritative body, how possibly practice fraud?” “那可不是,要不然电视台怎么会请她做节目呢,要知道这电视台可是官方机构,怎么可能弄假呢?” This actually!” “这倒是!” ...... …… The leaf glory they approach, hears people who surround to discuss. 叶荣耀他们走近的时候,就听到围观的人们在议论着。 The non- odd people discuss spiritedly, was really exaggerating, the leaf glory looked that several also shook the head. 不怪人们议论纷纷,实在是太夸张了,叶荣耀看几眼也直摇头。 Really is too ridiculous, was too mysterious. 实在是太雷人,太神奇了。 This primal chaos Grandmaster is conducting the Taiji Tuishou with her many apprentices. 这位太极大师在跟她多名徒弟进行太极推手。 The female apprentice who wears the red clothes has not contacted the Grandmaster, by the palm wind of Grandmaster was knocked down, gets up with others' help. 一位穿红色衣服的女徒弟还没有接触到大师,就被大师的掌风击倒在地,在别人的帮助下才起来。 The male apprentice who wears the white shirt builds the hand on the Grandmaster shoulder, the Grandmaster makes an effort slightly, the male apprentice was fallen down like the electric shock. 一位穿白衬衫的男徒弟将手搭在大师肩上,大师稍一用力,男徒弟就被像电击一样倒在地上。 ...... …… Facing the challenges of one after several other guys, Grandmaster Li the facial expression is relaxed, she only need lift the hand gently, the opposite party yelled confusedly, has not been close, yells to fall about two meters. 面对十几个大汉的轮番挑战,李大师神情轻松,她只需轻轻一抬手,对方就上蹿下跳地大叫,很多都还没接近,就叫喊着跌出两米开外。 What is most mysterious, here Grandmaster Li both hands fitting in the same place, aims at a man who wears the black clothes. 最为神奇的是,这里位李大师双手贴合在一起,指向一名穿黑衣的男子。 dá dá.” “哒哒哒。” That black clothes man is yelling, drew back three steps to stagger backward is sitting on the ground. 那黑衣男子叫喊着,向后退了三步趔趄着坐在地上。 The black clothes man just stood from the ground, Grandmaster Li selected to that man again, black clothes man whole person backward one supine, throws down layer on layer/heavily on the ground, holds leg sore for quite a while unable to get up directly. 黑衣男子刚刚从地上站起来,李大师再对那个男子点了下头,黑衣男子整个人向后一仰,重重摔倒在地上,直接抱着腿疼的半天起不来。 „Is Brother Ye, this person of time quite fierce?” “叶大哥,这人功夫好厉害啊?” section Hanyun said to leaf glory. 章含韵对身边的叶荣耀说道。 I thought but is actually not this old woman martial arts is fierce, but was these person of performing skills is good!” “我倒觉得不是这个老太太武功厉害,而是这些人演技太好了!” Yang Xiaozi said. 杨晓紫说道。 What good? Too empty boasting, looked simply is false!” “什么好啊?简直太浮夸了,一看就是假的!” Zhao Liying shakes the head to say. 赵丽莹摇头说道。 In the entertainment world, Zhao Liying has a nickname, called „a Zhao blade, was mainly she , since she made a debut, this matter was denounced about speech a lot, some people said that she emotional quotient lowly, some people said that her speech was straight, had this „a Zhao blade nickname. 在娱乐圈,赵丽莹有个外号,叫“赵一刀”,主要是她自从她出道后,关于“说话”这事儿没少遭人诟病,有人说她情商低,有人说她只是说话直,也就有了这“赵一刀”的外号。 With the present, section Hanyun, Yang Xiaozi look that old woman's martial arts was too false, but had not said directly, but is very tactful, this Zhao Liying said was most direct. 就拿现在来说,无论是章含韵,还是杨晓紫都看出来,那个老太太的武功太假了,只是都没有直接说,而是很委婉,就这赵丽莹说的最直接了。 This is also the leaf glory quite likes her reason in female Mingxingli, minimum she not in many female stars like the entertainment world false. 这也是叶荣耀在女明星里比较喜欢她的原因,最起码的她不像演艺圈里很多女明星那样虚伪的很。 Hehe, we when looked to see a play.” “呵呵,咱们就当看看戏好了。” leaf Rongyao smiles said. 叶荣耀笑笑地说道。 Actually the leaf glory's first saw the old woman displays Tai Chi time, knows that was too false. 其实叶荣耀第一眼看着老太太施展太极拳的时候,就知道太假了。 leaf Rongyao obtains lazy person system early time, draws to this Tai Chi, because has lazy person system doing abhiseka, leaf glory Tai Chi can say has practiced Tai Chi highest boundary. 叶荣耀得到“懒人系统”早期的时候,就抽奖到这“太极拳”,因为是自己有“懒人系统”灌顶的,叶荣耀的“太极拳”可以说已经练到“太极拳”的最高境界。 Even Zhang Sanfeng is alive, is not necessarily able to exceed the leaf glory in Tai Chi. 甚至张三丰在世,也未必能在太极拳上胜过叶荣耀。 But the leaf glory never knows that this Tai Chi can also not need to contact the person, can shaking the boundary of flying upside down. 可叶荣耀从来不知道这太极拳还能不用接触到人,就能把人给震倒飞的境界。 The leaf glory affirmed in any case, oneself cannot achieve. 反正叶荣耀是非常肯定,自己是做不到的。 Tai Chi can hit the strength with the strength actually, but must contact with the opponent at least, like the present, even contacts not to contact, this person flies upside down, really could not somewhat be justified. “太极拳”倒是可以借力打力,可是最起码也是要跟对手接触,像现在这样,连接触都没有接触到,这人就倒飞,实在是有些说不过去了。 Moreover the leaf glory is the person of practicing martial arts, this eyesight many that the average person is fiercer, a moment ago these disciples struck down movements, leaf glory looked, that will be some people are in the future but actually. 而且叶荣耀是练武之人,这眼力比一般人厉害的多,刚才那些弟子们被击倒的动作,叶荣耀一眼就看出来,那是些人是自己往后倒的。 To put it bluntly, this is only a performance. 说白了,这只是一场表演而已。 Time? 功夫? leaf Rongyao really could not have looked that has the sign of any time. 叶荣耀还真的看不出来有任何功夫的迹象。 However these retrocede the disciples, latter jump to fall to the ground, is really is non-specialized, is completely the unqualified actor. 不过那些自行后退、后跳倒地的弟子们,实在是太不专业了,完全是不合格的演员。 These movements are really false, was too exaggerating. 那些动作实在是太假,太夸张了。 Especially by that flash that their masters strike down, was that cry too also exaggerating and is too loud and clear? 尤其是被他们师傅击倒的那一瞬间,那个叫声也太夸张、太洪亮了吧? When this where was struck down the pitiful yell sound! 这哪里是被击倒时的惨叫声啊! The leaf glory thinks this must perform, the leaf glory prepares to leave, goes to other scenic spots to have a look. 原本叶荣耀以为这就要表演完了,叶荣耀都准备要离开,去其它景点看看。 After all this performance is too false, no quality of being worth looking. 毕竟这表演实在太假,没有什么看头。 At this time, the female hosts of that local television station spoke. 就在这个时候,那个地方电视台的女主持人说话了。 Thanked Grandmaster Li to demonstrate that for us excellent Tai Chi time, said that the fiercest time of Tai Chi was half hits cow, under Grandmaster Li, can you demonstrate for us?” “非常感谢李大师为我们展示高超的太极拳功夫,都说太极拳的最厉害的功夫就是‘隔山打牛’,李大师,您能不能为我们展示下?” The female host takes the microphone to that old woman who wears the Chinese type white clothing said. 女主持人拿着话筒对那位穿着中式白衣的老太太说道。 Sure, half hits the cow, but Tai Chi the time of high boundary, without dozens years of time, cannot hit this half to hit the good time, I was also realized for these years.” “当然可以,隔山打牛可是太极拳的高境界的功夫,没有几十年的功夫,根本就打不出来这隔山打牛的功夫,我也是这几年才练成的。” Grandmaster Li said. 李大师说道。 That makes us wait, looked that Grandmaster Li to us demonstrated unique skill of Tai Chi half hits cow, making everyone has a look at the Huaxia time the mystery.” “那让我们拭目以待,看李大师给我们展示太极拳的绝技‘隔山打牛’,让大家看看华夏功夫的神奇。” The female host said toward, the camera started to aim at this primal chaos Grandmaster Li and her apprentices. 女主持人说往,摄像头就开始对准了这位太极李大师和她的徒弟们。 Sees only this Grandmaster Li to stand in a position, her white apprentice stands to her five meters away place, sees only this Grandmaster Li both hands to push gently upward. 只见这位李大师站在一个位置,她的一位白色徒弟站在离她五米远的地方,只见这位李大师双手轻轻往上一推。 Immediately, that apprentice who wears the white clothes was yelling in the future will jump two to jump, then throws down on the ground is breathing heavily. 立马,那位穿白色衣服的徒弟大叫着往后跳了两跳,然后摔倒在地上喘着粗气。 How this...... is this possible?” “这……这怎么可能呢?” „Was this too also exaggerating?” “这也太夸张了吧?” Really is the person bold, has many produces greatly!” “真的是人有多大胆,地有多大产啊!” Has not really compared this false?” “真的没有比这更假的了?” Sees such plot, the surrounded person started the much discussion. 看到这样的情节,围观的人开始纷纷议论了。 Really is unscientific, this Tai Chi is so mysterious, such fierce, this world boxing champion must candidly admit defeat. 实在是太不科学了,这太极拳真的这么神奇,这么的厉害,这世界拳王都要甘拜下风了。 However this has not ended, more than ten disciples of this Grandmaster Li crank up one row, this Grandmaster Li makes the female host arrange at the middle position of her apprentices. 不过这还没有完,这李大师的十几位弟子拍成一排,这位李大师让女主持人排在她徒弟们的中间位置。 Sees only this Grandmaster Li to put out a hand the racket to black clothes the chest front of apprentice, that apprentice of being the last shouted gently jumps out of more than one meter to fall down. 只见这位李大师伸手轻轻拍向黑衣服的徒弟的胸前,排在最后的那位徒弟就大喊一声跳出一米多远跌倒在地。 Everyone stupidly gawked, quick on much discussion. 现场的所有人都傻愣了下,很快就纷纷议论起来了。 This was too exaggerating!” “这太夸张了吧!” „Is Tai Chi so when fierce?” “太极拳什么时候这么厉害?” „Is this half hits the cow? Really is too fierce, does not know that is really false?” “这就是隔山打牛?实在是太厉害的,就不知道是真是假?” „Did this perform some? How I felt that has to plant flavor that reads the chivalric fiction novel.” “这表演有些过了吧?我怎么感觉有种看武侠小说的味道。” „It is not necessarily false, I heard, but this Grandmaster Li the primal chaos Grandmaster, is very famous person, is the person of martial arts association, should not counterfeit!” “不一定是假的,我可是听说了,这位李大师可是太极大师,是很有名气的人,还是武术协会的人,应该不作假吧!” Also right, this is the program of television station, should not propagandize the false time.” “也对,这可是电视台的节目,应该不会宣传假功夫。” Said that Grandmaster Li is performing, is false, that is everyone does not understand the traditional wushu of our Huaxia, but the traditional wushu of our Huaxia is broad and profound, regardless of which time practices the highest boundary, fierce very much, half hits the cow is not not possible, but everyone has not seen, does not understand.” “说李大师是在表演,是假的,那是大家不了解咱们华夏的传统武术,我们华夏的传统武术可是博大精深,无论哪一门功夫练到最高境界的话,都厉害的很,隔山打牛也不是不可能的,只是大家没有见到过,不了解而已。” I do not believe in any case!” “反正我是不相信的!” If this Tai Chi is so fierce, I thought that studies with a teacher.” “要是这太极拳真的这么厉害的话,我觉得去拜师学艺。” ...... …… Perhaps is hears to surround people all the way, that female host, takes the microphone to ask to Grandmaster Li. 或许是听到围观人们的一路上,那位女主持人,拿着话筒对李大师问道。 Thanked Grandmaster Li for we demonstrated in the legend half to hit cow, but I believe that present audience, was the audience before soap opera, definitely half hit cowthis time to be suspicious to this ‚, does not know that what Grandmaster Li you had to say?” “非常感谢李大师为我们展示了传说中的‘隔山打牛’,不过我相信无论是现在的观众,还是电视剧前的观众,肯定对这‘隔山打牛’这功夫心存疑惑,不知道李大师您有什么说的没?” Then, the female host gives Grandmaster Li the microphone. 说完,女主持人把话筒递给李大师。 I know that affirmation many people will question me, even many people will scold me, thinks that I was counterfeiting a moment ago, is not martial arts, is the performance.” “我知道肯定很多人会质疑我,甚至有很多人会骂我,认为我刚才是在作假,不是武功,是表演。” Actually, I can understand them, because scolded my person, questioned that my person, did not understand the martial arts not to understand Tai Chi, because my master passed to me this Tai Chi, after practicing certain boundary, will have one type to express the ideal condition in the spoken language very much difficultly......” “其实,我能理解他们,因为骂我的人,质疑我的人,都不懂武术不懂太极拳,因为我师傅传给我这门太极拳,练到一定境界后的,会有一种很难用言语表达出来意境……” Grandmaster Li takes the microphone to speak with confidence. 李大师拿着话筒侃侃而谈。 Hello, did Mr. slow, how long you learn Tai Chi from Grandmaster Li? What learns Tai Chi to feel from Grandmaster Li?” “你好,徐先生,你跟李大师学太极拳多久了?跟李大师学太极拳有什么感受?” The female host gives Grandmaster Li the microphone Nearby that middle-aged man who wears the black clothes asked. 女主持人把话筒递给李大师边上那位穿黑衣服的中年男子问道。
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